Chapter 7 6. The story of UP

Whether Du Lala is sad or relieved, life has to go day by day.Wang Wei is gone, but she, Du Lala, has to persevere in DB by herself, and if possible, she must develop and grow stronger.She had to try to ignore the discomfort. Depressed, Lala asked Helen, is there any fun?Helen came up with an idea, let's talk about QQ.Sure enough, Lala registered a QQ account, and she probably felt that it was shameful for people with three prefixes to play this. She filled in "25 years old" in the age column of her personal information without reason. Helen watched from the side, and Gu Lulu rolled her big black eyes like longan cores and suggested, "Lala, you might as well write 29 years old."

Lala's face was full of displeasure at being exposed, "Why?" While peeping at Lala's face, Helen explained cautiously: "If you write 25 years old, cats and dogs who are sixteen or seventeen may talk to you by then. Such a brat is rude and rude when chatting. It's boring, don't you want to be bored to death?" Lala thought for a while and thought it made sense, so she said, "29 is 29." As for the screen name, she called it "Youcai".Helen felt that the name "Youcai" was a little rusty, and Song Dandan and Zhao Benshan used it as a joke in the sketches. It really didn't fit the status of a highly educated American white-collar worker. Shut up.

After a few days on QQ, "Youcai" felt that chatting was boring. She complained to Helen: Although she reported her age as 29, there was still a 17-year-old high school boy who eagerly expressed that he would walk from Tangshan to Guangzhou To see her, because he didn't have the travel expenses to come by train, he still called her "wife" and asked "talented" to marry her when he grew up. "You Cai" disdainfully yelled at him to go aside, but the little brother stood by very patiently and remained silent. After a long time, he asked, "Wife, are you still angry?"

"Youcai" can't laugh or cry, think about it, this is still a child, if his parents knew that he might be such a fool, he would be more worried, so they would teach him harshly, saying: "Your parents worked hard to pay for your education, so you came here to fool around. ?" The little brother was moved when he heard it: "Honey, you are so kind to me!" "Talented" had no choice but to blacklist the younger brother directly. After hearing this, Helen suppressed her laughter, and recommended "Youcai" to go to QQ to play games, play chess and cards, go to forums and have small fights if you have nothing to do.

Speaking of today, Lala was bored at night, went to QQ game to play and upgrade, originally hoping to earn some points, but who knew that she was unlucky to meet an uncooperative opponent, just watching the goods in her hand play cards, Lala La couldn't help feeling unhappy, complaining to herself: You play an A, and I'll give a Q, which shows that I either don't have this color, or this color has an A-why don't you call back?I got it to make people big, and I adjusted it right when I got started, which wasted my A and lost the opportunity to get started. She was enduring her depression, and someone said something over there: "You are not afraid of losing when you play cards, but you are afraid of being a pig on the other side!"

Lala looked at it, Huo Miao'er "jumped" to her forehead: "At your level, I haven't called you a pig yet!"Who are you talking about pig? Before she typed back to fight back, the previous family called "Cats Walking in the Clouds" said with a charming smile: "These two played signal cards, but unfortunately they are too stupid, and they still lose if they pass the cards (referring to cheating)." The next family member named "Feng Qingyang" also jokingly said: "The two pigs are fighting among themselves." Lala was so angry that she scolded the three, she couldn't keep up with the work, and cursed in a hurry: "Tong Pai's family is dead!"

Mao Mao, who was walking in the clouds, said contemptuously, "I have no culture." Feng Qingyang is in love with the cat walking in the clouds, and seeing that Lala's online name is "Youcai", out of love, he followed up with something he thinks is very talented: "What's your name" Youcai 'What? It's better to call it 'no virtue'." As soon as the game ended, all three of them blacklisted "Youcai" (in the online game, the other party was set as unwelcome, and they would no longer play with her), and refused to play with her anymore.Lala felt bored, so instead of playing upgrades, she went to play Four Kingdoms Army Chess.Her level of military chess game is a small platoon leader, and she actually got an opponent who is a division commander.

In the end, the enemy had a guy who didn't know whether it was a landmine. Lala touched it with a big one and killed herself. Now that Lei Ming, Lala has no engineers, and she waits anxiously for the master to fly The engineers dug the mines, even if they basically won the round, who knew that the heroes would not fly the engineers. Lala endured her anger and tried her best to cooperate, but was soon carried by the enemy with her own flag.In a situation where there was an advantage, the remaining opponents were outnumbered, and finally they also resisted the military flag.Lala was very depressed and wanted to maintain her demeanor, trying not to blame the teacher, but the teacher said: "Don't fight women and pigs!"

Unexpectedly, Lala got another blow on the head, and said angrily, "I've seen pigs before, but I've never seen such a high-level pig!" A bystander with the ID "Famous Prostitute in Huacheng" stepped forward to uphold justice and said to the hero: "Although this girl's skills are mediocre, it was wrong for you not to be an engineer just now." The hero was taken aback when he said this, and turned into anger from embarrassment: "My name is Wang Yihe, and I live at No. XX Street, Shenyang. If you have the guts, come here!" Lala was getting annoyed, and came over with the screen name "Hu Yidao", walked over and spoke slowly, "What's going on?"

Everyone said respectfully: "Hu 40." It turns out that Hu Yidao's game level is a military chess commander. For the convenience of typing in online games, Jianghu is abbreviated as 40, and the army commander is called 39 because he is one level lower than the commander. From time to time, someone posts on the game forum, saying that Hu Yidao's 40 was obtained by cheating, but after all, it is a fact that he has good skills, so there are many fans, and some of them are beautiful girls, after all, he is really beautiful Fake beauty, there is no way to pay attention to it, anyway, it is said to be beautiful in the world.

Immediately, someone jokingly said, "Hu 40, I haven't seen you for two days, and your points have increased a lot." Someone was asking for apprenticeship again and again, and everyone was in a mess, and suddenly a boy appeared with the vigor of a peasant uprising and shouted: "What kind of idiot 40! Do you have the guts to challenge me?!" Hu 40 replied with a smile, "Okay, okay." Seeing the Commander, the teacher was a little bit impatient, and bit back, "I think she doesn't play well, and I planned to teach her, but she doesn't know how to flatter her, so she called me a pig instead!" Lala said bitterly: "I was wrong, I insulted the pig, I apologize to the pig." Hu 40 persuaded Na 38 in a kingly manner: "It's just a game, why lose your temper so much." Everyone said that 40 was right, Hu 40 said haha, said it was over, let's go play. Everyone dispersed, and Lala didn't bother to play anymore, and was about to go offline, Hu 40 greeted softly with the technique of sound transmission: "Sister Youcai~~~~" Lala asked him in surprise, "What's the matter?" Hu 40 sincerely begged for advice: "What does UP mean?" Why did Hu 40 come to ask for advice from a talented lady? Speaking of which, there is a reason. It turns out that among the fans of Hu 40, there is a very famous girl named "Gege". Both of them are in City G. Two months ago, Grid and Commander Hu made an appointment to meet. It is said that heroes love beautiful women, but in fact, beautiful women also love heroes very much.Before the meeting, Gege posted a post on the forum, to the effect that the date of meeting was approaching, and she was so excited that she couldn't sleep well for several nights. As a result, after the two really met, Gege didn't make any sound at all. Commander Hu is culturally more difficult. Originally, he almost never posted on the forum, but this time he wrote a post on the forum for the first time. The bullshit is incomprehensible, and there are many typos, but it can indeed be regarded as an impression after meeting, roughly expressing recklessness. The hero's affection for the beauty. A few days later, one night, Lala was strolling around the room of the Four Kingdoms Army Chess, when a strange ID sneaked up to her and asked to "talk to Sister Youcai".Surprised, Lala chose a table with him and sat down, and he locked the table to prevent idlers from entering. Then he told Lala that he was Commander Hu, and he had to change his ID to play because he had no face to face others.Lala was surprised and asked why. It turned out that the beauty thought that Commander Hu was uneducated, and said that the nonsense white posters he wrote made her ashamed to death, and called him the king of white letters. Commander Hu expressed his determination on the spot that as long as the beauty is happy, he can learn to write posts. The beauty said disdainfully: "How long do you want to study? Ten years or twenty years?" Commander Hu didn't know what to do, wiped the sweat from his forehead, gritted his teeth and said, "Give me three months." Hearing this, the beauty laughed until the pear blossoms trembled: "Brother 40, if you can write a good post in three months, I will jump into the Xiangshui River (a local river)." At this point, Commander Hu sighed sadly: "She would rather jump into the river than believe that I can write a good post. She really underestimated me. I really can't swallow this breath." Lala understood what was going on, and said puzzledly: "Then why did you come to me, Gege and I have never had much contact, so we can't talk." Commander Hu muttered for a while before gathering the courage to say coyly: "My brothers all said that you are talented, and I would like to ask you how to write a good post." What the attendant taught him, he quickly added: "In the future, if there is a need for Sister Cai, I can play chess with you at any time." Lala was in a dilemma. She had read Commander Hu's white calligraphy. If she wanted Commander Hu to write a good post, it would be like embroidering on a sack -- her foundation was too poor.After thinking for a long time, Lala taught him to start practicing with other people's posts. Sure enough, Commander Hu started following up.On this day, he suddenly discovered on the forum that many people wrote "UP" when commenting.Commander Hu was puzzled as to what kind of fashionable word "UP" was and why so many people used it, so he came to ask Sister Youcai. Lala almost laughed out loud when she heard this, and managed to hold back, pointing out: "'UP' means 'I'm up'." The commander suddenly realized.Not long after, Lala saw Commander Hu UP everywhere on the forum, and didn't say much else, just the word "UP", sonorous and forceful, but also quite general. After Lala laughed, she felt more and more boring. She told Helen: "Chatting games are not fun, you have to find another thing that can be addictive." Helen is a person who loves life. Her brain structure is similar to that of Dora. The brain structure of Lala is probably different. For her, all entertainment is fun and food is delicious. Helen can only try her best to understand the desires of people like Du Lala. She blinked her eyes for a long time, but finally did not dare She didn't dare to talk about playing mahjong, so she hesitated for a while between stocks and raising dogs. She suggested that the only thing to do is stocks. Lala's eyes lit up when she heard this, and she praised Helen, "I've known you for so many years, this is the most thoughtful idea of ​​all your ideas, and I'll open an account tomorrow." Helen blinked her big black eyes, not knowing what she was doing. Whether you are praising yourself or belittling yourself. So, in the late summer and early autumn of 2005, Du Lala officially became a retail investor in China's A-shares. Among the 1,354 stocks, she was surprised to find a stock in the Shanghai stock market, 6006××, a certain auto parts—this is not Hu Afa's auto parts company! Lala stared at the 6006xx in disbelief: Didn't you say that private enterprises are falling fast?It has been more than ten years, and Ren Afa's company has not failed, and it has even gone public! She quickly studied the fundamentals of this stock, and said secretly: "Hey! The number of shares held by each person is quite high, and the bargaining chips are concentrated. It is still a strong stock!" , million, tens of millions, and hundreds of millions of points, and a circulation value of several billion. NND, is this money all from Ah Fa? Lala called Xia Hong to report the news about Hu Afa.Xia Hong is an alumnus from a different department at the same school as Lala. Back then, when Hu Afa harassed Lala, Xia Hong stood up for Lala very generously and successfully counter-harassed Hu Afa. After listening to Lala's report, Xia Hong coughed and said, "I was afraid you wouldn't like to listen to it, so I didn't tell you. Ah Fen is now on a higher level, and I was not satisfied with counting how many "Humble Room Inscriptions" there are." The words are too long—Isn’t Lang Xianping’s speech long? I’m too lazy to read it anyway, there are too many words, but he doesn’t mind the trouble, and loves to learn Professor Lang’s speech. His company is said to be considered an excellent asset among listed companies. " Lala was speechless for a while. Xia Hong added: "Have you quarreled with others while playing QQ games recently?" Lala said strangely; "How do you know?" Xia Hong said: "Isn't there a 'Famous Prostitute in the Flower City' to help you? That is Cheng Hui!" After disappearing, Xia Hong was very kind and intentionally introduced Lala and Cheng Hui to each other. Afterwards, the two had some tepid contacts, mainly chatting online. Lala then remembered and said: "It seems to be the case. Why did he call such an ID?" Xia Hong said: "It's not a good thing you did! Last time at our house, we said that Cheng Hui was a famous name, but you called her a famous prostitute! He still cared about it, so he followed your wishes, really care I call myself a famous prostitute in Huacheng." Lala smiled apologetically, "This ID is pretty good." Xia Hong said: "Yes, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer. I have nothing to say."