Chapter 3 Primer

Du Lala, a southern woman, is of average beauty. When she graduated from university, Lala was in her early twenties. She worked in a state-owned unit for a year, then resigned and went to the Pearl River Delta, where she joined a private auto parts company as a salesperson. The company's benefits are good, and the boss, Hu Afa, has been set up by the local town government as a banner for farmers and entrepreneurs.In fact, Ah Fa hates people calling him peasant entrepreneurs the most, but the media and relevant departments don't know what to do. Anyone who can be associated with township enterprises or peasant entrepreneurs must fly his banner in the wind.

There are legends in the rivers and lakes that Hu Afa had an enmity with scholars.Whether he needed it or not, he recruited a bunch of college students to work in his factory. The salary was pretty good, and the working and living conditions in the factory were quite acceptable.However, not long after he came here, he will start to torture him mentally, especially if he meets a decent-looking graduate who graduated from a prestigious university, this torture will be doubled.For the sake of good pay, many people chose to endure. Lala’s business department is located in Guangzhou, but Boss Hu asked her to go to each workshop for a round of shifts first, so as to understand the production process and help the business in the future. Lala didn’t want to, so she pretended to be positive It looks like it's in the factory in Huadu.In less than ten days, Ah Fa's secretary asked for sick leave, and Ah Fa ordered Lala to fill in the blanks temporarily.

Once, Lala accompanied Ah Fa to run some errands, and Ah Fa asked her on the BMW: "Can you recite "The Humble Room Inscription"?" In fact, this is Ah Fa wanting to show off, Lala didn't understand it, and she was secretly glad that she could memorize the "Humble Room Inscription" completely, and memorized it dumbfoundedly: "If the mountain is not high, there will be immortals; if the water is not deep, If there is a dragon, there will be spirit..." Ah Fa held back his breath, and when she finished reciting it, he asked her, "How many words are there in this "Humble Room Inscription"?"

Lala didn't count, and said directly, "I don't know." Ah Fa said: "81 characters." In fact, Ah Fa did not point out how many characters there are in "Humble Room Inscription", but he guessed that Lala was definitely not sure about the number of words, and he had to say something she didn't know. Give her a hand. Lala said in her heart: I know what the "Humble Room Inscription" says, so I don't care how many words it has!Although he didn't say it out of his mouth, it was written all over his face. Ah Falong's face was displeased.

But Lala is still willing to work hard, and is loyal to the company's work and does it stupidly. The boss Ah Fa is very happy when he sees it. He felt that he wanted to show off his face, so he called Lala to the desk, and when he talked about his entrepreneurial history, he almost sprayed all the saliva on the face of Lala who was standing opposite the desk. The hours didn’t stop, from the relationship between rice noodles and meat to economic growth, to the story of pulling a scooter: “Lala, do you know how I used to sell? During the day, I went to the unit to find the person in charge. Ignore me. In the evening, I will ride a bicycle to his house. I go every day, and I know what is going on at his house. Whenever he needs me, I will help him immediately. I was young at that time, why didn’t I suffer? In order to transport the goods, I will pull the cart by myself, do you know the cart? Mr. Hu pulls it himself.”

Lala thought she was quite clever, so she found a way to turn her head from the front of the large writing desk to the side, so as to avoid the attack of bad breath.After standing for two hours at a stretch, Lala had to shift her legs to support her body's center of gravity. Due to lack of exercise, she was so tired that her face turned red.Ah Fa saw it, and suddenly took her little hand, and used his bear-like hand to pull it under the table vigorously. It was the first time in Lala's life that she encountered such a thing, and she repeatedly reminded Ah Fa: "Mr. Hu, it's not good for people to see it!"

Ah Fa watched all directions with his eyes and ears, but did not let go and said, "You are so cute, I am moved by you." Lala felt that Ah Fa's word "moved" was inappropriate, and she was a little courageous in the face of danger, so she smiled and said, "I have a boyfriend, Mr. Hu." Ah Fa ignored her quarrel and said, "Lala, you are not pretty, do you know that?" Lala hurriedly reviewed herself and said, "Yes, yes, my skin is too dark and too thin." Afa raised his fat chin and said, "That's it!" Lala persuaded: "So, let go of my hand."

Afa said aggrievedly: "Lala, do you regard Mr. Hu as a casual person? You know, how many girls want to seduce Mr. Hu, but Mr. Hu ignores them! If you don't believe me, look at this!" He let go of Lala's hand, took out a black stick from under the desk, and confessed: "Look, Lala! There was a beautiful woman who came to my office last week, and she leaned on Mr. Hu when she was fine! It was hot and asked me to treat her to ice cream. Mr. Hu grabbed the electric stick and asked her on the spot: "I don't have any ice cream or popsicles, do you want to eat the electric stick?" Scared her away! Mr. Hu is not a casual person. "

Lala only begged him to let go of his hand first. As soon as he let go, she almost wanted to shout for help or run out immediately, but Lala was reluctant to part with the salary.say EQ She grew up the fastest in the struggle, and she was quick to wit, pretending to be wronged and said: "Mr. Hu, you didn't tell me anything beforehand, I was not mentally prepared at all, you are not bullying me!" She said, vigorously Endure the nausea. Ah Fa saw that her acting like a baby was very helpful, and said happily: "You can go back to work in the Guangzhou sales department tomorrow. I will give you a space to think about it. Don't sit at the door of my office all day."

After get off work in the evening, Ah sent her back to Guangzhou.With the driver in the car, Lala can enjoy the service of BMW with peace of mind. Ah Fa sat upright in the car and whispered to Lala that he would rent a room at the China Hotel for Lala to enjoy. Lala worked in a wealthy state-run unit during her internship at university, and had seen the style of a five-star hotel.Hearing that Ah Fa said that he would book a room for her in Zhongjiu, although she definitely wouldn't go, she couldn't help but feel fascinated in her little head. Afa said to Lala again: "You know Lanny, right? She is doing well in her own company now. She used to be an employee of President Hu. She graduated from a prestigious university in Shanghai. This person is as smart as you. A lot of people have passed."

Lala didn't know who Lenny was, and she didn't care about that.BMW put her down near Zhongjiu, and she saved the day for a while, and went back to her residence in a daze. Along the way, she only felt that the length of her two feet seemed to be different, and she walked with one foot higher and the other foot lower. The next day, Lala started to work in the business department.The manager of the business department graduated from Peking University. He is quite a nice person. He is talented in everything he says and does, but he is different from the usual Peking University wit who is coaxed by the bully. He is cautious and even a little weak.Lala later thought that it was probably caused by Huafa being tortured like that. The rest of the colleagues in the business department are all young people ranging from 25 to 30 years old, all of them are smart and active.Being with them, Lala felt as if she had returned to her college days, and her complexion became rosy when she relaxed. After two months of this, Ah Fa has remained silent. Not only did Lala never see him again, but she didn't even come into contact with any texts related to him, such as "Humble Room Inscription" and the like. Lala naively and optimistically guessed and hoped: Mr. Hu is rich, and he himself said that there are many women who harass him. If he is not allowed to meet the one he likes, he will stop using the electric baton and go eat popsicles with others. One day, Lala went on a long business trip and returned to the business department excitedly. As soon as she entered the door, she found Afa talking with her manager.Ah Fa saw Lala at a glance, and said hello kindly: "Lala is back." He looked naive. Lala was very happy, and felt that it might be a win-win situation, so she couldn't help saying lively: "Mr. Hu, I haven't seen you for two months. You look very good." Ah Fa just smiled honestly and asked Lala to sit down. Lala's manager went out to answer the phone, and Lala sat down to read a fax when she suddenly felt Ah Fa rubbing her instep with his foot.It was summer, and Lara didn't wear socks, and she wore sandals on her bare feet.She trembled all over, as if a wet and cold fat mouse crawled across her feet, and the feeling of returning to the old society overnight swept her face into sunshine. Lala pulled her foot back and said with a smirk, "Boss Hu, I'm sorry, I stretched out my foot and bumped into you." Ah Fa moved closer to her and said, "Well said. You are really not very beautiful, but you are really smart. What you said just now is decent." Lala went off on a errand again, thinking out of her mind: "Decent" is a very literal word, and it is not wrong for Ah Fa to use it here. At this moment, Lala's manager came in, and she hurriedly resigned. The manager stopped her and said, "Lala, Mr. Hu's secretary is not in good health and can't come to work. You may have to take over for a while." Lala's head was "buzzing", and in a trance, she saw Ah Fa smiling and nodding his big head.Lala didn't even bother to fake a smile, so she ran away. If she leaves the business department, she has to go to a rural place like Huadu.Of course, what's more terrible is that Mr. Hu has no plans to get along with other women he "favorites" for the time being. Lala understood that it was just her own wishful thinking to keep this job she still liked without paying.She scribbled on the paper for a long time, trying to find a way to achieve both ends. Two days later, Ah Fa called the business department and urged Lala to go to work at the Huadu factory immediately. The manager put down the phone and said to Lala: "Lala, hurry up, President Hu's tone is not very happy. He will come here this afternoon." Lala simply said that she was not feeling well and wanted to see a doctor.The manager is not too busy, so she will go. Lara had a friend who worked in a small office in the same office building, and she went there to relax.This small office is guarded by two girls, usually they are leisurely and carefree, Lala can't help but sigh when comparing her situation.When the two girls asked why, Lala said everything. One of the girls named Xia Hong was quite gifted in imitation, so she said: "Lala, brother Afa is from Conghua, and when he wants to talk about Conghua's rural vernacular, this is the way he speaks - no popsicles, do you want to eat electric sticks?" ?” Standing on the carpet, she imitated Afa's farmer-entrepreneur style in a serious manner, and spoke the Conghua country vernacular vividly, making Lala and Lala laugh until they died. The two teased Xia Hong and said: "You have said well here, do you dare to tell Ah Fa?" Xia Hong patted her chest and said, "Why don't you dare! If I don't tell him, I'll waste my talent. It's a sin to waste my talent!" Lala suddenly remembered that the manager had said that Ah Fa would come to the sales department in the afternoon, so he might have arrived by now. Xia Hong said boldly, "Give me the phone number, and I'll call." Before she was about to call, she asked Lala again: "Hey, does your company have a caller ID?" Lala assured, "Don't worry, no." Xia Hongguo really called, a man answered and asked her who she was looking for, she pinched her throat and said she was looking for Mr. Hu, but the man didn't ask her where she was, so he asked her for Mr. Hu. Mr. Hu came right away, Xia Hong wanted to raise his voice to speak, but put down the phone abruptly. It turned out that Ah Fa was a boss after all, and he had the aura of a boss. Although Xia Hong was bold, she still had stage fright. The lesbians were disappointing and funny, Xia Hong felt very ashamed, took a rest for a while, and decided to do it again. After answering the phone, she squeezed her throat to look for Mr. Hu, but he invited her to Mr. Hu without asking where she was.Mr. Hu came, Xia Hong persisted and threw the phone away violently, and was so frightened that his whole body trembled and his hands and feet were cold. The lesbians laughed so hard that they almost collapsed on the carpet.However, Xia Hong is very persistent. She said that failure is the mother of success. Xia Hong made herself a glass of milk, replenished her strength and said, "The third time, if you don't succeed, you will be rewarded!" Lala doubts whether Ah Fa will come to answer the phone for the third time.However, Mr. Hu really came to answer the phone for the third time. Xia Hong didn't wait for him to say hello, she squeezed her throat, and yelled in a high-pitched, sharp and frantic manner: "What do you want to eat? I don't have popsicles, do you want an electric stick?" Then she dropped the phone with a "bang" and collapsed on the sofa up. The lesbians laughed endlessly, beat the heroine's shoulders and backs, and praised her for not forgetting to use Conghua's rural vernacular just now, and she spoke very authentically. After laughing, Lala asked Xia Hong: "Did Ah Fa say anything?" Xia Hong recalled in shock: "He didn't have time to say anything." Lala said, "Then how are you sure that it was Ah Fa who answered the phone? Maybe the person who answered the phone first came to tell you that Mr. Hu has left." Only then did Xia Hong realize that this was possible, and couldn't help but feel depressed for a while. Lala laughed a few times and decided to resign immediately.She tried her best to approve of Xia Hong's bravery, but Xia Hong was still unhappy. Lala felt sorry, so she said that she would go back to the business department in half an hour to find out if it was Ah Fa who answered the call about the electric stick and popsicle just now. Lala returned to the business department, and Ah Fa had already left.The manager studied Lala suspiciously, and then told her: "Today, I had a few strange calls to Mr. Hu. After answering Mr. Hu, he was very upset and left immediately." Lala snorted and said, "I am also very upset, and I will leave immediately." The manager said with a smile: "Girls are from every family, what is my father's business." After confirming that Afa had received Xia Hong's call, Lala happily handed in her resignation letter, announcing the good news to Xia Hong and the others. Lala's career in private enterprises ended so short-lived.She felt that there was no justice or insult in this legend, only choices. Xia Hong asked her with concern, what kind of job do you want to find next? Lala thought for a while, and said yearningly: "I want to join a real foreign company, a high-tech Fortune 500 multinational company. Then I can have a good income, and I don't need to memorize the "Humble Room Inscription", let alone a foreign company. There will be sexual harassment, and the boss must be very busy, and he is not interested in letting me serve him for two hours to brag, even if the boss brags, it must be very attractive."