Chapter 2 Chapter Two: The Three-Day Covenant

first day. The night before, I had already chosen my outfit for the day. However, when I returned home after school, put on my clothes, and looked at myself in the mirror, I suddenly realized the state, complexion, temperament, eyes, silhouette, back, and grinning, shy answering of the whole person today. Smiling, pear-shaped smile and other aspects, it doesn't look good in this dress.God!Why would I buy it? I had to pick out clothes from scratch.However, after trying a lot of clothes.I ended up putting on my usual green undershirt with a pattern on the chest, a denim skirt, and a pair of white canvas shoes to head out.Before leaving, I grabbed a magazine and stuffed it into the cloth bag.At six o'clock sharp, I came to the small park and paced around the small fountain.The spring water flew down, and I felt like my heart was beating too.

At this time, a drop of water splashed into my eyes, I blinked and saw a big bear walking towards me from afar.I quickly looked to the other side, then looked down at the ground, pretending I didn't see him. I didn't look up until he got closer, as if I'd just spotted him.This was my first date with Daxiong. He was still wearing a school uniform, a dark blue pullover sweater, a big rock schoolbag, and a white shirt came out of his trousers. "I figured it out!" he said confidently. "What's the answer?" I asked him. "First came the chicken," he said.

"why?" "Haven't you seen Jurassic Park? Chickens evolved from dinosaurs." "Uh?" "Dinosaurs are the ancestors of many birds. Chickens used to be birds, right? Among the dinosaurs, there is a kind of flying dragon that looks like a chicken. In the Ice Age, the dinosaurs kept shrinking in order to survive. The original four claws changed. into two claws, and then become the chicken we eat now." He said with a confident look. "Wrong!" I couldn't help grinning. "Why?" He looked unconvinced. "That doesn't prove that there were chickens first. Didn't dinosaurs hatch from eggs? So, did dinosaurs come first or dinosaur eggs first? Besides, it's just a legend that chickens evolved from dinosaurs," I said. .

He frowned, thinking hard, but couldn't refute me. "So, what about the hint?" he asked me. "I'm hungry, let's go eat and talk about it." I took the magazine out of the cloth bag, turned to a folded page and showed it to him, and said, "Here's a new 'Ancient Tomb Restaurant' , there are discounts for students!" "Ancient tomb?" He was taken aback. "Are you afraid?" "would not." "Well, let's go." I said, walking ahead. The "Tomb Restaurant" is underground, and there is a steep and dark staircase leading to the restaurant on the ground.Daxiong and I walked down the plastered steps. Electric torches were hung on the rough walls on both sides of the steps. The faint light only illuminated the few steps ahead, and a gloomy atmosphere struck.

At last I reached the bottom, where there were two gray arched trapdoors, rusted and covered with cobwebs, and two hideous-looking black bats crouched on the porch, very like the real thing.The reception desk is a rectangular stone tablet covered with gray moss, with the words "Ancient Tomb" engraved on it.A male and a female receptionist wore a priest's tuniced black robe and a black hood on their head. Both of them had a raised hunchback, and a half-moon-shaped metal block hung on their waist, which looked like an amulet. The priestess asked us coldly with a dark cloud over her face, "Are you two here to rob the tomb?"

"Huh?" Big Bear and I responded at the same time, looked at each other again, and then nodded like pounding garlic. "Follow me." The priestess' voice was still emotionless.He took out an electronic torch from behind the stele and held it up slightly. She pushed open the trapdoor, which creaked, and it was dark inside, lit only by torches.Big Bear and I followed her closely. Behind the trapdoor is a weird tunnel with weeds growing on the tiles and dead leaves.On the cracked stone wall, there are long and short ghost shadows shaking, and a strange blue light is reflected in the cracks.

"Why did you choose such a dark place?" Big Bear talked to me, and the echo persisted for a long time. "How do I know it's so dark?" I heard my own echo. At the end of the tunnel, the twilight faded away, and there was a mournful female voice. Singing creepy songs. "Do you think her hunchback is real or fake?" I pointed to the back of the priestess in front and whispered to Big Bear. "I don't know." He replied quietly. Curiously, I stretched out my index finger and gently poked the priestess's hunchback. "Ouch!" she screamed suddenly.

"Wow!" I screamed, and Big Bear and I bounced away in fright at the same time. The priestess holding the torch turned her head, with her face tucked into her hood, gloomy as if looking for bad luck, she stared at me and Big Bear, and said, "Don't poke the fake ones!" I stuck out my tongue and smiled at Big Bear, who happened to smile at me too. For the first time, we have such a tacit understanding. Through the circuitous tunnel, and finally into the tomb.It's full of guests.The unfamiliar faces shrouded in purple-blue shadows all looked a little eerie.I smell the food and look up to see more black bats hanging upside down from the dome, grinning like mice with tiny eyes that glow.On the gray, windowless walls were strange murals of winged men, women, and monsters.Electronic torches with fluttering blue flames hang on the wall, and there are lifelike owls perched in the holes in the wall, all staring at a pair of big terrified eyes, as if they saw something terrible.

In the center of the tomb is a small round hill of black stone, which seems to be the mausoleum. Next to the mausoleum stands a rusty treasure chest containing bones, jewels and swords. The hunchbacked priestess led us to a cube-shaped black stone tomb, which was the dining table.Then we sat down on a black stone chair like a tombstone with cobwebs behind it.At this time, a male waiter dressed as a priest walked over to the wall like a ghost, and threw us a bat-shaped menu with red letters on a black background, and asked Daxiong and me with a frosty face: "What do you want? " One good thing about working here is that you don't have to smile at your customers.

We read the menu by the dim light of torches on the walls.I ordered "Tomb Flying Corpse".That's stone baked chicken wings.The "Death Swamp" at Big Bear Point is angel noodles boiled in squid ink.We each asked for a cup of "Tomb Blood Drink", which was cranberry ice. The half-moon-shaped piece of metal at the priest's waist turned out to be the lighter that the male priest used to light the gray cobweb candlestick on our tomb. "Why do you let the parrots fly around the house?" I asked Big Bear. "Pippi likes freedom," he said with a smile.

"What kind of parrot is it?" "Sunflowers," he replied. At this time, the "Blood of the Tomb" we wanted came, served in a silver cup in the shape of a staring owl, and the color was as bright as blood.I took a sip. It tastes good too. I licked the cranberry juice near my mouth and asked Big Bear, "Can Pippi talk?" He shook his head. I read the book "How to Make Your Parrot Ten Times Smarter". It turns out that not every kind of parrot can talk.However, sunflower parrots generally talk. Big Bear took a sip of the "blood drink".Said: "Pippi is deaf." "Deaf?" I was taken aback, and asked Big Bear, "Then why did you buy it?" "I only found out after I bought it, I was cheated." "Why don't you go back?" "Back it back, other guests know that it is deaf, and no one will take it." Big Bear said, and then said, "Pippi is actually very smart." "How did you find out it was deaf?" "I taught it to speak for three months. Every time, it desperately wanted to speak, but it couldn't say anything. It just looked at me pitifully and barked. So one day, I looked at it. My ear screamed loudly, but it didn’t respond at all. I took it to the veterinarian, and the veterinarian said it was deaf.” "Could it be that loud cry of yours that shattered its eardrum?" I said. "No way?" He froze for a moment foolishly. "Do you feel that this ancient tomb seems to be gusty? Are you cold?" I asked him.After drinking half a cup of "Blood Drink of the Ancient Tomb", the hairs on my arms stood on end. Big Bear shook his head. "Then, lend me your cardigan," I said. "Huh? This one?" He hesitated for a moment. "If I have a cold tomorrow and I can't see you, I can't give you a reminder." He had no choice but to obediently take off the sweater and give it to me. I put his sweater on me, although it was baggy, it still kept his residual warmth.My body is much warmer. "By the way, you said to give me a hint." Big Bear looked at me expectantly. "The food is here, it looks delicious." I changed the subject. A male priest with an unusually pale face and two dark circles under his eyes, who seemed to have been unconscious for four hundred years, brought us our dishes. The "Flying Corpse of the Ancient Tomb" is served in a deep stone bowl, with the scent of garlic that the ancients used to drive away ghosts. The "death swamp" was served in a large shallow bowl, and the thick cuttlefish juice was blacker than the hair of me and the big bear. Big Bear picked up the spider web candlestick.A blue flame fluttered in front of his eyes. "What are you doing?" I asked him. "I can't see what I'm eating," he said with a frown, before studying his plate of cuttlefish noodles by candlelight. "You can't even see clearly, who asked you to call this 'Death Swamp?'" I said gruffly. He had no choice but to put down the candlestick, ignore so much, pick up the noodles with a fork and stuff them into his mouth. "Why do you live in the boys' home?" I asked Big Bear while eating. "My father is the dean," he said. "Then you were brought up in a boys' school?" Big Bear nodded. "But aren't they all problem teenagers?" I asked him. "They're not inherently bad," he said. "So, do you have many friends in the courtyard?" "The courtyard boys won't stay in the courtyard forever. The few closest to me have already left. Some of them continue to study, and some are apprentices in the barber shop." "Is that the pheasant porcupine?" "A pheasant porcupine?" He was startled. "The one who did your hair for you, didn't his hair stand up one by one?" I compared it with my hands on my head. "Uh. His name is A'Zhu, and his surname is Zhu." Big Bear said while eating noodles with his head down. I looked at him quietly, and suddenly understood why Big Bear valued his friends so much, and was even willing to suffer for them.His growth is different from others.If the principal's son and the courtyard boy want to become friends, we all have to put our hearts out, right? "Are you an only child?" I asked him. "how do you know?" "I can smell that," I said. "What smell?" Big Bear looked at me curiously. "Secret." I said, blinking. Rather than saying it is a secret, it is better to say that it is also my wish.Sixteen-year-old love will try to find common points in each other, enlarge, enlarge, and then enlarge a small common point until it is infinitely large, and then excitedly say to the other party: "How similar we are!" Like no other only begotten son. "Are you an only child too?" Big Bear asked me. "It wasn't supposed to be," I said. "What do you mean it wasn't originally?" He froze for a moment. "I was originally a twin. I had a sister who was born seven minutes earlier than me, but she died shortly after birth. I often think that if she hadn't died, there would be two of me in this world, who looked exactly the same, and she could Go to school and take exams instead of me. However, when we grow up, we will lead a different life, and the boys we like may be different. Sometimes I feel that she is still by my side and has not died. She will even be with me Chat." I told Big Bear. Big Bear looked at me sympathetically, not knowing what to say to comfort me. I giggled and said, "You lied!" Deceived, he showed an embarrassed expression.He really trusts people too easily. "I'm an only child just like you, so I can smell out who is of the same kind. As for how to smell out, it's my secret." I smiled at him. I embraced that "secret" and put the plate of "Tomb Flying Corpse" in front of me. Eat up.Girls on a first date really shouldn't eat so much. Coming out of the "Tomb", the stars are already overhead.My stomach is full and my lips are red with cranberry juice.The big bear's lips are black, it's all because of the cuttlefish juice. I read the two coupons in my hand under the starlight, and said while ordering: "That's great, I also gave away a coupon for another restaurant under the group, let's try this one tomorrow." I turned my head and waved to Big Bear, and said, "Remember to see you at the small park on time tomorrow, goodbye." "Uh, you haven't given me a hint yet." He asked after me. "Is there any chicken in the world?" I said. He waited for me to speak.When he noticed that my mouth was not moving, he asked me disappointedly: "Is this a hint?" I nodded twice, shook the cloth bag in my hand, and said to him, "See you tomorrow." He stood in the starlight in distress. When I got in the car, I realized that his cardigan was still on me. I turned the hem of the shirt over and saw a small dark blue strip sewn on the left side with the brand's name sewn on it with gray thread.It is a cheap imported product commonly used by our students.I suddenly thought of something. That night, I turned Big Bear's woolen sweater inside out, took out the needle and thread, and carefully embroidered the initial letter "w" of my English name on the back of the small cloth strip with a red thread all night.so.Big Bear will be wearing a cardigan with my name on it all winter, and next year and the winter after, and it will be invisible.Instead of gray or blue wires, I use red wires to give the bear a little clue.Maybe one day, he will accidentally find the red "W" on the cloth strip, he will think of me, and then he will be moved and ashamed to say: "It turns out Zheng Weini likes me so much. Why should I, Xiong Daping, be such a pig!" the next day. At 5:50, I stuffed Big Bear's sweater into a cloth bag and set off from home to the small park.The big bear hasn't come yet, and I'm waiting for him while swinging.I was swinging higher and higher, and when I was in the middle of the swing, I saw him running towards me from a long distance. Whenever I swung higher, he would get closer to me, and then get closer, and finally came to the front of the swing frame. "I figured it out!" He said to me with his head up. "What's the answer?" I asked him for a moment. "First came the chicken," he said affirmatively. "Why?" I swung into the air. "The Bible says it," he said to me again, looking up. "The Bible says there was a chicken before an egg?" I slowed down, planting one foot on the ground, then the other. "The Bible says that it took God six days to create the world. On the sixth day, God created the chicken." Big Bear said. "How does the Bible say that God created chickens? Do you think I haven't read the Bible?" "The Bible says: 'God created the animals according to their kind'. Chickens are animals, so chickens came first." He smiled triumphantly. "Wrong." I stepped off the swing and grinned. I made another day. "Why is it wrong?" Big Bear asked unconvinced. "The Bible only says that God created livestock, not chickens," I said. "Chickens are obviously livestock." He retorted. "Let me ask you, how did the mule come about?" Before he could answer, I went on to say, "It's a cross between a horse and a donkey, right? At the beginning of the world, there were no mules at all. They came later. So , God created livestock, but God did not necessarily create chickens, maybe there were no chickens in the beginning.” He looked at me, opened his mouth to say something, and finally closed his mouth in frustration. "I forgot to return it to you yesterday." I took out the woolen sweater from the cloth bag and threw it to him, and Big Bear caught the wool sweater and put it on. "Then... please give me a hint." He begged me in a low voice. "I'm hungry, and I can't give you a hint if I'm not full. Shall we go to 'Thirteen Cats'?" "What 'thirteen cats'?" He was at a loss. I took out the coupon I gave yesterday and waved it in front of him.Said: "It belongs to the same group as 'Ancient Tomb'." "Why are their restaurants so weird?" he muttered as he walked. The "Ancient Tomb" is underground, but the "Thirteen Cats Cafe" is in the sky. It is on the top floor of a commercial building.Since it is not on the thirteenth floor, why is it called "Thirteen Cats"? Daxiong and I took the elevator to the top floor, and the elevator door opened.I saw two Persian cats, one with golden hair and one with silver hair, dressed by people.The golden one is Catwoman, she wears a fluffy, golden cat headgear, her two small ears are pricked up, her eyelids are painted with thick silver-blue eyeshadow, her eyelashes are long, and a few white lines are painted on both sides of her cheeks. Cat whiskers, wearing golden tights, cat's claw gloves on hands, and golden leather boots on feet.The silver one is the cat man, also wearing a cat headgear and cat claw gloves, and painted a cat face, but the cat's whiskers are longer.Catman was wearing a silver tuxedo, with a long tail beside him, a tuft of silver fox-like fur on his chest, and a pair of silver leather shoes on his feet. The cat man and cat woman rested their heads on their hands, lazily resting their elbows on the reception counter in the shape of a cat face.They were talking in human language when we came in. Big Bear and I stepped forward. "Meow...meow..." Catman and Catwoman yelled at us like cats. Big Bear and I looked at each other, and we had no choice but to say "Meow! Meow!" "Are you here to eat cat food!" Catwoman asked in a delicate voice. "Will you really eat what cats eat?" Big Bear asked me. "No way?" I said. Catwoman came out from the counter and led us into the coffee room.She also has a tail.But it sticks to the ass like a ball of golden hair.She walked gracefully on the catwalk. There were plum-shaped white cat paw prints on the black stone floor. Catwoman always seemed to be able to step on those paw prints, unlike me and the big bear. The high arched sky of the restaurant is as blue as the night sky, full of twinkling stars, big and small, and there are pairs of shiny cat eyes hidden in the middle, some are round and big, some are narrow and long, and some are dripping. Like glass beads, some are mysterious and unpredictable, and some are very lazy, as if they just woke up. We sat down next to a small round table. The back of the wooden chair was the back of a tiger-striped cat squatting, and the colorful table looked like a fish tank.It draws all kinds of goldfish that cats love most, as well as aquatic plants and corals. A waitress dressed as a black cat walked over, put down two cat-face-shaped menus, and gave me a "meow" at Big Bear and me. "Meow!" Big Bear and I responded in unison. Sure enough, there are strange dish names on the menu such as "Cat Rice", "Cat Noodles", "Cat Fish", "Cat Ignoring Pudding", "Cat Thinking Spring", "Cat Jealousy", "Cat Tears".Da Xiong and I both ordered cat rice, which is Japanese-style salmon roe bibimbap, which is our favorite.Big Bear ordered a glass of "Cat Envy".It's iced chocolate that cats can't drink.I was so confused that I even ordered a cup of "Mao Sichun". I suspected it was a subconscious mind. The stars are twinkling in the restaurant, and there is also a real night sky full of stars outside the floor-to-ceiling glass windows.It's young people who come here.A couple, Big Bear and I probably look like a couple too, right? "Why is it called 'Thirteen Cats' here?" I asked "Four hooves stepping on the snow". "Four Hooves Treading Snow" stretched out its snow-white cat paws and pointed at the sky, and said mysteriously: "There are thirteen pairs of cat eyes in total on the sky, but some guests will count fourteen pairs, or Thirteen and a half pairs." Big Bear and I raised our heads at the same time to count how many cat eyes there are. "Why did I count to fourteen and a half pairs?" I was taken aback and asked Big Bear. "It's thirteen pairs," he said almost authoritatively.Numbers are his specialty. "Four hooves on the snow" wrote down the dishes we wanted with a furry cat's claw pen, and then walked away on catwalks.Her tail is a ball of small black hair. I counted the cat's eyes on the sky again, and when I reached the eighth pair, the big bear suddenly said: "You said yesterday that you can smell the smell of an only child, isn't it possible?" "Why should I lie to you?" I was interrupted by him, and I had to count from the beginning again. "So, what about Xingyi? Is he the only son?" He was clearly testing me. "Xingyi is not." I said, actually not fully sure in my heart, just my intuition. However.Looking at Daxiong's disastrous expression, I seem to be right. "You knew?" He asked suspiciously. "I don't know at all. Uh, why did I only count eleven pairs this time?" I looked at the sky and muttered, then turned to Big Bear and said, "Am I right?" Big Bear nodded discouragedly. "How many brothers and sisters does he have?" "He has two younger sisters, Liu Xingsan and Liu Xingwu." Da Xiong said. "Why are there no Liu Xinger and Liu Xingsi?" I felt very strange. Big Bear seemed to think my question was funny, so he said with a crooked smile, "Maybe his father doesn't like even numbers." I thought his answer was really funny, and I couldn't help laughing out loud.Seeing me laughing, he also giggled stupidly.When "four hooves step on the snow" When they brought "Cat Sichun" and "Cat Jealousy", they "meowed" at us. Big Bear and I could only laugh and "meow meow meow". "Mao Sichun" turned out to be a glass of brightly colored mixed fruit ice.I took a sip to stop laughing, and asked Big Bear, "Was your father very angry when you were expelled from school?" "How did you know I was expelled from school?" He was taken aback for a moment. "The thing about you stealing test questions has been circulating on the Internet for a long time." I can only talk nonsense. "Eh? Which network is it?" "Internet." I said but didn't say anything, and asked him again, "Who is that person you helped him steal the test questions?" "He was a friend of mine at the Boys' Home." "Isn't that all right if you lend him the test papers during the exam?" "I sit in the first row, and he sits in the fifth row, how do I copy?" Big Bear said. "Then you didn't teach him math?" "I tutor him every day, but he is not confident that he will pass." "So you can only steal?" Da Xiong nodded and said, "His mother is seriously ill and is in the hospital. He wants to show her a report card that is all qualified." "Did you really see a male teacher and a female teacher making out in the teacher's room the night you stole the test questions?" He was dumbfounded for a moment, and said, "Is this even mentioned on the Internet?" I nodded sharply and asked him, "What happened at that time?" "The two of them were in the teacher's room, and the lights were off. We went in with flashlights, but we didn't expect anyone to be there. As soon as I turned on the flashlight, I saw a woman sitting on the man's lap, which shocked me. They It seems that I was taken aback too." Big Bear said. "Isn't it too disrespectful for your friend to leave you like this and run away by himself?" I asked Big Bear. "I told him to leave quickly. He was going to the Boys' Home for stealing, and he must never do it again." "So you'd rather expel the school than confess him?" I looked at Big Bear, who took a sip of "Cat Jealousy" and smiled at me, with an ordinary look, as if he didn't think it was a great thing at all. "However, that headmaster is too much, why did he have to drive you away?" I felt sorry for Big Bear. "She was my dad's senior in middle school." Big Bear said. "She pursued your father, but your father rejected her, so she holds a grudge?" Big Bear shook his head and said, "She liked a classmate of my father's at that time." "What does that have to do with your father?" "My dad's classmates asked my dad for his opinion." "Your father said bad things about her?" Big Bear shook his head and said, "My father said good things about her." At this time, "Four Hooves Treading Snow" brought two plates of "cat rice" in a cat-face-shaped pottery bowl, and gave us a "meow". "Meow!" I mixed the fish eggs with rice and soy sauce and asked Big Bear, "Then why does she hate your father?" Big Bear said while eating: "My father said to that person: 'Don't look at Chen Huifang, she looks like a hippopotamus, she is a nice person, quite smart.'" I almost sprayed the food in my mouth all over Big Bear's face. Da Xiong smiled and said, "That person told her exactly what my father said, and then said: 'A person as uncritical as Xiong Yuren said that you look like a hippopotamus, I'm sorry, I can't date you.'" "When did she find out you were your father's son?" "It was the day I stole the test questions to meet my parents." "Isn't that the father's debt to the son?" "It's also good. My father felt sorry for me, and didn't blame me for stealing the test questions." Big Bear said. "That Chen Huifang is not married yet, right?" "She got married and gave birth to two baby hippos. The photos of the family of four are placed in the principal's office." "It's terrible! Although I found happiness, I still can't forget the bloody feud in the past." "It was only later that I understood why when my father and I left the principal's office that day, I saw her weeping. I thought she was too sad for me." "It's because she finally got revenge!" I said. "It's good that she didn't call the police to pull me away." The kind-hearted bear actually spoke up for that person, and ate up the bowl of "cat rice" without any grudges. Before leaving "Thirteen Cats", I raised my head and counted the cat's eyes on the sky again, and I only counted twelve pairs. "Why can't I count thirteen pairs of cat eyes?" I asked Big Bear. He said in a mysterious way: "Some cats' eyes look like stars, and some stars look like cats' eyes." He rarely speaks so profoundly. Walking to the street, I shook the cloth bag in my hand, looked up at the twinkling stars in the night sky, and recalled which star in the sky of the coffee shop looked like a cat's eye.I turned around in a circle, stopped in front of Big Bear, and said to him, "Next time, I must count again." He looked at me with a shy expression, as if waiting for something. "No, I'll go home by myself." I clasped my hands behind my back and gently shook the cloth bag in my hand. "You haven't given me a hint yet," he said. It turned out that he was waiting for this. "Aren't chickens raw eggs?" I said. He tilted his head and asked, "Is this a hint?" I nod. He frowned and thought and thought. "You have a piece of rice sticking to your face." I pointed to his face and told him. He wiped the right side of his face vigorously with his hands. "It's not right, it's left. Higher, higher, left, lower, uh! No more," I said. He hung his hands down and put them in his trouser pockets again. He, who has always been careless, did not wipe away the rice.There is no rice sticking to his face at all, I lied.I don't know why, but I suddenly want to lie to him, so I can look at him firmly and justifiably, and draw an unforgettable end to this day.Who knows if he will guess the answer tomorrow? "Remember to show up on time tomorrow!" I said while taking out the earphones from the cloth bag and putting them on. After walking a few steps, I took off the earplugs, turned my head and called him: "Hello, Xiong Daping!" "What's the matter?" Big Bear, who was walking in the opposite direction to me, turned his head towards me. "Are there a pair of kitten's eyes near the coffee shop door?" I asked him. Big Bear smiled at me hatefully, as if he didn't intend to tell me. "Hmph! I knew it was!" I lifted my chin, turned my back to him and continued on my way.Xu Lu's singing came from the earphones, lingering in the night.No matter how many cat eyes I have tonight, I still make another day. third day. Before the day is over, there will be two very different versions of the story of me and Big Bear. Version 1: Big Bear got it right.So today is our last day together. After many years, I finally became a flight attendant and went around by myself.One day, on a trip, I ran into a friend who I had just met but was very easy to talk to.She asked me, "When was your first love?" "Sixteen," I replied. "How long did it last?" "Three days." "Only three days?" "But it's like thirty years! I still remember it." "Why did you break up?" "Isn't it because of the chicken and the egg problem!" "Chicken and egg?" "This is a secret between us." "You dumped him?" "Woo...he doesn't want me." "How is he now?" "With a woman who is older and uglier than me." "He must be very sorry?" "should be." "What did you do in those three days?" "We went to rob tombs, ate flying corpses from ancient tombs, drank blood, and ate cat food..." "My God! What do you say you eat?" The man ran away in fright. "I haven't mentioned the third day yet!" Version 2: Big Bear gave the wrong answer.So today is our first day in love. After many years, I finally became a flight attendant, and I often lug around with a beautiful suitcase.On this day, I just got off the plane and checked into a hotel on the Champs Elysees in Paris.I made a phone call back to Hong Kong in my room. "Is it a big bear? I just arrived in Paris and now I see the Eiffel Tower. Did you miss me? When did you start thinking about me? I started thinking about me as soon as I got on the plane? Really? How much do you miss me? Think fast Crazy? Don't be crazy. I'll be back in a few days. Do I miss you? Why do I miss you? I don't. Maybe I'll have an affair in a while! Do you know how romantic French men are? Where are they like You! Remember not to throw away your clothes, and don’t just focus on playing the computer. Don’t forget to go to my house and help water my flowers. Don’t water too much, it drowned my flowers last time. You flower destroyer Believe it or not, I killed your Pippi for revenge! Uh... Also, how much is the franc to Hong Kong dollar? How many francs is one hundred yuan? Is it multiplication or division? I’m going to go shopping later. What to buy? Of course I’m going to buy sexy lingerie when I’m in Paris! Who will I wear it for? What do you think? Perverts! Of course I’ll wear it for myself! I’m afraid of you, so I’ll give you a kiss, goodbye.” Then, when I was shopping at the Printemps department store in Paris, I dialed my mobile phone to Big Bear: "How much is seven hundred and ninety-eight francs to Hong Kong dollars? I don't know how to calculate it! I'm trying on shoes, and you said it's better to buy gold or silver." Okay, you can’t decide if you can’t see it? Just imagine it. The two pairs of shoes are of the same style, with round toes and flat bottoms. They are so beautiful that they can be worn for a lifetime. Gold? Isn’t gold too earthy? I think silver is better? Then why do I need to ask you? I need supporters! Okay, I'll call you when I get back to the hotel. Are you going to sleep? Wait for me? That's good." Back at the hotel, I took a shower, lay on the comfortable bed, and shook the phone to Big Bear. "Have you slept? Why don't you sleep? Are you still playing? I didn't go to dinner with them. A little jet lag, very tired, no, no discomfort. I can see the moon from the window here. Is there a moon on your side? You saw it too? Great. The moon in Paris is very round! Bear, why did you like me then? I chased you? Where did I chase you? You want to fall in love with me, so you deliberately gave the wrong answer, right? That's right. Big Bear, I don't want to fly anymore. Yes, I like being a flight attendant, but I often have to be separated from you... Woo... Woo, I'm fine, I didn't cry. Big Bear, if one day I encounter a plane crash Dead, will you miss me forever? I'm not thinking, I mean 'what if', would you cry for me? Would you fall in love with another girl? Woohoo... Bear, there's one thing I always I didn’t tell you. I’m also in the fifth session. Of course it’s not the ‘Miss Hong Kong’. It’s the fifth session of the ‘Provincial-Hong Kong Cup Baby Crawling Contest’. You broke the record and won the championship that day, and the next day the newspaper named you ‘Provincial’ Hong Kong Qiying', do you remember? My parents also took the chubby me to participate that day. I didn't have a tail bag. I climbed very fast. As soon as the whistle blew, I climbed directly to the awarding platform next to me, lying down Laughing at the first place. Later, when you received the award, I climbed out and rode on you, and licked your face. You cried and tried to escape, and I ripped off your diaper. A reporter filmed I took the photo, and the next day, the newspaper published it. The headline said that I was a "fat baby in the sea of ​​desire". My mother often used it to make fun of me. This is too embarrassing. I haven't told you for so many years. Yes, I'm the 'Fat Baby in the Sea of ​​Desire' who kissed you forcefully. Bear, after I die, if you think about it more, you won't be too sad, you know? Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo When I was in class all day long, I kept thinking about these two versions. Sometimes I laughed secretly, and sometimes my nose was sour. Which version will the ending of today be?The big bear sitting behind me didn't move at all, he was thinking about two versions all day, right?Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Finally, when the bell rang for the last class, I picked up my schoolbag and walked out of the classroom quickly. "Vinny!" Zhiyi called to stop me. "What's the matter?" I stopped and asked her back. "Why did you disappear after school these two days? What are you busy with?" I forgot about Zhiyi, who valued sex over friends. "After today, I'll tell you exactly what's going on, okay? Well, I'm going to drive." Ruthlessly, I left Zhiyi who was inexplicable and lonely there, ran down the stairs, walked out of the school gate, and ran to the station to line up.The more impatient people are, the slower the car seems to come.Finally, the bus arrived.I got into the car and sat down in the last window seat in the car, with my earphones on my head leaning against the window to watch the scenery.Should you wear a white sweatshirt with a green jacket, or a yellow sweatshirt with a blue jacket?Why do I always feel like today is the last day?The feeling of falling in love with Daxiong is getting stronger and stronger?I don't want to be separated from him anymore.How I wish I could share the moon in Paris with him one day. Just when I was thinking more and more sad, I accidentally caught a glimpse of a familiar face outside the car, it was Xingyi.Why is he with Bai Qisi, the "witch" who is a class higher than us?The two talked and laughed along the way.白绮思是我们学校著名的“零瑕疵”美女，公认是男生的梦中情人。 一名自称“绮思死士”的仰慕者为她做了一个网站“无限绮思”，经常因为浏览人数太多而造成网络大塞车。网上有一句话用来形容白绮思，虽然只有短短六个字，却是所有女生望尘莫及的，那就是：“得绮思，得天下。”后来，又有人再加上一句：“绮思不出，谁与争锋？” 网上有许多关于她的传闻。据说，两年前，有一位一级荣誉毕业、刚刚出来教书、年轻有为、自视极高的男老师恋上了她。情不自禁写了一封情信给她。白绮思当着他和全班同学面前把那封信撕掉。那个可怜的男老师从此在学校消失了。 传闻又说，去年，附近名校一位身兼学生会会长、剑击队队长和学界柔道冠军的男生，遭到白绮思拒爱之后，不理家人反对，跑到嵩山少林寺出家，决心要成为一位武僧，永永远远保护白绮思，为她独身。 “魔女”的称号就是这么来的。 然而，星一却竟然能够“越级挑战”，挤到白绮思身边，白绮思看来并不抗拒他。我希望星一不会是下一个到嵩山少林寺出家的男生吧。 车子走得比人快，我失去了星一和白绮思的身影。 说过喜欢我的星一，变心变得可真快。他是为了要向我报复吗？遭到我拒绝之后，改而追求白绮思，简直就是对我最悲壮的报复。这一刻，我脸上一定是露出了一个沾沾自喜的笑容。因为坐在我对面那个眉心怀大痣的女生目不转睛地望着我。 那个沾沾自喜的笑容一直陪着我回家。直到我换衣服的时候才消失。为什么我好像穿什么都不对劲？Time is running out.我惟有穿上第一天穿过的那件绿色汗衫，抓起布包就走。 我迟了十分钟，幸好，大熊还没来。我戴上耳机坐在小公园的长板凳上。听着徐璐演唱会的现场录音版。 一开场，掌声如雷，听起来就好像是为今天晚上的我打气似的。 我摇着两条腿，听着歌，一晃眼，徐璐已经唱到第六首歌了。我记得她唱这首《十二月二十四日的情人》时，戴了一个红色刘海的假发，穿上银色有流苏，分成上下两截的性感舞衣，露出一双长腿，胸前绘了一只斑斓的黄蝴蝶，在聚光灯下闪亮闪亮，好像真的会飞。 大熊为什么还没来？ 我爬上长方形花圃，张开两条手臂，像走平衡木似的走在花圃的麻石边缘。我提起一条腿，放下，然后另一条腿，眼睛望着前方。我看到“手套小姐”从租书店出来，把卷闸拉下。冬天了，她头上别着一双鲜红色的手套，两手交臂，一个人孤零零地走在路上。大熊会不会已经来过，没见到我，所以走了？ 我把布包抱在怀里，闷闷地坐在秋千上。都第十首歌了，大熊为什么还不来？也许，他知道自己会输，却又不想遵守诺言跟我恋爱，所以索陸不来。 我咬着牙，酸酸地望着地上。我为什么要喜欢一个不喜欢我的人呢？演唱会结束了。我把耳塞从头上扯下来。站起身走出去。小公园门口那盏昏暗的路灯下，我看到自己幽幽的影子。突然之间，四围亮了一些，原来是一个鹅黄色的圆月从云中冒了出来，几年后，巴黎的月光会不会比这个更圆更大？但是，那时候，大熊不会在长途电话的另一头了。 “郑维妮！”突然，我听到他的声音。 我停步，回过头来，看到刚刚赶来的他，杵在哪儿，大口吸着气，跟我隔了几英尺的距离。 “熊大平，你为什么迟到？”我盯着他问。 他搔搔头，说：“我躲起来想答案，过了钟也不知道。” “你已经想到了吗？” 他信心十足地点了一下头，说：“先有一一” “先不要说。”我制止他。 "why?" “我等你等得肚子都饿扁了，吃饱再说吧。”我撅着嘴说。 要是他答错的话，现在说跟晚一点儿说，大分別，我只是早一点儿笑罢了。然而，要是他答对，分别可大了。我想晚一点儿才哭。 “我们去哪里？”大熊问我。 我朝他甩了甩头。说：“跟着来吧。” 我转身回到小公园的长板凳上坐下来。 “这里？”大熊怔了一下。 “不知道会不会已经融了。”我边说边伸手到布包里把两个乳酪蛋糕拿出来，打开盒子放在长板凳上。蛋糕是我放学之后赶去店里拿的，却没想到大熊会迟那么多，还以为他不会来了，我一个人要啃两个蛋糕泄愤。 幸好，这时蛋糕还没有融掉，蓬蓬松松的，像两朵蘑菇石。 “吃这个？”大熊问我说，眼睛望着蛋糕，一副好奇又馋嘴的样子。 “一个柠檬味，一个苦巧克力味，因为还在研究阶段，外面是绝对买不到的。” “研究阶段？”大熊一头雾水。 “你去喷泉那边捞两罐可乐上来吧。”我指了指公园里的小喷泉，吩咐大熊说。 “呃？你说什么？”大熊傻愣愣地望着我。 “你以为喷泉里面会有免费可乐吗？是我看见你还没来。大半个小时前放到泉底冰着的。”我说。 大熊走过去。捋起衣袖弯身在水里找了一会儿，捞起了两罐可乐和几条水草，转身冲我笑笑说：“找到了！” “水草不要。”我朝他甩甩手。 他把水草丢回去，拿着两罐可乐回来，一罐给我。 “很冰呢！”我双手接过泡在泉底的可乐说。 大熊甩甩手里的水花，在长板凳上坐下来，跟我隔了两个蛋糕的距离。 “没想到你原来挺聪明。”他一边喝着冰冻的可乐一边说。 “什么'没想到'？什么'原来'？你以为我很笨吗？”我瞪了他一眼。 “呃。我没有。”他连忙耸耸肩。 我撕了一小块柠檬乳酪蛋糕塞进口里，一边吃一边说：“这是我星期天打工的蛋糕店正在研究的新产品，还没推出市场。我试过了，很好吃。” 大熊吃着苦巧克力乳酪蛋糕，很滋味的样子，咂着嘴问我：“你有打工？” “没想到'我'原来这么勤力，这么有上进心吧？明年要会考，也许不能再做了。唉，我好担心数学不合格，那就完蛋了。” “我教你好了。”大熊说。 “不管今天晚上之后发生什么事情，你还是会教我？”我怔怔地望着他。 “会有什么事情发生？”他问我。 “你可能会输，于是逼着跟我一起，到时候你会好恨我。”我装出一副漫不经心的样子说。 大熊仰头大口喝着可乐，说：“跟你一起又不是判死刑。” 一瞬间，我整个人定住了，这是我听过最动人的说话。我把蛋糕塞在口里，凝望着大熊的侧脸，感动得几乎呼吸不过来。 “你是不是哽到了？”看到我那个样子，大熊吓了一跳。 “呃，我没有。”我啜了一口可乐，把蛋糕吞下去。 “你问我一个算术题吧。”我跟大熊说。 “为什么？”他怔了一下。 “我想看看自己会不会答。”我说。 “一定不会。”他歪嘴笑着。 “你说什么？你再说一遍！”我凶巴巴地瞪着他。 “怕了你！一九九八的钞票为什么比一九九七的钞票值钱？” “这个问题很熟，好像在哪里见过？”我说。 “没可能。这是我自己想出来的。”大熊很认真地说。 “好。我慢慢想。” 我哪里会想回答那些让我看起来很笨的算术题？我只是想分散自己的注意力，那样我才不会因为太感动而扑到大熊身上去。 “因为一九九八年的钞票是限量版？”我乱猜。 “不对。”大熊咧嘴笑着。 “有没有浅一点的？”。“这个已经很浅，用膝盖想想也知道。” “好。我再想。”我吃了一口蛋糕，问大熊说：“你爸爸会不会很凶？” “为什么这样问？” “电影里的男童院院长都是这样的。” “他很有爱心，那些院童都喜欢他。他们可以直接叫他'大熊人'，只有犯了院规的时候才必须叫'院长'。” “他在院里上班，为什么不常和你吃饭？” “他很忙。下班之后还要到外面去辅导那些边缘少年。” “那你妈妈呢？” “她住在别处。”大熊啜了一口可乐，尽量稀松平常地说。 I see.他的状况跟我一样，但我们都绝对不会把“离婚”两个字说出来。 “我爸爸也是住在別处。”我伸了一个懒腰说。 大熊转过脸来讶异地瞥了我一眼，两个人好一会儿什么都没说。 “会不会是因为一九九七年的钞票已经旧了？”我一边吃蛋糕一边说。 “不对。”大熊露出一个孩子气的微笑，好像认为我一辈子都不会答对。 “你有没有想过将来做什么？”我问大熊。 他耸耸肩，嘴边粘着巧克力粉末。 “我想到处去旅行，看看巴黎又圆又大的月亮。”我说。 “你看过巴黎的月亮？”他问我说。 I shake my head. “那你怎知道巴黎的月亮又圆又大？” “我想像过。” 他咧嘴笑了：“到处的月亮都一样。” “但是，只有巴黎的月亮在巴黎铁塔旁边。那时，我会讲长途电话。” “跟谁？” “秘密。”我边说边撕下一片蛋糕。 “但是，也只有埃及的月亮在埃及金字塔旁边、只有威尼斯的月亮在威尼斯的海上。”他搔搔头说。 “那些我没想像过。总之，巴黎的月亮不一样。好了。说答案吧。” 话刚说出口，我就知道糟糕了。我一时情急，把手上的蛋糕塞进大熊的嘴巴里，想要阻止他说出来。可是，已经迟了一步。 “先一一有一一鸡。”他狼狈地抹着脸上的蛋糕，问我说，“你干什么？” “呃……我……我看见你脸上有蚊子飞过。”我胡扯。 他果然误会了。我要的是钞票的答案。 “为什么是鸡？”我问他。 “你也听过十二生肖的起源吧？天地之初，还没有十二生肖。一天夜里，一个老人召集了许多动物，对它们说：'我会从你们之中选出十二种动物，代表人类的十二生肖。那么，以后就有属于你们的人类了。'那些动物听到都很雀跃。老人说：'为了公平起见，会有一场比赛。首先跑到月亮的头十二只动物，便可以当选十二生肖。'结果，头十二只到达终点的动物是鼠、牛、虎、兔、龙、蛇、羊、马、猴、鸡、狗、猪。那就证明，世界上先有鸡。你听过有人属鸡吧？但你什么时候听过有人属鸡蛋？” 我站起身，把空空的蛋糕盒子捡起来拿去垃圾桶丢掉。 “怎么样？我答对了吧？”大熊松了一口气。 我眼泪都差点儿涌出来了，回头告诉他说：“对不起，答错了。” “为什么？”他很诧异的样子。 我用手抹抹高兴的眼泪。说：“先有蛋。” “为什么先有蛋？” “我不是给了你两个提示吗？第一个是'这个世界上到底有没有鸡？'第二个是'鸡蛋是不是鸡生的？'。” “鸡蛋怎可能不是鸡生的？” “我是说这个世界上的第一枚鸡蛋。你没想过鸡可能是山鸡跟凤凰杂交后生下来的，也可能是火鸡跟乌鸦相爱之后生下来的吗？不管是哪两只飞禽搞在一起。首先弄出来的一定是一枚蛋。蛋孵出来了，才有第一只鸡。” 大熊张着嘴，恍然大悟地说：“为什么我没想到？” “这叫聪明反被聪明误。熊大平，你输了。”我把喝完的可乐罐咚的一声丢进垃圾桶里。 “我们玩玩罢了？对吧？”他试探地问。 “谁跟你玩？现在送我回家吧。”我甩着手里的布包冲他说，发觉他脸有点红。难道可乐也会把人喝醉？ 走出小公园，我和大熊漫步在月光下。 “一九九八的钞票为什么比一九九七的钞票值钱？” 我问大熊。 “一九九八张钞票自然比一九九七张钞票值钱。”他说。 “原来这样。真是你自己想出来的？” "Of course." “我也是第五届的。”我告诉他。 “什么第五届？” “你以为第五届'奧斯卡'吗？是第五届'省港杯婴儿爬行比赛'，我就是那个把你的纸尿裤扯下来的'欲海肥婴'。” “什么？原来是你？” "it is me." “但你现在不肥，真的是你？” “那些是婴儿肥嘛！我们认识十六年了。” “那时还不算认识。” “你记得阿瑛吗？你的小学同学。她男朋友叫小毕。她跟我一样，假期在蛋糕店打工。” “你是说'飘零瑛'？” “'飘零瑛'？” “她是孤儿，我们都这样叫她。” “你有没有喜欢过她？” “我……我为什么要告诉你？” “阿瑛的身材很好呢。男生是不是都喜欢这种女生？” "how could I know." “我可不可以摸你？” "So fast?" “我是说头发。”我痛快地弄乱他那一头从来不梳的黑发。 “唉，你干什么？” “你将来当飞机师好吗？” "why?" “因为我会当空姐。” 这就是发生在十六岁的爱情故事。以后的日子里。 我常常问大熊，他是不是故意输给我，所以才会想出像十二生肖那么傻的答案。然而，不管我怎样旁敲侧击，他始终不肯说。