Chapter 44 Section VI

19 The first thing to do before looking for a job is to make a resume for yourself. Some people have said that "life is heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather", but I think the value of life is fully reflected in a piece of paper at this time. Above the resume, this resume can determine the smoothness and ups and downs of your future road. It can help you realize your dream of a monthly salary of 5,000 yuan; I have a feeling of betraying myself. We have been reduced to commodities at this time, and our resumes have become advertisements for commodities. No matter whether the advertisements are true or not, they are all to create a broad market for commodities and make us famous brands and popular products. .

Although people should not be judged by their appearance, most units still stick to their resumes in the selection of talents. Therefore, in order to deceive others, some students put some out-of-the-box but brilliant content on their resumes. For example, some company members Students who are not even write their political identity as members of the Communist Party of China. Some students who are just over 1.7 meters dare to write their height as 1.79 meters (this requires wearing shoes with high heels), and some students who have not yet passed CET-4 Some classmates blatantly said that they had passed CET-6 (because he passed CET-1, 2, and 3, which together add up to CET-6); How does this help in finding a job, and it’s not about applying for a hero); there are also some spoiled classmates who brazenly boast on their resumes that they are hard-working, hardworking, and thrifty.

The personnel director of the recruiting unit is often bewitched by the unrealistic content on the resume, not only recruiting scumbags as talents into the company, but also thinking that he has done a good deed for the company, waiting for his superiors to give him a salary increase and promotion. Everyone's resume style is almost the same, all are divided into four parts: personal information, rewards, social practice and personal characteristics, the only difference is that the specific content varies from person to person.My resume is modified based on Zhang Chaofan's resume. I deleted the content in his resume that did not match mine one by one. The third, second, and first-class scholarships and the title of outstanding student cadres" were deleted, and the "internship at the Institute of the Ministry of Aeronautics and Astronautics" in social practice was deleted, and the personal characteristics of "excellent academic performance, proficient in various fields" were deleted. Assembly language, familiar with single-chip microcomputer system, strong translation ability for mechanical and computer-related English literature" deleted, so that my resume only has the following content: Name: Qiu Fei Gender: Male Place of Origin: Beijing Political Face: Member of the League Degree: Bachelor of Engineering Height: 180 Weight: 65 kg This is what I can honestly put on my resume after four years of college, and that's all that four years of college brought me. 20

In order to find a good job, I still make up a resume for myself as appropriate, without exaggerating too much, and I can't let the recruiting unit think that I am a dishonest person after finding that there is a huge gap between me and the person depicted in the resume. Some people have problems in their ideological and moral qualities. My resume is the most subtle one among my classmates. Along with crowds pouring in from all directions, I took my resume to participate in the first job fair for fresh graduates in Beijing this year. When I stepped into the venue, I was terrified by the crowds of people in front of me. I was about to compete with these tens of thousands of students. With so little work, how difficult it is for me to win in a situation where there are too many monks and too few food. Besides, I, who have learned nothing, compete with those who are full of scientific and cultural knowledge. This is somewhat overpowering and incredible.Those students who walked into the venue at the same time as me looked like advanced productive forces. I saw a terrible power in their faces and eyes, but no matter what the reality was, I still had to put on a cow It's the only way to grow your own ambition and destroy the prestige of others.

I stopped in front of the booths of various recruiting units to watch. Any unit that does not have high requirements for academic performance will become the object of my resume delivery, but I will not throw my resume around like paper money. The cost price is around 50 cents, and what a disgusting thing it would be if my resume was picked up by a migrant worker and wiped his poopy ass. The overcrowding of job fairs has led to local congestion. For example, in the toilets, the men's toilets are full of people, coming and going, and there is a lively scene; but there is a long line in front of the women's toilets. College students waited anxiously at the door, pouting their mouths and frowning. The waiting line was so long that people who wanted to go to the bathroom had to walk 100 meters to find the tail of the line. Some women took this opportunity to make a small profit. Standing in line for students to get paid, some kind-hearted female students had to give 5 yuan to the women who lined up for her to go to the toilet in order to squeeze out more time to apply for the job. Hold it in your stomach, keep the pain in your heart, and don't let those women take advantage of it.

I wandered around from ten o'clock to twelve o'clock in the recruitment meeting, and had nothing to gain except handing out a few resumes.At this time, I saw Zheng Yong at the recruitment booth of a foreign company. He was arranging a pile of resumes in front of him. I happily stepped forward to greet him. He did not show joy because of my presence. He seemed a little caught off guard, "Why are you here?" Zheng Yong asked. "Nonsense, I'm looking for a job, why can't I come, what are you doing here?" "Our company is recruiting, and I'll help keep an eye on it for a while."

"Talk to the boss, see if I can work in your company too?" "Brother, it's not that I don't want to help you. I've been working for more than half a year now, and I haven't met our boss yet. I don't even know how tall, short, fat, or thin he is." Zheng Yong looked very embarrassed. "Then what is your job in the unit?" "I'm in charge of these." Zheng Yong patted the resume in his hand, "Help them do handyman!" "Are you familiar with the manager in charge of personnel affairs? Say something for me." "To tell you the truth, I'm a person who is being exploited. The officials don't know my class. The only thing I can do to help you is to put your resume on top of this pile of resumes. Whether the bosses will read it or not I can't guarantee it." Zheng Yong said sadly.

"It's not easy for you!" "Go slow, there will always be a day when you climb up." "You are busy first, I will go elsewhere." I said goodbye to Zheng Yong. After walking a few steps, I was stopped by Zheng Yong, who walked over with a lunch box and said, "You haven't eaten yet!" I looked at the boxed lunch in Zheng Yong's hand and said, "What do you eat when I eat this boxed lunch?" Zheng Yong stuffed the box lunch into my hand and said, "Dude, you still have some power, you can eat it, and if you don't have enough, you can come to me to get it."

I squatted in a corner of the recruitment site, and left quietly after eating the box lunch moved. twenty one At this job fair, I submitted my resume to a fashion magazine. When I came back, I expected the magazine to call me for an interview as if I was expecting the liberation of the whole country. The days passed while I waited anxiously, without any news, and I felt hope was dashed. A few days later, just when I was about to forget about it completely, my mobile phone rang suddenly while I was playing a game. An unfamiliar phone number said, "Hello, hello!" I answered the phone.

"Hello, is this Qiu Fei?" "Yes, who are you?" "We are the "21st Century Life" magazine, and you submitted your resume to us a few days ago." "Oh, I remember." "Have you found a job now?" "not yet." "Our magazine wants to meet with you, let's talk, when do you have time?" I thought for a while and said, "Tomorrow, at 10 am, do you think it's okay?" "Okay tomorrow morning at 10 o'clock, we will wait for you, goodbye!" "goodbye!" The next morning, after a good look in the mirror, I headed to the magazine before I had breakfast in a leather jacket I thought was cool.

The time to arrive at the magazine was 9:10, which was still early, so I went into the "Yonghe Soymilk" shop located below the office building, drank a bowl of wontons, and then took the elevator to the 18th floor, where the magazine is located.In the elevator, I stood in front of the shiny stainless steel plate, combed my hair with my hands, and picked out a small piece of coriander stuck between my teeth. The interviewer with me was the director of this magazine. He first asked me about my situation. According to the needs of the magazine, I added some improvisation on the basis of reality. The director wore reading glasses, leaned back on the boss chair, and used A kind of lacklustre eyes looked at my face endlessly. After listening to my introduction, he told me about the current situation of the magazine, leaving me with such an impression: this is a very powerful company. The magazine office now urgently needs to recruit some awesome people. These awesome people who are recruited to work here must give full play to their awesomeness. While making the magazine even better, their salary will also increase. Much stronger than the average person. I was deeply attracted by the director's awesome words, and immediately expressed my willingness to be a person who can make the magazine even more awesome. The director said that Taishan is not a pile of people, and that you are awesome. What do you say? Knowing that you are not an idiot, you go back today first, and we will notify you tomorrow whether you are hired or not.I said, well, I'll go back and wait for your news.The director politely said that we will take another look at your resume, thank you for coming today.I was flattered and said, you must not say that, and I would like to thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule to meet me.The director said, let's do this first, you go back and wait for the notice.I said, thank you.So, after shaking hands with the director, I left in a good mood. On the way back to school, I was very excited. From the way the director talked with me, I felt that he was more interested in me. He would probably notify me to become an employee of the magazine tomorrow. I suddenly felt that the winter in Beijing is not very cold, this city is very cute, all kinds of vehicles drive on the streets in an orderly manner, and the passers-by greet each other with kind eyes.I smoked three cigarettes on the platform, but the car still didn’t come, but I didn’t feel that it was a long time, and I didn’t feel irritable. It would be better if the car never came, so that I could have more time to enjoy the beautiful scenery of the city and experience this wonderful feeling , I can still smoke the fourth cigarette, anyway, I still have more than half a pack of cigarettes in my pocket.