Chapter 45 Section VII

twenty two The next morning, I woke up very excitedly. The first thing I did when I opened my eyes was to turn on my mobile phone. I was afraid that I would not receive a call from the magazine and lose the chance of being hired because the mobile phone was turned off. It was 6:35 and it was still dark.Although people generally do not call to announce the interview results so early, I am worried that the director of the magazine also feels the same way as me, afraid of losing such an excellent talent as me, I even think that the director will have no mood to sleep because he is worried about long nights and dreams. , stayed by the phone all night, ready to call me at any time, he pressed the redial button again and again, and a woman came out of the microphone again and again, "Sorry, the mobile user you dialed is not turned on for the time being, please wait a moment." After the sound of "Dial again", the director did not give up, and still dialed my phone at an average frequency of pressing the redial button every five minutes. Phone, finally got his wish.For such a reason, I turn on my phone early.

However, the moment I turned on the phone, I didn't receive any calls, only the phone showed a faint green glow in the dark. After five minutes, I still didn't receive a call. I didn't answer until twelve o'clock at noon. The first phone call today was Zhou Zhou asking me to go downstairs to eat. Before that, in order not to miss the opportunity to answer the phone, I also carried the phone with me when I defecated. It almost fell when I lifted my pants. Into the abyss, if the mobile phone rang suddenly at the moment it fell, I would also jump into the abyss with it because of the pain, this is called "painful".

Zhou Zhou and I had a simple lunch. I held the mobile phone in my hand like a Buddha, went upstairs carefully, returned to the dormitory, and waited piously for the call that made me restless. However, the mobile phone did not ring for a long time. .I actually suspected that there was something wrong with my mobile phone, so I used it to dial the dormitory phone. Just as the dormitory phone rang, and before I hung up, Ma Jie, who was sitting in front of the computer and chatting online, jumped up. He picked up the microphone and said "Hello". The sound from this dormitory came to my ears earlier than the "hello" in the mobile phone, and I said to the mobile phone: "Who told you to answer the phone!"

Ma Jie turned to look at me, then turned his head to the microphone and said, "How did I know it was you who called, why are you making nonsense calls to the dormitory when you have nothing to do!" "You wasted my sixty cents, do you know that!" "You are so full, you deserve it!" "Don't talk nonsense, I'll leave my dinner to you today. Go and buy me two steamed buns. It's exactly 60 cents. Let's pay the bills!" Because I couldn't wait for the magazine's call, I turned my anxiety into something. Cheng was angry and vented on Ma Jie.

At this time, a classmate from the dormitory outside pushed the door in. He witnessed the scene of me yelling at Ma Jie through the mobile phone, and then flashed out of the door in surprise, and announced solemnly in the corridor: "Fuck, come and see, Qiu Fei He and Ma Jie are cursing on the phone!" Ma Jie continued to say to the phone: "Why should I buy you steamed buns, I just won't go." I said: "Look at your fucking sex, whether you want to go or not, hang up the phone quickly, it's almost a minute, do you want to waste another 60 cents on me?" Ma Jie said, "You hang up first!"

"You hang up first!" "I won't hang up, if you want to hang up, you hang up first!" I hung up the phone immediately, and the phone showed that the call time was fifty-eight seconds. I didn't understand why I had to struggle with Ma Jie just now. I continued to wait in my fantasy, imagining what a life with ample food and clothing would look like in the future, but it suddenly occurred to me that my call with Ma Jie just now proved that my mobile phone can make calls, but it does not prove that its reception function is good , So, I asked Ma Jie to call my mobile phone from the dormitory phone.

Ma Jie said, "You must be sick!" "I'm going crazy. You make a call, but I won't answer it. I just want to see if my phone can receive the signal." "What nonsense, if you can't answer the phone, is it still called a mobile phone? It should be called a grenade, throw it away and forget it!" "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and call!" The moment Ma Jie dialed the phone, the phone rang, and my heart finally settled down. The call that made me suffer for a long time in complicated moods finally came. The time when the phone rang was 4:40, which was exactly the time when the sun set in this season, and it was also the time when all units were about to get off work.

I got a very disappointing answer. The director of the magazine said euphemistically: "Comrade Xiaoqiu, you are actually a rare talent, but our unit is too small, which may hinder your future development to a higher level. I hope you can find a better job, you haven't had dinner yet, go and eat!" When I was hesitating whether to answer "I'm not afraid of humiliation or overkill, I'm willing to start from the grassroots" or say "Fuck you, don't talk nonsense here", the director had already hung up the phone, and the only thing on the phone was The blind sound of "beep" made me feel sad.

I should have thought a long time ago that in the eyes of the recruiting unit, I was just a drop in the bucket. Maybe the director just remembered me by accident when he was about to go to a romantic nightlife with the female secretary before leaving work. If it wasn’t to prevent me from chasing He wouldn't call me, he would just ball up my resume and throw it in the wastebasket.I shouldn't have hoped too much for this at all, and I shouldn't think of myself as a hot person, I'm a fucking fart! twenty three While submitting my resume to the job fair, I also posted my resume online. The advantage of applying online is that it is convenient and fast. Just open the web page, click the mouse, and my resume will be sent to the mailbox of the applicant unit.

Once, an online recruiting unit called my dormitory less than five minutes after I sent my resume and informed me to go for an interview immediately.I rushed out the door and jumped into the No. 300 bus bound for that company. When the car reached the halfway point, I received another call from this company, saying that the job opening was full and I didn't have to go.I said I'm coming soon, so you should see me no matter what.They said there was no need for it, and it was useless to see it.I said that it is inappropriate for you to do so.They said that there is nothing suitable or inappropriate. Now is the Internet age, and we should pay attention to the word "fast" in doing things. If you can't adapt to this fast-paced life, you will be eliminated by the society. Goodbye!

Fortunately, No. 300 is a bus on the third ring road. I can save a lot of trouble of getting off, crossing the road, and waiting for the bus. I just need to continue to sit in the bus and let it drive forward. back where. When the car arrived at the North Third Ring Road, I saw the company on the side of the road through the car window, so I opened the car window and spat a mouthful of thick phlegm at it. Passed the cyclist's head, hit the roadside tree heavily, and a dry leaf fell slowly from the tree. The emergence of the Internet has indeed accelerated our pace of life a lot, making our various organs fully mobilized to be tense and excited. However, the more people live in a fast-paced life, the more they ignore the existence of emotions. Ma Jie chatted online with a Harbin girl who was studying at Peking University, and completed the whole process from acquaintance, falling in love, going to bed to breaking up within 24 hours. This story is a long one, so let's start with Ma Jie. Ma Jie is a typical bold and small man. From the first day he entered the school, he vowed to find a girlfriend, but the more he said it, the more we couldn't see his actions.Before going to bed every night, Ma Jie would tell us that he saw a beautiful girl in the cafeteria or library today, with a variety of styles and high breasts. Girls, however, Ma Jie said: "You should think twice before chasing a girl, and you can't just use brute force blindly. That will not only hurt the other person's body, but also hurt her feelings for me." The next day, we thought that Ma Jie The time has come to attack that girl with resourcefulness, but he is sitting in front of the computer, indulging in the fighting and killing of the game, enjoying himself.When it was dark, Ma Jie lay on the bed again and told us how he was obsessed with that girl, how excellent and charming that girl was, but he stayed with the computer all day long and stayed put. Almost every week, Ma Jie expresses his feelings about the different beautiful girls in our school, so that after one school year, he will talk about all the beautiful girls in our school, but on the night of the new school year, Ma Jie Then he would say to us emotionally: "I saw it today. This group of newly admitted girls is really good. There are a few of them who are really good. Let me tell you..." At the end, Ma Jie will add more One sentence: I must get one of them.But another school year has passed, and Ma Jie is still sitting alone in front of the computer. His game level has been perfected and perfected.On the night of another new school year, Ma Jie said to us even more distractedly: "I didn't expect that the girls in this year are more beautiful than the last one..." Through these years of observation of Ma Jie, we came to a conclusion: Ma Jie It's just a mouthful, and it's no use playing the real thing. There are two ways in which Majer confides in us after a drunken session about how he resolved his teenage cravings. First, Ma Jie often shuttles among the women holding children in front of the Zhongguancun electronic market. He is their regular customer. Whenever Ma Jie appears, they throw away the real or fake children in their arms and gather around him. , Chasing Ma Jie and asked: "Little brother, new products are here. There are absolutely no mosaics in Europe, America, Hong Kong, Taiwan and Japan." Ma Jie followed them to a dilapidated house two stops away, Carefully selected unseen porn from the cardboard box, paid for it and delivered it. On the way back, my lower body was always erect.When he got home, Ma Jie couldn't wait to turn on the computer, put the porn in his arms into the CD-ROM drive, and stared at the screen intently. When the picture appeared, Ma Jie began to sublimate his thoughts until it reached its peak at the end of the porn.Ma Jie travels to Zhongguancun every week. He should be the person with the most complete collection of pornography in Beijing, and he can be called a masterpiece. Second: Ma Jie loves a female star who dances aerobics very much, and regards her as a constant idol throughout her life. This female star has opened a column called "2 Minutes of Bodybuilding" on TV. She will do various exercises on TV. This kind of action fully shows and moves every part of the body. Ma Jie has a soft spot for this program.The program was broadcast at 6 o'clock in the morning, so Ma Jie set an alarm clock at 5:50, and sat in front of the TV to masturbate every day when the program was broadcast. At first, Ma Jie could not synchronize with the program. It can be done in two minutes when the female star says goodbye to everyone, and then go back to sleep.Ma Jie, who has always been uninterested in the Spring Festival Gala, watched the gala for the first time when the female star appeared on the scene in a certain year, and watched the female star come to "work overtime" on the night of the New Year's Eve. ".Later, the female star passed away due to physical illness, and Ma Jie was depressed because of this. He never saw that familiar figure again, and never heard that sweet "Are you ready? One, two, three" , four, five, six, seven, eight", but he has developed the habit of getting up at 5:50 every day, and he will always feel lost for two minutes after getting up. Ma Jie, who had lost his spiritual support, deleted all the games on the computer after wasting a while, saved money, and bought a "cat" in Zhongguancun. Is to visit the porn site. Ma Jie installed the chat software OICQ on his computer, registered a number, and used the name of "Jianghu Killer" to bluff around, looking for a crush to relieve his troubles. Later, Ma Jie felt that sitting in front of the computer and chatting with distant girls could not completely fill the emptiness in his heart, so he began to meet with netizens and sit down to communicate with them face to face. The girl from Peking University met Ma Jie in such a situation of. The girl's online name is "Amorous Gege". Ma Jie added her as a friend immediately after seeing this name. The two started chatting at 10 o'clock in the morning. At 11 o'clock, Ma Jie said that he wanted to meet this girl. The girl agreed immediately, and the meeting place was at the entrance of Parkson Shopping Center. At 12 o'clock, the two arrived at the meeting place at the same time. Ma Jie invited the girl to eat fast food on the sixth floor of Parkson. I don't know what exchanges the two had during this period. Then they went hand in hand to open a room in a hotel. Ma Jie didn't tell us what happened after entering the room, no matter how much we coerced and lured him, he still kept his mouth shut. Ma Jie skipped the story over a large time span and said: "When I woke up from a tired, excited, fairyland-like dream at 10 o'clock the next morning, there was nothing around me, only a few pillows left. There is still a long strand of hair, and the smell of this girl's perfume and sweat still remains on the bedding, what a pity that I couldn't have a 'morning exercise'!" Ma Jie closed his eyes, with a memorable expression on his face. In the future, this kind of thing is like fast food for love, and Ma Jie often tastes it. This is love in the Internet age. In Ma Jie's words: only sex without emotion. twenty four The three days of January 26, 27, and 28, 2002, are the days of the national unified entrance examination for graduate students. Zhang Chaofan went to bed early on the evening of the 25th. For these three days, he waited for three and a half years. Tomorrow will be his To raise soldiers for a thousand days is to use them for a short time.In order to fall asleep as soon as possible, Zhang Chaofan specially drank a glass of beer. At this time, snoring and the smell of alcohol were exhaling from his nose. At noon on the 28th, as soon as Zhang Chaofan walked out of the examination room, he saw that the school’s bulletin board was covered with new postgraduate entrance examination advertisements, which immediately attracted the students of the next year, the frustrated ones who had just walked out of the examination room this year, and the persistent lovers of the previous postgraduate entrance examination. Stopped to watch, and took out pens and papers one after another, busy taking notes. The advertisements of various postgraduate entrance examination tutoring classes all use the banner of a certain teacher, and their names are clearly printed on the advertisement paper to attract students. This is quite similar to the ancient brothels that listed prostitutes to attract customers: Fierce competition arose spontaneously with the development of the economy hundreds of years ago. In order to protect their own interests, various merchants often fought fiercely. This happened especially in the brothel industry. Some brothel owners wanted to get ahead Therefore, they launched their special signboards—hanging the names of some well-received prostitutes on the door of the brothel, attracting passers-by and prospering the brothel economy; On paper for the same purpose.Just hanging the prostitute's name in front of the door can't play a good publicity role. The boss will cite the great achievements of the prostitute after her name to comfort the customers who come here. This prostitute is not a mediocre person. She eats with real skills, which is like writing after the name of a postgraduate entrance examination counselor that he (she) is a senior teacher of a certain university with rich experience and humorous and lively lectures.In this way, some students will join this postgraduate entrance examination tutoring class because of a teacher's name, just like a client who goes to a brothel because of the name of a certain prostitute. Some regulars in the brothel came to the conclusion after playing a few times: that’s not the case at all, and it’s not interesting at all, so they set their sights on women from good families; After the postgraduate entrance examination last year, they also made such a decision: fuck it, don't take the exam, and find a job to earn money and forget it. Therefore, their figures have shifted from the examination room for the postgraduate entrance examination to the recruitment venue. These two things failed to reach an agreement on one point only. The postgraduate entrance examination tutoring class often recommends a certain teacher's high rate of quiz as the teacher's pride to the students, but the brothel boss cannot say that a certain prostitute has a high rate of infecting customers. Gao told the customer as a parameter of the prostitute's popularity, otherwise, it would be no wonder that his business would not be compensated.