Chapter 43 Section five

17 Zhou Zhou’s curriculum this semester is mainly based on internships. She contacted a securities company by herself, and she has to go to work every day. I stay in school alone and have nothing to do. They are all used to be in a daze, read novels, and sleep. I feel that life is both easy and cumbersome. Zhang Chaofan is still working tirelessly for the postgraduate entrance examination, and the students who are looking for jobs sell themselves everywhere, and they are exhausted all day long. Some people say that students who take postgraduate entrance examinations live like pigs, students who are looking for jobs live like dogs, and students who are not preparing for postgraduate entrance examinations and not looking for jobs live like pigs and dogs.

In order to get rid of the status quo and find a way out for the future, I decided to start looking for a job. I knew very little about job hunting, so I called my high school classmates who were already at work to ask for advice. They taught me many heresy ways. Among them, Zheng Yong and Feng Kai wanted to give me face-to-face advice and said they would show me the world . Under the leadership of Zheng Yong and Feng Kai, I went to a hair salon with a high-end decoration. I chose this hair salon not because of its appearance, but because they thought that there was something indescribable in the winks thrown by the lady sitting in the hair salon from the window. content, which is precisely what they are interested in.

Entering the hair salon, Zheng Yong rushed to sit in front of Feng Kai in front of a better-looking lady. In fact, the appearance of this lady is not worthy of my compliments. She is just slimmer than the lady standing behind Feng Kai. Feng Kai The figure of the lady behind Kai made me feel the sadness of being a woman for her. They saw me standing aside and asked me why I didn't sit down. It wasn't because the lady who was idle was fatter than the lady who gave Feng Kai a haircut. There are also useful things. I usually only cut my hair once every four months to half a year. The main reason is that I don’t think it’s worth spending money on haircuts every month. Although Zheng Yong and Feng Kai are treating guests this time, they don’t Easy, overwhelmed just out of paycheck.

I stood aside and watched their heads being rubbed back and forth in the shampoo sink by the ladies, and then their hair fell to the ground silently under the flying knife of the lady, and finally the lady took the hair dryer in one hand and the other She rubbed their heads with one hand, and the lady held the hair dryer as if she was holding a gun to their heads, but they actually looked very comfortable. They left 30 yuan and walked out of the salon disappointed. I asked what was wrong, and they said that 30 yuan was not given to us.I said, you guys have so many things to do, just get a haircut, why do you need a massage.Zheng Yong said, the barber shop at our unit is very good. It costs ten yuan including washing, cutting, and massage. It can be pinched. He gestured at the navel with his hand and said.

Afterwards, I followed them into a restaurant, we ordered some food and drink, and they took turns introducing me to the ups and downs after work.Feng Kai works in a certain construction group. He often eats and drinks with local bosses on weekdays. His stomach has been corroded by big fish and meat and Wuliangye. He said that this is an occupational disease left to him by work. The leather shoes bought from the Hongqiao Market sat in the private "Cadillac" and negotiated with the contractors. He said that when he stepped into the "Cadillac" and tried his best to stretch his body but failed to fill the body, he Feeling the vastness of the world, money can turn ghosts around.For this reason, Feng Kai went home after work in the next three days, leaned on the desk to read and study, and studied hard, waiting for the knowledge to be transformed into Cadillac.Feng Kai said again, I stopped studying on the fourth day, because I saw the daughter of our chairman. Although she is not as beautiful as Hua Siyu, she is a famous man. If I follow her, how many years of struggle can I save? Therefore, my first task is to maintain a good body so that I can be favored by the minister’s daughter or a rich woman. I must always be ready to serve them. When finished, Feng Kai greeted the waiter and said: Another plate of kidney bean.

Zheng Yong strongly recommended to me to work in a foreign company. He said: "If you want to say where to work, you have to say it is a foreign company. The working environment is clean and comfortable. The offices are all located on the top floors of the most luxurious office buildings in Beijing. If you look out of the window, you can see every corner of Beijing. Not only is the working environment good, but the colleagues are also very good. Because the boss is a foreigner, his first criterion for recruiting female employees is high breasts. After 90, don’t talk about working in the office. You have to be stopped by the guards at the gate of the writing gate. Those grandchildren have received money from the boss, and their eyes are poisonous! So, no matter how flat your chest is, you have to find a way Make it taller, all kinds of beauty creams and breast enhancement agents have to be applied. If it doesn’t work, you have to inject silicone into your breasts. If it’s not developed, even if you come to work with two buns It stands upright, who makes foreign bosses like "standing upright"! Of course, if you look bad, you dare not come to foreign companies to apply, you can't lose the face of our country! The female colleagues of our company, At least half a ounce of perfume should be sprayed on the body every day. A foreign famous brand is called a fragrance. You must wear miniskirts during working hours, regardless of seasons. This is their work clothes. The boss said that no matter whether the skin is white or dark, they are not allowed to wear stockings. So, if you think about it, you will have a pair of sensual thighs all day long. How does it feel dangling in front of you! The benefits of foreign companies are also very good, there are condoms in the bathroom, you can take as many as you want, and if you can’t use them up, you can also give them to friends. Now I have more condoms at home than in sex health stores. Anyone who wants to use them can go to my house to get them. Don’t be polite to me. That thing takes up a lot of space. If you don’t get it, I’m going to make one The second job is to sell condoms in pharmacies after work, and earn a little bit. One of the disadvantages of working in a foreign company is that the work pressure is too high, but it doesn’t matter. If you can’t bear it, you can open the window and jump down. One jump, and it's over, it's that simple. I opened the window several times, but I was pushed back by the wind. I saw that I should not die, so I have to love life, take care Life in a foreign company is so cool!"

Feng Kai said: "The construction site is better, there is more oil and water!" Zheng Yong said: "Foreign companies are good, and the treatment is high!" Feng Kai said: "Our Hongtashan smokes at will!" Zheng Yong said: "We smoke Marlboro at will!" "We have Erguotou where you can drink whatever you want." "We have XO there to drink whatever you want." "We can eat whatever buns we want." "We can eat all the hamburgers there." "We can drink any jasmine tea there." "We can drink any Coke there."

"Our pig's trotters can be eaten casually." "We can eat any chicken wings there." "We can eat any garlic there." "We can eat any onion there." "In our place, we can say *your mother casually!" "In our place, you can say FUCK, SHI T casually!" After 18 drank a few bottles of beer, I was busy going back and forth between the wine table and the restroom of the restaurant.The restrooms in this restaurant are unique and unprecedented.I walked into the bathroom in the direction the lady pointed, but after entering, I saw no trace of going to the bathroom except for a sink for washing hands and a mirror above it.I walked out of this room and asked the attendant again where the bathroom was, and the lady pointed in that direction again.I cautiously walked in the direction the lady pointed, there was only the room I just walked in, I pointed to this room and turned around to ask if the lady was here, the lady nodded with absolute certainty, so I pushed the door open again, Looking around, I still couldn’t find a place to urinate. At this moment, I was so suffocated that I couldn’t bear it, so I rushed to the bar angrily and asked where the lady’s toilet was. The lady said gently: “Sir, the room you just walked into is Our bathroom here."

"But I didn't find the urinal in there!" "Sorry, but you'll find it by looking down." I walked into that room again, and sure enough, there was a black hole the size of a teacup on the ground. I didn’t care whether this hole was the urinal that the lady mentioned. When I unbuttoned my pants, I peed, and a jet of water was parabolic in the fire. Under the light of the lamp, silver light fell into the hole. In the process of urinating, I wondered whether this teacup-sized hole was also used for defecation. If so, what would happen if a person pulled out shit thicker than the teacup? Thinking of this, I shook my head, After fastening his trousers and washing his hands, he waddled back to the wine table.

After I came out of the restaurant, I insisted on going back to school to sleep. The two of them looked at their watches and said, "It's not yet eleven o'clock, why go to bed so early, let's go sing." Zheng Yong stopped a taxi casually, and the two of them worked together to drag me into the car.Zheng Yong sat in the passenger seat and said, "Sanyuan Bridge." The driver turned the car around and drove forward. Zheng Yong looked at the front with blurred eyes and said, "Master, the direction is wrong, let's go to Sanyuan Bridge." The driver held the steering wheel and said, "That's right, I'm driving north!"

"Oh, that's fine." Zheng Yong was too drunk to find his way. The taxi drove to a love song room called "Lights, Wine and Green". I followed Zheng Yong and Feng Kai into a private room, and the waiter asked us: "Sir, what do you need?" Feng Kai said: "Three glasses of draft beer, one fruit plate." The waiter recorded these things on paper and turned to leave. Zheng Yong said: "Don't go, come back." The waiter returned and asked respectfully, "Sir, what else do you need?" Zheng Yong said, "Find us three ladies." The waiter said: "I'm sorry, all the ladies here are sitting at the table." "How long do you want to sit?" Zheng Yong asked. "I can't say that well, maybe in 5 minutes, maybe a few hours, should I find you a gentleman?" "No need, we're not interested in that, hurry up and bring us what we want!" In the later time, I was completely immersed in pain. There is such a sentence: It is better to say than to sing. It is used to describe Zheng Yong and Feng Kai. It is not how well they speak, but that they sing too much It's ugly, especially Feng Kai, who has a thinner voice than Zhang Xinzhe, singing "Love is like a tide" endlessly, but I am in pain like a tide. The song list was passed around between the two of them. They used the remote controller to select songs one by one. After singing a song, the computer score showed a not low score, and said that they had the singing quality. , just keep trying, which makes them more confident, louder, and more painful for me. In them, I see the strong desire for expression of human beings. Will my life after graduation be the same?