Chapter 23 first quarter

1 I have finished all four exams, and I feel good overall. If there is no accident, I should be able to enter the re-examination. After two days of rest, I made up for the sleep I missed before the exam.After getting up from the bed, I felt that I should do something. The results of the postgraduate entrance examination will be released after two months. It is a waste of life to be idle for these two months, so I bought a newspaper and looked for job opportunities. More than three months of reviewing for the postgraduate entrance examination left me with sequelae. I memorized too much politics. In politics, you have to memorize the names of many people and works, so you almost even memorized the title of the news article and the name of the trainee reporter.

An advertising company is recruiting planning and creative personnel. The name of the company looks familiar, and Ma Jie seems to work here.So I called Ma Jie, and sure enough, their company was recruiting.I said I would like to try, Ma Jie said then come on, he is now the deputy general manager, just in charge of recruitment. I said: "You are good enough, you are worthy of the general, although it is a vice." Ma Jie said: "Blindness. There are only a dozen people in the company. The general manager has no culture. He doesn't understand bullshit. He is just crazy rich and arty. He opened such an advertising company, saying that he wanted to establish a relationship with the cultural world." Friendly exchanges. When I applied for the job, I spoke a few words in vernacular, and I became the vice president, helping him manage the company."

When I arrived at Ma Jie's office, there was no one else. The first thing I said after I sat down was: "Damn it, I'm so depraved that I asked you to interview me." When I was in school, this kid was irresponsible for anything other than watching porn, and he was the one to turn on the water instead of fetching it, which made those of us who were also too lazy to go to the water room with the jug only on the day of fetching water by ourselves. There is no boiling water to wash your feet, so you have to take cold water in the basin and use a lighter to bake it (thanks to the fact that the washbasin is made of iron, this is the only reasonable thing the school does), or make do with other dormitory students and wait for others to wash it. We wash it after we are done, or pour the soup that is still warm with oily stars left over from other people's instant noodles into our own basin.In addition, Ma Jie's dereliction of duty is also reflected in playing CS. As a policeman, he always hides behind his companions. Quickly, he dropped the gun and let the target be blown up.Fortunately, he did not become a civil servant.If you want to point him to serve the people, don't even think about it!

What I hate most about him is his selfishness.When we go out to eat in our dormitory, he always puts hot dishes and meat dishes on his side, and puts cold dishes and vegetarian dishes on our side, so when we entered school, everyone weighed about the same. Four years later, he was 20 fatter than us catty.And when we were sleeping, he and I slept on the same bed, and there was a sliding window between the two beds, which could only be opened on one side. Whenever it was hot summer, he would open the window on his side to blow the cool breeze, while My side is airtight and swelteringly hot. Even though I opened the window on my side before going to bed the next day, when I woke up drenched in sweat at night, I found that the window on my side was closed again, while his side was closed. With it on, he was fast asleep in the cool night breeze.I was furious, closed the window on his side, and opened my side, but after falling asleep for a while, I was woken up by the heat, and opened my eyes, the window on my side was closed again, and he was lying on the bed peacefully covered with a towel Zi Zi, the mosquito net was swaying by the wind, and I was worried that he would have a stroke.Throughout the summer, when I went to sleep at night, I kept thinking in my heart: the window for people to breathe is closed, and the window for dogs to blow is open.

The windows on my side are not always closed all year round. In winter, in order to emit the smell of shoes and socks in the dormitory, he opens the windows on my side. I often fall asleep and wake up from the cold. I once woke up and looked in the mirror and saw frost in my hair and eyebrows.so university In the past four years, in summer, I often suffered from fire and heat stroke, and when winter came, I started to cough and catch cold again. I said: "How can you become a manager?" This question is more puzzling to me than the postgraduate entrance examination questions. "No one has changed." Ma Jie smiled slightly, "The motherland is changing with each passing day, and we have to keep up with it and not fall behind."

"Are you in charge of recruiting?" I asked. "Except for recruiting the general manager, I have the final say on other positions." Ma Jie sat behind a large desk, behind him was a huge bookcase, and there were sets of "Twenty-Four Histories", "Chinese and Foreign Classics", At first glance, it looks like a cheap product from the Ditan Book Market, which is full of appearance. When the uneducated boss came to invest and negotiate, he looked at it and thought that Ma Jie was full of knowledge. "Then give me a quick word, can I come to your place?" I said, "No, I'll leave immediately, don't delay your daily affairs."

Ma Jie said: "When our company recruits, it does not consider a person's major, but his overall quality. It depends on whether you have the quality to do this job. To give a very simple example, what Bush learned is not The president is professional, but he was able to stand out in the election. This shows that a person's quality is innate, and has nothing to do with the amount of education he has received. As long as you have the ability, you can dominate the world on the big stage. " "It's the account manager, it's a set, don't talk about it with me, let's talk about it, let me stay or send me downstairs." I said.

"When you were in school, you had a lot of ghost ideas. You have the potential required by this industry, but you just don't know if you can get started." Ma Jie said, "You can come to work first tomorrow and try it out for a month. What do you think the salary will be? Suitable?" I said, "You can figure it out, give as much as you feel you can't feel guilty about in your conscience." Ma Jie said: "The salary of the company has standards. No matter how awesome people come, there will not be too many people, and no matter how stupid people come, there will not be too few. Although I am a vice president, my salary is also low. But it’s only four thousand, I’ll apply to the general manager for your salary according to the highest standard, two thousand for the probationary period, one thousand more after becoming a full-time employee, and project bonuses.”

"You are still human." I said, "My summer sweat and winter snot finally stopped flowing when I was in school." 2 After finding a job, Zhou Zhou was happier than me, and we went to dinner to celebrate.Zhou Zhou had a very big meal that day, and he drank four bottles of beer with me.Two bottles of beer are not a big deal to me, I went out after two trips to the kidney, but Zhou Zhou can’t, this little wine made her talk a lot, from the time after eating to returning home, It never stopped. When I got home, I immediately turned on the TV and prepared to watch TV dramas. Now there are fewer and fewer TV dramas that attract me. The reason why I can continue to watch this drama is because there is an actress with a good appearance and temperament in it. The first impression is good, in order to examine whether she is an idol or a powerful faction, I

After watching it for a few minutes, I once again verified the conclusion that it is difficult for an actress to be both an idol and a capable actress, but she is attracted by the TV series itself. No matter the structure of the play, or the photography and music, they are all excellent.So from the first two days, every time this time comes, I sit in front of the TV on time. I have a characteristic in doing things, that is, concentration.It’s okay to not do anything, but to concentrate on what you do, and watching TV is no exception.When I watch TV, I do not passively accept the information on the screen, but add my own thinking and judgment, and find fault with the director and actors.But when I watched carefully, Zhou

Zhou kept talking to me, she hadn't gotten out of the excitement just now.In the beginning, she told me to listen, nodding from time to time, counting as having a communication with her, which did not delay watching TV, but then she asked me to answer, which required me to use my brain. Have the energy to answer her questions.I replied to Zhou Zhou a few words, and when I turned my attention to the TV, I found that I missed an important link. I don’t know why the heroine broke up with the hero. I felt empty in my heart, as if I saw a building without a layer , as soon as you enter the door, it is a two-story building, which is weird.I said to Zhou Zhou: "Can we talk about it later, after I finish watching this episode." At this time, the screen stayed on the close-up of the heroine's face. Zhou Zhou thought I was interested in that actress, so he said happily: "Didn't you never watch TV dramas? It's a waste of time. Why do you watch TV every day now? It’s better to watch people!” Then he entered his room and slammed the door loudly.Usually Zhou Zhou doesn't have such a temper, but now the alcohol is playing a role in her body. If I want to explain to Zhou Zhou why I love watching this drama so much, I can’t explain it clearly in one or two sentences. If she asks a few more questions, I will refute a few more sentences. It was delayed, so I let her think about it for the time being. After watching today's two episodes, it's not too late to make excuses. The bad thing is that I explain it too late. After the two episodes were over, I knocked on the door of Zhou Zhou's room, pushed the door open, and said, "I don't mean what you think, I don't like that kind of actress who looks like a vase, I just think this TV series is very good. good." Zhou Zhou said: "But you said before that it is impossible for Chinese TV dramas to be good-looking!" I said, "There are exceptions, this one is really good." Zhou Zhou said: "The previous TV dramas were not good because they weren't played by this woman!" I said, "She's not doing well." Zhou Zhou said: "The acting is not good, the person is good!" Make sure I have thoughts about that actress. I made a joke: "Now is not the period of SARS, so there is no need to use such a strong smell of vinegar in the house. I don't know her, so what if I like her, why bother to eat this kind of vinegar, do I need to get you some dumplings Dip and eat." Zhou Zhou was even more angry: "Admit that you have a crush on her. A big man, if he likes it, he likes it. Why hide it?" I can't figure it out, I can only smear it more and more black.It is said that beautiful women are evil, as expected, irrelevant women will bring misfortune to an originally happy couple. I said, "I'm really bored with her. I swear I'll never watch that woman's TV series again." Let's talk about it after today, and I'll have to find a reason to watch it tomorrow. Zhou Zhou said: "Why bother, then how uncomfortable you must be, if you hold back any longer." Zhou Zhou completely misunderstood, no matter what I said, she decided that I just liked that actress.How many sages and knights in ancient times shed their blood for the sake of innocence, even though I am an ordinary citizen, I can't watch my innocence being tarnished and remain indifferent.I couldn't bear it anymore, a wave of evil fire rose from my belly, it was overwhelming and unstoppable, and I had the idea that I had to throw something to relieve the fire in my heart. Who said that throwing things is a patent for women? Didn't they mean that men and women are equal? ​​Since women can do things, apart from the privileges caused by biological differences, of course men can also do them.I was holding the TV remote control in my hand, so without hesitation, I swung my shoulders and arms, and with a "snap", the remote control fell to the ground, and the parts fell apart. "Tell you, it's not what you think!" I was so angry that I slammed the door out. Zhou Zhou chased him out: "You still threw things! Tell me that you are in your heart, you are so anxious!" Still firmly believe in my judgment. It seems that dropping a remote control is not enough to prove my injustice. I glanced over the living room table and chose the latter between the teapot and the ashtray. I grabbed it and threw it on the ground. Jumping and dancing, soot rose into the air, like an atomic bomb explosion, raising a small mushroom cloud.this time Back then I was a little sane enough to know that an ashtray was cheaper than a teapot. "Say it again!" I was furious. "If you have the ability, you dropped all the things in the house!" Zhou Zhou didn't have a new understanding of me because I dropped two things. In order to show that I am not incompetent, and to let her know my determination to prove my innocence, I held the teapot with both hands and raised it above my head, like throwing a medicine ball in gym class, chest up, inhale, waist, shot, Leaning forward, he threw the teapot onto the wall, smashing it on the spot, splashing water, and the dark tea leaves sticking to the snow-white wall.If it is not blocked, this teapot must be able to fly at least 20 meters away. When people are angry, they are extremely powerful.It's a pity that there is no physical education class now. If I knew this secret a few years ago, I would have excellent grades while throwing medicine balls with people I hate in my mind. The shattering of the teapot made Zhou Zhou shut up. She stopped talking and stared blankly at the mess on the ground, not knowing what she was thinking.Zhou Zhou and I went to the supermarket to buy the teapot when we moved here.Now I understand why tea and drinking containers were made of metal in ancient times, but ceramics and glass are used in modern times. The purpose is to break them when they fall and create a way to vent their grievances. People in modern society have a lot of pressure in their lives and love to lose their temper. , If you change the iron teapot, it will never be broken, and the more you fall, the more angry you will be. The TV was still on, and the characters on the screen were staring out of the screen, as if they were watching the performance of Zhou Zhou and me outside the TV. After the situation calmed down, I stepped over the debris on the ground and prepared to wash up and go to bed.After entering the bathroom, I picked up the toothpaste and was about to put it on my toothbrush when I heard Zhou Zhou say outside: "For a woman on TV, that's it." My anger that was about to be extinguished was revived because of this sentence, and I rushed out of the bathroom and shouted: "There is no end!" Zhou Zhou said: "I stare at the TV every day, I can't pull it out, and I'm afraid people will say it." I broke down completely and slammed the toothpaste on the floor.Fortunately, I was holding toothpaste. I was completely out of control. Not to mention toothpaste, even my teeth should fall. I would rather not eat in the future and drink porridge every day. The toothpaste fell on the ground and slid for a distance, then hit the wall and stopped.I went back to the hygiene question, brushed my teeth without toothpaste, and felt very bad in my mouth and heart. My face was burning hot, so I poured some cold water into the basin to wash my face. If Zhou Zhou said something to make me angry again, I would continue to drop the basin with water, and I was ready to get soaked in water. At this time someone knocked on the door, I opened the door, it was downstairs, he said: "Dude, please don't decorate at night, you have been busy outside for a day, and you want to have a good rest when you get home, just lie down, listen to the above Crackling, tinkling." "My own home, I am happy." After I finished speaking, I slammed the door, went back to sleep, and heard outside the door: "Then can you not dig the ground, it doesn't matter if you paint the walls." After I lay down, Zhou Zhou walked around looking for something, but couldn't find it for a long time, so he came in and asked me, "Where's the toothpaste?" I pretended to be asleep and ignored it.Zhou Zhou stood at the door for a while, closed the door and backed out.It was difficult for me to make any concessions in order to please my girlfriend. With the mentality of loving someone, I fell asleep. I got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, the lights and TV in the living room were always on, and there was a snowflake on the screen. I didn’t turn it off, and went back to the bedroom to continue sleeping.Usually the computer has to be turned on for 72 hours after buying it to check the performance of the hardware, and if there is a problem, it can be found out in time. I don’t know how long the TV can be connected. It’s been a long time. I heard that the picture tube can’t last for too long. If it keeps running, do I need to buy insurance, if the TV explodes and I’m gone, I can still get a claim and leave some inheritance to my parents. 3 The next day, Zhou Zhou and I got up almost at the same time, but we still didn't speak. She went out before me and didn't clean up the mess on the floor and turn off the TV.I was really worried that the TV would explode, catch fire and be ignored, and when I came back, it would be in ruins.But since Zhou Zhou doesn't care, why should I worry. When I came to the advertising company, Ma Jie arranged a seat for me, and gave me a bunch of materials, let me have a look first, and get familiar with the long history and corporate culture of the company.I looked through those materials, and found that the few advertisements that I thought were too stupid to be broadcast on TV were actually from this company. It is estimated that with my aesthetic standards, it is difficult to stay here for a long time. Ma Jie wanted to invite me to dinner at noon. I couldn't believe it. I asked him if he was eating McDonald's again.When I was in school, one semester was particularly difficult. Before the exam, Ma Jie boasted that if he passed all the exams, he would treat us to eat seafood.In order to help Ma Jie fulfill his promise, Zhang Chaofan and others selflessly contributed answers for him in the examination room. Yang Yang and I intentionally cheated in order to attract the attention of the invigilator, so as to help him get successfully thrown by Zhang Chaofan and others. coming note.After the results came out, Ma Jie passed all of them. We asked him to go to "Lichang Seafood" or "Shunfeng".He said vulgar, true vulgar, tomorrow Take you to an unexpected place.I heard that I was about to bleed out. The night before, I drank two bowls of porridge. I didn’t dare to eat more pickles. I didn’t eat breakfast the next morning. I was looking forward to filling my stomach with shrimp soldiers and crab generals at noon.As a result, he took us to McDonald's, and each of us ordered a vegetable and seafood soup, which contained shrimp, squid, and crab meat (artificial).Burgers are still our own money. Ma Jie said that it is not the same as before. When I am a manager, someone will reimburse me for my expenses. Although the salary is not too high, I basically don’t have to pay for my daily expenses, so I can say what I want to eat. The quarrel last night made me exhausted physically and mentally. It was the first time I had such a fierce quarrel with Zhou Zhou, and I even dropped something.I said whatever you want to eat, just find a quiet place to sit for a while. Ma Jie and I entered a private room in a restaurant that looked clean.During the meal, we talked about some past events in school. Ma Jie was the one who watched the most pornographic movies in our dormitory and was ridiculed by others, but now he is the most successful one.Ma Jie said that the past is unbearable, forget the past and look forward, open your arms to embrace the beautiful In the future, he drank a cup of Coke with me and said, "If we work hard with him, there will always be a day when we will take off." When paying the bill, the waiter knocked on the door outside the private room. Ma Jie wanted to say "come in", but because he watched too many pornographic movies, he said "come on".The waiter had a good foundation in junior high school English and understood it. He thought Ma Jie was cheering him on, so he continued to knock on the door.Later, the waiter finally came in and asked us who would pay the bill. Ma Jie stretched out his hand to ask for the bill: "give me".I was really worried that he was eager to pay the bill, and said: "fuck me!"