Chapter 24 second quarter

4 After returning home from get off work, Zhou Zhou had already arrived home, the ground was still in a mess, and the TV was still playing the channel from yesterday for almost 24 hours, but the picture was clear and there was no smoke.When I saw the brand, it was a domestic product. I couldn’t help but feel relieved that the quality of the domestic brand was excellent. The national industry that had been clamoring to take off many years ago had finally left the ground.It is winter now, and the temperature is not high. I don't know if it will be open for so long in summer. I walked over the litter, like going to the suburbs to dodge the horse manure that can be seen everywhere, and went back to my house, lying on the bed and reading the evening paper.

A scent sneaked in. Zhou Zhou cooked a bowl of Master Kong, which made me salivate. It seemed to be braised beef with eggs in it.Normally, I would grab Zhou Zhou's chopsticks and eat it, but this time I held back, I turned the newspaper to the editorial page, read a few paragraphs, and my appetite disappeared. After reading the newspapers, my appetite returned.When I left the bedroom, I saw Zhou Zhou washing dishes in the kitchen, wondering if there was any soup left in the pot. The upper and lower plastic plates of the remote control fell apart and scattered on the ground. I didn't pay attention and stepped on it.I picked it up and saw that I actually produced this kind of remote control mold in the practice of professional courses when I was in school, and it looked like the one I made, with a lot of pores and a very rough inner surface.According to the production standard, it needs to be returned to the furnace for reshaping, but the teacher said: just like this, and then put it in the finished product box.I thought I could only watch TV, but I didn't expect to be able to produce TV accessories as well.In fact, this is not surprising. After graduation, some of my classmates still went to make ship hulls. I don’t know if they made them, whether they were leaking or not, and what they made became Titanic.

I aligned the two plastic pieces of the remote control up and down, clamped the circuit board in the middle, and then pinched it to assemble it. I pressed it against the TV a few times, but it didn’t work. I disassembled it again and saw that the circuit board was covered with dust. , there is also a spider lying on its stomach, weaving a web at the position of the number keys.I took the remote control under the faucet to wash it, got rid of the debris, and put it in the microwave oven for half a minute. I took it out in time before I smelled the paste, assembled it again, and used it in front of the TV. It was even better than before. .I can't help but admire myself, not only can produce remote controls, but also repair them.

The remote control has been repaired, will Zhou Zhou and I be as good as before, or will we still be like that broken teapot that cannot be reunited after a broken mirror? The TV series started again, and I sat on the sofa staring at the screen. After Zhou Zhou finished washing the dishes, he sat next to me for a while, then got up and cleaned the teapot fragments on the floor. Seeing Zhou Zhou leaning over with a broom to make the ground shine again, I couldn't sit still anymore: "Leave it there, I'll come later!" "No, let's watch your TV." Zhou Zhou continued to sweep the floor and gathered the debris into a pile.

"Sit down." I stepped forward and snatched the broom from Zhou Zhou's hand, and pulled Zhou Zhou to the sofa, "Drink water?" Zhou Zhou said no to drink, but I poured her a glass anyway. "Show what TV you want to watch by yourself." I put the remote control into Zhou Zhou's hand. Zhou Zhou didn't change the channel and put down the remote control. "Still angry?" I asked. Zhou Zhou didn't speak. "I was wrong yesterday." I said, "Don't be angry." "It's because I drank too much and lost my temper." Zhou Zhou said.

"It's my bad attitude, I shouldn't have thrown things." I said. "It's because I misunderstood you that you are so angry." Zhou Zhou said. "It's because I neglected you that you have resentment." I said, "From now on, except for actresses under the age of six and over the age of sixty, I will no longer watch plays with women." "Except for "Animal World", there is no such TV program." Zhou Zhou said. "Then I'll quit TV," I said. "Look at what you should, as long as you don't ignore me." Zhou Zhou said, "Even if you just hold hands."

I held Zhou Zhou's hand and said, "Okay, let's watch together." At this point the first episode is over.I haven't had dinner yet, so I opened a bag of Master Kong, watched and chewed, and held Zhou Zhou's hand: "The second episode will start soon." After taking two bites, Zhou Zhou grabbed the instant noodles and said, "I'll cook it for you." Sitting on the sofa alone was uncomfortable, so I picked up the broom and cleaned up the remains of the teapot on the ground.A lot of small debris remained at the joints of the floor tiles, which was difficult to clean. I had to use the tip of a broom to pull it out bit by bit. If I knew it would be so troublesome to sweep, I would not have dropped the teapot last night.

5 I took a private job. A computer company wanted to print 2,000 advertising brochures.They first called Majna and said that the budget was 60,000 yuan.Ma Jie did some calculations, and felt that the profit was too low, and the manpower investment was too large. Now he had a few TV commercials in hand and was too busy to deal with this kind of shit work.After I found out, I asked Ma Jie for the company's phone number and decided to take the job myself. The company responsible for this project is a woman. I bragged to her about how good I am in business. I have successfully served Siemens, Nokia, Motorola, Lenovo, Haier and other Fortune 500 companies, and I received a letter of commendation. There are countless pennants, and the price can be negotiated.The woman said, the price is not a problem, the company spends money anyway, as long as it doesn't exceed the budget, it's just me... I guessed what she meant, and immediately agreed to give her a 10% rebate.I know that if you switch to another company, the kickback will be 5% at most.

I have already calculated that each picture album, including the cost of design, film production, proofing, paper purchase, and printing, costs at most 20 yuan, and 2,000 copies are less than 40,000 yuan. Of the 6,000 I gave her, I still have about 20,000 left.The workload is more than 100 hours. I get off work early and sleep less. It can be done in less than a month, which is very cost-effective.The first thing to do now is to set up an organization that can stamp the official seal and have official invoices.I consulted and found that the economic organization with the least registered capital is the "center". To register a "company", it costs more than 100,000 yuan.

I now understand why places on the street where you can take a bath are called bathing centers instead of bathing companies, because the threshold for registering a "centre" is low. I have 10,000 yuan in my hand, and I still need to deposit 20,000 yuan in registered capital in the bank.After registration, the 30,000 yuan can be withdrawn and put into actual operation. In the evening, I told Zhou Zhou about my plan, and I also said that I wanted to get 20,000 yuan from her first. Zhou Zhou said worriedly, "Is this okay? Is that person reliable?" I said: "Don't worry, monks can't run away from the temple if they can run away. If you need to sign a contract, then the freshman company will arrange it, and they won't lie to me for this little money."

Zhou Zhou gave me her bank card and asked me to withdraw 20,000 yuan tomorrow, and told me repeatedly: "Be careful." I loaded my bank card and asked Zhou Zhou: "Your birthday is next month. After this is over, I have earned money. What can I buy you?" Zhou Zhou said: "I don't want anything, as long as you can get back the 20,000 yuan." I patted my chest and said, "At that time, I'm afraid the 20,000 will become 40,000." 6 The next day, I deposited 30,000 yuan into my bank account, and then went to the Industrial and Commercial Bureau to register.They left my information and said that they needed to be approved, and asked me to go home and wait for the result, and there would be a reply within a week.These departments are like this, don't toss you a few times, don't waste your time, don't make you anxious, It seems that their authority cannot be shown.I want to condemn them: "Why is China's economic development so slow, it's all because of your delay!" But in order to avoid negative results in the future, I didn't point out their mistakes in time. In the evening, I reported the progress of my private work to Zhou Zhou, and Zhou Zhou also informed me of her news. The company will hold an annual meeting in Shanghai tomorrow, which will take about a week.The Chinese New Year is approaching again, and all companies are doing year-end summaries at this time. Zhou Zhou told me that when she was out, I must abide by the following terms: l. Clean the room and personal hygiene once every five days at most, and change and wash underwear frequently. 2. You can only eat instant noodles once a week, you can't chew them dry, you have to cook them, and you have to lay eggs. 3. It is not allowed to contact irrelevant beautiful women, let alone ugly women. 4. It is okay to have a dream with a woman, but the heroine can only be Zhou Zhou. 5. Be cautious when encountering problems, think more, and make decisions in a hurry when you are not sure. 6. Work hard to implement the above five items well, just like working hard to realize communism. Finally Zhou Zhou added: "I know you find it annoying, but it's for your own good." I thought in my heart: If I only eat instant noodles once a week, and I have to be hungry when I have nothing to eat, it is better to eat instant noodles several times. In order for me to keep it in mind, Zhou Zhou also copied the above regulations on paper and pasted them on the wall, so that I can see them when I look up. After telling me, Zhou Zhou took out a bunch of bottles and jars, and began to wipe on his face. After wiping off a bottle, I picked it up to have a look, and found that being a woman is really not easy. Zhou Zhou first moistened his face. The first bottle he applied was whitening facial cleanser. After applying it, he patted it gently. After three minutes, he washed his face with clean water. Then he opened the second bottle, whitening and exfoliating essence. Repeatedly gently massage the face with your fingers until you feel the dead skin and dirt fall off in flakes, then wash your face with clean water, then Then I opened the third bottle, whitening and brightening water, and wiped it on the face until it penetrated into the skin. After that, I didn’t wash my face again, but opened the fourth bottle, sheep placenta eye cream, squeezed it into my fingertips, and applied it around the eyes, because I squeezed too much , I also applied a little to the corners of my eyes, and then a paper bag, took out a hydrating mask from the inside, found the openings of the eyes, nose and mouth, and stuck it on the face. Mask, open the fifth bottle, 24-hour whitening and moisturizing milk, wipe and pat.I glanced at the time and asked, "When will it be over, after twelve o'clock?" Zhou Zhou said, "Come on, it's the last step." "You look glamorous, who are you going to show it to?" I was a little jealous. Zhou Zhou said: "For everyone to see, I will summarize my work at the annual meeting tomorrow." "It's tiring to be a woman." I sighed, "It's even more tiring to be a white-collar woman! Fortunately, I'm a man." After finishing the makeup, Zhou Zhou started to pack the bottles.I said, "Just put it here and keep it for me." "What are you doing?" Zhou Zhou asked. I said: "I read in the introduction that these things contain milk, protein, sweet almonds, vitamin A, and vitamin C. When I'm hungry, I drink this." "You'd better just buy a drink." Zhou Zhou picked up a bottle and said, "Such a small bottle is more expensive than a bucket of milk." "Oh, it seems that capitalism is not really rich, or why don't they pour cosmetics, but It's pouring milk. "I suddenly realized. On the first night after Zhou Zhou left, he called me and asked me what I did all day.I said that during the day, I spent eight hours in the advertising company, ate McDonald's after get off work, and now I am getting ready for bed. It is her dream to be a heroine tonight.Zhou Zhou asked me about my registration Is there any result? I said not yet, but I guess the problem is not big. The next night, Zhou Zhou called again and asked me if I was obedient and if I had contacted other women. I said: "I got in touch. When I was buying newspapers at night, I had a word with the little girl selling newspapers." "What did you say?" Zhou Zhou asked. "I said, 'Here's the evening paper.' And I gave her fifty cents, and she handed me a paper and ignored me," I said. "It deserves it." Zhou Zhou said with a smile on the phone. On the third night, I fell ill.Fatigue, chest tightness, shortness of breath, headache and fever.When Zhou Zhou called, I had just taken a handful of pills and was resting in bed. I didn’t go to the hospital, and I didn’t know what disease I had, so I took some of each medicine, and there was always one that could be the right medicine. Zhou Zhou heard my voice was weak and asked me what was wrong. I said it was a little uncomfortable and nothing serious, but I couldn't help coughing a few times. Zhou Zhou asked me to take medicine quickly, saying that she would come back to take care of me, and I If you say no, you won't be able to go to the front line with minor injuries, and if you are intimidated by this minor illness, how will you carry out revolutionary construction in the future. After hanging up Zhou Zhou's phone call, I found a copy of Wang Xiaobo's essays and read them in bed.Lao Wang cried poor more than once in the article and wrote a lot of things, but he failed to gain both fame and fortune during his lifetime.The situation changed after his death. With his fame and book bestsellers, if he was still alive, he might be on the Forbes Celebrity List.It's a pity that they are dead, and Forbes doesn't rank the dead.But then again, if Wang Xiaobo was still alive, he might not be as famous as he is now, and he might still be complaining about poverty.This is the tragedy of Chinese literati. While watching, I heard someone knock on the door.I went to drive and saw Qiao Qiao standing outside the door. "Why are you here?" I didn't mean to open the door. "Come and see you." Qiao Qiao said, "Can you not let me stand outside the door and talk?" "It's not convenient for you to go in." I wanted to rest quietly for a while, so I had to say this. "What? Is there another woman?" Qiao Qiao asked. "Zhou Zhou is inside." I said casually. "There's no one there." Qiao Qiao said, "She's gone to Shanghai, I know." "You know if you are a spy or not." I had no choice but to open the door. "Listen to what my brother said." Qiaoqiao entered the door, "I won't be back until a few days later." "Why does your brother always harass Zhou Zhou?" I was very dissatisfied. "Who made my brother fall in love with her? I haven't seen my brother be so devoted to any girl before." Qiao Qiao said, "I haven't seen how outstanding you are. How could Zhou Zhou hang himself on a tree like you." Seeing me listless and tired, Qiao Qiao asked, "What's wrong with you?" "I'm sick, I feel a little uncomfortable." I lay on the sofa. Qiaoqiao touched my forehead, then put his hand on his own forehead, asked me what symptoms I had, and said after listening, "The internal fire attacks the heart, causing a cold and fever, just help you to get rid of the fire." "How do you want me to go?" I said. Qiao Qiao took out a one-dollar coin from her wallet and said, "I'll get a bowl, get some cold water, and scratch it off for you." I said, "Don't shave, your barefoot doctor's strokes won't work." Qiao Qiao said: "If you don't try it, how will you know it won't work? When my dad got angry, my mother put him off like this." Then he took a bowl of cold water, "Lie down, and I'll scratch your back." I was lying on the bed, motionless. "The sweater is off." Qiao Qiao said. I took off my sweater and left my underwear. "Take off your underwear too." Qiao Qiao said, "Take off your clothes." "Take off your panties too?" I said. "Did I tell you to take off your pants? I'm talking about your upper body." Qiao Qiao said. I was shirtless and lying on the bed as if I was being tortured.Qiao Qiao dipped some water with a steel spatula and began to work on my back. "Take it easy, it hurts." I said, "If you shave so hard, one dollar will be fifty cents after shaving." Qiao Qiao said: "If it doesn't hurt, you won't get rid of the fire." She spoke even harder. "Ouch!" I screamed. After shaving for twenty minutes, my back was on fire, and there was half a bowl of cold water left. Qiao Qiao threw the coin into the bowl and said, "Put on your clothes, get some sleep and you'll be fine tomorrow morning. I won't come back to shave you again." .” "No need." I put on my sweater and said, "It will be useless if you shave any more."