Chapter 6 Part II.3

The woman said vaguely: "That's because I made my face in the dormitory just now and I haven't had time to tear it off. What are you in a hurry, the performance hasn't started yet, so I'll tear it up in a while." The guy said, "No, don't tear it up, it feels good, good, really good." The woman said: "Crazy, you want my face to blow up, this is a chili mask." The guy said: "You can't tear it off, this mask represents..." The woman tore off the mask, threw it on the ground and said, "I don't want your fifty yuan, I don't want to do it."

After finishing talking, go to the bedroom. Uncle Jian said, "Your life is gone." The guy hurriedly said: "Forget it, she doesn't understand art either. It's okay. Come on, come on, you two stand here, yes, stand tight." Under his command, the two guys with bicycle tires stood next to Uncle Jian's two chickens. Some people gradually walked around, pointing at the two babies, four boys and ten chickens.Uncle Jian also had a great time, and lifted the chicken from time to time.Their performance art finally attracted a student. The student squatted down and stared for a long time, and then asked Uncle Jian: "How do you sell this chicken?"

Uncle Jian said, "Twenty." The man shook his head and said, "It's too expensive." After speaking, he walked to the guy with eight chickens and asked, "How do you sell it?" The guy said, "We're doing a show." The man took three steps back, finally saw the whole picture, and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I thought there was a chicken seller next to the tire repair, I'm sorry." Uncle Jian asked, "When will this show last?" The man said: "Our show also added the plot of 'Earth in the Night and the Last Dawn, and by the time of dawn tomorrow we can..."

Before he finished speaking, Uncle Jian stood up and ran away with a "whoosh". I followed behind and said, "Uncle Jian, I didn't expect you to run so fast." Uncle Jian said: "Look, this grandson wants me to stand all night, and I can't run." I said, "You don't have to run, just tell that person, it was just a joke." Uncle Jian said: "I can't run away. I still have two chickens in my hand. I need to improve the food." I said, "Oh, hurry up, can you run?" We ran for about a minute.I turned around and saw that the stall was about ten meters away from us.

I said, "Uncle Jian, you run too slowly." Uncle Jian said: "I can't do it, I'm going all out." I heard an old hen crowing behind me suddenly, and felt that something was wrong, and when I looked back, the guy was chasing after him wrapped in eight old hens.Uncle Jian and I were so frightened by the overwhelming momentum that we stood there. Uncle Jian suddenly woke up, put the chicken into my hand, and said: "You run fast, don't worry about me." Before I had time to be moved, the guy rushed in front of me and said with a grim face: "I thought you were going to improvise, but you were going to run."

Uncle Jian became angry and said: "Who the hell wants to steal your chicken, don't I have an appearance fee for my fucking show?" The guy said, "Didn't you agree that this is a charity performance?" Uncle Jian said: "There is also an appearance fee for charity performances. Haven't you been a singer before?" The guy said, "I don't have any money." Uncle Jian said: "I know you have no money, so I took your chicken!" The guy said: "The chicken will be released after the show." Uncle Jian said: "Where to put it so that it won't be caught and eaten."

The guy said: "I don't care if others eat it, I didn't eat it anyway." Uncle Jian said: "If you have the ability, you can take care of the ten chickens until they die of old age and protect them." The guy said, "How is that possible?" Uncle Jian said: "Yes, look, you let others eat the chicken, you might as well let me eat it." The guy said, "No, these chickens are not chickens, everyone is equal in this team." Uncle Jian said, "Then what are these?" The guy said, "These are actors. How can you eat our actors?"

Uncle Jian was stunned, and thought for a long time to say: "Yes, look, you will release all these actors in a while, and let others eat it, it is better to let me eat it." "It doesn't fit the image of our group," the guy said. Uncle Jian said: "Look, I'm not part of your group. I'm an extra, and those chickens are also extra, and you are artists. It's normal for extras to eat extras." The guy said, "It doesn't work anyway." Uncle Jian said: "Why are you so wordy, then my acting is for nothing?" The guy took out his pocket and said, "I only have twenty dollars."

I couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "Brother, look at this, you have to let go of this chicken anyway, and we will grab two of them back, and we won't eat them. Yes, we are raising them. Look at this brother, his hands and feet are not smooth, the doctor said to eat more eggs, just right, this chicken can also lay eggs, so we can just eat eggs, okay?" The guy thought about it for a long time and didn't speak. At this time, the girl who was harassed by Uncle Jian and I just came slowly again.Uncle Jian seemed at a loss with two chickens in his hand.The girl walked up to the guy, held hands together and asked, "Ah Xiong, what's the matter?"

Uncle Jian and I understood at the same time that this girl was the girlfriend of the artist named A Xiong. Axiong said: "It's okay, it's okay, he wants to take my chicken." The girl said, "Didn't you say this is for performance?" A Xiong said: "Yes, he helped me perform for a while and said he wanted to take the chicken away." Uncle Jian scratched his head and interjected, "Eat eggs, eat eggs." The girl said softly: "Look, I also performed for you, and I don't want to eat this chicken, so you can give it to others, huh? Don't be so stubborn."

Ah Xiong said, "But ten chickens are used for the performance." The girl said: "The eight are the same, good boy." At this moment, an old hen tied to Ah Xiong's body croaked. Uncle Jian said: "Actually, that's not the case. Just kidding. If we want to eat chickens, we can buy them ourselves, and we don't lack these two chickens. Just kidding, just kidding." The girl ignored Uncle Jian, and continued to say to Axiong: "Give it to others." Uncle Jian said, "No need." The girl glared at Uncle Jian and said, "If you look at someone honestly, you will bully him, right? These two are for you." Uncle Jian said: "Forget it, forget it, eight is not art. If you want ten, you want ten." The girl said: "If you give it to you, you can take it away, and you can't do it if you don't want it." At this time, Ah Xiong murmured: "I need ten for this art exhibition." The girl was completely angry, and said: "Why are you talking so much, eight are eight, and besides, I chopped all those on you." Axiong was so frightened that he bowed his head and did not speak. The girl said to Uncle Jian: "Hurry up, you two." Uncle Jian and I got to the side of the car without even daring to turn our heads.Wang Chao is already waiting.Wang Chao was surprised to see the two of us carrying a chicken, and asked, "Is there any chicken seller in this school?" Uncle Jian said: "There are a lot of chickens, but there are no ones that can lay eggs." Wang Chao said, "Then where did you get the two in your hand?" Uncle Jian said, "Don't mention it, just get in the car." In the car, Uncle Jian has not spoken.Wang Chao asked, "Hey, what about you, where did the chicken come from?" I said, "Don't ask me any more. Stealing a chicken won't make you lose money." Wang Chao was puzzled and said, "Isn't this a steal?" I said: "We saw a fool who used ten chickens for performance art in school. Uncle Jian went up to be an actor and wanted to steal two chickens and run away..." Uncle Jian interrupted: "I didn't want to steal, I just saw that guy's anger and made a face, no matter how I looked at it, I didn't like it, so I wanted to take away the guy's two chickens." Wang Chao then said: "Oh, that is to steal two chickens and run away, hahahahaha, what's next?" I said: "Then a girl appeared, she was not bad, Uncle Jian just fell in love with it, I didn't expect it to be that guy's girlfriend . " Wang Chao said, "Oh oh oh oh, isn't the man you mentioned short and small with a beard?" Uncle Jian said: "Yes, how do you know, you have acted too?" Wang Chao said: "What a fart, that guy is very famous here. He has to perform once a week. Last week, he borrowed dozens of washbasins in the dormitory, and then he jumped from one to another barefoot. Hours, it is said to be a concept of global integration." Uncle Jian said, "What happened?" Wang Chao said: "What is the result? Those who borrowed his washbasin regretted it to death. How to wash your face in the future, they all said that he should pay for the washbasin." I asked, "What happened next?" Wang Chao said: "Later, that guy lost a few washbasins himself, and he couldn't even afford to eat." Uncle Jian said: "Yeah, how can such a person find a girlfriend, and it's not bad." Wang Chao and I slapped our thighs at the same time, and said, "Yes, not only you didn't understand it, but everyone else didn't understand it. You think that woman is beautiful, smart and decent, and she will definitely sell for a good price if you sell it. Ah, I didn't expect that." Uncle Jian said: "It's really..." Wang Chao said: "It's okay, you figured it out after a few days. I suspect that the man has a brain problem. In the first week of school last year, he dug a hole in the middle of the school playground and stuck his head in it." Inside, I stood upside down for more than an hour. Thousands of people looked around, thinking that the aliens had not landed on the earth and stuck their heads in the mud. After an hour, the guy got up by himself and took out a pair of underwear from his underwear. Banner that says 'Protect plants'." I said, "Then the people in your school didn't respond?" Wang Chao said: "Everyone was so surprised that we didn't have time to react. The guy left after displaying the banner. Everyone was there in a daze. Only the school football team went to him later." I said: "Could it be that he has a strong neck and a good header, so I went to him to participate in the competition?" Wang Chao said: "Think beautifully. This kind of person, with such a brain, will kick it into his own goal when he is happy, and think it is art!" I asked, "Then why are you looking for him?" Wang Chao said: "Nonsense, you dug such a big hole in the playground and ran away without filling it?" Uncle Jian suddenly said: "Then do you know that man?" Wang Chao said: "I know, I'm not familiar. Don't think about that girl. There are many people who want to chase after her. They all think that the competitor is crazy. If you are not crazy, you must be better than her." Uncle Jian asked with concern: "The result?" Wang Chao said: "Look, it turns out that the girl is still with that guy?" Uncle Jian asked, "Why?" Wang Chao said: "Nonsense, how do I know! To be with a psychopath is definitely not a normal brain, and we normal people can't understand it." Uncle Jian was a little depressed that day.Back at Darong Apartment, the three of us were helpless in the face of these two chickens.Uncle Jian said: "I don't know how to eat it for the time being, so let's put it in the refrigerator." Wang Chao scolded: "You thought it was a crab. Eat it, it's so fresh. Let's go down and have a look." We went down the dilapidated stairs that seemed to smell of fire.It was already dark when the iron gate was opened, the north wind was already blowing loudly, and the last batch of bugs that hadn't hibernated were surrounded by the street lamp.We were carrying two chickens, thinking where should we process them?Uncle Jian wants to see if there are any small restaurants around that can process on behalf of customers, but the surrounding situation can be seen at a glance.I said to Wang Chao, "I can only drive to see." Wang Chao seemed obliged to do this, and he would not let go of every opportunity to move without using his own feet.Before I could finish my sentence, he had already rushed into the car.We opened the door and entered the car. Although there was a slight air leakage, at least the north wind was isolated.Wang Chao took out the key, started it once, the car trembled a few times, but failed to start, started it again, the car trembled a few times, but still failed.Wang Chao said, "It's weird." Uncle Jian and I knew nothing about this and panicked.The chicken also seemed to understand the situation and flapped its wings twice. I asked: "What's wrong?" Wang Chao said, "It's fine. I see that my dad's car always fails to start when it's cold. Maybe we need to start the car a few more times when it's cold." Uncle Jian echoed, "Yes, yes, it's cold, so we need to fight more." Wang Chao pulled out the key, then inserted it again solemnly, took a deep breath, and turned on the ignition with eager hope.The car made a few hoarse motor sounds, but it still didn't start. Wang Chao said, "It might be broken, I'll go and have a look." As he spoke, he opened the engine cover, touched the bracket for a long time, finally supported the cover, and stared at the engine engrossed. The cold wind shook the car a little bit. Seeing Wang Chao shivering outside, Uncle Jian and I also got off the station and watched the engine next to Wang Chao. I asked Wang Chao: "What's wrong with this car?" At the same time, I found that we were already able to breathe white gas out of our mouths. Wang Chao rubbed his hands and said, "I don't know, the engine looks good, and everything that should be there is there." I said, "Then what to do, why don't you go to the car and start it again?" Without further ado, Wang Chao got into the car, started it again, and found that even the sound of the motor seemed to be very slight this time.I stood outside the car and shouted, "Hey, why does the light go off when you turn the key?" Wang Chao slapped his forehead and said, "Oh, I forgot that you can't turn on the lights before the car starts. It's over, now it can't be turned on at all, even the electricity is gone." I asked, "Out of battery? Is there a charger?" Wang Chao said: "It is recharged by the battery itself, and the car is recharged by itself as soon as the car starts." Everyone stood in the wind, scratching their ears and cheeks. Suddenly, Wang Chao said: "By the way, I heard that once the car fails to start, people can push it behind, and it can be pushed to start. I have seen it with my own eyes." I said, "Can you push it?" Wang Chao said: "No problem, one person can push it." I said, "Okay, then you steer in the car, and Uncle Jian and I push outside. Uncle Jian, can you do it?" Uncle Jian said: "If you can use a little strength, didn't Wang Chao say that you can push it alone? We are one and a half people at least, we can definitely do it." When our hands touched the cold body of the car, our hearts were already half cold.I pushed and said, "No way." Wang Chao said through the closed window in the car: "Wait, it's not in neutral yet." After a few seconds, Wang Chao said that he could push, and Uncle Jian and I worked together.The car was pushed easily, and Wang Chao moved forward in neutral gear all the way.After pushing for about a hundred meters, I asked, "Why hasn't it started yet?" Wang Chao said: "I don't know, if you push again, the distance may not be enough, and it should be able to activate." Uncle Jian and I pushed the cart forward amidst the surprised eyes of the sporadic workers.I have been waiting in my heart for the sudden start of the car.Uncle Jian obviously didn't use any strength, and he just walked forward with the support of the car, and this is exactly the content of the rehabilitation training recommended by the doctor-walking slowly with his hands in his hands. Wang Chao didn't speak in the room, and I don't know how long it took, but it was already dark anyway.On the empty road in the dark night, a dark car with no lights on is actually moving forward slowly without power, which makes people feel scary.Fortunately, there was no uphill all the way.I insisted on pushing the car far away, and suddenly, Uncle Jian told me not to push it. I let go and stop.Wang Chao yelled in the car: "Why didn't you move? Why didn't you move?" Uncle Jian said, "Look to the side." I looked to the side and found a small shop called "Chongqing Restaurant". Wang Chao got out of the car and asked, "What's wrong?" I said, "There is a restaurant nearby." Wang Chao said, "Oh, that's good. I was freezing to death in there, and there was no heating at all. You two must be freezing to death, too." I wiped my sweat and said, "It's okay."