Chapter 7 Part III.1

Because we arrived in a magical way, the staff in the store were already waiting at the door.They looked at Wang Chao as if they were looking at the emperor.There was another table of guests dining under the wobbly lights.The proprietress walked around Santana and came back to greet us. Wang Chao did not forget to take out a chicken from the car.The clerk looked embarrassed, and pointed to Wang Chao at a line written on the door of the store: No alcoholic beverages allowed.Before Wang Chao could speak, Uncle Jian's eloquence appeared, and he blamed him: "Didn't you see this is a chicken, your drink

It looks like this. " The proprietress politely invited Wang Chao into the store, offering a cigarette to each of them and handing over the menu. Wang Chao took a few glances and said, "Bring three glasses of white water." The proprietress smiled and said, "White water is free here." Wang Chao said, "Oh, good, let's have a pot of stir-fried vegetables." The proprietress said: "Ah, we are holding an event now. As long as you spend in the store, no matter how much you spend, you will get a plate of fried vegetables." Wang Chao said, "Okay, okay, I want three bowls of rice, one for each person. Then you can see if this chicken can be processed for us."

The proprietress looked embarrassed. Wang Chao said, "It's okay, we can pay some processing fees." The proprietress hurriedly waved her hand and said that was not what she meant. Wang Chao said, "What does that mean?" The proprietress said: "The main reason is that the cooks here are in a hurry to get off work. I am afraid that the processed food will not taste good if we are in a hurry, and we will not be able to satisfy the three of you." At this time, Uncle Jian added a sentence: "Brother Chao, the kid I hacked last time said he wanted to settle accounts with me, what do you think, do you want to ask him out?"

Wang Chao said knowingly: "Forget it, although you hacked more than 20 people last time, you were also injured a little bit. If you want the little brother to stand out, come on, you go." I said, "Brother Chao, did you do it or what?" Wang Chao said: "Forget it, we have too many people. The fortune teller said that this year is my birth year, and I can't see blood anymore, so you just take off his leg." I said: "OK." I turned around and asked the proprietress: "Oh, can our chicken be processed?" The proprietress regained her composure and said, "Okay, okay, I'll ask the cook."

I said, "Hurry up." The proprietress trotted a few steps. At this time, Wang Chao said: "Remember, I asked you to remove your leg, not just to break it, but to bring the whole leg to show me, understand?" I hurriedly said, "Understood, it's the old rules." The proprietress came out of the kitchen a second later and said, "I can do it, I can do it. Give me the chicken quickly. Do you want to order any other dishes?" Wang Chao said: "Oh, it's okay. The cold dish is boiled chicken, and then there is a braised chicken wing. Everything else is soup. The main food is a bowl of chicken bone noodles."

The proprietress gritted her teeth and wrote it down, and said, "It's almost there, do you want to have some other flavors? Our steamed eggs are the most famous in this place. The seasoning is unique and it is a secret recipe." The three of us were still hesitating, and suddenly the chicken "popped" and laid an egg.We were overjoyed and said, "Okay, let's have a steamed egg." The proprietress wanted to cry, but she picked up the egg and turned to leave. We chose a seat near the door and sat down with a cup of hot water. The heat quickly dissipated in the air, and the surrounding temperature seemed to increase as a result.The old curtains to block the wind at the door rustled, and a little bit of chill penetrated from time to time.The worker in the store complained that the weather was like the north, that winter was coming before autumn, and there was still wind and sand. In a few decades, this place would be a desert.Uncle Jian sat by the window, he must have thought of the guy who prevented the desertification of the earth.I think this guy's chicken is really dedicated, and it still performed brilliantly before it was put into the pot. It is really "the spring silkworms are exhausted until they die, and often make the hero burst into tears."

This road is unusually wide, but for some unknown reason, there are very few vehicles passing by, the street lights are sparsely lit, and as the weather turns cooler, the whole surrounding area appears lifeless.I suddenly felt depressed, walked out of the store, and came to the open road.Suddenly a group of wild dogs of different sizes and colors appeared on the road, cruising listlessly.I looked back at this dilapidated Chongqing restaurant with a dilapidated sign, and suddenly felt that the lives of these people were so hopeless. From the proprietress to the waiter, they were busy and leisurely, eating and drinking in this place of tens of square meters. eat.In a place where no buses even pass by, I really don't understand how these people came together spontaneously.

A plane flew by with a bang, and I looked up, but the stars were faintly visible.The plane blinked and disappeared into the night.Are the grandkids a little more sober, I thought. Wang Chao greeted me to go in and said that our free vegetables had arrived.The three of us didn't eat, we were hungry and cold, and we quickly finished eating the vegetables.The two stunned young waiters in the store, a man and a woman, were fascinated.Uncle Jian asked: "Hey, did you say that you will get a few plates for free?" The woman shook her head hurriedly. Wang Chao said: "Go and ask the lady boss, we are usually very tired from killing people, I didn't see us so hungry!"

The waitress hurriedly hid behind the male waiter.The man became more courageous, and thought that the little girl must be brave even if he was looking at him, so he said in Mandarin: "We only give one plate as a rule here, which is not enough for me to buy." I yelled, "Miss Boss." The proprietress came out trembling, and just as I was about to ask how much a plate was, the proprietress preemptively said: "Young man, we are giving away all the vegetables, and I will ask them to make another plate right away." After finishing speaking, he stepped on Xiao Er's foot, and said harshly: "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense."

After a long wait, our chicken finally arrived.This is what Uncle Jian got after going through a lot of hardships, telling a lot of lies, acting in a lot of plays, running a lot of roads, pushing a car a long way, and destroying his image in the eyes of the girl he likes. The process of turning it into a cooked food is also full of ups and downs. In short, it is really hard-won to the point where it can be eaten now.The three of us suddenly burst into tears.And the change of people's point of view is actually so fast. In the mist filled with the smell of chicken soup, the hazy world is suddenly beautiful, the weather is getting warmer, and the night is unexpectedly cold. Everyone's life is full of meaning.This is really a bowl of chicken soup for the soul.

A bowl of chicken soup can make life full of meaning, which shows that life is really meaningless. Soon, the other by-products arrived and we ate it with rice.Wang Chao suddenly said something disappointing to us: "Eat more, eat more, I will trouble you to push it back later." Uncle Jian held his job in a daze, and said, "You have to cultivate, otherwise you will be pushed everywhere." Wang Chao thought about it and said: "Yes, the car is still broken after pushing it back. Let's see if there is any emergency repairs on the side of the road in the middle of the night. This is a broken car! My dad just replaced it with an Audi, and I will drive it over to show you someday. Have you ever seen the car in which the state leader rides?" Uncle Jian and I nodded repeatedly and said, "I've seen it before." Wang Chao slapped his head and said, "Oh, yes, I forgot that you are from Shanghai." Suddenly, I fell into a emptiness like a vacuum.Uncle Jian and I thought of Xujiahui, the Bund and the tasteless Oriental Pearl Tower, as well as the big cars everywhere, and when we were lucky, we could even see Ferraris.And at this moment, we are actually in Chongqing Hotel. I thought, that's all. Wang Chao said, "What's wrong?" I said, "It's okay." Wang Chao said, "Do you want to go back?" I said: "No reply." Wang Chao suddenly said: "You two, it's better to go to the ground and rest in peace." Uncle Jian and I were terrified when we heard that. Wang Chao was stunned for a long time, and hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, I originally wanted to say that I do as the Romans do, but later I wanted to say that since I came here, I will live in peace. I don't know what happened, but I said it is safe to live in the soil." Uncle Jian said, "You are really cultured." We finished eating leisurely, wiped our mouths looking at the plates and bones on the table, and called the boss to pay the bill.The proprietress said that four bowls of rice are two yuan, and one bowl of noodles is two yuan, a total of four yuan. Wang Chao took out five yuan and said, "You don't need to look for it." After being sent off by the clerk against his will, we walked out.But the headache for us is what to do with this car.I found myself always hopeful about things, and I suggested to Wang Chao to start the fire again to see if there was any possibility of a miracle happening.I think this kind of personality is the most unsuitable for being a doctor. If I were a doctor, I would have to rescue the dead patients countless times, and I would sleep when I was tired.Wang Chao also had hope for the car, got into the car, fiddled with it for a long time, got out of the car disappointed, and said: "There is no way, there is no movement at all." Uncle Jian suddenly discovered that there was an emergency repair shop across the road, and a red Xiali was parked in front of the shop.Wang Chao was very happy, he stepped forward and invited the car repairer out.The man held a wrench in his hand, walked to Wang Chao's car, started it, and said, "Oh, the alternator is broken, and we need to replace it." Wang Chao asked, "Is the generator expensive?" The master said, "It's very expensive." Wang Chao said: "Then I won't fix it first, let my father fix it, anyway, it will be reimbursed." Suddenly, the man picked up the wrench and said, "If you don't repair it today, you have to repair it. I didn't make any business today. I have to repair one anyway." Wang Chao trembled and said, "Brother, don't you think you have business?" The man said: "That is my own car. It has been repaired for several days and is still being repaired." Wang Chao said, "Brother, how much does it cost to repair my car?" The man said, "We'll have to repair it before we look at it. You may have to replace a lot of things while you're repairing." Wang Chao was even more uncertain, and said, "Then I won't practice, I really won't." The man said: "If you don't cultivate, you can't do it. If you don't cultivate, no one can leave." Wang Chao said: "Brother, what you said is not level. Why are there three of us?" That's when I got out of the car and made myself as big as I could.Uncle Jian was also eager to get out. I pushed him into the car and said, "You just need to poke your head out." So Wang Chao, me and Uncle Jian's head appeared in front of the boss together.The sun, the moon, the dark wind were high, there was no one around, and there were ruins of buildings behind him. The man said: "Car repair is like this. If you can afford a car, don't think it's expensive to repair it. And the parts of Shanghai Volkswagen are very expensive. If you don't believe me, you can ask my apprentice." The man said hello, and five apprentices came out. Wang Chao said: "Okay, what you said is right, early repair and early enjoyment, but I don't have much money with me." The man asked, "How much did you bring?" Wang Chao said, "A total of three hundred." The man said to his apprentice: "Look quickly." Five apprentices opened the hood, plunged in and five heads explored inside.Wang Chao's eyes were dull. I think he would be very willing to suddenly break the support of the hood, press the five heads, and then run to the hood and jump on it. The five apprentices inquired for a long time and said, "The battery is dead." The man said, "Change." Wang Chao asked, "How much?" The man said, "Three hundred." After tossing for half an hour, I finally changed the battery.Wang Chao started the car dejectedly, and even turned off the engine once when he started.On the way, Wang Chao kept saying, "If there were three of us, we would do it today." Uncle Jian was very dissatisfied, saying that he had almost recovered. Wang Chao said: "You can't hit, and you can't run far. Forget it, a good man doesn't suffer from immediate losses." I rolled down the window, thinking it was God's will.It seems that food can't be eaten for nothing, and sooner or later it has to be paid back, but it seems that God's efficiency is a little higher this time.After the car drove for several hundred meters, Wang Chao said, "Quickly roll up the windows and turn on the heating. Didn't you see that winter is coming?" I nestled in the seat, the heating slowly blew out, and the window slowly blurred.I wiped the windshield, looked at the scenery outside the isolated window, and thought of the scene when this evil season came every year. For myself, I hate winter in winter, and I seem to miss winter in other seasons, because other seasons can't give me the feeling of suddenly walking into a warm place in winter.Having said that, most of my winters are exposed to cold places, so when it comes to winter, I lose my vitality and can't do everything as I like.I remember that when I was in school, there were a few damp and severe cold days, so cold that hooligans didn't want to go out to do evil. And unfortunately, we have to get up early to go to the leaky classroom.At this time, I was very envious of my deskmate. He was a simple rural person who was recruited to the school because of his expertise in long jump. But because the school at that time was not a boarding school, the school offered him a place on the tenth floor of the factory dormitory next to the wall. rented a dormitory.The deskmate is the one who is being trained by the school. It is difficult for this person to speak fluently, so the teacher basically does not pick him to answer questions in class, and no matter what he will learn, he will always be able to graduate. This makes us Ordinary students are envious.We still can't understand why this person doesn't have to suffer just because he can jump half a meter farther than us. Most of the time, I actually despise my deskmate, because this person has no special skills except long jump, he can't even high jump.During that time, he was very unfashionable and very humorless.At that time, I felt that I must not be such a person.But when it comes to winter, I am very envious of my deskmate, because he lives so close.I need to get up half an hour earlier than him, and ride an unlucky headwind for half a day to get to school.And I often think in my mind, given the distance between him and the school, as long as he stands on the balcony and jumps if he is happy, he can die on the roof of the classroom. My deskmate fell in love with a coquettish girl half a year before he died on the classroom roof.Looking back on this matter today, it is destined not to end well.I have completely forgotten the name of this girl until now, and I seem to avoid thinking about this person, because this person is really beautiful, we all like her, or that is not a kind of beauty, but a kind that does not match the age at that time Fengyun, when other coquettish girls are coy, she has liberated herself and dated many boys.Some of these boys are handsome, some are rich, some are smart, some are active, some are shy, and some are deep. friends, and these men are happy to be a part of it.As for how she allocates time, this is an eternal mystery, but my deskmate really fell in love with this girl after a chance meeting at the toilet door. At that time, I thought my deskmate was very funny. Although he had no money and no looks, he was at least the one who jumped the farthest among all the boys, even though this was as useless in real life as the so-called knowledge we learned. What's the use.But my deskmate didn't know how to express his love at all. At this time, a girl sitting behind me is an expert in love, although this person has never been in a relationship.In this era of knowing people, knowing faces but not knowing hearts, only the girl sitting behind me can guarantee that she is still a virgin, and she will be a virgin for the rest of her life. Probably a nun, because this girl is so ugly.Influenced by love novels, she felt that her first love must be dedicated to a man who is more than 1.8 meters tall, whose appearance is based on Takeshi Kaneshiro, and who must be born in an aristocratic family, the eldest son of a family with more than three generations of wealth.That's not enough, the man must be of mixed blood, and of mixed blood with the British, which has stipulated that his wife must be a British woman, and she cannot be a British village girl, but must be the daughter of a local nobleman.Let's talk about the man, the son of a non-British village girl, he must also have a pilot's license. I guess this will make it easier to take the girl behind me who looks like a mixture of earthlings and aliens. Take a look at her alien grandma's house.Not only that, this man must have graduated from a military academy and has no love history. I often think that if such a man really fell in love with the girl behind me, it would be really a matter of hatred between man and god. Such a female student whose experience with the opposite sex is limited to walking the street with a male dog, but who has read a lot of books and watched countless movies, is called a love expert by us.Of course, this nickname is actually mocking.Unfortunately, my tablemate didn't realize this, and actually asked the girl how to win the favor of the coquettish girl. I remember she said at the time: "You actually fell in love with that pelvic inflammatory disease!" My deskmate was stunned at the time. He asked a question, which also represented my doubts: "What is pelvic inflammatory disease? Why do people have pelvic inflammatory disease?" The girl behind said: "Because there are too many men in that woman, so the abortions are frequent. I can't blame others, how can I persuade so many people to use condoms. There are too many abortions, so I just Suffering from pelvic inflammatory disease, I go to the People’s Hospital every day to receive salt water, and I usually carry anti-inflammatory drugs with me.” The tablemate couldn't say anything, but I asked the owner of the fruit stand if the melon was sweet: "Is it true?" The girl behind said seriously: "Of course it's true. You guys can only be deceived by the surface. These things have long been spread among our female classmates." It seems that spreading is a more terrible thing than abortion. Although I don't know for what purpose, I believed this fact, but I had to pretend to comfort my deskmate.I said: "Don't believe it all, women are jealous. You see that your partner alone occupies so many resources, you must be jealous, and you should be gossiping." The deskmate said: "It's not that I haven't thought about it, no, I have thought about it too. As the saying goes, seeing is believing, hearing is false, and hearing is false. If I don't see it, I can't believe it." " I said, "Brother, do you still want to see with your own eyes if he has pelvic inflammatory disease?" The tablemate's face turned red all at once, and said, "No, I actually don't want to have a date with her. Although I like it, I still have family members. It depends on what they think." I said, "Don't leave your family first, does that girl know you?" The deskmate said, "I don't know." I said, "That's enough." The deskmate said, "This is due to fate." I said, "You have to create something yourself. Come on, let me teach you a method, which will definitely arouse people's favor." The deskmate said: "What way?" I said: "Look, you are very familiar with our physical education teacher. They treat you like a baby and want to train you to be a national athlete. So if you have something to ask the physical education teacher, it will be no problem. You Look at the little girl, it's not easy, she has pelvic inflammatory disease at a young age, she must not be able to jump far, that is to say, she can't pass the long jump, if you help her go through the back door, so that she doesn't take the exam, she will naturally be grateful you." The tablemate suddenly became energetic: "You are right, but my dad said that you can't just go through the back door." I said, "You are not going through the back door. You are helping others. And this is related to your life's happiness. If you don't go through the back door, what else can you do?" The deskmate thought about it for a long time, then nodded firmly and said, "Well, what you said makes sense." I said, "But you have to let that girl know that you helped her, otherwise she will think that the physical education teacher secretly helped her, and what will happen if she is married by the physical education teacher?" The deskmate said: "No, Mr. Guo already has a relationship." I said, "That's useless. Being a woman is not about driving a car. You can't drive two cars at the same time. This can be discussed at the same time." The deskmate became nervous for a moment, and said, "What you said is very reasonable, so how can I let her know that I gave her the back door?" I thought about it for a long time, thinking that this kid is really strange, as if he didn't pay attention to the term "pelvic inflammatory disease" at all. I said, "Just tell that woman directly, and say," I know you have pelvic inflammatory disease and can't jump. I'll help you tell the physical education teacher, and you'll pass.I just want to help my classmates, don't think too much about it.If you want to practice long jump, I can help you, I can jump very long. '" The deskmate meticulously wrote down everything I said.This made me very nervous instead. I don't think this fool will do what I say.As a result, he said after finishing writing: "What you said is too reasonable." I said, "You don't care if someone has pelvic inflammatory disease?" The same table said: "Don't care, people are going to get sick, isn't it just pelvic inflammatory disease!" I said, "You're very open-minded." The deskmate said: "That's right. Although I don't understand what you often say, I am actually very open-minded. I am not afraid of infectious diseases such as hepatitis, let alone pelvic inflammatory disease. By the way , What is the pelvic cavity?" My brain buzzed, and my thinking stopped for about five seconds. It turned out that this guy didn't know the origin of pelvic inflammatory disease.I felt that such a simple person should not be hit. I said: "The pelvic cavity is a part of the human body, also called the oral cavity. Pelvic inflammatory disease means that the oral cavity is inflamed." The deskmate said, "Oh, it's just the gums that are swollen and sore. Go get the tooth filled, and the pelvic inflammatory disease will be cured. You guys are messing around here. Stomatitis is stomatitis, and you still have to say the scientific name." I smiled and said, "That's right, my little girl, she might be greedy, but she ended up with pelvic inflammatory disease." The deskmate asked: "Then if I have sex with her, will I also have pelvic inflammatory disease?" I said: "Don't worry, if you pay attention to hygiene, you won't get pelvic inflammatory disease. Your resistance is so good." The deskmate said: "Oh, what you said is reasonable, the key is resistance. It seems that I can't take her home right away. My father is not in good health. When I see her coming, I will definitely not be able to resist it. It will be contagious." Pelvic inflammatory disease. Once my dad got pelvic inflammatory disease, my younger sister, my older sister, and my mother all got pelvic inflammatory disease." I said seriously: "Yes. You need to let her actively treat her." The deskmate said: "By the way, I have another question to ask you, what is abortion?"