Chapter 5 Part II.2

The sun is huge outside the window, and autumn is reluctant to leave.I stood on the same huge and long balcony, looking at the busy scene outside, and kept recalling the dream just now, so as not to forget it and repeat it to Uncle Jian and Wang Chao. Wang Chao had already woken up, walked to the balcony, patted my shoulder, and said, "What are you doing?" I said, "This house is really nice, with such a long balcony." Wang Chao said: "What's the fun in that? Didn't you see that it's not our family's balcony that is so long, but all the balconies of all the residents in this building are so long?"

I said, "At least the balcony where I live is very long." Wang Chao took a breath and smelled it by himself, and said casually, "I think differently from you. I think my balcony is very big, and I'm happy that other people's homes don't have a balcony." That afternoon, Wang Chao had an exam, and he invited us to visit beautiful girls in his school.The visit is naturally a random visit, but Uncle Jian and I feel that it is not very meaningful to visit.Although Uncle Jian is usually very lively, he is actually very dull. Even asking strangers for directions is a problem. In addition, he is no different from a disabled person at this stage. Unless he meets a girl with a particularly strong maternal love, he can only go to see it in a hurry.What Wang Chao meant was that it didn't matter, as long as he said "Go, girl, I'll take you for a drive", basically you can go for a ride.But Wang Chao also has a deep understanding of reality. He said that because he drives a Santana, theoretically he can only eat and eat when he meets for the first time. If he develops, he can hold hands at most. If it is a Passat or Jager, he can have For deeper development, if it is Mercedes-Benz or BMW, then you can do whatever you want.

Uncle Jian asked, "What do you mean doing whatever you want?" Wang Chao glared at Uncle Jian and said, "Just remove the word 'what' and understand it." Uncle Jian said angrily: "I really don't know whether those girls are dating people or cars." Wang Chao rolled his eyes at him again and said, "Can that be called falling in love?" Uncle Jian sighed again: "Is there no good girl?" Wang Chao said: "If you have money, you don't think so. Besides, it's true that girls want to improve their diet and quality of life. Don't you also want to improve their diet?"

Uncle Jian stopped talking. I looked out the window indifferently, and casually said: "This is very beautiful." Wang Chao stopped the car, turned back to take a look, and said, "Don't think about it." I said, "I haven't thought about it, does Uncle Jian like it?" Uncle Jian looked at it and quickly said, "I like it, I like it." Wang Chao said: "He has already been hired by the largest private coal mine owner here, and you are out of business." Uncle Jian said, "Isn't that the mistress?" Wang Chao said, "It's the mistress, what's the matter?"

Uncle Jian said: "How can there be students in the university who want to be mistresses?" Wang Chao said: "Of course you can't figure it out if you think like this. You can just be someone's mistress and go to college if you are self-motivated." Uncle Jian nodded, and asked again: "Then the family has no worries about food and clothing, so why go to university?" Wang Chao said: "Female college students are expensive, so knowledge is wealth. Female college students sound sexy." I asked, "What about the male college students?" Wang Chao sighed and said, "I have no choice but to eat leftovers."

I said, "This city has a strong market economy. When I was in college, the girls seemed to be simpler than here." Wang Chao said: "There are factories and mines around here, and there are many rich people. Besides, you may not be able to do anything in your place. The girls there are like underground coal mines. In fact, there is a market for them, but there is no market for them." People come to mine." Wang Chao concluded: "Everyone wants to use Lancome." Uncle Jian said, "I don't want to use it." Wang Chao said, "Yes, that's why you are so poor."

Wang Chao parked his car in the bicycle space and went to take the test.Uncle Jian and I originally wanted to sit in the car, but we got out of the car and walked around because we couldn't bear the sad eyes of the students who were about to park their bicycles.Although Uncle Jian walks ugly, he can still move. This industrial university is as dirty as all universities named after industry in the country.All buildings were born without industrial design. All new buildings and old buildings are intertwined, and there are several fountains that never spray water. After heavy wind and rain, their function is only to store water.The trees mixed in the teaching building can hardly be said to be artificially cultivated, but more like wild trees.There is a wild forest next to the playground of the college. When summer comes, it is said that this place will become a place for students to have fun, and the playground will become a veritable "playground" after it gets dark at 7 o'clock in the evening.

Uncle Jian and I walked through this strange college in a daze.It's really a closed place.The girls are all well-dressed and smiling, while the boys are unkempt and frowning.Many male students walk around the market wearing fake products, with huge trademarks printed on their chests, such as REBOOK, PUME, NLKE, ADIDIS, BQSS, etc. I really don’t understand what those people really think.The DJ in the school never stops and plays songs.Fortunately, the DJ didn't seem to be very rock and roll, and Teresa Teng's voice came from the inferior broadcast—— if i didn't meet you where will i be

how is your day Should life be cherished maybe know someone live an ordinary life I don't know if it will There is love as sweet as honey time flies by i only care about you Willing to infect your breath Life geometry can get a confidant It's not a pity to lose the power of life so i beg you don't let me leave you I can't feel any affection except you There is love as sweet as honey There was booing all around, and someone said: "Let the song of the dead be played." This song was a favorite song of our music teacher when I was in school, and he designated it as an exam song privately.As for why this person likes this song, of course no one knows.But this song has given us great help, because we found that the format in front of it is the same as that of ancient poems. If we fill in the ancient poems and sing them repeatedly, the memory effect will naturally be much better than memorizing them bluntly.Therefore, we sang "Rizhao incense burner produces purple smoke" and "Not as good as Wang Lun's gift to me" and so on.The only disadvantage of doing this is that you can't help singing when you recite in class.

I walked a few steps forward and found a phone booth.I suddenly thought of a girl, and suddenly I thought very strongly.I've already thought about what I'm going to say. I said, "Hello." She said, "Who are you looking for?" I said, "I'm looking for you, I want to ask you out, the afternoon after tomorrow, at the Peace Hotel." Then the result is unpredictable. Uncle Jian asked me: "How could you go back, how could you make an appointment in Shanghai the day after tomorrow?" I said: "In case she agrees, she will have to prepare for it for at least two days, and then I can just shirk it."

I calmly picked up the receiver and found that there was no dial tone.I felt something recede in my heart.After concluding that the phone was broken, I was not content to end it like that.I pretended that the phone was connected and said, "Hey, it's me. I'm far away. Can you come and see me by train?" Uncle Jian was stunned. I said, "I'll wait for you here. You can buy tickets for tomorrow." Uncle Jian opened his mouth wide. I said, "Oh, today is fine too. I'll wait for you." After I finished speaking, I hung up the phone. Uncle Jian stammered, "How is this possible?" I shook the phone and the cord dangled under the phone.I said, "Of course it's impossible. Even the phone line is cut off." Uncle Jian took a long breath and said, "Yes, I think so." I threw the phone receiver on the grass next to me and said, "College students are high-quality. This should be outside. Someone has already taken this receiver." Uncle Jian smiled and said, "Tell me, how long are we going to stay here?" I said, "Isn't it a good stay?" Uncle Jian said: "Okay, it's good, but I still haven't figured out the matter. I think about it every night these days, I don't think I have touched the knife. Of course, of course, I didn't say that you did. Maybe neither of us did it." The knife, that kid is pretending to be dead on the ground! I think I have to go back and have a look." I said, "I think it's fine, just stay here." At this time, Uncle Jian and I walked past a girl with a beautiful back.Uncle Jian and I couldn't help but have a look at her face.This is the biggest weakness of a man. In fact, sometimes you can see a beautiful back and be happy. But our plan to see her in the face seems so difficult.The woman walked swiftly, but Uncle Jian's speed was really chilling.Although Uncle Jian has walked very hard, but his performance has not yet recovered, so he can only see his back getting further and further away.Uncle Jian was sweating profusely and said, "Hurry up, stop her." I said, "Uncle Jian, no, we've seen a lot of beautiful girls, so we don't need to be so serious about this." Uncle Jian said: "No, stop it. She walked so fast on purpose, it's too rude." I said, "I'm so embarrassed, such a mess." Uncle Jian said: "What kind of people are we all now? There is nothing to be ashamed of. We can kill people, but we can't rob them." I said, "All right, all right, I'll cut it off." After a few strides, he arrived in front of the woman. The girl stopped and looked me up and down, and I looked her up and down, and we looked each other up and down for a while.She said politely, "Student, what's the matter?" I originally imagined that I should say "Little girl, our boss has something to ask you", but when she called her "classmate", I said tremblingly: "Classmate, my classmate has something to ask you." The girl smiled and said, "Why doesn't your classmate come here in person?" I said, "I'm sorry, he's on his way." The girl said: "Oh, when will it be there? I'm in a hurry to go to class." I said, "I'll be there soon. He's afraid he won't be able to catch up with you. Let me come over and talk to you. Look behind." The girl turned her head and saw Uncle Jian who was tens of meters behind her.The girl asked, "What happened to his leg?" I said: "Oh, I was injured by a student. It will be fine soon. The doctor said that there will be no sequelae. Don't worry, don't worry." The girl said, "Oh." In the process, Uncle Jian got closer to one meter.I was afraid that the girl would feel bored, so I decided to say a few words to her.I asked, "What's your name, classmate?" The girl said, "Oh, let me tell you your name next time I have a chance." I asked: "Oh, classmate, what major do you study?" The girl said, "Is this important?" I said: "It's not important, it's not important, where are you from?" The girl got a little impatient and said, "Is this important too?" I said, "It's not important, it's not important." I took a look at Uncle Jian by the way, and found that he was still limping step by step from five meters away. The spirit in this is really touching.I decided to continue with the boring questions at the risk of being beaten by the girl. I asked: "Student, this school is okay." The girl said, "Oh, it's okay." I asked, "So how long have you been here?" The girl said, "Is this important?" I hurriedly said: "I'm sorry, it's not important or not. What's your favorite food, classmate?" The girl said, "Is this important?" I waved my hand and said, "It's not important, it's not important." Just when the girl was about to lose her temper, Uncle Jian arrived in time. Uncle Jian gasped and said, "Hello classmate, what's your name?" The girl was already hairy, and said, "I'll tell you next time, I'm going to class now." Uncle Jian asked the second question again suicidally: "Oh, classmate, what major do you study?" The girl said, "Is this important?" Uncle Jian's answer was the same as mine, he shook his head and said, "It's not important, it's not important." The girl was completely irritated, and said: "You two are so boring and crazy." After finishing speaking, she ran away. Uncle Jian stretched out his hand helplessly, and called softly, "Hello." I said, "Forget it Uncle Jian, no matter what you say, you won't be able to catch up." Uncle Jian just stood there.A fallen leaf floated down silently.The tree above Uncle Jian's head is bald.On this chilly afternoon, the cold wind mixed with soot blows.Uncle Jian sat down on the ground and said, "I can't walk at all." I said, "Then sit down for a while." Uncle Jian said, "Would it be strange for me to sit like this?" I said: "No, don't worry, this industrial university has also set up an art academy, people will think you are from an art academy, and it won't be strange." At this time, a huge guy with ten old hens tied to his body came over, and Uncle Jian was dumbfounded.The guy said politely to Uncle Jian in a childlike voice: "Hello, classmate, can I trouble you for a moment, I am from the Art Academy, and today we have a performance art performance with the theme of preventing the desertification of the earth. Where you sit is where we're going to perform." Uncle Jian said angrily, "I can't walk anymore." The guy said: "Then what should I do? It's too late to change the location. We are going to broadcast, and the volunteers are also coming. Classmates, please cooperate." Uncle Jian said: "I can't move anymore, I'm disabled, let me perform with you." The guy said: "Okay, okay, our performance is very casual, in fact, every inadvertent movement is art. Come, let me help you design it." The guy looked around Uncle Jian for a long time, and said, "It's great, you are disabled again, and you just represent the sand in the desert." Uncle Jian was confused. The guy continued, "Here, I'll give you two dicks." Uncle Jian said, "Where did you get two dicks?" The guy said, "Look, I have ten." Uncle Jian said, "You obviously have eleven." The guy was a little silly, counted the old hens that were still crowing on his body, and said, "Scare me, it's ten. If it's eleven, the meaning is different." Uncle Jian asked, "What do ten represent?" The guy said, "Ten chickens represent the seven continents." Uncle Jian and I were confused at the same time and asked, "Why?" The guy said: "It's an artistic feeling. Ordinary people think that seven chickens represent the seven continents, but they don't. In fact, ten can represent them, because the numbers you see are not necessarily real numbers." Uncle Jian said: "Oh, then give me two chickens." The man said happily: "Okay, originally I had ten chickens by myself, and I was a little tired, so I just gave you two. You can sit down in a while, two chickens - each in your two hands, which means sad." Uncle Jian said, "Okay, okay." Then came two men and a woman.The woman was wearing a padded jacket, slippers on her feet, and a mask on her face.The other two men each carried two bicycle tires. Uncle Jian asked: "What does this woman represent?" The guy with eight chickens explained: "Women represent life." Uncle Jian asked: "Then why does life wear slippers?" The guy said, "Slippers represent compromise." Uncle Jian said, "Oh, what about the padded jacket?" The guy said, "The quilted jacket represents the global warming effect." Uncle Jian asked, "What about the mask?" The guy was taken aback, and asked the woman, "Who arranged your mask?"