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Chapter 4 Part II.1

a city 韩寒 9250Words 2018-03-13
The matter of renting a house was put on the agenda.Uncle Jian is undoubtedly a burden in the process of constantly renting and looking at houses, so I originally wanted to arrange him in the hotel to wait for the good news.I am not very familiar with this small city, so I had to take Wang Chao with me.Wang Chao is also very happy to go out recently, because he has finally finished learning to drive, got a driver's license, and is always unwilling to give up every opportunity to drive on the road.And people who have just learned to drive also seem to be very helpful. If they can be praised with "I really can't tell you are a novice", it will generate nearly 500 kilometers of power.Because of the old Santana station wagon in Wang Chao's family, Uncle Jian was also able to be picked up by the way, and his wheelchair can also be placed in the back compartment.

We came to a real estate agency, and we were greeted by a beautiful girl who had just graduated.Of course, beauty is relative.For example, you can always think that this waiter or that weaver is very beautiful, but you rarely think that those beautiful stewardesses are very beautiful.It goes to show how much better the world can be if the standards are lowered. The pretty girl said: "Where do you want to rent a house at what price and how big is it?" Wang Chao said: "About three hundred, luxurious decoration, two bedrooms and one living room." The girl said simply, "No."

Wang Chao said, "That's four hundred." The girl flipped through the registration book and said, "There is one." Wang Chao said, "Okay, then that one." During the whole process, Uncle Jian and I have not had time to express our opinions. Uncle Jian said: "Wang Chao, why do you do things so neatly?" Wang Chao said: "You only have a budget of 400 yuan, and you can only rent one. This condition is met." Uncle Jian and I had no choice but to accept it. The girl picked up the phone and notified the landlord.The landlord arrived in no time, which reassured Uncle Jian and me that the location of the house must be not far away.The landlord was very happy to see us driving here, and said that the place really had to be driven there. It was because it was too far away that it was inconvenient to move out. The house was vacant and was rented out.

Drive ten kilometers to the edge of the city.Fortunately, the place is relatively clean, and there are shops around, but it looks a bit bleak, especially when the sun is about to set. The landlord said: "This is a new urban area planned by the government, and it will be prosperous in the future." The house stood sluggishly among the low buildings, looking strange.This is an ordinary private house, and it doesn't look very old, but there is no community around it, as if the developer has limited financial resources and can only develop one, and it is such a place that they can't explain it clearly in the building books.What is surprising is that the door is actually a combination lock, but it has been in disrepair for a long time, and it can be opened by pushing the door in.The landlord instructed: "Don't enter any numbers, or the door will be locked. If it is locked because of this, it will take fifty pushes and pulls to open it."

We went upstairs with the landlord. The decoration of the house was quite careful. In the master bedroom and living room, there was a row of windows that were open.The whole house is very bright, and there are a few small trees and a small river as far as the eye can see. The autumn wind blows and makes the sound of nature. After seeing the house, we went downstairs.Wang Chao said he didn't believe there was such a magical combination lock in the world, so he pressed a few numbers when the door was closed.Just heard a "snap", and the door was locked.Wang Chao shook it twice, but it really couldn't be opened, "tsk tsk" surprised and got into the car.

The landlord said: "The environment is very good, you can go around and have a look at the back." Wang Chao drove around to the back of the house, and I saw the large balcony from the living room to the bedroom, and I felt refreshed.Most of all, I love hearing the sound of the wind blowing through the trees, it makes me feel calm, like lying in some calendars: riding a horse and herding sheep, leaning against the mountains, surrounded by dense forests, and the front of the house There happened to be a pool of lake water.I didn't have such an idea myself. My girlfriend who disappeared without saying hello came to me one day with a wall calendar and said the above words to me.I said at the time: "You idiot, there is no electricity, no running water, no gas, and no telephone lines in a house like this. It will scare you to death at night."

But whenever I hear the wind and the "rustling" sound of the trees, I always think of this scene.While I'm sure I don't like that person at all, I'm sure every woman can always leave something in someone else's heart. Wang Chao drove away.Finally I took one last look at my beloved balcony and noticed the bedroom window was open.It seems to be closed in my memory, and I didn't see it open when I saw it just now.Is there anyone else in the house?My scalp tingles thinking about it.Another gust of wind came out, I thought, it was the wind. While driving past the front door, we also found a middle-aged man shaking the door of the stairs.

In the evening we eat.After the meal, Wang Chao actively drove and took us around every corner of the city. We even knew the locations of some incredible institutions, such as the research institute specializing in the study of an extinct animal, and measured the area of ​​the room for accurate calculation. And the company that speculates that the bed you’re buying must be smaller than your bedroom makes fluorescent strips on bicycle pedals and the factory next door that makes dust jackets for microscopes of a certain size oversees the census process isn’t it? Accurate and I have to do a census again in a government office with nearly 30 people.After shopping, there was really nothing to do, so we had to have another supper.

In the middle of the night, Uncle Jian didn't want to go back to the hotel, and Wang Chao didn't seem to have driven enough. I didn't have any attitude, so we parked the car on a secluded street. I told Wang Chao and Uncle Jian about the strange things I saw when I looked at the house in the afternoon. Uncle Jian was so frightened that he couldn't live in that house.Wang Chao said: "You are talking nonsense. When I went to see it, the window was open. , I also threw a cigarette butt out the window. " I said that when I looked downstairs, it must be all closed. I was afraid of the rain, so I took a closer look, and I didn't realize it was open until the last time.

Uncle Jian is the one who feels the most fear. If something terrible happens, the most frightening thing is that Uncle Jian can't run or fight, and just sit and wait to die.Wang Chao said, "I don't believe in any ghosts." I actually never believed in ghosts and gods.But I have stubbornly believed since I was a child that space is fixed and time is abstract.That is, in a fixed space, different things share different times with us.We can't see each other most of the time.And we cannot share this time with things that are more future than ourselves, as in another time, those things always share this time with things that are past.

And time is actually a static thing.It's just that we misunderstood the meaning of time and let time keep moving forward.The fixation of space and the stillness of time are two completely different statics.It's like I saw something that happened before at a certain time, but in our opinion, it was because that thing left too much strong spiritual power, allowing it to stay in a certain intersection of space and time for a long time inside.And at the same time, when we feel fear when we see something that happened before, that thing is actually happening at the time of those things.Whether it is a war or a murder or a traffic accident, because the spirit of one person or many people is released in an instant, that is to say, they died, but they died not normally, leaving a strong signal. The signals were sometimes unusually strong, but he couldn't do anything about it.That is to say, he can only accomplish certain things by means of his own strength among the infinite number of things in the infinite time in which he appears.It depends on whether the signal is strong enough to control another creature in the same space but at a different time. This explains a lot of horror things very well.It wasn't something that happened at the same time, but appeared in the same space.The operation of time and space is so complicated, you always have to allow a little error in this complicated balance, that is, you see an ongoing thing happening at different times. When I finished expressing my thoughts, Wang Chao and Uncle Jian had already fallen asleep so hard that I don't know what time it was.The only feedback during the narrative process was Wang Chao's "fuck you". I looked out the window, and the city was at rest, but there was a steady stream of police cars driving around.I think maybe today is the long-proclaimed "Anti-Pornography Day", and the police are all out to clean up pornography.Since I came to this city, the first advertisement I saw declared that today is "Anti-Pornography Day". On this day, not only will publicize the prevention and treatment of AIDS and STDs in various communities, but also a large-scale anti-pornography will start at 10 o'clock in the evening.For this crackdown on pornography, the public security department must have made a lot of preparations. Of course, KTV, saunas and prostitutes have also made a lot of preparations. In the flickering police lights, I don't know when I fell asleep.The three of us slept in the car overnight.When he woke up, the urban management had pasted up new newspapers in the window.I got out of the car smelling badly, glanced at the new paper, and was amazed to see the headline "Great Success in Anti-Pornography".I find it very strange, because the newspapers here are very inefficient. Basically, the obituary for the memorial service appears in the newspaper after the dead have been cremated.And every time I go out, I only need to glance at the newspaper of the day, and I can basically understand what the President of the country was doing two days ago. The newspaper said that the spiritual outlook of the city has undergone tremendous changes. Citizens like to go to the city library to read books or visit museums in their spare time.During yesterday's anti-pornography day, the public security system mobilized more than a thousand police forces to conduct a surprise inspection of more than one hundred entertainment venues in the city, and found that there was no pornographic service.In order to commemorate this joyous and encouraging day, the Municipal Party Committee and the Municipal Government decided to designate this time of year as the "Anti-Pornography Day", and through a series of publicity campaigns, strive to ensure that no pornography can be found in every anti-pornography campaign, and present a gift for the birthday of the motherland . This report is very forward-looking, because the city library and museum have not yet been completed.Of course, it can also be understood that the citizens couldn't hold back their anticipation, and they brought their own books to read on the library construction site, or visited some cultural relics dug during the construction process on the museum construction site. But one thing is for sure, since then there has been another unified festival here, that is the "prostitute rest festival"-the prostitutes rest on this day.To understand it in Beijing dialect, that is to say, everyone had a rest that day. It was also a victory for labor law. Wang Chao got out of the car lazily, and it was obvious that his back was sore.Wang Chao said that he didn't want to go to bed so early, and wanted to take advantage of the There was no car on the road and I drove fast. I didn't want to be hypnotized by me for a while, so unfortunately I fell asleep.Wang Chao rubbed his eyes while reading the newspaper. Seeing that yesterday was "Sweeping Pornography Day", he regained his energy and immediately ran to make a public phone call.Three minutes later he came back again.I asked, "Who are you calling so nervous?" Wang Chao said, "Give it to my dad, I'll ask him if he caught it." I said, "Didn't the newspaper say that the results were gratifying and no one was caught?" Wang Chao regretted: "Then you didn't say it earlier. I saw that the results were gratifying and I thought thousands of people had been arrested. Besides, let me think about it. Someone as capable as my father can't be arrested." At the same time, Uncle Jian shouted: "Get me out, get me back, I have to go to the toilet." We headed back with a stench. In the fall of this year, Uncle Jian and I were isolated from the world.He never got in touch with Uncle Jian's girlfriend.Uncle Jian said that by the time he goes back, most of the families will already be married.Being able to have such an idea shows that a man has truly matured, and the fart boys usually think that the girl they like can still wait in the same place infatuatedly after losing contact.When I met again after several years, the only reason why the other party is still single is that I have broken up with him many times, and it happened that I didn't find a suitable one during that time. Time passed slowly, and Uncle Jian slowly accepted this reality.Because this is a reality after all, so what if you don't accept it?But Uncle Jian is still very guilty.This is Uncle Jian's first love. Uncle Jian feels sorry for this relationship that he didn't feel so sad that he committed suicide or pretended to commit suicide.Uncle Jian said that at that time he felt that if he lost this girl, his life would be meaningless.But now I feel that although life is meaningless, it does not seem to be caused by women, and living without meaning does not seem to be a reason for me to end my own life, because everyone is living meaninglessly. Regarding suicide, I used to have a law student who thought so. He felt that the only meaning of suicide is that it is the only activity that can kill people without being sentenced to death by the court.And with Uncle Jian's character, even if he wanted to commit suicide, he probably wouldn't be able to kill himself successfully.And it can be seen from the fact that although his hands and feet are broken together, he insists on doing some ugly exercises on the bed every day to prevent muscle atrophy according to the doctor's orders. It can be seen that he still has a strong desire to survive. But Uncle Jian was still very frustrated, because he felt that his ideas were so easily overthrown.I say this is normal, because since it is called an idea, it must be an idea that has been formed before compared to the present. Since it is an idea in the past, it cannot be taken seriously, just like most poor people. They all think that having a Santana in their life is enough, but if they suddenly become rich, they will definitely not think so again. Uncle Jian thinks that there are always such persistent people in the world who have fixed ideas about everything from birth to death.Too bad he isn't anymore. Our house handover went smoothly.When we moved out, we had a meal with the aunt of the Yangtze River Hotel.The aunt said that she helped us so enthusiastically because she felt that Uncle Jian looked a lot like her son, and he broke his arms and legs within a few days after moving in, which was naturally pitiful.We hope Da Ma's business is booming.The aunt said: "What is Xinglong? I didn't want to make money. If I really wanted to make money, I would have opened the small hotel next to the university. I heard that the customers there have low requirements. It doesn't matter what the size of the room is, or whether there is a TV or not. Just have a bed." At this moment, Wang Chao interjected, "It doesn't matter if you don't have a bed, as long as you have a door." When it was cool, we were finally able to move to the deserted Darong Apartment.And we also know the origin of the name.There used to be a Darong liquefied gas station about one kilometer next to the Darong apartment. This apartment was built to distribute housing to leading employees.As soon as the house was completed, the Darong liquefied gas station exploded, and it exploded beyond repair, so only this building remained.The explosion paralyzed law and order in the city.Because after the explosion, most people in the city came to watch the explosion, and when they went back, they found that many shops and homes had been looted.Everyone is very strange, who is so determined? !How could such a good-looking explosion not be seen, and steal things when you have nothing to do, and you can steal so many things. Our room was not furnished in any way.This is mainly because there are no girls.Girls always like to make something different from what it is.Wang Chao also moved in.We welcome it very much, because Wang Chao said that his family's financial situation is relatively well-off, so he will bear 200 yuan a month.Since he paid the most, we gave him the biggest room, which was the living room.For us, there is no such thing as two bedrooms, one living room and one bathroom. There are only three bedrooms and one toilet.If someone else is willing to shell out fifty dollars, I'd be more than happy to rent the kitchen to him.If this is the case, Uncle Jian and I will be able to sleep in two bedrooms for one hundred and fifty months, while the two of them will sleep in the living room and kitchen for two hundred and fifty. We moved three twenty-one-inch TV sets over here.These three TV sets were bought at the market in the north of the city for 200 yuan each. They were all devil technology and made in China.We said we needed a refrigerator, and we were willing to pay 300 yuan, but the owner refused us because the refrigerator was too big to move out, and the three of us were sure it was stolen goods.But the hardships of life make us buy swag. These three TVs are almost brand new, and the remote control and instruction manual were stolen.The three of us are about to move out, The boss said free shipping is available.We are full of joy and leave the address.Soon the TV set was delivered to our house.On the way back, we had drawn lots to decide who would watch which TV. After the TV was installed, we washed up early and started to live a life with TV.I found that emotions can drive each other, because Wang Chao also watched with joy.I said: "You crazy, don't you watch TV every day at home?" Wang Chao said with a smile: "It's different, it's different, the ones I bought look different." Hour TV.Before going to bed, Uncle Jian, who can walk a little, went to the kitchen and poured three glasses of beer, brought them out and said, "Come on, cheers." Wang Chao stroked the TV and said, "Thinking about it now, the science is so advanced and amazing. It is really not easy to transmit TV programs to the TV through an antenna and electricity." After all, I drank it all in one gulp. Uncle Jian poured another cup and said, "Come on, it's time to start a business and live and work in peace and contentment." We raised our wine glasses and echoed emotionally: "Live and work in peace and contentment." Before the words were finished, there was a loud noise, and our door of 300 yuan was kicked away.More than 30 policemen rushed in and made us look stupid.In panic, I heard the intercom calling "all three are here, all three are here".The three of us were stunned, surrounded by the police, and they kept pouring into the house. The latecomer accused, "Why is it crowded? Didn't you see that the room is already full?" When it quieted down, the surrounding area was already densely packed with police officers.The captain commanded: "The prisoner has been controlled. The first team, go to room 1; the second team, go to room 2; the third team, go to room 3." In an instant, fifteen more people came in from the door, five people in a team, and went to each room separately. After a while, the action code came from the intercom: "Report to the captain, the evil tiger has been captured." Uncle Jian and I lowered our heads in despair.Wang Chao asked Uncle Jian with a puzzled expression.Uncle Jian shook his head.The policeman next to him yelled, "Don't speak!" We were cut back and looked around silently.It seems that this time it is doomed, and the guy we stabbed must be dead, otherwise there would not be so many policemen.I sighed in my heart, there are so many, I can no longer see the surrounding walls, and it was very difficult to turn around when we were escorted out.We were arrested and went downstairs, and found that there were many policemen standing beside the corridor. When we got down, we found two command cars, two police cars, a 110 police car, a plainclothes car, and three vans of armed police.I think it seems that the Ministry of Public Security has been alarmed. When I got into the police car, I found that there were three police officers under our window, which seemed to prevent us from jumping off the building.I think it's all over now, and it must have alarmed the State Council. On the way to the Public Security Bureau, we found that two anti-riot police cars were added to the team.I'm done thinking, it must have alarmed the country's leaders. In the chaos and ignorance, we arrived at the Public Security Bureau.After registration, the three of us were interrogated separately. The police officer in front of me looked serious, majestic and tall, and exuded the power of justice. It seemed that he was sent by the central government, because the local police would not be so imposing.Moreover, the person who took the notes looked like the chief of the bureau here.A loud voice came: "Confess yourself." I subconsciously said: "I don't know, what's wrong?" Hong Zhong said: "You should be very clear about what you have committed." I thought, I will resist one last time, and then I will recruit. I said, "Master, I really don't know." Twenty seconds of silence. The other side said: "Then tell me, how did you get your TV?" My head just got bigger. I said, "I bought it." The police officer asked, "Where did you buy it?" I said, "In the North City Market." The officer asked, "Which booth?" I said, "I forgot." "Think about it," said the officer. I thought about it and said, "It's the third one on the left hand side after entering the door." The police officer made a few pointers on the note-taking notebook. The officer said, "Do you know you're buying stolen goods?" I said, "I don't know." The police officer said, "How could you not know, how much did you pay for it?" I said, "Two hundred." The officer said, "How big is the TV?" I said, "Twenty-one inches." The officer said, "What brand?" I said, "Sony, Hitachi, and Toshiba." The police officer said, "I'll give you six hundred, and you go and buy me three." I said, "Okay, you can buy it there." The police officer said: "What are you doing? We have already controlled the place, and everyone has been arrested. Although it is not a big crime for you to buy stolen goods, you are also guilty. If people all over the world are determined not to buy stolen goods, then those who steal and rob People can't sell their stolen goods, if they can't sell their stolen goods, they won't steal or rob, the whole society will be stable, and the lives of ordinary people will be more secure." I said, "The officer said yes. But I really didn't know it was stolen goods." The police officer said: "This price, as long as anyone with social experience knows it is stolen goods." I said, "We're all college students, no money, fresh out of school." The police officer pondered for a moment, then muttered: "Oh, college students, just graduated, it's normal to have no brains." I said, "Officer, we'll refund it." The police officer raised his voice and said, "You think the public security department is a store, and if you return it, you don't know enough. If you buy a TV set for two hundred yuan, you are buying stolen goods." I said, "Officer, we really don't know. If the store sells us full price, we don't know. We really just want to buy the TV." The police officer said: "You are a robber logic. The characteristic of selling stolen goods is to sell them at a low price. According to our observation, they are all sold at a price 50% lower than the world price, in order to get rid of the criminal evidence as soon as possible and get cash. The society Often a lot of people who are greedy for small things will buy them, knowing that they will still buy the stolen goods. Although it is not a big crime for you to buy stolen goods, you are still guilty. If people all over the world are determined not to buy stolen goods, then those who steal and rob will have no choice Sell ​​the stolen goods, if they can’t sell the stolen goods, they will not steal or rob, the whole society will be stable, and the lives of ordinary people will be more secure.” I said, "What should I do then?" "Detention or fine," the officer said. I said, "What about the TV?" The police officer said, "You still want to watch TV, confiscate it." I asked, "Confiscate all three?" The police officer said: "Your attitude is not correct, be careful that you will be detained and fined again." I said, "Yes, it should be given to the owner, it should be given to the owner." The police officer said, "You don't need to tell me, our police will deal with it." I asked, "Is that a detention or a fine?" The police officer said, "That depends on how you choose." I asked: "What is the difference between these two, can you introduce them to me?" The police officer said, "Detention is criminal detention, about fifteen days." I muttered, "Oh, fifteen days. What about the fine?" The police officer said: "According to regulations, this requires a fine of 5,000 yuan." I was taken aback: "Five thousand, I can buy two 34-inch TV sets." The police officer said, "Yes, but recently, because of the celebration of the National Day, we are holding some activities here, and we can have discounts." I asked, "What discounts are there?" The police officer said: "You can get a 20% discount and return a cash coupon of 1,000 yuan. If you come in next time, you can still use it, but this coupon cannot be converted into cash." I asked: "Then the preferential margin of your activity is not very large. As a consumer, I may choose to detain." The police officer became anxious and said: "Detention is also possible. But the detention is not free. During the detention period, you have to pay a lot of fees, such as board and lodging fees, management fees, and education fees." I said, "How much is that?" The police officer said: "According to your performance, you are estimated to be detained for 15 days, and the board and lodging expenses are calculated at 200 per day, which is 3,000, then the management fee is 200, and the education fee is 1,000, which is about 4,200 in total. " I was surprised and said, "It's so expensive, why is it more expensive than a fine!" The police officer said: "There is no way, this is how we stipulate here." I said, "Is there any discount for detention?" The police officer said, "I'm going to make a phone call and ask the leader." The police officer made a phone call, hung up after a few words, and said to me: "There are not many discounts for this event, because after all, you have to eat and live for 15 days. These are all costs. According to the front desk price, I can give you 20% off, we don’t have to charge management fees, but education fees can’t be cheap.” I asked, "Why can't education be cheap?" The police officer said impatiently: "Nonsense, have you ever seen a tuition discount?" I said, "No, then your education fees are too expensive." The police officer said: "Nonsense, have you seen any cheap tuition? Don't think it's expensive. If you get sick there, seeing a doctor is much more expensive than tuition." I said, "It's not that expensive, and doesn't it mean that there is such a thing as compulsory education?" The police officer said: "Oh, that is the nine-year compulsory education, which does not belong to the scope of the nine-year compulsory education. And you think that the compulsory education is for you free of charge, no, you must receive education, of course, you must also receive education. You have to pay. The reason why our education is expensive is because our education is peer-to-peer, and the instructors are of a high level, all of them are professor-level, and there are even foreign teachers.” I said, "I'm thinking I'd better choose to pay a fine. I can ask my friend to borrow it. He has several thousand." The police officer said, "Then what if you fined your friend?" I said, "Does everyone have to be fined, not all of them?" "Of course," said the officer. I said, "Then we can't raise that much money." The police officer said: "If we can't make up, we can only detain him." I said, "You have to pay for the detention, can you be detained without money?" The police officer said: "If you don't have money, you can't detain them. You are taking advantage of the law and increasing the government's burden." I said, "What if I don't have money?" "This situation can only lead to exile," the police officer said. I said, "Is that just letting them go where they are?" The police officer said: "Of course not. It's not cheap for you if you leave them where they are. You are taking advantage of the law. We will send you back to your original places." I said, "Whose ticket is it?" The police officer said, "You have to dig coal before sending them away. After digging coal for a month, you can earn fare money." I said, "No way, the ticket to Shanghai is only a hundred yuan. Do you need to mine coal for a month?" The police officer said, "You think that digging coal is very profitable. It is the coal mine owner who earns money. It is not bad that you can earn money by digging for a month." I said, "Then I will pay for the fare myself, can you send me away?" The officer said firmly, "No." I asked, "Why, isn't this a contradiction?" The police officer said: "The regulations say that it is not allowed. In the process of labor, it is actually a baptism for you, and it is a sublimation of thought. Seeing the vast number of ordinary people working for the prosperity of the country, you are a member of the society. Dross, the destabilizing factor, your mind will be educated." When I heard about education, I was taken aback and asked, "Is there any education fee?" The police officer said: "The education fee has been withheld. You actually have 500 a month, but after paying the three gold, insurance and education fees, it happens to be the fare." I said, "Officer, I only work for one month, why do I have to pay my pension?" The police officer said, "There's no way, it's the system, that's how it's stipulated. The pension doesn't have to be just for you. It might be that you paid for other pensions. There's nothing you can do about it." I said, "Then I'll fine you, and you don't want to deport me." The police officer said: "That's right, that's right. Our deportation policy is to dig coal and deport immediately. Most deportees have to come back again, which is a waste of time and money." I asked: "Then why do those who were sentenced to directly dig coal and be sent back immediately come back?" The police officer said: "Nonsense, you don't want your luggage? You have to come back to pack your luggage. You see, this has caused instability to the society, burdened the transportation department, wasted traffic efficiency, and led to a loss of transport capacity." Decline." I nodded repeatedly and said, "I can't go back to Shanghai, I seem to have killed someone there, and I will be arrested when I go back." The police officer said: "That's right. So, a fine is the best way. You see, you have a case and are on the run. Our public security organs are doing their best to hunt you down. Therefore, if you are sent back, you will definitely be arrested." Arrest. Your choice is the only correct and quick solution to the problem." I said, "Then can you let me go to the bank to withdraw money, is there an ATM machine?" The police officer said: "It's okay, we can swipe the card here." Then he took out the POSE machine from the drawer and said, "What bank's card is yours?" I said, "Bank of China." The police officer said: "No problem, come on, give me the card." I hand the card up. The police officer asked me to enter the password after swiping. I entered my password. The police officer said: "The consumption is 4,000 yuan, but I paid 4,040 yuan, because credit card consumption requires a 1% handling fee, but the public security department is not a store, it is a non-profit, so the handling fee is up to you Consumers come out by themselves. Look, sign if there is no problem." I'm done signing. The police officer looked at it, smiled, and suddenly changed his face and said, "You are a wanted criminal. The law gives me the power to kill you on the spot, and I must execute it." He took out his gun as he spoke. I shouted, "Are you the fucking police station or the underworld?" A gunshot woke me up.I was sweating profusely and looked around, only to find that Wang Chao and Uncle Jian were still asleep.Uncle Jian even held the TV and smiled.Wang Chao was holding the wine bottle, but also smiling.What on earth made these two grandchildren so happy, I wondered.
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