Chapter 20 LESSON 21: The Runaway Groom

From the heights of this city, or from the eyes of God, there are six billion people on this earth.They are migrating and busy like ants every day.Fight for the same interests, curse loudly for the same entertainment.This can easily create an illusion: humans are social animals, and we need the company of other people.But in fact, everyone knows in their hearts, deep down, how lonely we are.We have no one but ourselves.A person is born alone and dies alone.Lying alone on the bed, thinking about these messy questions... For a few days every month, Gu Xiaobai was in a low mood and didn't want to do anything, so he just lay in bed thinking about these messy things.So on this day, when Luo Shuquan opened the door and came in, he was not surprised at all when he found that Gu Xiaobai had returned to his old ways.

"I think you just lack women." Luo Shuquan sighed, and sat next to Gu Xiaobai's bed to comfort him, "You are like this every time, when you fall in love, you get all the momentum and everything you do is full of enthusiasm; once you are single for more than a certain period of time , began to suffer from psychotic episodes on a regular basis.” "The problem is that I don't want to fall in love." Gu Xiaobai was very distressed, "I will break up after talking, and I will return to my original virtue after breaking up. I think I will die alone one day sooner or later—why did you come to me?"

"I'm here to ask if you're free tomorrow to help me move." "move place?" Hearing this sentence, Gu Xiaobai was more nervous than the house being on fire, and quickly sat up from the bed. "Where are you going to move? Why didn't you tell me?" "No, don't be nervous," Luo Shuquan comforted repeatedly, "It's not that I want to move, it's AMY who wants to move. I'll help her move, and you will go with me tomorrow morning." "Where are you going?" "Move to my house." Looking at Gu Xiaobai's blank eyes, Luo Shuquan said shyly, "We plan to live together..."

It turned out that after AMY and Luo Shuquan got back together, one day the two of them had nothing to do, and each took a computer to surf the Internet.Luo Shuquan watched AMY keep pressing on the keyboard, searching for something, and then his expression became more and more dignified and nervous.Luo Shuquan was also very mean, and couldn't help leaning over to ask her what happened. It turned out that AMY's rented house was about to expire, and she needed to move to a new place... "You also know," Luo Shuquan said with wide-eyed eyes, "houses are so expensive now, a little bit in the city center can cost anywhere from four to five thousand yuan, and basically you can only live in the suburbs for less than three thousand yuan..."

In the tea restaurant downstairs, Gu Xiaobai recruited Zuo Yongbang as a reinforcement. Luo Shuquan didn't expect that he and his girlfriend would have to apply for approval to live together.In the matter of getting back together, he couldn't hold back in the end, suffered a big loss, and lost the initiative.So when AMY said that he was looking for a house, he actually had some self-defeating thoughts, so he said that he could simply live in my house and forget it. AMY has already agreed, but it seems like a person who falls into the water and is about to drown. He hopes to hear the people on the shore reassuring him that there is a dragon palace under the sea. Luo Shuquan also hopes to get the support of Gu Xiaobai and Zuo Yongbang.

Who knows... "Then why doesn't she continue to rent? What are you moving?" Gu Xiaobai objected irritably. "The landlord said that his son is going to get married soon, and this house is used as a new house for his son and daughter-in-law. After a long time, she has been repaying the mortgage for other young couples in the past two or three years. The landlord said that it is okay not to move. , he still has a house elsewhere, but the rent here needs to be increased by two thousand yuan." Luo Shuquan used what AMY said at the time to explain, and imitated AMY's tone after speaking, "I don't know why I give him an extra 2,000 yuan every month."

At that time, AMY looked at the computer in the same way, frantically scrolling the page and clicking the mouse.Luo Shuquan watched in horror, conflicted and hesitant in his heart, and finally murmured out a sentence... "How about..." Luo Shuquan struggled to say - at the same time, he felt that another self was pulling him, "You move to my place and forget it." "What?" AMY turned her head and stared at Luo Shuquan. "Don't waste so much money." Luo Shuquan didn't dare to look at AMY, and looked at the wall eagerly. "Anyway, it's empty for me to live here alone..."

"Conspiracy! It must be a conspiracy!" Gu Xiaobai slapped the table vigorously, startling the waiter in the tea restaurant. While taking pictures, Gu Xiaobai turned his head and asked Zuo Yongbang: "You said it was a conspiracy?" "It's a conspiracy..." Zuo Yongbang was so sleepy, he nodded while drinking coffee. "Although houses are rising fast now, they are all off-plan houses and second-hand houses." Gu Xiaobai said bitterly, "That is to say, buying a house will increase the price, but renting a house will basically not go up. Does she think we are all stupid?"

"what does it mean?" "Why haven't you reacted yet?!" Looking at Luo Shuquan like a son who couldn't live up to expectations, "She wants to live with you, but she doesn't want to say anything, so she made up such a big reason and let you bring it up yourself." "No way," Luo Shuquan squinted at him, "She's not so sinister, is she?" "Sometimes I really doubt how you grew up to be thirty years old. Well, let me ask you, did she seem particularly hesitant next, saying that this is not good?" "Yes." Luo Shuquan was shocked.

"Are you saying there's something good about it? Anyway, we're together again..." "I……" "Did she say next..." Gu Xiaobai ignored him, and immediately turned into AMY, looking at Luo Shuquan delicately, "Then you...you won't bully me..." "You... how do you know?!" Looking at Luo Shuquan, Gu Xiaobai lay on the table and couldn't get up, so Luo Shuquan could only look at Zuo Yongbang in panic. "Don't worry about what he said," Zuo Yongbang raised his head gracefully, "First of all, this matter has been settled, right?"

"Yes, I'll help her move tomorrow morning." "Then..." Zuo Yongbang stood up and stretched out his hands towards Luo Shuquan, "I won't say anything, I wish you good luck." After leaving the restaurant, Gu Xiaobai and Luo Shuquan walked home.Along the way, Gu Xiaobai pouted and did not speak, while Luo Shuquan walked silently, the two of them looked like a young couple who were angry.Passing a corner, Gu Xiaobai walked forward resentfully, Luo Shuquan grabbed him, "Go this way!" "Humph!" "I just don't understand," Luo Shuquan stomped his feet, "Why are you so angry?" Gu Xiaobai don't turn his head and ignore him. "What do you have to say?" "Don't talk!" "Speak." "Do you know what she means by retiring the rent?" Gu Xiaobai finally stopped and turned to look at Luo Shuquan bitterly, "It means that she has no place to go in the future and will live with you forever. There will always be such a woman in the family." "so what?" "There will always be a woman in your house, you still have the nerve to ask me why?" "What are you talking about?" Luo Shuquan couldn't understand, "There is a woman in my house, that's my girlfriend. You want to come to my house to play, just play, what's wrong?" "Hmph! I'm not here to play with you!" "Well then, I'll come to you, I'll leave my XBOX at your house, and I'll come to your house to play." "What about PS3?" Gu Xiaobai asked quickly. "To you too!" "There are still hundreds of game disks." "Here you give you!" Gu Xiaobai ignored him, and walked forward bitterly, Luo Shuquan also walked with him, and the two walked for a while. "Are you still thinking about what else you can extort from my house?" Luo Shuquan asked suddenly. "Well, you guessed it," Gu Xiaobai said bluntly, "Give me your Wii too." "When did I buy a Wii?" "No matter, you buy one and give it to me!" "I really don't know what I owed you in my previous life!" "Then I'll give you my PSP..." Luo Shuquan glanced at him silently, the two continued to walk forward, and after walking for a while, Luo Shuquan suddenly said, "Do you still remember what Zuo Yongbang said to me just now?" Before leaving the restaurant, Zuo Yongbang stood up, grabbed Luo Shuquan suddenly, and said, "Don't worry about what he said, AMY is a girl, and it's normal for girls to be narrow-minded. The most important thing is that she wants to live with you. She is embarrassed to say, the problem is what you think. If you think the same way, you don't care what he says." Zuo Yongbang looked at Gu Xiaobai, "You don't care if she is playing tricks or not!" "Xiaobai." Luo Shuquan called Gu Xiaobai to stop... Looking at Gu Xiaobai's unhappy eyes... "I'm actually very tired. I want someone to walk with me in a down-to-earth way. I want to have a home. Can you give it to me?" "No." Gu Xiaobai said bluntly. "so……" Looking at the sad and melancholy Luo Shuquan, Gu Xiaobai happened to be next to a car model shop, pointing to the truck model in the window. "Then I want this!" "Depend on!" Back home, Gu Xiaobai sat alone in the living room, happily playing with the extorted toy car.Turning around suddenly, seeing the empty house, I felt sad all of a sudden.What Luo Shuquan said to him just now echoed in his ears, these words did not seem like what Luo Shuquan would say.That's what makes it all the more creepy. Even an otaku like Luo Shuquan said that he was tired and needed a home, how could this make Gu Xiaobai feel so embarrassed?The toy car in front of him is just like himself, it looks like it is full of vigor, moving around all day long, but this small space can only accommodate himself, and the container behind can only accommodate his messy past.He was running around with this pile of rags every day, and he didn't know when a car accident happened, and there was no one who needed to be notified. Thinking about this, Gu Xiaobai began to feel sorry for himself, as if he was in the pouring rain... Gu Xiaobai suddenly jumped up from his seat, rushed out the door, ran down the stairs, rushed to the door of Luo Shu's family downstairs, and knocked hard on the door. After a long time, Luo Shuquan opened the door, looking sleepy and staring at Gu Xiaobai with eyes closed. "I suddenly figured it out! I decided to support you!" Gu Xiaobai said excitedly. Luo Shuquan was so sleepy that he wanted to die, "What?" "I support you living with AMY!" "What a mess," Luo Shuquan looked at him in surprise, "Didn't this be agreed during the day?" "No, I was bought by you during the day, and now I support you sincerely!" Gu Xiaobai hugged Luo Shuquan, hugging him excitedly. How long has it been like this... "I'm so touching, why don't you reply..." Gu Xiaobai complained softly, turned his head to see that Luo Shuquan had fallen asleep on his shoulder.He didn't care about life or death, dragged Luo Shuquan into the house, and dragged him on the sofa to talk about life. Luo Shuquan had to make coffee to chat with him. "Why did you go to bed so early?" Gu Xiaobai looked at his watch, it was only before eleven o'clock. "Nonsense, I'm going to AMY's house at seven o'clock tomorrow morning, and I was too nervous to sleep just now," Luo Shuquan said, "So I took two sleeping pills, and you came to knock on the door as soon as it worked, are you planning to play me to death? what?" "No, no, I was thinking about it alone just now, and I was very emotional, so I had to come over and share it with you." Luo Shuquan sighed, looked at the coffee in front of him, and reluctantly picked it up to drink. The coffee is so bitter, the person opposite is so annoying... "Do you know what I was thinking upstairs just now?" "what?" Facing the extremely excited Gu Xiaobai, Luo Shuquan remained expressionless like a paralyzed face. "I'm counting the girlfriends I've dated, from the first to the last, and it's hard to know if it's a girlfriend because of the different standards, so it took a lot of work." "so what?" "The problem is not how many, but I found out that I have never lived with anyone!!!" Gu Xiaobai stared at him blankly. "I have never enjoyed the feeling of two people holding hands together warmly, buying vegetables at the market, and going to buy breakfast together in the morning. Why? Why is this?" "Yes, why?" "I suddenly felt..." Gu Xiaobai said quietly, "I'm going to die alone in my life. Although it's easy for women to like me, it's also easy for them to leave me. To them, I'm like a landscape they visited. ...Well, I ran over to take a photo and keep it as a souvenir. It says so-and-so, and I will visit here for a few months and days, and then I can pass away. I can remember it decades later, um... I There were such absurd years when I was young... and then it was over. No one would care about what I was like at that time, whether I was still alive, whether I was too old to lift my hands, and changed I need someone to help me with my dentures. They don't care about me, they will only choose to marry someone like you in the end...Why is this?" Gu Xiaobai was complaining all by himself, covering his face with his hands and weeping sadly. He thought that Luo Shuquan would comfort him, so he turned to look at Luo Shuquan... Luo Shuquan fell asleep again. "Hey!!!" Luo Shuquan woke up suddenly, "Ah? Ah?" "I stay up all night just to help you move tomorrow, and you treat me like this?" "Oh, sorry, sorry, where did you go?" Gu Xiaobai held Luo Shuquan's hand tightly, "I said before, as long as you can be happy, as long as you can feel at home... even if you live together for me...even if I die alone, even if I die alone , I will never forget that you lived in my heart...Luo Shuquan, please live out my happiness too!" Early the next morning, the taxi was driving in the city, and Luo Shuquan and Gu Xiaobai were sitting side by side in the back of the car.Gu Xiaobai didn't sleep all night, he lay on Luo Shuquan's shoulder and fell asleep, Luo Shuquan nervously looked at the scenery outside.The taxi entered AMY's community, Luo Shuquan looked up nervously, the taxi stopped, Luo Shuquan patted Gu Xiaobai's face vigorously. "Hey! Hey! It's here!" "I spent half a year's savings for you... I traveled across the ocean to see you..." Gu Xiaobai talked in his sleep, shed tears, and sang songs, and was dragged out of the car by Luo Shuquan, and went upstairs to AMY's house.In the corridor, Luo Shuquan was excited because of nervousness, Gu Xiaobai was excited all night, but now he looks like a hibernating bear.Luo Shuquan pulled him, not understanding why he was pulled here. "I told you earlier," Luo Shuquan complained, "I told you to go to bed earlier, it's better now, I'll have to move you back later..." "It's okay, I'll wake up right away." Luo Shuquan sighed, shook his head, brought Gu Xiaobai to the door of AMY's house, and rang the doorbell.After a while, the door opened, and AMY stood at the door, smiling at Luo Shuquan, Luo Shuquan smiled awkwardly, and Gu Xiaobai beside him was still closing his eyes. "Coming?" "Hey, yes..." Luo Shuquan smiled, "Have you packed your things?" "Well, I cleaned up all night yesterday." Suddenly caught a glimpse of the vegetable Gu Xiaobai, "What's the matter with him?" "He didn't sleep much last night..." Gu Xiaobai closed his eyes and was still asleep, humming a little song, "For this reunion, I even practiced the breathing when we met..." As if singing their thoughts, Luo Shuquan and AMY smiled at each other, and the atmosphere became more... subtly awkward. Finally, AMY smiled, "Come in." Get out of the way, AMY walks in, so... Luo Shuquan was able to see the scene in AMY's room. The house has been cleaned up, and dozens of cardboard boxes are piled up in the room, layered on top of each other. For a moment, Luo Shuquan was so frightened that he wished he could go blind, and pulled Gu Xiaobai hard. "Hey! Hey! Wake up!" "what?" "Hurry up and make up a reason, let's go back!" Glancing blankly at the room, Gu Xiaobai closed his eyes indifferently.Luo Shuquan was so desperate that he even gave up the will to survive, so he had to lead Gu Xiaobai into the room and sit on the sofa. AMY came over with three cups of coffee and sat beside Luo Shuquan. "Have some coffee, I put the coffee machine in the box, let's drink the instant one first." "Okay, you still have a coffee machine, it's so advanced..." Luo Shuquan was coping with it, with cold sweat on his forehead. "I was fooled into buying it a few years ago," AMY nodded. "Later, I found out that it was almost the same as the instant one. I haven't used it much, and I am reluctant to throw it away. But I am optimistic. The space next to the microwave oven in your kitchen can be put of……" "That's that, that's all, have you done your research?" Luo Shuquan smiled shyly, took a sip of coffee... The atmosphere... was awkward again. "Words have never been able to express a ten-millionth of my emotions. For your promise, I couldn't hold back crying when I was most desperate..." Gu Xiaobai is awake, right?Did he fucking do it on purpose?Luo Shuquan thought maliciously, and finally covered his face in despair.After a while, he put it down again and took a deep breath. "When will the moving company come?" "Seven thirty, it's almost here..." "Have the landlord's procedures been completed?" "Well," AMY nodded, "The account has been settled, the water and electricity have been paid in full, and the deposit has been returned to me." There is no way out... "In a strange city, in a familiar corner, we have comforted each other, embraced and sighed, no matter what kind of ending we will face..." Gu Xiaobai who was beside him sang again, and he sang the word "end", as if he didn't sing it all at once. With a serious and professional attitude in his dream, Gu Xiaobai took a deep breath... "No matter what kind of ending we will face..." "Wow woof!" As if he had heard a call, a sled dog barked and jumped out from the back room. Almost in the next second, Luo Shuquan screamed and jumped up, rushing out the door.Gu Xiaobai didn't realize it, he was still lying on the sofa and sang, "In the wind and sand all over the sky, watching you go away, I am so sad that I can't help myself..." AMY picked up the dog, looked at the door in surprise, and then at Gu Xiaobai who was singing a dream song. "I... I... Is he afraid of dogs?" "I beg you, grandpa, let KIMMY be fostered at your house..." That afternoon, after Luo Shuquan moved all of AMY's belongings into his room, he ran to Gu Xiaobai's house, knelt on the ground and begged. "How come I never knew you were afraid of dogs?" Gu Xiaobai looked at Luo Shuquan curiously. "Nonsense, I was bitten by a dog when I was a child." "How young were you?" "When I was two years old." "Then you still remember?" "There are still four years old, six and a half years old, and the first grade of junior high school." "Are you dog food?" "I don't know either," Luo Shuquan said innocently, "Anyway, from the time I was sensible when I was a child, dogs would bite me whenever they saw me. Other than staying with dogs..." "..." "Anyway, the current situation is," Luo Shuquan said frankly, "AMY has moved in, and everything has been put away in my house—it is this dog, she is unwilling to give it away even if she dies. She said that she would rather die herself than give it away. I want to see KIMMY every day. I also said that this dog healed the pain in her heart after breaking up with me. I have said this, what else can I say?" "Forget it after eating." Gu Xiaobai shrugged. Looking at Luo Shu's expressionless face, Gu Xiaobai looked at him without any psychological burden. "When will I want it?" Luo Shuquan suddenly knelt down again, grabbed Gu Xiaobai's trouser leg and pleaded, "My life's happiness depends on a dog. So please, Grandpa Gu Xiaobai..." She came out of Gu Xiaobai's house contentedly, and when she got home, AMY had already packed all her things.The room does not seem to be crowded, but has a "sense of fullness". How did AMY manage to keep so many things in their proper place, yet seem to be natural?How many strategic blueprints did she deploy?Luo Shuquan thought suddenly. "Xiaobai agreed?" AMY asked him. "Ok……" "Great, I can go up to see KIMMY when I want to see it in the future, and it's not too far away from me. The most important thing is, you can still be by my side." AMY walked over, bowing his head a little embarrassed. "You know? I suddenly felt very happy. When I was cleaning up at home alone last night, the more I cleaned up, the more scared I became. I thought, what will happen when I live with you? You won't bully me, will you? Although it's not that I haven't lived in your house before. But this time is different, I have no way out. If you want to bully me, I really have nowhere to go, so I think about giving up..." Luo Shuquan suddenly looked at her with tears in his eyes. "Then why didn't you give up?" "The house is all gone," AMY stared blankly at him, "You, don't you want to regret it now?" "Of course not," Luo Shuquan raised his hand and swore, "I just want to hear your determination." "Is it determined?" AMY smiled, "Okay, let me tell you, do you know what I did when you went to Gu Xiaobai's house to entrust KIMMY just now?" Luo Shuquan... suddenly had an ominous premonition. "You... what did you do?" AMY looked at him with a smile, "I threw away all the last woman's things left in your room." "Uh...how could it be?" Luo Shuquan asked stutteringly, "I cleaned everything up yesterday..." How did the situation suddenly change from the kindness of taking in a woman... to a feeling of guilt? How did it all come together so naturally? ! "How can you clean it up?" AMY said with a smile, "There are some places that only women will pay attention to, such as the kitchen, such as the cabinets in the bathroom..." Luo Shuquan was covered in cold sweat and almost knelt down and kowtowed. I just don't want you to waste your money... "But I did it to calm you down." Seeing that Luo Shuquan was almost intimidated, AMY laughed again, "After throwing out the trash, I went to the vegetable market and bought some vegetables. What do you want to eat tonight? ?” "Can you still cook?" "Of course..." Looking at the stunned Luo Shuquan, AMY smiled smugly again, "It's just that I didn't need to let you know before." Luo Shuquan watched with tears in his eyes when AMY was cooking, at Gu Xiaobai's house, Gu Xiaobai was sitting on the ground, and KIMMY was lying in front of him.One person and one dog stared at each other with big eyes and small eyes, and there was a dog food bowl next to them.Gu Xiaobai picked up a piece of dog food and handed it to KIMMY. "Here, let's eat." "Wow!" said KIMMY. "My name is Gu Xiaobai. From today onwards, you will live with me. Now you eat, and I will give it to you." Gu Xiaobai insisted on stretching out his hand. "Wow!" "Hi, KIMMY, My name is Guxiaobai, how about you?" "Wow!" "Private はGu Xiaobai desu, はじめまして, よろしくお望いします..." "Wow!" Gu Xiaobai greeted him again in French. "Wow!" "Whoever you love, if you don't eat, I will eat you later." Gu Xiaobai stood up expressionlessly, walked into the bedroom, and held his head in pain for a while in the bedroom.I don't know why, when good friends live together, I will have an extra dog.He never thought of such a weird thing, but the room was full of bribes paid by Luo Shuquan, and this was related to his best friend's happiness, so it was impossible for him to give him a home.After much deliberation, I can only endure silently.He walked out of the house, and the dog was still there, looking at him with an innocent expression.He is sitting in front of the computer, about to start working. Turn around... KIMMY was still watching him, motionless. "Look again, and I'll eat you!" After staring at each other for a while, Gu Xiaobai began to threaten. "Wow!" "Hey! Are you not afraid of death? Have faith!" Gu Xiaobai rushed to the kitchen, took soy sauce, sesame oil, salt, various seasonings, knives and forks, and put them in front of the dog, in exchange for the other party... More determined eyes. "Okay," Gu Xiaobai surrendered, "What can you do to stop looking at me?" "Wow!" "Your grandma's." Gu Xiaobai walked to a cabinet and opened the door, "Come here, I'll show you something interesting." The dog raised its head, looked at Gu Xiaobai, then looked at the cabinet, raised its feet and walked in.Gu Xiaobai saw that it had been tricked, and immediately rushed to the kitchen to find a meaty bone, squatted in front of the cabinet and dangled. "Bones, bones, eat bones..." He is so free... Hear the sound of... dogs scratching inside. "Ha ha ha ha." Gu Xiaobai was so happy that he laughed aloud. After a while, he suddenly found that there was no sound inside, and it became an endless silence.Gu Xiaobai lay on the door of the cabinet and listened for a long time before carefully opening the door. "Wow woof!" KIMMY chased him out, chasing and biting Gu Xiaobai. Gu Xiaobai was once again... forced into the bedroom. "Hey?" Half an hour later, Gu Xiaobai called Zuo Yongbang. "Hey?" "Hello! Hello!" Gu Xiaobai said happily into the phone, "This is Shenzhen Faye Group! Congratulations, you won the second prize in this mobile phone number lottery..." There hung up mercilessly. "Hello!" Gu Xiaobai dialed again unrelentingly, "You haven't heard me finished, the gift you got is a purebred Siberian husky. In the spirit of giving back to customers, this event does not require You pay anything and you get a pack of dog food for free." The phone... was ruthlessly hung up again. An hour later, Zuo Yongbang opened the door sleepily, and Gu Xiaobai leaned against the door frame, looking at him charmingly. "What are you doing, sticking at my door in the middle of the night?" Gu Xiaobai raised his head and looked out of the corridor window, then suddenly turned his head and looked at him charmingly, "Do you think the moonlight tonight is particularly beautiful..." "Ah?" Zuo Yongbang couldn't help but took two steps to look. "The moonlight is so charming... Brother, why don't you watch the moon with me? Look, I have prepared mooncakes..." Zuo Yongbang hadn't figured out the situation yet, Gu Xiaobai was fussing, and at the same time moved KIMMY into Zuo Yongbang's house vigorously with his feet underneath. "Moon? Where is the month?" Zuo Yongbang followed Gu Xiaobai to look out of the aisle, only to hear Miqi screaming in the back room. Turning back, looking down, KIMMTY looked up at them. Zuo Yongbang looked at Gu Xiaobai expressionlessly. "Miqi?" Gu Xiaobai asked expressionlessly. "Well, your dog?" "Ok." "Did I treat you well before?" An hour later, Gu Xiaobai ran to Aqian's house with the dog in his arms.As soon as Aqian opened the door, Gu Xiaobai asked straight to the point. "Not good." Ah Qian also answered straight to the point. "..." "Then do you think I'll treat you well in the future?" Gu Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, then said again. "want." "Then help me take care of this dog." Ah Qian looked at the dog up and down for a while, "Okay, one thousand yuan a day." Gu Xiaobai stared at Ah Qian for a long time, took out his wallet, and counted a thousand dollars to her. Ah Qian took it, turned around, and slammed the door shut. Gu Xiaobai froze there holding the dog. Ah Qian's voice came from inside the door, "You should treat me now." When Gu Xiaobai was looking around in misery, Luo Shuquan was lying on the bed in the bedroom.Surrounded by candles and essential oils, AMY was pinching Luo Shuquan's neck, Luo Shuquan closed his eyes and moaned comfortably. "Hmm... um... I didn't expect you to do this." "There are so many things you didn't expect." AMY smiled triumphantly, "I'll give you a little surprise every day." "Then why did you let me know about two little surprises today?" "Because today's opening has a big reward." "..." "You have been sitting in front of the computer for a long time, and you have problems with your cervical spine and spine. Come on, let me help you straighten and turn over..." AMY rolled over Luo Shuquan's body and sat on him. "Comfortable?" "Very comfortable." "Get ready." AMY took Luo Shuquan's hands with both hands, put his knees on his back, and lifted him up vigorously. With a scream that shook the world, Luo Shuquan suddenly found himself more transparent and lighter than before. How much does AMY know? Turning her head, AMY looked at him charmingly. At this time, the door was knocked frantically, Luo Shuquan and AMY glanced at each other, Luo Shuquan walked to the door and opened it. "Back to you!" Gu Xiaobai sent the dog up without saying a word. Luo Shuquan quickly closed the door and looked around. "What are you doing?" "What are you doing? I won't keep it anymore, so I'll give it back to you." Gu Xiaobai handed the dog under his nose. "Stay away from me!" Luo Shuquan jumped eight feet away, trembling with fright, "Otherwise I'll scream!" "Didn't you call just now?" "Huh? Did you hear that?" "..." "Then you know why I'm screaming? AMY is giving me a massage." "Massage or torture?" "Massage," Luo Shuquan replied with a kind of misery that has never had a good life, "It's very comfortable, not only the massage, but also cooking for me in the evening, and she said she would give me a little surprise every day! I beg you Now, if you return the dog, AMY will not live with me, and I will go back to the way I was before." Gu Xiaobai still looked at him expressionlessly. "Didn't you say that everything would be sacrificed for my happiness?" "Do you really believe it?" Looking at that resolute expression, Luo Shuquan finally let out a long sigh. "Okay, I'll tell her, but no matter what, you have to let me have your last night. Please, it's the last night..." Early the next morning, Gu Xiaobai led KIMMY happily for a walk, thinking that his hellish life was coming to an end, he couldn't help humming a ditty excitedly.Suddenly, two beautiful girls walked up to them, who seemed to be college students who were just going to school.Seeing Gu Xiaobai's dog, the two girls rushed over, so excited that they almost peed their pants, rushed over and groped - Gu Xiaobai's dog. "Hey! So cute!" The other was also groping wildly, while raising his head to look at Gu Xiaobai affectionately. "Your dog?" "Huh?" Gu Xiaobai came to his senses and nodded, "Yes." "What's its name?" "Gu Xiaobai." "Huh? Dogs have surnames! So special! How about you?" Just as Gu Xiaobai realized that he was wrong, another female student was already hugging the puppy and rubbing it against her face, "Xiaobai... Gu Xiaobai... Come, give me a kiss!" "Hey, hey, hey..." Gu Xiaobai looked up at the sky, with an idiot-like happy smile on his face, not knowing how things turned here. At this time, Luo Shuquan didn't know that Gu Xiaobai was already in the fairyland. After waking up, he looked depressed. He only thought that AMY would leave with KIMMY today.My happy cohabitation life only lasted for one day, like a vegetative person who only woke up for a day and then fell into a coma. This is more sad than a long sleep.Luo Shuquan was sitting in front of the dining table, while AMY was tidying up the bedding and folding the sheets and mattresses neatly.Luo Shuquan watched sadly, wanted to speak but couldn't say anything. "Uh……" "Huh?" AMY turned to look at him. "I, I have something to tell you..." "What's the matter?" Just as he was about to speak, the washing machine made the sound of finishing work, and AMY ran over with a whoop.After a while, he came back with a pile of washed clothes, all of which were dirty clothes accumulated by Luo Shuquan for a month.While drying in front of the clothes rack, she turned her head and asked, "You were halfway through what you said just now, what's the matter?" "It's about Xiaobai..." Every word is so hard... "What's the matter, Xiaobai?" Just as I was about to say something, the coffee machine started beeping again, and AMY ran over excitedly... After a while, he came over from afar with coffee, ham and eggs and put them on the dining table. "Come, master, please have breakfast..." It turned out to be... a maid-like smile. This has never been seen in the history of Luo Shuquan and AMY's relationship... "I beg you, Grandpa, I'll give you whatever you want, don't give it back to me..." After sending AMY away, Luo Shuquan knocked on Gu Xiaobai's door in despair.After Gu Xiaobai opened the door, Luo Shuquan didn't care what happened and began to cry bitterly. "Uh... what are you talking about?" Gu Xiaobai looked at him blankly. "Don't give me back the dog, if you give me back the dog, I can't be with the dog either," Luo Shuquan shouted, "I'll have nothing!" "Who said you were going to give the dog back?" "what?" Luo Shuquan was startled, and Gu Xiaobai moved away, so he... was able to see the scene in Gu Xiaobai's room. A group of female college students, all beauties, are in Gu Xiaobai's room.Some were playing with Gu Xiaobai's computer, some were playing with his toys, some were lying on the sofa reading novels, and the rest were enjoying themselves with KIMMY. Luo Shuquan's eyeballs almost fell out. "This...is this me dreaming?" "This is the happiness that people who are afraid of dogs don't deserve..." Gu Xiaobai looked at him pityingly, and said leisurely. "what happened?" "It's nothing," Gu Xiaobai said frankly, "I took it out for a walk, and every three or five steps, two chicks ran over and said, wow, it's so cute! One said it was so cute! I said yes, do you want to come to my house to play, and now it looks like this." Luo Shuquan... shed crazy tears. "Well," Gu Xiaobai nodded, "You can also take AMY out for a walk, maybe it will have the same effect." "how is this possible!" "Well, you know it's impossible!" "..." "No matter how much you pay now," Gu Xiaobai looked at him seriously, "Even if you want my life, I will not return the dog to you." In the days that followed, Luo Shuquan lived with AMY, and Gu Xiaobai lived with the dog.Every day when Luo Shuquan wakes up, there is an extra sleeping figure next to him. The sleeping figure doesn't have any make-up on, and it looks a little different; but there are many more people coming and going in and out of Gu Xiaobai's house.Luo Shuquan was puzzled that the same cohabitation, why the world becomes smaller when cohabiting with a woman, but the world grows geometrically when cohabiting with a dog? If this continues, Gu Xiaobai's family can hold a beauty pageant.But AMY is very good to herself, there is no doubt about it, she began to become "one of my own".Of course, one's own people should be kind to one's own people.But at the same time, "our own people" also began to have the power to control their own houses.On this day, Luo Shuquan came home from get out of class and saw AMY directing a group of decoration workers amidst the dust. "What—what is this for?" Luo Shuquan asked stutteringly. "Aren't there two walls that are empty?" AMY turned around and pointed at the room, "I thought it was a waste, so I asked someone to put two shelves on it. Look, this shelf, that shelf, this space can be all right Have you used it?" "..." "You don't need to pile up your scattered books and discs in a mess. You can put them on them, and..." Ignoring Luo Shuquan's stiff smile, AMY took his hand and walked into the room Go, as if leading a tourist, "Look, this small room is always empty, and things are piled up in a mess. I thought about it, and put a wall of shelves on it, and my shoes can be placed on it." “你……有多少鞋子啊？” “我店里的鞋子都是我的啊。” "..." “还有，那面墙啊，看着特别堵，把阳光都挡了，我问过了，不是承重墙，咱们是不是能拆了？” 呆呆地看了AMY一会儿，罗书全掩面泪奔。他先是跑到顾小白家，顾小白一听是罗书全，死活不肯开门，还要放狗出来咬他。罗书全只能跑到左永邦家求助，把这段时间两人的天差地别的遭遇说了一遍，说着说着泪洒满襟。 “谁让你不把握机会，”左永邦叹气，“那天顾小白还想把狗塞到我们家来呢，现在都到这份上了，顾小白怎么可能把狗还给你呢？开玩笑嘛，他那人，你又不是不知道。” “是啊，”罗书全擦擦眼泪，“我也料不到他和那狗居然组成了金牌搭档，现在倒好，他牵着狗满大街带妞回家，我家那位把我屋子都要拆了，这能比吗？这待遇，这命运，这人生，这能比么？我怎么那么惨啊？” “不是我说你，”左永邦终于深深吸了口气，“你家那位拆屋子和狗真没关系，你要和女人同居之前，你得先定好规矩啊！” “嗯，定规矩？” “我跟你说，你要和一个女人同居，尤其是她住到你家去，寄人篱下，这什么概念？你得先定好规矩！” “什……什么规矩啊？” “废话，”左永邦匪夷所思地看着他，“屋子是你的啊，你爱定什么规矩就什么规矩。比如你不能动我什么东西，我什么放在那儿不许乱搬。你要打扫卫生，可以，欢迎，但不许搬家具，更何况是拆墙了啊！” “我本来是想，”罗书全吃吃道，“两个人，又喜欢对方，又想老待在一块儿，那结婚后不也是这样吗，就当演习了啊。” “结婚是女人的归宿，”左永邦张大嘴，“男人从头到尾要的都是自由。你倒好，提前把坟墓搬过来住。你看我和顾小白，就算有女朋友，女朋友也都有家，也不随便同居。你知道为什么？” "why?" “因为同居……”终于，左永邦看着他，一字字道，“就代表着你们之间再也没有距离，距离产生的是什么？美啊!没有距离没有美。结婚那是没办法，大家都要结，但结婚之前恋爱是什么？是充分享受这美的时间。她每次出来见你漂漂亮亮，你每次和她说话客客气气，大家装得都跟杂志里的人似的，为什么？一旦结了婚，这都是拿出来回忆的珍贵记忆，让你想想就不舍得离婚的筹码。你现在等于第一把就把筹码就全部推出去了，你还玩什么啊，大哥？” "..." “我就告诉你了，”左永邦举起手，“你就记住两句话：一，距离产生美，无限接近但永不到达零距离；二，同居，就两结局，一就是加速结婚，二就是加速分手，你要哪个？” “我同居前，你们俩都死了啊？！”罗书全看着他，愣愣地看了半天，终于声嘶力竭地喊起来。 回到家，在大楼下的小区门口，他又遇到了顾小白。顾小白牵着狗，罗书全面色灰暗，已经没力气和他搭话了。 “哟！是你啊！”顾小白反而主动挑衅，“从左永邦家回来啦？” “是啊。你呢？” “我出去打猎啊。” "Oh." "And you?" “我回新装修的坟墓里待一会儿。” “喔，别寻死啊？反正都待那儿了。” "Ok……" “KIMMY！GOGOGO！” 眼见顾小白牵着狗意气风发地要走了，罗书全突然叫住他，顾小白转过头，面前是一张……凄惨而落寞的脸孔。 “小白……”凄婉的眼神。 “兄台请讲……” “请把我那份幸福也活出来吧！” “好哒！” 顾小白蹦蹦跳跳地走了，去打猎了。罗书全悲伤地回到家里，尘土飞扬中，AMY突然把他拽到一边。 “马桶坏了。”AMY小声说。 "what?" “马桶冲不了水了啊！” 看了一眼AMY，罗书全颤颤巍巍地走进洗手间。这个时候，他脑子是空白的…… 因为……他终于看见了女朋友的…… 这是他同居之前无论如何没有想到过会面对的东西…… 如此昭然若揭地显示在他面前。 这……才是同居的本质吧。