Chapter 19 LESSON 20: Confession game

This morning, Gu Xiaobai stayed up all night again, trembling down the stairs, and went to have breakfast at Yonghe Soymilk opposite.The restaurant is full of energetic and energetic—at least it seems so—white-collar workers, who are going to work after replenishing their energy, unlike Gu Xiaobai, who are ready to go to sleep after replenishing their energy. Gu Xiaobai suddenly felt ashamed... He covered his face and ordered, trying not to make eye contact with anyone.A person who always works late at night, does not touch the crowd, and occasionally shows up in a place where the sun is dazzling, will have a feeling that he will soon be wiped out.

This is probably the sense of shame that cannot be tolerated in the world! Gu Xiaobai thought about it in shame, while planning to buy breakfast and flee back to the building, hiding under the covers to eat.At this moment, he suddenly saw a scene. A scene he never thought he would see even in his dreams. This scene immediately made him feel... that he was not the most despised person. Because there are at least two people who are more shameful than him. These two people are Luo Shuquan and AMY. AMY and Luo Shuquan had obviously been eating there for a while, even almost finished eating, and they didn't see Gu Xiaobai the whole time - because he was covering his face.The two chatted and laughed happily in the distance, then AMY looked at his watch, stood up and walked to the door with Luo Shuquan.

"Bye bye..." AMY waved his hand, left a smile, and pushed the door to go out. Luo Shuquan also waved, with a silly smile on his face, and then he also planned to open the door and go out. But he didn't make it... Because the collar was grabbed by someone... Turning around, there was a man covering his face with his hands, Luo Shuquan just wanted to scream. "Excuse me, am I dreaming?" The man covering his face took his hands off and said to him. Luo Shuquan was arrested, so he had no choice but to find a seat for breakfast with Gu Xiaobai, because Gu Xiaobai "suddenly didn't feel ashamed".The two sat down in the corner, Gu Xiaobai looked him up and down with unimaginable eyes while eating, Luo Shuquan was hot all over.

"What... what am I doing?" Luo Shuquan finally said harshly. "What did you do, do you still have the nerve to ask me?" Gu Xiaobai imitated AMY's tone, and said sweetly, "Bye bye..." Then he had a split personality and immediately turned into Luo Shuquan, "Bye bye...you still have the nerve to ask me?" "We are friends now!" Luo Shuquan said, "Ah... no, it's brother and sister. I recognized her as my younger sister. What's wrong with me saying goodbye to my younger sister?" "Well, it's nothing to say goodbye to my sister," Gu Xiaobai looked at his phone, "It's 8:30 in the morning, almost 9:00, normal people are either at work in the company, or on the way to work, how could AMY be here?" Here? Huh? Didn't she specifically ask you to have breakfast downstairs at your house? What were you doing before this?"

Luo Shuquan... suddenly became speechless... "Huh? Talk, talk, talk!" Gu Xiaobai asked persistently, "Can't you tell?" He became proud again, "Don't think I'm dizzy, I've replenished my physical strength now." "Just say it, what's the big deal." Luo Shuquan said, "AMY asked me to have dinner with me last night. After dinner, we went shopping together for a while. Passing by the cinema, she said she wanted to go to the cinema. The cinema happened to be There is an all-night movie midnight show, four movies in a row, and only charge for two movies. She said she wanted to watch it, so I watched it with her. I saw that she and I had something to eat here just now. Then she went to work, I'll go to sleep and go to class in the afternoon, what's the matter?"

"Well...it's nothing, my ex-girlfriend and now I'm calling my sister...go to an all-night movie, it's nothing..." Gu Xiaobai seemed to be a fortune teller who analyzed Luo Shuquan's horoscope, shaking his head and said, "It's as long as you are comfortable, it's not me younger sister." Luo Shuquan became angry from embarrassment, and just wanted to have an attack, but after thinking about it, it seemed that he didn't have the capital to attack. After a while, he also sighed faintly, "I admit, there is something unclear between me and AMY, and I can't explain clearly, whether it's shopping or watching movies. Actually shopping It’s okay to watch movies, but the most important thing is to eat.”

"Eat? What's the matter with the meal?" Gu Xiaobai pretended to be surprised. "Hey, no matter what, shopping and watching movies are side by side, no matter sitting or standing; eating is face to face, several times yesterday, we stared at each other for two or three seconds... just like this..." Luo Shuquan grabbed Gu Xiaobai and looked at him affectionately. Gu Xiaobai suddenly wanted to vomit, and quickly covered his mouth. "Then everyone looked away as if nothing had happened," Luo Shuquan looked away as if nothing had happened, "You don't know..." Luo Shuquan groaned, "These two or three How long is a second..."

"Of course I know," Gu Xiaobai said, "If you look at me for a second longer, I'll jump off the building and die." "But the problem is, she is my sister, and she asked me to play with her, and it is impossible for me not to go, so what should I do..." Luo Shuquan suddenly looked very sad. "This is ambiguity, let me tell you!" Gu Xiaobai slapped the table, as if a patriotic young man about to revolt, "Ambiguous! It is the most important part of the relationship between men and women! Men are hesitant, women are vacillating. Their Sometimes the relationship seems infinitely far away, and sometimes infinitely close. When it is far away, it feels so close, and when it is close, it feels so far away...Ah! What a beautiful feeling!"

Gu Xiaobai recited poems on the school stage like a student wearing a red scarf, making Luo Shuquan also fascinated leisurely. Gu Xiaobai's face suddenly changed, "But do you know what is the most perverted thing? The most perverted thing is that you and AMY have been in a relationship before! You have already been in love and broke up! You have already been in love! This is the most perverted thing. The most perverted!" Luo Shuquan looked at him silently, wiping the saliva off his face expressionlessly. "I'm sorry, I lost my composure..." Gu Xiaobai said. "The crux of the problem is not here," Luo Shuquan said. "The crux is that no matter what relationship I have with her now, whether it's a brother or a sister, or a friend, or whether she is the elder sister and I am the younger brother. If we go on like this, we will be at loggerheads. I want I dare not find a new girlfriend, as if I feel sorry for her."

"Come on, how can you find a new girlfriend?" "I'm talking about power! Power!" Luo Shuquan shouted frantically. "Oh... wouldn't that be the same for her?" "She doesn't know how, and she even showed me photos of men who are going to be blinded by others," Luo Shuquan said angrily, "It's like a deck of cards in her hand, and she asked me which one is better." "Oh?" Hearing this, Gu Xiaobai finally became interested and smiled knowingly, "Interesting..." "Huh? What do you hear?" "I said you have already been recruited and don't know..."

Gu Xiaobai finally... smiled evilly... They went back to Gu Xiaobai's house together when the phone rang.Gu Xiaobai walked over to answer the phone, said a few words, and then hung up. "Zuo Yongbang came to us for dinner later, he and Mi Qi got back together..." After Gu Xiaobai finished speaking, Luo Shu looked at Gu Xiaobai expressionlessly for a while, then suddenly turned and rushed out the door. "What are you going to do?" Gu Xiaobai stopped him. "I don't care, I'm going to find AMY to get back together." "Finish this meal!" Gu Xiaobai firmly resisted the door, "No matter what, listen to me, finish this meal!" An hour later, Zuo Yongbang came to find Gu Xiaobai and Luo Shuquan, and shared with them the fruits of the victory of the revolutionary struggle.Luo Shuquan couldn't help it, and with the help of Gu Xiaobai, he gave a general idea of ​​the matter. "I don't want to deceive myself anymore." Luo Shuquan said, "I still have feelings for her, and I believe she also has feelings for me." "You don't remember what AMY said about you when you broke up?" Gu Xiaobai said bitterly, "You were said to be superficial, naive, vulgar, boring, and completely a Xianglin wife... not only to Mo Xiaobai Min said, and told me." "Well, you told me too." Zuo Yongbang hadn't spoken before, and couldn't help but nodded when he heard this. Gu Xiaobai and Luo Shuquan opened their mouths wide at the same time. "Leave a message." Zuo Yongbang said. "Look," Gu Xiaobai spread his hands, "For such a woman who said bad things about you after breaking up, you still want to get back together? Doesn't this just prove that you are superficial and naive?" "I don't care, I believe she was really sad at the time. In all fairness, I did go too far when we broke up..." After tossing and tossing a girl's expectation of sincere feelings like kneading dough, Luo Shu is a man all over, often waking up in nightmares.After the Yang Jingjing incident, he kept reassuring himself that he had suffered retribution and could rest in peace, but his conscience could not deceive others, let alone himself.The harm a person suffers from others cannot justify him harming others. Luo Shuquan's self-hypnosis was not successful. "So, I don't think about the past anymore." Luo Shuquan said, "I think that since God gave me another chance to meet her again, I will say three words to this girl, I love you .If you must add a time limit to this love, I hope it is..." "Look at your size!" Gu Xiaobai shouted loudly, "I told you, there are only two possibilities for you to recklessly ask for a reunion now. Do you want to hear it?" "Think!" Luo Shuquan said flatly. Gu Xiaobai took out a cigarette, crossed his legs, "Light the cigarette..." Luo Shuquan graciously handed over the lighter, Gu Xiaobai took a long puff and extinguished it on the spot. Looking at Luo Shuquan's blank eyes, Gu Xiaobai spread his hands, "Well... I don't want to smoke, I just want to look awesome..." After reading Luo Shuquan, he almost lost his mind. Gu Xiaobai finally paused, took a deep breath, and began to explain. "Okay, I'm telling you now, there are only two possibilities for you to run up to AMY and say, 'I love you, let's start over'. One, she opens her innocent eyes and says, 'Oh ba !What are you talking about? Ooooh?! You're mine oohoh! We're incest ooh ooh!'” Gu Xiaobai imitated the tragic heroine in the Korean drama, twisting his neck as hard as he could, trying to cry, Luo Shuquan hugged his head tightly in despair. "Basically, things like 'Oh Ba Canglanghai' can only happen in South Korea, and it is impossible in China." Gu Xiaobai said frankly, "Then you come back full of shame, buy a rope to hang yourself Die. Zuo Yongbang and I will throw a glass of wine to commemorate you every new year and festival. This is the first possibility." "..." "Do you agree?" Gu Xiaobai asked Zuo Yongbang directly without looking at Luo Shuquan. "Totally agree." Zuo Yongbang nodded deeply. "What about the second type?" Luo Shuquan asked eagerly. "The second one is even more exciting. You run up to her and say 'I love you, let's get back together' and she opens her eyes and says 'Are you sure?' You say 'Yes, there is no more That's a surer thing, let's just get old,' she said, 'OK'." "Isn't that good?" Luo Shuquan asked blankly. "Well, this is the beginning of your hell." Gu Xiaobai said happily. "..." "Do you know that there is one of the most important principles in the relationship between men and women, that is - 'whoever speaks first dies first'?" Finally when he got to the point, Gu Xiaobai was trembling with excitement, "Everyone understands this point, It's just that no one said it. It's an active and passive game. It doesn't matter whether it's a man or a woman who just met, or like you are now, it's the same. Those who take the initiative to confess first appear to be active, but in fact occupy the most important position. Passive position. Because what he is facing is the ruling of the other party, YES or NO, and the initiative is all in the hands of others. If she wants to agree, she agrees, and if she does not agree, she does not agree. If she says it will take a few days to think about it, you have to wait obediently Let others think about it for a few days. You wait at home until your internal organs are burning, and you run to her and ask her in pain, she can say to you with a look that is a hundred times more painful than yours, 'You don't know how contradictory I am, I How panicked I was, how afraid I was of the man's promise, please let me think about it for a few more days', and then sent you back. Then you continued to wait at home, waiting to become a mummy. She will never You can say to others with regret, 'Hey, Luo Shuquan is really an impatient person, he can't even wait for such a few days, months and years, how can I believe that he will love me forever...'" Gu Xiaobai looked at Luo Shuquan sympathetically, Luo Shuquan looked like he had just watched a horror movie. "Do you want to continue listening?" Luo Shuquan suddenly discovered that horror movies have sequels, which are even scarier than horror movies themselves.He stared blankly at Gu Xiaobai for a while, closed his eyes hard, took a few deep breaths, "Let me take it easy..." Seeing this poor child trembling as if he had been shocked by an electric shock, Gu Xiaobai and Zuo Yongbang looked at each other, sighed deeply, and agreed to give him a second to relax. "Okay, let's imagine an ideal situation first. As I said, it is the most ideal situation." A minute later, Luo Shuquan shook his body like a dog, and said, "There is no ideal situation, but I can listen to you first. Well, it's just...well... I ran over to AMY and said, 'I still Love you, let's start over' and she said 'OK'. So what's going on?" "I said, this is the beginning of your hell." "How is this the beginning of my hell again?" "Because you proposed it on your own initiative." Gu Xiaobai looked at the stupid kid in disbelief, "In this way, after you get back together, if there is any problem between you, no matter what quarrel or argument, she can treat you Said, 'Who asked to get back with me at the beginning! I didn't ask you to get back together with me. It was you who were you or you. When you came to ask to be nice to me, you should know what kind of person I am. That's the kind of person I am!' So no matter what happens in the future, you have no room for bargaining, and you must allow her unconditionally. Because this is what you proposed to get back together with her." Luo Shuquan...finally...completely stupid... "This..." Two minutes later, Luo Shuquan looked at them in horror, "You all know this?" "Nonsense!" the two said in unison. "Do you really think getting back together is so easy?" Zuo Yongbang looked at Luo Shuquan like an ancient creature, "You don't even look at how Mi Qi and I got back together, fighting wits and courage, big brother..." "In order to reunite with his ex-girlfriend, he can quit his job. This is what a strong man cuts off his wrists. Do you have the courage to pull your ex-girlfriend down from the horse?" After finishing speaking, Gu Xiaobai poured himself a glass of wine, raised the glass to Zuo Yongbang, "Thank you, brother." "It's not easy for everyone, Xiaobai..." Zuo Yongbang can't wait to vote with Gu Xiaobai. The two of them completely put Luo Shu aside. "Then...according to what you said, there is nothing I can do?" After a while, Luo Shu asked anxiously. "There's a way...it's not impossible..." "Then tell me!" "Then let's invite Mr. Zuo to speak, everyone applaud!" Gu Xiaobai applauded, Luo Shuquan looked at Gu Xiaobai and applauded too. "Huh? Why? What do you want me to say?" Zuo Yongbang looked at Gu Xiaobai inexplicably. "Oh, stop pretending, hurry up and teach him." Gu Xiaobai said, "Our brothers are already in dire straits." "This... let me think about it..." Zuo Yongbang looked at Luo Shuquan's earnest eyes, slowly closed his eyes, and entered into a state of meditation. Ten minutes later, just as Luo Shuquan was about to ask if he was dead, Zuo Yongbang suddenly opened his eyes, his eyes were full of light, which shocked Luo Shuquan. "That's right, Shuquan, you have to memorize what I'm going to tell you next. These are all summed up in my long-term struggle. I guess Xiaobai already knew it, but I never told you. Pass." With the straw in his mouth, Gu Xiaobai innocently looked elsewhere. "Let me ask you," Zuo Yongbang said directly to Luo Shuquan, regardless of Gu Xiaobai, "What are the three words you've heard the most since you were a child and started getting in touch with girls? 'Chasing girls', yes No? This will develop a fixed thinking pattern in your mind, girls are chasing. I will tell you today, it is not at all, there is no such thing as "chasing girls", even if you do. my own." Luo Shuquan opened his eyes wide, staring blankly at Zuo Yongbang. "First of all, let's establish a premise. What is a woman? A person, not a prey..." Zuo Yongbang paused and said, "A mistake most men make is to treat women as prey. Send flowers, gifts Ah, get off work, candlelight dinner, and then continue with a new round of tight defense. In this way, the girl may be with you, but not because she really likes you? Not necessarily, she is just moved It's just that she was moved by these gifts and methods. If it was done by another person, she would still be moved, and it has nothing to do with this person. So even if you catch up and are with you, she doesn't necessarily like you very much. .” "You..." Luo Shuquan began to faint, "Can you make it...uh...simple and clear?" "Okay, let me ask you, what is the essence of the relationship between men and women?" "I don't know." Luo Shuquan said bluntly. "That's—psychological warfare." Zuo Yongbang smirked, "In other words, if you move her, it's far worse than making her heart move. Because the heart is spontaneous, and the emotion is passive." "..." "If you want to make her heart move, you should not spend effort on her, but on yourself. What you have to do is to attract her instead of chasing her!" Luo Shuquan stared blankly at Zuo Yongbang... Totally broken... On the way home, Gu Xiaobai and Luo Shuquan walked up the stairs together, while Luo Shuquan was floating with a blank expression. "Are you okay?" Gu Xiaobai asked with concern. "I don't know..." Luo Shuquan said dumbly, "The outlook on life has been completely subverted. I said, you all know this, but you never told me?" "Yes..." Gu Xiaobai said with his eyes wide open. "Why didn't you tell me?" Luo Shuquan was extremely sad and angry, "Just watched me suffer in hell!" "That's not true. I thought it was fun to see you like this. Now the situation is a bit dangerous. If you continue like this, you will be completely finished. I can't tell you anymore!" Luo Shuquan's mind still echoed Zuo Yongbang's lesson just now, every sentence was deafening, every word seemed to come from the sky... Unfortunately he... "I understand logically." Luo Shuquan said to Zuo Yongbang, "but actually I don't understand." "Just tell him." Looking at Zuo Yongbang's desperate expression, Gu Xiaobai said. "What?" Zuo Yongbang asked innocently. "You old men's way of picking up girls." Gu Xiaobai said. "Who's an old man?!" "All right, you're not old, you're very young. I mean you...the way you pick up girls. Damn, don't be reserved." Gu Xiaobai stretched out his index finger and pointed directly at Luo Shuquan, "With his understanding, If you don't say it clearly, you will die!" "What... What is the old man's way of picking up girls?" Luo Shuquan also asked blankly. Zuo Yongbang looked at the clouds in the distance... Yunjuanyunshu, changing shapes and postures in the sky, sometimes forming a "person" character, sometimes forming a "one" character... those flowers... Those unfortunate flowers that fell into the hands of me, Zuo Yongbang... the flowers that are so unbearable... Are you guys OK…… This move... After I told the man next to me... it will be regarded as eliminating karma... If God wants to thunder, just kill him... "Well, you remember, eight words, I only tell you eight words. The master leads the door, and the practice is up to the individual." Zuo Yongbang looked at Luo Shuquan, "After I tell you, how to implement it is up to you Lah, these eight characters are—" The sky...suddenly thundered... "Meticulous and unobtrusive." Luo Shuquan waited quietly for a long time. "Ah? No more?" "Ah?" Zuo Yongbang himself became confused, "Meticulous and calm - isn't that just eight words?" "But... what does this mean?" "You have to experience it yourself." Zuo Yongbang's eyes are like half-closed and half-closed by the raccoon master in "Kung Fu Panda". Are you tired?" "It's going to rain soon, remember to bring an umbrella when you go out." When it's cold, put on her clothes in time. If you're sleepy, use your shoulders as a pillow for her. In short, you should always try to figure out her thoughts, She thinks that you already know every feeling before she expresses it. At this time, she will feel that you dote on her the most in the whole world, because you are the best to her, and you are the nagging roundworm in her stomach. " "But... isn't that unusual?" "Well, what's strange is the next sentence, keep your face down. Keep your face down, that is to say, no matter how good and considerate you are to her, even if you memorize her menstrual period as a nine-nine multiplication table. You can't reveal it." Say anything, 'I love you', 'I like you' or 'I want to be with you' and whatever that means." Luo Shuquan... completely stupid... "Women are emotional animals," Zuo Yongbang continued, "she will remember everything you did for her, so she should feel that you did it for her because you love her. But you just don't say , just act and don’t talk, so people are in a hurry? Do you like me or don’t you like me? Thinking about this all day, as the saying goes, is called rushing. The result of thinking all day is that no matter what she Whether she likes you or not, at least now her mind is completely filled with you!" "..." "Then people are so unwilling, so they have to say something. Women, they are very impatient, and then they come to force you, 'What do you mean by this? Do you like me or don't like me?' But ——If you still don’t speak, people will collapse, so they can only say ‘I’m thinking about you now’, this trick is called heart-for-heart…” Zuo Yongbang sighed. "But you still don't say it, but it doesn't prevent you from being together. In this way, even if you don't want to be with her one day, you can still say, 'I never said I love you?'" Luo Shuquan stared blankly at Zuo Yongbang for a long time. "Are you old men picking up girls like this?" "Mostly, at least I won't now." "..." "Remember, the key is forbearance, just act, don't speak, even if you are killed!" Zuo Yongbang stared at Luo Shuquan closely. "The problem is, I now know the formula, which is equivalent to the outline of martial arts secret books, but what should I do if no one asks me to test it on her?" Luo Shuquan asked Gu Xiaobai when he went upstairs on the way home. "Then how do I know, you find it yourself." "Well, I've found it." Gu Xiaobai turned his head, looked at Luo Shuquan vigilantly, and looked at that simple and honest smile like Guo Jing, Gu Xiaobai ran away. But there is a Tao that you have to pay back when you come out to mess around, and the mountains and rivers take turns, and there is always a price to pay for everything.Gu Xiaobai and Luo Shuquan were college classmates, and because of their good relationship, they rented the same building after graduation.He never expected that more than ten years later, one day, Gu Xiaobai would become Luo Shuquan's guinea pig.But seeing that his brothers were in dire straits because of their relationship, Gu Xiaobai had no choice but to grit his teeth and agree. From that day on, Luo Shuquan thoroughly implemented the "eight-character mantra" taught by Zuo Yongbang in Gu Xiaobai's life.I also ordered takeaway to eat at Gu Xiaobai's house, and looked at him tenderly while eating.Gu Xiaobai had no choice but to vomit while eating, and eat while vomiting, the taste was extremely strong.Not counting the meal, when the two of them were walking on the road, Luo Shuquan would often take off his coat without warning and put it on Gu Xiaobai, and help him hug the scarf caringly. Show a happy smile.Not only that, but Gu Xiaobai always received phone calls from Luo Shuquan in the middle of the night. There was no voice on the phone, but it seemed that there was endless affection showing. "You...what are you doing..." Gu Xiaobai asked affectionately. Hang up the phone with a bang. In this way, the country and the people were ruined for a month, Luo Shuquan fed Gu Xiaobai one move and then went to feed AMY, seeing AMY retreating steadily under Luo Shuquan's drunken fist-like moves, he was completely at a loss.In the past, she thought he was stupid, and it was okay to say he was stupid, just like a post-it note, the content was simple and easy to read.Now, the sticky note has been upgraded to a book without words, every look, every sentence seems to have no meaning at all.But if you think about it carefully, it seems that there are endless deep meanings extending to the edge of the universe.Each edge is a black hole, as if to swallow AMY into it. AMY began to panic, what happened to the man in front of him?Is it finally showing its true colors, or is it just completely crazy? "At this time, basically no matter whether it's AMY or any woman, they are about to collapse." On this day, after listening to the progress report, Gu Xiaobai said to Luo Shuquan, "But they won't take it until the last critical moment. The cards are revealed. In other words, there is still a life-and-death struggle at the last moment." "Life and death struggle?" "Well, it's a big negotiation, just like the bloody big boss battle in the game. In this negotiation, you have to take the initiative from the beginning to the end, and you can win in the end." "What... what do you mean?" "You forgot again?" Gu Xiaobai looked at Luo Shuquan, and suddenly turned around and rummaged around in the cabinet. After rummaging for a long time, he found a fly swatter that was powered on.He breathed a long sigh of relief, and turned his head, "In this negotiation, they will try every means to lure you to confess, so that they will still win in the end. What you have to do is to grit your teeth at the last moment and hold on to the end." Looking at Luo Shuquan's dumbfounded eyes, Gu Xiaobai said word by word: "I won't say anything even if I beat you to death!" After finishing speaking, he explained it to Luo Shuquan, and then tied Luo Shuquan tightly, holding a fly swatter in his hand, and looking at him. "Then, as I said just now, at this time they will try their best to lure you to confess, and you have to stick to it no matter what. Do you understand?" "Okay, let's start!" Luo Shuquan seemed to be sitting on a tiger stool, with a firm and unyielding expression. "What the hell do you mean?!" Gu Xiaobai immediately entered the scene, holding the torture tool, and looked at Luo Shuquan with tears in his eyes. "The relationship between us is not relative, at best we can only be regarded as friends, why are you so nice to me?! Bring me food, put on clothes for me, and greet me all day long, huh? What do you mean? " "Uh……" "Do you know that this will make me very confused? What on earth do you want?" Luo Shuquan could only explain indiscriminately, "I...I don't have one." "No? Then let me ask you, are you so good to me alone, or are you so good to all the girls you know?" "I'm sorry for all..." "Hey hey!" The question is wrong. Luo Shuquan immediately changed his words, "It's for you, only for you..." "Okay, so why on earth? Why don't you do this to others, but to me?" Luo Shuquan didn't know how to avoid it. "Talk and talk and talk and talk." "This...isn't this obvious?" "I'm sorry," Gu Xiaobai looked at Luo Shuquan who was in a hurry, and said leisurely, "I'm stupid." "Okay, I'm telling you because I want to be with you." Gu Xiaobai swatted the fly swatter expressionlessly, and in a burst of lightning, Luo Shuquan screamed incessantly. At this moment, AMY, who had just finished complaining to Mo Xiaomin, was driving to the store in a taxi with a confused expression.She estimated that there would be no business in the evening, so she was going to put on a new set of beautiful clothes, close early, and go to Luo Shuquan for a tentative negotiation.How did she know that at this time, Luo Shuquan was receiving Gu Xiaobai's devil life and death training at home.Confused and absent-minded, she arrived at the door of the store like a wandering soul, and suddenly found Xiaoxiao and her boyfriend A Sheng together.The young couple Xiaoxiao and Asheng are the type of playmates who have nothing to do. They talk about boyfriend and girlfriend to the outside world, but inside they just watch movies and play games together. They are like countless sixteen or seventeen-year-old couples. It's just playing house.On this day, Ah Sheng told Xiaoxiao that life is really boring, and he wanted to buy some new clothes to make life more exciting.Xiaoxiao remembered that she knew someone named AMY who opened a clothing store, so she brought Ah Sheng here. AMY couldn't refuse, so she let Xiaoxiao and Asheng wander around the store, like visiting a zoo, while she propped her chin and stared out the window thinking about something.How did she know that this scene was completely upgraded to a fairy in Ah Sheng's eyes, and he stared at her blankly.Ah Sheng is seventeen years old, and he is surrounded by heartless girls of the same age. He has never seen such advanced things as "mind matters".Seeing AMY lying in front of the cashier, with melancholy eyes, as if he had endless thoughts, he fell in love with it all at once. After saying goodbye that day, Ah Sheng quietly took AMY's store card, and started to call AMY when he had nothing to do. With the enthusiasm and drive unique to young people, he went straight to the point and said, I like you. AMY just thought it was funny when he saw such a boy, but there was nothing to do in the store, so he often chatted with A Sheng on the phone—anyway, Luo Shuquan disappeared for a while.How did she know that Luo Shuquan was vomiting blood every day under the fly swatter.This kind of critical moment must be held back, why doesn't AMY know it?It's just that suddenly one person is alone, and the sense of loss is made up by a straightforward and enthusiastic young man like Ah Sheng, so he doesn't refuse.Every time Ah Sheng's tone got to the core, AMY laughed and immediately changed the subject.This kind of wandering and moving, the posture is elegant, it is like an antelope hanging horns, and there is no trace to be found. Ah Sheng didn't react until he hung up the phone every time. He seemed to have said a lot, but in fact the situation hadn't progressed at all.Instead of being frustrated, he became even more fascinated. Such a gesture made AMY gradually sway. After so many years in the rivers and lakes, he still has to fight wits and courage in love... All this made AMY extremely tired. Although he and the boy in front of him could not see the future, who could see the future?At least, he is so innocent and impulsive... She suddenly felt that she was precious... "Okay! You've successfully passed the level!" On this day, Gu Xiaobai finally untied the rope around Luo Shu's body and announced, "From now on, even the various secret agencies around the world will not be able to get you Hearing, 'I love you', 'I like you', 'I want to be with you', you can really handle it!" Luo Shuquan had already fainted countless times, and it took him a long time to realize what he said. "So I can do it? I have become a mature man? I am ready to face AMY's challenge?" "Go, anyone will do." Luo Shuquan shook Gu Xiaobai's hand excitedly, "Thank you, my comrade!" Turning around, he was about to rush out to find AMY, when suddenly, he saw someone unexpected in the corridor. "Your ex-girlfriend snatched my boyfriend away." Xiaoxiao said while chewing gum and spitting bubbles. "How is it possible? How is this possible? Isn't he only seventeen years old?" After sorting out the relationship between the characters, Luo Shuquan finally collapsed, "This...what the hell is going on?" "I don't know either. I took him to your ex-girlfriend's store to buy clothes. He fell in love with your ex-girlfriend at a glance, and then chased after her. He broke up with me yesterday and said he was with her." "How is this possible?" Luo Shuquan pulled Gu Xiaobai out, and made Xiaoxiao repeat it again, resentful and wronged at Gu Xiaobai. "Isn't this a brat? Aren't we old men picking up girls?" "Don't panic," Gu Xiaobai said, "Don't panic, there must be a misunderstanding." He turned to Xiaoxiao, "What does he mean when he says he's with...with AMY?" "How do I know? What's none of my business?" Xiaoxiao asked back. "..." "He broke up with me, what does it mean to be with someone again, what does it have to do with me?" Xiaoxiao asked inexplicably. "Aren't you uncomfortable?" "It's not hard. Why should I feel bad?" Gu Xiaobai turned to look at Luo Shuquan devastated. Luo Shuquan broke down even more, and shouted at Gu Xiaobai: "You know now that the words of their father and daughter are not to be listened to!" After finishing speaking, Luo Shuquan left the astonished Gu Xiaobai and the bewildered Xiaoxiao and rushed out. At this time, in AMY's clothing store, Ah Sheng was lying on the counter, looking at AMY affectionately. "You're all right! Do you still dare to buy clothes from me?" AMY just laughed. "When I have money in the future, I will buy all the clothes in your store and give them to you." The younger he was, the more he dared to swear. Ah Sheng had no idea how much all the clothes in the store were worth. To him, one million was the same as ten thousand—even if he didn't have any, but he dared to say it. This is the difference between a teenager and a grown man. The teenager doesn't know the price of fulfilling the vow, so he can write a blank check of 100 million. But as soon as they grow up, people will become more cautious, they will measure whether they can do what they say, and they will also become more careful in what they say. However, women like to hear words like "picking the stars" - knowing that they can't do it. This is the eternal grief of a mature man. The grief of a woman is that, on the one hand, she hopes to find a mature, steady, gentle and intelligent man.But on the other hand, I can't enjoy the pleasure of listening to all kinds of fantasy cowhide. AMY nodded and smiled, "But you're going to class now." "Then let me kiss again." Seeing Ah Sheng's innocence and shyness, AMY had no choice but to push him with a smile. "Be obedient, you can only kiss if you get all A's in this exam." Ah Sheng didn't leave, just stood there, staring at AMY obsessively. AMY被看得有些软，正好被阿升趁机一把拉住，吻在脸颊上。透过玻璃门，AMY看见罗书全呆呆地站在门口。 阿升亲完，满足地松开AMY，说了声“拜拜”，高兴地走出店门，完全没注意到门边的罗书全。 罗书全在原地怔了一会儿，佯装无事推开门进去。AMY被罗书全亲眼看到，虽说没有浸猪笼的危险，但不知怎么，竟然有些心虚，只好打开电脑玩游戏，眼睛也不看罗书全，就余光瞥着他在店里转来转去。 “最近生意很忙啊？”罗书全巡视了一圈衣架，终于开口。 “嗯，有点，怎么了？” “没什么，你有一阵儿没来找我了。” “喔，打过你几次电话，你也不怎么积极，怕烦着你。” “没有啊！没事啊！怎么怕烦我了？” “哎，无所谓啦，本来也不是非打不可的。” 就这么莫名其妙地对了几句，两人突然沉默下来。 空气中竟然有一种生疏的感觉…… 而这生疏，竟然让罗书全和AMY同时意识到了一个问题…… 自己……还在乎着对面的这个人…… However…… “那我走了……”过了一会儿，罗书全突然没头没脑地说了一句，就往门外走。 AMY什么都不好说，只好怔怔地看着罗书全离去。 罗书全走到门口，不知哪根筋搭错，突然转过头，激动地喊：“那是潇潇的男朋友啊！” “我不知道，他对我说他们只是同学。”AMY摇摇头，镇定地说。 “同学？”罗书全冷笑，“同学她干吗巴巴地带他来你这儿买衣服？” “怪了，我怎么知道……但不管怎么样，为什么你这么愤怒啊？要找我也是潇潇找我啊？你又不是她爸，你用什么身份来骂我啊？” 对话……竟然变成这样子了呢…… “我……我……我……”罗书全突然想起，“我是你哥啊！” “哈！我哥？” 罗书全顿时豁然开朗，道貌岸然，居高临下，开始进行道德批判。 “对啊！对啊！你怎么能这样呢！那是我们朋友的男朋友！你怎么能做这种事呢？！” “你好伟大，请问我做什么事了？” “你……你还好意思问我？” "so what?" "so?" 罗书全突然懵了，训练中没有涉及被反问“所以呢”这个应对措施。 “不管我做了什么事，”AMY看着他，“我只想问你，所以呢？” “所以……我……我以你哥的身份命令你，快点断掉！太不靠谱了！什么呀！” “够了，罗书全！”AMY紧紧盯着他，“我们取消关系。” "what?" “是，我们之前是约好做兄妹，”AMY干脆地说，“但我现在解约了。” “解约？这还能解约？” “亲生父母还能脱离父子关系呢，”AMY冷笑，“更何况我们没一点血缘关系，所以我取消了。以后你不是我哥，我也不是你妹，我们就是一般朋友，你爱认识不认识那种。” 罗书全愣住了…… “所以，你没事了吧？”AMY冷冷地看着他，“我和谁在一起不用跟你报批了吧？” AMY站起身，一边整理衣架，和罗书全擦身而过。 “借过……” 看着AMY冷酷的样子，罗书全嘴巴里突然有什么话要汹涌而出。他猛地捂住嘴，胃里翻江倒海，很痛苦的样子。 “你怎么了？”AMY转头问，“你没事吧？” AMY扶着罗书全坐下，罗书全紧紧闭着嘴，使劲摇头，冷汗直下，巨悲情巨深情地看着她。AMY完全不知道罗书全怎么了，到底是出了生理状况还是心理状况。但眼前的罗书全简直要爆裂开来，她也不由得慌了，只好不断问他怎么了。 罗书全只是摇头。 服装店里陆续有客人进来，AMY有点不知所措，不知道该照顾哪边。 这时罗书全摇摇头，挣扎站起来。 “我没事，你照顾客人好了。” 看着呆呆的AMY，罗书全摇头笑笑，“你以后好好和他在一起吧，我走了。拜拜。” AMY缓缓站起身，伤感地看着罗书全往店外走，店里客人的身影渐渐遮挡住了罗书全。AMY无望地看着，突然觉得，这是最后一次见到罗书全了。 我们太多话没有说…… 所以对方就消失了…… 然而AMY什么话都说不出来，只是怔怔地看着他，慢慢消逝在自己的生活里…… 突然，仿佛从另外一个空间里传来的声音，AMY一时间都怀疑自己的耳朵出了问题。 “AMY！！！”那是罗书全的喊声。 她望着他——顾客纷纷被吓着，自动让开一条道——他站在门口，远远看着她。 “我还是没有办法忘记你。”罗书全说。 AMY还是什么都没有说。 “我们可不可以重新在一起？” 罗书全的声音传过来，迷糊了AMY的耳朵。 而眼眶里，也有类似水蒸气般的东西，迷糊了视线…… 这一仗……终于赢了啊…… “阿升，不好意思，你在上课，所以我只能给你手机留言。我喜欢你，就像喜欢一个孩子一样。我喜欢你的坦率，喜欢你的冲劲儿，喜欢你身上这个年龄的不顾一切的东西。但不管怎么样，我已经不是这个年龄了。我有很多我需要考虑的事情，我……我已经和我以前男朋友和好了，我……我不能答应你……拜拜……” 大街上，AMY对着阿升的手机留完言，搂着边上的罗书全，指着海报橱窗。 “哎哎，我们来看看这个……” “这个以前不是说过不看了吗？” 转过头，迎来的是凝视的视线。 “是谁说要重新跟我在一起的？” 罗书全望着AMY，终于明白顾小白和左永邦简直就是神一般的存在，但也未见得他们有多快乐。 其实，有时候，自尊输掉一点点又能算什么呢？爱一个人，本来就不是一件太需要自尊的事情。 罗书全被AMY搂着，那个不再叫自己哥哥的人这样搂着。 罗书全自我安慰般地想着…… 有的人说，两个人在一起，是真心换真心，有的人说，两个人在一起，比的就是谁更狠心。 到底谁说的是对呢？ 至少，我赢过另一个男人……