Chapter 18 LESSON 19: Office crisis

In this world, everything seems to have a type, and so do feelings.But whether it's an office romance, a sibling relationship, or something else, what we are looking for in this world is just the same kind of warmth.When this kind of warmth reaches different people, it takes on different appearances and becomes different types. In fact, in the final analysis, there is no type at all in this world.What needs to be classified is never feelings, but people's hearts... This morning, in the living room of Gu Xiaobai's house, Luo Shuquan was copying Gu Xiaobai's movies in front of the computer, and Gu Xiaobai was walking around like an ant on a hot pot beside him.

"Please hurry up, please? I have a manuscript due for a month, and it will be handed in at the end of the month anyway." "It's going to be the end of the month," Luo Shuquan said, "What are you in a hurry for?" "The end of the month is today!!!" "Okay, no problem." Luo Shuquan turned his head and said, "But you have to take into account that I do things at my own pace. For example, in the case of copying files, different files need to be stored in different drive letters, and different drive letters must have different drives. There must be different folders, and different subfolders in different folders..."

"What the hell are you talking about?" Gu Xiaobai was dumbfounded. "Here... For example, if I am copying a movie now, I need to find the item 'Entertainment' from the ten drive letters in my computer, and then find the folder 'Sensory Entertainment', which also has 'Visual Entertainment'. And 'audio entertainment', you can see 'pictures', 'movies', 'games' in visual entertainment..." Gu Xiaobai was already running out of oxygen, and Luo Shuquan was still chattering. "In 'Movies', we can see Hollywood movies, European movies, and Asian movies. Then there are eight subfolders in the 'Hollywood Movies' subfolder, which are 'Action Movies', 'Romance Movies', and Police Movies. ''Love action film'……"

"What's a 'love action movie'?" Gu Xiaobai asked in a stuttering manner. Luo Shu didn't answer at all, but returned with a charming smile. "After 'Romance Action Movie' comes 'Disaster Movie' and 'Horror Movie' - and within Horror Movies there are 'Horror Movies You Can Watch Alone' and 'Horror Movies You Can Never Watch Alone' and 'No More I don't watch horror movies with many people'..." "How long have you been dividing these categories?" "One month, completely scientific and detailed, what you are looking for, you can find it all at once."

"Yeah." Gu Xiaobai nodded, "You don't know that there is a 'search' function in the computer, do you?" "No!" Luo Shuquan was suddenly excited, "It's not a question of whether to search or not, it's a question of attitude towards life!" "..." "After three months of summarization, I found that the more rigorous the planning of life, the fewer mistakes will be made; the fewer mistakes, the happier our lives will be." Since Luo Shuquan and Yang Jingjing broke up, Luo Shuquan suddenly had a lot of free time.He used this time to think about life, and after thinking for a long time, he came up with these things.

Gu Xiaobai looked at him expressionlessly, and suddenly slapped his thigh. Luo Shuquan was taken aback. "I thought of it!" "What did you think of? Why did you slap my thigh?" Gu Xiaobai's eyes glowed with fiery light, completely ignoring Luo Shuquan's body twitching in pain. "Didn't I say that there is still an unwritten manuscript... In fact, I don't know what to write at all!" "..." "But now I think of it!" Gu Xiaobai said excitedly, "I just wrote 'Should there be different types of feelings'..."

"what?" "Yeah!" Gu Xiaobai slapped his thigh again, and Luo Shuquan dodged at the speed of light, "Don't we all like to be classified into types now? Watching movies, reading books, and even falling in love are divided into types. What about online dating? , Long-distance relationships, sibling relationships, office romances... It's a mess, as if we are building an army. And then, after each of them, there will be a lot of detailed strategies attached by someone's brain. The problem is..." Gu Xiaobai said, "Is there a type of relationship that can be divided? Is it useful to divide? This is what I want to write today."

Luo Shuquan listened to it for a long time before throwing a sentence at him. "Then write slowly, I'm leaving." Gu Xiaobai didn't care about Luo Shuquan anymore, and let him go to the door and open it. Before opening the door, Gu Xiaobai heard a shrill scream. Opening the door, Zuo Yongbang appeared in front of them like a dog that had been drenched in rain for three days and three nights. "Two heroes! Help me!" Luo Shuquan turned his head to look at Gu Xiaobai, Gu Xiaobai was completely hopeless, wondering what he had done, he had never been able to finish the manuscript smoothly.Whenever the time of death comes, there are always a bunch of messy things popping up.Probably God saw that he didn't want to write manuscripts at all, and deliberately arranged some ideological work for grassroots cadres for him.

"I don't want to either, how do I know that woman is so vicious!" Zuo Yongbang burst into tears on Gu Xiaobai's sofa. Yesterday afternoon, Mi Qi went to visit Zuo Yongbang, and the two finally had a tendency to revive. Of course Zuo Yongbang grasped like a life-saving straw.After Gu Xiaobai's review, Zuo Yongbang wrote a passionate death letter to the secretary, blaming himself for all the crimes.In the Jueming Book, Zuo Yongbang hoped that the two of them would get together and part ways. Even if they didn’t get together at all, they would at least be like passengers who had stood on a platform together. When their own train arrived, they could wave goodbye with a smile .

It is also a sad and slightly sweet song in Zuo Yongbang's heart, for Zuo Yongbang to ruminate when no one is around in the middle of the night. Unexpectedly, the secretary didn't appreciate Zuo Yongbang's affection at all, and he didn't have such a little fresh feeling in his mind.After receiving the email, she mercilessly forwarded a copy to every colleague and boss in the company. Of course, that includes Mickey as well. Mi Qi asked Zuo Yongbang a question, "Did you do it?" Zuo Yongbang remained silent. "It's very simple. It's a question of right and wrong. I did it, but I still didn't do it." Mi Qi stood in the corner of the company corridor, crossing her chest, like a judge in a trial.

"I did it." Zuo Yongbang had no choice but to bow his head and confess. "Isn't that good?" Mi Qi only had a cold breath coming out of his nose, "If you are so wronged, why is it that a big girl with a yellow flower still rapes you?" Zuo Yongbang really wanted to turn around and scratch the wall next to him, but he had to stand obediently and listen to the training. "Zuo Yongbang..." I only heard Mi Qi say, "I always thought, until yesterday, that you have become different from before. When I changed, you are gradually getting better , more progress. I didn’t expect that you not only did not improve, but also regressed. When you encountered such a thing before, you still had the courage to admit it to me. Although I think you are shameless, I still admire your courage. I didn't expect that within half a year, you wouldn't even be responsible for this..." Mi Qi was very disappointed with Zuo Yongbang. Zuo Yongbang lowered his head and wrote the word "Dou'e" eight thousand times in his mind. "It seems..." Mickey sighed, "You will never know how to write the word 'responsible'..." After speaking, Mickey shook her head as if she was getting rid of something, like a disappointed mother who found out that she had claimed the wrong child, turned and walked away. Zuo Yongbang didn't dare to make a sound. "It doesn't matter, the colder she is to you, the more she loves you. She is not being cruel to you now, but to herself." Gu Xiaobai analyzed after listening. "What's the meaning?" "It means that she is angry at herself for being blinded for the second time, and she will fall in love with this beast again. If she can't get over this hurdle, it doesn't mean she doesn't love her anymore, do you understand?" Gu Xiaobai turned to Labula The versatile Zuo Yongbang said, "Just take advantage of the victory and pursue it. You are the best at coaxing women among the three of us." "But things are not that simple!" Zuo Yongbang said distressedly. Zuo Yongbang looked at Mi Qi's back, just about to take advantage of the defeat to pursue, Mi Qi pressed the elevator and went downstairs.Just as Zuo Yongbang was about to follow in with a shy face, the elevator door on the other side opened, and the boss came out, calling Zuo Yongbang to stop him. "You came just in time, I was just looking for you!" The boss said aggressively, "What the hell are you doing? I was out for a meeting, and I received an email and rushed back overnight. She forwarded a copy to everyone in our company, you know have no idea?" Zuo Yongbang said in his heart: "Nonsense, it's up to you to say." "What the hell are you thinking?" The boss looked like a murderer in the company, "I was chasing Mickey in the morning, got together with the front desk in the afternoon, and sent an email saying you were impulsive in the evening... now the whole company is exhausted. Everyone knows." "To be honest, about Mi Qi, you beat up the boy on the seventeenth floor and no one said you. Everyone felt quite relieved behind their backs, thinking that you gave the company face. It's not the case now, it has changed from unanimous The outside world has become a contradiction among the people. No one is working in the company anymore, and everyone is waiting for an explanation on this matter. What can I say? What can I say to them?" "I don't necessarily have to say, I'm sorry everyone. As the president, I failed to take down Mi Qi, which made Zuo Yongbang a beast. He not only ate what was in the pot, but also thought about what was in the bowl...I'm sorry everyone! I give Everyone apologizes!" You can't say that, can you? "Shouldn't you give me an explanation first?" The boss was in a very complicated mood, wishing he could strangle the man in front of him to death, and then burn him with a real samadhi fire to turn him into ashes. "I'll go in first, you report to my office in an hour!" The boss raised his leg and was about to leave. "It won't be an hour later..." Zuo Yongbang raised his head suddenly, "I'll explain it to you now, I'm in a relationship with her, and there's something awkward about it." "What?" The boss didn't hear clearly. "I'm dating her!" Without warning, Zuo Yongbang yelled into the boss's ear like a bolt from the blue. The so-called broken pot, let your life go by, anyway, the feeling that death is not worth it... that's how it is... These words reverberated deafeningly in the company, and got into the ears of every colleague who eavesdropped... "This... this is a good thing," the boss was also frightened, looking at him with a dry smile, "why are you so fierce..." In the elevator, Mickey gritted her teeth, tears rolled in her eyes, and stared at the button panel in front of her. On the panel, she didn't press a single twist.After the eruption of the small universe, Zuo Yongbang was filled with the aura of who comes up and who dies.At first glance, the air around the outline of the body is faintly deformed.He strode into the company with great strides. Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered the office area, his colleagues cheered, applauded, and whistled at him collectively. It's like this - Zuo Yongbang stood there blankly, not knowing what was going on, and the secretary stood beside him at some point, accepting everyone's congratulations with a smile, as if a royal concubine was here. "Congratulations, congratulations!" Someone faintly called in the ear. "When are you waiting to drink your wedding wine!" Another voice came from nowhere. "How old are you, what kind of underground love is there... quarreling and emailing, and forwarding, you really don't treat us as outsiders!" This... is the collective voice. "Should I call you by your name or sister-in-law in the future?" Someone asked the secretary with a smile. "Thank you everyone. If we get married, we will definitely invite everyone!" Zuo Yongbang was startled awake by the secretary's answer, and he turned to look at her with wide-eyed horror. In the distance, Mickey stood alone, looking at them, watching the hustle and bustle... Through the secretary's shoulder, through so many layers, Zuo Yongbang also looked at her. so close, so far... Half an hour later, the colleagues calmed down one after another and went about their own business.Working in the company is like this, any new things are not fresh for a long time, and soon, everyone will be indifferent to this matter, forget it, and ignore it, waiting for new gossip to make them high again. Zuo Yongbang found an empty small conference room and dragged the secretary in. "What the hell are you doing?" Zuo Yongbang looked at her and asked without thinking. "What? What are you talking about?" The secretary looked at him, like a little sheep with zero IQ looking at a big bad wolf. "What do you think I'm talking about?" "How do I know what you're talking about?" The secretary was very aggrieved, "I just heard—I and the whole company heard at the same time, you were mad at the boss in the hallway, saying that you were in a relationship with me. You go Come in, my colleagues are making trouble for you...then I will show up appropriately, so as not to make you feel ashamed..." The secretary looked at Zuo Yongbang's amazed face, and added timidly, "Isn't it?" "Oh... so you are kind?" "I don't know what you mean by good intentions and bad intentions. I don't understand. I have been stupid since I was a child, but my mother told me that it doesn't matter if a girl is stupid, but she must be kind." Facing the sincere face of the secretary, Zuo Yongbang... "Then did your mother tell you, don't let the neighbors know what others whisper to you in private, or write to you alone, huh?" "Oh, you mean that email," the secretary thought hard for a long time, and then suddenly realized, "I wanted to reply to you saying it's all right, but who knew that I accidentally clicked on the wrong location, and the reply clicked as forwarding. You know, these two buttons are so close to each other..." The secretary spread out his hands and said that if you want to sue, you can sue Microsoft. "You know that I have been rough and rough since I was a child, otherwise I wouldn't have come out to work halfway through my studies, and I couldn't get through... Don't look at me like that, I'm so nervous..." "Oh..." Zuo Yongbang looked at her sympathetically, "I understand, so you are the little white rabbit, and I am the big bad wolf." "What little white rabbit and big bad wolf?" "It's okay, it's my fault, I will slowly, in the next time, use practical actions to compensate you..." Zuo Yongbang took two steps and said with a smile. Without showing any weakness, the secretary raised his head with a cruel and provocative smile, "Oh, really? How can I make it up?" At this moment, Miqi suddenly pushed open the door of the meeting room without warning and came in. As soon as he pushed the door, he saw the two people staring at each other, making sculptures. "Oh, sorry..." Mickey withdrew quickly, and after a while, quietly pushed away, looked at them tentatively, and pointed to the front of the meeting room. "Excuse me, I'll get a projector slide..." Mickey tiptoed around the two of them, walked to the front of the conference room, came back with the slides, and went out again on tiptoe.After passing them, Mickey suddenly turned her head again, with a very surprised expression on her face. "Hey? What are you two doing? Isn't it arguing?" Neither of them paid any attention to Mi Qi, and they were all competing with each other's internal strength, as if anyone who spoke would instantly break their tendons and completely lose their martial arts. "Oh..." Miqi suddenly turned into the aunt of the neighborhood committee. In a company, we get along day and night, so what's not to say..." "None of your business!!!" The two turned their heads and yelled at Mickey in unison. Mickey jumped out quickly. "Hey?" Luo Shuquan looked at Gu Xiaobai and Zuo Yongbang in admiration at Gu Xiaobai's house, "I found that you two have one thing in common, that is, you just came out of the wolf's den and then entered the tiger's den, it's really regular." "She came up to persuade the fight," Zuo Yongbang said angrily, "Can she persuade her? Who does she think she is? Isn't it all because of her that I fell into such a perverted situation?" "That's because she still loves you." Gu Xiaobai said suddenly. "What?" Zuo Yongbang couldn't react. "I hate you because I love you..." Gu Xiaobai nodded solemnly, then turned to Luo Shuquan, "I suddenly found out that this sentence is a good title for a song, please write it down for me..." "What loves me to disgust me? Isn't she disgusting me enough?" Zuo Yongbang was filled with grief and indignation. "It's far from enough. Judging from the current trend..." Gu Xiaobai analyzed, "In the beginning, she came to work in your company to disgust you. But when she saw your true feelings, she forgave you. I didn't expect such a thing to happen just after I forgave you. It's like disgusting you. The little flame just extinguished and burned up again. There is a tendency to start a prairie fire. It's not over. It's probably too early. I don't want to disgust you to death. Will give up." "Then I'd better go back and die early." "Don't be busy!" "I'm too busy to go back and reincarnate early!" Seeing that Zuo Yongbang was really hopeless, Gu Xiaobai smiled and pulled Zuo Yongbang back to sit down again. "Listen to me first. Do you know what the word 'crisis' means in Chinese? The word 'crisis' is composed of two characters. A crisis is a danger; a chance is an opportunity. That is to say ..." "I know!" Luo Shuquan raised his hand suddenly, "The most dangerous place is the safest place! I've read Gu Long's novels!" Gu Xiaobai rushed forward and kicked Luo Shuquan to death. After kicking, he turned around and continued: "That is to say, 'crisis' is the coexistence of danger and opportunity. The most dangerous time is often the time when there is the most opportunity and the best chance to turn the situation around. This...is called "crisis". crisis." "I understand it logically," Zuo Yongbang said bluntly, "but actually I don't understand it at all." "Think about it, what was your original purpose? To save Mickey, right? I didn't expect to intervene in the matter of the secretary. Now Mickey is gone, and the secretary is relying on you. You are already disgusting enough Now, Mickey will disgust you by increasing the quantity without increasing the price. So what are you going to do now to get back to the original situation?" "How to do it?" "It's disgusting to go back to her!!!" Gu Xiaobai raised his arms and shouted, "Doesn't she like to be the aunt of the neighborhood committee now? Is she pretending to care about the relationship between you and the secretary? All right, you can treat her as the aunt of the neighborhood committee, especially Sincerely treat her as the aunt of the neighborhood committee. Whenever you are free, talk to her about why you are at odds, how much you love your little secretary, and how uncomfortable you are. Let her give you advice, let her Comfort you, let her advise you—isn’t she a disgusting person? Who wouldn’t!!!” Zuo Yongbang and Luo Shu were all instantly petrified... "Then... what will happen next?" Luo Shuquan asked. "I don't know what will happen next," Gu Xiaobai said innocently, "but one thing is for sure, nothing will happen at the beginning. Remember, this is a protracted war, and it is also a secret war. Everyone The comparison is patience, willpower, and anti-nausea coefficient. In other words, the comparison is who makes the other collapse first! Either you collapse first, or she collapses first. As long as she collapses first, you just wait for the harvest..." "Then... what if I collapse first?" "There is no such possibility, you must not collapse, because this is a battle for survival! This is the last battle for survival for you!!!" After finishing speaking, Gu Xiaobai rushed forward and kicked Zuo Yongbang to death. This man who got cheap, acts good and looks very wronged... is really... too enviable, jealous and hateful... Zuo Yongbang returned home, thought hard all night, and thoroughly understood Gu Xiaobai's core ideas.It turns out that it doesn't matter the beginning, middle, or end, whether it's mutual attraction, two sides staying together, or a late breakup.It is still a war between men and women, vying for control of territory, territorial waters, and airspace.In peacetime, everyone is relatively satisfied with the separatist regime. Once disputes arise, they will fight again. The nature of "fighting" will not change, but the forms of "fighting" are ever-changing and appear in various forms.But in essence, since it is war, it is all about strategy, courage, patience and perseverance... There is also a belief that you will die if you don't succeed! At noon the next day, Zuo Yongbang sat alone on the company terrace and studied various expression patterns.From a distance, Mi Qi came over, and Zuo Yongbang immediately adjusted to the "sorrowful mode". Mi Qi came here to look for some materials on the bookshelf. When she passed by Zuo Yongbang, she seemed to see air. Zuo Yongbang was there alone, changing various moods, distraught, heartbroken, and horrible.If the Oscar judges were around, they would immediately award him the best mental illness award without hesitation. But unfortunately, Mickey turned a blind eye to it completely, just like seeing the changing advertising light box paintings on the side of the road. "Miqi..." Zuo Yongbang had no choice but to stretch out his hand, begging. "Zuo Yongbang...you're useless." Mi Qi looked at him, walked over and sighed, "We're done, it's impossible." "I know..." Zuo Yongbang said hoarsely, "but I really love her..." It took Mickey a second to understand, and she couldn't help but "ah". "I never thought that one day, I would love someone so much..." Zuo Yongbang began to play, "I never thought that loving someone would be so painful. Over the years, I have always regarded her as the front desk of a company. I never paid attention to her. Only when I really got in touch with her did I realize that she is such a gentle, kind, and beautiful girl, just like a flower dripping with morning dew in the morning. So delicate, so distressing...Miqi, thank you, if not you……" Mickey stood there in a daze, already in a daze. Zuo Yongbang saw that the first step had taken effect, as if the electroshock therapy had restored the heartbeat of a dead person, but the heartbeat was still weak, so Zuo Yongbang could not help but increase the current. "There has never been a girl who can make me have the idea that, for her, I can fight against the whole world. I have never felt so poor like I am now. I only hate that I have no ability to give her the best and most beautiful in the world. , the most extravagant thing..." "Like what?" Mickey sneered. "For example, a girl who is more beautiful than her..." Zuo Yongbang said dreamily, suddenly realized something was wrong, and quickly corrected him, "No, she is the most beautiful in the world, the most beautiful, there is no one more beautiful than her." It took Mi Qi a long time to confirm that those words just now came from Zuo Yongbang's mouth. Such a beast-like man, saying such words... What kind of affection is that... It turns out... I am really not the right person... "It's not too late for you to wake up now..." Mi Qi forced a smile, "You work harder than before, work harder and make money..." "This is the problem!" Zuo Yongbang began to say that he almost believed it, "This woman I love the most in the world is in front of me every day, making me distracted, making my heart unable to bear this moment every moment. It's such a burden that you can't even maintain a normal job, let alone work hard..." "So, you are in so much pain now?" "Yes!" Zuo Yongbang said bluntly, "What is more painful than being with a beloved woman, but feeling that she is getting away from me a little bit every day?" "Oh, then you don't have to worry," Miqi said bluntly, "I just passed by the personnel department, and I heard that she has just greeted the personnel department, and she may resign this month." "Uh...huh?" "So you resigned just like that?" Zuo Yongbang ran to Gu Xiaobai's house at night, and Gu Xiaobai asked him. "Yeah, as soon as I came out of the boss's office, I just came to see you!" Zuo Yongbang said proudly. In the evening, when it was time to get off work, the staff had almost left, and Zuo Yongbang was still sitting in front of the computer.Sure enough, the secretary threw herself into a trap and came to trap him sweetly. "I heard that you told the personnel department today that you plan to resign?" Zuo Yongbang turned to her and asked her. "Yes." The secretary said unabashedly. "why?" "Do you need to ask? I am a woman. A woman's vocation is not to work, but to take care of men. I used to have no choice but to work. From now on, I am willing to clean the room for you, wash clothes for you, and do things for you. I'll wait for you to come back..." "..." "Besides, we are now in an office romance." The secretary said proudly, "What is an office romance? It is the most taboo thing in the company. When it is good, no one says anything, and everyone will blame us if something happens. ...Moreover, this is not good for our relationship, there is always someone who has to resign and leave. You have a high position in the company, and it doesn't make any difference whether you do my job or not. Of course I resigned..." After the secretary finished speaking, she stood there with a smile, waiting for Zuo Yongbang to reward her.Zuo Yongbang looked back at her with a smile.The secretary thought his words were successful, turned around like a butterfly and went to the bathroom, and asked Zuo Yongbang to think about what to eat for a while. Zuo Yongbang sat in his seat for a while, and then, the next minute, he opened the door and entered the CEO's office... and handed in his resignation report. "Does she think I can't see what she's thinking?" Zuo Yongbang said proudly to Gu Xiaobai, "It's nice to say, any office romance is not good for the company and the individual. For the sake of my career, what do you want to do at home? Clean the room for me. This is all I have in my room. What is there to clean? Didn't she just want to take the opportunity to let me raise her? I really didn't expect that one Mickey fell down and the other Mickey stood up ..." Zuo Yongbang had no choice but to act first and broke his own wrist. "Then do they both know now?" "I don't know." Zuo Yongbang shook his head, "However, tomorrow night is the company's farewell party, and they will always know." After Zuo Yongbang left, Luo Shuquan came to look for Gu Xiaobai again.It turned out that Luo Shuquan copied a large number of Gu Xiaobai's movies to watch at home today, and he enjoyed watching them a lot.Then, the computer graphics card burned out, and Luo Shuquan rushed to the computer city to buy a graphics card... Then, he ran into AMY. AMY came to buy something like a network cable interface, and the two stood back to back in front of two counters.Luo Shuquan turned his head and saw AMY inadvertently. Out of an inexplicable guilty conscience, Luo Shuquan was about to slip away with his head in his arms, but was stopped by AMY. AMY behaved generously and asked Luo Shuquan what to buy, Luo Shuquan told the truth. AMY also explained the purpose of his trip.A girl who went to the computer city to buy computer accessories by herself is obviously a sign that she is still single-because if she has a boyfriend, the boyfriend must help to do such trivial things.Luo Shu couldn't react to this point, and of course AMY wouldn't tell the truth, the two just exchanged a few words of greeting. After leaving the computer city, AMY proposed to sit in a nearby cafe. Two single men and women with nothing to do, and old lovers, met unexpectedly on the streets of this city, so they naturally said that they would be fine.Although Luo Shuquan was not ill, but after Yang Jingjing, it was as if he had gone through hell. He talked to AMY after the disaster, and he talked and laughed happily, as if something fun and interesting happened. Many things were like being in hell at the time, but looking back, it was like just taking a sightseeing tour bus in hell.All the thrills, suffering and pain will only turn into a touch of vicissitudes, and become a kind of talk. AMY laughed at Luo Shuquan as an idiot, and Luo Shuquan also admitted with a smile.The two left the cafe, waved goodbye, and suddenly felt unwilling to let it go. I don't want a person who cared so much before to disappear into the sea of ​​people in this city in this way. Even this encounter is an extra quota accidentally given by God. So, the two agreed to be good friends from now on.They also felt that the term "good friends" was too vulgar, so the two discussed changing it to "brother and sister" - they didn't care that being brother and sister was more vulgar - as long as they could keep in touch but keep a distance. After bidding farewell to AMY, Luo Shuquan was always happy, but also slightly sad. "Yeah, look at you," Gu Xiaobai said to Luo Shuquan, "now your hair is black and shiny, your chest is slightly heaving, your complexion is flushed, and your breath is blue. You really look like a little girl in first love." Luo Shuquan was in a good mood, so he ignored Gu Xiaobai's ridicule and just came to report.Hearing this, he snorted and left. The next night, in a bar, Zuo Yongbang's farewell party. In the afternoon, the boss announced the matter in public, and the secretary, Mi Qi, and colleagues in the whole company were stunned.No one thought that Zuo Yongbang, a fierce general in love, would sacrifice himself to this extent one day for a female secretary.Someone secretly sighed, and Mickey's face turned ashen.There was only the secretary, with a livid face, who was suppressed by Zuo Yongbang in such a way, unable to vent his resentment, and forced to accept the congratulations from his colleagues with a smile, so despondent that he wanted to kill.This mood lasted until the evening. In the bar, the secretary also sat there alone, watching Zuo Yongbang shake hands and say goodbye everywhere. "Thank you, thank you for always supporting and taking care of me, Zuo Yongbang." "No thanks, no thanks, if you change jobs to other companies in the future, everyone will become competitors, you have to be merciful." Colleagues and Zuo Yongbang hugged together, and a female colleague confessed to Zuo Yongbang after drinking too much, saying that she had always liked him.Zuo Yongbang laughed loudly and said to leave a good memory. It was as if a generation of heroes had finally washed their hands in the golden basin, received all the congratulations, and since then the turmoil in the world has nothing to do with them. In the corner, the secretary had been watching bitterly, and suddenly someone grabbed his hand, and it was Miqi. "You must cherish him, he really loves you." Mickey was also a little drunk, and said to the secretary with red eyes, "To tell you the truth, I knew him before, and I have never seen him. A woman makes such a big sacrifice. Just yesterday, he dragged me and told me how much he loves you in his heart and is willing to sacrifice everything for you, as long as everything is fine for you. He would never do this for others Yes, no woman has ever been treated like this, you must cherish him." The hand was held by Mickey, and the secretary's face was very ugly. Suddenly, Zuo Yongbang squeezed over. "Yo! What are you two whispering here?" Zuo Yongbang didn't seem to have Miqi in his eyes, and he expressed his love while holding the secretary's hand. "Xiaomei... I'm sorry. I didn't tell you in advance. After much deliberation, I put you first. As long as your work goes well, I can do whatever I want. I can eat instant noodles at home every day." Mickey suddenly felt...worthless... But no matter what, such words come out of Zuo Yongbang's mouth... Want to hear it no matter what. "Now that the industry is so competitive, it's hard to say whether I can find a job. Even if there is, it's hard to say whether I can find someone at my level. But there's no way. Who told me to love you? I can't find a job During this time, I have to trouble you to take care of me..." Zuo Yongbang looked at the secretary full of guilt, she was the whole world in his eyes, and Mi Qi next to him was just a piece of dust. The secretary withdrew his hand in embarrassment and said that he was going to the bathroom. Zuo Yongbang was full of drunkenness, staggered accidentally, and was supported by Mi Qi. From such a close distance, Mi Qi saw Zuo Yongbang's eyes. There was no hint of drunkenness in those familiar eyes. Miqi suddenly realized that she still didn't see through the man in front of her... What is he thinking? "What are you thinking?" Gu Xiaobai shouted at Luo Shuquan. In the next half month, Luo Shuquan and AMY frequently communicated.Under the name of brother and sister, the two do all kinds of couple things, drink coffee, go shopping, and watch movies.Although there was no physical contact, Luo Shuquan's expression all showed that he was in love... In love with an ex-girlfriend... a girl who is now called a sister... Thinking of this, Gu Xiaobai is about to go crazy. "What can I do?" Luo Shuquan said innocently, "She is younger than me, so I have to be my younger sister. I want to recognize her as my older sister. Since I was a child, I thought it would be cool to have a beautiful older sister, but it's a pity that she She's younger than me, so I have to be my younger sister..." "It's a pity that it's not you...to be my sister..." Luo Shu couldn't help singing. Just when Gu Xiaobai was about to draw out a knife to kill someone, Luo Shuquan grabbed Gu Xiaobai, his face pale. "What can I do! You don't help me find a way, and we are getting closer and closer, going out to drink coffee and watch movies every now and then. She also told me which boys have been chasing her recently, and also Let me help her analyze the list, which one is better to choose, and it's not the vegetable market. What's the point of looking for me so frequently?" "Yes, what do you mean?" "I asked her too." "What did she say?" "Friend..." Luo Shuquan imitated AMY's tone and said innocently. At this moment, there was a knock on the door of Gu Xiaobai's house. After Gu Xiaobai opened the door... Zuo Yongbang stood at the door... With ragged clothes, messy hair, and unshaven beard, he looks no different from a beggar on the street... When Gu Xiaobai and Luo Shuquan were in a daze, Zuo Yongbang walked in with great vigor and swaggered on Gu Xiaobai's sofa. "I don't go out very much recently, what's the matter?" Gu Xiaobai finally went crazy, "The world is changing so fast, why is this style popular recently?" "Victory is in sight!" Zuo Yongbang shouted. "You're dying!" the two said in unison. "Haha, this is the effect!" Seeing the two in a daze, Zuo Yongbang explained proudly. "Do you know that since I resigned, I have been wearing this look every day. I don't tidy up my room at home, and everything is in a mess. Every day, I pick up the secretary from get off work with this look. I stand at the door of my original company, and my colleagues pass by me. It's like seeing a ghost. The secretary's face is getting uglier when he sees me..." The two... finally understood... The so-called strong man stabs himself twice after breaking his wrist... Appearing in front of everyone every day with a face covered in blood... I'm really willing to cut myself into pieces, dare to mess up everything... This kind of spirit is really an outstanding representative of Capricorn, Gu Xiaobai couldn't help thinking. Not only that... “我还考虑去做个那种头发，”左永邦还说，“像那种黑人饶舌歌手一样的，可以一年不洗的那种头发……怎么样？” “你真是不上班比上班还累啊！” “那是……容易么我……”左永邦高兴地说，“我现在管'以这种姿态去接秘书下班'这件事情叫做上班。有耕耘，有收获……哦，对了！”左永邦突然想起，从兜里掏出一小瓶酒，仰头喝了两口，对着手吹了口气，满意地点头。 “造型要做足……” 然后飘然而去。 “我们一定要向他学习。”两人望着左永邦的背影暗自发誓。 左永邦连车也不开了，为了加上一层浑身臭汗的氛围——顺便锻炼身体——从顾小白家出来，一路小跑到公司。上了楼，在原来公司的电梯口这么坐着。 强自抑制着在面前放上一个饭盆的冲动…… 每天以这样的造型坐着，已经有快一个月了吧。从一个叱咤商场的商业天才，到一个穷困潦倒的落拓瘪三。左永邦以一种巨大的耐心和恶趣味乐此不疲地维持着，因为这样显示出“从本公司辞职的悲惨下场”，简直是一块活广告牌。老板也不赶他走——赶也没用，稍微劝说一下，左永邦就把鼻涕蹭到别人身上…… 秘书走过来了，拎着包，铁青着脸。 “小美，小美，你下班啦！我来帮你拎！”左永邦像看到神仙一样扑上去，热泪盈眶。 “不用了！”秘书铁青着脸。 “用的用的，你不要客气。” “我不是客气……”秘书终于叹了口气，“左永邦，我们还是算了吧。” 左永邦……瑟缩着手，呆呆地看着她…… 为了这一天！ 英特耐雄耐尔就一定会实现！ 左永邦的内心在嘶喊着，但仍然呆呆地看着她，带着颤抖，不敢相信和一种世界毁灭的灰暗感。 “小美！你怎么能不要我啊！你怎么能这样狠心啊！啊啊啊啊！” 眼光瞥到米琪也正好下班，从玻璃门出来，左永邦立马跪倒，拉着秘书的裤腿苦苦哀求。 “不是我狠心，”秘书说，“我们生活在一个现实的世界里。对不起，我已经有男朋友了……” Hey? 大家都在努力呢……谢谢你小美…… 这时，电梯门打开，上次那个和左永邦打了一架的广告公司小伙儿出现在电梯口，秘书适时地搂住他的手臂。 "Let's go." 小男孩看看秘书，又看了看左永邦，突然灵光一现，认出了面前这个人。 “这个这个……”小男孩哆嗦着挽起袖子，转头看着秘书，“要不要再打一架啊？” 上次已经快残废了呢…… “算了算了，你跟一要饭的较什么劲啊？”秘书拉着男孩进了电梯。 这应该是结局了吧？ 米琪还看着呢……在玻璃门口，米琪呆呆地看着这一切。 左永邦连忙扑倒在电梯口，对着合上的电梯哭天抢地。 “你们怎么能这样啊！你们这对狗男女！啊啊啊，我好惨啊……”小声地，“早生贵子啊……” 左永邦哭成了泪人——真的很累人——突然手臂被什么人抬住。 左永邦缓缓站起来转过身。 是米琪——以从未见过的神色看着他。 “起来，左永邦，快起来，她不值得你这样。” "what?" “我说她不值得你这样。” 面前的男人突然起了变化，好像魔幻片里的特效一样。突然，浑身的落魄、酒气、颓丧都在缓缓消褪，消逝，蒸发，整个人慢慢像蜕了皮一样，眼神清亮，锐利。 “我知道值得的不是她。” 米琪呆呆地看着左永邦，面前这个男人又回来了…… 米琪的手要挣脱，但被死死地扣住。 “是你……” 又上了他的狗当了…… 好恨啊…… 但这，竟然是面前这个男人…… 为她做过的最浪漫的事情呢。