Chapter 10 LESSON 10: Breakup Etiquette

Since the day when human civilization was born, we have invented such things as etiquette. From dressing, eating, living, and traveling, everything has its etiquette.Etiquette is different in every country, and etiquette is different for everyone.Etiquette has no practical use and no actual shape, but it is a kind of lubricant, ensuring that everyone, every relationship, and every link in this city are operating reasonably and changing, so that people do not feel abrupt and unreasonable. jerky. When we get used to etiquette, we can never live without it.The first rule of etiquette about love between men and women: break up, you must be sad... because it is respect for each other...

In the living room, Luo Shuquan was facing the TV, standing on the dance mat, swaying up and down fanatically and selflessly, closing his eyes and intoxicating himself, high as hell.On the side, Gu Xiaobai and Ah Qian sat side by side on chairs, staring at him dumbfounded. "Hey, didn't he just break up with his girlfriend?" Ah Qian whispered to Gu Xiaobai, "Why isn't he sad at all?" "How do I know? Go ask him..." Gu Xiaobai also answered in a low voice. "Is his brain different from that of ordinary people, or is he actually very sad and is relying on this to vent?"

"I don't know, but don't you women go to the nightclub to dance and drink as soon as you break up?" "Who are you women?" Ah Qian turned and stared at him. "I said you." "But he's a man, and what's the point of jumping in front of a TV, and the TV won't pick him up." "Well, so you're still crazy, right?" Gu Xiaobai asserted. Maybe he heard them talking, or maybe he was a little bored dancing alone, Luo Shuquan suddenly turned his head and looked at them very high, "Hi, what are you talking about? Sneaky..."

"It's nothing, you continue to dance." Gu Xiaobai said quickly. "Well, why don't you tell others..." Luo Shuquan acted coquettishly beyond the limits of Ah Qian and Gu Xiaobai's imagination... This really terrified the two of them. "Are you really crazy?" Ah Qian was frightened to death. "Then come and dance with me! Come on, Teacher Luo will teach you how to dance, one, two, three, twist ~ one two three ~ SMOOTH~" Luo Shuquan twisted his body obsessively, performing a weird show in full view of the crowd. "I'm asking you!" Ah Qian walked up and turned off the TV with a bang, "You just broke up, aren't you sad?"

Ever since Luo Shuquan and AMY broke up because of their first love boyfriend, they were kicked out of the house—by the way, AMY also returned the "umbrella" that Luo Shuquan lent her, and the "umbrella" meant breaking up.The two were instantly downgraded from lovers to "acquaintances"—Luo Shuquan was Gu Xiaobai's friend, and AMY was Mo Xiaomin's friend.Because of this relationship, the two knew each other's name, and nodded politely even if they met.In any sense, the relationship between the two has been terminated.Gu Xiaobai, Aqian and others have been waiting with bated breath for Luo Shuquan to switch himself to the "broken relationship mode".

Alcoholism, depression, writing on Weibo saying "I don't believe in love anymore", tearing up all the photos of the other party and swallowing them, and adding three words "It's a silly X" after the tattoo of the other party's name-although it takes a little effort, But this is all in lovelorn mode. The lovelorn mode represents cherishing the other party and expressing its preciousness. What is a word called? ——"Painful loss". Losing someone or something you care about is painful. Ah Qian and Gu Xiaobai have been waiting for Luo Shuquan to show this pain.But as time passed, Luo Shuquan not only didn't show it—they thought that Luo Shuquan's reaction was a little slower than others at first—but became more and more happy.

This is not only puzzling, it's just... irritating. This makes lovelorn experts Aqian and Gu Xiaobai so embarrassed when faced with their bloody love story, they wish they could shoot Luo Shuquan on behalf of the people and justice. "Aren't you upset you just broke up?"—equivalent to, "Are you pleading guilty?" However…… Unexpectedly, Luo Shuquan turned his head in a daze, with a face of confusion and infuriating innocence. "Why should I be sad?" He walked to the table and sat down, asking in confusion. "You just broke up with your girlfriend!"

"I know, you said it." Ah Qian wanted to slap the folding chair on Luo Shuquan's head. "I didn't say it...it was you...you just broke up!" "I know, she broke up with me, why should I be sad?" Luo Shuquan asked in a daze. Gu Xiaobai had been silent on the sidelines, but suddenly interjected coldly, "I clearly remember that you were the one who broke up with him." "Yes..." Luo Shuquan turned around in a daze. "I went to break up with her first, and then she agreed. Then we have reached an agreement, and we have reached an agreement, why should I be sad?"

Ah Qian slowly turned her head to look at Gu Xiaobai, unexpectedly Gu Xiaobai was also looking at her, and at the same time, the two found each other's mouths grinning to one side. What kind of an expression of horror can only be achieved in an instant! I went to break up with her first, and then she agreed, then we have reached an agreement, we have reached an agreement, why should I be sad... "No..." Looking at them, Luo Shuquan was even more confused, "If you go to discuss a project and the project is successful, will you be sad? You go to the store to buy things, and the salesman will give you the things after paying , will you be sad? When you are studying, you will go to the teacher to defend your thesis, will you be sad if you pass the defense?"

Luo Shu looked at Aqian and Gu Xiaobai in turn, puzzled. Until the two of them are alive, watching the collapse, and seeing the existence of self-worth, these things are all destroyed. "Genius..." After waiting for a long time, Ah Qian slammed the table. Gu Xiaobai was bored for a long time, but he also thought about it, "Yes..." In this case, from any angle, it is impeccable logic.Simple and straightforward, it immediately marked Gu Xiaobai and Aqian's 20 to 30 years of experience in life. "Why didn't I know him earlier?" After realizing it, Ah Qian complained, "With this kind of thinking... I can avoid most of the tragedies in my life."

Gu Xiaobai also felt emotional, "The brains of science students are so cool..." "No... I really don't understand... what are you guys talking about?" Luo Shuquan was still perplexed with such sincerity, unwilling to let go. The sun set quietly. There were thousands of rays of light in the house, Ah Qian was suddenly enlightened, slammed the table, and pointed at Luo Shuquan. "It's nothing, that's it, I've decided! From now on, every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, I will come to you to give a class. You instilled your outlook on life, values, and all kinds of messy thoughts in me..." "why?" "No reason, I will give you benefits!" Didn't see the benefit, just heard, Luo Shuquan still stared at her blankly. "As a reward," Ah Qian looked at him, "I'll introduce you to a new girlfriend, how about it?" "Who is it?" "You can choose any of my girlfriends." Seeing how generous she was, Gu Xiaobai quickly pulled her aside and warned, "You just have the heart to push your friend into the fire pit like this?" "What's the matter?" Aqian stared back at him, "My tragic life is about to change, and I don't care about their lives. Besides," Aqian pointed at Luo Shuquan proudly, "What is a fire pit? Being able to be with such a man and listen to his teachings every day is simply the greatest happiness in life." "Then why don't you date him?" Gu Xiaobai asked coldly, in exchange for a truth worth a thousand words. "You think I'm stupid?" The thinking of a person like Ah Qian is to some extent like Luo Shuquan's, clouded and incomprehensible.Luo Shuquan is a typical scientific thinking, representing the highest state of computer; A Qian is another school, representing the highest state of mental illness. Before Gu Xiaobai could react, Ah Qian had disappeared.Half an hour later, she appeared at the door again, carrying a big, thick stamp album-like thing, walked in, and slapped it on the countertop. Complemented by an expression of flying like a thousand mountains and birds. nice one…… Lonely master. Curiously leaning over, Gu Xiaobai and Luo Shuquan carefully opened the stamp album. Each page is a photo of a girl, supplemented by age, zodiac sign, job, and star ratings like iTunes rates songs. Those who don't know will think that she just robbed the police station and stole the missing persons files. "What... is this?" Gu Xiaobai asked. "This...is my 'Single Girl Information Book'!" Aqian announced word by word. In exchange, Gu Xiaobai rolled his eyes, "It's obviously the 'Single Leftover Women Data Book'." "What do you know, you!" Ah Qian looked at him disdainfully, "The leftover women come from young girls, as long as they are women, they can become young girls at the age of sixteen or seventeen, but they have no qualifications or experience. Are you qualified to be a leftover woman?" This is indeed the truth. Leftover women does not mean that no one wants them, and not having leftovers does not mean that they are expensive.Whatever is expensive, always hopes to fall into the hands of "worthy" people. I don't know where I've heard such a saying: No matter how ugly a woman is, she can get married, but those with top-notch aptitude and looks are singled out, all because of the sentence "I don't want to settle down". In this way, the responsibility falls on the man instead. These creatures are really too disappointing. "Let me ask you," Gu Xiaobai flipped through the missing persons case book and asked Aqian, "Do all of you women have a habit of being matchmakers?" "I don't know about others, but for me, yes." Ah Qian readily admitted. "why?" "It amounts to some kind of psychic healing." "Spiritual healing?" "Yeah," Ah Qian said, looking at Gu Xiaobai and Luo Shuquan who looked blank, "Think about it, every time I successfully sell one from here, I'll think, what the hell...so stupid... It was successfully sold, and the old lady praised it so much, can the glorious future be far away? Hahaha." Ah Qian crossed his hips, laughing so hard that I cut myself off. Looking up at Ah Qian's triumphant figure, Gu Xiaobai couldn't help showing a mocking expression, and rustled with Luo Shuquan. "It looks like someone who has never studied logic, or who has zero logic." "Huh? What do you mean?" Ah Qian turned around and asked vigilantly. "Well, that's how it is," Gu Xiaobai turned his head and explained patiently, "In your logic just now, you overlooked an important premise. In this, no matter how stupid a woman is, you will sell her. Also That is to say, you are a necessary condition in this logic, but you can’t sell yourself like this. Because in this way, others will think that you are dying of anxiety or simply crazy. So if you want to be sold like this, You are going to find another woman who is as shameless as you, who treats a dead horse as a living one... Do you understand?" It took a minute for Ah Qian to finally understand, and the moment he realized it, his face turned ashen. Ah Qian grabbed Luo Shuquan and cried loudly, "Master! Let's start class quickly!!!" "Oh, hurry up and open the book first." Luo Shuquan was already dying of anxiety. After talking for a long time, he was still happy to see Lie Xin, Ah Qian looked at Luo Shuquan, pulled himself together, and opened the notebook. Inside are all kinds of faces, as if aliens are holding an exhibition of female creatures on earth. "Okay!" Aqian proudly showed, "This is a collection of single girl data books that I have spent many years traveling through the streets and alleys, burning, killing, looting, and plundering—collecting information from all provinces and autonomous regions of the country. , single women in all municipalities and units. I have it here for whatever money you want and what kind of industry you are engaged in. Everyone who comes from the south or north, don’t miss it when you pass by. Haha..." Having completely forgotten what happened just now, Ah Qian became happy again. "Hey, what is this for?" Luo Shuquan asked enthusiastically, pointing to one of them. "Oh, this one is already married." "Ah...then why are you still letting this go?" "She told me to stay here first, in case of emergency." Luo Shuquan and Gu Xiaobai instantly petrified. Flipping anxiously on the side, suddenly seeing one, Gu Xiaobai became excited, "I like this! It's obviously mine!!!" Ah Qian stared at it for a while, then turned to look at Gu Xiaobai expressionlessly. "Has this been abandoned by you last year?" "Ah?" Gu Xiaobai quickly lowered his head, looked at it silently for a while, buried his face on the table, and sobbed, "Bad memory really kills people..." No one cared about him, Luo Shuquan continued to flip through, and Aqian was beside him happily waiting for instructions like his mother Sang.Luo Shuquan suddenly pointed to one, "Huh? This, this..." On the screen...is a very, very beautiful woman, elegant and quiet, dignified and beautiful, with a touch of tradition in the fashion, and a little wild in the tradition, and there seems to be a layer of urgency to "go home" floating outside the wild , in the urgency is a kind of calmness after seeing the storm. What kind of performance level is needed to create a super girl like a mille-feuille cake. "Ah! This guest officer is really lucky!" Aqian went up to take a look, and was also shocked, "This is a VIP member I just joined in not long ago. I don't show it to ordinary people at all, because the conditions are so low. She is so outstanding. She is 23 years old this year and works as a cashier at the bank counter. Because she is so beautiful, there is basically no business at other windows. She is the only window who queues up outside the bank. Among them are elementary school students, middle school students, A company employee, an uncle who sells pancakes in the alley, and not long ago, there was a news that a 70-year-old grandpa collapsed from heat stroke outside the bank because of standing in line for too long." "That……" "It's a pity that I just fell out of love..." Ah Qian spread her hands sadly, "I have suffered a major blow to my outlook on life, so I just want to find an honest and down-to-earth man to marry, and I don't ask for anything." Gu Xiaobai, who had his head buried on the table, suddenly pretended to be dead, and raised his hand suddenly. "Isn't that just talking about me?!" Gu Xiaobai was pushed violently by Luo Shuquan, almost flying out of the atmosphere. Withdrawing his palm, Luo Shuquan looked at the photo with a smile, and smiled foolishly. "Huh? Like it?" Aqiancha looked at him, "Okay! That's her! I'll contact you when I get back!!!" Aqian's demeanor is very similar to the proprietress of a grocery store in ancient times.Shipment and purchase, shipment and purchase, on the surface it seems not far from an idiot, but there are really some ancient artifacts in the ballast.Those youthful and lonely souls floating in the city are all collected in her bottles, and when they are opened, they are full of stories.I don't dare to look at it on weekdays, because I am afraid that it will bring back my own memories. This day was the day she made an appointment with Luo Shuquan and Yang Jingjing, the beauty of the thousand-layer cake. At dusk, while Gu Xiaobai was still writing in front of the computer, he saw Luo Shuquan rushing in with a change of clothes. Gu Xiaobai shook his head, and Luo Shuquan rushed back immediately; after a while, he came in with another change of clothes, and Gu Xiaobai shook his head again , Luo Shuquan immediately rushed back; after a while, he changed his clothes and rushed in... This went back and forth N times, each time looking at Gu Xiaobai full of expectation. Finally, Gu Xiaobai nodded slowly. "Is it okay this time?" Luo Shuquan asked excitedly. "No, I really don't have the energy to shake my head..." "Okay! That's it!" Luo Shuquan walked triumphantly in front of the door, flirting back and forth. "Tag tag!" Gu Xiaobai yelled anxiously. Luo Shuquan looked down, and saw that there were still labels on the clothes that hadn't been torn off.Pulling hard, pulling hard, biting his teeth, he still couldn't get it off, stomped his feet, turned around and rushed out the door, Gu Xiaobai lay down on the table in despair, thinking that he would go on a blind date with Luo Shuquan later, he wanted to die. Luo Shuquan went back to the house, closed the door, and searched for scissors.After finally finding it, Luo Shuquan picked out the labels one by one, and then looked left and right in the mirror, feeling very impressed.After tidying everything up and down, he walked to the door imposingly, opened it and went out. In the corridor outside the cash drawer KTV private room, Gu Xiaobai waited anxiously for Luo Shuquan.During this period, he saw countless beauties in the world - beauties who ran into the men's bathroom because of drunkenness, uncles who pretended to be drunk and molested girls, and middle-aged men in a room singing "Glorious Years" with their doors open, mourning No longer returning, it seems that there has never been a youth at all. A full half an hour late, Luo Shuquan finally arrived anxiously. "Here, here! What are you doing! Let me come here first, you have been delayed for so long by yourself." Gu Xiaobai complained. "Well, I ran into something just before I left..." Luo Shu looked around absent-mindedly, "Where is she, is she here?" "It's been a long time!" Gu Xiaobai said bitterly, "I don't have much to say to her, the two of us are sitting there stupidly, and Aqian is singing wildly." "Then why don't you talk to her?!" "A friend's wife can't play!" "Let you talk," Luo Shuquan looked at him incredulously, "Who told you to play!" "I'm so ticklish!" In the box, Aqian sat alone beside the computer karaoke table, singing wildly with a microphone in his hand.On the front seat, Luo Shuquan and Yang Jingjing sat side by side, neither of them spoke, embarrassed, Yang Jingjing lowered her head, and Luo Shuquan kept drinking a cup of water by the side, the atmosphere was awkward and tense. He still remembered that after he and Gu Xiaobai had confronted each other, before entering the door, he heard Aqian singing hoarsely inside with a microphone: "If you die, you have to love~~~It's not happy if you don't feel it~~~" He stumbled in fright, and managed to get up in embarrassment... in sight... A pair of slender legs, a short suit, a slim jacket, long hair, and a beautiful and shy face. "Hi, my name is Yang Jingjing..." The man looked at him and stretched out his hand to help him. At this moment, that person was sitting beside him, and his hands were only 0.01 centimeters away from him. However, as if watching a 4D movie, you can see the face, hear the voice, and even smell the perfume from the other person, but you can't touch it. Because he didn't know what to say at all, he just drank water glass by glass. Seeing this situation, Gu Xiaobai finally couldn't bear it any longer, and moved to Aqian's side worriedly, reminding her in a low voice, "Hey, I think the air pressure is so low..." "Ah?" Ah Qian turned his head and didn't care, "Then you go and turn on the air conditioner!" "Screw your head! Look back yourself!" Turning around, Luo Shuquan was drinking the first glass of water burning hot all over, and finally finished drinking it in one gulp, put down the glass with a slam, turned his head, and looked at Yang Jingjing with a piercing gaze. "Uh... what are your hobbies?" "I usually like to go to the flower market after work," Yang Jingjing replied shyly, "buy some flowers and go home, or go to the cinema to watch a movie alone..." "Oh……" "And you?" "Stay home." Yang Jingjing was not a talkative person in the first place, but when she met someone like Luo Shuquan who was good at talking to death, she was completely at a loss.After being dazed for a while, she had no choice but to start another topic, "I heard from Ah Qian, you are the teacher of the computer training class?" In any case, as a beauty, Yang Jingjing has done her best in doing this. Instead of despising Luo Shuquan's dullness, she took the initiative to find a topic.As a beautiful woman, it is my job to be ignorant of the oncoming strike-ups. How can I get mixed up in the sake of strike-up with the passage of time?Gu Xiaobai couldn't stand it any longer, and leaned over to lift up the sedan chair very enthusiastically. "Yes, yes!" Gu Xiaobai added an affectionate gesture, "He is not only a computer class teacher, but also a life mentor for all of us. What confusions and problems do we encounter in life, can't think about it, think about it Suicide, the first thing that comes to my mind is to find him, and I don’t want to die at all after I’m done.” "really? Why?" "Because after getting along with him, you will find that death is not scary at all." Gu Xiaobai said decisively. "Really?" Yang Jingjing smiled, but couldn't continue, "I can't imagine him in class." "Hey, then you haven't heard him in class." Gu Xiaobai was as excited as if he was on a blind date, "That's impassioned, that's pointing out the country. He didn't show his performance today, mainly because there are no beautiful women in his class. You know, There is no way, to be honest, this is not good." Turning around, Yang Jingjing smiled softly at Luo Shuquan, "Then I'll ask you for help when my computer breaks down..." "Ah?" Luo Shuquan hadn't reacted yet. Behind him, Gu Xiaobai gave him a thumbs up. "Love even to death~~~" The whole room is filled with Ah Qian's singing that can kill people. In this purgatory-like place, Yang Jingjing and Luo Shuquan left each other's mobile phone numbers.Two or three hours later, the four of them left the KTV and went back to their respective homes.Aqian asked Gu Xiaobai for money, Gu Xiaobai asked why, Aqian said that I sang for you for more than two hours, no matter what, I had to charge Tianya singer's share of money.Of course Gu Xiaobai refused, and kicked Ah Qian away, and walked home while chatting with Luo Shuquan. Throughout the return trip, Gu Xiaobai was obviously more excited than Luo Shuquan, expressing emotion all the way, saying that in today's society, fast-food love can be established by singing a song.It's like meeting a magpie on a bridge, then Aqian is a magpie, even though he sings like a crow, he is still a bird... Gu Xiaobai talked nonsense along the way, but Luo Shuquan still didn't say a word until the door of the house, appearing to be preoccupied. "What's the matter? What a show." Gu Xiaobai was incredulous, "They even asked you to come to repair the computer!" "Then what if the computer is really broken?" "Do you understand?!" Gu Xiaobai was almost pissed off, "The important thing is not to fix the computer! It's to come to the door to fix the computer!" "What about after the repair?" "After repairing, you can break her stereo while she's not paying attention!" "You used to pick up girls like this?" "Of course not." Gu Xiaobai said proudly, "This is a method specifically targeting you..." Arriving at the door of Luo Shuquan's house, Gu Xiaobai was about to go upstairs when Luo Shuquan suddenly stopped him. "Uh... there is one thing." Luo Shuquan looked at Gu Xiaobai and said with a stammer, "I didn't tell you just now, the reason why I went out late was because I was about to go out—I met..." ——AMY. Gu Xiaobai was so surprised that his jaw almost dropped, half of it was because he didn't understand.So, Luo Shuquan explained, "Didn't you say that I didn't cut the labels of my clothes? I went downstairs to cut the labels. I just finished cutting them..." Luo Shuquan opened the door, eager to go out. Unexpectedly, when I looked up, AMY appeared at the door. AMY was dressed in black, with a sad expression, and stood straight at the door. It seemed that he was about to ring the doorbell, when the door opened just like that. "A...AMY?" Luo Shuquan stared at her blankly. "Shuquan..." AMY's tone was so sad. "What... what's wrong?" "I have something to tell you." AMY looked at him and tried to smile, "Can you let me in?" Luo Shuquan's mind went blank, and AMY, whom he hadn't seen for more than a month, suddenly appeared in front of him like a revived soul.This shocked all his five sense organs, and the only thing he could think of was to call Gu Xiaobai and say that he had something to do and he would be here later. After hanging up the phone, Luo Shuquan turned and closed the door, looking at AMY. The person in front of him had a hesitant, unspeakable expression. At that moment, Luo Shuquan suspected that AMY's funds were not well managed, and that he came here to borrow money from himself. Taking off the sunglasses, AMY's eyes are even more complicated. "What... what happened?" Luo Shuquan was about to go crazy. "Shuquan, I've thought about it," AMY stood in the middle of the room, twisting his hands, struggling for a long time, raised his head, and stared at Luo Shuquan, "Let's break up..." "Ah? What breakup? What kind of hand?" At the door of Luo Shuquan's house, Gu Xiaobai also stared blankly at Luo Shuquan, "Didn't you break up already?" "Yeah! I think so too!" "Then what?" Then…… Facing AMY who struggled so hard to say this, Luo Shuquan didn't know how to say "haven't we already broken up?", so he had to dismantle it first, throwing out the parts one by one tentatively... "No... this... we... are not..." He said while watching the reaction. AMY interrupted him, "Shuquan, I thought about it a while ago, and we are not suitable. You don't know or you are not mature enough to know what women want or don't want. I I'm not a twenty-year-old girl anymore, I don't have time to play anymore, and I don't have time to slowly cultivate a boy and teach him what women want and don't want. So... let's separate..." AMY finished speaking in one breath, with an extremely sad expression. Luo Shuquan completely lost his sense of time. Now…… What month is it? "It scared me to death. It turned out to be a matter of etiquette in breaking up." At the door of Luo Shu's family, Gu Xiaobai patted his chest and said with lingering fear. "What?" Luo Shuquan looked at him blankly, "What is the etiquette for breaking up?" "Then...it's like this..." Gu Xiaobai thought for a while, and then began to explain, "A man and a woman are together, they like each other, and they fall in love. There is no reason for this, right?" Before Luo Shuquan could say yes, he Then he continued, "But you need a reason to break up, why am I too old, you are too young; I am too mature, you are immature; you are a good person, I am not good enough for you ;Send a good person card; my dog ​​was hit and killed by a car. No matter what, you have to find a decent statement on everyone's table, so that both sides look good. But in the final analysis, there is only one reason, I am not enough Love you, or I don't love you enough to love you - but you can't say that, right? In this way, you have set up an enemy for yourself, so you need the etiquette of breaking up. She said she thought about it for a long time, and it was the same The principle is to show respect to you, nothing else." "Ah!" Luo Shuquan suddenly realized, "That's right!" "Nonsense!" Gu Xiaobai's eyes looked like someone looking at a feudal society, "Now that you are in a relationship and do not contact each other for a week, this agreement will automatically become invalid! Don't say that you have ignored each other for three weeks. Everyone I know it's considered a breakup, she's just here for a formality, please be polite...you know, business..." "Ah! This... I..." Looking at Luo Shuquan's awkward posture, an ominous premonition rose in Gu Xiaobai's heart. "You...you what?" Gu Xiaobai approached tentatively, "You...you can't be..." "Yeah! How do I know!" Luo Shuquan screamed, "I think she's acting so sad! It's impossible for me to tell her that we broke up a long time ago! She also said that I don't understand women, why don't I understand women? Ah!" Luo Shuquan pointed at Gu Xiaobai, "You said it! Women, when they say 'no', they mean 'yes'. They are all ironic." "So... so?" Looking at Luo Shuquan, Gu Xiaobai's teeth were sweating. "So...so..." So... when he saw such a sad and desperate AMY standing in front of him, any woman standing in front of him in such a posture, he would do the following.He looked at it for a while, and couldn't help but walked up to AMY and hugged AMY. "Don't say that!" Luo Shuquan buried his face in AMY's hair and muttered, "Don't say such things to me again! I don't need to know other women! Because they are nothing to me! But I can't help but know you Although, you are so mysterious and difficult to understand, like a very thick book. But even if I look up the dictionary, even if I ask others, I want to spend my whole life slowly reading you, you can ?" AMY's eyes were already moist, and she tried her best to control herself, but who could bear this, she finally cried. "Am I really that important to you?" "There's nothing more important than you..." Luo Shuquan said firmly and emphatically. "Where did you learn these messy lines?" Luo Shu's family and Gu Xiaobai finally went crazy, wanting to grab his head and hit the wall. "I usually get used to what you're talking about." Luo Shuquan had an innocent look on his face. "Damn! When did I say that to you?" "You told others, I learned it secretly by the side." "It's over, it's over, it's over, something happened now." Gu Xiaobai ignored Luo Shuquan, and started to wander around in circles, "What should I do now? Let me tell you, women like to break up the most! Because breaking up can fully satisfy the desire in their minds." Desire to act. When it comes to breaking up, what Japanese dramas, Korean dramas, and Qiongyao dramas I usually watch in my mind, all come up, and the sadness is so joyful! I wish I had an incurable disease at that time. You are better, and you are still with her Acting in a rivalry, now it's all right! What should I do now!" Luo Shuquan was completely taken aback. turn out to be…… It's not what I thought it was? ! "What should I do?" Luo Shuquan stared at him blankly. "Ask you! What should I do? Then?" "Then..." Luo Shuquan recalled vigorously, "She was hugged by me and cried for a long time. I kept looking up at the clock on the wall. She raised her head abruptly, looked at me, and told me..." "I'm very confused right now...you let me think about it, okay?" Gu Xiaobai continued. "Huh? How do you know?" "Go to hell. And then?" "It's nothing. Then, because I'm in a hurry to go out, I just agreed." Slowly slumping to the ground, Gu Xiaobai had already collapsed. "Scared me……" "Then what should we do now?" Luo Shuquan asked for help like a dog. "What should I do?" Gu Xiaobai looked at Luo Shuquan, who was not up to snuff, "You have no choice but to hurry up and chase Yang Jingjing, and on the other hand, hurry up and pray to God to bless Amy. After considering it, the result is to say no to you..." After finishing speaking, Gu Xiaobai didn't look at him again, and went upstairs tiredly slowly. Regarding love, for thousands of years, it has been slowly shaped by TV dramas, movies, and novels as if dripping through stone.Of course, the beginning is flashy, and the middle must be lingering.Then because of these and other things, you always start to complain, be dissatisfied, and have other thoughts.When these gradually escalate into irreconcilable contradictions, there will inevitably be a scene of crying and grabbing the ground, which is the climax.After the climax, there is melancholy and sadness, as the aftertaste of Xu Xie, so far the perfect ending.These links are slowly molded into shape, and each ring is clearly defined.So that I don’t know from which day, people are missing a link in their relationship, or a certain link is not beautiful enough, and they are full of regrets in their hearts—as if this relationship is incomplete and they have lost something. There is a feeling of "losing", so it is natural to make up for it. Luo Shuquan and AMY were making up such a thing at this time, but when Jing Gu Xiaobai said it, not only was there no sense of beauty, but he felt that his nerves had made a mistake.In order to make up for this mistake, Luo Shuquan rushed to chase Yang Jingjing. In fact, Luo Shuquan was not so enthusiastic about Yang Jingjing in the first place. He is a science student, unlike Gu Xiaobai who would have that sense of fate at any time, "Ah! I'm dead, if I don't marry her in this life, I will be struck by lightning" .When science students deal with feelings, even the most beautiful beauties need a process of warming up, so that they will not have the illusory feeling of being hit in the face and being hit in the soul.But as said before, he made a mistake, and in order to make up for it, he hastened to make another mistake. The next day, he hurried to the bank.Behind the bank counter window, Yang Jingjing was busy accepting business in uniform, and there was a long queue in front of her. Luo Shuquan lined up tremblingly, and finally it was his turn, and he walked up.Yang Jingjing was slightly startled when she saw Luo Shuquan, but out of professionalism, she immediately regained her composure. "Hello." Yang Jingjing smiled like an ordinary customer. Luo Shuquan also sat down, smiling earnestly like a salesman, "Hello." "is there something I can help you with?" "I...I want to save something." "Store what?" "Myself……" "Ah?...Store...Where to save it?" Seeing Yang Jingjing's embarrassing expression, Luo Shuquan added affectionately. "Keep it in your heart..." "Will she beat me like this?" Luo Shuquan asked Gu Xiaobai worriedly after discussing the incision at Gu Xiaobai's house the night before. "Don't you like acting very much?!" Gu Xiaobai gave him a hard look. "Then I don't want to be beaten by her or kicked out by her!" "If that's the case, that's right!" "Ah?" Luo Shuquan was already going insane after a night of continuous stimulation. "That...it's like this," Gu Xiaobai suddenly became inexplicably excited, "We have to hurry up and catch up with Yang Jingjing, right? But according to your situation, it's more difficult, right? In this way, we A little strategy is needed, what kind of strategy? It is to arouse her sense of guilt. You think, if she kicked you out rashly, thinking back, she must feel uneasy, and you have no bad intentions, right? Top At most, she just said a few stupid words. In this way, she will feel a little guilty towards you in her heart, and in this way, the situation will be more favorable to us. " This is possible too? "I have no choice but to take the risk, brother!" "Then... then what if she treats me as a psychopath?" Luo Shuquan asked hesitantly. "You thought you weren't mentally ill?!" A question caused Gu Xiaobai to shout frantically... At the bank counter, Yang Jingjing stared blankly at the mentally ill patient in front of her. Luo Shuquan also looked back at him with trepidation—he felt like he was in a casino even though he was in the bank. After an unknown amount of time, Yang Jingjing came to her senses, smiled sweetly, moved closer to the window, and whispered something to Luo Shuquan... A sentence that made Luo Shuquan feel like he won 100,000 yuan with five yuan. "Come on, I'm at work... I'll call you back, okay?" 语声温柔，柔腻，还带着一点点忐忑的羞涩。罗书全没料到这个反应，自己也呆了。他连蹦带跳地跑出银行，刚蹦到人行道上，就忙不迭地给顾小白打电话报喜。 “真的啊？！”顾小白听了也很高兴，“她连这套也吃啊？这下太好了，她心理年龄七岁都不到啊。” "Uh……" 罗书全刚想反唇相讥，手里的电话突然嘟嘟地响起，那是有电话要插进来，他没想到杨晶晶那么急不可耐。他匆匆把顾小白电话挂了，看也没看就接通了另一个电话。 “喂……是我，我想和你谈一谈。”一个女声传来。 “好啊好啊好啊。”话音刚落，笑容还在脸上怒放的罗书全突然反应过来，一脸僵硬地把手机凑到眼前一看…… 差点昏死过去。 那个“我”，竟然是目前尚不知是“前女友”还是“现女友”的AMY。 而自己，刚才在不明真相的情况下，不知死活地……答应了。 一般来说，现在的青年婚前谈个七八次恋爱完全不成问题。权当累积经验教训和为婚后的平庸琐碎提供回忆排遣的资料。但如果不走运，承上启下得太严密，就会处在罗书全这种身在旋涡中心、叫天不应叫地不灵的局面。此乃纯属没事找事，活该。罗书全不知道为什么，明明对方只是想客气客气，自己也客气客气算了，但演着演着，戏就把人推到一种绝境上。 明明是欢天喜地地奔向新生活，此刻却有了一种劈腿的惶恐感。 “是这样的，书全……” 约一个小时后，在一个咖啡馆，罗书全坐在一脸哀戚的AMY面前，像在参加遗体告别会。 “我从小生活在一个父母一直吵一直吵，一年三百六十五天，天天吵的家庭里面，所以……”AMY抬起头，凄婉地看着他，“所以我对婚姻，又是害怕，又是向往，我向往一段和他们不一样的感情，我又害怕会变得像他们那样……” “所……所以呢？” “我从小就没什么安全感。”AMY仿佛死人一样眼神黯淡，面色灰暗，“我不相信男人的甜言蜜语，我觉得那些都是骗人的，根本就不能相信……” 罗书全拼命点头，如果有另外一个分身，恨不得飞身出来，猛拍AMY肩膀，“说得对！说得对！有觉悟啊小同志！千万不要相信我的话。” “但是你那天的话真的让我很感动。”AMY抬起头，继续道，“我回去想了又想，想了又想。我真的好害怕，我害怕真的就这样错过一个真心待我又踏实的男人……” 罗书全又有了一种不祥的预感。 at this time…… 大规模的青蛙应该迁徙了吧……罗书全痴痴地想着。 面前的那个人按住了他的手，悲情地看着他，“书全，告诉我，我能相信你吗？你真的是我一直在等的那个男人吗？” 然后，罗书全说了一句自己意料之中但怎么也无法相信、噩梦般的话。 “我当然是……” “我怎么会说这样一句话来呢？”回家的路上，罗书全怔怔地想，于情于理都应该说不是才对。可情境摆在那里，台词摆在那里，电视剧演到那里男主角要不说“是”，观众是会抡起手里的玻璃杯砸电视的。不知不觉把自己放到电视里的罗书全，已经觉得命运不受自己掌控了。所有的一切都在那个矩阵里，那个由所谓“人情世故”“肥皂电视剧”“琼瑶老奶奶”所共同组成的矩阵里。自己只是一个演员，说着言不由衷的台词。 回到家，他免不了又向顾小白求助。这时的顾小白仿佛广电总局局长，随时可以叫停禁播这出戏。可顾小白此时已经彻底失去耐心了，完全放弃了这个演员，愤怒地指着门叫他“滚蛋”。罗书全一个人怔怔地回到屋里，躺在床上仰望着天花板。 “AMY还是杨晶晶，AMY还是杨晶晶？” 仿佛，这是他人生中最关键的抉择。 然而，在这场新欢和旧爱搏斗的战争中，环境突然起了决定性的作用。 罗书全躺在床上，环顾四周…… 到处都是AMY的身影。 AMY和他躺在沙发上喝酒，痴痴笑。 早晨的阳光撒进来，醉得不省人事的她，皮肤有闪白的光。 再加上就在昨天…… 那黯然神伤的眼神，是曾自己深爱的人悲伤的眼神。 更不用提，在这个空间里那许许多多快乐的、缠绵的瞬间——仿佛高科技的全息影像，都在罗书全的眼前立体起来，活动起来。 新欢……尚未取得入境资格，所以在这块领域里的贡献是空白。 终于，罗书全做出了决定…… 在这个虽然脾气暴烈但至情至性的“前女友”和那个温婉美丽的“未来女友”间，他选择了…… former. 因为前者夹带着回忆…… 那是和罗书全共同组成过的人生。 就在这时，手机响了，显示的是“杨晶晶”的来电。 “我下了班再打给你。”离开的时候，杨晶晶笑着这样说道。 她打来了。 罗书全接起来，要跟她说抱歉和再见，我们只是一个美丽的误会…… “我问你呀……你今天这么跑到银行来，跟我说那样的话什么意思啊……”对面的声音高兴地问道。 “没……没什么意思。” 尴尬的仿佛荡漾着情愫的沉默中，罗书全终于鼓起勇气，“我有话想对你说。” “好……”杨晶晶呢喃道。 "I……" “啊！！！”刚说了一个字，对面传来一声尖叫。罗书全差点惊诧地以为杨晶晶有未卜先知的能力，已然先行悲愤而死。没想到过了一会儿，那个好听的声音又重新响起来，用哭笑不得的语气说：“对不起，刚才我在电脑前，想关机跟你说话，一撇手，牛奶翻了。这下你真的要到我家来修电脑了……” 罗书全一整夜没睡，第二天一大早，就又冲出门去找顾小白。顾小白刚刚睡下，还在梦中浮起幸福的微笑，刚弯起一个嘴角，门就被噼里啪啦地砸响。顾小白恨不得把敲门的人扔到飞机上的马桶里冲下去。他愤愤不平地去开门。门一打开，罗书全站在门口，穿着一身要多别扭有多别扭的衣服。 完全是个精神病患者一样的穿法。 “我问你，我穿这身衣服，是不是不管什么女孩子都会嫌弃我？”罗书全期盼地看着他。 面无表情地看了他一会儿，顾小白猛地关上门。 “我只想告诉你，我一会儿要去杨晶晶家里帮她修电脑，我会和她说清楚的。” 一听这话，刚要往里走的顾小白猛地转身，又拉开门。 “说清楚什么？” “我想过了。”面前的男人真心诚意地望着他，“我还是选AMY。所以，我一会儿去跟杨晶晶摊牌。” “你真的想清楚了？” "Ok!" 顾小白伸出手，“那把杨晶晶家地址给我。” “干吗？”罗书全愣了愣，还是不由自主地从口袋里掏出纸条递给他。 纸条马上被对面的人撕得粉碎。 “行了，回去继续睡吧。” "..." “我怎么知道你会说出什么话来？你已经疯了，你知不知道？” “我不会的。”默默地抹去脸上的唾沫后，罗书全继续真心诚意地解释道，“我已经想清楚了，我真的选AMY。我是去跟她摊牌的啊，而且，我已经答应帮她修电脑了，人家都在家里等着我了。” “让她去买个新的好啦！” 罗书全坚毅地看着顾小白，弯腰把纸片捡起，一点点拼凑出来。 在他眼里，拼凑的可是清晰可见的将来。 见罗书全如此执迷不悟，顾小白再也没管他。他对这个看似在不断“选择”，但实际上不断地在“被选择”的男人腻歪透顶，做老好人做到这个份上干脆死掉算了。他看看罗书全，砰地把门关上。罗书全怔了一会儿，下楼出门打车。 天气很好，是一个非常好的周末的早上。 罗书全坐在出租车里，望着窗外滑过的风景，心里还有一种忧伤的美。这样一个周折，并没有减弱对AMY的感情，日后两人回忆起来，虽然会被她打，但未尝不是美好的回忆，凸显了真爱的崎岖。 于是，在路上他不断模拟着接下来要说的台词…… “对不起，我和我之前的女朋友有一点误会。我们吵架了……但是现在和好了，但是我绝对没有利用你的意思……我们……还是做朋友吧……” 这样的话，被罗书全在路上演练了一百次。 每说一次，就把自己感动一次，还没到杨晶晶家，他自己感动得差不多真死了。 与此同时，AMY也经过了几天的反复思索考量，终于下定决心，打电话给莫小闵和盘托出，“嗯……我决定再试一试……因为罗书全不是那种随口甜言蜜语的人。”AMY对莫小闵情真意切地说，当然也包含着她对这段差点夭折的感情的期盼。“他不太会说那种话的，所以我相信他是真心的，他又不是顾小白……对不起，我不是这个意思……没办法，年纪大了，谈新的，又要开始重新习惯，说不定还不如罗书全呢。而且，我对他身上的毛病也了如指掌了，一个个改嘛，有的放矢，总归有行的那一天。” 说来说去，有些事情，有些决定，自己心里做了，总不如对别人也说了。AMY对莫小闵说完，就觉得这件事情尘埃落定，终成现实了。 在杨晶晶家，罗书全帮杨晶晶修完电脑——原因是杨晶晶昨天一边跟罗书全打电话，一边在电脑前犯欠喝牛奶。牛奶洒在机箱里，阴差阳错的，牛奶还没流下去，就被杨晶晶尖叫着绊倒了电源线。所以电脑其实没事，只要晾干就好。两人尴尬地对望着，杨晶晶刚刚想羞涩地请罗书全吃点什么，没想到罗书全突然开口，期期艾艾，但还是完整地把刚才在出租车上演练的那段话原原本本地说了出来。 听完，出乎罗书全意料的，杨晶晶静静地站在那里，什么暴烈的行为都没有——要是AMY，简直不可想象。 杨晶晶只是静静地站在那里，然后抬起头笑了笑。 “好，没事。” “真的没事？”罗书全简直不敢相信居然有这种好事。 "It's really fine." “那……那我走啦？” 杨晶晶抬起头，还是温柔地笑了笑，“好啊。” 罗书全反倒愧疚得要命，只能伸出手，大方地表示，“很高兴认识你。” "me too." 他也不想想杨晶晶可能是看了他今天的打扮，对他这个人的审美彻底表示悲愤，才这么轻易放他走的。 但无论如何，两人终于友好地握了握手，互相笑了笑，看着对方。 “你知道吗，其实这是天意……”杨晶晶突然笑着说。 “啊？什么天意？” “你也知道……”杨晶晶笑了笑，说下去，“我也是刚刚失恋，想早点把自己拔出来，所以去认识了你。但是我心里其实一直忘不掉他，你知道吗？你昨天在银行排队，然后对我说的那些话，他也一模一样地干过，对我说过……” "..." “所以我想，”杨晶晶望着罗书全，“可能你真的是老天派给我，让我忘掉他的。加上昨天电脑坏掉，我更加坚定了自己的想法。”对面的女子又轻轻地说道，“你知道吗？电脑里全是我和他在一起的照片，我一直舍不得删。昨天电脑坏掉，我以为是天在帮我，其实……”被再度抛弃的女人抬起头，脸上满是凄楚，“老天并没有在帮我……” “没事，你走吧，我会好的。” “对不起，帮不了你。”罗书全终于慢慢地松开了杨晶晶的手，好像医生放开病患的手，耶稣放开世人的手，兔子放开胡萝卜的手。他缓缓转过身子，一步步走向门口。 身后，这个身世可怜的凄凉的女孩子…… 对爱情已经绝望，好不容易鼓起对生活的信心，又重新被打回原形的女孩子…… 她突然蹲坐在地上，放声大哭。 “老天并没有帮我……呜呜呜……老天并没有帮我……呜呜呜……” 汹涌的哭声中，翻来覆去的只有这一句话。 “老天并没有帮我，老天凭什么帮我……” 握在门把上的手，终于慢慢松开了…… 也不知道为什么，不知何时，罗书全已经转过身子，慢慢走到杨晶晶面前，蹲下来，搂住她的头抱住她。 反应过来的时候，他已经在抱着她，搂着她的脖子喃喃不已。 “老天不帮你，我来帮你……” “你走吧，我不用你帮我。”杨晶晶朝他挥挥手，“我们无亲无故，你为什么要帮我？” “老天让我遇到你，就是派我来帮你的。” “你不是还有女朋友吗？”杨晶晶抬起头，一脸的泪水。 “我终于明白了。”罗书全痴痴地抬起头，看着天花板，恍然大悟，“老天派我来帮你的办法，就是先玩死我……” 窗外，艳阳高照，不知不觉，已经过了这么久。 而以后，一起看落日的窗户，或许就变成这一扇了…… 晚上，罗书全在一个街头和AMY摊了牌。AMY本来以为这是全新的开始，甚至在罗书全电话她的时候，她还穿了崭新的衣服，抹了新鲜的口红，决定要把爱情进行到底。无论这个人到底多么不可救药。她站在街头，听罗书全来龙去脉地把这几天的事情说完，不可思议地看着他。 罗书全低头不语，AMY想说什么，但什么话都说不出来。遭遇到人世间最荒谬的事情，让AMY觉得语言这种东西是如此没有表达意义。她站了一会儿，转身就走，走出几步，突然站定身子，想起什么似的，又走了回来，啪的一声…… 给了罗书全一个重重的耳光。 这……也是一种礼仪吧。 罗书全捂着脸，望着AMY远去的身影，心想，虽然不知道他前前后后的所作所为到底是对是错，但有一件事他可以确定了，那就是他和AMY这下子真的完了。因为最后的这个礼仪是如此的粗暴而决绝，再没有任何商量的余地，好像一个用圆规画出来的句号，完整而冰冷。 在这个句号前面，那许许多多的回忆，只能变成零散的藏品…… 比如有一天，他和AMY一起牵着手逛百货公司，突然看见一条跳舞毯。 “买一张回家啦？”AMY笑着对他说。 “我买它干吗？” “你呀，”那个人笑吟吟的神情还在眼前，“不要老是宅在家里，有空我们一起出去玩玩，跳跳舞。所以，你先买一张这个回家，自己训练一下啊。” "Uh……" “我希望你成为一个什么都会，没有缺点的男人呀……”胳膊上还有被她搂着的触感，“即使没有这样的人，我也希望你朝着这个方向努力。做一个完美的男人，哪怕是为了我，好吗？” 期盼的眼神下，他买了那张跳舞毯。 直到“分手”后，自己在这张跳舞毯上疯狂地跳着…… 直到阿千走上来质问…… “你——不难过吗？”