Chapter 8 Chapter 8 Going Abroad

1 It's New Year's Day soon, and my college classmates proposed to have a graduation half-anniversary party. They called and said it would be fine, but when they came to inform the party of the time and place, everyone said sorry, next time, this time I can't get away.Is it really that busy? It's no wonder that every meeting can't be organized. The content of the meeting is nothing more than eating and drinking first, and then having fun. It's like this every time, nothing new.In addition to stimulating the stomach and entertaining the senses, there is no choice. You can't go to the library to read books or go back to school to listen to lectures.

Eating and drinking are nothing more than restaurants with relatively high prices such as Tianwaitian and Guolin. Few people go to McDonald's, KFC, and Pizza Hut, because they can only eat but not drink (how much Coke can't be considered a drink).To have fun is to go to the cash drawer and Melody to sing, not to sing well, but to sing loudly, people will naturally be happy when the voice is loud, and if they are happy, they will drink two more glasses, and then rush away involuntarily, without any scruples He sang out of tune and had more fun.In the end, everyone was tired and dispersed, and drove, took a taxi, took the subway, took the bus, cycled, and walked back to their respective homes according to their personal status.

During a small get-together, a few boys played Zhajinhua, boring five, worth ten, and twenty, fifty. Losing, a classmate lost all their money, remembering that they lent Liu Zi ten yuan when they were in school, but they have not paid it back yet, so they asked for it, hoping to make money.Liu Zi drank a little too much that day, so he said it's okay if I give you ten yuan, but don't say I owe you money, I never borrowed money from anyone. Don't deny it, I didn't have the nerve to ask you for it when I graduated, but that classmate argued hard, blushing and thick-necked. Liu Zi said, as for it, it's only ten yuan, so lose quickly!

Who is in a hurry, who is in a hurry!The two locked up. Forget it, they are all classmates, why bother!Everyone fights. The fight was pulled away, but the two of them had their own concerns: what the fuck classmate, I won't come next time I say anything. For ten yuan, the four-year relationship ended completely. A few months ago, the two of them rubbed each other's backs in the water room and made various jokes about each other's genitals. 2 If the way is different, then there is no conspiracy.Big gatherings can’t be organized, but small gatherings are easy to do. I met Liu Zi and Lao Wai at Niulan Ramen.During school days, apart from dating Chen Xi, Liu Zi was inseparable from me and Lao Wai the rest of the time.Once, on the eve of the final exam, there was a sudden power outage in the dormitory, and the room was completely dark. We packed up our books and went to the classroom to review.It was raining outside, but there was only one umbrella, so the three of us hugged each other tightly, hugged each other, hooked our shoulders, and hid under the umbrella intimately. The street lamps elongated our silhouettes, which was extremely romantic, attracting girls from the past to look at us Smiling knowingly, I must think that we are like gays, or three of us.

In the Niulan ramen, Liu Zi picked up the wine glass and said, come on, let's go, I haven't had a drink for a long time.I don't know how long it takes to count as a long time, a day, a week, or half a month. We clinked glasses and drank it down. Chen Xi was also there, drinking Coke. Liu Zi came here in his workplace car after work. He is no longer in sales and has become the boss's full-time driver. It seems that the four years of college are for nothing, so no one can drive the car.What can I say to him, I don't even have a job, so I have no reason to talk about others.

Today Liu Zi specially brought Chen Xi, one is because we are all old classmates and get together together; the other is that Liu Zi summed up the advantages of taking his wife to drink in the car: when you want to stop drinking, you can deny it by relying on your daughter-in-law. It's inconvenient to force, you can drink freely when you want to drink, even if you are unconscious, anyway, my wife can drive him back. Putting down the glass, Liu Zi asked me how my job search was going, and I said that I had to behave like that, rather than looking for a job, it would be better to say that the job was looking for me.I asked Liu Zi if the work was going well, Liu Zi said it was a fart, I figured it out, as soon as this person started working, happiness would no longer exist.I said yes, a toast to truth.

Work is a group of people who gather in one place from all corners of the world, from strangers to flirts, from hard work and hard work to collusion, deception, intrigue, and hatred, and then fall apart, go their separate ways, and fly away. Very boring. I said at least you have money to earn, which is much better than me staying at home.Liu Zi said that he wanted to make money, so he asked me to hit you with a car, and the insurance company would accompany you for five hundred yuan, not much more. If you fall twice a day, it will cost you one thousand yuan. After a month, your monthly salary can reach 30,000 yuan , You can buy your own car after working for two months, and then you hit me again, this idea is not bad.

Chen Xi said from the side, Liu Zi, you are too drunk, it seems that I will be driving again today.Liu Zi said I was fine, where did I go, and had a drink with us after speaking, Chen Xi asked the waiter to get a cup, Liu Zi said what are you doing, don’t you don’t drink, Chen Xi said, let me sit down You drive a car, unless I drink more than you. 3 It was almost eleven o'clock, and Chen Xi couldn't bear it anymore, so he took a taxi and went home to sleep.After drinking for more than three hours, we were all hungry. We ordered three bowls of ramen and discussed whether we should do something by ourselves while eating. Working for others is not a long-term solution.

The noodles in the bowl have been eaten by us, leaving only noodle soup with chili oil, green onion, and coriander leaves floating on it.We plan to start a company, but no matter what we are engaged in, we must have a registered capital of at least 100,000 yuan to call it a company. Now it is difficult for me to even come up with a piece of RMB 100.Liu Zi said that to set up an XX center, 30,000 yuan would be enough.Lao Wai said that this idea is good, if you build a bathing center, you can get the moon first.Liu Zi immediately denied that Lao Wai said, do you know how much the bathing center costs? What flows every day is not water, but money. If you want to open a bathing center without money, there is no door.

Lao Wai used his chopsticks to make noodle soup and said, "How about opening a hair washing room, the scale is small." Liu Zi hurriedly waved his hands and said, "No, no, no, no, whoever washes the hair of the guests can't be the three of us. There is nowhere for the customers to pinch and touch, and there is nothing on us that the guests are interested in." place." Old Wai: "You can ask the girls in our class to come and help, and give them a commission later." "This is even more impossible. The girls in our class are all employed. They are white-collar workers now. Their collars are whiter than the fat on mutton skewers, so they won't be with us. Instead of doing elegant jobs, come here to do it." Vulgar, how much money do you give them!" I patted the old crooked shoulder and continued, "Besides, even if they really came, the customers wouldn't dare to come, it's not like you don't know the girls in our class, I haven't been in a relationship until now, why, isn't it because... hey, let's not talk about it, we are all classmates, let's save some face for others."

In the following time, we ordered some lamb kebabs, a plate of mixed bean curd sticks and a plate of cucumbers, but we still couldn't discuss the reason, and the topic still revolved around what else we could do without opening the shampoo room. In the end, we decided to live as usual, Liu Zi continued to drive, Lao Wai continued to hang out at school, and I continued to be unemployed. This was the only choice we could make without losing our minds. 4 Chen Xi's lack of employment is not because he can't find a job, but because he is looking for opportunities to go abroad.She doesn't want to spend the rest of her life just looking for a job in China. She wants to continue to receive advanced foreign education or a degree that is viewed differently by a Chinese, and then return to China to work vigorously, becoming a female manager, female supervisor or something. , at least break into the middle class, in a word on the poker table, play big.That being said, Lao Wai and Liu Zi and I enjoyed talking to each other. But the actual situation is that those who hold back the big cards have not yet listened to it, but they are eaten by people with a butt and bearded. How's your luck, I hope she can listen to it soon. Now Chen Xi is learning English while contacting the school.Optimistically speaking, it’s just one play and one listen. Objectively speaking, the cards in her hand are not yet in shape, but this does not affect Chen Xi’s determination and confidence in playing mahjong. She believes that life and playing mahjong are the same. It is too late to change from a dragon to a butt, so there is still time to go from a white-collar to a blue-collar. Chen Xi's English is already top-notch, and when he speaks it, it's no different from Americans—to Liu Zi's ears, he can't understand it.But Chen Xi is still working hard on the road of learning English. She said that she will do it. If she goes to a foreign country and opens her mouth, no one will treat her as a foreigner.Liu Zi once told her that if you don't leave Beijing, you will never be a foreigner.Chen Xi said, if you stay in China, you will always be a foreigner on earth.Liu Zi said, you grew up under the Five Star Red flag, and you sang "I Love Beijing Tiananmen" when you were young.Chen Xi said, then why are you still wearing Nikes?In the end, the two ignored each other, Chen Xi picked up the vocabulary book, and Liu Zi turned on the TV to watch CCTV. A few days later, Chen Xi met a Yankee from the Language and Culture University, who said he wanted to practice speaking.Foreign monks can chant scriptures, but foreign men don't. Liu Zi is worried that there will be troubles, so he strongly opposes it.Chen Xi said that Liu Zi was narrow-minded, and she was just practicing daily conversations with Americans.Liu Zi said, if you speak to each other, you will say I love you, and if you speak to each other, you will say "I love you" to each other.Chen Xi said that Liu Zi's thinking was complicated and vulgar.Liu Zi said, I can't help but be complicated, why should he be your partner.Chen Xi said, mutual benefit, I teach him Chinese, he loves Chinese culture and wants to learn Peking Opera.Liu Zi said, I think he loves Chinese women, isn't it awkward for you to talk to him?Chen Xi said, don't worry about it, we will translate between English and Chinese.Liu Zi said, you don't want men and women to bathe together. The hard ones are not good, so we have to come to the soft ones.Liu Zi moves with reason, understands with emotion, persuasion and education are the main focus, and retaliation is the second, but Chen Xi just doesn't accept this, and has a firm attitude: without a language environment, how can you learn English well.Liu Zi said, whoever said that there is no language environment in Beijing, I don’t believe that if you set up a stall on Silk Street or Hongqiao, you will not be able to learn English well, and you will be able to fool foreigners by then. Thousands of rent, even if you have no language talent, can force you to speak English well.Chen Xi said, don't forget, in this way, what I am facing is not just one foreigner, but a bunch of foreigners.Liu Zi said that the most dangerous people are lonely men and widows. Even if you are given ten foreigners, you will not be able to do anything in broad daylight. After all, when Chen Xi and the American guy appeared at McDonald's three times a week to meet each other to promote language learning, Liu Zi was also helpless. Liu Zi said that he had eavesdropped on the conversation between Chen Xi and the beautiful guy, and it made people want to vomit.The American guy took a "Backgammon" repeater and played Chinese listening: "Xiao Niu and Xiao Ma were talking about Xiao Hou, and while they were talking, Xiao Hou pushed the door and entered. Xiao Ma said, it really means that Cao Cao is here. Ask, yes Who is here. Answer one, Mavericks; answer two, pony; answer three, Xiao Hou; answer four, Cao Cao." There is also such a question: "The woman asked the man, is this new dress I bought look good. The man said , looks good! Ask, what do men think of this dress. Answer one, it looks good; answer two, it doesn’t look good; answer three, it’s not good; answer four, only the head looks good.” When Jehovah God confused human accents and caused people to scatter all over the world, he would never have imagined that today's human beings would come up with such a game. Liu Zi said, it's strange, Chen Xi was able to accompany Ya to listen to it. 5 Ever since he met Yankee, Chen Xi’s journey abroad has been smooth sailing. First, his English level has improved by leaps and bounds, then he successfully contacted a good school and applied for a scholarship, and then got a visa without trouble. Chen Xi entered the countdown to the hot land of the United States . The most common thing Liu Zi said to Chen Xi was, leave your chastity in the country to me, but Chen Xi still disappointed Liu Zi.She got on the plane with her virginity, but she left it abroad shortly after getting off the plane. Liu Zi was extremely angry when he heard this, "Damn it, it's rare for foreigners to plunder us!" Chen Xi said, I'm sorry, what should be yours is yours, and what should not be yours is not yours. We're still starting from the beginning. 6 Chen Xi followed the Yankee to go far away.The Yankee's study in China is over, and what awaits him is the call of the American people. He puts aside his love for Chinese culture without hesitation, and boards the plane back to China. Sitting next to him is Liu Zi's girlfriend Chen Xi. Liu Zi said, I can't help but doubt it, maybe the two of them have secretly colluded and worked together, and I'm still kept in the dark. In fact, the relationship between Chen Xi and the American guy couldn't be more ordinary. The two of them always talked across the McDonald's table, and this flight was their closest contact.But after getting off the plane, in the unaccompanied America on the other side of the ocean, Yankee became the only person Chen Xi knew, so their relationship was no longer as ordinary as it was in China.Chen Xi also knew a few NBA stars and Hollywood movie stars, but to Chen Xi, knowing or not knowing made no difference. Before everything happened, Chen Xi sent an email to Liu Zi, saying that she was here, don't worry.Liu Zi wrote back, saying that it will be fine when we arrive, and write letters often.Chen Xi immediately wrote a second letter, saying that he had a lot of things to do when he first arrived in the United States, so he will talk about it when he has time.Liu Zi said, well, if you have anything to say, you can talk. But distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors. Chen Xi still has to ask American guys for help when he needs help.For example, Chen Xi's residence in the United States was settled with the help of Yankee, and the rent is cheap.The rent is not expensive because the house is remote and the surrounding public security is also chaotic. Biker gangs often come out late at night, and there are always drunkards knocking on the door in the middle of the night. Chen Xi, who is used to the stability and unity of Beijing, can't bear it alone. Yankees for company.Sometimes the two chatted late into the night. At this time, Chen Xi's English and American man's Chinese were already fluent. A single spark can start a prairie fire.A little bit of emotion can lead to emotion, and when the American guy came to his own territory, he let go of his hands and feet, poor Chen Xiyang was in the jaws of a tiger.No, it should be poor Liu Zi who let the tiger go back to the mountain and his sheep. At first, it was Chen Xi who slept on the inner bed, and the American guy who slept on the sofa in the outer room. Later, it was an inner bed and an inner floor. Chen Xi's advantage is that no matter what happens, he always reveals the truth to Liu Zi.I don't know if this is an advantage or a disadvantage. After we heard about this incident, we all thought it was planned by the American guy. The person who knocked on the door in the middle of the night was not a drunkard at all, but the American guy.Americans are bad, and we learned from them what we did back then.Hit the US Emperor! When Chen Xi told Liu Zi these things, Liu Zi in China had just finished the affair with a Chinese girl.Liu Zi was not alarmed, his flirting with flowers helped him regain his balance. Liu Zi said calmly, there is nothing more to say, let's break up. Ok.Chen Xi said. 7 Chinese people are not all weak meat after going out, but also strong food.It turns out that a buddy in our dormitory went to Japan, and he went to Waseda. It is said that he got 100 points in advanced mathematics and linear algebra, and he just passed the two courses when he added one to his domestic scores. It shows that the IQ of Yamato is low. .Later, this buddy found a bunch of girlfriends, not to mention, he almost got Waseda's school belle and movie superstar Kyoko Fukada.When he wrote to us, he always called this woman and licked the womb. Every time I receive a letter from him, I seem to see scenes of Japanese girls being conquered by this guy.It is too invigorating for the people of the country, to promote the prestige of our country, and to strengthen our country! 8 Not long after Chen Xi went abroad, Liu Zi met a girl.At that time, on the bus, there were not many people in the compartment. After getting on the bus, Liu Zi sat behind a girl. The girl was sending text messages with tears in her eyes. , was sending text messages to scold her boyfriend for moving on, when Liu Zi suddenly said, the word was wrong.The girl turned her head and said, what to look at, which made Liu Zi very embarrassed. After a while, the girl turned around again and asked Liu Zi if the ungrateful person had paid for it. Liu Zi said no, he was responsible, and the girl said thank you.After a while, the girl asked Liu Zi which negative was the negative, and Liu Zi enthusiastically said that it was still the negative. The girl said, "Look, see which word I wrote wrong."Liu Zizhen just lay on the back of the chair and looked at it, and pointed out the mistake again, the one who paid for it was not the responsibility, but the one who paid for it. Later, Liu Zi was so involved in checking typos for the girl that he forgot to get off the bus. When the girl put away her phone and was about to get off the bus, Liu Zi realized that he had passed the stop, but he had figured out that the girl and her boyfriend had completely broken up and were about to leave sad. Liu Zi followed the girl out of the car and was about to cross the road and take the car home. The girl said, why don't you stay with me for a while.Liu Zi said to stay for a while, so he followed the girl.After asking, I found out that the girl is 19 years old, from Sichuan, she wanted to take the dance academy but failed, and now she is leading the dance in a disco, her boyfriend is the DJ of that disco, of course, her ex-boyfriend. After a few brief chats, Liu Zi said that I was leaving, and the girl said, I hope you can come to visit often in the future.We all say that Liu Zi is an old cow gnawing tender grass. After going back and forth, Liu Zi and the girl became acquainted, so that Liu Zi knew that the girl had a flat chest, and the girl knew that Liu Zi did this kind of thing for the first time.According to Liu Zi, when this kind of thing happened to him for the first time, he pinched the girl's breast so hard that the girl yelled, what are you doing.Liu Zi said, I can't believe this is real, it's not a dream.The girl said, it's true, hurry up and move.In an overwhelming moment, Liu Zi finally believed that he was not dreaming, but having sex in real life. After everything calmed down, the girl said that it was the first time she saw Liu Zi. Liu Zi asked why, and the girl said, because when you wear a condom, you don't know how to deflate the small air bubbles in front.Liu Zi said dissatisfiedly, I never wore a condom when doing things before. Later the girl asked Liu Zi if my breasts were not big.It can be seen from this sentence that the girl is already aware of her flat chest and has a certain inferiority complex. Liu Zi touched it, and said vaguely: It's okay, it's quite bulging, and it's bigger than mine.Before she finished speaking, the girl knocked off Liu Zi's hand and quickly put on her bra. Liu Zi told us that girls often dance princesses in some performances.We combined these two things and gave the girl the title of "Princess Taiping". 9 To say that this matter is not all rushed together.Within two days, Liu Zi met another girl. Contrary to "Princess Taiping", she was plump and had a pair of huge breasts.It is often that the person is not seen, but the chest is seen first, especially when entering a door or turning a corner, the chest always appears two fists ahead of the body, hence the title of "Boba".There is also an interesting story about her breasts. Once Liu Zi took "boba" to dinner with us, the girl had to pull back the chair repeatedly to prevent her breasts from getting on the table. The dish was out of reach, and Lao Wai, out of good intentions, brought a dish to "Boba" and said, "You can't reach it, dial it," but "Boba" gave him a vicious look. Liu Zi ran between the two women, often complaining that every time I went to another woman, it was less than ten minutes since the last ejaculation.When asked Liu Zi's opinion on the two completely different types of girls, Liu Zi said seriously, "Princess Taiping" is like an Alto, which is suitable for beginners and weak players, while "Boba" is like a Cherokee, which is powerful and suitable for Old drivers and brave players, but there is a little bad, it is too "consuming" fuel, but for an all-around player like me, no matter what mount, it can be easily and freely controlled.I said Liu Zi, you are playing with women.Liu Zi said, I am being manipulated by women. Liu Zi is a bit of a murderer. 10 The encounter between Liu Zi and "Boba" is also very dramatic.The third letter Chen Xi wrote to Liu Zi in the United States was to ask him to find a few books in China to send to him, but there were none in the United States.Liu Zi said, damn it, I only think of Lao Tzu when I have something to do. But Liu Zi still went to Beitu to borrow books for Chen Xi.Obedience to Chen Xiyan showed that Liu Zi still had her in his heart and regarded her as his girlfriend.Of course, Liu Zi may also think so: let's make a clean break, and I don't owe you anything anymore. Liu Zi finally found the two heavy reference books that Chen Xi mentioned in the library. When he pulled the books out from the bookshelf, he saw a round and full breast through the gap, and his heart beat immediately.The chest was moving to the right, and Liu Zi followed her to walk to his left, pulling out the corresponding book from time to time, putting it back after a glance, and then pulling out the next one.This set of actions was repeated until the end of the bookshelf, and Liu Zi was about to see the true face of big breasts. At this time, a cockroach poked its head out from under a book. Liu Zi had an idea, pressed the cockroach to death, and held it in his hand. He touched her breast and squeezed it.The girl's face was flushed, and she looked at Liu Zi in amazement, unable to speak because she was too angry, nervous, and stunned.Liu Zi spread out his palms calmly, showed the dead cockroach to the girl, and said, there is a cockroach in your place.The girl turned her surprise into joy and said, oh, thank you.When Liu Zi described the matter to us, he said that I sexually harassed her, but she actually thanked me. After a man and a woman get acquainted, the following story will be easy to develop, and Liu Zi and "Boba" are no exception. I heard that the fat girl is a student of a normal university and has just graduated. She was assigned to a middle school to teach moral education in the first year of junior high school. She borrowed books that time to understand a question, whether junior high school students should fall in love, she thinks whether On the premise of delaying her study, she could, but the textbook said firmly that she couldn't do it, so she hoped to find the most authoritative statement in the library, and just like that, Liu Zi pinched her chest. 11 It doesn't matter, but Liu Zi still has a heart for Chen Xi. The relationship of seven years in China was destroyed in the United States.Liu Zi and the Americans, China and the United States, Seven Years and Once, and Chen Xi, from this point of view, everything is done with attention to timing, location, and harmony. It can be said that Chen Xi was a stumbling block on Liu Ziyan's journey. Her going abroad meant that this big stone disappeared. 12 At first we were worried that Liu Zi would burn us, but our worries were unnecessary. Not long after Liu Zi dealt with the two women, he got out smoothly. The reason was that he was going abroad. Liu Zi is not lying, he really wants to go abroad, the United States of America, and Chen Xi's place. His company wants to set up an office in the United States and let Liu Zi go to the United States to drive. A few days later, Liu Zi successfully landed in New York, his nose was sore, thinking how great it would be if Chen Xi was still on good terms with him!