Chapter 3 Chapter 3 In Love (Part 2)

1 I keep in touch with Lei Lei with at least ten text messages every day, and I haven’t heard her voice for a long time, and she hangs up every time I call, so I don’t know if she read the text messages I sent, but Never received a reply. For this upcoming love or bitter unrequited love, I am ready for a long march, but I am not stupid enough to hang myself on a tree, even a tree can't hang me, but after I find it Before a tree, I still have to hang from this tree, so I still keep texting every day, and there is no communication. It's not that I have no pursuit other than picking up girls. In fact, I am a new generation with ideals, morality, discipline, and a little bit of culture.

2 It is clearly printed on my household registration book, education level: undergraduate, job title: unemployed.I don't want to do that either, but it's true, there's absolutely nothing I can do about it. Where will we be tomorrow, who can say for sure the answer. When I was in high school, I was worried that I would not be able to pass the college entrance examination, but I passed the exam; when I was in college, I was tired of studying and worried that I would not be able to graduate, but in the end I graduated successfully; did not find a job.It is not a bad thing to have a sense of urgency, which shows that I am not living heartlessly.

It was said on TV that, according to statistics, more than 12,000 college graduates across the country have not been given jobs this year. I think if these people get together, they will definitely have a common language.It was also said on TV that among these people, most of them are waiting to go abroad, prepare for postgraduate entrance examinations, and start their own businesses. When I was young, I was very envious when I saw the words "unemployed youth". I thought that such a person must be very awesome. Now I have become a veritable unemployed youth, and I don't feel awesome at all. On the contrary, I am quite stupid. of.

Anyone who has been to Gongti to watch football knows the profound connotations of the words awesome and stupid.The tone of voice is very different when shouting, the former is pulling his throat, opening his bloody mouth, high-pitched and loud, while the latter is lowering his voice, the voice mostly comes from the chest cavity, thick and melodious, full of contempt. After repeated setbacks on the road to finding a job, I decided to remain unswervingly unemployed.It's not terrible to be an unemployed youth, as long as you don't become the dregs of society. My dad also retired at this time. He wanted to retire three years ago, but he was too young to handle it.Although it is still a few years away, the unit approved his early retirement because he saw that his residual heat was exhausted and he could not create more value.When Dad came home, he had nothing to do except smoke, drink tea, watch TV, and berate me for a few words. The two of us stared at each other all day long. One was in menopause, the other was in late adolescence, and it bothered everyone.To put it bluntly, it was like meeting two mad dogs.

3 It's not a problem to stay at home all day. I'm old and I should go out to pan for gold. I can't rely on my parents for the rest of my life.Lao Wai persuaded me to take the postgraduate entrance examination with him, saying that there is a golden house and Yan Ruyu in the book.But now it is no longer that everything is inferior, only the age of high school, my heart has long been out of school, or it has never been there, it has been ups and downs with the economic tide for a long time. When I was an undergraduate student, my grades were terrible. I don't know if it was because of my lack of brains, or because I was too smart, so that I deliberately didn't learn my homework well.

Going to college is not my urgent desire, but the only choice before me. Otherwise, I will be employed, but what can a child of eighteen or nineteen do, I have to go to college. I don’t think I’m the material for going to school at all. It’s unexpected to be able to finish college, and it’s a surprise to myself. It can be said that I overfulfilled the task.Although college diplomas will be everywhere in the next few years, a penny is worthless like small advertisements distributed on the street, and now there are postgraduates, doctoral students, postdoctoral degrees and other degrees shining in high places, but they can't whet my appetite a little bit. I think that I have finished my studies, and it is difficult to learn anything in school. Only by entering the society can I make myself thrive.

The era when I kept my ears shut and read only the books of sages and sages no longer exists. My immediate priority is to be pragmatic and find something to do. 4 What kind of meeting is going on in Beijing? Everyone is very concerned about it. The street has found a job for us young people who have no jobs - security patrols, wandering around the streets when there is nothing to do, helping to maintain the law and order of the street where we are, and taking decisive action when encountering suspicious people. , The aunt of the neighborhood committee didn't say what action to take, I guess I just played my life with you and imitated those heroes.

So the street gangsters playing skateboards and bicycles took off their earrings and nose studs, put on red hoops, and appeared on the street like dogs, making people think that some kind of sports had started again. The aunt of the neighborhood committee didn’t see me on the street, so she came to her home and asked me why I didn’t go. I said that my eyes were cloudy and I couldn’t tell the difference between good and bad. You go out to that station to create momentum, I said how can I create momentum, those few people are enough, who doesn't look like a joke, the hair of the seven people is all the same color.

5 The society provides a lot of places for unemployed youth like me to spend time, such as the Book Building, which is one of the few commercial places that can attract me to go in. The main reason is to read books here without spending money. The library is also cost-effective, and it is warm in winter and cool in summer, and the four seasons are like spring, which is very suitable for reading. The book building is also a dating place for young men and women. Often some people hold a book or "We are not getting married, shall we?" as a dating sign, and stand at the door looking around, waiting to meet with netizens.But their joint symbols are not individualized enough, most of them are the bestsellers of that period, and there are only a few bestsellers accepted by young people. The other party can still see the past, so let's make mistakes, and you are not looking for someone.In addition, a group of middle-aged men and women often gather at the entrance of the Book Building after dusk or on weekends (when the business is off work), carrying a number of CDs, and they come to support their families.

Philosophical and Buddhist books are placed at the entrance of the first floor of the building. There are often a few unshaven, bearded, and ragged people who gather here to chat about their expertise.The rest of the books on the first floor are mostly party and government reports and special topic summaries. My ideological awareness has not yet reached such a high level, and I usually take the elevator directly to the second floor to read literary books. I often stay on the second floor to see who has published a book again, or which episode of a TV series I haven’t watched. I come here to look through the adapted novels and make up for the missing ones. Then I look through body photography and art portraits to deepen my impression. , to understand the construction.Looking at the literary books that abound on the second floor, I feel that the literary career is a big car, and everyone is attracted, and there are many scammers among them.I don’t know if this bus with the literary brand can run with so many people. Although there are many people in the bus, there are only a few. More people piled up under the bus, and even wanted to jump in through the windows.The situation in the car also varies from person to person. Some people get a seat right after getting on the car, while some still don’t have a seat after standing for a long time, and some people get motion sick and get off halfway.

The third floor is for audio-visual products and postgraduate entrance examination books. I rarely come here except to buy a few tapes.The fourth floor is full of professional books on machinery, architecture, chemical engineering, mathematics, textiles, etc. When I was in college, I accompanied my classmates to buy reference books here, but I never went here again, so I simply took the third floor as the top floor. Social progress is good. Ten years ago, the choice of unemployed young people was to take to the streets or flirt with women. How could there be so much spiritual food. 6 Human beings’ various hobbies such as reading books and newspapers, playing chess and playing mahjong, playing disco and surfing the Internet are all caused by too much spare time. People like me who have nothing else to do but eat and sleep always feel that they have plenty of time. I calculated this for myself. I spend 10 hours a day sleeping, shitting, urinating, washing my hands, and eating for a total of 2 hours. 12 hours a day is enough, and a day is 24 hours for everyone. The extra These 12 hours are hard for me to pass. Except for 2 more hours of sleep, the remaining 10 hours have to be wasted by me in a daze or in every possible way. So, if I have a job, it all works out. 7 In my opinion, the ideal profession, the teacher occupies the first place.Because I am free-spirited and lazy by nature, I hope the shorter the working hours, the better, and the teachers just meet this standard, especially the non-main subject teachers, who only have a few classes a week, and don’t need to prepare lessons, just rely on one mouth, blah, kid Know what you say, believe everything you say, and admire you so much, maybe you can draw a willing female student to be your wife, and there are few homework, almost no judgement, just ticking is enough, even if the student clearly made a mistake, They will also thank you for this. Right and wrong are not what they are interested in, but crosses are what they value.Teachers often deal with people in the blooming season, so that they can rejuvenate themselves, but there is one thing, they must follow professional ethics. It is okay to teach and educate people, and it is okay to destroy people, but you can't be a flower picker.But the fly in the ointment is that the work of teachers is too repetitive and lacks creativity. There are only a few books, which are left behind in class and lectures. They also have to judge homework and write exam questions. It is annoying enough to deal with those things for a lifetime. This is especially serious for middle school teachers. They are different from university teachers. The latter still have scientific research projects and make small inventions and creations from time to time. Middle school teachers are reincarnated every three years. Sixteen, seventeen or eighteen years old, but he changed from Xiao Zhang to Lao Zhang inadvertently. My second ideal job is a reporter, because I don’t have to work, I just write manuscripts and inquire about some privacy. Articles with similar titles such as "doing things you love", "serious traffic accident on the North Third Ring Road" and so on, attracted readers' attention. The third ideal job is an idiot, no worries, always smiling with his mouth open all day long, like a flower, not afraid of the sky falling, picking up some boogers to eat when hungry, no matter who's home when sleepy, Lie wherever you catch, don't see anyone, come here as you like, although people laugh at you, but do idiots still care about what others think?No matter idiot or black idiot, happiness is good idiot. The above is just my ideal career, but the contradiction between ideal and reality is everywhere in life, the reality is hard to change, so the best way to solve the contradiction is to abandon the ideal and be realistic for the sake of reality. For many people, the number one factor in choosing a career is love.Everyone loves money, so people will consider any job that earns money, so choosing a job becomes picking the job that earns the most money. 8 A person who is no different from a stranger who can only be related to relatives through at least 8 layers of relationship with me, introduced me to a job as a reporter for a certain newspaper, which is not bad, one of the ideal careers.I went to the newspaper office to meet the editor-in-chief very formally. The editor-in-chief said that in order to cover the Asian Games well, they decided to recruit some sports journalists, but they would not be able to go to work until a week before the opening of the Asian Games, and asked me to go back and wait for the news. I went home and finally looked forward to the fact that the Asian Games were only seven days away, so I called the editor-in-chief to inquire about the situation.He said don't worry, there is still one week before the opening of the Asian Games.I just had to wait patiently.The day before the opening of the Asian Games, I called again and asked, and he said: Why worry, after all, the Asian Games haven't started yet.Later, on the first day of the opening of the Asian Games, the editor-in-chief said to me that the Asian Games had just begun, and there were still 15 days of competition; three days before the closing of the Asian Games, he said: The Asian Games are not over yet; after the Asian Games, he said: It doesn't matter, there will be the next year's Olympic Games and the next Asian Games. I finally understand why the newspapers published by this newspaper office that have been in operation for ten years are still similar to the tabloids sold at train stations. 9 Don’t think that it’s easy to find a job after graduating from university. Being stuck in the middle is the most uncomfortable thing for someone like me.Taking the simplest manual labor as an example, the contractor looked down on me and didn't even have a callus on my hands.For purely mental work, the minimum requirement is also a graduate student.I can neither be a working people nor an intellectual, I can only wander around as a social citizen. Although I have lost all interest in learning, I have to admit that our fate depends to a certain extent on the quality of our studies. This is only before going to college, and there is a world of difference between going to college and not going to college.After entering university, learning factors will play a negligible role in a person’s later life. The main determining factors are what kind of person you are, how bold you are, and how productive you are. This is exactly what the saying goes: character determines destiny. Of course, there are exceptions. Wang Dapeng is the latter example. He was my classmate in junior high school. Relationship, went into business, made a fortune. Many years after graduation, I reunited with Wang Dapeng in a public restroom deep in a certain alley in Beijing. 10 During the period before graduation, my money was very tight. When I didn’t have more than 50 yuan in my pocket, I was walking out of someone’s house with the newly borrowed money and going to another person’s house to pay back the money.Once when I was washing clothes, I found five yuan from my pocket, and I was really excited for a long time. The tight budget was caused by my sudden obsession with playing mahjong. I stayed at the poker table with my classmates day and night, staring at the red eyes, stroking the 136 mahjong tiles with hands full of dirt and copper smell.My luck was not so bad. After a few rounds, I was heavily in debt, and I started a life of avoiding debts that lasted for half a year. I owed money to more than a dozen classmates, a total of seven or eight hundred, and the average amount is only a few dozen dollars per person. Don't underestimate these dozens of dollars, which is enough for a week of college life.The largest foreign debt was 120 yuan. It was a reserve fund for a classmate who was going to take his girlfriend to have an abortion, but I lost it all overnight. He asked me to pay it back the next day. I said wait two days. God, I kept procrastinating until one day he couldn't bear it anymore and said to me, you fucking pay back the money quickly, and you still grabbed my clothes and refused to let go. I said I was really short of money. , He really rummaged through it, but only found three cigarettes and half a box of matches. He said, I beg you, pay me back, save my family, and let me call you grandpa. Nowadays, people love money more than face, and would rather be a grandson for such a little money.The classmate even ignored his girlfriend's pregnancy and tried to impress me by using a beauty trick, but I didn't take this trick, so he tried another trick, saying that his stomach was empty, he hadn't eaten for a long time, and he was waiting for the rice to cook. I said you still have a pot, I would have sold the pot a long time ago, but fortunately I have no wife and daughter, otherwise they would not escape the fate of being trafficked by me. I gave him the CCB Long Card issued by the school, which contained my monthly food subsidy of 60 yuan. Of course, this month’s allowance has been taken away by me. Starting from next month, I can make up 120 yuan in two months. The classmate doesn’t want 1 yuan. He said that the long-distance water can’t quench the near-thirst, let alone two months. I can’t delay it for two days. Angrily, he entered the women's toilet, and he actually followed in.The result, of course, was that the sound of urinating in the women's toilet stopped abruptly, and was replaced by shouts of "Ah! Flow... hooligans! Catch the hooligans!" I hurriedly said: "Elder sister, no, aunt, don't shout, I didn't see anything, I'll go, can I just go now?" "Where to go!" A pair of powerful hands grabbed me and the classmate's neck. "Come with me!" A heroic people's policeman appeared in front of us. "Fuck, Wang Dapeng!" I asked in surprise.This policeman is actually a ferro magnet in my junior high school. "You are, oh, I remembered, you are... who are you?" Wang Dapeng patted his head and recalled. "I am me!" "Ah, it's you, why did we meet here?" In the women's room, Wang Dapeng and I hugged each other tightly, and the women were dumbfounded. 11 It turned out that Wang Dapeng was in the men's room next door, and came after hearing the shout of "catch the hooligans", so the above scene happened. Even though he is a buddy, Wang Dapeng still criticized me symbolically out of his professional habits, how could he break into the women's toilet in broad daylight.My motive for going into the women's restroom was to avoid him, I pointed to the creditor.The creditor said he broke into the women's toilet just to get the bill. "How much money do you owe?" Wang Dapeng asked me. "One hundred and two." I said. Wang Dapeng took out 120 yuan and gave it to the creditor. The latter took the money and went straight to the hospital before he could say a word. Wang Dapeng asked me why I didn’t pay back the money I owed. I said that if I had money, I wouldn’t borrow money from others. He said why you are so miserable. I said I don’t feel miserable at all, but the creditor kept calling me grandpa , Wang Dapeng said that this is not good, if you want to be a grandfather down-to-earth, you should get married quickly, get a son first, bring him up, and let him give you a grandson. I suddenly realized that Wang Dapeng seems to be a different person now compared to when he was in junior high school. 12 Wang Dapeng's parents divorced when he was in the first grade of junior high school. The reason is that his father set up a car repair booth on the side of the road, and the business has always been deserted, so he came up with a plan to sprinkle some thumbtacks within a radius of two kilometers before leaving the stall Sharp objects such as glass stubble.Sure enough, the business improved a lot because of this, and there was an endless stream of people repairing cars.His father recognized that he had sprinkled the straps on the car belt. The Erguotou bottle stubble he had just drank the night before had been taken down and recycled for reuse, and he would sprinkle it again tomorrow. Wang Dapeng's fucking job is to sweep the streets. He used to be responsible for cleaning another street, but he was later transferred to his father's car repair stall.His father said, don't scan, I have no business to do.His mother said, it must be scanned, and if I don’t scan it, my salary will be deducted.His dad said, don't sweep too clean, save some for me.His mother said that if the cleaning is not clean, there will be no bonus, so what do you do to support your family! Both of them wanted to earn money for the family, but they quarreled and had a great time. They fought violently, pinched each other when they met, and got out of control. The only choice in the end was divorce. The two broke away from the relationship completely and drew a clear line. In this way, Wang Dapeng became a child of a single-parent family. He lived with his father on the first day of the week, and his mother on the second day of the week, and went to grandma or grandma’s house every other Sunday. It was at this time that Wang Dapeng learned to stay out at night. He told his father to go to his mother's place on January 35, and told his mother to go to his father's place on February 46. At this time, his father and mother had no contact with each other. I didn't know that Wang Dapeng didn't go to anyone. Wang Dapeng didn't go anywhere else, he just wandered around with a few older kids, drove other people's bicycles, or took bricks to slap the glass doors and windows of the shops that didn't let them steal during the day. At that time, we didn't have any idea about money, and we were only interested in so-and-so attending class and passing notes to so-and-so, but Wang Dapeng had already tasted the sweetness of money at this time.At that time, "Crown" taxis just appeared on the roads in Beijing. Few people could afford them, and they were hesitant even to make a face-to-face meeting. However, Wang Dapeng could sit in them without hesitation. Just go out and play.He said: Isn't it just a matter of two car frames. Wang Dapeng is very smart. The bike he got is not directly but disassembled and sold. A complete bicycle can be sold for 30 to 50 yuan at most. It is different when disassembled. The seat, rim, and inner and outer straps can all be sold for money. It is also money for the spokes to be unloaded and sold for kebabs. Many of our classmates asked Wang Dapeng to match the parts on their bicycles. If you want a front wheel, change the rear frame, put on a fender, install a bell, he can get everything.Wang Dapeng is absolutely interesting, regardless of domestic or imported parts, we don’t need a penny, he often said, it’s easy to do.It can be seen that his skills are profound, and he can be regarded as inheriting his father's business and inheriting a good skill. Later, we unanimously elected Wang Dapeng as the representative of the technical class.In that semester's technical class, I learned to repair bicycles. 13 At that time, Wang Dapeng was not only interested in money, but also fascinated by the opposite sex. Every day after school, he would wait for a girl who was a year younger than us at the school gate. Walking home without saying a word, Wang Dapeng said that he likes such a girl, which is interesting. Once Wang Dapeng threatened to kiss the girl and leave hickey marks. We didn't believe it, so we followed behind to watch. We saw Wang Dapeng take out a lip-shaped seal and press it deeply on the girl's face—he didn't dare to be true. Dear. The girl wiped off the ink and said coldly, "Are you interested?" Wang Dapeng happily said yes. The girl said contemptuously that you are a bad boy and I don't want to be with you. Then she hurried away, leaving Wang Dapeng standing alone on the side of the street. From then on, Wang Dapeng reformed himself, worked hard, and was admitted to the technical secondary school of the police academy, where he studied economic investigation, that is, economic investigation.I don't know what tricks I used when I graduated, and I was extremely lucky to enter the economic department of the Public Security Bureau, responsible for handling economic cases.The biggest job he took over was to investigate Liu Daqing's company. For a while, Beijing newspapers serialized a reportage titled: Who sent Liu Daqing to prison, using interrogative sentences, as if asking for answers from the whole society. .I really wanted to write a letter to the newspaper and tell them that it was my classmate Wang Dapeng. Wang Dapeng is an economic policeman, so he doesn't need to fight and kill with real knives and guns, but he can't help itching when he sees his classmates in the police academy going to death with real ones in the hail of bullets, so he took the opportunity of raiding Internet cafes to drive out the boss , I asked my colleagues to put a seal on the outside of the Internet cafe, and locked him inside to play CS. After two days and two nights, he came out weak and dim-sighted, but he was addicted. Soon, Wang Dapeng joined us (Lao Wai, Liu Zi and our college classmates). At first, when he was playing cards in police uniform, few people dared to play. Don't worry, he dares to shoot at all three. 14 Another boring day is coming to an end.In the evening, I sent a text message to Lei Lei, saying that I was going to die, and let her figure it out.She texted back: Don't think I can talk to you like this.This is the first time Lei Lei replied after I sent more than a hundred text messages, and my goal has been achieved.So, I went ahead and called Lei Lei again, but she actually answered, and the phone was full of noise. "It's me." I said. "I know." Leilei said. "Where is it?" "In the car." "Where are you going?" "have no idea." "let's eat together!" "why?" "miss you." "It's really annoying!" Lei Lei seemed to be angry when she heard the tone. "Who recruited you again?" "I'll tell you in the past." Sure enough.If she didn't want to find someone to vent, she wouldn't answer my call. 15 Lei Lei pushed the door in wearing a short skirt, saw me, and walked over. "You're not cold either." I said. Lei Lei sat down and said: "Today is really unlucky, I met a stinky hooligan." The answer was irrelevant. "You didn't mean me, did you?" "Hooligans are not like you." "That's right, if I were a hooligan, there would be no good people in society. Tell me, why did I get harassed?" "You're glad I was harassed, aren't you?" "There's nothing wrong with being harassed. It proves that you're good-looking. Some women spend their whole lives wanting to be harassed and can't find anyone." "All right!" Lei Lei glared at me, picked up my teacup and took a sip. "I know you are my daughter-in-law, but you are so beautiful, I can't do anything if other people want to flirt with you. Besides, who made you run around in the street." called daughter-in-law. "Who is your wife!" Lei Lei put down the teacup. "Okay, no, then your being harassed has nothing to do with me." "Why are you like this? Even if you meet by chance, you should see the injustice and draw your sword to save the beauty." I greeted the waiter: "Miss, why hasn't the knife I asked for come up yet!" Lei Lei said, "Why, eat Western food?" "After I kill the person who harassed you, it won't be too late to come back and have dinner with you. Whether you chop stuffing or cut it into pieces, it's up to you." "Why did you go to you earlier, you are hypocritical now." "You didn't take me when you went shopping earlier, or there would be nothing like this." "What's the matter?" "Yes, you haven't told me how he harassed you yet." "How can you harass, there is no innovation at all." "By the way, I remembered. You should have learned women's self-defense during military training. Use it on him." "Why are you so annoying, don't you listen to me?" "Listen, tell me," I turned my head and shouted at the bar: "Waiter, let's serve!" 16 "Today, Zhongyou has a discount, and you can buy 100 for 50. I went shopping with my classmates and bought a lot of cheap things. I was very happy, but suddenly found a man following us. When we got on the elevator, he also got on the elevator. We He also turns when we turn a corner, we look at underwear and he also looks at underwear, we go to the bathroom..." "He goes to the toilet too." "What's the trouble!" Lei Lei said to me, and then continued, "He won't come, he waited at the door, and then he followed us wherever we went, with a deadpan expression and no word, it scared me to death. " "Not even a lewd smile?" "You make everyone laugh like you." I wanted to laugh but didn't laugh. Lei Lei continued: "His intentions are too obvious." "Death to money?" "Will killing my life for money reflect my strengths!" "Rape first and then kill, or kill first and then rape!" "It's only you who can come up with such a vicious trick, he wants to fuck me!" "How do you know he didn't go to your classmate?" "I still have that confidence." "and after." "Later we beat him around, turned left and right, and finally dumped him." "It's not harassment." "I haven't finished yet. We left Zhongyou with big bags and small bags, but we couldn't get on the bus. We said we should take a taxi, but there are more people taking taxis than taking buses in Xidan. We waited. Wait, wait, wait..." "Just tell me what happened next." "What's the rush! We waited and waited, but there was still no car. At this time, a Honda stopped in front of us, and the window was rolled down to show a face. It was that guy! He said, Miss, get in the car, and the fare is whatever you want." You can give it or not, and you want to give us money. Damn it!" "and then?" "Then we both ran away and ran all the way to the geological auditorium. We said we went in and hid, so we bought two tickets, but when the movie started, I felt something touch my leg. I looked down, oh my god, a hand He was swimming, and it came from the back of the seat. I looked back and saw that face again. He almost slipped out of the seat and went under the seat. I asked him what he wanted to do, and he said that his dentures had fallen out, but I Obviously seeing that his mouth is full of teeth, I said your tooth didn’t fall off my leg, so don’t touch it carelessly, but he said sorry, but the tooth hasn’t been found yet, so I have to touch it for a while. You said he is perverted or perverted.” "It would be a disaster if the movie theater suddenly had a power outage at this time. Even the brave citizens who call for help can't find someone to fight." "Don't talk nonsense, listen to me. Thanks to Zhongyou, I bought a sweater. I wrapped it around my legs and let him touch it. When he touched it, I was startled. I could feel his hands trembling, and then Withdraw your hand and leave quickly." "Good!" I applauded. "What's good?" "The clever, lively and lovely little white rabbit used his wisdom to defeat the sinister, vicious and evil wolf." I concluded my statement. "The dishes, why haven't they been served yet? I'm hungry!" Lei Lei was talking, when the waiter brought a plate of pine flowers in ginger sauce. 17 While eating, Wang Dapeng called and asked me to go swimming. I said I was not free and was having dinner with the girl. He said that swimming should be better. It was not only good for digestion, but also created a chance to have fun.I asked who would pay the bill, and Wang Dapeng said that he had several free tickets in his hand, and it would be the end of the month soon, and if they were not used, they would be void.I said okay, you wait, it will be over in half an hour, eh, by the way, you haven't told me where I am yet.Don’t forget to wear underpants at the entrance of the Yingdong Swimming Center in the Olympic Sports Complex, Wang Dapeng said. Putting down the phone, I told Lei Lei, "Eat quickly, and go swimming after eating, tickets are available." "Have I agreed? You can make up your own mind." Lei Lei calmly picked up the dishes. "Our family is what I say." "Don't belong to our family, I and you are at most the same kind." "It's how it's sung in the song: because we are a family, a family that loves each other." I sang. "According to what you say, there will be no outsiders." "It's not so good", I continued to sing: "Blessings are shared, and difficulties are inevitable." "All right, all right, stop singing, I can't even eat anymore." "It's the first time I heard that my singing has the effect of making people full. If I want to open a restaurant, I only make money and don't lose money." "I won't go to your restaurant even if I'm starving." "Hmph, I'm afraid you won't be able to squeeze in by then." "Du, don't fantasize, eat! Don't delay my swimming for a while!" Lei Lei pointed at the dishes on the table with her chopsticks. 18 When I left the restaurant, I saw a stall selling insoles and key chains at the door, so I asked casually if there were any pants. The stall owner said that there were all kinds of pants and bras. I said they were swimming pants. It’s been on sale for one summer, and there’s only one left. If you want it, I’ll give you a cheaper price. Then I took out a pair of underpants and said, fifteen.I took a photo of the underpants to the street lamp, and it was okay, not too transparent, so I said, ten yuan.The stall owner said it to you without hesitation.I also want to try to see if it fits, and I think, try it here, pull it down. I asked Lei Lei: "Aren't you going to buy a swimsuit, or go swimming naked for a while?" Leilei said: "It's beautiful, I just bought it at Zhongyou." "It's already planned." "It just so happens that Speedo changes seasons, and it's 70% off, and it's only less than 50% off." "Okay, return the name tag." "Your underpants are famous too." I took a look, isn't it? There is a checkmark, it's Nike.Looking at the text again, I smiled, it read: adidas. 19 When I arrived at the entrance of the swimming pool on time, I began to regret it, because Wang Dapeng was always late, and it was a miracle that he could show up half an hour after the appointed time, so if we asked him to meet at seven o'clock, we would usually say, at half past six. , Hit you for being late, that's it, every time he has to let us beat you a few times.This time, I actually forgot about it. Fortunately, after Lei Lei only complained five times, "What kind of man are you, why are you like this", Wang Dapeng came slowly. "Yo, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm too busy, too busy!" Wang Dapeng, who was far away, saluted and made excuses. "You can't change the reason." I said. "Anyway, it's just an excuse, everything you say is false, let's just listen. Who is this?" Wang Dapeng looked at Lei Lei. "Who else can be with me, right, daughter-in-law." I took Lei Lei's hand. "Come on, you are at most a third party." Lei Lei withdrew her hand. "Why are you hooking up with a married woman again?" Wang Dapeng reeked of alcohol. "What is another, this is my first time." I said. "He likes to poach corners. Come on, let's go in." Wang Dapeng took Lei Lei and left me behind. 20 After entering the swimming pool, we split up to change clothes.Wang Dapeng took off his shoes and said, "This chick is not bad." "Just because it's good, it's not easy to soak." I took off my socks. "I have land, I will use it for you if you need it." Wang Dapeng took off his shirt.Today he is completely independent, both financially and financially. "I really want to borrow your place, but you saw it just now, and you didn't let me pull it." I took off my underwear. "Is there a master?" Wang Dapeng was already naked. "She said yes, who knows." I put on the newly bought swimming trunks, regretting that I didn't try them on. They were a bit small, and the hair didn't cover them. I tucked in the few exposed ones as much as possible. "According to my experience, any third party that can get in is because there is a crack in the relationship between the couple. You have to find a breakthrough, see the cracks, rush left and right, expand the crack, and completely divide it into two. "Wang Dapeng changed into his swimming trunks and went to store his clothes. "You're still ruthless! Save it for me, I'll take a pee." I have a good habit of leaving my urine outside the pool, unlike some people who urinate in the water.If you feel a warm current passing by during swimming, you must have encountered the urine of the person next to you. If the water is clear enough, you can still see a piece of yellow slowly spreading.I often encounter this kind of thing. In addition, my flooding skills are mediocre, and I am always choked. I drink a lot of water here, so I have to drink some white wine or eat some garlic after swimming to facilitate sterilization.Other times, if you see bubbles coming out of the water, that means someone farted, and farts don't dissolve in water, so they bubble. After peeing, I passed by the mirror in the dressing room. I took a picture and found that except for the face, it was still my own. The body was already unfamiliar. Fuck it.In my senior year, I had a lot of wine and meat in my intestines, and I left fat on my body, but I didn't care, unlike when I was a freshman and I ate too much and did a few sit-ups.It's really meaty, I think I should lose weight.This was something that was unthinkable before. As I was thinking about it, I left the dressing room. Lei Lei walked towards me. Unfortunately, she saw the hair protruding from the base of my thighs. I don’t know if she really didn’t know or she was pretending, and asked me what it was.Fortunately, the underpants were black. I pulled out one of the hairs and dismissed it as a thread. The pain made me grin my teeth and gasp.雷蕾说你怎么了，我说没什么，我兴奋。还兴奋呢，瞧你那个腐败的肚子，蕾蕾说。 “游泳不可貌相。”我收了收腹，问雷蕾：“你会什么泳？” “我也不知道，反正淹不死，打小就横渡玉渊潭。” “冬天吧，结冰以后。” “哼！小的时候我家住八一湖畔，我六岁就去水里玩，我妈说我当时人还小，不会游泳只会在水里走，经常玩得忘了吃饭，我妈就来找，只看到一个黑乎乎的脑袋露在水面上。我也算是水边长大的。” “你没进国家队真可惜，要不五星红旗还能因为你多升起一次。” “死去吧你！”我被雷蕾一脚踹入水中。 游了几圈我爬上岸休息，雷蕾也坐过来，“不行呀你，这就累了。” “不是累，我是上来看风景。”我说。 这时，一个着三点泳装的女孩从我面前经过。 “这女孩怎么样？”王大鹏突然从水中探出头问。 “看不出哪儿不好。”我说。 “看我的！”说完王大鹏又潜入水中。 twenty one “比一圈呀？”雷蕾开始挑衅。 “好男不跟女斗。”我心里没底。 “赢了再这么说。” “不给你点儿厉害瞧瞧你还不死心，知道我外号叫什么吗，浪里白条！”我先要在气势上压倒对方。 “是骡子是马遛完了再说。” “不见棺材不落泪，比什么？” “一个来回，姿势随便。” “行。”我和雷蕾站在两道的跳台上。 “预备……”雷蕾一头扎入水中，窜出好远，直到头露出水面才回头冲岸上喊道，“跳！” “是比赛谁慢吧！”我喊道。 “你要比我晚回来你就输了。”雷蕾一边划水一边说。 我一个猛子，眼看着赶上了雷蕾——已经在水中看见了她打水的脚底。 这时我已经有了十足的把握，除非我想输，否则是不会输掉比赛的。为了增强比赛的趣味性，我只超过雷蕾一点点，她拼命往前游，咬得很紧。 终点就在眼前，我依然只超出雷蕾一个头的距离，雷蕾奋力划水，水花被掀起老高，她倾其全力向岸边冲去，只见那里的水变红了——雷蕾太想超过我了，以至鼻子撞到池壁，流血了。 我们立即去了岸边的医疗站，白衣但不像天使的医护人员问怎么了，雷蕾仰着头说鼻子流血了，医护人员又问道，是鼻孔往外流血吗。我噗哧一笑，心想难道鼻孔还能往里流血，雷蕾狠狠地掐我大腿一把，我“哎哟”一声，一看都紫了。 这是雷蕾与我的第一次亲密接触。 twenty two 经过医护人员的处理，雷蕾的鼻子被塞了棉花，她说不游了。我问着急回去吗，她说没事儿，今天周末，进不去宿舍大不了玩一宿。 又到周五了。我在混沌中生活，每天都一个德行，工作日和休息日对我而言，又有何区别。 我和雷蕾坐在岸边，看着池中嬉戏的男女。一商家别出心裁，找来人体模特若干，男性，在他们赤裸的上身涂满品牌介绍和广告语，让他们绕场行走。 “如果换成女的更引人注目。”我说。 “也就你想的出来。”雷蕾说， 正说着，不远处传来一阵骚动，我和雷蕾寻声看去，见一女子正在深水区救捞一男子，在岸边几个男子的协助下，将落水男子拽上岸。那女人穿着三点泳装，正是王大鹏看上的女孩，而溺水男子则正是王大鹏。 “故意的，绝对是故意的。”我看着躺在岸边的王大鹏对雷蕾说，“别管他。” “好像挺严重的。”雷蕾见王大鹏一动不动。 “装得还挺像。” 有人拍王大鹏，说哥们儿醒醒，王大鹏没反应，那人就扇了他几个耳光，啪啪作响，我听了都觉得疼，可王大鹏仍旧无动于衷。 “一定是在等那个姑娘给他做人工呼吸。”我对雷蕾说。 “你的朋友怎么都这样。”雷蕾说。 “这样不好吗，追求爱情多么执着，宁可被扇嘴巴。” 这时只见一个男人俯下身子，趴在王大鹏的口腔处一起一伏，而王大鹏还同死人一般，我急呼，“不好，是真的。”赶忙跑了去。 王大鹏被男人做人工呼吸，居然没有反抗，真出事儿了。 twenty three 原来，王大鹏发现那个女孩是这里的救生员，便计划制造接触的机会，决定装作溺水，骗得女孩上当，然后由此展开关系。 为了做得逼真，他特意从潜水区游到深水区，可还没等开始行动，就感觉腹内翻滚，刚进肚的大鱼大肉大酒涌了上来，为了不破坏泳池卫生，王大鹏愣是把它们咽了回去，这一咽不要紧，王大鹏一口气没捣上来，呛了几口水，然后就扑腾了两下沉了底儿。 据白玥（那个女孩）后来交待，她早就发现了王大鹏图谋不轨，所以当王大鹏在水面上消失的时候，她并没有立即跳下水救援，而是认为王大鹏憋不住气的时候会自己上来，可当过了一个人所能忍耐的极限后，王大鹏依然没有露面，她这才意识到事情不妙，一个猛子扎入水中，然后发生了我所目睹的一幕。白钥特别强调，给王大鹏做人工呼吸的是她的同事，是她让做的，对付像王大鹏这样的人，她通常采用这种办法。 王大鹏吐了几口游泳池的水后醒来，睁开眼的第一句话就是：“谁救了我，是谁救了我”，然后拉着白玥的手说，“是你吗？” 白玥撤出手，指着身旁的男同事：“是他，他给你做的人工呼吸。” 王大鹏听后又干呕了几口，然后爬起来再次握住白玥的手说：“谢谢你，谢谢你有一个这么好的同事。” 白玥露出想给王大鹏再踹下水的表情说：“下次喝多了别来游泳池，也没个大人带着。” 我听了想笑，还是没有站出来。 “姑娘你几点下班？”王大鹏没完没了。 “马上，你要是再晚点儿落水，都没人救你。”白玥说。 “要么说溺水早不如溺水巧嘛，姑娘，我有一个请求。” “不就和你一起吃饭吗，正好我也要吃，我可事先说好了，只是吃饭。” “对，更多事情吃完饭再说。”王大鹏这才看见我和雷蕾，说，“走，一块去。” 白玥说：“敢情你不是一个人。”然后又说我，“刚才他都那样了，你们也不管，一点儿爱心都没有。” “管了就没这顿饭了。”我说。 “还有这样蹭饭的。”白玥说。 “边吃边聊，大家先去换衣服。”王大鹏已急不可耐。 出了游泳馆，我们四人进了安慧北里的“小土豆”，坐定后，王大鹏问：“喝点儿什么？啤酒？” “还喝呀你！”白玥说。 “我高兴。服务员，先拿四瓶啤酒。”王大鹏说，“喝多了你送我回家，对了，还不知道你叫什么呢。” “白玥。”白玥说。 twenty four 白玥是个外地姑娘，在亚运村附近开了家服装店，前店后家，晚上关门后拉上帘就在店里睡觉，自己一个人连当老板再做伙计。救生员是她的兼职工作，每周一三五晚，连挣钱再锻炼身体。 白玥长得稍有姿色，颇具风情，屡遭逛店小流氓的骚扰，王大鹏说这下好了，看我怎么收拾他们。正巧一次王大鹏去找白玥，见几个小痞子在店里起腻，他掸了掸领章上的灰尘，正了正警帽，以一副威武尊严的样子及时出现，当即喝退滋事分子，救白玥于危难中，王大鹏说，以后再有这种事情，尽管告诉我。王大鹏说，那天他从镜子里看到警帽上的国徽在夕阳的照耀下，正闪闪发光，照亮了白玥的小店。 白玥孤身在外，举目无亲，能有人这么帮忙，她感动不已。两人通过你救我我救你，建立了深厚友谊，并眉来眼去，由好朋友发展为炮友，继而在身体亲密接触上萌发了感情，成为名副其实的夫妻，暂无生子计划。 王大鹏和白玥火速结婚，还有一部分外因作用——单位分房。 不知道王大鹏小学上了几年，反正我们一个班的时候他比我大两岁半，中专毕业后直接参加工作，工作三年赶上了单位分房，于是立竿见影地结了婚，理所应当分得一居室一套，和白玥开始了幸福生活。 王大鹏的房子在长安街沿线的八宝山，每当有人问他住哪儿的时候，他都说，我住八宝山。