Chapter 2 Chapter 2 In Love (Part 1)

1 Four years of depressing university is finally over. I always thought that after graduation, I would be enlightened. Unexpectedly, I still feel at a loss, like a child in kindergarten on the first day, without parents to help take off his pants, wipe his butt, and don’t even know how to poop. up. Four years ago, after a dark July and a long-awaited August, I was admitted to a university in Beijing majoring in engineering. I stepped into the campus with the pride of being the pride of heaven, bored, tired of studying, and confused. , and then it was not smooth sailing until graduation, and then went to society dejectedly.

On the eve of graduation, the school pretended to send a letter of intent to me and Lao Wai and other students who had not yet fulfilled their jobs, saying that the school would assist us in finding jobs. Let Lao Wai bring it to the teacher.Lao Wai said that after the teacher saw my expectations, he hated iron and steel and said, life or death, let him go. The most unacceptable reality for me is that I suddenly changed from a self-proclaimed high-spirited college student to a Beijing citizen. The huge gap made me feel sad that the aristocrats (only spiritual) have fallen into common people.

I really hope that all this is a dream, and when I open my eyes, I see a different world.Even if I went back to four years ago, I would concentrate on my studies in a regular manner, don’t be so colorful, there is nothing wrong with being mediocre, but the reality is that I am self-righteous and I am nothing now. In our group of graduate students, except for me and a few others who rub their eyes and are high-skilled and low-level, it seems that everyone’s results are good. With the landing.And the only benefit I can enjoy is basking in the sun. People say that basking in the sun for an hour is equivalent to eating an egg. If I bask in the sun for a whole morning, I will definitely hiccup at noon.

2 When people leave the school, the files have to go with them. If there is no unit to accept them, they can only be transferred to the talent center.I called the student office and asked what procedures were required. A male teacher answered and asked my name. I said my name was Ni Meng. He said he knew me. I asked him your surname. He said his surname was Wang. I asked him if he was a new student. Come on, because I am familiar with those stupid teachers in the office. He said yes, you can just come to the school and ask me to go through the formalities.Later, when I went back to school, I went to the student office to inquire about Mr. Wang. When someone pointed it out to me, I blurted out: Fuck you!

It turned out that Mr. Wang was a student in the same class as me. When he was in school, he often wore a suit and a pair of shoes. He was nicknamed "the suit and the lazy". The whole time I rushed, but I never got tired of it and relished it.At that time, because I played the piano and sang at school, he came to invite me to perform whenever there was a party.In his sophomore year, he successfully mixed into the team that ate and drank with the teacher's public funds. Seeing his belly getting bigger day by day, he couldn't even button his suit. Unexpectedly, after graduating, he actually stayed in the school, and he also started talking and drinking, and became Teacher Wang.Fortunately, I accepted Mr. Wang’s performance invitation back then, and he didn’t make things too difficult. He only tossed me three or four times, and stamped me with his hand, looking condescending.

Teacher Wang has the potential to become a successful career official. Once the whole grade had a meeting in the auditorium. Teacher Wang (who was still a student at the time) was sitting on the rostrum. At this time, he was already a minister of the student union. All the students off and on the stage laughed, but only Teacher Wang stood still, blushing, as if he hadn't heard anything.Soon after the incident, Teacher Wang became the chairman of the student union.His talent in this area is beyond the reach of ordinary people. As for Mr. Wang, I can only remember so much. I don’t know his full name, but only his surname is Wang, because a sentence he often said is: If I lie to you, the word Wang will be written upside down.I once knew Mr. Wang's full name, but I forgot it within a few minutes.

In the future, Teacher Wang will gradually become Director Wang, Secretary Wang, and Principal Wang... I am full of confidence in this. 3 It is no exaggeration to say that just the transfer of files made my legs thin.Every day, I went back and forth to the school, the sub-district office, the district personnel bureau, and the talent center, got several bright red seals, signed many names, and queued for a long time.Once I got tired of waiting, so I said, can't you hurry up? The staff didn't rush: what's the rush, didn't you see that we don't have enough manpower here!The reality is like this, some people are eager for employment at home, but some units do not have enough people.

Finally, I pulled out the file. I thought it would be very complicated and heavy. In fact, it was just a kraft envelope with a few pages of unknown content inside. But no matter what it is or how a person is, it is just these few papers. Can you make it clear that it is not a blink of an eye to change from good to bad. On the back of the portfolio is the volunteer form for the college entrance examination. The handwriting I wrote on it is vivid in my memory, and the scene at that time is still fresh in my memory. Apply for whatever major sounds good. The four big words "obey the adjustment" are shocking, that is, I didn't study well at the time, and I had to do this in order to be on the list. Now, I would not "obey" even if I was killed.

After transferring the file, I broke away from the school, was successfully delivered by it, and officially became an unemployed youth. Our group of graduates are all children born in school and in society. After giving birth, they let go of school. Those who have jobs can find good adoptive parents. They are lucky, but I am an orphan. No one wants me. 4 Before there were archives, that is, in middle school, after each final exam, junior high school students in Beijing would have a handbook of grades, which recorded the final exam results and teachers' conduct comments. The handbook is usually kept by the class teacher. Only then will it be sent to the students, and they will be asked to take it back to show to the parents. The school has charged so much tuition and book fees from the students.

Among the many subjects, the only thing that I am proud of is that my sports performance has always been excellent. It is scattered among the grades of barely passing and half-failing, and the contrast is very strong. The handbook for my freshman year of high school says full attendance, because I have nowhere to go if I don’t go to school.In the handbook of the second year of high school, it is written that there are three days of sick leave. I am not really sick, but I am pretending to be sick when I am not sick, and I am too lazy to go to school.In the handbook of the third year of high school, it was written that I was absent from school for three days. It was because I was too lazy to go to school and to write a leave note, so I simply didn't go to school.

It is ridiculous to look back on this matter now. One hundred and fifty to sixty days in a semester, he only missed three days of class. He was really a good boy. However, the item of sick leave was not filled in the handbooks of many middle school students at that time, that is, full attendance.At that time, let alone absenteeism, even if you got pneumonia and hepatitis or something, you had to endure the rejection of your classmates and sit in class wearing a mask, for fear of missing every word the teacher said. In my handbook, the contact column between the school and parents is often written as "preparing to take the XX make-up exam". I don't understand why the teacher announces this here. I am the one who takes the make-up exam, not my parents. What's the use of informing them? , Not as much as I know, let them take the test, it is definitely not as good as me. The last page of the handbook is the school notice. Fortunately, the teacher didn't fill in the columns of "trial, grade repetition, dropout, sending to work school, expulsion". Of course, the "skip a grade" column in the handbook is even blank. Because once when two classmates were fighting, I did not fight, but supported one of them, and the partner beat the other until he bleeds (it was the blood from our hands that stained his facial features), so the teacher taught me The conduct comment reads: Clear stance, clear love and hate.This kind of very personal comment is rarely seen in the handbooks of other students. It is nothing more than loving the class collective, actively participating in class labor, respecting teachers, and uniting with classmates (because of the fight, this point is not included in my manual), actively participate in physical exercise (except for girls), study hard (for students with mediocre grades), and be active in thinking (especially for naughty students), and hope to be stricter in the future and strive for greater progress. If the teacher hadn't asked the parents to sign, my parents would still think that their son is a good boy with good character and learning.Every time I tremblingly handed over the gradebook to my parents, I was ready to either be scolded: You kid, you fucking embarrass me, or you will ignore me for three or two weeks, and you will be compared. The sudden beating also made me uncomfortable.But now I am much calmer, unlike a few years ago, when I always kept it hidden and said that I lost the manual when I failed too many subjects. It suddenly occurred to me that my parents hadn’t said anything about me for several years, and the feeling of being scolded had long been forgotten.I also know it shouldn't be like this, a son doesn't think his mother is ugly, and a dog doesn't think his family is poor, but there is really no way, who made my wings stiff. Although my parents don't nag anymore, the leader of the work unit will make irresponsible remarks to me. It would be great if I could treat him like I treat my parents. 5 There is nothing wrong with admitting that you are an unemployed youth, but many literati want to say that they are idle at home, unemployed is unemployed, why talk about unemployed, as if they have done something about their work, as if they are too subjective. During this period of waiting for work, I suddenly realized what life is—like magic, which seems to be ever-changing, but it does not happen out of nothing. It is unexpected and reasonable, and everything happens with its inevitability. Apart from surfing the Internet and going to job fairs to find a job every day, I have nothing to do.I don’t know when I started to develop the habit of going to the streets to observe the old man whenever I have free time, and occasionally took a few photos with the camera, because of this, the old man who played mahjong and played one, two or four cents often took a walking stick in front of his face Beating, thinking that I am a newspaper reporter, and I am collecting unhealthy subjects. From the old men, I foresee the various appearances of myself when I am old: going to the park to stretch my legs in the morning, playing cards on the roadside at noon, chatting in the alley in the afternoon, picking up my grandson at the school gate in the evening, running to the lake to hang my throat late at night, when money is tight Just pick up some empty drink bottles, cardboard boxes, etc... Go, think about what to do so far away, make sure you can do it now, and find some work quickly is the serious thing. 6 I think I really grow up from now on.It turns out that on the road, whenever I ask someone with bad legs and a little hunchback, I call them grandpa and grandma, and treat myself like a grandchild.Then I had kids call me uncle when they asked for directions, and I realized I was grown up, but not ready, and suddenly it was hard to accept.Another two years later, that is to say, now, I would gladly accept the child calling me uncle again, otherwise I would criticize him for disrespecting the elders. How should one's grandparents be called, and what should be called. Youth is wealth, but no matter how rich you are, you can’t afford to squander it. Besides, I’m 22 years old, and I’m no longer a rich man. I have to break a penny into two flowers. Another sign of growing up is that the city feels smaller.I went to school near Xidan in junior high school. Sometimes the teacher ordered me to stand outside the classroom because I didn’t finish my homework, so I took the opportunity to take the car to the zoo. At that time, it felt very far away, like a business trip. I went to the zoo for a day and didn’t do anything. That's right, buy a piece of bread at noon, watch the monkeys while eating, throw away the ones you can't eat, and see how they fight for each other, desperately.Now go to the zoo, take a taxi, and you will be there in 20 minutes. It feels close at hand.It's only been a few years, so much has changed. There is also a sign of growing up, which is the reduction of brain volume. I used to know all about the players in the Apennine Peninsula regardless of their level. Now, except for a few rumored masters who are constantly rumored, I am as unfamiliar as others. They don't even know who I am. 7 Just when my life was in a mess and I was at a loss for the future, not only did I fail to find a job, but I found a huge trouble for myself-I actually fell in love with a girl. That day I was wandering around the street like a headless fly, and I arrived at Xidan without knowing it. Suddenly, I was attracted by a burst of shouting. I looked sideways and saw a red-haired girl yelling at me seriously: Welcome, Inside, please, walk around casually, and take a look casually.It came from the Yodano store. I could choose to go in or not, but I still went in. It was just a matter of thought, anyway, it was just a stroll, and what to see was not to see. In my impression, this day is Monday. On such a non-festive day, there are not many people on the streets of Beijing, except for a few outsiders carrying bags of Quanjude roast duck and Beijing preserved fruit, and those who returned from shopping for groceries in the morning. Grandpa and aunt, there are almost no children my age. They are all in their prime, and they are not as leisurely as I am. Trading is thin on Monday.Except for the four shopping guides including the girl and one cashier in the store, it was me.My arrival injected vitality into the store. The three shopping guides stood in three corners and enthusiastically recommended clothing, shoes and hats to me, but I turned a blind eye and walked around, finally stopping beside the girl.Miss, is there any T-shirt I can wear?I asked, pointing to a sample garment. Yes, Mr. XL should be fine.While the girl was visually measuring my height, I also visually measured her bust, roughly 75B, and saw the tag on her chest read: Lei Lei, it should be her name.An explanation is needed here, I don't have the habit of looking at girls' breasts on purpose, I just don't pay attention. The girl found a T-shirt and said you should try this on. I pretended to take the clothes into the fitting room, sat on the bench inside, thought about the time to change clothes, and then came out and said, quite suitable, how much is it?I plan to buy it again tomorrow on the grounds of not having enough money. Once I come and go, I will be familiar with it, so that I can develop further. The girl said: Sixty-one pieces, one hundred and two pieces, this is a couple shirt, won't you buy one for your girlfriend, sir? I had an idea and said, "Okay, but I don't know what size she wears." The girl asked: How tall is your girlfriend? I said: You are so tall. The girl was taken aback, and said that she should wear M size. I said: You try it for me. The girl said: You Dannu's clothes are of the same size. I am 1.65 meters and always wear size M. Your girlfriend will have no problem wearing this size.She told me her height without me asking. I said: Let's try it, I don't worry. The female shopping guide A next to her smiled maliciously and said: Since the customer asked for it, then you can try it. The girl said: All right.Then went to the fitting room. The clothes are very suitable for girls, so I bought them. The girl said to me that you are welcome to come back next time. I said I am not leaving yet. The girl asked me what else to do, and I said I would give you this dress. The girl said she bought it for her girlfriend, I said yes, so I gave it to you, the girl blushed and said I was joking, I said no, I hope she understands what I mean, the girl said you are fine, I said it is fine Son, the flowers in my heart are in full bloom, the girl said she didn't want it, I asked why, the girl got angry, she said no reason, she just didn't want it, and asked me to take the clothes away, and I can wear them for whoever I like, I said take them My mother can't wear it when I go home, so you should wear it, the girl said you can return it, I said you should understand what I mean, the girl said I'm sorry, I'm at work, I said that's fine, you go to your class, I turned to my store, and then I wandered around the girl, asking her how much is this, how much is that, the girl became impatient, and said that you can’t read the price tag yourself, I said I am a customer, how can you treat God like this , the girl said she didn’t believe in Christianity, and told me not to look for trouble, I said okay, I’ll go out and wait for you, and then I’ll sit on the curb opposite Udano and wait for her to get off work. The girl was arranging her clothes with her back to me, and the shopping guides stood in the store and gave me a silly laugh. I pointed to my watch, meaning to ask what time I left work. The shopping guide A stretched out three fingers. It's eleven o'clock, why don't I go home for dinner and come back when the time comes. After returning home and having dinner, I saw that it was still early, so I lay down and slept for a while, so that I could go to pick up girls full of energy.But I fell asleep and dreamed that Lei Lei and I got better.Having such a dream, of course I don’t want to wake up. When I open my eyes, it’s almost five o’clock. Let’s talk about it tomorrow. I have already thought about how to do it. 8 I have a dispensable attitude towards love. At this age, even growing up in the most conservative family, it is time to fall in love, but even in another 10 years, it is normal not to fall in love. Now people prefer Walking alone, without worries, alone, eating enough for one person, the whole family is not hungry, but now I can hardly maintain my own food and clothing, am I capable of caring for another love. I don't know how it will end if we get back together with Lei Lei, but I decided to give it a try. It seems to be a bit early to say this, I am just wishful thinking now, but at least I already have my horoscope, only Lei Lei's swipe is missing. It is undeniable that my love for girls is entirely based on sensual pleasure, and I like everything that is beautiful. 9 The next day, I followed the plan and decided to buy another pair of couple pants, and asked Lei Lei to try them on. When I arrived at Youdannu's store, I looked left, right, up and down, but I couldn't see Lei Lei. The shopping guide girl A saw that I was being tricky, and asked: What is missing? I said: girlfriend. Girl A asked: Where did you lose it? That's it, I pointed to where Lei Lei stood at work yesterday and said. She quit, Girl A said. Why, I asked. Going back to school, girl A said. Doesn't she work here, I ask. It's just a part-time job during the summer vacation, and now the school is back, Girl A said. What school was she in, I asked. She told me, let me forget, girl A said. You think about it, I'll buy you a pair of pants if you think about it, I said.Their monthly income consists of basic salary and commission. It seems to be Peking University, it also seems to be Tsinghua University, and it may be Haipao. I really forgot. Anyway, I remember that she takes 726 every day. It should be a school in Haidian, Girl A said. Tsinghua University and Haipao, you are too far behind, there are more than 20 schools in Haidian, think about it carefully, I said. I really can’t remember, Girl A said. It's not hard for you, I'm leaving, thank you.I am ready to leave. Hey, wait a minute, girl A said, want to know her impression of you. Think, I say. She said you look like Ji Xiaolan, Girl A said. Anything else, I asked. No more, said girl A. What does that mean, good or bad, I asked. I don't know either, you will know when you go back and watch "Iron Teeth Bronze Teeth Ji Xiaolan", Girl A said. For this reason, I went home and watched an episode of Zhang Guoli's TV series, but I didn't realize how much I looked like Ji Xiaolan. Besides, I didn't wear braces in my mouth, so let's talk about iron teeth and copper teeth, but I found that Lei Lei was a bit like Yuan Li Played by Du Xiaoyue. Her name is Lei Lei, I asked girl A. How do you know, Girl A asked. Who am I, I say. 10 Anyway, I had nothing to do, so I decided to look for Lei Lei. I don't believe she is harder to find than a job. According to what Girl A said, I will focus on the colleges and universities in Haidian. The 726 bus will pass by the University of Science and Technology, Tsinghua University, and Agricultural University. I will start with these schools first. I wandered around the famous Tsinghua University for three days, except for sleeping and going home, eating, drinking, and messing around Tsinghua.On the fourth day, I realized that what I did was absurd. Even if Lei Lei is really a student of Tsinghua University, on this campus where buses can run, looking for someone is not a needle in a haystack, but an iron in a yellow river. Besides, Lei Lei probably doesn't go to school here. I changed my mind, let's find a job first, if Lei Lei and I are destined, we will see each other again. 11 Seeing the days go by, I can't bear it, I can't sit still, I should do something, just learn to drive, it's not difficult, it's still a craft. I decided to learn big goods and get a B book. In case I fell down one day, I could go to the construction site to drive a truck to pull cement and deliver bricks to people. I signed up at the driving school, and first registered my fingerprints, all of which were left index fingers. It seems that people without this finger would not be able to learn to drive, and then I was arranged to attend a law training class. Only after passing the exam can I learn to drive.After graduating from high school, I haven’t listened to much class. When I was in college, except for the final review class, I followed the teacher to draw books. The rest of the class time was spent sitting in the back of the classroom reading novels, sleeping on the table, and hiding in the dormitory. Playing CS, I thought I would never have the opportunity to attend class again, but I didn’t expect to sit in class again today, and I was really not mentally prepared, especially on the first day of class, I only brought the handing in rules, except for listening to the police Lectures, there is no choice, less than half an hour after class, it is like sitting on pins and needles.But in the classroom, seats are assigned according to the number, and there is a radish and a hole. The police can tell who has not been to the police at a glance, and they are not allowed to take the exam if they miss a class. I will bear it no matter how uncomfortable it is. I saw the girl next to me cutting her nails absent-mindedly, so I asked her what kind of car she had learned, and she said she didn't know, and she came to teach for others. The next day, I took the newspaper to attend class, and it was almost noon when I finished reading the newspaper. I suddenly found that the girl sitting next to me was not the same girl as yesterday, but a different person. On the third day, a company asked me to go for an interview. I called and asked Liu Zi to go to class for me. Liu Zi said that there was nothing to do tomorrow. That night I asked Liu Zi how the class was going, Liu Zi said, the girl sitting next to you is good, you and she can develop and develop, I said the girl next to me changes every day, which one are you talking about, Liu Zi said it is that The red-haired girl, I said that there must be another replacement. In the first three days, one has black hair, one has yellow hair, and the other has purple hair. Liu Zi said, anyway, I think the red hair is good. Tomorrow is the last day I go to class by myself, hoping to meet a redhead. The next day when I came to the classroom, I saw a girl who had never seen her before sitting next to her seat. She was wearing a hat and couldn't tell the color of her hair.When I was in class, the girl took off her hat, and I saw that it was a cut! I asked you if you came to attend the class. The girl said no, she was teaching for others. It is already the last day of Fapei, and it is even more confusing who is the girl who should attend the class. 12 On the day of the exam, I plan to arrive at the exam room earlier in order to fully observe the topography, find a safe place to hide the book, and take a look at it if I don’t know it.I showed up in the examination room before nine o’clock, and there was no one outside the classroom. I saw it was still early, so I lit a cigarette. After I smoked slowly, I looked into the classroom and saw a roomful of people sitting in front of computers answering questions. A policeman sitting in the front and reading a newspaper, what's going on.I took out my admission ticket and saw that I was stupid. The exam started at 8:30, and I recorded it as 9:30. I hurriedly yelled "report" and ran in. The policeman asked me what I was doing. I said I had an exam and showed him my admission ticket.Why did you come here, what time is it, hurry up and answer the question, the policeman pointed to an empty seat in the penultimate row. I sat down, and I didn't have time to collect the book, so I pressed the start button, ready to answer the question, and there were still thirty minutes. The exam questions were unexpectedly simple, one of four choices, all the original questions in the book, I held my breath, pressed all the buttons, and a hundred questions were solved in an instant, and there were still 20 minutes before the end of the exam, I wanted to check it again , but accidentally touched the "Submit" button, and the screen displayed "Congratulations on passing the exam, with a score of 100", followed by a big exclamation mark, which I will never forget - it is the first time I have grown up to get a full score in the exam , I guess it is the only 100 in my life. I was about to leave full of joy, but the stool was kicked severely by the person behind. When I was answering the question just now, I felt that the stool was being kicked, but I ignored it. I turned my head and was about to say that you are sick Ah, but when I saw it, I laughed. It turned out to be her, Lei Lei, with red hair.There is really nowhere to look for broken iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get them. Lei Lei also smiled at me, and asked in a low voice: How many points will be deducted for driving in the wrong direction on the expressway. 13 I turned my head after making a "six" gesture, only to hear a clear and crisp sound of buttons behind me, and then came "vehicles must not exceed 80 kilometers when driving on roads in Beijing, right?" I nodded and pressed on. Then there was another click. After more than thirty sounds, there was no movement, I leaned my body back as much as possible, and asked softly: Is there any more?Lei Lei said no more and is checking. After a vigorous "Enter", Lei Lei poked me and said, thank you, 99 points.I give a thumbs up.Lei Lei said, let's go.The two of us left the examination room one after the other. "I didn't expect to meet you here." Lei Lei said. "I didn't even think about whether you took the exam yourself or for someone else." "Of course I took the test myself." "The lessons are taught for you by others, and you have never heard of them." "You haven't heard of it." "I haven't missed a class." "Then why didn't I see you in class the day before yesterday?" It turned out that the "nice red-haired girl" Liu Zi mentioned was Lei Lei. "I didn't come that day, and you ran into me." "Hehe, I came that day." "No wonder I can't do so many questions, where did I go?" "Didn't I just ask you a few questions? I don't know what it means to be so many. I answered most of them myself." "Then why didn't you score 100% in the test yourself?" "What's more, it's the retrograde question. You said that 6 points will be deducted. I don't think it should be so harsh. 3 points will be a lot. I changed it during the inspection, and I regretted it after the results came out." "Look, if you don't listen to the old man's words, you will suffer in front of your eyes." "Hey, this thing, you have to pass it." 14 After leaving the examination compound, I asked Lei Lei, "Where are you going?" "Back to school." Lei Lei walked towards the station. "Where do you go to school?" I followed her. "what?" "I looked for you." "Why are you looking for me?" "Why not." "Why don't you come to me." "I have something to do with you." "what's up?" "It's about the clothes." "what clothes?" "It's the two T-shirts I bought at Youdannon last time." "I haven't worked there for a long time. If you have anything to do, you can go to the store to solve it." "Only you can solve this matter." "I?" "Last time I bought two, one of which was for my girlfriend." "What's the matter?" "But I don't have a girlfriend" "What does it matter to me?" "Can you help me solve this problem..." "The car is here, I'm leaving, goodbye." Lei Lei got into the car. "Hi, which school are you from?" I asked under the car. "Find me if you can." Lei Lei opened the car window, waved at me, and made a grimace. 15 Beautiful women are always attractive, and I can't explain why, and I don't even know a little about her, but I just can't help liking them. When we were students, Lao Wai, Liu Zi, and I fell in love with a female teacher at the same time. Not only did we like her, but all the boys in the school, no matter how many girlfriends they had, fell in love with her. The female teacher taught an elective course, "An Introduction to Britain and the United States". Every semester, the students had to line up to take her class. The students who took the class deliberately failed the exam so that they could retake it and have another chance to get in touch.Therefore, her classrooms are always full, which is in stark contrast to the desolation of most classrooms, and makes those respected old professors feel ashamed. I was lucky enough to be selected for "A Brief Introduction to Britain and America" ​​and listened to the female teacher tell about the Renaissance, the Lost Generation, and the Beat Generation in English, but I didn't understand anything, only Boccaccio, Hemingway, Allen Ginsberg and Kay Ruart et al. The lectures are all boys, and those who have girlfriends will lie to their girlfriends and tell them to take a bath, so as to get rid of their entanglements, but after class, they still have to meet with their girlfriends. Since they say they have to take a bath, there must be traces of washing, so , many boys rushed to the toilet after class, got their hair wet and went to find their girlfriends for self-study. Liu Zi once tried every means to get the female teacher to come down from the podium to tutor him, hoping that the female teacher would bend down and lower her head in front of his desk, so that his eyes would shoot into the neckline of the female teacher's T-shirt, and see what should not be. See stuff.He did see it that time, two big flower buds wrapped in pale pink lace, as white as cotton candy, Liu Zi said that he really wanted to eat it.At this time, the female teacher noticed that Liu Zi's eyes were not right, he was not staring at the question but below his neck, as if he was fascinated by something, and she suddenly thought of why, so she straightened her upper body and pulled the T-shirt from behind Pulled, and then asked Liu Zi: Do you understand?Liu Zi nodded vigorously, and shut his mouth quickly, so as not to let the halazi flow out.In the future, whenever someone raised their hand to indicate that they did not understand and asked the teacher to come down and talk, the female teacher would say: Don't talk, who told you not to listen carefully just now.Later, the female teacher also came down. By this time, the summer had passed, and she had already wrapped herself up three layers inside and outside. In addition to "A Brief Introduction to Britain and the United States", the teacher also teaches college English. It is said that the pass rate of CET-4 in the class she taught ranked first in the school.When she was in class, we were teaching "Elastoplastic Mechanics" in the opposite classroom. It was summer, and she was wearing a miniskirt and thin stockings. She was lying on the podium, showing her waist curve, and her slender legs were dazzling, wearing thin stockings. , highlighting the sexiness, fully verified the saying that stockings are a woman's second skin, the smell from the body sneaked into our classroom with the draft, the aroma was compelling, and we were out of our minds. And the teacher in our classroom is old, she knows that our absent-mindedness is because of the young and beautiful female teacher in the opposite classroom, in order to focus on herself, she closed the front and back doors of the classroom regardless of the summer heat, cut off the Our line of sight, everyone is sweating inside, not seeing but thinking about it, hating that our line of sight can't penetrate the wall. Our teacher also deliberately procrastinated the get out of class, because after class, we had to lie down to the door of the opposite classroom, and when we came back to class, we were all relieved, so we always had to wait ten minutes after the opposite female teacher finished class before we could rest—this At that time, she had already walked out of the teaching building, but we would still chase out of the teaching building and even the school gate. Only when we watched the female teacher get on the bus going home did we feel relieved. Most of the time we were disappointed because the female teacher was often stopped at the school gate. The car at the door will pick you up. Later, before we graduated, the female teacher left the school before us. No one knows where she went, but no matter where she is, if she still teaches, there will always be an endless stream of students listening to her lectures. If you are married, your in-law’s family must be good. If you go abroad, it will definitely update foreigners’ understanding of Chinese women. 16 There are so many schools in Beijing that it is not easy to find Lei Lei, but there are not many driving schools in Beijing, and there are even fewer driving schools in this legal training point, so it is not difficult to find Lei Lei. It turned out that she and I were in the same driving school, and we had an appointment with the same car. "You see, I don't need to look for you, you will naturally appear in front of me and wash the rag." The first job Lei Lei and I did before learning to drive was to help the master clean the car. The master said that one day is a teacher and a lifelong father , I should do some work. "Why am I so unlucky, go on." Lei Lei handed me a rag. "How can it be called unlucky, it's fate, don't you think we will get along well?" I was cleaning the window in the cab. "Joke, I already have a boyfriend, even if I don't, I won't get along with you." Lei Lei was cleaning the headlights under the car. I have a boyfriend, why didn't I think of this. "Why are you in a daze!" Lei Lei poured a plate of cold water on the windshield. The master came over and touched the car body, and said, "Okay, it's pretty clean, you both get in the car." According to regulations, except for the driver, only one person can sit in the car, but the master still let me sit in the cab with Lei Lei, and he said that you two should keep an eye on it, and bow your heads when there are police patrolling in front of you. The rules of the driving school are complicated, and there are too many things that are not allowed to be done. Few teachers fully abide by it. It is forbidden to listen to music when leaving the car, but this teacher prefers to listen to it. At the end of the morning, Lei Lei and I had mastered picking and shifting gears. The master asked Lei Lei to go to the cafeteria to get three meals. Lei Lei glanced at me and said, why not let him go? The master said that I have something to do with him. Lei glanced at me and left angrily. Seeing Lei Lei walking far away, the master called me to him, squatted on the ground and said, I think you are very interesting to others, I asked who I am interested in, the master said why are you pretending to be stupid with me, you kept talking to me in the morning I thought I couldn’t see it. Let me tell you, I’ve matched several pairs of students. The students who graduated from me not only got a driver’s license, but also got a marriage certificate within a few days. I said I was still young. Before the age of marriage, the master said that you should talk first, just like driving a new car, and you have to get used to it for a while. I said I wanted to get along with her, but she didn't mean that. To help you make an appointment with her, and then find a place for you two to talk, I hurriedly took out "Zhongnanhai" from my pocket: Master, you smoke. At this time Lei Lei came back with three boxes of lunch. I took the rice and said with a smile, oh, let’s eat. Lei Lei looked at me inexplicably and said, as for, I haven’t eaten. 17 In the afternoon, I started to practice poles. Lei Lei practiced in the car, and my master and I watched from below.The master said that you should go to the toilet for a while and avoid it for a while. I told her about the matter. You are a little girl here. I am sorry.师傅说那是，退休后我就开一婚介所，牵线搭桥，让有情人终成眷属。 雷蕾将车贴回库里，我上车撕了块手纸，冲雷蕾一笑，然后下车奔厕所走去，没屎也去蹲会儿，我需要冷静。 快到厕所的时候，我回头一看，师傅正坐在车里，唇齿翕动。没想到都这么大的了，我的心跳还是踩了一脚油门——加速了。 18 厕所里，我捂着鼻子冥思苦想结果会怎样，无外乎两种结局，一是雷蕾把我撅回来，二是我们好得不能再好，至于如何好得不能再好，我想谁都清楚。之所以产生如此极端的两种想法，是因为在驾校的厕所解手，没办法不思想偏激。 这里的厕所，让人充分加深了对屎的认识，过目便会不忘，砖垒的厕所，流水的学员，加之司机师傅长年累月工作于此，使用者虽多，却不见人打扫、收集，但并没有爆满四溢，那么都去了哪里？我认为，一部分被屎壳郎滚着上了大街——冒充了迷彩小吉普，还有一部分被苍蝇和它们的孩子吃掉了，余下部分被来此一解的人不慎踩走。 离开的时候，我看了看鞋底，还好，什么都没有。 以上描写有伤大雅，姑且不表，离开厕所，言归正传。 我回来后，师傅冲我挤眉弄眼，雷蕾同意了。 19 收车的时候，师傅把我叫到一边，说我给你约好了，你俩在我车里谈，给你钥匙，回头把门给我锁上，我可事先说好了，只需聊天，不许干别的，我也是从年轻时候过来的，你们想什么我都门儿清。 我说师傅您放心吧，不会发生您想的那种事情，师傅呵呵一笑，说我想什么了。我说您什么也没想，是我多想了。 20 雷蕾一个人坐在副驾驶室里，我尴尬地打开车门，坐在司机的位置，不知从何说起，刚才准备好的台词一下全忘了，只好干咳了两声，掏出烟问雷蕾：“抽吗？” 雷蕾笑了：“你要是没话说我可走了。”说完打开车门。 “别走，有话，特重要。” “那你说吧。”雷蕾又关上车门。 “今天师傅和你说什么了？” “我倒想知道你和师傅说了什么。” “我什么意思你应该明白。” “我告诉过你，我有男朋友了，我们感情很好。” “那没关系，有了可以再换，好了可以再散，旧的不去新的不来。” "What do you mean?" “即使你天天吃鲍鱼龙虾，也会有厌倦的那一天，不如换个口味，哪怕是拍黄瓜、拌腐竹。” "what are you?" “尝了才知道。” “我要是不想点你这道菜呢。” “如果你想在回首往事的时候，不因碌碌无为而悔恨，就……” “我还没到保尔·柯察金那份儿上，钢铁是怎样炼成的和我没关。” “连个机会都不给我！” “机会已经给你了，看你怎么把握了。” “我还以为你要把我一棍子打死。借我手机用用。” “你没有？” “我的没电了。” 雷蕾掏出手机给我。 我拨了自己的电话，然后手机在我身上响起，雷蕾一把抢过她的手机：“讨厌吧你！” 就这样，我搞到了雷蕾的电话。 twenty one 师傅可够大意的，居然把钥匙留在车里，到底是公家车。 雷蕾见我打着车：“干嘛你要？” “带你兜兜风。” "can you?" “把吗字去了。”我放下手刹，准备启动。 “等会儿，我下去，我还年轻。”雷蕾不放心。 “你在车上我才安全，快撞上的时候还能帮我踩脚刹车”教练车在副驾驶的位置安装了刹车，便于师傅操控。 雷蕾忐忑地把脚放在刹车上，自言自语：“连安全带都没有，唉！” “坐好了！”我踩油门，松离合，汽车晃荡晃荡地启动了。 车被我开出停车场，像个酒鬼在训练场里东跌西撞。 “把稳方向盘，眼睛往前看，别东张西望，尽管你身边坐着美女。”雷蕾一脸严肃，不苟言笑，脚搭在刹车上时刻准备着。 原本我目不转睛地看着前方，就这还觉得眼睛不够用，让雷蕾这么一说，反倒觉得没必要如此聚精会神。“美女能来点儿音乐吗？”我说。 雷蕾打开收音机，音乐台播放着梁咏琪的《短发》，伴随汽车前行。这时雷蕾对着室内反光镜，用手拢住头发说，“你说我留短发好看吗？” “不好，太傻，别学梁咏琪装天真。”我一边看效果一边评论。 “看前面！看前面！”雷蕾指着前方突然喊道。 我转过头，一个猛打轮，车身与路旁的一棵杨树擦肩而过，真他妈险。“我算明白交通事故是怎么发生的了，出事儿的时候车里肯定都坐了女人，跟装了炸弹没两样。” “行！那我下车！” “下吧，我没拦着你。” “停车！” “不停，有本事就跳下去。” “别以为我不敢，我可真跳了啊！”雷蕾打开车门。 “跳啊，用不用再快点儿。”我加大油门。 “我才没那么傻！” “嘭”地一声，雷蕾又将车门关上。 twenty two 几圈下来，我已经相当熟练，各种障碍也能随心所欲地通过。这时雷蕾的脚从刹车上抬开，她说：“能再快点儿吗。” 我微微一笑，毫不犹豫地挂了五档。 月亮升起，天色渐渐黑下来，我把车停在路边，鼓捣了半天，终于找到车灯开关，前方道路被照亮，我重新启动汽车，将油门踩到底，瞬间就已风驰电掣。 突然，我一个急刹车，车熄火了，四周安静寂静，月光透过挡风玻璃洒下来，照在我和雷蕾的脸上，她看着我问，怎么了。 我一把搂过雷蕾，强吻了她。 雷蕾先是在我怀中挣扎，一会儿后没了动作，开始回吻我，只有几秒钟的功夫，又从我怀中挣脱出，打开车门向远处跑去。 “明天还学吗？”我问。 “学！”雷蕾头也不回地喊道。 我重新启动汽车，手伴着音乐打着拍子，把车开回车场。 那晚，我失眠了，毕业后的第一次。 第二天起来，一点儿不困。不禁感叹爱情的力量之伟大。 twenty three 一大早我就到了车场，没一会儿雷蕾也来了，好像什么都没发生似的和我打招呼：“来了！” “来了！”我说。 “吃了？” “吃了，啊不，还没。”我连觉都能不睡，吃不吃早点就更无关紧要了。 “还没睡醒吧。”雷蕾看我一眼。 “根本就没睡。” “学会开车不至于这么兴奋吧。” “和美女兜风当然兴奋。” “别贫了你俩，打开水去。”师傅到了，扔给我们各一个塑料桶。 “给我吧，你在这儿等着。”我向雷蕾要塑料桶。 “别以为这样就能赢得我的好感。”雷蕾毫不客气地把桶给了我。 “不积跬步，无以至千里。锲而不舍，金石可镂。” “别臭拽，我听不懂。” “就是说把你泡到手不是一朝一夕能搞定的，没有我攻不下的城，拔不下的寨，啃不动的骨头，砸不碎的蛋。”我左右开弓，拎着空桶去了水房。 “泡我？想得美！”雷蕾在我身后说。同时传来师傅的笑声。 打水回来，我和雷蕾坐在车里一言不发地看着师傅做着出车前的准备，一切就绪后，师傅上了车，打火，然后看着油表说，车是不是漏油呀，昨天才加的，怎么今天就没了。 我和雷蕾相视一笑。然后，我微笑着去攥她的手，她微笑着把手拿开。 师傅看着反光镜咳嗽了一声，也呵呵一笑。 twenty four 六十八小时的学时眼看着结束了，路考通过后才能拿到驾照。师傅说：“你俩别紧张，用平时臭贫的心态去考试，准能过。” 话虽这么说，可还是不由自主地紧张，这个毛病我这辈子是改不掉了，好在这辈子的考试也所剩无几，只差最难的一道槛，就是等找了媳妇后，能不能过丈母娘那一关。 路考的头天晚上，本想洗脚放松一下，已经接了一盆开水，可脚还是没洗，直接洗了袜子，因为我想留住脚感，这些天感觉一直不错。 第二天，我和雷蕾极其顺利地通过了考试。我们自诩，从此北京的大街小巷上又多了两个马路杀手。 25 我问过雷蕾无数次，你到底是什么学校的，她却说，有事儿给我打电话好了，反正你已经知道我手机了。 “我天天打电话你受得了吗。”我说。 “你天天找我我更受不了。”蕾蕾说。 “难道我和你不应该试试看吗？” "What did you say?" “你对我怎么一点儿反应都没有。” “我是惰性气体和不活跃金属。” “早晚我会发现一种催化剂，改变你的化合价。” “我倒要看看我能变成什么。我走了，拜拜，你别跟着我，没用的。” 雷蕾结束了和我在驾校的短期相处。