Chapter 5 Chapter 4 Fever VS Inspiration

Conventional plot. Look at the alarm clock on the bedside table. It’s already past 9 o’clock. The incident made me feel very comfortable, so I decided to get up a little earlier today to see the haggard look of Zheng Yaye, a clean freak and cruel man who listened to the shocking version of the concert all night. Because I am in a good mood, even washing, which I usually hate the most, becomes very relaxing! After a quick shower, I walked out of the room full of excitement.The moment I opened the door, I was looking forward to seeing Zheng Yaye with big dark circles under his eyes, sitting at the dining table with a haggard look in his eyes.Then he looked at me with those sleepy eyes.Haha, it's funny to think of it!

However, if he didn't sleep well, my breakfast... I was worried about where my breakfast would be, the door was slowly opened, and then, what came into my eyes... blank, blank, still blank! Outside the large floor-to-ceiling windows, the sun was shining so brightly that I couldn't open my eyes.I rubbed my eyes vigorously, and finally got used to the bright sunshine. When I opened my eyes again, I saw the dining table, which was empty. What about Zheng Yaye?This question popped into my head for the first time. Where's my breakfast?Immediately afterwards, another question popped up in my head.

Why is Zheng Yaye in front of my breakfast?Then, this question appeared in my head depressingly. So, Zheng Yaye is my nemesis.It was such a beautiful morning, but when I woke up, the first thing I thought of was him!However, what made me even more depressed was that I was already so depressed that I wanted to throw him out of my head so much, but I was still thinking about the question "where is Zheng Yaye?" Usually at this time, isn't that annoying guy just sitting there reading a book?As soon as I open the door, I can see the picture of the guy sitting at the dining table and reading a book leisurely, which seems to have gotten me used to it.I didn't even see his figure in the restaurant today, I'm really not used to it!

Although I hated the habit I was forced to develop, I still looked for clues about Zheng Yaye in the room helplessly. Could it be that he didn't sleep last night and is still sleeping in his room? I thought, and walked out of the room. However, the moment I stepped out of the room, I suddenly felt like I was off balance.A huge force came from under my feet, which pulled my feet, making my strength that was supposed to lift my feet mess up uncontrollably. My head was summoned by Mother Earth, and my head became light-headed in an instant, and my body kept leaning forward or downward.

Probably because it happened so suddenly, I didn't have any mental preparation, so I used the reaction that everyone will make when facing unexpected events, that is-close your eyes. One second... two seconds... three seconds... Logically speaking, after a person in a normal upright state loses his balance, within three seconds, he must and will definitely have a very intimate contact with Mother Earth.At the same time of intimate contact, there will definitely be severe pain from the position where the mother earth first touches. Why?I don't?Is it because I have gained weight recently?Is the fat accumulated enough to be used as a cushion?

I know that I have lived a little too comfortably recently, after all, three meals a day are prepared by someone, and they are so delicious.So I gained weight, in the final analysis, it was because of that clean freak and cold man. However, getting fat and gaining weight doesn’t make sense to cover up my painful nerves, right?Am I really out of my mind? Although there was no pain, my mouth still felt a little warm. Warm?I suddenly thought of the scene in romance novels and afternoon "soap" dramas, the heroine accidentally fell down, and then bumped into the male lead who was emptied of his head, and then the two of them stayed together He fell down, and then the two of them fell to the ground in an extremely ambiguous posture, and finally, the two of them fell helplessly mouth to mouth, and fell together in the arms of Mother Earth.

It should be impossible for such vulgar things to appear in real life, right?With a very bad premonition, I cautiously opened my eyes. I slowly opened my eyes, and the first thing I saw was thick, very thick, very thick; long, very long, very long eyelashes. Realizing what was in front of me, I opened my eyes for a split second, wide open.I stared in horror at the tightly closed eyes that appeared in front of me.Those delicate eyelashes, that delicate milk-like face with no pores at all. I...he...Zheng Yaye!Why is his face so close to mine? Because I'm lying on top of him, mouth to mouth!Why does this happen?It's outrageous!I can even feel the soft touch of his crystal-clear lips. My body and his are completely fitted together, without even a single gap.Immediately, my face turned red as if I had just been in a sauna.There seemed to be a heat rising above the head.

God!What is the situation?In an instant, I jumped up. Emergency situation, emergency situation, at this moment, my mind is blank.Why is there such a situation now?Me, such a vulgar plot actually happened in my life? Like, shouldn't things like this kind of accidental kiss with a handsome guy just happen in the "soap" theater in the afternoon?Why does it really appear in my life? I covered my lips, trying to clear my thoughts.However, at this moment, his head was like a mess, and he couldn't sort it out at all.Because everything happened so suddenly, I didn't even have time to react.

I stood there blankly, at a loss. My head began to go back and forth, how did this goddamn sudden situation come about?After a flurry of fuss, my head finally calmed down a bit. Well, I'm going to think back, think back.Then my mind couldn't help but started to think about the feeling of that kiss.Zheng Yaye's lips were as warm as the tender heart of an egg tart. Although it was a bit sweet and greasy, the taste was still very good. Uh... no!Why am I thinking about this?You shouldn't be thinking about these things at this time! As I tried to sort out my current thoughts, I rubbed my cheeks indiscriminately.When my fingers accidentally touched my lips, I suddenly felt like pudding!Soft and soft, like pudding.Such tenderness is the touch of his lips, right?But what kind of pudding is it?Judging from the color, it probably has a strawberry or cherry flavor, right?No, compared to strawberries or cherries, it should be sweeter and not sour. So, it should be strawberry milk flavor, right?As I touched my lips, I thought about it... Aftertaste?I'm actually reminiscing?

Han Xiaojie, are you too perverted?It's alright to give the first kiss to Zheng Yaye, that cold and clean man, but he's still reminiscing about it here?I think you must be crazy, right?People say that the first kiss is to be dedicated to the person you love the most, but it turned out that my first kiss, Han Xiaojie, was actually dedicated to...a handsome guy. what!Going crazy!Why am I still thinking about the handsome guy at this moment?However, for a handsome guy like Zheng Yaye, he should have lost his first kiss long ago, right?Idiot, do you still need to think about this kind of thing?In so many of his idol dramas, there are scenes where he kisses the heroine.It's not fair, why is mine the first kiss, and his... I should be angry at this time, right?You should be very angry, right?But at this time, I was not angry, not at all.Not only was he not angry, but he was secretly delighted.

I think I must be crazy, right?At this time, you should be angry, very angry, very angry.Yes, to be angry, to express to Zheng Yaye angrily that I am very angry at the moment. To let him know that it was a very, very bad thing to trip me casually just now and cheat me of my first kiss. right!That's it!Wait... Why did he trip me just now?It was almost as if he was lying on the ground.So why is he lying on the ground?Is it because the weather is too hot and the ground is cooler?If this is the case, he shouldn't be lying on the ground at the door of my room, right? Besides, after he kissed me, why didn't human react at all?Logically speaking, even if there is no emotional reaction at this time, you should get up from the ground, right? And this man with a cleanliness should feel very disgusted. If it is an exaggeration, he should run to the toilet and vomit like crazy!Uh, fuck, how can I say I'm disgusting? I looked carefully at the man pretending to be a dead body on the ground, he didn't seem to have the slightest intention to get up from the ground.It doesn't matter if you don't get up from the ground, but your eyes are still closed so tightly that you don't have any intention of opening them. "Zheng... Yaye?" I called out his name tentatively. Those lying on the ground did not respond. "Zheng Yaye?" For some reason, looking at the guy lying on the ground, I panicked a little. Zheng Yaye still didn't respond. I hurriedly squatted down, put my hands on Zheng Yaye's shoulders, and vigorously shook the unresponsive person lying on the ground. "Zheng Yaye, Zheng Yaye, Zheng Yaye, what's wrong with you?" I shook him and yelled his name.I am getting more and more nervous: this guy, what happened? Because of my vigorous shaking, the people on the ground seemed to have a little reaction. His eyebrows raised slightly, and a deep groove appeared in the center of his brows. He opened his lips that were like strawberry cherry milk pudding that he just kissed with me, and moaned with difficulty. From his groans, he could clearly feel his sadness, but it also made me feel relieved instantly.This guy is still alive! Although he was still able to make a sound, it seemed that he was still very sad.He pursed his lips tightly, looking very painful. The originally fair skin seemed to be more rosy because of his pain.rosy?It seems that he doesn't even know that he kissed me just now, so he shouldn't blush with embarrassment.Could it be that he has a fever? I touched his forehead with my hand, and there was a hot feeling from his forehead.This hot feeling made me instantly understand why Zheng Yaye would fall here. He really has a fever!And from my hand test, it should be a high fever.How could this guy be sick in this season when even pigs don't get sick? "Who is singing my song, that loneliness, no one can grasp; who is singing my song, that weakness, you have never experienced it at all." Just when I was thinking about whether to call an ambulance, suddenly, a deep and hoarse voice sounded in my ears. this is?Very familiar music, isn't this Zheng Yaye's famous song?It seems to be the theme song of an idol drama he starred in! But where did this music come from?After some careful exploration, I found that the sound came from Zheng Yaye's pocket lying on the ground. I lowered my head and took out the phone in his pocket.The three words "cartoon bear" are displayed in big characters on the screen of the mobile phone. Do you want to take it?I looked at the name that appeared on the phone screen with some hesitation.Looking at this nickname, it should be someone who has a good relationship with Zheng Yaye, right?It might even be his girlfriend. Thinking of my girlfriend, I feel a little depressed for no reason. But why should I be depressed?When I was thinking about this question facing the screen of his mobile phone, I suddenly accidentally touched the answer button on the screen. Seeing the stopwatch recording the call time appear on the phone screen, I panicked.Alas, it's all right now, don't think about it, just pick it up! I put the phone to my ear, and when I was about to speak, there was a voice on the phone first. "Ye, are you still used to it over there? Did you eat and sleep on time? Let me tell you, even if you're not used to it, you still have to stay with me and don't go out. The paparazzi got the gossip from somewhere recently. , I know you are here. Therefore, Han Xiaojie's side is the safest right now. Although I know you are a clean freak, and you are still a compulsive clean freak, but you'd better be patient, after all, that is Han Xiaojie's home. The most important thing is , At the beginning, you said you liked that book very much and proposed to live in her house. I asked you about this many times at the time, and you said you were very sure! Don’t go back on my word now. Alright! That’s all I want to say! Remind me again, take good care of your body, don’t stay up late, you know what’s wrong with you, you get a high fever when you don’t sleep. If we want to prepare for the actual work of "LOVE STAR", that's it!" Before I could speak, the other party simply hung up the phone.But now I don't have the time to talk to him anymore, I'm shocked! So that guy offered to come and live with me?Moreover, he also said he likes my book?Is this news a bit too exaggerated?From the second he appeared in front of me, this guy shouldn't have said anything nice to me, right? No, there should still be one time, that afternoon, he read my favorite sentence lightly.oops!This is not the point! The point is, the inexplicable person on the phone just now said that Zheng Yaye would have a fever as long as he didn't sleep.So, the reason why this guy is lying on the ground with such a high fever is entirely because he didn't sleep well, and the culprit for him not sleeping well is me! I felt a little guilty and helpless looking at him lying on the ground frowning, feeling in a mess.This guy is really incomprehensible.Since you came here because you like my book, why are you so arrogant?Tell me well from the beginning, our relationship won't be so stiff.Also, since he has a compulsive cleanliness, why doesn't he explain it?It also made me think that it was because he hated me that he was so angry at me for accidentally hugging him last time.Now it seems that it should be related to his cleanliness!Why doesn't this guy say anything?Does it make him look great if he is misunderstood?Really, a cruel guy, he only plays cool, and he will die if he talks about it? "Oh." I looked at the guy lying on the ground and sighed helplessly. Seeing his weak appearance, I made a decision. I exhausted all the strength in my body and dragged that dead duck-mouthed guy back to the room. Zheng Yaye, this time I will pay you back.The last time Min Xitai hurt me, it was you who stood up for me. This time, I will take care of you and I will repay your favor. But... he has a fever because of me, I seem to be supposed to take care of him, huh? oops!Forget it!never mind!It makes no difference! Now, let's take good care of this troublesome, stubborn, cold and clean-loving guy! It is really clever to have a fever to the extent of Zheng Yaye. It can be burned for a day and a night at once!I extremely doubt whether this guy is deliberately pretending to be sick in order not to cook. Looking at the guy lying comfortably on my big bed, my face was full of resentment. Only one night without sleep, and then have to spend 24 hours to catch up on sleep?I sat on the edge of the bed, resting my chin and looking at the person who continued to sleep in front of me.Even though the fever has subsided, he still hasn't woken up? I took care of him all day yesterday, and I didn't sleep well at night. My eyes turned into panda eyes again, and it was worse than when I stayed up late to catch up on the manuscript.Because I have psychological pressure!If this guy has a fever and burns his head, will his family ask me to pay for it? Fortunately, his physical condition has stabilized, otherwise I must still be terrified!But when is he going to sleep? Could it be that this guy wants to stage a modern version of Sleeping Beauty?Wait until I kiss him with my rosy lips, and then he will open his clear eyes with flushed cheeks? Uh, what am I thinking about? However, even though I knew I was thinking wildly, I just unconsciously wanted to stare at the guy's lips on the bed.Her lips, which were supposed to be like strawberry cherry pudding, were a little chapped because they hadn't drank water for a long time. I looked at the cup on the bedside table, how can I give him water now?Do you pour it in?It's not cramming.Otherwise, use artificial respiration? "Hey!" Thinking of artificial respiration, I unconsciously let out a discordant laugh. Uh, this early in the morning, why am I always thinking about something messy?How can I be considered a young girl in the blooming season? How can the flowers of the motherland be so erotic?Actually wanted to kiss all the time... "Han Xiaojie, wake up!" I patted my cheek vigorously while talking to myself. "Hmm..." Just as I slapped my cheek vigorously, a groan came from my ear. The moment I heard the groan, I quickly turned my gaze to the person lying on the bed. Zheng Yaye's originally expressionless face changed a little.He frowned slightly, and then opened his eyes very slowly, as if he was gradually adapting to the glare of the sunlight that he had rejected for a long time, right? Watching the person on the bed wake up, I unconsciously felt a sense of excitement and joy.Great, he finally woke up!Think about it, I actually saw Zheng Yaye's whole process from falling asleep to waking up with my own eyes. If others know about this, they will be jealous to death, right? His eyes finally opened, and when I met that clear gaze, my heartbeat was all messed up. Faced with such a strange mood, I was a little overwhelmed.I never knew my heartbeat could be so fast, so fast that I had an illusion for a moment that my heart was going to jump out of my chest. Because of this overwhelmed mood, I was in a sluggish state, just looking at Zheng Yaye who was lying on the bed so stupidly.At this time, I should say something, but I can only look at Zheng Yaye in a daze, my mind is blank. He saw me, frowned, then propped himself up on his arms, and sat up from the bed. "What are you doing?" He asked, probably because he hadn't drank water for a long time, so his voice was a little hoarse. "Ah? I...I..." My state is still very demented. "Is this... not my room?" After his eyes circled my entire room, he asked. "It's...my room." Looking at him, I held back for a long time, but only said this sentence. "Why am I in your room?" He looked at me suspiciously.While looking at me, he rubbed his head in pain.Probably because of the pain after the fever subsides? "I brought you here!" I replied without thinking.After finishing speaking, I suddenly regretted it.No matter how you hear this sentence, it sounds weird, right?After all, I said to a boy, I carried him to my room and put him on my bed. "Bring it over?" Obviously, he also felt that there was something wrong with my words. He looked at me, his eyes, like X-rays in a hospital, could see through me. "Uh, that, because you had a fever, you fainted outside my room, because, because it was relatively close, I brought you into my room." I stammered and explained, because he With a scrutinizing gaze, I lowered my head and dared not look at him. I obviously did nothing wrong, why didn't I dare to look him in the eye? "How long have I been asleep?" He asked after hearing my explanation. "One day and one night." I lowered my head depressedly, and while curling the corner of my clothes with my fingers, I answered Zheng Yaye's words. He doesn't seem to have woken up yet, and he even forgot that I made him have a fever.But now I remind him, he should be very angry. "You just took care of me for a day and a night?" His voice was full of doubts and surprises. I looked up at him from the corner of my eye and found that there was not much expression on his face. Huh?He didn't lose his temper with me?It seems that the focus is wrong. For this self-righteous big star, it seems that I should not be the most concerned about him now! I examine his face, this guy always looks expressionless, but, sometimes, you can still see his emotions that are not easily expressed in his eyes.It seemed that he didn't look like he was about to get angry, but instead had a feeling of gratitude. "Yeah." I hummed softly. Although my voice was very soft, it was obvious that he heard it. The moment he heard it, I could feel him visibly stiff as he sat on the bed.Then, very suddenly, he leaned forward and approached me sitting on the edge of the bed little by little. What is this guy going to do?Why do you want to approach me suddenly, all of a sudden?Little by little my nerves began to tense up. There is a little tension in my heart, a little fear, and a little expectation. Why is it looking forward to?I was suddenly at a loss for this inexplicable emotion, but Zheng Yaye didn't give me time to be at a loss. "Plop! Plop!" I could almost hear my own heart beating. The heartbeat is unbelievably fast, it is estimated that it is about to exceed the limit, right? "You...you..." I think I should ask what this guy is doing, but because of my nervousness, I really can't open my mouth, so I can only let him approach slowly. His face was next to my ear, and I could clearly feel his breath.My head is completely frozen, no, it's not so much that my head is frozen, it's better to say that my whole body is frozen. I just stared blankly at my fingers, constantly rolling the corners of my clothes. "You..." He opened his mouth and said such a word. What is he going to say?Why do you have to make such a long sound for a word?It must be something very important, that's why he hesitated like this. What will it be?Could it be that this guy wants to confess to me?Because I took care of him for one night, I was so touched, so I want to promise him with my body?If so, should I accept it? I should have refused!After all, if this guy confesses to me or agrees with me, 99% of the reason is because I took care of him for a night yesterday, so he was too touched.The feelings generated under this kind of touch are all unreal, but even though I know this is the case, I still, I still want to accept it!Why would you want to accept it?Could it be that I told Zheng Yaye... Just when I was distressed, he spoke again. "You... haven't washed up all day, have you?" Just a moment ago, I was still worrying about how I would answer him if he wanted to confess to me, but at this moment he said such a sentence to me with the softest voice in the world.Can you understand the feeling of falling from heaven to hell in an instant?I can almost hear the sound of my heart, which was still beating chaotically just now, shattering in an instant. Therefore, one should not have any expectations of a compulsive cleanliness obsessive man like Zheng Yaye at all!It's a complete waste of my feelings. Just a moment ago, I had a series of complex emotions such as excitement, anticipation, and tension, which disappeared in an instant, and at the same time, my stiffness disappeared. I jumped up from the bed in an instant, and looked angrily at the guy sitting on the bed with an imperceptible playful expression on the corner of his mouth. "You, you, you... I, I, I..." When I was angry and nervous, I couldn't speak, and I would stammer naturally. Probably because of my stuttering, Zheng Yaye's playful smile, which was not easy to be noticed, suddenly became obvious in an instant. Because of his sudden and obvious smile, I was a little lost.This guy's smile really rarely appears, except when performing idol dramas, this guy is almost expressionless.However, at this moment he showed his smile to me.Although I have seen him smiling in idol dramas, this is the first time he has appeared in reality like this.Although it was just a slight movement of one corner of the mouth, I was stunned for a moment. oops!Now is not the time to be crazy!That guy laughed because he was laughing at me!I'm actually crazy at this time. I took a deep breath and opened my mouth angrily. "In order to take care of you, I didn't sleep or eat! How can I have time to wash up? My kindness is not rewarded. If I knew it, I would have ignored you and made you an idiot with a fever." I said loudly.My loudness at this moment is not at all because of my anger, but because I am trying to brace myself not to stutter.After hearing my words, his focused eyes spread out for an instant, and then focused again for an instant. "Ahem..." He coughed lightly, as if he was trying to cover up his momentary absence. "Even if it's taking care, you should clean yourself up, right? Besides, it's only natural for you to take care of me. If it wasn't because of you, why do you think I have a fever?" His eyes looked directly at me. "That..." Could this guy's reflexes be a little better? I just refuted it right away after I spoke. It turns out that he still holds grudges so much, let me just say, how could this cold and cunning guy ignore the fact that I made him have a fever just because I took care of him.Hmph, the action he made to misunderstand me just now is also revenge on me, cunning and treacherous guy! "But, but, you didn't tell me that you would have a high fever if you didn't sleep well." I said depressedly. "I..." He became depressed the moment he heard my depressed words. Hey, I have nothing to say.Who told you not to talk to me properly, who told you not to tell me anything just to look cool.So, this incident is not my fault alone, you are also responsible!In the moment when he was depressed, I suddenly understood what is the joy of victory.I never knew that the taste of victory is so happy!Because of this happiness, I laughed, laughing wildly... "You have a convulsion! Convulsion!" Just as I was shaking with laughter, he gritted his teeth and said. The voice was full of eerieness, which made my laughter stop abruptly.This dead guy actually said that I have convulsions? "You...you..." I glared angrily at the indifferent guy sitting on the bed.I'm so pissed off, so pissed off, why does this damn guy behave like this every time? Looking at me who was so angry that I almost jumped, he suddenly smiled. Laughed?Laughing again?Strange things happen every day, especially today!Such a smile that could melt glaciers, he kept showing it in a short period of time. Could it be that he really had a fever and burned his brain? Just when I lost my mind, he had already walked off the bed.Walked to my side, smiled and patted my shoulder, still with that bright smile on his face. I suddenly felt that this day was too unreal.At least, the smile on that face seemed unreal. "Thank you for taking care of me..." He suddenly said softly when I was not prepared. For a while, I felt that the plot at this moment was too jumpy.Why is this guy so polite all of a sudden?Faced with such sudden thanks, I was at a loss and didn't know what to say.So, I'm demented again. "You took care of me for a day, you should have a good rest!" He had a smile like the first ray of sunshine on a winter morning, so gentle that I could almost have an illusion. All of a sudden, the defenses I had built up in my heart collapsed.Is this person cold or gentle? After he finished speaking, he turned around and prepared to leave my room, as if to make room for me to rest.For such him, I suddenly felt that I should say something.Then, I opened my mouth. "I will not do it again……" "Huh?" In response to my sudden opening, he stopped in trouble. "I don't listen to music at night." My voice inexplicably became smaller and smaller.After hearing my words, he didn't respond. After a long time, he opened his mouth again: "Okay..." After saying that one word, he walked out of my room. Then... Let's get along well in the future!Zheng Yaye! I said silently in my heart. In everything without inspiration, there must be joy and sorrow. After the good news of getting along peacefully with Zheng Yaye, a piece of bad news appeared.Of course, the root cause of this bad news is that Zheng Yaye and I get along peacefully. I was depressed, why did I have nothing to say at that time, but I just said that I don't know how to listen to music at night? If you don't listen to music, how can you write a manuscript?Although there is no necessary connection between music and writing, it seems that there is no necessary connection between night and writing, but I just have such a problem, that is, if I can't see the moon, I can't write anything!Likewise, I can't hear music and I can't write.Alas, people always have some quirks, but these quirks always take some time to improve slowly!If I have to change overnight, the end should be like what I am now, right? I have been facing the computer all night, but not a single word appeared in my head.Before I knew it, the sun slanted into my room, and the morning sunlight filled the whole room. The sun has already come out, and the white page of Word is still spotless. Holding the coffee cup with a vacant expression, I walked out of my room shaking three times.My head was blank like the pages of my word that had been in the original state all night.In the living room, Zheng Yaye sat at the dining table as usual. "Morning!" After I looked up at him who was always so handsome, I greeted casually, then lowered my head, moved to the seat opposite him and sat down. "You..." As soon as I sat down, Zheng Yaye suddenly spoke, with a feeling of hesitation in his voice. Hearing his voice, I looked up at him.I haven't slept all night. I probably have a tired face. However, when I think of the manuscript that has not slept all night but has not made any progress, I should be more resentful..."Are you okay?" Seeing such a resentful I, he couldn't help but be a little more puzzled on his originally expressionless face. "Something? What can I do?" I said with the corners of my mouth weakly. "Since it's all right, then...wash up..." After hearing my words, he spoke again. wash up!When I heard this word, I stood up from my seat reflexively, went into the bathroom, and consciously brushed my teeth and washed my face without anyone's supervision. When I finished washing up and returned to the dining table again, even I was a little surprised.What day is it today?Why do I listen to that guy so much?While eating the softly toasted bread, I was depressingly thinking about such a serious question. Although I want to live with him peacefully, although I feel a little sorry for him when he has a fever!However, I cannot be made to obey him so humbly!As a human being, I still have to have my own principles, so it's better to clarify some things. However, just when I was thinking about what to say, suddenly—"Hula! Hula!" My distinctive mobile phone rang. I dug my phone out of the pocket of my pajamas and checked the caller ID.This, on the not-so-big screen of the mobile phone, there are four large characters shining—Master Editor. "What day is it today?" I subconsciously raised my head and asked such a question. "Monday." He seemed to have noticed the depression and fear on my face, so there was a puzzled expression on my face. At this time, I was not in the mood to explain my current situation to him, but just stared at the screen of my mobile phone with infinitely enlarged pupils. It's Monday so soon, I promised the editor to hand in the outline last week.But until now, I still have no clue, what should I do? I was ravaging my hair in depression, with two options of "accept" and "not accept" hanging in my head. If I answer the phone at this time and tell her that I haven't written it yet, then my end will be very sad, maybe I won't be able to see the sun tomorrow morning.No, maybe I won't be able to see the moon tonight at all, and today next year will definitely be the day of my death. Bloody images of the top ten tortures in the Manchu Qing Dynasty appeared in my head for a moment. Otherwise, do not accept?Our lovely and respectable editor has nothing but endless patience and perseverance. He probably won't give up until he calls me.If the phone is turned off now, she will definitely guess that I am avoiding her, so she probably rushed to my house directly. I just held the phone like that and froze over there. "Hey……" "Han Xiaojie!" "Han Xiaojie!" Regarding my state at the moment, Zheng Yaye seems to have not thought of it yet.He kept calling my name.But because I was completely in my own state of fear, even though I heard him calling my name, I didn't have the extra brainpower and energy to react.所以，我依旧保持那呆滞的状态盯着手机屏幕。 见我没有回答，郑亚夜突然起身，毫无预兆地，他竟然一把抽走了我握在手心的手机。然后，我视线的焦点瞬间从手机变为了郑亚夜。 “你……”就在我开口准备问他要干吗的时候，他却毫不犹豫地按下了手机的接听键。 然后，我瞬间被冻结了。我很僵硬地看着郑亚夜还按在通话键上没有抬起的手指。一瞬间，我有一种想要把郑亚夜碎尸万段的冲动。这个家伙居然就这样接了我的电话，完全没有经过我的同意按了接听键！他知不知道，他这样一按，我会有生命危险！ “韩筱洁！你要造反了，居然这么久才接电话？不对，这不是重点，重点是，你不是说上周要交新书的大纲给我吗？为什么我今天早上把电子信箱翻了个底朝天也没有看到大纲呢？你难道失去记忆了吗？还是说你出了什么意外？或者说你想出什么意外？”在电话那头，亲爱的编辑大人以高分贝的声音通过无线电的传输系统传入我的耳中。 虽然是想要把郑亚夜碎尸万段，但是，在听到我们编辑大人在电话那头的怒吼之后，我有些不确定，我还有没有时间在我被碎尸万段之前先把郑亚夜碎尸万段了。 事情都已经这样了，虽然我还是很不想要面对现实，虽然这样只有死路一条，但是现在电话已经接了，我也只有硬着头皮面对了。 我伸出手，示意在我对面的郑亚夜把手机还给我。 “喂？”然而，很明显，郑亚夜似乎没有理会我的示意，居然把电话放到了耳边，开了口。 他要干吗？我心里七上八下地看着一副泰然自若的郑亚夜。 “啊？这个不是韩筱洁的手机吗？”就在电话那头传来这样一句疑问的时候，我那七上八下的心情瞬间烟消云散了，取而代之的是幸灾乐祸。 我那位编辑大人明明刚刚还气势汹汹的，然而在听到郑亚夜的声音的那一瞬间，她的气势似乎是瞬间坍塌了。现在我那位编辑大人脸上应该是多么尴尬的画面啊？想着，我的嘴角不自觉地就微微勾起。 郑亚夜还是挺细心的嘛，居然看出我不想接电话，就帮我接听，然后让编辑大人误以为打错了。嗯，他还挺聪明的，接下来，他只要回答“不是，你打错了”，就可以化解我当前的危机了。 然而，就在我的嘴角刚刚勾起的那一瞬间，郑亚夜开口了。 “是。”郑亚夜那个家伙一个字就让我的嘴角从上勾变成了下坠。天堂到地狱的距离，原来就只是一瞬间而已。 他……他说什么？他居然说“是”？按照我脑袋里幻想的画面，这个时候他不是应该酷酷地对着电话说“你打错了”，让电话那边的编辑大人瞬间无地自容，瞬间想要去死，瞬间……可是为什么这一切的“瞬间”不是给了电话那头的人，而是完完全全地体现在了我的身上呢？我和郑亚夜这个家伙一定是八字不合，所以才会这样吧？ 这家伙根本就不想帮我，他是要害我吧？ “那你是谁呢？韩贤圣？隔壁邻居？路人甲？路人乙？路人丙？还是路人丁？”电话那边的人满是疑问地开了口。 不光是电话那头的人疑问，我也疑问，这个家伙会怎么回答呢？ 傲气地说自己是大明星郑亚夜？那估计我的编辑大人一定会骂得用口水淹没他吧？毕竟，有谁会相信，打电话给认识的人，结果却是某个知名的大明星接的电话？如果不说他自己是郑亚夜的话，那么他会说自己是谁呢？我在脑袋里面搜寻所有能够想到的最冷酷的答案。 然而，就在我思考的时候，郑亚夜却已经揭晓了答案。 “我是她的男朋友。” 男……朋友？我估计我用尽这辈子的时间思考，都不会想到他居然会说出这样的答案！ 在听到郑亚夜的话的一瞬间，我突然觉得，我是不是生活在某部非常非常不现实的小说之中……他为什么会说自己是我的男朋友？ 我眼睛睁得大大的，不可思议地看着他。他的眼睛看向我，依旧是面无表情，眼睛里面也好像是没有什么情绪，要不是在他的嘴角边出现了一丝很难察觉的玩味的笑容，我估计我此刻应该会觉得，我刚刚听到的那七个字不过是我的幻想。 电话那边的人在听到那七个字的时候，同样陷入了沉默。我真的很能够体会电话那头的人的感觉！毕竟，我的一举一动几乎都在她的掌控之中，有什么关于我的事是编辑大人不知道的呢！可是……男朋友？这种根本不可能存在于我身边的生物，肯定完全出乎她的意料吧……“你……你说你是韩筱洁的男朋友？你确定是韩筱洁，不是别人？韩国的韩，竹字头的筱，洁白的洁？”电话那头的人沉默许久后，终于开口了。 就是编辑大人那一段莫名其妙、不知所以的话，却让郑亚夜原本只是不易察觉的笑容，瞬间暴露。 那向上弯起的嘴角充满了诱惑，微闭的眼睛，弯出如新月一般的弧度，美丽得不可思议。一瞬间，我的心跳变得不受控制。 “对，没有错！就是韩筱洁。我们现在很忙，所以，如果有什么事情的话，请晚一点儿儿再打来。”郑亚夜用带着笑的腔调说完这句话之后，在没有给我那位编辑大人反应的机会的情况下，以迅雷不及掩耳的速度挂断了电话。 他挂了我亲爱的编辑大人的电话之后，脸上带着满满的成就感看向了我，就好像是一个孩子考试考了100分之后，兴冲冲地等待家长的表扬一样。然而此刻，我却没有那个心情表扬眼前的这个孩子，不对，是眼前的郑亚夜同学。 “你……刚刚挂了她的电话？”我的语气里面有着掩盖不住的惊讶。 他看着满脸惊讶的我，很莫名其妙地点了点头。 “完了！完了！这次死定了！”我不断地念叨着。 我这样说绝对不是没有根据的。以我和我那位亲爱的编辑大人打了这么多年交道的经验来看，我的这位亲爱的编辑大人，绝对不属于善类那一群——有人敢挂她的电话，就跟闲着无聊抢警察钱包玩的感觉一样，完全就是找死。 “刚刚是放高利贷的？”看到我夸张的表情，他似乎也觉得事情有什么不太对劲的地方，所以开口问了一个让我更加郁闷的问题。 我真的很想打开这个家伙的脑袋，看看里面到底是装了些什么东西！放高利贷的？这个家伙的联想能力还真是让人咋舌啊！ 不过，放高利贷的……其实用这个来形容我那位美丽大方的编辑大人还是不错的。我亲爱的编辑大人，恶狠狠的程度绝对不会输给放高利贷的。我现在就可以想到我的1000种死法……啊！我的幸福生活就到此结束了吗？ “比放高利贷的更恐怖的人。”我眼神涣散地说着。 他似乎是没有领会到我的意思，所以皱着眉头看着我。 “唉，反正也是死到临头了……刚刚那个可是我最最亲爱的编辑大人！”我一五一十地将编辑大人逼我写《爱如阳光》的事情讲给郑亚夜听，在讲的同时，顺便将我美丽的编辑大人的恐怖之处介绍了一番。 然后，郑亚夜僵硬了，整个僵硬了。 看着僵硬的他，我突然就有了一种成就感。看来，并不是只有我一个人会害怕我那位亲爱的编辑大人嘛！眼前的这个家伙光是听到我那位编辑大人的种种恶行就痴呆了。 “你没事吧？”看着面前痴呆已久的郑亚夜，我郁闷地开了口。 “真的那么恐怖？”他皱着眉头问。 他的语气里面似乎充满了不可思议。唉，眼前的这个家伙一看就是涉世未深，不然怎么可能不知道这个社会上有像我亲爱的编辑大人那样的人呢？ “不然你以为我为什么这么害怕？”我无奈地开口。 “那你现在要不要赶紧写？”他听到我的话之后，思索了一下，便试探着问。 这个家伙，完全是搞不清楚状况嘛！我如果能写，至于像现在这样悲惨吗？不是不写，问题是写不出来啊！ “我要是有灵感，至于像现在这样吗？”我叹气。 “这样啊……”看着五官几乎皱到一起的我，他丢出了这样的三个字。 这个家伙的三个字究竟是什么意思啊？我和他同时做了一个动作，那就是用右手摸着自己的下巴，摆出《名侦探柯南》的主角最经典的姿势。虽然我承认，我是没有郑亚夜做出来的那样好看，但是，我是在思考。 怎么样才能在最短的时间里想出一个好故事呢？哎呀，一想到等一下编辑大人又会打来电话骚扰我，再想到我的1000种死法，我就完全想不出来了！ “总之，就是写一个爱情故事，是吧？那么，我来帮你找灵感吧！”然后，在我思考无果的时候，郑亚夜放下了摸着下巴的手，开口说了一句话。 这个家伙是开玩笑的吧？他肯帮我找灵感？这个热心的家伙真的是郑亚夜吗？在我还没有任何反应的时候，一只有些冰冷的手握住了我的手，拖着我大步走出了大门。 喂喂，为什么要出门啊？一出门我就只想着逛街买衣服，怎么可能有精神去想大纲啊？ 虽然脑袋在抗议，但我却完全没有反抗的动作，就那么任由他拉着我，傻傻地跟着他走出了家门。