Chapter 16 Chapter 16 Alexandre Dumas
Meijia was lying on the bed reading comics, and Zhanbo hurried over.
"Meijia, I don't have much time, let's make a long story short. Do you remember the DV you borrowed from me the day before yesterday? The 9-megapixel Sony one?"
"Oh!" Mika remembered.
Zhanbo said out of breath, "It's not mine, I got it from my sister. Actually it's not hers, it's her school's. It's going to be used for their school's graduation ceremony next Monday, so I asked for it." From this, it can be seen that Yifei's need is definitely more urgent.
Mika lost her mind for a moment.
Zhanbo looked a little worried: "Hello?"
Meijia immediately raised a sweet smile: "Hi."
Zhanbo was afraid that the other party would renege on the debt, so he quickly checked: "I lent it to you, right?"
Meijia blinked her eyes: "Ah, that's right." The attitude of admitting the debt was relatively correct.
Zhanbo breathed a sigh of relief: "Then give it to me quickly. If my sister knows that I lent her things to others, she will definitely use me to water the flowers." With Fei's permission, he lent the DV to Mika.
Meijia pretended to be relaxed and said: "Okay, Zhanbo, let me look for it, and bring it to you in a while."
Zhanbo felt relieved: "Thank you, hurry up. My sister will be back soon." After speaking, he turned and left.
Guan Gu squatted on the ground to draw, and Meijia hurried over.
"Guan Gu, did you use the DV player I lent you last time? If you use it well, return it to me."
Guan Gu hesitated a bit, but immediately replied: "Hi. OK, no problem... Oh, but I'm working, and the studio is in a mess. I don't know which pile of drawings are buried under. I'll look for it, and I'll get it for you in a while." come over."
Meijia breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank you!" Before leaving, she did not forget to deepen her impression, "Hurry up."
Guan Gu indicated that there is no problem.
Zi Qiao was lying on the sofa watching TV, Guan Gu ran over in a panic.
"Zi Qiao, you've used that DV, right? You can return it to me. I need it urgently." He said out of breath.
Ziqiao replied absent-mindedly: "Oh, here I am, but it seems that the battery is out. I'm charging, so I can't unplug it. In this way, I will return it to you as soon as it is fully charged."
Guan Gu didn't hear the question: "Okay, thank you." Then he went back to his room and waited.
After Guan Gu returned to his room, Ziqiao immediately took out his mobile phone to make a call. "Hey! Xiao Hei! I'm Zi Qiao. What did you do with the DV player I rented to you last time? A new swimming pool opened in the community? To take pictures of beauties in swimsuits? I told you earlier that I would help you to take pictures! All right, all right, return it to me when you’re done filming, I need it urgently, and bring the filmed tape along with you.” Suddenly he said loudly, “What? Lost it?! Say it again!”
Meijia and Guan Gu poked their heads out from the room and exclaimed, "What's missing?"
Zi Qiao yelled angrily as if no one was around: "I really want to kill Xiao Hei! He said he lost the DV."
The two showed horrified expressions: "What?!"
Xiaoxian carried a stack of books to the bar.
"Man, I will sponsor all the magazines in the bar from now on."
Wan Yu looked at it in surprise: "Mr. Zeng, where do you get so many magazines?"
"Don't mention it, these used to be stuffed under the bed. I recently discovered that my bed is inexplicably 4 centimeters higher." Xiao Xian said to the buddy, "Pepsi with ice cubes."
Wan Yu was even more surprised: "So many?"
Xiaoxian said both triumphantly and depressedly: "This is just the tip of the iceberg."
Wan Yu picked up a magazine: ""Pretending to be a Man"? A fashion magazine?"
Xiaoxian forcefully introduced: "That's right, the most high-end men's fashion magazine in the city, with all-encompassing content."
Wan Yu then added: "Gossip news, celebrity photos, luxury sports cars, shady scandals, the latest information covering New York, Paris, Tokyo and other fashion capitals of the world, it is a wise choice to keep abreast of the pulse of fashion!"
It was Xiaoxian's turn to be surprised: "Have you seen it too?"
Wan Yu pointed to the magazine: "The boss's words are on the cover."
Xiaoxian sighed: "Choose wisely, hum, I didn't choose it, it chose me."
Wan Yu wondered that Xiaoxian's inconsistency: "Didn't you order it?"
Xiaoxian is still pretending to be great: "You have to know that this magazine is very, very high-end, so high-end that you can order it if you have money." But there is a little helplessness in his tone.
Wan Yu was about to inquire: "Then how did you get it?"
Xiaoxian had a relaxed expression: "When I bought fried dough sticks, I gave them a lottery."
Wan Yu swallowed: "That's good, anyway, it's free."
Unexpectedly, this sentence caused Xiaoxian to explode. "Free? Huh, I won three free monthly magazines. After filling out a questionnaire, I was automatically upgraded to a member for no reason."
Wan Yu then asked, "What are the benefits of being a member?"
Xiaoxian replied viciously: "There are too many 'benefits'. Ordinary members receive a bimonthly magazine, gold members receive a weekly magazine, and platinum members receive a biweekly magazine."
Wan Yu continued to ask: "Then what kind of member are you?"
Xiaoxian complained bitterly: "Diamond members, three magazines a week. And every month, the BEST EDITION will be released on the 5th, 15th, and 25th, and the BEAST EDITION will be released on the 10th, 20th, and 30th. There will be special issues and special editions on the birthday of the editor-in-chief... I I tried to read two books a week, let me think about it, I haven’t read more than 500 books.”
Ziqiao, Meijia, and Guan Gu stood in a circle in the living room and had a small meeting.
Ziqiao bowed deeply: "I'm sorry. Guan Gu, actually, I didn't lose your DV. You know this kind of high-tech product, and I don't know how to use it." Turning the corner to excuse herself.
Guan Gu pointed to the side: "The DV is not mine. It's Mika's."
Ziqiao bowed again: "I'm sorry, Meijia. Xiao Hei said he would get it back. You just wait."
Meijia pointed to the neighbor: "This DV is not mine either, it belongs to Zhanbo."
Zi Qiao and Guan Gu were surprised at the same time: "Ah?!"
Meijia explained the situation: "Just now Zhanbo told me that it was not his, but Yifei's. Yifei also borrowed it from the school. Their school will use it next Monday. So Zhanbo came to ask me for it, and I asked Guan If Gu wants it, Guan Gu will ask you for it."
Guan Gukuang blinked: "I'm a little dizzy."
Ziqiao covered her forehead: "Oh my God! If Hu Yifei found out, he would kill us."
Meijia immediately stayed out of the matter: "It's not us, it's you. Who asked you to lend Hu Yifei's DV to outsiders."
Zi Qiao insisted on dragging her back: "I didn't ask her to borrow it, I asked Guan Gu to borrow it."
Guan Gu accused him: "Can I lend my DV to outsiders?"
Meijia accused Guan Gu again: "I lent it to you, but you still lent it to outsiders?"
Ziqiao looked depressed: "Why am I an outsider? I thought it belonged to Guan Gu."
Guan Gu continued to shirk: "I thought it was Meijia's."
Meijia still shirked: "I just mentioned it to Zhanbo casually, I thought it was his."
Zi Qiao still wanted to ask for responsibility: "But you..."
"Okay, okay, everyone wait a moment (in Japanese)!" Guan Gu summed up the situation, "Now the situation is very clear, we lost Hu Yifei's DV player, and no one here can escape the responsibility." Tethered the three people to on a rope.
This time Meijia was in a hurry: "Then what should I do!"
Guan Gu searched for clues: "Where is the DV?"
Ziqiao gave the answer: "The newly opened swimming pool downstairs is said to be for shooting beautiful women in swimsuits."
Meijia was not happy when she heard it, and scolded: "How fresh! Will the DV be gone if you take pictures of beauties?"
Ziqiao explained: "He said there were too many beauties, and he couldn't fit them in the viewfinder, so he looked with his eyes instead, but the DV player was placed next to it, and when he looked back, they disappeared."
Guan Gu really believed it: "—I think it's justifiable."
Meijia felt that the problem was simple: "Then let him pay for it!"
Zi Qiao helped Xiao Hei explain: "He said that he will pay us back when he collects enough money."
Guan Gu thought for a while: "This DV will cost more than 8,000 yuan."
Zi Qiao explained Xiao Hei's explanation to everyone: "Yes. All his belongings are only 3,000 yuan, which is stored in the bank. He said that when there is interest on 5,000 yuan, he will be able to return 8,000 yuan to us. "
Meijia snapped her fingers again: "That's great! Let me do the math, and seventy-two is seventy-two, forty-eight, and thirty-eight Women's Day. I guess it will be 2035?"
Guan Gu became nervous: "But Yifei will be back soon."
Zi Qiao took out what he was best at: "So, we have to avoid it for a while."
Guan Gu was puzzled: "Go to the bar?"
Meijia immediately made a judgment: "No way. Yifei can find us."
Ziqiao proposed: "We can go to the newly opened swimming pool in the community."
"Why?" Guan Gu couldn't keep up with his thoughts.
Ziqiao said calmly: "First, let's avoid it for a while, and second, we might be able to get the DV player back." Thinking about the third: "Third, I want to see the beauty in swimsuit that Xiao Hei talked about. , hehehe."
"Then how long are we going to avoid it?" Meijia was still worried.
Guan Gu is also worried: "Avoid until 2035?" He feels that the problem is still unsolvable.
Ziqiao only thought about the beautiful scenery in front of her, and couldn't care about so much: "Hurry up. Stop talking nonsense, you won't be able to go if it's late, hurry up."
The three rushed to the door.
Meijia exclaimed: "Ah!"
Zi Qiao was stunned.
Mika suddenly said, "By the way, I bought a new swimsuit."
Guan Gu also remembered: "I still have a pair of handsome swimming trunks."
Zi Qiao was burning with anxiety: "When are you still changing into your swimming trunks?... Then I'll change into a pair too."
Go change into your swimsuits.
Xiaoxian continued to complain to Wanyu at the bar.
"Wanyu, let me tell you, this is a vulgar magazine. Behind the glamorous beauty is full of superficial and ridiculous hypocrisy and vanity, which wears down people's will. Of course, the photos of Lin Chiling's underwear are not bad... But that's not the point !It's not only vulgar, but also pretends to be elegant!"
Wan Yu reminded him: "...you mean Lin Chiling?"
Xiaoxian's tone changed sharply: "Please don't insult Xiaoling! I mean the magazine."
Wan Yu enlightened: "This kind of fashion magazine is originally three points solid and seven points empty, as long as it is exciting to read."
Xiaoxian was even more stimulated when he heard this: "It's really exciting! Every time I open these magazines, there are countless luxury things that stimulate me. There is nothing in it that I can afford, including Lin Chiling."
Wan Yu flipped through the book, picked a paragraph at random, and read: "Wow! This onyx disposable lighter is so cool, you can get it for only 48,000 euros!"
"Wanyu, don't play with me!" Xiaoxian still couldn't help looking at the lighter, his eyes straightened, "...It's really cool..." Suddenly closing the book in pain, "This magazine is trying to hypnotize you, let Look at what the best men in the world are doing? What kind of car they drive, how many horses they raise, how many yachts and bunny girls they own, ha, and I only have endless magazines. One after another Ben." Pushing the magazines away one by one.
Wan Yu said coldly: "If you go to a wrestling match, you will definitely win!"
Xiaoxian cried: "Hehe, what a cold joke!"
Wan Yu pointed out to Xiao Xian: "Then you can call them and cancel the subscription."
Xiaoxian's face was drawn long: "Do you think I don't want to? Do you think I want my bank account to be inexplicably deducted hundreds of dollars every month? I tried it, and their unsubscribe hotline will automatically call Transferred to the reservation line. And the man who answered the phone was an Indian who spoke English I couldn't understand."
Wan Yu illuminated the way: "Then you can go directly to the magazine to unsubscribe."
Xiaoxian frowned: "Oh, Wanyu, you don't know that some things are difficult for us men!"
Wan Yu couldn't understand more and more.
The doorbell rang, and Zi Qiao wore a pair of beach shorts, and came out from inside while putting on a coat.
"Yifei, I'm applying a mask right now, I'm afraid I'll scare you, so come back later."
"It's me, Zi Qiao." The familiar voice outside the door made Zi Qiao puzzled, he opened the door, and a silver-haired gentleman in a suit and leather shoes stood at the door with a pleasant smile.
The gentleman said happily: "Hi, Zi Qiao."
Zi Qiao hesitated: "You are..."
The gentleman's tone was humorous and irresistible: "Although I am often mistaken for a star. But if you don't recognize me, you can't justify it. Lu Ziqiao."
Ziqiao said excitedly, "Father! Why are you here?"
It turns out that this gentleman is actually Zi Qiao's erratic and mysterious godfather—— Dumas.
Dumas walked into the room: "I'm just passing by to take a look, my proudest godson. I saw your space when I went to the iPartment website, and it has your address in it."
Ziqiao was so surprised that the mask on her face was broken: "You also go online?"
"Of course, I also often video chat. Those girls really like my hair and ask me where I dye it. Haha, I didn't expect that I would be so marketable." Dumas stroked the hair on his forehead confidently. white hair.
"Oh! You haven't changed at all. It's good to see you, Dad." Ziqiao and Dumas fisted and hugged.
Zi Qiao remembered: "By the way, I heard that you went to Brazil last time, right?"
Dumas sat down leisurely: "That's right."
"Is it hot in Africa?"
Dumas said solemnly: "Brazil is in South America."
"Oh, yeah!"
Dumas taught him a lesson: "You have been to too few places, and you need to do your homework. Otherwise, how can you do our business? If you talk, you will be ruined."
"How can I compare with you. Daddy, you are the originator of our circle! Otherwise, why would everyone call you Dumas!" Zi Qiao complimented.
Dumas flashed a look of regret: "Ah! The elder Dumas is old! The younger Dumas has grown up! Ziqiao, I was not as good as you when I was young, and you will definitely inherit my mantle in time. By the way, recently there is What gain?"
Zi Qiao said in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I have quit this business recently."
Dumas thought that the "recently" mentioned by Zi Qiao meant "temporarily": "Then what are you doing here? Retirement? Hahaha! Deceit is such a thing that you can't leave your fists, and you can't leave your hands. If you don't practice it, you will be unfamiliar."
Ziqiao changed the subject: "Let's not talk about this, are you still in the mooncake business in Brazil?"
"Oh, forget it. It's hard to do business with the people there, and everyone's name is Ronaldo. So I went to Moscow not long ago."
"Oh yeah? What are you doing there?"
"Sell fans."
"Isn't it cold there?"
Dumas said proudly: "The highest level of sales is to be able to sell to others the things they least need anytime and anywhere."
Ziqiao smiled and said, "You are really my idol. How about the cuties in Moscow?"
Dumas said in a low voice: "—very unrestrained."
"Where's the man over there?"
"It's all hair."
The two laughed.
Zi Qiao asked nervously: "Then you are coming back this time, are you going to settle down?"
Dumas looked disdainful: "What are you talking about, I am a cloud, a free cloud. I advocate a free life. So I have never understood the way you young people live. What is this, an inn?"
Zi Qiao said seriously: "We call this an apartment."
Dumas looked around: "It sounds like a prison. Are you used to living in a prison?"
"It's an apartment." Zi Qiao corrected.
At this time, Meijia came out of the room, wearing a swimsuit and a duckling buoy: "Swim, swim, swim! Help me find out if my swimsuit is too small or am I getting fat?"
Dumas looked at Meijia, surprised.
Zi Qiao quickly introduced: "Father, this is my roommate Mika. Mika, this is my godfather."
"Godfather?" Mika wondered.
"Roommate?" Dumas wondered.
Zi Qiao said awkwardly: "Usually we are more casual at home, ha ha."
"Zi Qiao is really lucky to have such a beautiful roommate as you. It's a pleasure to meet you, Miss Meijia." Dumas got up and walked to Meijia's side, and kissed Meijia's hand in a gentlemanly manner.
Meijia was flattered: "It's nice to meet you too, godfather."
Dumas said cheerfully: "It's more common to be called a godfather. Am I that old? I prefer to be called Dumas!"
"What a cool name. Are you a relative of Ai Otsuka?" Mika started thinking when she was excited.
"Otsuka Ai! What Otsuka Ai? Aou!" Guan Gu came out wearing swimming trunks, and also wearing huge swimming goggles that looked very sturdy, a snorkel, and swimming fins on his hands and feet. Same as diving.
Everyone looked at Guan Gu in surprise.
Meijia scolded, "Mr. Guan Gu, we are going to the swimming pool, not to salvage the sunken ship."
Guan Gu bowed again and again: "I'm sorry, I didn't know there were guests. I'm really sorry."
Guan Gu put on a piece of clothing, and Meijia also put on a piece of clothing.
Dumas said openly: "It doesn't matter, I know that casualness is the characteristic of your post-80s generation."
Ziqiao continued to introduce: "Father, this is my other roommate Guan Gu. This is my godfather."
Guan Gu asked hesitantly: "Gandhi, isn't Gandhi an Indian?"
Meijia explained to Guan Gu: "Godfather means godfather."
Guan Gu suddenly realized: "Oh! It's dry. Then you can go swimming with us. You won't be dry in the water." Said that she wanted to take off her clothes again, Meijia quickly held him down.
Dumas still smiled decently: "Your roommate's sense of humor is very postmodern."
Mika explained: "Guan Gu is Japanese."
In order to get close, Dumas blurted out: "Oh! I know something about Japan. Yaba daddy, Yaba daddy, right?"
Meijia winked at Ziqiao: "He really looks exactly like you..." Ziqiao spread her hands to express helplessness.
"I like this young man very much. Nice to meet you." Dumas also kissed Guan Gu's hand, and Guan Gu was very nervous.
At this moment, Dumas's cell phone rang. Dumas looked at the cell phone number, frowned, and said, "Elizabeth again? This woman is really boring, and she still clings to her. Come, come, lovely girl. Chao Mijia waved, "Your voice is very nice, please tell the caller that I am not in the service area, and let her not bother me."
Meijia took the call very happily: "Ah? Okay." Immediately imitating the electronic voice, "Hello, the user you dialed said that he is not in the service area, so please don't bother him. Please press 9 to leave a message, and 119 to replay .” Dumas took back the phone with satisfaction.
Zi Qiao immediately became alert: "Who is this Elizabeth?"
"I met an overseas Chinese in Moscow. She inherited a large amount of inheritance from her ex-husband. One day she suddenly said that she fell in love with me and wanted to marry me. I didn't promise her, so she followed me all the time. Wherever I went, she followed me. Where did you go, you actually found it here." Dumas pointed to the floor, looking helpless and embarrassed.
Guan Gu started oral Chinese practice right away: "I know... Twilight Love!"
Not to be outdone, Dumas said gently, "Young man, even if I'm not born in the 1980s, I won't be at dusk! My sun never sets." Pointing to the ceiling.
Guan Gu admired him so much that he threw himself into the ground, and the idioms came out in a string: "It's so good, just like the Chinese idiom: old is strong, old and strong, old treacherous and slippery, old man pushes a cart!"
Megahan, Zi Qiao took the opportunity to bring Dumas Mara to her side, and whispered: "Father, don't fool them, are you causing trouble outside again, this Elizabeth is not an Interpol, is she?"
"It's fine if you don't believe me, I won't cause you any trouble anyway. Don't worry." Dumas patted Joe on the shoulder, and then said to everyone, "Okay, you go swimming! I can just put my Pack your luggage." He went to get his luggage.
Zi Qiao nervously followed behind: "Father, I'm afraid... I'm afraid you can't stay here. Because... there are no spare cells in the prison." I don't want Dumas to stay.
Meijia understood the meaning and was not happy: "Don't listen to him, Dad. You can sleep on this sofa!"
Ziqiao made an excuse and said, "No, it will be very uncomfortable for the elderly to sleep here."
Guan Gu immediately responded, "Meijia means, Ziqiao, you can sleep on this sofa! Dad, that's Ziqiao's room." Pointing with her finger, Meijia nodded again and again.
Zi Qiao was speechless: "You..."
Dumas pushed the boat smoothly: "Great! When you go to play later, I can help you prepare dinner at home! I brought authentic Moscow sausages, you will definitely like it." Without waiting for Zi Qiao's response, he walked into the Room.
Guan Gu praised unsatisfactorily: "Zi Qiao, you are so gentlemanly, this is the most attractive old Chinese man I have ever seen."
Meijia is like a nympho: "Yeah! She has a personality and is also very handsome." She clasped her hands tightly.
Ziqiao put her hips on her hips and straightened her chest: "Is it very close to my temperament?"
Meijia and Guan Gu beat Quan Qiao up and down for a long time, and "cut" him disdainfully.
Zi Qiao came back to his senses and reminded him kindly: "...it's not important! Listen, I don't want to speak ill of him behind his back. It's true that my godfather and I have a very good relationship, but there are some things you must know first .”
Guan Gu was surprised: "Know what?"
"Number one, don't buy anything he sells you. Cheap or not."
Guan Gu responded immediately: "Fake and shoddy products?"
"It's not necessarily true, but if you buy it, you won't need it. He can sell refrigerators to Eskimos, auction tennis balls to Fiedler, and sell wheelchairs to football players."
Meijia interrupted: "The men's football team should buy a wheelchair sooner or later."
"Don't interrupt. Second, don't accept any presents from him."
Guan Gu wondered: "Is he rich?"
Ziqiao said earnestly: "That's the problem. He usually says that he doesn't have time to buy gifts, and then signs a check for you."
Mika said happily: "Isn't that great? I can go shopping for clothes, toys and comics by myself."
Zi Qiao showed a painful expression: "I hope that check can really be cashed! If it bounces, you will be fined by the bank."
Guan Gu said solemnly: "Your godfather likes to write bad checks?"
Ding dong, the doorbell rang.
Zi Qiao was startled: "Ah!"
Guan Gu said again solemnly: "There is a 50% probability that it is Yifei, and a 50% probability that it is Zhanbo. There is a 100% probability that you will come to ask for DV."
"Then what should I do? Where should we hide?" Meijia's feet jumped wildly, and the "duck" on her body followed suit.
"The wind is rustling and the water is cold. As soon as the strong man is gone... You can handle it, let's avoid it first." Guan Gu said with a stern look, and immediately hid.
"Don't be nervous, calm down. It's never too late to see who is nervous." Zi Qiao took a look into the cat's eyes, "Oh, we can be nervous now."
There was a protracted discussion at the bar about the issue of magazines. Wan Yu said very puzzled: "Mr. Zeng, I don't understand. Isn't it just unsubscribing from a magazine? What's the matter?" Xiaoxian slowly held up a magazine: "This is a fashion magazine known as the most fashionable in the city." "I know." "This is a limited-edition fashion magazine that claims to only issue 2,000 sets in the city. And I'm still a diamond member." Xiaoxian raised the magazine even higher. "What's wrong?" Xiaoxian said with longing: "Except for the magazine itself, this is a sign that I am ranked among the top 2,000 most fashionable men in the city, and it may not be the 2,000th." Wan Yu was speechless. Xiaoxian looked at Wan Yu, was discouraged, and told the truth: "Okay, I admit, I can't bear this face, Wan Yu, think about it, if the receptionist at the unsubscribe office asks me—are you sure you want to quit?" Is it the top fashion circle? How should I answer." Wan Yu was led around in a big circle, a little irritable: "Answer truthfully." Xiaoxian's expression became serious again: "That's the problem. I'm a media program host. As a well-known person in the society, it's hard for me to say such words. It's impossible for me to unsubscribe." thing. Wan Yu suddenly pointed to one of the pages and smiled sweetly: "Look! Teacher Zeng, a special announcement. Next year will be the tenth anniversary of the publication of this magazine. "Pretend Men" will launch a special supplement for members. This supplement will be published in the form of a daily magazine. Every day Each copy is only 49 yuan." "Ah!" Xiaoxian saw that he was frantically pressing the calculator, and because his hands were shaking so badly, the calculator fell to the ground. Wan Yu asked leisurely: "Are you sure you want to stay in the top fashion circle?" "I'm going to return it!" Xiaoxian resolutely packed his bag and prepared to leave. Wan Yu reminded in a low voice: "Do you need me to go with you?" "How could it be! I'm a man! Even if I die... I will return it!" Xiaoxian left resolutely. Wan Yu smiled and drank her drink, waiting for the good news. Xiaoxian came back after four seconds: "...Wanyu, you should go with me!" Wan Yu had guessed it a long time ago, and followed her out swaggeringly. The living room was very quiet, and Ziqiao secretly looked at the cat's eyes again, wondering if the person outside the door had left. Outside the door, Yifei suddenly yelled: "Open the door, I know someone is inside—I recognize your eyes, Lu Ziqiao." Ziqiao had no choice but to open the door, and stood aside silently. Yifei entered the room angrily: "Give me back my DV." Zhan Bo followed in: "Sister! Be polite, when you enter the room, first say 'Hello'." Yifei glared at him, Zhanbo didn't dare to say anything. "Hi! Give me back my DV." He held out his hand. Ziqiao changed the subject: "Oh, DV! Your DV is simply amazing. It is bright in color, small and flexible, 'I can't stop wanting to shoot'." Learning Wu Yanzu's movements. "It's time to stop." Yifei turned his head and criticized Zhanbo, "Zhanbo, this is all your fault, how can you just lend my things to others?" Zhan Bo spoke quickly: "Who isn't!" Yifei was stunned: "What?" Zhan Bo immediately changed his words: "No...it's nothing." At this time Dumas came out of the room, holding a large bunch of sausages in his hand, and said without looking back: "You will definitely like my sausages." Yifei was surprised to see Dumas. Dumas looked back to see Yifei, and was stunned: "This prison must be full of miracles. Beautiful girls follow each other." Ziqiao came up to introduce: "Godfather. This is my friend." Dumas came over and said with honey on his mouth: "Thanks to everyone for taking care of my godson. The so-called close to the vermilion is red, and close to the ink is black. It can be seen that you have given him a lot of positive influences, especially It's you, this beautiful and elegant lady. You look like a lady from everyone." Yifei was very helpful: "Hehe, I'm overwhelmed." She covered her mouth and acted gracefully. Zhan Bo revealed with a smirk: "However, we were also spoiled a lot by Joe." Dumas cordially invited: "To express my gratitude, I would like to invite the two of you to have dinner together. I will cook the best Katyusha dinner for you." Zhan Bo asked stupidly: "Will hair grow after eating?" Yifei started by teaching Zhanbo a lesson, and established a ladylike image: "Zhanbo! Be polite! When someone invites you, you should say thank you first." Zhan Bo paused, and continued: "Thank you...will it grow hair if you eat it?" Yifei was depressed, and hinted again: "In front of gentlemen, of course we have to show our usual etiquette." Zhanbo asked suspiciously: "Etiquette? Do you have it?" Yifei threatened Zhanbo with her actions, and turned her head to show Dumas a standard smile.At this time, I saw Guan Gu and Meijia secretly preparing to slip out of the door. Yifei saw it and shouted: "Stop!" Zhanbo coughed. Yifei changed her tone and said whiningly, "You two, please stay." The two stood still. Yifei said politely: "Meijia, can I return my DV device. Zhanbo said I lent it to you." Meijia pointed to the people around her: "I lent it to Guan Gu later." Yifei said politely again, "Really?" Guan Gu pointed to the people around him: "I lent it to Zi Qiao later." Yifei asked with a smile, "Oh?" Zi Qiao pointed out the window again: "I later lent it to Xiao Hei next door!" Yifei was furious: "Bastard! What did you say?" Yifei regained his politeness: "How could this happen? It's really unexpected." Zi Qiao hurriedly defended: "But I'm sorry, Xiao Hei lost the machine during a creation process." Yifei was angry again: "What! Lost it?" Yifei scolded Zhanbo together: "Your throat is sick! If you are sick, go for surgery!" Guan Gu said tremblingly: "We will pool money to compensate you. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." "I'm going to use it soon, do you think it's too late? As the teacher in charge, how can I explain to the school!" Yifei glared at Zhanbo, Zhanbo glared at Meijia, Meijia glared at Guan Gu, Guan Gu glared at Ziqiao, Ziqiao looked at ceiling. Dumas interjected: "Wait a minute, did my godson lose your DV player?" Yifei said softly, "Yes. It's more than 8,000 yuan." Dumas took out the check and said, "Young man, let me borrow your generous shoulder." Zhanbo used his shoulder as a table, and Dumas began to write the check in a cool manner. Ziqiao hugged her head and said to herself in pain: "Oh! No! Dad! Don't! Don't use a check. Please, don't." Dumas tore it smartly again, and a check was placed in Hu Yifei's hand. Yifei was dumbfounded: "20,000, so much!?" His mouth was opened wide. Dumas deliberately expressed: "For 8,000 yuan, you can buy another DV, and the rest is a little donation from me to your school." While putting the check in his pocket, Yifei pretended to say, "How dare I accept it..." Dumas explained in style: "I have always hoped to do something for the cause of education. Although I can't donate many buildings like Mr. Run Run Shaw, please accept this modest gesture." Nodding, Dumas turned and entered Room. Yifei was about to explode with joy, Dumas turned around and said, "I have to say one more thing, your students are really lucky to have such a charming teacher like you." Yifei smiled from ear to ear, and Ziqiao covered her mouth. Face. "Hey! We are the same father and mother, why is there such a big gap in life—" Yifei strode back with Zhanbo. Zeng Xiaoxian and Wan Yu came to the magazine office, looking around, there were people coming and going. Wan Yu licked the ice cream on her hand with a relaxed face: "This magazine is quite lively! Why are you so nervous?" On the other hand, Xiaoxian's forehead was full of sweat: "Haha, I'm not nervous, am I?" Wan Yu pointed out: "I see that you sweat more than my ice cream. You must not melt." Xiaoxian squinted to see his forehead, but couldn't see it. Wan Yu encouraged: "Be firm, it will pass soon. Come, let's practice again." "Okay." Zeng Xiaoxian shouted blindly. Wan Yu imitated the tone of a man: "Zeng Xiaoxian, don't you want to have a unique fashion taste and a handsome status?" Xiaoxian's expression is grim: "Yes! Because I'm fed up with endless garbage coloring pages and endless rogue bills, I'd rather be a redneck with a puffy stomach, holding potato chips, and drinking beer!" Said After finishing, he asked, "How is it? Is the momentum okay?" Wan Yu's comment: "Basically it's ok. It's better to have more contempt and anger in your eyes, and less loneliness and sadness. And - don't shake your legs when you talk." Xiaoxian lowered his head and put his hands on his legs. Ziqiao stopped Dumas on the stairs: "Father! This is another bad check, isn't it?" Dumas didn't take it seriously: "Ha! It doesn't matter if it's true or not. By that time, I would have already left." "But, I still live here." Zi Qiao pointed to herself, then stared at Dumas. "You can go with me. It's great that we, father and son, can roam the world together!" Dumas said as if he was in the wind of freedom. Zi Qiao said in embarrassment: "But I..." Dumas explained further: "It's so boring to stay in this place all the time, wouldn't it be good to be with me?" Ziqiao pondered for a while, and said in a sincere tone that was almost pleading: "I admit that I used to be very happy with you. But now I'm used to another way of life. Why do you insist on breaking it?" Dumas held him by the shoulder: "I thought I could help you." Ziqiao looked at Dumas resolutely: "My friends will hate me. I can't live the life I used to. That's why I left you." But she thought in her heart: "The main reason is, the old man Dad steals my limelight too much, I'll never get a girl by his side." Dumas sighed a long time: "Maybe I've considered the problem too simply. Maybe I'm really old. Maybe I should go." He turned and went upstairs. Zi Qiao stayed alone in the stairwell, sighing. Xiaoxian and Wanyu walked to the front desk of the magazine. The receptionist stood up, smiled professionally, and said loudly, "Hello!" Xiaoxian's body trembled, and he stretched out his hand: "You... good." The receptionist shook Xiaoxian's hand in admiration: "It's a pleasure to meet you, one of the luckiest two thousand people in this city! What's your name?" "Hello, my name is Zeng Xiaoxian." The receptionist frantically typed on the keyboard: "Zeng Xiaoxian, male, born in 1950, 1.90 meters tall, hobbies... badminton and bananas." Wan Yu said quietly: "1950? Is she talking about you?" Xiaoxian murmured in a low voice, "This is my personal information that I filled in casually." Wan Yu nodded quietly, as if suddenly enlightened. The receptionist continued: "Mr. Zeng, you look much younger than your actual age! Is there anything I can do for you!" Xiaoxian was still a little embarrassed: "Actually... I want to..." Looking back at Wan Yu, Wan Yu pointed to Xiaoxian's trembling legs. Xiaoxian grabbed her leg and said firmly to the receptionist, "Can I unsubscribe?" The receptionist asked word by word: "You—want to unsubscribe!" with an unbelievable expression. Xiaoxian was frightened by this momentum, and looked back at Wanyu, asking for help. Wan Yu's voice was very low, almost saying with her lips: "Contempt! Anger!" Xiaoxian turned around with a grim expression: "I want to unsubscribe." Ziqiao sat around with Meijia and Guan Gu to discuss countermeasures. 美嘉惊诧地问：“你要把老爹赶走？” “不是赶走，是离开。”子乔开始胡编，“他可以去找伊丽莎白。就是刚才打电话过来的那个。她很有钱。” 关谷紧皱眉头：“为什么？” 子乔接着编：“要是你到她的年纪，你也会很有钱。因为一般人活不了那么久。” 关谷打断：“我不是问这个，我是说我以为你老爹不喜欢她，甚至都不想接她的电话，不是吗？” 子乔不以为然地说：“有什么关系呢？他和伊丽莎白在一起，就会有花不完的零用钱，出入上流社会，生活多姿多彩。至少开出来的支票不会再是空头支票，哈哈。” 美嘉为子乔的行为感到不耻：“你太残忍了，你忍心让他去跟一个他不爱的女人一起生活吗？” 关谷帮腔道：“他不会快乐的。” 子乔发怒：“什么伊丽莎白呀！那都是他胡诌出来的。你们还真信啊！” 关谷更怒：“你为什么对他有这种偏见，我觉得老爹人很好啊。” 事不关己，美嘉也站在仲马一边：“他不就是开了一张空头支票，你至于吗？你不也经常开吗？” 子乔难得想做一次好人，却被人非议，心都要碎了：“拜托，我哪有！我可从来不会真的拿出一张假支票乱晃，这是犯法的。” 美嘉一脸轻松地说：“如果能把支票拿回来就好了。” 仲马从房间里出来，兴致盎然，就像在说别人的事情：“把支票拿回来？我有一个办法可以办到。” 子乔吓了一跳：“老爹拜托你不要再插手这件事情了好吗？”哭丧着脸。 关谷为仲马不平：“可是他只是要帮你的忙。” 子乔告饶道：“他已经帮过了，谢谢啊，否则我也不需要把支票拿回来。” 仲马不急不慢地提出计划：“这样，一会儿我去邀请一菲到这里来吃晚餐。趁这个时候，子乔就潜到隔壁去……一菲小姐平时会把贵重物品放在哪里？” “这个简单。”美嘉拿起电话，“喂！展博啊！问你个事情，你姐平时会把贵重物品放在哪里？哦！好的。”美嘉放下电话，宣布：“她放在电视机柜最左边抽屉的保密夹层里，密码是9456，'就是无聊'！” 子乔翻白眼：“你要我去偷支票？” 仲马篡改意思：“不是偷，只是拿回本来就属于我自己的东西。” 美嘉和关谷附和：“有道理！” 子乔一脸不情愿：“……这种事情我不能做，太猥琐了，偷偷摸摸非君子所为。” 关谷马上揭短：“可是你不是每天半夜都爬到隔壁偷吃东西的？” “这不一样！”子乔想了想，突然说，“你觉得我需要用丝袜蒙住头吗？” 杂志社前台，接待员开始冷笑，取下鼻梁上的眼镜仔细地擦。 “曾先生，你知道你在说什么吗？就在十分钟前我还接待了一位客人，他用跳楼威胁我，要求成为两千名《装男人》杂志的读者之一，但是我拒绝了他，而你居然主动要求退订？” 小贤无言以对：“呃……这是因为……” 接待员接着说：“马路上天天都在塞，而人们天天在等待，1200万人中，只有2000个人得到了这样的机会，我实在是很好奇，你退订的理由是什么？”眼神里充满了鄙视。 小贤大汗淋漓：“是因为……” 接待员步步紧逼：“您考虑清楚再说。” 宛瑜自己上了：“这本杂志不环保！” 接待员惊诧：“什么？” 宛瑜接着解释：“你看，你们的杂志用了大量的……纸，造纸需要砍伐许多的树木，也导致严重的污染，对此，你们杂志社应该负有重大的责任。”口气更像是指责。 小贤猛点头，表示支持。 接待员露出了阴暗的笑容，见招拆招：“您说得没错，为了环保，我们最近刚开展了一场阅读无纸化运动。您完全可以改订我们全新推出的手机彩信版，绝对环保无污染，价格也不贵，只要6元。” “包月？”小贤插嘴。 接待员向小贤微笑：“不，是一条彩信。一期杂志大约是30条彩信。而且我们的彩信版是半日刊的。换句话说，您每天会收到60条彩信，您可以慢慢享受。” 曾小贤看到自己正在手持一个计算器疯狂地算价钱，手抖得更厉害，他把计算器砸在地上，狠狠地踩碎，还不解气，又把计算器碎片堆在一起，继续踩。 小贤冒着虚汗，喊道：“不！我还是要退订！” 接待员冷笑着回答：“环保的问题已经解决了。你为什么还要退订。” 小贤瘫软地说：“我……我恨这本杂志。因为这里面每张照片里的男人，长得都比我帅！” 一菲坐在自己的沙发上，悠闲地说：“子乔的干爹真是仪表不凡，和子乔一点都不像啊。” 展博跟着说：“姐，这有什么稀奇。我这么活泼可爱，你和我也一点都不像啊。” 一菲瞪展博。 展博知道自己错了，立即改口：“子乔能有他叔叔一半靠谱，DV也就不会丢了。” 一菲接过话：“你能有子乔一半正常，我们家族也早就发扬光大了。” 展博郁闷地看着一菲。 一菲自顾自地端详着支票。心里在计划着：“明天我就去买台新的，这样曾小贤就不会发现，我拿了他的DV机了！” 门铃响，仲马走进来。 “Oh！冒昧地打扰你们了，我想邀请大家共进晚餐，我为你们特制了阿根廷鸡尾酒。不知道这位帅气的小伙子和这位美丽的小姐能否赏光？” 展博激动得就要动身：“太好了，有吃的，走。” 一菲保持仪态：“展博！礼貌！Oh！您能邀请我们真是荣幸之至。不过我今天忙了一天，我想先洗个澡。晚些再来拜访可以吗？” “Oh！漂亮的女士，如果你不能来，我的星空将会暗淡无光，我的晚餐也会黯然失色。” “Oh！您真是太抬举了。我如何担当得起。” “Oh！那我就静候二位的光临了。” “Oh！您慢走。” 仲马推门离开。 展博终于按捺不住，学着他们刚才的语气说：“Oh！你们真是太恶心了。再这样我的中饭都要吐出来了。” 一菲摇摇手：“我减肥，不去了，展博你代表一下吧。” 子乔、美嘉、关谷从在阳台上偷窥。 美嘉小声问道：“都好了？” 子乔怒气冲冲地说：“什么叫都好了。一菲还在里面呢。”恐惧之心昭然若揭。 关谷安慰说：“她说她要洗澡，所以你只要轻手轻脚就没问题的。” “那我把鞋脱了，这样脚步轻一点，不容易暴露。”子乔边说，边脱鞋。 “你非要脱鞋吗？我觉得你这样比较容易暴露。”关谷捏着鼻子说。 子乔还是把鞋子穿上。“你们两个去房间大门口把风。如果发生任何紧急情况，就吹口哨。” 美嘉还捏着鼻子，说：“我不会吹口哨。” “我会，我来吹。”关谷拉着她去准备。 子乔蹑手蹑脚地爬进去，厕所里传来洗澡的声音。他溜到书架前，伸手找到保密夹层，是开着的，什么也没有，更没有发现支票，心里直犯嘀咕，心说是不是展博搞错了。一转身不小心把书架上的书都拉倒了下来。 厕所里传来一菲的声音：“宛瑜你回来了？” 子乔捏着鼻子，装女声：“对啊！菲菲。” “给我拿条浴巾进来。” 子乔瞪大了眼睛，在沙发上拿了条浴巾，在厕所门口犹豫是不是要送进去。厕所里忽地伸出一只手来，吓了子乔一跳，摸到了子乔的手臂。 “你的手臂怎么那么粗？” 子乔还是捏着鼻子：“你摸到我的大腿了。” “那你把大腿抬这么高干什么？” “拉韧带，菲菲，你的浴巾。” 一菲拿了进去，子乔大喘气。他得抓紧时间，到处找支票，东翻翻，西翻翻，厕所里又传来了一菲的声音。 “宛瑜啊！你看到了我的philips刮毛器了吗？” 子乔无奈地回答：“没看到。” 一菲便穿着浴袍，戴着浴帽走了出来。子乔赶紧卧倒，钻到了矮屏风底下。 一菲自言自语：“怎么会？上次不是借给你的吗？……咦？人呢？” 子乔捂着嘴巴，紧张得一动不动。 一菲又进宛瑜房间。 子乔赶紧站起，继续翻。 脚步声传来，一菲奇怪地说：“宛瑜，怪了，刚才还在啊？” 子乔又赶紧卧倒，趴到了沙发后面的地上，接着转移到阳台的窗帘后面。 一菲在沙发上坐下，手上拿着一个小碗，里面都是黄瓜片。她从浴袍里取出支票，放在了沙发侧面的小茶几上，子乔看到了，眼睛瞪得雪亮。他慢慢靠近茶几，一菲正好从小碗里取出黄瓜，往眼睛上贴，顺手把碗压在了茶几上的支票上。子乔轻手轻脚地把碗从支票上拿开。这时，一菲的手摸过来，准备再拿一片黄瓜，子乔赶紧从碗里拿出一片黄瓜，递给她。一菲的手又伸过来了，子乔赶紧准备好黄瓜，一菲又不要了，手缩了回去。子乔把黄瓜放进嘴里。一菲的手再次伸了过来，子乔赶紧把黄瓜从嘴里拿出来，半块递给了一菲。一菲贴在脸上。子乔刚要拿支票，一菲捏到了子乔的手。一菲取下黄瓜，子乔和一菲凑得很近，对视！ “啊啊啊啊！”子乔叫。 “啊啊啊啊！”一菲叫。 一菲怒火冲天：“你在这里干什么！” 子乔支支吾吾地说：“我……我……我想邀请你去隔壁吃晚饭。” 一菲反问：“有你这样偷偷摸摸邀请人的吗？” 子乔冲着门口大声说：“不止我一个人，还有关谷！美嘉！还有我干爹，他们都邀请你。”关谷和美嘉连忙冲进来。 美嘉看到一菲，轻声说：“紧急情况，吹口哨吹口哨！” 关谷很认真地吹口哨，可惜是调戏妇女的那种花哨。 胡一菲意识到自己穿着浴袍，很性感，赶紧裹好身子，大怒道：“都给我滚出去！” 宛瑜舔完了冰激凌，可以还击了。 接待员还在喋喋不休：“我们是业界出刊最迅速，眼光最独到的媒体，我们的历史就是时尚的历史，我们对时尚的预言都成了时尚的现实，即使是这样一本杂志，你也确定要退订吗？” 小贤咬紧牙关，作出最后的抵抗：“是的，我就是讨厌装~男~人！” 宛瑜瞪着小贤，看出他紧张过度了。 “怎么了？”小贤显然还没察觉到自己话中的歧义。 接待员冷冷笑，作出最后的审问：“最后再问你一次。你确定从此离开全球时尚领域，告别高端品味生活，退化成一个非常平庸的普通人了吗？” 小贤环视周围，发现办公室里有好几个社员路过，鄙视地看着自己；而一旁几个读者模样的人，正虎视眈眈地看着自己，仿佛急不可待地想要替代自己，成为“非普通”人群。 汗从小贤的脸上滴下，他转身看着宛瑜，声音孱弱：“……要不，宛瑜，我们走吧？我受不了了。再这样下去要被他们用眼神杀死了。” 宛瑜回应他的眼神：“你还没有退订成功呢！” 小贤哆哆嗦嗦地说：“我还是把这个念头取消吧。现在想想每个月多花几千块钱买杂志也不是什么大问题。” 宛瑜极其真诚地说：“可是我觉得这本杂志里有很多错误啊。”说完还天真地眨了眨眼。 突然主编办公室的门“嘭”的一声巨响，全场静谧，一个中年男子推开门，大步走了过来。 接待员立正站好：“主编。” 主编面无表情，语气却极具压迫感：“小姐请问你刚才说什么？” 小贤被这气势当场撂倒，点头哈腰地说：“哈哈没什么，她说来退订你们的杂志真是一个很大的错误。” 宛瑜却还坚持：“我说你们杂志里有很多错误啊。”还是天真地眨眼。 小贤紧张得又开始哆嗦。 主编的气势相较宛瑜漫不经心、天真烂漫的笑容，反倒显得做作和顽固。主编本人一定也意识到了，于是降低了气场说：“你可以侮辱我的人格，也可以侮辱我的智商，但不可以侮辱我的杂志，你最好不是在瞎说，不然你会后悔的。”通常场面上有点吃亏的时候，都需要用恐吓来弥补。 宛瑜轻描淡写而又自信笃定地说：“就以昨天这一期为例，杂志上说Gucci下一季的男装主题是怀旧，其实不是。看似怀旧的背后其实暗藏了运动的元素，这也就是为什么主色调是偏灰的深色，却使用了柔软纯棉面料，如果搭配亮色系的皮带，肯定会非常出彩。所以下一季的主题应该是生命的律动。” 小贤振奋，主编愣住。“怀旧”与“律动”似乎正是较量双方的真实写照，主编又输了一筹。 宛瑜接着说：“再比如说，你们预测下一季超短平剪刘海会是流行发式，可是你们找的模特额头太长，短平刘海配上她的脸型你们不觉得像是长毛的茄子吗？这样的发型是不会流行的。” 主编继续发愣，小编们开始围过来，看热闹。 “再比如说，卡地亚在下周的新品发布会上即将推出的新香水，肯定不是你们预测的Le Baiser du Dragon的后续型，Le Baiser du Dragon是庆祝卡地亚诞生150周年的纪念香水，即使出后续型也应该在更加隆重的场合，比如160周年什么的，至少也要5到6年后才会发布。” 小贤悄悄地问：“你怎么知道的？” 宛瑜悄悄地回答：“胡扯呗。” 小贤再惊呆。 “还有你们展出的这颗钻石'失踪的加百列'肯定不是真品，这颗钻石1854年发现之后就一直行踪不定，二战时曾在英国出现，最近一次出现在2005年，苏富比拍卖行正式拍卖了这颗钻石，被一个不知名的私人买家买走，一般私人买家是绝对不会公开展示自己的藏品的。” 众人都听得一愣一愣。 小贤小声问：“这也是胡扯的吗？” 宛瑜小声回答：“不，那颗钻石被我Daddy买走了。” 小贤再次无语。 展博狂吃。仲马看着。 仲马打破沉静的气氛，说：“对了，你不觉得就我们两个人吃饭挺奇怪的？” 展博满嘴香肠：“没关系，你的香肠真好吃。色拉也很不错。” 仲马实在闲得无聊，开始帮助展博开窍：“能够做出与众不同的菜也是吸引女孩子的一种手段。我以前在莫斯科的时候，就碰到一个女孩，不对，也许不能再叫女孩了。她比你大那么一点。” 展博抬起头，老实巴交地说：“那也应该叫女孩啊！我们都是这么叫的。” “也就比你大个50多岁吧。”仲马解释。 “噢！”展博懂了。 仲马接着说：“那个女孩叫做伊丽莎白。她吃了我做的香肠之后，就无药可救地爱上了我，非要我娶她。” 展博看着叉子上的香肠：“香肠有那么厉害的功能？” “我走四方能留下的东西不多，唯一能留下的就是这点经验。我一直想找一个人传授，可惜啊。哎。”仲马话里有话，似乎为子乔而惋惜。 展博却以为听出了话里的暗示，高兴地说：“你看看我怎么样？” 仲马汗：“……我喜欢你的发型！” 子乔、一菲、关谷、美嘉一起推门进来。 展博奇怪：“老姐，你不是说不过来了吗？” 一菲狠狠地说：“耐不住这家伙的'盛情邀请'！” 子乔转开注意力：“欧，我闻到了烧焦的味道。老爹，是不是你的香肠烧焦了？”连忙拉着仲马躲进了关谷的画室。 展博指向厨房的方向，不解地说：“厨房不是在这儿吗？” 画室里，仲马急切地问：“有没有拿到？” “拿到了，是我被当场拿到了。”子乔晃晃膀子。 仲马表情痛苦：“OH！你太让我失望了。” 子乔学着他的口气：“OH！你只教过我忽悠，没教过我偷东西啊。专业不对口。” 仲马一拍大腿，说：“OH！看来只能我亲自出马了。” “OH！你不会是要去忽悠人了吧！” “还有更好的办法吗？子乔，我答应你这是我最后一次忽悠人了。”仲马伸出一根坚定的手指头。 子乔有点相信：“好吧。你打算怎么做？” “我要让她自己把支票交出来。现在我们出去，你试着不露痕迹地提到关于赚钱的事情。” 子乔和仲马走了出去。 子乔嘴里默念：“不露痕迹，不露痕迹。”然后坐到仲马身边。 仲马微笑着说：“一切ok，没有东西烧焦了。” 子乔试图不露痕迹，没话找话说：“大家都还没事吧。展博，你没事吧。” 展博傻乎乎地应道：“没事。” “太好了。一菲，你呢？今天天气不错哦。” 一菲可不是傻子：“你想说什么？” 子乔绕呀绕呀：“今天的天气不错啊。对了，老爹你去年赚了多少钱？”终于绕过弯来，真是个急转弯。 仲马老辣地接过话题：“去年情况不是很好。我的投资只赚了一两千万。” 一菲张大嘴巴：“一两千万？天哪！” 展博也好奇：“你还没有介绍过你干爹是做什么行业的？” 仲马轻声冒出两个字：“蓝海。” 展博又抢着犯傻：“
There was a protracted discussion at the bar about the issue of magazines. Wan Yu said very puzzled: "Mr. Zeng, I don't understand. Isn't it just unsubscribing from a magazine? What's the matter?" Xiaoxian slowly held up a magazine: "This is a fashion magazine known as the most fashionable in the city." "I know." "This is a limited-edition fashion magazine that claims to only issue 2,000 sets in the city. And I'm still a diamond member." Xiaoxian raised the magazine even higher. "What's wrong?" Xiaoxian said with longing: "Except for the magazine itself, this is a sign that I am ranked among the top 2,000 most fashionable men in the city, and it may not be the 2,000th." Wan Yu was speechless. Xiaoxian looked at Wan Yu, was discouraged, and told the truth: "Okay, I admit, I can't bear this face, Wan Yu, think about it, if the receptionist at the unsubscribe office asks me—are you sure you want to quit?" Is it the top fashion circle? How should I answer." Wan Yu was led around in a big circle, a little irritable: "Answer truthfully." Xiaoxian's expression became serious again: "That's the problem. I'm a media program host. As a well-known person in the society, it's hard for me to say such words. It's impossible for me to unsubscribe." thing. Wan Yu suddenly pointed to one of the pages and smiled sweetly: "Look! Teacher Zeng, a special announcement. Next year will be the tenth anniversary of the publication of this magazine. "Pretend Men" will launch a special supplement for members. This supplement will be published in the form of a daily magazine. Every day Each copy is only 49 yuan." "Ah!" Xiaoxian saw that he was frantically pressing the calculator, and because his hands were shaking so badly, the calculator fell to the ground. Wan Yu asked leisurely: "Are you sure you want to stay in the top fashion circle?" "I'm going to return it!" Xiaoxian resolutely packed his bag and prepared to leave. Wan Yu reminded in a low voice: "Do you need me to go with you?" "How could it be! I'm a man! Even if I die... I will return it!" Xiaoxian left resolutely. Wan Yu smiled and drank her drink, waiting for the good news. Xiaoxian came back after four seconds: "...Wanyu, you should go with me!" Wan Yu had guessed it a long time ago, and followed her out swaggeringly. The living room was very quiet, and Ziqiao secretly looked at the cat's eyes again, wondering if the person outside the door had left. Outside the door, Yifei suddenly yelled: "Open the door, I know someone is inside—I recognize your eyes, Lu Ziqiao." Ziqiao had no choice but to open the door, and stood aside silently. Yifei entered the room angrily: "Give me back my DV." Zhan Bo followed in: "Sister! Be polite, when you enter the room, first say 'Hello'." Yifei glared at him, Zhanbo didn't dare to say anything. "Hi! Give me back my DV." He held out his hand. Ziqiao changed the subject: "Oh, DV! Your DV is simply amazing. It is bright in color, small and flexible, 'I can't stop wanting to shoot'." Learning Wu Yanzu's movements. "It's time to stop." Yifei turned his head and criticized Zhanbo, "Zhanbo, this is all your fault, how can you just lend my things to others?" Zhan Bo spoke quickly: "Who isn't!" Yifei was stunned: "What?" Zhan Bo immediately changed his words: "No...it's nothing." At this time Dumas came out of the room, holding a large bunch of sausages in his hand, and said without looking back: "You will definitely like my sausages." Yifei was surprised to see Dumas. Dumas looked back to see Yifei, and was stunned: "This prison must be full of miracles. Beautiful girls follow each other." Ziqiao came up to introduce: "Godfather. This is my friend." Dumas came over and said with honey on his mouth: "Thanks to everyone for taking care of my godson. The so-called close to the vermilion is red, and close to the ink is black. It can be seen that you have given him a lot of positive influences, especially It's you, this beautiful and elegant lady. You look like a lady from everyone." Yifei was very helpful: "Hehe, I'm overwhelmed." She covered her mouth and acted gracefully. Zhan Bo revealed with a smirk: "However, we were also spoiled a lot by Joe." Dumas cordially invited: "To express my gratitude, I would like to invite the two of you to have dinner together. I will cook the best Katyusha dinner for you." Zhan Bo asked stupidly: "Will hair grow after eating?" Yifei started by teaching Zhanbo a lesson, and established a ladylike image: "Zhanbo! Be polite! When someone invites you, you should say thank you first." Zhan Bo paused, and continued: "Thank you...will it grow hair if you eat it?" Yifei was depressed, and hinted again: "In front of gentlemen, of course we have to show our usual etiquette." Zhanbo asked suspiciously: "Etiquette? Do you have it?" Yifei threatened Zhanbo with her actions, and turned her head to show Dumas a standard smile.At this time, I saw Guan Gu and Meijia secretly preparing to slip out of the door. Yifei saw it and shouted: "Stop!" Zhanbo coughed. Yifei changed her tone and said whiningly, "You two, please stay." The two stood still. Yifei said politely: "Meijia, can I return my DV device. Zhanbo said I lent it to you." Meijia pointed to the people around her: "I lent it to Guan Gu later." Yifei said politely again, "Really?" Guan Gu pointed to the people around him: "I lent it to Zi Qiao later." Yifei asked with a smile, "Oh?" Zi Qiao pointed out the window again: "I later lent it to Xiao Hei next door!" Yifei was furious: "Bastard! What did you say?" Yifei regained his politeness: "How could this happen? It's really unexpected." Zi Qiao hurriedly defended: "But I'm sorry, Xiao Hei lost the machine during a creation process." Yifei was angry again: "What! Lost it?" Yifei scolded Zhanbo together: "Your throat is sick! If you are sick, go for surgery!" Guan Gu said tremblingly: "We will pool money to compensate you. I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." "I'm going to use it soon, do you think it's too late? As the teacher in charge, how can I explain to the school!" Yifei glared at Zhanbo, Zhanbo glared at Meijia, Meijia glared at Guan Gu, Guan Gu glared at Ziqiao, Ziqiao looked at ceiling. Dumas interjected: "Wait a minute, did my godson lose your DV player?" Yifei said softly, "Yes. It's more than 8,000 yuan." Dumas took out the check and said, "Young man, let me borrow your generous shoulder." Zhanbo used his shoulder as a table, and Dumas began to write the check in a cool manner. Ziqiao hugged her head and said to herself in pain: "Oh! No! Dad! Don't! Don't use a check. Please, don't." Dumas tore it smartly again, and a check was placed in Hu Yifei's hand. Yifei was dumbfounded: "20,000, so much!?" His mouth was opened wide. Dumas deliberately expressed: "For 8,000 yuan, you can buy another DV, and the rest is a little donation from me to your school." While putting the check in his pocket, Yifei pretended to say, "How dare I accept it..." Dumas explained in style: "I have always hoped to do something for the cause of education. Although I can't donate many buildings like Mr. Run Run Shaw, please accept this modest gesture." Nodding, Dumas turned and entered Room. Yifei was about to explode with joy, Dumas turned around and said, "I have to say one more thing, your students are really lucky to have such a charming teacher like you." Yifei smiled from ear to ear, and Ziqiao covered her mouth. Face. "Hey! We are the same father and mother, why is there such a big gap in life—" Yifei strode back with Zhanbo. Zeng Xiaoxian and Wan Yu came to the magazine office, looking around, there were people coming and going. Wan Yu licked the ice cream on her hand with a relaxed face: "This magazine is quite lively! Why are you so nervous?" On the other hand, Xiaoxian's forehead was full of sweat: "Haha, I'm not nervous, am I?" Wan Yu pointed out: "I see that you sweat more than my ice cream. You must not melt." Xiaoxian squinted to see his forehead, but couldn't see it. Wan Yu encouraged: "Be firm, it will pass soon. Come, let's practice again." "Okay." Zeng Xiaoxian shouted blindly. Wan Yu imitated the tone of a man: "Zeng Xiaoxian, don't you want to have a unique fashion taste and a handsome status?" Xiaoxian's expression is grim: "Yes! Because I'm fed up with endless garbage coloring pages and endless rogue bills, I'd rather be a redneck with a puffy stomach, holding potato chips, and drinking beer!" Said After finishing, he asked, "How is it? Is the momentum okay?" Wan Yu's comment: "Basically it's ok. It's better to have more contempt and anger in your eyes, and less loneliness and sadness. And - don't shake your legs when you talk." Xiaoxian lowered his head and put his hands on his legs. Ziqiao stopped Dumas on the stairs: "Father! This is another bad check, isn't it?" Dumas didn't take it seriously: "Ha! It doesn't matter if it's true or not. By that time, I would have already left." "But, I still live here." Zi Qiao pointed to herself, then stared at Dumas. "You can go with me. It's great that we, father and son, can roam the world together!" Dumas said as if he was in the wind of freedom. Zi Qiao said in embarrassment: "But I..." Dumas explained further: "It's so boring to stay in this place all the time, wouldn't it be good to be with me?" Ziqiao pondered for a while, and said in a sincere tone that was almost pleading: "I admit that I used to be very happy with you. But now I'm used to another way of life. Why do you insist on breaking it?" Dumas held him by the shoulder: "I thought I could help you." Ziqiao looked at Dumas resolutely: "My friends will hate me. I can't live the life I used to. That's why I left you." But she thought in her heart: "The main reason is, the old man Dad steals my limelight too much, I'll never get a girl by his side." Dumas sighed a long time: "Maybe I've considered the problem too simply. Maybe I'm really old. Maybe I should go." He turned and went upstairs. Zi Qiao stayed alone in the stairwell, sighing. Xiaoxian and Wanyu walked to the front desk of the magazine. The receptionist stood up, smiled professionally, and said loudly, "Hello!" Xiaoxian's body trembled, and he stretched out his hand: "You... good." The receptionist shook Xiaoxian's hand in admiration: "It's a pleasure to meet you, one of the luckiest two thousand people in this city! What's your name?" "Hello, my name is Zeng Xiaoxian." The receptionist frantically typed on the keyboard: "Zeng Xiaoxian, male, born in 1950, 1.90 meters tall, hobbies... badminton and bananas." Wan Yu said quietly: "1950? Is she talking about you?" Xiaoxian murmured in a low voice, "This is my personal information that I filled in casually." Wan Yu nodded quietly, as if suddenly enlightened. The receptionist continued: "Mr. Zeng, you look much younger than your actual age! Is there anything I can do for you!" Xiaoxian was still a little embarrassed: "Actually... I want to..." Looking back at Wan Yu, Wan Yu pointed to Xiaoxian's trembling legs. Xiaoxian grabbed her leg and said firmly to the receptionist, "Can I unsubscribe?" The receptionist asked word by word: "You—want to unsubscribe!" with an unbelievable expression. Xiaoxian was frightened by this momentum, and looked back at Wanyu, asking for help. Wan Yu's voice was very low, almost saying with her lips: "Contempt! Anger!" Xiaoxian turned around with a grim expression: "I want to unsubscribe." Ziqiao sat around with Meijia and Guan Gu to discuss countermeasures. 美嘉惊诧地问：“你要把老爹赶走？” “不是赶走，是离开。”子乔开始胡编，“他可以去找伊丽莎白。就是刚才打电话过来的那个。她很有钱。” 关谷紧皱眉头：“为什么？” 子乔接着编：“要是你到她的年纪，你也会很有钱。因为一般人活不了那么久。” 关谷打断：“我不是问这个，我是说我以为你老爹不喜欢她，甚至都不想接她的电话，不是吗？” 子乔不以为然地说：“有什么关系呢？他和伊丽莎白在一起，就会有花不完的零用钱，出入上流社会，生活多姿多彩。至少开出来的支票不会再是空头支票，哈哈。” 美嘉为子乔的行为感到不耻：“你太残忍了，你忍心让他去跟一个他不爱的女人一起生活吗？” 关谷帮腔道：“他不会快乐的。” 子乔发怒：“什么伊丽莎白呀！那都是他胡诌出来的。你们还真信啊！” 关谷更怒：“你为什么对他有这种偏见，我觉得老爹人很好啊。” 事不关己，美嘉也站在仲马一边：“他不就是开了一张空头支票，你至于吗？你不也经常开吗？” 子乔难得想做一次好人，却被人非议，心都要碎了：“拜托，我哪有！我可从来不会真的拿出一张假支票乱晃，这是犯法的。” 美嘉一脸轻松地说：“如果能把支票拿回来就好了。” 仲马从房间里出来，兴致盎然，就像在说别人的事情：“把支票拿回来？我有一个办法可以办到。” 子乔吓了一跳：“老爹拜托你不要再插手这件事情了好吗？”哭丧着脸。 关谷为仲马不平：“可是他只是要帮你的忙。” 子乔告饶道：“他已经帮过了，谢谢啊，否则我也不需要把支票拿回来。” 仲马不急不慢地提出计划：“这样，一会儿我去邀请一菲到这里来吃晚餐。趁这个时候，子乔就潜到隔壁去……一菲小姐平时会把贵重物品放在哪里？” “这个简单。”美嘉拿起电话，“喂！展博啊！问你个事情，你姐平时会把贵重物品放在哪里？哦！好的。”美嘉放下电话，宣布：“她放在电视机柜最左边抽屉的保密夹层里，密码是9456，'就是无聊'！” 子乔翻白眼：“你要我去偷支票？” 仲马篡改意思：“不是偷，只是拿回本来就属于我自己的东西。” 美嘉和关谷附和：“有道理！” 子乔一脸不情愿：“……这种事情我不能做，太猥琐了，偷偷摸摸非君子所为。” 关谷马上揭短：“可是你不是每天半夜都爬到隔壁偷吃东西的？” “这不一样！”子乔想了想，突然说，“你觉得我需要用丝袜蒙住头吗？” 杂志社前台，接待员开始冷笑，取下鼻梁上的眼镜仔细地擦。 “曾先生，你知道你在说什么吗？就在十分钟前我还接待了一位客人，他用跳楼威胁我，要求成为两千名《装男人》杂志的读者之一，但是我拒绝了他，而你居然主动要求退订？” 小贤无言以对：“呃……这是因为……” 接待员接着说：“马路上天天都在塞，而人们天天在等待，1200万人中，只有2000个人得到了这样的机会，我实在是很好奇，你退订的理由是什么？”眼神里充满了鄙视。 小贤大汗淋漓：“是因为……” 接待员步步紧逼：“您考虑清楚再说。” 宛瑜自己上了：“这本杂志不环保！” 接待员惊诧：“什么？” 宛瑜接着解释：“你看，你们的杂志用了大量的……纸，造纸需要砍伐许多的树木，也导致严重的污染，对此，你们杂志社应该负有重大的责任。”口气更像是指责。 小贤猛点头，表示支持。 接待员露出了阴暗的笑容，见招拆招：“您说得没错，为了环保，我们最近刚开展了一场阅读无纸化运动。您完全可以改订我们全新推出的手机彩信版，绝对环保无污染，价格也不贵，只要6元。” “包月？”小贤插嘴。 接待员向小贤微笑：“不，是一条彩信。一期杂志大约是30条彩信。而且我们的彩信版是半日刊的。换句话说，您每天会收到60条彩信，您可以慢慢享受。” 曾小贤看到自己正在手持一个计算器疯狂地算价钱，手抖得更厉害，他把计算器砸在地上，狠狠地踩碎，还不解气，又把计算器碎片堆在一起，继续踩。 小贤冒着虚汗，喊道：“不！我还是要退订！” 接待员冷笑着回答：“环保的问题已经解决了。你为什么还要退订。” 小贤瘫软地说：“我……我恨这本杂志。因为这里面每张照片里的男人，长得都比我帅！” 一菲坐在自己的沙发上，悠闲地说：“子乔的干爹真是仪表不凡，和子乔一点都不像啊。” 展博跟着说：“姐，这有什么稀奇。我这么活泼可爱，你和我也一点都不像啊。” 一菲瞪展博。 展博知道自己错了，立即改口：“子乔能有他叔叔一半靠谱，DV也就不会丢了。” 一菲接过话：“你能有子乔一半正常，我们家族也早就发扬光大了。” 展博郁闷地看着一菲。 一菲自顾自地端详着支票。心里在计划着：“明天我就去买台新的，这样曾小贤就不会发现，我拿了他的DV机了！” 门铃响，仲马走进来。 “Oh！冒昧地打扰你们了，我想邀请大家共进晚餐，我为你们特制了阿根廷鸡尾酒。不知道这位帅气的小伙子和这位美丽的小姐能否赏光？” 展博激动得就要动身：“太好了，有吃的，走。” 一菲保持仪态：“展博！礼貌！Oh！您能邀请我们真是荣幸之至。不过我今天忙了一天，我想先洗个澡。晚些再来拜访可以吗？” “Oh！漂亮的女士，如果你不能来，我的星空将会暗淡无光，我的晚餐也会黯然失色。” “Oh！您真是太抬举了。我如何担当得起。” “Oh！那我就静候二位的光临了。” “Oh！您慢走。” 仲马推门离开。 展博终于按捺不住，学着他们刚才的语气说：“Oh！你们真是太恶心了。再这样我的中饭都要吐出来了。” 一菲摇摇手：“我减肥，不去了，展博你代表一下吧。” 子乔、美嘉、关谷从在阳台上偷窥。 美嘉小声问道：“都好了？” 子乔怒气冲冲地说：“什么叫都好了。一菲还在里面呢。”恐惧之心昭然若揭。 关谷安慰说：“她说她要洗澡，所以你只要轻手轻脚就没问题的。” “那我把鞋脱了，这样脚步轻一点，不容易暴露。”子乔边说，边脱鞋。 “你非要脱鞋吗？我觉得你这样比较容易暴露。”关谷捏着鼻子说。 子乔还是把鞋子穿上。“你们两个去房间大门口把风。如果发生任何紧急情况，就吹口哨。” 美嘉还捏着鼻子，说：“我不会吹口哨。” “我会，我来吹。”关谷拉着她去准备。 子乔蹑手蹑脚地爬进去，厕所里传来洗澡的声音。他溜到书架前，伸手找到保密夹层，是开着的，什么也没有，更没有发现支票，心里直犯嘀咕，心说是不是展博搞错了。一转身不小心把书架上的书都拉倒了下来。 厕所里传来一菲的声音：“宛瑜你回来了？” 子乔捏着鼻子，装女声：“对啊！菲菲。” “给我拿条浴巾进来。” 子乔瞪大了眼睛，在沙发上拿了条浴巾，在厕所门口犹豫是不是要送进去。厕所里忽地伸出一只手来，吓了子乔一跳，摸到了子乔的手臂。 “你的手臂怎么那么粗？” 子乔还是捏着鼻子：“你摸到我的大腿了。” “那你把大腿抬这么高干什么？” “拉韧带，菲菲，你的浴巾。” 一菲拿了进去，子乔大喘气。他得抓紧时间，到处找支票，东翻翻，西翻翻，厕所里又传来了一菲的声音。 “宛瑜啊！你看到了我的philips刮毛器了吗？” 子乔无奈地回答：“没看到。” 一菲便穿着浴袍，戴着浴帽走了出来。子乔赶紧卧倒，钻到了矮屏风底下。 一菲自言自语：“怎么会？上次不是借给你的吗？……咦？人呢？” 子乔捂着嘴巴，紧张得一动不动。 一菲又进宛瑜房间。 子乔赶紧站起，继续翻。 脚步声传来，一菲奇怪地说：“宛瑜，怪了，刚才还在啊？” 子乔又赶紧卧倒，趴到了沙发后面的地上，接着转移到阳台的窗帘后面。 一菲在沙发上坐下，手上拿着一个小碗，里面都是黄瓜片。她从浴袍里取出支票，放在了沙发侧面的小茶几上，子乔看到了，眼睛瞪得雪亮。他慢慢靠近茶几，一菲正好从小碗里取出黄瓜，往眼睛上贴，顺手把碗压在了茶几上的支票上。子乔轻手轻脚地把碗从支票上拿开。这时，一菲的手摸过来，准备再拿一片黄瓜，子乔赶紧从碗里拿出一片黄瓜，递给她。一菲的手又伸过来了，子乔赶紧准备好黄瓜，一菲又不要了，手缩了回去。子乔把黄瓜放进嘴里。一菲的手再次伸了过来，子乔赶紧把黄瓜从嘴里拿出来，半块递给了一菲。一菲贴在脸上。子乔刚要拿支票，一菲捏到了子乔的手。一菲取下黄瓜，子乔和一菲凑得很近，对视！ “啊啊啊啊！”子乔叫。 “啊啊啊啊！”一菲叫。 一菲怒火冲天：“你在这里干什么！” 子乔支支吾吾地说：“我……我……我想邀请你去隔壁吃晚饭。” 一菲反问：“有你这样偷偷摸摸邀请人的吗？” 子乔冲着门口大声说：“不止我一个人，还有关谷！美嘉！还有我干爹，他们都邀请你。”关谷和美嘉连忙冲进来。 美嘉看到一菲，轻声说：“紧急情况，吹口哨吹口哨！” 关谷很认真地吹口哨，可惜是调戏妇女的那种花哨。 胡一菲意识到自己穿着浴袍，很性感，赶紧裹好身子，大怒道：“都给我滚出去！” 宛瑜舔完了冰激凌，可以还击了。 接待员还在喋喋不休：“我们是业界出刊最迅速，眼光最独到的媒体，我们的历史就是时尚的历史，我们对时尚的预言都成了时尚的现实，即使是这样一本杂志，你也确定要退订吗？” 小贤咬紧牙关，作出最后的抵抗：“是的，我就是讨厌装~男~人！” 宛瑜瞪着小贤，看出他紧张过度了。 “怎么了？”小贤显然还没察觉到自己话中的歧义。 接待员冷冷笑，作出最后的审问：“最后再问你一次。你确定从此离开全球时尚领域，告别高端品味生活，退化成一个非常平庸的普通人了吗？” 小贤环视周围，发现办公室里有好几个社员路过，鄙视地看着自己；而一旁几个读者模样的人，正虎视眈眈地看着自己，仿佛急不可待地想要替代自己，成为“非普通”人群。 汗从小贤的脸上滴下，他转身看着宛瑜，声音孱弱：“……要不，宛瑜，我们走吧？我受不了了。再这样下去要被他们用眼神杀死了。” 宛瑜回应他的眼神：“你还没有退订成功呢！” 小贤哆哆嗦嗦地说：“我还是把这个念头取消吧。现在想想每个月多花几千块钱买杂志也不是什么大问题。” 宛瑜极其真诚地说：“可是我觉得这本杂志里有很多错误啊。”说完还天真地眨了眨眼。 突然主编办公室的门“嘭”的一声巨响，全场静谧，一个中年男子推开门，大步走了过来。 接待员立正站好：“主编。” 主编面无表情，语气却极具压迫感：“小姐请问你刚才说什么？” 小贤被这气势当场撂倒，点头哈腰地说：“哈哈没什么，她说来退订你们的杂志真是一个很大的错误。” 宛瑜却还坚持：“我说你们杂志里有很多错误啊。”还是天真地眨眼。 小贤紧张得又开始哆嗦。 主编的气势相较宛瑜漫不经心、天真烂漫的笑容，反倒显得做作和顽固。主编本人一定也意识到了，于是降低了气场说：“你可以侮辱我的人格，也可以侮辱我的智商，但不可以侮辱我的杂志，你最好不是在瞎说，不然你会后悔的。”通常场面上有点吃亏的时候，都需要用恐吓来弥补。 宛瑜轻描淡写而又自信笃定地说：“就以昨天这一期为例，杂志上说Gucci下一季的男装主题是怀旧，其实不是。看似怀旧的背后其实暗藏了运动的元素，这也就是为什么主色调是偏灰的深色，却使用了柔软纯棉面料，如果搭配亮色系的皮带，肯定会非常出彩。所以下一季的主题应该是生命的律动。” 小贤振奋，主编愣住。“怀旧”与“律动”似乎正是较量双方的真实写照，主编又输了一筹。 宛瑜接着说：“再比如说，你们预测下一季超短平剪刘海会是流行发式，可是你们找的模特额头太长，短平刘海配上她的脸型你们不觉得像是长毛的茄子吗？这样的发型是不会流行的。” 主编继续发愣，小编们开始围过来，看热闹。 “再比如说，卡地亚在下周的新品发布会上即将推出的新香水，肯定不是你们预测的Le Baiser du Dragon的后续型，Le Baiser du Dragon是庆祝卡地亚诞生150周年的纪念香水，即使出后续型也应该在更加隆重的场合，比如160周年什么的，至少也要5到6年后才会发布。” 小贤悄悄地问：“你怎么知道的？” 宛瑜悄悄地回答：“胡扯呗。” 小贤再惊呆。 “还有你们展出的这颗钻石'失踪的加百列'肯定不是真品，这颗钻石1854年发现之后就一直行踪不定，二战时曾在英国出现，最近一次出现在2005年，苏富比拍卖行正式拍卖了这颗钻石，被一个不知名的私人买家买走，一般私人买家是绝对不会公开展示自己的藏品的。” 众人都听得一愣一愣。 小贤小声问：“这也是胡扯的吗？” 宛瑜小声回答：“不，那颗钻石被我Daddy买走了。” 小贤再次无语。 展博狂吃。仲马看着。 仲马打破沉静的气氛，说：“对了，你不觉得就我们两个人吃饭挺奇怪的？” 展博满嘴香肠：“没关系，你的香肠真好吃。色拉也很不错。” 仲马实在闲得无聊，开始帮助展博开窍：“能够做出与众不同的菜也是吸引女孩子的一种手段。我以前在莫斯科的时候，就碰到一个女孩，不对，也许不能再叫女孩了。她比你大那么一点。” 展博抬起头，老实巴交地说：“那也应该叫女孩啊！我们都是这么叫的。” “也就比你大个50多岁吧。”仲马解释。 “噢！”展博懂了。 仲马接着说：“那个女孩叫做伊丽莎白。她吃了我做的香肠之后，就无药可救地爱上了我，非要我娶她。” 展博看着叉子上的香肠：“香肠有那么厉害的功能？” “我走四方能留下的东西不多，唯一能留下的就是这点经验。我一直想找一个人传授，可惜啊。哎。”仲马话里有话，似乎为子乔而惋惜。 展博却以为听出了话里的暗示，高兴地说：“你看看我怎么样？” 仲马汗：“……我喜欢你的发型！” 子乔、一菲、关谷、美嘉一起推门进来。 展博奇怪：“老姐，你不是说不过来了吗？” 一菲狠狠地说：“耐不住这家伙的'盛情邀请'！” 子乔转开注意力：“欧，我闻到了烧焦的味道。老爹，是不是你的香肠烧焦了？”连忙拉着仲马躲进了关谷的画室。 展博指向厨房的方向，不解地说：“厨房不是在这儿吗？” 画室里，仲马急切地问：“有没有拿到？” “拿到了，是我被当场拿到了。”子乔晃晃膀子。 仲马表情痛苦：“OH！你太让我失望了。” 子乔学着他的口气：“OH！你只教过我忽悠，没教过我偷东西啊。专业不对口。” 仲马一拍大腿，说：“OH！看来只能我亲自出马了。” “OH！你不会是要去忽悠人了吧！” “还有更好的办法吗？子乔，我答应你这是我最后一次忽悠人了。”仲马伸出一根坚定的手指头。 子乔有点相信：“好吧。你打算怎么做？” “我要让她自己把支票交出来。现在我们出去，你试着不露痕迹地提到关于赚钱的事情。” 子乔和仲马走了出去。 子乔嘴里默念：“不露痕迹，不露痕迹。”然后坐到仲马身边。 仲马微笑着说：“一切ok，没有东西烧焦了。” 子乔试图不露痕迹，没话找话说：“大家都还没事吧。展博，你没事吧。” 展博傻乎乎地应道：“没事。” “太好了。一菲，你呢？今天天气不错哦。” 一菲可不是傻子：“你想说什么？” 子乔绕呀绕呀：“今天的天气不错啊。对了，老爹你去年赚了多少钱？”终于绕过弯来，真是个急转弯。 仲马老辣地接过话题：“去年情况不是很好。我的投资只赚了一两千万。” 一菲张大嘴巴：“一两千万？天哪！” 展博也好奇：“你还没有介绍过你干爹是做什么行业的？” 仲马轻声冒出两个字：“蓝海。” 展博又抢着犯傻：“