Chapter 15 Chapter 15: Party Nightmare
While everyone was chatting at the bar, Zi Qiao walked in.
"Everyone is here, what are your plans for tonight?" Zi asked pretending to be nonchalant, but in fact he wanted to find out the situation and start the first step of the plan.
"Let me see..." Xiaoxian took out a small notebook and said politely, "I will watch TV at home, and then I fell asleep watching it."
Yifei really didn't understand, she pretended to be foolish when nothing happened, and immediately pissed him off: "What else do you remember in your notebook? Get up in the middle of the night to pee?"
Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and hurried away.
Ziqiao said solemnly: "That's it. Just now, Aunt Liu of the neighborhood committee gave me seven tickets for the 'Street Elderly Art Performance'. Tomorrow will be the first performance in Yunfeng Small Theater. Aunt Liu told us to join in." Said and waved the ticket in his hand.
Wan Yu asked strangely: "What show?" She was still looking forward to it.
"Oh, they are all amateur art troupes, formed by a group of grandparents. It is said that the youngest among them was born before the War of Resistance Against Japan was over, and the oldest was born when Empress Dowager Cixi was still building the Summer Palace." With her perfect tongue, Zi Qiao treated a bunch of boring old men and women like living fossils.
Wan Yu said with admiration: "Wow! That must be very difficult."
"Of course." Ziqiao beamed with joy.
Guan Gu asked, "What are they playing?"
"Pirates of the Caribbean!" Zi Qiao said surprisingly.
Guan Gu took a sip of water. "Really? (Japanese) I thought they were going to sing... Peking Opera?"
Ziqiao added embellishment: "That's right. The new version of the multimedia Beijing opera "Pirates of the Caribbean"."
Yifei didn't believe it either: "What? "Pirates of the Caribbean" also has a Beijing opera version? No way?"
Ziqiao presented the facts: "That's right. The market needs it! Young people nowadays don't watch "Take the Tiger Mountain Out of Wisdom", so they have to act in some blockbuster movies to sell tickets."
Mika was also encouraged: "It sounds interesting."
Zhanbo didn't know what Ziqiao was talking about, so he made a fuss: "I'm going to watch "Pirates of the Caribbean", Jack Sparrow is my favorite! It will be very exciting." Ziqiao thought he cooperated very well lifelike.
Guan Gu's question was very detailed: "Yes, yes, the age of a whole ship of pirates may be thousands of years old... I'm curious about how they perform martial arts scenes? Guessing punches?"
Xiaoxian still had a lifeless look: "I'm not interested, and what I arranged was to sleep."
Zi Qiao yelled: "Hey! Comrades, I guarantee you will like it."
Xiaoxian wondered: "What do you like? Grandpa and grandma? Peking opera? Or Pirates of the Caribbean? Actually, I prefer to sleep, please forgive me."
Ziqiao encouraged in another way: "Mr. Zeng, you can't say that. This is not just a performance, it's showing love. The elderly also need our attention. Why are you so unloving? Think about it, if we It is also 60 years old, no one cares about it, how lost it will be in my heart. Have you ever thought about it?"
Guan Gu had no choice but to look at Zi Qiao differently: "Zi Qiao, I have known you for so long, I thought you were just a philandering radish...you are still a caring philandering radish!" medicine.
Zi Qiao was choked speechless.
Guan Gu realized that what he said just now was a little inappropriate, so he immediately expressed his position: "Hehe, I think what Zi Qiao said is right, I want to see it."
Wan Yu raised her hand high: "I haven't heard of Peking Opera yet. I want to go too!"
For a time, everyone's enthusiasm was mobilized.
Xiaoxian still sat firmly on the Diaoyutai: "I won't go, I'd better sleep at home. I'm afraid of having nightmares."
Ziqiao asked, "Sister Yifei, how about you?"
Yifei said angrily: "If it's just me and him at home, then I'll have nightmares too. I'll go with you."
Meijia remembered: "By the way, Ziqiao, are you going? You don't want to sleep at home, do you?"
Ziqiao was touched, and said a little uncomfortably: "Of course. Of course I will go. Not only will I go, but I will also applaud! In my eyes, these grandparents are my relatives, although I have forgotten What do my grandparents look like, but a fiery filial heart still beats in my chest. They created everything about us with their youth, and now is the time for us to repay them. Sleep? After death, there are many opportunities to sleep, How could I waste such a precious opportunity on the bed? Is that still a human being? I, Lu Ziqiao, still have a little bit of conscience!" As he spoke, he didn't forget to see if Zeng Xiaoxian was activated by his aggressive method.
Xiaoxian had to say: "Don't be so poisonous, why don't I go?"
Ziqiao fought against the heroes, and the first step of the plan was successfully completed. Naturally, she was overjoyed and immediately distributed the tickets to everyone.
Zhan Bo went behind the toilet door of the bar and met Zi Qiao privately.
"Where's my ticket? I want the middle seat." Zhanbo was still thinking about the ticket.
Zi Qiao knocked him on the head with a dozen tickets: "Your size, do you want tickets for "Caribbean Idiots?"
Zhanbo is still competing: "I'm going to watch "Pirates of the Caribbean"."
Zi Qiao whispered: "My ancestors, I have never seen you so involved in the drama, you lied to yourself and believed it. You are not participating in the party? Am I trying to drive everyone away? I have no choice but to tell the truth.
Zhanbo touched the place where he was just hit: "Oh! I almost forgot. Yes, Ada, Ada. We dated a girl, yes, yes."
Zi Qiao shook his head helplessly: "Your species is really top-notch."
Zhanbo thought of the question again: "Didn't you promise them that you would go too?"
Zi Qiao didn't even bother to talk to him: "I don't understand. Your brain can calculate such complicated equations, and even the explosion of an atomic bomb can be simulated. Why can't you turn this corner? Just find a reason before the show, and tell the truth." It's gone. They don't necessarily want to carry you, do they?"
Zhanbo is still delving into this question: "That's right, so what's the reason?"
Ziqiao had no choice but to snap his fingers and tell him: "Too many. For example, colds, runny nose, backache, toothache, dandruff, and it can also be contagious. In fact, you still want to go, but you are afraid of contagion. The elderly. They are old and have weak resistance, so there is really no way." The more I talked, the more vigorous I became.
Zhanbo hugged Ziqiao: "You are worthy of being a master."
Zi Qiao raised her head triumphantly, and put the rest of the bills away.
Zhanbo thought for a while, then stretched out his hand: "Give me a ticket, I'll rush over after the party is over, maybe I can see the end."
Zi Qiao fainted.
Meijia walked into the room, cleared the coffee table, and suddenly saw Ziqiao's laptop chat tool jumping.Looking around and finding no one, Meijia casually pressed Enter.
Voicemail: "You have a new voicemail - 'Hello, is this the landlord Xiaobu? Hehe, your name is so cute. I am Ada, and our PARTY is tonight, right? Maybe the friends I brought will There are quite a few, about a dozen, but they are all handsome and beautiful. Say hello to you. We will see you tonight. Byebye.'" After the message was broadcast, Zi Qiao opened the door and came in.
Meijia pretended to be nonchalant: "Zi Qiao, I was just looking for you!"
Zi Qiao asked, "What's the matter?"
Meijia put on a face and hinted: "I didn't fall asleep last night, and I was excited thinking about tonight's performance, so I climbed to the roof to watch the stars."
Zi Qiao sneered: "Hehe, you won't be hit on the head by a meteor, will you?"
Meijia said seriously: "Almost, when I was watching the sky at night and a shooting star passed by, I had a hunch that you might not be able to show love with us tonight."
Zi Qiao was stunned: "Really? This shooting star is too amazing! I was about to tell you that I really want to go. But tonight, I have a relative who is coming from far away, from the countryside. We haven't seen each other for 18 years. I want to treat him to dinner, but don't worry, I won't bring him back to live. We meet outside. Then send him away, and soon, you know, relatives are the most troublesome. "Pretending to be helpless.
Meijia pretended: "Oh, really?"
Zi Qiao had an ominous premonition: "You can't see this from the astrology, do you?"
Mika turned the hint into an explicit statement: "The meteor left a word in the sky - PARTY."
Zi Qiao still kept his mouth shut: "PARTY? Hehe, you are so imaginative. I'm going to meet my relatives at night, and it's not happy. It's not funny at all. Where is there a PARTY?"
Mika pressed the computer angrily.
The voice message rang again: "Hello, is this the landlord Xiaobu? Hehe, your name is so cute. I am Ada, and our party is tonight, right? Maybe I will bring more friends, about a dozen , but they are all handsome guys and beautiful women. Say hello to you. We will see you in the evening. Byebye."
Ziqiao's eyes widened, and before the recording was finished, she quickly pressed the button: "Likes flock together, and people are divided into groups. Zhanbo's friends are really crazy."
Meijia sneered and said, "You really want to have a party?!"
Zi Qiao just refused to admit it: "How is it possible?"
Meijia said sternly: "Just pretend, I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda!" Every time she said this, her saliva would spray far away.
Zi Qiao remained calm and calm: "Okay. I admit it! The thing is like this, Zhanbo has recently taken a fancy to a girl in their office building, and that girl just wants to rent a house. I did it to create opportunities for him. After this PARTY, you think I am willing! Isn’t this a kind of offering of love?” With a bitter face, it seems that I am helpless.
Meijia bared her teeth and said, "You want us to run to give love to grandparents aged 60 to 100, and stay at home to give love to hot girls aged 18 to 24?"
Zi Qiao corrected her attitude: "Well, I shouldn't do this."
Meijia recalled the past again: "So, last time you gave me the ticket to go to the community enjoy the cool party, you didn't go!..."
Zi Qiao explained: "That time my elementary school classmate came, and I really went to have dinner with him, it was a man."
Meijia said abruptly, "Is the bust 34C?"
Ziqiao said lightly: "No, 34E..." Suddenly realized that Mika had tricked her, "Okay, I went out with a girl that time, okay?"
Meijia continued to interrogate: "And that time when you gave us tickets to go to the Mayday concert!"
Zi Qiao immediately expressed his opinion: "I went that time too."
Meijia said angrily, "Oh, that's right."
Ziqiao said to herself: "I paid for it too! I bought all the tickets this time, and it cost me more than 500!"
Meijia found a flaw again: "...No! Where did you get the money from?"
Zi Qiao said casually: "I lent my house to others to hold a party, and I charged them a venue fee."
Meijia was furious: "I said why did you suddenly become rich for a while, order a takeaway fried noodle and give a tip, and say, how much did you charge?!" Poke Zi Qiao's chest.
Zi Qiao stretched out a gesture - eight.
"800?"
Zi Qiao replied: "8000..."
Meijia caught up with a burst of hammering: "Lu Ziqiao! You! You! You! You are too much."
Ziqiao backed down again and again: "Okay, okay, you can scold me for anything, I value sex over friends, and I forget righteousness when I see profit..."
"The review is not in-depth!" Meijia continued.
Ziqiao continued to admit his mistake: "Okay, I fooled you and fulfilled my selfish desires. I deserve death, and I am worse than animals."
Meijia suddenly changed the subject: "That's not the point. You have such a fun party, and you didn't invite me to participate!" She pointed her hands at herself.
Zi Qiao froze for a moment: "This...that's because of you..."
Meijia asked: "What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me?"
Ziqiao said slowly and little by little: "I'm worried what to do if you frighten the guests away with your bluster. I don't want to tell my friends outside that my roommates have never seen a big scene. the soil turtle."
"That's them!" Mika pointed to the next door.
Zi Qiao waited for the next sentence: "So?"
Meijia said softly: "You can only invite me? You know, I'm different from them! I'm young, cute, full of energy, and I'm the super dancing queen of the party!" Own.
"That's right, they're just slugs, and you! You're just a monster among slugs!" Zi Qiao imitated Mika, twisting her buttocks and blowing kisses, "Ah! PARTY! PARTY! Handsome guy! Handsome guy! You all give I'm high!" Then he shook his head wildly.
Meijia was angry: "You are too much! How can I be so bad."
Zi Qiao tilted her nose and raised her eyes and said, "Am I wrong?"
"I'm so pissed off. You can kill a scholar, but you can't be humiliated. It's fine if you don't invite me. I don't care about it. I'm going to tell everyone what you did now."
After saying that, Meijia turned and left.
Zi Qiao asked secretly in her heart: "What? Why didn't you pull her? Huh! I know her too well. Three two one—"
Meijia turned around and held Ziqiao's arm in a coquettish voice: "Ziqiao, please, I'm not as bad as you think! Oh! Seeing that we have an old acquaintance, let me participate! I will help you keep the secret, okay? Ziqiao~~~"
Zi Qiao said impatiently: "Okay. Okay. I can't stand you. I'll just tell you one thing, don't tell anyone else!" After finishing speaking, she wanted to go back to her room.
Meijia sat alone on the sofa and daydreamed: "Don't worry! I said in the message just now that there are still many handsome guys coming to participate, right?"
"Yes!" Zi Qiao responded casually.
Mika screamed from behind: "Ah! Ya! PARTY! PARTY! Handsome guy! Handsome guy! You all give me a high!" Then she shook her head wildly.
Zi Qiao turned around and looked at her.
Mika stopped: "Well. I will control it, I will control it."
Zi Qiao shook his head and sighed: "Oh!" and left.
Xiaoxian made a summary of this program in the live broadcast room of the radio station.
"The last life tip on today's show is for parents who already have children. Please remember, under no circumstances, do not call your child a bastard, because from a genetic point of view, this pair of parents It is unfavorable." After reading meaningfully, I felt a little cold.
Xiaoxian turned off the mixer mute and faced out the window. "Judi, help me sort out the recording material, I have something to go out tonight."
Xiaoxian looked at his watch, took out his mobile phone to make a call, and prepared to leave.A series of actions made outsiders look like he had an important appointment and needed to be there on time.
In the suite, Guan Gu, Yifei, and Wanyu are chatting.Meijia pushed open the door and came in, wearing a nightgown and wrapped tightly.
Guan Gu asked with concern: "Meijia, what's wrong with you?"
Meijia covered her head, as if her body was weak: "Everyone..."
Guan Gu suddenly realized: "Wow, do you need to wear a robe to watch Peking Opera? Should I go back and change it?" As he said, he got up and wanted to go back to the room, but was held down by Yifei.
Meijia's voice was weak: "I'm so sorry. I don't think I can go. I'm not feeling well." Her legs were also weak.
Wan Yu stood up and supported her distressedly: "What's wrong with you?"
"I might be sick." Mika coughed and had difficulty breathing.
Wan Yu asked kindly: "Huh? I saw you were fine just now."
Meijia replied in a depressed mood: "Yes, there are unpredictable things. I really hate myself, my body is too unsatisfactory. I will miss such a good performance, and I will die of regret." Finally, it came to the performance.
Wan Yu said softly: "Oh, Mijia, is it important? Do you want me to accompany you to the doctor?"
Meijia hesitated a bit: "Oh, it's okay, it's just a cold, just take a rest." She bent down and covered her head again.
Guangu suddenly realized again: "Cold? It's okay, I brought medicine from Japan. It's very useful. For a common cold, take two tablets and it will take effect within 10 minutes."
Meijia stopped covering her head with her hands, and quickly waved her hands: "No, no. You haven't heard me finished, it's caused by a cold... um... my aunt came to see me earlier, my waist is sore now, It hurts in my stomach." I thought this reason was unique, so I continued to pretend to be sick.
Guan Gu said not enviously: "Oh, your aunt really loves you! She can live in my room."
Wan Yu stopped: "Guan Gu, the aunt she said is not the same as what you said!" She blamed Guan Gu for talking too much.
Guan Gu was still reluctant: "Meijia has many great aunts? Your grandmother can really give birth.~~I only have one, but I have three little aunts." He said with a smile.
"I'm sorry, I may not be able to go today, you guys have fun. Leave me alone." Meijia pretended to be unsteady, and said that she was going to turn around and go out.
At this time, Yifei leaned forward and took Wanyu's place to support her: "Meijia, oh, be careful, come, I'll help you."
Meijia hesitated a little: "Hey, no need." She was still carried away by Yifei's strong arm.
Yifei took Meijia back to the living room of their room, and shut the door behind her.
Meijia was still pretending: "Sister Yifei, you go back first, I will recover from my illness after lying down." Her chest was hunched, and she was still shaking.
Yifei's face sank: "Come on! What's wrong with you?"
Meijia was taken aback: "What are you talking about! I'm really sick." She continued to pretend.
"Oh? Really? Then can you tell me what you're wearing underneath?" Yifei said as she tore off Mika's nightgown, revealing a sexy and cute camisole, as if she was going to dress up for a party. .
"Ah!" Meijia hurriedly pulled up the bathrobe, "This is a kind of self-comfort. I am so sick, at least I can feel better by dressing nicely."
Yifei folded her arms, as if in an interrogation. "Stop talking to me."
Meijia's dead duck mouthed stiffly: "Where did I go wrong? You don't trust me, I'm sick, you see Wanyu, Guan Gu, they sympathize with me very much, and you are the only one who rips my clothes in broad daylight. What if I really What if you don’t wear anything underneath?” Acting coquettishly.
Yifei changed her cold tone and said coquettishly, "Honey, please be more professional. Have you ever seen a patient wearing such a pair of shiny high heels?"
Meijia lowered her head, she was indeed wearing a pair of sparkling silver dancing shoes. "Oops!" Withdrawing his foot.
Yifei smirked: "It's useless to call you A Niang. I don't want to expose you, but you have caught my eye, how can I 'not' know that you are bragging. What the hell are you doing? "
Meijia remembered the agreement with Ziqiao, and stood upright as if dying.
"Don't tell me, right? Then I'll send you out to parade in the street..." After saying that, Yifei stood up and was about to pull her out.
Meijia immediately betrayed: "Okay! But I will tell you only one person, don't tell others!"
Yifei leaned over her ear: "Say!"
Meijia not only betrayed Zi Qiao, but also counted the crimes, trying to shift the attention to him: "Zi Qiao is going to hold a secret party at home tonight. It is a membership system. Only handsome men and beautiful women can come. So, He will give you tickets to see the senior art troupe perform before he can get rid of you."
Yifei was stunned: "Membership PARTY?"
Meijia said hypocritically: "Yeah, he doesn't intend to tell you at all, but I really can't take it anymore. Even if I endure the pain, I still want to tell you the truth."
Yifei was careless and really ignored Meijia's existence: "Ziqiao, a little bastard, wants to hold a home party, but why doesn't he invite me?"
Meijia is still fanning the flames: "He often does this, the last time he enjoyed the cool air was one time, and the Mayday concert was another time."
Yifei gritted his teeth and said, "He's dead."
Satisfied, Meijia warned Yifei by the way: "I'll tell you alone. Don't say anything. Otherwise, Ziqiao will definitely erase me from the party list."
Yifei suddenly shouted: "Wait."
Mika knew something was wrong.
Wan Yu and Guan Gu sat face to face.
Guan Gu said worriedly: "Why did Yifei go there for so long, is it all right?"
Wan Yu guessed: "She may be taking care of Meijia."
At this time, Zhan Bo also came down from upstairs wrapped in a nightgown.
"Ah, my head hurts~" Zhanbo's pose was even more exaggerated than Mijia's.
Wan Yu felt sorry for this again: "Zhanbo, what's wrong with you?"
Zhan Bo limped over: "I may not be able to go to the show."
Wan Yu asked strangely: "Aren't you sick too?"
"Yes. Huh?" Zhan Bo understood, "Zi Qiao is also sick, right?"
Wan Yu shook her head: "No, Mika came over earlier and said she was also sick."
Zhanbo couldn't believe it: "Ah? Really? She's not feeling well either?" I don't know if it has something to do with his plan, or is it a coincidence?
Guan Gu added: "She said it was caused by a cold..."
Zhanbo slapped his head: "That's right! I have this problem too, it seems that Meijia infected me. Recently, many people have this disease." He said, beating his chest and feet, as if in pain.
"What did you say?" Wan Yu stared at Zhan Bo, always feeling that his performance was too exaggerated. Could a patient still dance around like this?
Guan Gu suddenly remembered: "Zhanbo, you also have several aunts?"
Just when Zhanbo was in a daze about Guan Gu's question, Yifei and Meijia also came in from the door wrapped in nightgowns.
Yifei also covered her head and said weakly: "Ah, my head hurts!" It was exactly the same as Mijia just now.
Zhanbo asked nervously: "Sister! What's wrong with you?" He even completely forgot about his illness.
Yifei stared blankly: "Zhanbo?"
The two exclaimed together: "What are you doing in your nightgown? Are you sick? Yes, I'm infected."
Wan Yu felt dizzy, and said helplessly, "It really is conjoined twins."
At this time, Zi Qiao opened the door and came in, even wrapped in a nightgown.
Ziqiao covered her head and said in pain: "Ah, my head hurts, everyone is here!" Suddenly, among the 6 people, 4 of them were wearing nightgowns, "What the hell? Today's nightgown mobilization?"
"Okay, stop pretending. Take it all off for me." Yifei said, taking off her nightgown. Meijia hesitated, and took off her nightgown as well.
Seeing the enchanting attires of the two beauties in their nightgowns, Guan Gu exclaimed, "Huh? Are you doing magic?"
Yifei stares at Zhanbo closely, asking him to take off too.
Zhan Bo shyly said, "Sister... am I sick?"
Yifei stared angrily: "Can you take it off? If you don't, I'll pick you up. I haven't seen what you are doing."
Zhan Bo shyly took off his nightgown, revealing a handsome shirt with a wide open collar and a playful pink tie.
Guan Gu and Wan Yu looked at the crowd, stunned and speechless for a while.
Guan Gu asked cautiously, "Wow! Zhanbo, do you also perform magic tricks?"
Although Ziqiao was the instigator, his later development obviously far exceeded expectations, and his words were full of helplessness: "What is this for? Collective transformation?"
Yifei pierced the window paper: "Zi Qiao, stop pretending, we all know about the PARTY!"
Wan Yu and Guan Gu shouted together: "What PARTY?"
Yifei explained calmly: "Ziqiao wants to hold a secret party. It's still a membership system."
Wan Yu and Guan Gu yelled together again: "Oh my God! You lied to us?!"
Zhan Bo said weakly: "You two are also connected?"
Ziqiao didn't want to make things worse, so she hurriedly defended herself: "What PARTY. I just wanted to ask you for some medicine. I have a cold."
Guan Gu said naively: "Zi Qiao, take the medicine quickly, otherwise I will invite my aunt."
Yifei looked at Ziqiao with cross eyebrows: "Flicker, keep fooling. Meijia recruits everything." It was very similar to Zhao Benshan's sketch.
Meijia blurted out: "Nonsense, I didn't say anything about him collecting venue fees." Immediately realizing that she had slipped her mouth, she covered her mouth.Zi Qiao shook his head.
Yifei said fiercely: "The game is over. Ziqiao, take off your nightgown. Stop pretending."
Zi Qiao smiled wickedly: "Are you sure?"
Everyone's goal is locked at the same time: "That's right."
"Okay." Saying that, Zi Qiao unbuttoned her belt, revealing nothing inside.
Everyone screamed and closed their eyes: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Zi Qiao was naked and smirked on the spot.I said in my heart that you are unprofessional in pretending to be sick, and you can easily give away your lies, so why don't you take me to be professional?
Red and blue two-color balloons decorate the two suites and balconies. Large and small lights and colorful light sources strongly stimulate the carnival atmosphere.Everything is ready for the party.Zi Qiao and Zhan Bo stood at the door, Zhan Bo held three hundred Tang poems in his hand, and Zi Qiao ordered the last gorgeous wreath on the wall.
Zhanbo asked in bewilderment: "Zi Qiao, why do you want me to recite poems?"
Ziqiao leaned closer and whispered, "A few words that girls don't understand at critical moments can effectively enhance your charm." She snickered.
Like a wooden man, Zhanbo asked stupidly: "What does the legendary party look like? I only saw it when I was watching TV dramas." His words did not match the bright clothes he was wearing.
Zi Qiao rolled her eyes and said depressedly: "Ha, I've only seen a monster like you who has never been to a party before."
Ada walked in alone. Zhanbo greeted immediately: "Ada!" Ada raised her hand politely: "Hi!" Zi Qiao took a step forward, held the other party's hand, and introduced himself: "I'm Lu Xiaobu, welcome to our party, just like being at home, you don't have to be restrained at all." Listening to Zi Qiao's words, Ada was very excited: "Mr. Landlord, our Japanese branch just happened to have a meeting here. Many Japanese colleagues heard that there was a party and came, but I know you are a membership system, so..." Zhan Bo showed distress: "A lot of people?" Ada said shyly: "...Most of them are girls." Zi Qiao couldn't straighten her tongue in excitement: "Of course it is possible. Beauty is privileged all over the world. This is an international practice." Ada turned around and greeted the door: ".#$%#.$% (Japanese), come quickly, sisters." A group of fashionable Japanese and Korean girls flocked to the door, one by one from Ziqiao and Zhanbo Pass by and enter the house.Both men stared straight at each other. Ada pointed to a slim beauty beside her, and introduced: "Mr. Landlord, this is my friend——Anny." Holding a bottle of wine in her hand, Anny stood gracefully: "Hi, nice to meet you, Mr. Landlord." With red eyes, Ziqiao kissed the other party's outstretched hand like a gentleman: "Don't call me the landlord, just call me Xiaobu, in fact, I don't like to show off this identity, although I created this love apartment by myself. I hope every young person can find happiness here." Suddenly turning around, he yelled at Zhanbo, "Pay the rent, Zhanbo, or your happy time will come to an end. Haha." Zhan Bo is called a Han. Anny offered the wine with both hands: "This is a gift from me. Please accept it." Zi Qiao took it happily, and did not forget to tease: "Ha! You are too polite. As the saying goes: if you don't get drunk, everyone will get drunk, and you are willing to be a ghost under the skirt of a beautiful woman." Seeing Anny smiling like a flower, Zi Qiao continued, "We met by chance. It's all fate, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon! Anny, can I invite you to have a drink together?" Anny readily accepted: "Okay." Zi Qiao asked Anny to leave very naturally. Zhanbo watched Ziqiao leave, and found that Ada was the only one left, so he hurriedly adjusted his attire: "Ada, hello." He smiled obscenely. Ada looked left and right: "Your landlord is very handsome, and seems to have a lot of connotations." Zhanbo seemed to be reciting his lines: "What a coincidence, I ran into you here." He didn't have any awareness of revising outdated lines according to local conditions. Ada was a little embarrassed: "Heh, didn't you invite me here?" Zhanbo had nothing to say: "Oh, don't you think we are destined? We always take the same elevator to work!" Ada was a little impatient: "Because there is only one elevator in the building." Zhanbo could only use his strongest move: "Oh, really! Ada, you look beautiful today." Ada finally smiled a little: "Thank you." Zhanbo felt that the time was right, and began to confess: "The first time I saw you, I felt as if the silver bottle burst into water and flew straight down three thousand feet. It used to be difficult for water..." looked down at the cheat sheet in his hand , "Excluding Wushan is not a cloud!" Ada couldn't bear it anymore, and murmured: "It's the best." She walked away. Zhanbo was dumbfounded. The balconies of the two suites are connected together, providing an excellent space for the party to enjoy the moon outside.Ziqiao and the others carefully placed a small round table in the middle, with party food, juice and ordinary glasses on it, which looked warm and romantic. Guan Gu came to the balcony from the suite, trying to get some air.A Japanese girl saw Guan Gu and recognized him. Japanese girl A: "(Japanese) Guan Gu is amazing?!" Guan Gu looked back and replied happily: "(Japanese) Yes." Japanese girl A: "(Japanese) ah ah ah ah! Guan Gu, Guan Gu." The girl was very happy and screamed, and the other two girls came together. Japanese Girl A "(Japanese) Why are you here, Seki-kun!" Guan Gu pointed to his feet: "(Japanese) I live here!" He thought ecstatically: "I didn't expect me to be so popular, yada (Japanese)!" Japanese Girl A: "(Japanese) Really? Great. Did you know? We've been reading your manga since we were 10 years old!" Guan Gu was very pleased, but also a little regretful: "(Japanese) Thank you. But I haven't published manga for a long time." Japanese Girl A: "(Japanese) So, we all like Takeshi Kaneshiro now!" The three girls shouted and jumped: "wooo! Takeshi Kaneshiro! Takeshi Kaneshiro! Takeshi Kaneshiro!" Sekiya was very depressed, so he said firmly: "(in Japanese) wait a minute! I promise, I will definitely return to the manga industry. I will definitely make you like me!" Japanese girl B: "(Japanese) But, the "Tokyo Daily" said that you have a terminal illness." The expression was tense, and I don't know if the pain of Sekiya was mentioned. Guan Gu said angrily: "(Japanese) is simply spreading rumors." Japanese girl C: "(Japanese) My sister is still waiting for your new work." "(Japanese) Don't wait any longer. Today I am here to announce my official comeback to the Japanese manga industry. This is my latest work "The Last Robot." Sekiya said and distributed the manga manuscripts to everyone. I had already planned to find friends in the party, so I took it with me. After everyone saw it, they frowned and shook their heads. Guan Gu carefully asked: "(Japanese) Do you like it?" Japanese girl A said bluntly: "(in Japanese) are you really Seki-kun?" Guan Gu was puzzled: "(Japanese) what?" Japanese girl B went on to scold: "(Japanese) robot! It's so boring." Guan Gu's expression was very hurt: "(Japanese)?" Japanese girl C hurt him more directly: "(in Japanese) I'd better tell my sister that Guan Gu is terminally ill, otherwise she will cry." Guan Gu looked at the starry sky in great disappointment. Zhan Bo walked to the coffee table with a sad face.Yifei was striking up a conversation with a handsome guy, she turned around and said, "What's wrong? Zhanbo." Zhan Bo said weakly, "I've been despised again." Yifei took it for granted and comforted: "What's so great, failure is success damn it!" Zhan Bo was even more angry when he thought about it: "I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant." Wan Yu walked by, holding many square napkins in her hands. Zhan Bo stretched out his hand: "Wan Yu. Give me a tissue, I want to cry." Wan Yu smiled and said, "I've used all of these." Zhan Bo was taken aback: "Are you crying because no one cares about you?" Wan Yu didn't bother: "Why, there are phone numbers on it." Zhanbo was stunned: "Huh?" Wan Yu showed them that each napkin had a phone number on it, and it was written in a large size for easy reading. Yifei said enviously, "Everyone left it for you? What did you do?" Wan Yu replied lightly: "I didn't do anything, I just stood there, and boys kept coming over and asking me for a phone number. They insisted on leaving me their numbers. Here!" gestured for the booty in her hand. Yifei resented because of jealousy: "Wan Yu, 'flies don't bite seamless eggs'. It means you have to pay attention to your image," she suddenly whispered, "Hey, give me a little bit later." Wan Yu walked away with a smile. Yifei once again comforted Zhanbo with optimism: "Don't be like this, brother, cheer up. Look around, there are so many beautiful girls here. My brother is also a good-looking person, and he will definitely find a crack!" Zhanbo replied distressedly: "Do you think I look like a fly?" Yifei said solemnly: "I swear you look great today!" Zhanbo tidied his clothes happily: "Really?" Yifei added: "As long as you don't speak." Zhanbo was immediately discouraged: "Uh~~sister!" Yifei hurriedly urged Zhanbo to act quickly: "Just kidding. Go ahead, go attack, strike up a conversation, and ask for a phone call! As a man, this is a compulsory course for you. This matter is extremely urgent, and you can't wait for a moment. .” In fact, she herself didn’t want to waste time. Zhanbo is still twitching: "But I have no experience at all." Yifei pointed at Wanyu: "Wanyu has no experience at all. Take a look, take a look." Wan Yu passed by with a larger stack of napkins. Zhan Bo looked at Wan Yu with admiration: "Wan Yu, do you have any secrets?" Wan Yu said cheerfully: "Well... this... I don't know either. Maybe... this may be similar to stocks. The Chinese say: 'Buy up and not buy down'. The more your market goes up, the more people buy it. On the contrary, if no one cares about you all the time, no one will buy it. So, the more phones I have, the more people will give it to me, even without talking. It’s as simple as that.” Said a boy came over with a napkin. The man said to Wan Yu: "Miss, this is my phone number." Wan Yu accepted it. "I understand." Zhan Bo summoned up his courage and walked away. Yifei whispered to Wan Yu, "He should watch "Meeting on Saturday" more instead of always listening to "Your Moon, My Heart." 宛瑜忽然想到：“是啊。对了，曾老师人呢？没看到他。” 一菲奇怪地说：“你没跟他说吗？” 宛瑜愣住。 两人同时惊叫：“我以为你会通知他的！” 话说小贤这边，一个人孤独地坐在小剧场的第一排。他环顾一下左右，就他一个人，显得非常尴尬。 “见鬼了，人呢？” 暗灯了。 报幕员介绍：“文艺表演现在开始。今天为我们演出的是退休老人赵大宝。赵老先生热爱京剧，同样热爱流行文化，为此专门创作了这段新编多媒体京剧——加勒比海盗。赵老先生为了这次表演，艰苦排练了3个月，为此都病倒了。” 小贤打电话回公寓，无人接听，这时台下一片唏嘘。 小贤自言自语：“是不是不演了？” 报幕员像听到小贤的疑问般，立刻给出答案：“不过，他今天特别要求带病演出，让我们为赵老的精神鼓掌！” Everyone applauds.曾小贤站起来想开溜。 报幕员突然警告：“为配合演出，请大家关闭手机，演出中不要随便走动。特别是您，先生。”追光打在曾小贤身上，小贤非常尴尬。 小贤灵机一动，掰掰屁股下面的椅子，说：“这个椅子坏了，我换一个，呵呵。”然后在旁边的椅子上老实坐下，追光灯才放过他。 灯亮起，京剧音乐起。一个老人打扮得和加勒比海盗里的杰克船长一模一样，推着一个盐水瓶架子就出来了，颤颤悠悠。 小贤表情惊诧，自言自语：“Oh My God。” 观众连身叫：“好！好！” 鼓点响起，是轻京剧《堂堂正正的中国人》配乐。 赵老开唱：“我是——杰克史帕罗~~加勒比海盗就是我。黑珍珠号呀扬帆远航，听我把传奇故事来诉说~~” 观众应声叫道：“好！好！” 曾小贤目瞪口呆，神经紧张。 party上，又有一个女孩子坐在关谷面前，关谷拿出漫画，女孩子立刻走了。 关谷带着哭腔说：“别走啊！大家都觉得我的漫画很无聊吗？” Ada悄悄走过来：“机器人漫画都过时了。” 关谷竖起耳朵：“为什么？” Ada提点到：“现在什么都流行真人版的。《变形金刚》、《机械战警》，你真out！”说完，不屑地走了。 关谷一屁股呆呆地坐下，郁闷地自言自语：“真人版有什么好的。”说着，自己模仿了一下机器人的动作，喝了一口饮料。 突然传来笑声和尖叫声，关谷转头看去，刚才的日本女孩三人组正向他冲过来。 日本女孩甲兴奋地说：“（日语）看！关谷君好可爱哦。” 日本女孩乙捏了捏关谷的手臂：“（日语）是啊是啊，机器人啊！” 日本女孩甲抢过关谷手里的画稿：“（日语）关谷君，你能给我签个名吗——在你的漫画上！”真诚的眼神像在祈求关谷。 关谷这回开心了。脑海中浮现出一个生动的画面：自己正在模仿机器人的动作，自言自语地说：“我是关谷一号，我没有得绝症，我还是那么受欢迎，哈哈哈，哈哈哈——” 回到现实，关谷机敏地摆出机器人的造型：“（日语）可以，不过，我需要有人给我的齿轮上点润滑油。” 女孩子们纷纷尖叫，给他浑身按摩。 关谷开始用机器人的动作，给她们签字，心里美滋滋的。 子乔那边，正拿着酒瓶、酒杯和Anny柔情蜜意，相谈甚欢。 Anny充满爱意地说：“嗬嗬，你这么有才华，是不是有时候感觉怀才不遇？” 子乔单手支撑墙壁，把Anny围在眼前：“没关系……怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。” Anny嘴角上扬：“失陪一下，我去补妆。” 子乔得意地四下张望。突然看到不远处，美嘉正在很疯地和一个男孩子打招呼，说话手舞足蹈，蹦蹦跳跳。 子乔赶紧上前拉过美嘉：“你稍微控制一下好不好。” “好多帅哥啊！”美嘉对远处一个男孩子喊，“我爱你~~”送出飞吻。 子乔烦躁地说：“早知道就不该让你来。你要把所有人都吓走？” 美嘉不服气：“你你，只准州官放火，不许美女点灯啊！” 子乔气更不打一处来：“不用我放火，你已经可以自燃了。” “好了好了。我控制，控制。可是那些日本女孩比我还疯。”美嘉指了指关谷那边，关谷在学机器人的动作，好多女孩都在摸关谷的脸，敲他的身体。 子乔一下子振作起来：“美嘉，你过去帮我问问关谷：'美女，你今天真漂亮。'用日语怎么说。” 美嘉假装顺从地说：“哦，知道了。” 子乔表扬：“真乖。” 美嘉走开，子乔打开酒瓶，自斟自饮。 “哇！”子乔飘飘欲仙。 这边，展博从橱柜里拿着了一叠餐巾纸，捻开，像扑克牌一样，拿在手上，自我展示。 “好！买涨不买跌。”展博自言自语，挺胸收腹头抬高，左手拿着一杯饮料，右手拿着餐巾纸，缓缓地在房间里走动，动作极其古怪。几个客人回头看到了展博，随手就从展博手上拿了几张餐巾纸在擦衣服。展博完全没有准备，瞪大眼睛愣在那里。 男客人把脏的纸巾又放回了展博手里：“谢谢你，服务员。” “这个……我……你。”展博半天说不出话来。 男客人安慰道：“哦，我明白了。”从口袋里掏出一张10元的钞票，塞进了展博的口袋。 展博快要崩溃。 男客人随手拿走了展博手上的饮料，走开了。 展博愣在原地。 这时，Ada转过身来，看到展博的样子，惊叫道：“展博。” 展博用一只手热情地打招呼：“Ada！” “搞了半天你是服务员啊。你还骗我说你住在这里。不要脸。”Ada愤愤离去。 展博回到宛瑜和一菲身边，还是愁眉苦脸。 一菲扬起笑容问道：“怎么样？要到电话了。” 展博脸拉得更长：“我的餐巾纸都被拿光了，而且还被Ada误以为是这里的服务生，我怎么这么倒霉。”说罢，抱头做痛哭状。 宛瑜安慰道：“展博。别难过。” 一菲看到他的衬衣口袋里有一张小费钞票露出来，把它拿了出来展示：“是啊，别难过，至少你不是一无所获！” 展博被激得更加绝望：“看来我是没救了，早知道我应该去看《加勒比海盗》的。” 宛瑜拿出一叠扑克：“展博，抽张牌，我帮你算算今天的桃花运。” 展博抽了一张牌。 一菲把牌反过来：“红桃3。” 宛瑜略一迟疑，忽然说：“嗯……你今天的桃花运应该在……厕所！” 展博惊诧：“厕所？！”回头看到厕所旁边站着一个可爱的女生，正在左顾右盼。 一菲崇拜地问：“你怎么知道的？” 宛瑜指着牌面：“这个……你看呀，三颗红心的箭头是不是都指着哪边？” 展博、一菲恍然大悟：“哦！” 宛瑜鼓励道：“上去试试，我保证你一定能要到她的电话。” 展博下定决心：“要是再不成，我就去看《加勒比海盗》了。” 宛瑜笑眯眯地催促：“去吧去吧去吧。” 展博走到了那个女孩身边：“你好。小姐。我……” 女孩回头直接说：“你要电话吗？” 展博愣住：“啊？” 女孩再次询问：“你要我的电话号码吗？” 展博弱弱地问：“你怎么知道？” “我今天卡片没带，我抄给你吧。”展博伸出手去，女孩利索地拿出笔，把电话留在了展博的手上，展博抬起头，朝宛瑜、一菲作兴奋状。 一菲傻眼了：“这都可以？你也太准了吧！赛半仙啊！” 宛瑜坏笑着说：“哪里啊！她已经给了很多人外卖电话了。你看，4008—123—123。”说着举起一张纸巾。 一菲露出惊恐的神情：“送外卖的？！” 剧场里，曾小贤依旧聚精会神地看着。台上演到，杰克船长正要和邪恶的英国军官决斗。 赵老用京剧腔念白：“呆！小贼，看我杰克船长与你决一死战！哇呀呀呀呀呀。”说着从腰间拔出一把弯刀，“刷”的一下挥舞，把打点滴的罐子给割断了，赵老依旧非常敬业地用京剧腔念白，“哎呀！我地胰岛素管子断了！这可如——何是好啊！救命啊啊啊啊。”说完轰然倒地。 舞台熄灯，后台工作人员上去帮忙抬赵老，前排观众站起，剧场一片慌乱。 曾小贤左顾右盼，乘乱离开。 美嘉走到关谷身边，从人堆里把他拉出来。 “关谷，问你个事情。” 关谷还在作机器人状：“什么事？请说，我的电池快没了。”声音也在模仿电子模拟声。 美嘉烦躁地说：“你脑子短路了啊？” 关谷依然作机器人状：“我的芯片是集成的。一般不会短路。” 美嘉郁闷爆发似的大喊：“我有疱疹，日语怎么说。” 关谷猛然清醒：“你有疱疹？！” 美嘉不耐烦地说：“你说呢！子乔让我问你的。” 关谷总算明白：“噢~他真不当心。”为其难过。 美嘉催促道：“快告诉我啦。” 关谷脱口而出：“！？#$？$#%？#$%（日语）。” 美嘉满意地回去：“哦，谢谢。” 关谷在后面提醒：“你小心传染，不过我没关系，因为我是机器人，哈哈哈，哈哈哈。”又开始白痴似的练习机器人的动作。 一帮女孩围过来继续要求签名。 美嘉在阳台找到子乔，子乔正在喝酒，醉眼惺忪。 美嘉笑得甜甜地说：“我帮你问过关谷了，看到女孩子你这么说：'？#$！？#$'（日语：我有疱疹）。” 子乔醉醺醺地复述：“'？$#？#$%。'谢谢啦！”完全没有怀疑。 美嘉小心翼翼地问道：“你喝酒了。” 子乔晃晃荡荡地说：“一点点。这酒真不错。美嘉，帮我拿个杯子去。” 美嘉指指旁边，一个杯子就倒扣在桌上。“喏！那不就有一个吗？” 子乔过去底朝天拿起杯子：“咦？这个杯子怎么连口都没开？”敲了敲杯子底部。 美嘉没好气：“你反了。” 子乔又把杯子正过来：“哦欧！不但没口，连底都没有！”抬头看到了展博晃到了阳台。展博正在看身上的电话号码，傻笑。 “喂！美嘉！你怎么突然有胸了。”子乔一手按上去。 展博甩开他的手：“是我。子乔。”美嘉在一旁凶神恶煞地看着。 子乔摇摇手：“哦，我想呢。你杵在这里干什么。” “宛瑜帮我算出了今天的桃花方位。你看，我已经有收获了。”展博说着伸出手给子乔看电话号码。 子乔念叨：“4008—123—123？这个号码我好像见过……” “哦？”展博很担心子乔已经向那个女孩伸过了魔爪。 子乔果然开口：“……说不定我和这个女孩也有过一段浪漫情缘！”展博一身冷汗。 美嘉鄙视地说：“那是必胜客的外卖电话！” “我当然知道，开个玩笑嘛，别以为我喝醉了，我还会唱呢。”子乔学着薛家凝的腔调。“'800 820 8820DHC叮'。” 美嘉摇了摇头离开了。 展博感到羞耻：“我还是去看加勒比海盗吧。” 子乔一把拦住他：“喂！你是今天party的主人。你看，party多热闹，有地球人、地球男人、地球女人、中国女人、日本女人……还有你个孬种~我还从来没看到过这么孬种的，自己开的party都想溜。” 展博哭丧着脸说：“我不是孬种。” 子乔很满意：“不是孬种，那你害怕什么？！”再刺激一下。 展博坚定地回答：“没有。” “瞧，10点钟方向就有一个美女。”子乔说着指向2点钟方向。 展博提醒：“你这是2点钟方向。” 子乔狡辩：“笨，我说的是晚上10点。” 展博看出来了：“你晕了吧。” 子乔歪着脑袋：“好吧。2点钟方向。展博，这就是下一个目标。快，过去试试。”这次总算指对了。 展博连连摇头：“不行，我还是算了吧，我连人家的名字不知道，我不想再做傻子了。”转身想逃。 子乔语调深沉地说：“哦！现在我知道为什么没人理你了。你的内心深处一直隐藏着一种恐惧感！” 展博立即反抗：“胡说。” 子乔却继续嘲笑：“你害怕再失败。你每次跟女孩子说话，总在想着，我要是被拒绝该有多惨多没面子，你怎么会成功，啊？” 展博被说到了要害，默不作声。 子乔又喝了一杯：“勇敢点。怕什么，这就好像是停在你面前的一辆火车，列车员问你：'小伙子，要上车吗？'然后你就问，'这车去哪儿？车上有座位吗？下一站什么时候到？'火车早就开走了，然后你就只能等下一辆了。可是下一趟火车你还会碰到一样的问题。等了很久发现别人都到西伯利亚了，你还在站台上。管他呢，上去啊。火车是朝前开的。去哪儿不重要，关键是窗外的风景。等你下了火车你就会感谢我的，因为到时候哪怕是一架飞机停在你面前，你也会二话不说往上跳的。因为你嫌火车太慢了。哈哈——”子乔一通慷慨陈词之后，看看杯子，“哦你爷爷的这杯子里装的什么玩意？！” “好吧。我去试一下。不过就这一次。我会向你们证明，我不是孬种。”说着，展博也一口气喝了一杯。 子乔在后面穷开心：“加油，去吧，奥特曼。Soar！” 展博拉了个长凳子坐在女孩子的面前：“我叫展博。” Maria：“Maria.”回答只有一个词，显得很谨慎。 展博借着酒劲，口无遮拦地说：“你很漂亮，身材也很棒。这一点和我姐姐有得一拼。” Maria做疑惑状。 展博知道有点歧义，解释说：“你误会了，我不是想说你很老。我只是想说你的身材很好。因为在我印象里，我姐姐的身材是最好的。你知道，我好几次看到她的背影都会有莫名其妙的冲动。” 旁边，子乔一口酒喷了出来。 展博知道自己又说错了，赶紧解释：“你误会了。我不是变态，我不会暗恋我的姐姐，这只是一种比喻。其实我妈的身材也不错。不过我妈个子要比你高一点。哦，我不是说你矮。我的意思是……我的意思是……”越说越乱，越说越急。 Maria继续做疑惑状。 “好吧，你完全不用急着来羞辱我，我知道我很不擅长和女孩子搭讪。你不用拿饮料泼我，我自己泼。”展博说着拿饮料往自己脸上一泼。 Maria掩嘴笑着，温柔地说：“$%—%＃—！（日语：我不会说中文，我是日本人，不过你很可爱哦！）”然后拿出纸巾，含情脉脉地帮展博擦拭脸上的饮料。 展博惊喜：“nani！（日语）” 子乔上前惊叹地说：“哇，这样也可以啊！” 展博激动朝子乔呐喊：“我做到了！” 子乔又开始他的陈词滥调：“我就说你可以的。上了火车的感觉是不是很好啊！我告诉你，下一站——机场！上了飞机，你就会有云里雾里的感觉，你们俩的关系就一日千里了，哈哈哈——我都在说什么呀，我爱死这酒了！”又喝了一口。 展博一把搂过子乔：“给你介绍我的朋友——Maria。”好像很熟似的。 子乔红着脸点头：“噢哈哟。” Maria鞠躬回礼：“噢哈哟！你会说日语？（这句是中文，大概她只会这一句。）” 子乔来劲了，马上现学现卖：“是啊！'#%$！？#$%（日语：我有疱疹）'。” Maria没听清：“啊？！” “#%$！？#$%。”子乔指了指展博和自己，又高高兴兴地重复一遍。 Maria做了一个很恶心的表情，跑了出去。 展博瞪大了眼睛逼视着子乔。 一菲和宛瑜倚在吧台边上。 一菲环视四周，发现都是男人，得意状：“宛瑜啊，有没有听说过'派对台风中心论'？” 宛瑜摇头：“没听过，什么意思。” 一菲气焰嚣张地说：“意思就是，在任何情况下，美女一定是party的核心。就好像台风的台风眼。台风眼的美女只要安静的坐着就行，而男孩子都会自觉不自觉地以这个圆心扩散开去分布，他们为了和核心的美女说话，都会费尽心机，你看，那边两个刚才还互相敌视，就好像台风眼周围的旋风，电闪雷鸣。就像现在这样。” 宛瑜也看了一圈四周。 一菲接着说：“同理可证，在party核心的一定就是大美女了，比如现在这个吧台的位置，哈哈哈哈。” 宛瑜得意地说：“谢谢——咦，可是你也在这里不是很奇怪吗？” 一菲狠狠瞪眼看着她：“哼，奇怪？我要是移动一下，情况就要发生变化了咯。” 宛瑜挑衅地说：“真的吗？” 一菲自信地反击：“你别怪我打击你，宛瑜。我可要真的移动了哦。”关系再好的女伴，只要是碰上了吸引力的问题，都会争个头破血流。 宛瑜微笑点头。 一菲再次警告：“我真的移动了哦！” 突然，人头骚动，所有人都被吸引到了另一间房间。 一菲觉得奇怪：“怎么了？出什么事了？” 宛瑜幸灾乐祸地说：“阿欧！重心转移了。” “靠，我们都没动啊，怎么可能！去看看！”一菲带领宛瑜一探究竟去。 另一间客厅里，音乐大作，人头济济，一个女孩子正在茶几上热舞，茶几不停地颤动。周围好多男孩子在围观。 一菲醋意大发：“你爷爷的。我才是这里的主人。居然抢我的风头。” 宛瑜在一旁煽风点火：“看来'派对台风中心论'要修改了，台风眼的美女越HIGH，台风破坏力越大。” “跳舞？我跳舞的时候这小丫头片子还不知道在哪儿混呢？”胡一菲大怒，脱掉外套，露出一套劲爆的短装，立即跳上茶几边的沙发椅。在狭小的空间里，两人开始飚舞。胡一菲的每一个动作都要强过跳舞的女孩。一
Ada walked in alone. Zhanbo greeted immediately: "Ada!" Ada raised her hand politely: "Hi!" Zi Qiao took a step forward, held the other party's hand, and introduced himself: "I'm Lu Xiaobu, welcome to our party, just like being at home, you don't have to be restrained at all." Listening to Zi Qiao's words, Ada was very excited: "Mr. Landlord, our Japanese branch just happened to have a meeting here. Many Japanese colleagues heard that there was a party and came, but I know you are a membership system, so..." Zhan Bo showed distress: "A lot of people?" Ada said shyly: "...Most of them are girls." Zi Qiao couldn't straighten her tongue in excitement: "Of course it is possible. Beauty is privileged all over the world. This is an international practice." Ada turned around and greeted the door: ".#$%#.$% (Japanese), come quickly, sisters." A group of fashionable Japanese and Korean girls flocked to the door, one by one from Ziqiao and Zhanbo Pass by and enter the house.Both men stared straight at each other. Ada pointed to a slim beauty beside her, and introduced: "Mr. Landlord, this is my friend——Anny." Holding a bottle of wine in her hand, Anny stood gracefully: "Hi, nice to meet you, Mr. Landlord." With red eyes, Ziqiao kissed the other party's outstretched hand like a gentleman: "Don't call me the landlord, just call me Xiaobu, in fact, I don't like to show off this identity, although I created this love apartment by myself. I hope every young person can find happiness here." Suddenly turning around, he yelled at Zhanbo, "Pay the rent, Zhanbo, or your happy time will come to an end. Haha." Zhan Bo is called a Han. Anny offered the wine with both hands: "This is a gift from me. Please accept it." Zi Qiao took it happily, and did not forget to tease: "Ha! You are too polite. As the saying goes: if you don't get drunk, everyone will get drunk, and you are willing to be a ghost under the skirt of a beautiful woman." Seeing Anny smiling like a flower, Zi Qiao continued, "We met by chance. It's all fate, don't let the golden cup be empty to the moon! Anny, can I invite you to have a drink together?" Anny readily accepted: "Okay." Zi Qiao asked Anny to leave very naturally. Zhanbo watched Ziqiao leave, and found that Ada was the only one left, so he hurriedly adjusted his attire: "Ada, hello." He smiled obscenely. Ada looked left and right: "Your landlord is very handsome, and seems to have a lot of connotations." Zhanbo seemed to be reciting his lines: "What a coincidence, I ran into you here." He didn't have any awareness of revising outdated lines according to local conditions. Ada was a little embarrassed: "Heh, didn't you invite me here?" Zhanbo had nothing to say: "Oh, don't you think we are destined? We always take the same elevator to work!" Ada was a little impatient: "Because there is only one elevator in the building." Zhanbo could only use his strongest move: "Oh, really! Ada, you look beautiful today." Ada finally smiled a little: "Thank you." Zhanbo felt that the time was right, and began to confess: "The first time I saw you, I felt as if the silver bottle burst into water and flew straight down three thousand feet. It used to be difficult for water..." looked down at the cheat sheet in his hand , "Excluding Wushan is not a cloud!" Ada couldn't bear it anymore, and murmured: "It's the best." She walked away. Zhanbo was dumbfounded. The balconies of the two suites are connected together, providing an excellent space for the party to enjoy the moon outside.Ziqiao and the others carefully placed a small round table in the middle, with party food, juice and ordinary glasses on it, which looked warm and romantic. Guan Gu came to the balcony from the suite, trying to get some air.A Japanese girl saw Guan Gu and recognized him. Japanese girl A: "(Japanese) Guan Gu is amazing?!" Guan Gu looked back and replied happily: "(Japanese) Yes." Japanese girl A: "(Japanese) ah ah ah ah! Guan Gu, Guan Gu." The girl was very happy and screamed, and the other two girls came together. Japanese Girl A "(Japanese) Why are you here, Seki-kun!" Guan Gu pointed to his feet: "(Japanese) I live here!" He thought ecstatically: "I didn't expect me to be so popular, yada (Japanese)!" Japanese Girl A: "(Japanese) Really? Great. Did you know? We've been reading your manga since we were 10 years old!" Guan Gu was very pleased, but also a little regretful: "(Japanese) Thank you. But I haven't published manga for a long time." Japanese Girl A: "(Japanese) So, we all like Takeshi Kaneshiro now!" The three girls shouted and jumped: "wooo! Takeshi Kaneshiro! Takeshi Kaneshiro! Takeshi Kaneshiro!" Sekiya was very depressed, so he said firmly: "(in Japanese) wait a minute! I promise, I will definitely return to the manga industry. I will definitely make you like me!" Japanese girl B: "(Japanese) But, the "Tokyo Daily" said that you have a terminal illness." The expression was tense, and I don't know if the pain of Sekiya was mentioned. Guan Gu said angrily: "(Japanese) is simply spreading rumors." Japanese girl C: "(Japanese) My sister is still waiting for your new work." "(Japanese) Don't wait any longer. Today I am here to announce my official comeback to the Japanese manga industry. This is my latest work "The Last Robot." Sekiya said and distributed the manga manuscripts to everyone. I had already planned to find friends in the party, so I took it with me. After everyone saw it, they frowned and shook their heads. Guan Gu carefully asked: "(Japanese) Do you like it?" Japanese girl A said bluntly: "(in Japanese) are you really Seki-kun?" Guan Gu was puzzled: "(Japanese) what?" Japanese girl B went on to scold: "(Japanese) robot! It's so boring." Guan Gu's expression was very hurt: "(Japanese)?" Japanese girl C hurt him more directly: "(in Japanese) I'd better tell my sister that Guan Gu is terminally ill, otherwise she will cry." Guan Gu looked at the starry sky in great disappointment. Zhan Bo walked to the coffee table with a sad face.Yifei was striking up a conversation with a handsome guy, she turned around and said, "What's wrong? Zhanbo." Zhan Bo said weakly, "I've been despised again." Yifei took it for granted and comforted: "What's so great, failure is success damn it!" Zhan Bo was even more angry when he thought about it: "I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant." Wan Yu walked by, holding many square napkins in her hands. Zhan Bo stretched out his hand: "Wan Yu. Give me a tissue, I want to cry." Wan Yu smiled and said, "I've used all of these." Zhan Bo was taken aback: "Are you crying because no one cares about you?" Wan Yu didn't bother: "Why, there are phone numbers on it." Zhanbo was stunned: "Huh?" Wan Yu showed them that each napkin had a phone number on it, and it was written in a large size for easy reading. Yifei said enviously, "Everyone left it for you? What did you do?" Wan Yu replied lightly: "I didn't do anything, I just stood there, and boys kept coming over and asking me for a phone number. They insisted on leaving me their numbers. Here!" gestured for the booty in her hand. Yifei resented because of jealousy: "Wan Yu, 'flies don't bite seamless eggs'. It means you have to pay attention to your image," she suddenly whispered, "Hey, give me a little bit later." Wan Yu walked away with a smile. Yifei once again comforted Zhanbo with optimism: "Don't be like this, brother, cheer up. Look around, there are so many beautiful girls here. My brother is also a good-looking person, and he will definitely find a crack!" Zhanbo replied distressedly: "Do you think I look like a fly?" Yifei said solemnly: "I swear you look great today!" Zhanbo tidied his clothes happily: "Really?" Yifei added: "As long as you don't speak." Zhanbo was immediately discouraged: "Uh~~sister!" Yifei hurriedly urged Zhanbo to act quickly: "Just kidding. Go ahead, go attack, strike up a conversation, and ask for a phone call! As a man, this is a compulsory course for you. This matter is extremely urgent, and you can't wait for a moment. .” In fact, she herself didn’t want to waste time. Zhanbo is still twitching: "But I have no experience at all." Yifei pointed at Wanyu: "Wanyu has no experience at all. Take a look, take a look." Wan Yu passed by with a larger stack of napkins. Zhan Bo looked at Wan Yu with admiration: "Wan Yu, do you have any secrets?" Wan Yu said cheerfully: "Well... this... I don't know either. Maybe... this may be similar to stocks. The Chinese say: 'Buy up and not buy down'. The more your market goes up, the more people buy it. On the contrary, if no one cares about you all the time, no one will buy it. So, the more phones I have, the more people will give it to me, even without talking. It’s as simple as that.” Said a boy came over with a napkin. The man said to Wan Yu: "Miss, this is my phone number." Wan Yu accepted it. "I understand." Zhan Bo summoned up his courage and walked away. Yifei whispered to Wan Yu, "He should watch "Meeting on Saturday" more instead of always listening to "Your Moon, My Heart." 宛瑜忽然想到：“是啊。对了，曾老师人呢？没看到他。” 一菲奇怪地说：“你没跟他说吗？” 宛瑜愣住。 两人同时惊叫：“我以为你会通知他的！” 话说小贤这边，一个人孤独地坐在小剧场的第一排。他环顾一下左右，就他一个人，显得非常尴尬。 “见鬼了，人呢？” 暗灯了。 报幕员介绍：“文艺表演现在开始。今天为我们演出的是退休老人赵大宝。赵老先生热爱京剧，同样热爱流行文化，为此专门创作了这段新编多媒体京剧——加勒比海盗。赵老先生为了这次表演，艰苦排练了3个月，为此都病倒了。” 小贤打电话回公寓，无人接听，这时台下一片唏嘘。 小贤自言自语：“是不是不演了？” 报幕员像听到小贤的疑问般，立刻给出答案：“不过，他今天特别要求带病演出，让我们为赵老的精神鼓掌！” Everyone applauds.曾小贤站起来想开溜。 报幕员突然警告：“为配合演出，请大家关闭手机，演出中不要随便走动。特别是您，先生。”追光打在曾小贤身上，小贤非常尴尬。 小贤灵机一动，掰掰屁股下面的椅子，说：“这个椅子坏了，我换一个，呵呵。”然后在旁边的椅子上老实坐下，追光灯才放过他。 灯亮起，京剧音乐起。一个老人打扮得和加勒比海盗里的杰克船长一模一样，推着一个盐水瓶架子就出来了，颤颤悠悠。 小贤表情惊诧，自言自语：“Oh My God。” 观众连身叫：“好！好！” 鼓点响起，是轻京剧《堂堂正正的中国人》配乐。 赵老开唱：“我是——杰克史帕罗~~加勒比海盗就是我。黑珍珠号呀扬帆远航，听我把传奇故事来诉说~~” 观众应声叫道：“好！好！” 曾小贤目瞪口呆，神经紧张。 party上，又有一个女孩子坐在关谷面前，关谷拿出漫画，女孩子立刻走了。 关谷带着哭腔说：“别走啊！大家都觉得我的漫画很无聊吗？” Ada悄悄走过来：“机器人漫画都过时了。” 关谷竖起耳朵：“为什么？” Ada提点到：“现在什么都流行真人版的。《变形金刚》、《机械战警》，你真out！”说完，不屑地走了。 关谷一屁股呆呆地坐下，郁闷地自言自语：“真人版有什么好的。”说着，自己模仿了一下机器人的动作，喝了一口饮料。 突然传来笑声和尖叫声，关谷转头看去，刚才的日本女孩三人组正向他冲过来。 日本女孩甲兴奋地说：“（日语）看！关谷君好可爱哦。” 日本女孩乙捏了捏关谷的手臂：“（日语）是啊是啊，机器人啊！” 日本女孩甲抢过关谷手里的画稿：“（日语）关谷君，你能给我签个名吗——在你的漫画上！”真诚的眼神像在祈求关谷。 关谷这回开心了。脑海中浮现出一个生动的画面：自己正在模仿机器人的动作，自言自语地说：“我是关谷一号，我没有得绝症，我还是那么受欢迎，哈哈哈，哈哈哈——” 回到现实，关谷机敏地摆出机器人的造型：“（日语）可以，不过，我需要有人给我的齿轮上点润滑油。” 女孩子们纷纷尖叫，给他浑身按摩。 关谷开始用机器人的动作，给她们签字，心里美滋滋的。 子乔那边，正拿着酒瓶、酒杯和Anny柔情蜜意，相谈甚欢。 Anny充满爱意地说：“嗬嗬，你这么有才华，是不是有时候感觉怀才不遇？” 子乔单手支撑墙壁，把Anny围在眼前：“没关系……怀才就像怀孕，时间久了才能让人看出来。” Anny嘴角上扬：“失陪一下，我去补妆。” 子乔得意地四下张望。突然看到不远处，美嘉正在很疯地和一个男孩子打招呼，说话手舞足蹈，蹦蹦跳跳。 子乔赶紧上前拉过美嘉：“你稍微控制一下好不好。” “好多帅哥啊！”美嘉对远处一个男孩子喊，“我爱你~~”送出飞吻。 子乔烦躁地说：“早知道就不该让你来。你要把所有人都吓走？” 美嘉不服气：“你你，只准州官放火，不许美女点灯啊！” 子乔气更不打一处来：“不用我放火，你已经可以自燃了。” “好了好了。我控制，控制。可是那些日本女孩比我还疯。”美嘉指了指关谷那边，关谷在学机器人的动作，好多女孩都在摸关谷的脸，敲他的身体。 子乔一下子振作起来：“美嘉，你过去帮我问问关谷：'美女，你今天真漂亮。'用日语怎么说。” 美嘉假装顺从地说：“哦，知道了。” 子乔表扬：“真乖。” 美嘉走开，子乔打开酒瓶，自斟自饮。 “哇！”子乔飘飘欲仙。 这边，展博从橱柜里拿着了一叠餐巾纸，捻开，像扑克牌一样，拿在手上，自我展示。 “好！买涨不买跌。”展博自言自语，挺胸收腹头抬高，左手拿着一杯饮料，右手拿着餐巾纸，缓缓地在房间里走动，动作极其古怪。几个客人回头看到了展博，随手就从展博手上拿了几张餐巾纸在擦衣服。展博完全没有准备，瞪大眼睛愣在那里。 男客人把脏的纸巾又放回了展博手里：“谢谢你，服务员。” “这个……我……你。”展博半天说不出话来。 男客人安慰道：“哦，我明白了。”从口袋里掏出一张10元的钞票，塞进了展博的口袋。 展博快要崩溃。 男客人随手拿走了展博手上的饮料，走开了。 展博愣在原地。 这时，Ada转过身来，看到展博的样子，惊叫道：“展博。” 展博用一只手热情地打招呼：“Ada！” “搞了半天你是服务员啊。你还骗我说你住在这里。不要脸。”Ada愤愤离去。 展博回到宛瑜和一菲身边，还是愁眉苦脸。 一菲扬起笑容问道：“怎么样？要到电话了。” 展博脸拉得更长：“我的餐巾纸都被拿光了，而且还被Ada误以为是这里的服务生，我怎么这么倒霉。”说罢，抱头做痛哭状。 宛瑜安慰道：“展博。别难过。” 一菲看到他的衬衣口袋里有一张小费钞票露出来，把它拿了出来展示：“是啊，别难过，至少你不是一无所获！” 展博被激得更加绝望：“看来我是没救了，早知道我应该去看《加勒比海盗》的。” 宛瑜拿出一叠扑克：“展博，抽张牌，我帮你算算今天的桃花运。” 展博抽了一张牌。 一菲把牌反过来：“红桃3。” 宛瑜略一迟疑，忽然说：“嗯……你今天的桃花运应该在……厕所！” 展博惊诧：“厕所？！”回头看到厕所旁边站着一个可爱的女生，正在左顾右盼。 一菲崇拜地问：“你怎么知道的？” 宛瑜指着牌面：“这个……你看呀，三颗红心的箭头是不是都指着哪边？” 展博、一菲恍然大悟：“哦！” 宛瑜鼓励道：“上去试试，我保证你一定能要到她的电话。” 展博下定决心：“要是再不成，我就去看《加勒比海盗》了。” 宛瑜笑眯眯地催促：“去吧去吧去吧。” 展博走到了那个女孩身边：“你好。小姐。我……” 女孩回头直接说：“你要电话吗？” 展博愣住：“啊？” 女孩再次询问：“你要我的电话号码吗？” 展博弱弱地问：“你怎么知道？” “我今天卡片没带，我抄给你吧。”展博伸出手去，女孩利索地拿出笔，把电话留在了展博的手上，展博抬起头，朝宛瑜、一菲作兴奋状。 一菲傻眼了：“这都可以？你也太准了吧！赛半仙啊！” 宛瑜坏笑着说：“哪里啊！她已经给了很多人外卖电话了。你看，4008—123—123。”说着举起一张纸巾。 一菲露出惊恐的神情：“送外卖的？！” 剧场里，曾小贤依旧聚精会神地看着。台上演到，杰克船长正要和邪恶的英国军官决斗。 赵老用京剧腔念白：“呆！小贼，看我杰克船长与你决一死战！哇呀呀呀呀呀。”说着从腰间拔出一把弯刀，“刷”的一下挥舞，把打点滴的罐子给割断了，赵老依旧非常敬业地用京剧腔念白，“哎呀！我地胰岛素管子断了！这可如——何是好啊！救命啊啊啊啊。”说完轰然倒地。 舞台熄灯，后台工作人员上去帮忙抬赵老，前排观众站起，剧场一片慌乱。 曾小贤左顾右盼，乘乱离开。 美嘉走到关谷身边，从人堆里把他拉出来。 “关谷，问你个事情。” 关谷还在作机器人状：“什么事？请说，我的电池快没了。”声音也在模仿电子模拟声。 美嘉烦躁地说：“你脑子短路了啊？” 关谷依然作机器人状：“我的芯片是集成的。一般不会短路。” 美嘉郁闷爆发似的大喊：“我有疱疹，日语怎么说。” 关谷猛然清醒：“你有疱疹？！” 美嘉不耐烦地说：“你说呢！子乔让我问你的。” 关谷总算明白：“噢~他真不当心。”为其难过。 美嘉催促道：“快告诉我啦。” 关谷脱口而出：“！？#$？$#%？#$%（日语）。” 美嘉满意地回去：“哦，谢谢。” 关谷在后面提醒：“你小心传染，不过我没关系，因为我是机器人，哈哈哈，哈哈哈。”又开始白痴似的练习机器人的动作。 一帮女孩围过来继续要求签名。 美嘉在阳台找到子乔，子乔正在喝酒，醉眼惺忪。 美嘉笑得甜甜地说：“我帮你问过关谷了，看到女孩子你这么说：'？#$！？#$'（日语：我有疱疹）。” 子乔醉醺醺地复述：“'？$#？#$%。'谢谢啦！”完全没有怀疑。 美嘉小心翼翼地问道：“你喝酒了。” 子乔晃晃荡荡地说：“一点点。这酒真不错。美嘉，帮我拿个杯子去。” 美嘉指指旁边，一个杯子就倒扣在桌上。“喏！那不就有一个吗？” 子乔过去底朝天拿起杯子：“咦？这个杯子怎么连口都没开？”敲了敲杯子底部。 美嘉没好气：“你反了。” 子乔又把杯子正过来：“哦欧！不但没口，连底都没有！”抬头看到了展博晃到了阳台。展博正在看身上的电话号码，傻笑。 “喂！美嘉！你怎么突然有胸了。”子乔一手按上去。 展博甩开他的手：“是我。子乔。”美嘉在一旁凶神恶煞地看着。 子乔摇摇手：“哦，我想呢。你杵在这里干什么。” “宛瑜帮我算出了今天的桃花方位。你看，我已经有收获了。”展博说着伸出手给子乔看电话号码。 子乔念叨：“4008—123—123？这个号码我好像见过……” “哦？”展博很担心子乔已经向那个女孩伸过了魔爪。 子乔果然开口：“……说不定我和这个女孩也有过一段浪漫情缘！”展博一身冷汗。 美嘉鄙视地说：“那是必胜客的外卖电话！” “我当然知道，开个玩笑嘛，别以为我喝醉了，我还会唱呢。”子乔学着薛家凝的腔调。“'800 820 8820DHC叮'。” 美嘉摇了摇头离开了。 展博感到羞耻：“我还是去看加勒比海盗吧。” 子乔一把拦住他：“喂！你是今天party的主人。你看，party多热闹，有地球人、地球男人、地球女人、中国女人、日本女人……还有你个孬种~我还从来没看到过这么孬种的，自己开的party都想溜。” 展博哭丧着脸说：“我不是孬种。” 子乔很满意：“不是孬种，那你害怕什么？！”再刺激一下。 展博坚定地回答：“没有。” “瞧，10点钟方向就有一个美女。”子乔说着指向2点钟方向。 展博提醒：“你这是2点钟方向。” 子乔狡辩：“笨，我说的是晚上10点。” 展博看出来了：“你晕了吧。” 子乔歪着脑袋：“好吧。2点钟方向。展博，这就是下一个目标。快，过去试试。”这次总算指对了。 展博连连摇头：“不行，我还是算了吧，我连人家的名字不知道，我不想再做傻子了。”转身想逃。 子乔语调深沉地说：“哦！现在我知道为什么没人理你了。你的内心深处一直隐藏着一种恐惧感！” 展博立即反抗：“胡说。” 子乔却继续嘲笑：“你害怕再失败。你每次跟女孩子说话，总在想着，我要是被拒绝该有多惨多没面子，你怎么会成功，啊？” 展博被说到了要害，默不作声。 子乔又喝了一杯：“勇敢点。怕什么，这就好像是停在你面前的一辆火车，列车员问你：'小伙子，要上车吗？'然后你就问，'这车去哪儿？车上有座位吗？下一站什么时候到？'火车早就开走了，然后你就只能等下一辆了。可是下一趟火车你还会碰到一样的问题。等了很久发现别人都到西伯利亚了，你还在站台上。管他呢，上去啊。火车是朝前开的。去哪儿不重要，关键是窗外的风景。等你下了火车你就会感谢我的，因为到时候哪怕是一架飞机停在你面前，你也会二话不说往上跳的。因为你嫌火车太慢了。哈哈——”子乔一通慷慨陈词之后，看看杯子，“哦你爷爷的这杯子里装的什么玩意？！” “好吧。我去试一下。不过就这一次。我会向你们证明，我不是孬种。”说着，展博也一口气喝了一杯。 子乔在后面穷开心：“加油，去吧，奥特曼。Soar！” 展博拉了个长凳子坐在女孩子的面前：“我叫展博。” Maria：“Maria.”回答只有一个词，显得很谨慎。 展博借着酒劲，口无遮拦地说：“你很漂亮，身材也很棒。这一点和我姐姐有得一拼。” Maria做疑惑状。 展博知道有点歧义，解释说：“你误会了，我不是想说你很老。我只是想说你的身材很好。因为在我印象里，我姐姐的身材是最好的。你知道，我好几次看到她的背影都会有莫名其妙的冲动。” 旁边，子乔一口酒喷了出来。 展博知道自己又说错了，赶紧解释：“你误会了。我不是变态，我不会暗恋我的姐姐，这只是一种比喻。其实我妈的身材也不错。不过我妈个子要比你高一点。哦，我不是说你矮。我的意思是……我的意思是……”越说越乱，越说越急。 Maria继续做疑惑状。 “好吧，你完全不用急着来羞辱我，我知道我很不擅长和女孩子搭讪。你不用拿饮料泼我，我自己泼。”展博说着拿饮料往自己脸上一泼。 Maria掩嘴笑着，温柔地说：“$%—%＃—！（日语：我不会说中文，我是日本人，不过你很可爱哦！）”然后拿出纸巾，含情脉脉地帮展博擦拭脸上的饮料。 展博惊喜：“nani！（日语）” 子乔上前惊叹地说：“哇，这样也可以啊！” 展博激动朝子乔呐喊：“我做到了！” 子乔又开始他的陈词滥调：“我就说你可以的。上了火车的感觉是不是很好啊！我告诉你，下一站——机场！上了飞机，你就会有云里雾里的感觉，你们俩的关系就一日千里了，哈哈哈——我都在说什么呀，我爱死这酒了！”又喝了一口。 展博一把搂过子乔：“给你介绍我的朋友——Maria。”好像很熟似的。 子乔红着脸点头：“噢哈哟。” Maria鞠躬回礼：“噢哈哟！你会说日语？（这句是中文，大概她只会这一句。）” 子乔来劲了，马上现学现卖：“是啊！'#%$！？#$%（日语：我有疱疹）'。” Maria没听清：“啊？！” “#%$！？#$%。”子乔指了指展博和自己，又高高兴兴地重复一遍。 Maria做了一个很恶心的表情，跑了出去。 展博瞪大了眼睛逼视着子乔。 一菲和宛瑜倚在吧台边上。 一菲环视四周，发现都是男人，得意状：“宛瑜啊，有没有听说过'派对台风中心论'？” 宛瑜摇头：“没听过，什么意思。” 一菲气焰嚣张地说：“意思就是，在任何情况下，美女一定是party的核心。就好像台风的台风眼。台风眼的美女只要安静的坐着就行，而男孩子都会自觉不自觉地以这个圆心扩散开去分布，他们为了和核心的美女说话，都会费尽心机，你看，那边两个刚才还互相敌视，就好像台风眼周围的旋风，电闪雷鸣。就像现在这样。” 宛瑜也看了一圈四周。 一菲接着说：“同理可证，在party核心的一定就是大美女了，比如现在这个吧台的位置，哈哈哈哈。” 宛瑜得意地说：“谢谢——咦，可是你也在这里不是很奇怪吗？” 一菲狠狠瞪眼看着她：“哼，奇怪？我要是移动一下，情况就要发生变化了咯。” 宛瑜挑衅地说：“真的吗？” 一菲自信地反击：“你别怪我打击你，宛瑜。我可要真的移动了哦。”关系再好的女伴，只要是碰上了吸引力的问题，都会争个头破血流。 宛瑜微笑点头。 一菲再次警告：“我真的移动了哦！” 突然，人头骚动，所有人都被吸引到了另一间房间。 一菲觉得奇怪：“怎么了？出什么事了？” 宛瑜幸灾乐祸地说：“阿欧！重心转移了。” “靠，我们都没动啊，怎么可能！去看看！”一菲带领宛瑜一探究竟去。 另一间客厅里，音乐大作，人头济济，一个女孩子正在茶几上热舞，茶几不停地颤动。周围好多男孩子在围观。 一菲醋意大发：“你爷爷的。我才是这里的主人。居然抢我的风头。” 宛瑜在一旁煽风点火：“看来'派对台风中心论'要修改了，台风眼的美女越HIGH，台风破坏力越大。” “跳舞？我跳舞的时候这小丫头片子还不知道在哪儿混呢？”胡一菲大怒，脱掉外套，露出一套劲爆的短装，立即跳上茶几边的沙发椅。在狭小的空间里，两人开始飚舞。胡一菲的每一个动作都要强过跳舞的女孩。一