Chapter 17 Chapter 17 Gossip
Xiao Xian is playing billiards with Zhan Bo in the billiards area of the bar, while Wan Yu is sitting on the sidelines watching the game boredly.One shot, the white ball hits the red ball, the red ball misses, and the white ball gradually approaches the mouth of the pocket at a very slow speed, and enters the hole. Xiaoxian bends down and waits at the hole, cheering gloatingly.
"Yes beautiful!"
Zhanbo was surprised by the mysterious trajectory of the white ball: "Ah!"
Wan Yu sent him down the steps with a smile: "Zhanbo, you are not in shape."
Zhanbo put away his cue depressedly: "I'm preparing for an important interview these two days, and I'm a little nervous."
Wan Yu apologized: "Interview? I'm sorry I didn't know you were fired."
"No, the wilderness survival club I joined wanted to set up a 'Scientific Special Search Team', so I signed up." Zhanbo said, his spirits brightened again.
Xiaoxian smirked: "Science Special Search Team? Are they hunting monsters?"
Zhanbo introduced solemnly: "Uh... mainly to go to Changbai Mountain for investigation and exploration. It only comes once a year, and the opportunity is rare. Now there is only one place left. The guy who competed with me is said to be allergic to puppies. I I don't want to lose to him."
Zi Qiao walked over swaggeringly. "Zhanbo, I'll help you." He picked up the club and made a hole in one.
Wan Yu cheered from the side: "Hey! Ziqiao, you are in good shape!"
Zi Qiao returned the pole to the original owner in a threatening manner, and said proudly: "That is, I have a new prey!"
Zhan Bo hesitated for a moment, and immediately said with a bitter face: "But brother, what you just hit was not my game." Xiao Xianzhong gloated again.
No one noticed Wan Yu's thoughtful expression.
Wan Yu followed Zi Qiao back to his living room, looking very preoccupied, and before Zi Qiao could ask, she said it herself.
"Zi Qiao, what is the new prey you speak of?"
Zi Qiao felt that this was not clear: "Beauty. There are so many people in the exhibition, but we are the only ones who see each other right." She said it proudly.
Wan Yu said with a gloomy face, "How can this be done! If Annie finds out, she will be jealous. Then you will suffer." Threatening by the way.
Zi Qiao said nonchalantly: "Ha! Annie...she is absolutely impossible to become a stumbling block on my way forward."
"Are you going to step on two boats again?" Wan Yu continued to investigate.She thought Zi Qiao was just a minor case, and this tone seemed to be very unfavorable to Annie.
"How is it possible? Am I this kind of person?" Ziqiao suddenly changed the subject, "I'm going to break up with her this time."
Wan Yu was surprised.
After Ziqiao finished speaking, she twisted into the room, and when she saw Meijia coming out, she twisted wildly with joy.
Meijia said angrily: "Let me guess, he has a new prey?"
Wan Yu asked seriously: "Meijia, do you know that Ziqiao plans to break up with Annie?"
Meijia knew Ziqiao so well that she didn't take it seriously at all: "Really? Then I really have to congratulate Annie. She doesn't have a high IQ, but she's lucky."
Wan Yu, however, became worried: "What if she cut off contact with us in a fit of anger? I have never met a girl whose horoscope, blood type, horoscope, and palmistry match me so well." Look dignified.
Meijia asked back: "Hey! Isn't that me?"
Wan Yu didn't like to pour cold water on her, so she could only say obliquely: "Meijia, you are a Scorpio, and your ruler is Pluto. But recently, astronomers have just banned you from the nine planets in the solar system."
Meijia really believed: "It's banned! Why didn't they notify me?" It seemed to be a matter of course.
Wan Yu went on to say: "So until you find a new guardian star, everything is hard to say."
Meijia frowned: "It's too much..."
Wan Yu suddenly asked, "Do you think I should call Annie to prepare her mentally?"
Meijia was taken aback: "Why?"
Wan Yu eloquently said: "Annie is very nice and funny. And...she is currently researching a set of 'recipes' that can change a person's rising sign." By the way, Meijia also felt sympathetic.
Meijia was a little hesitant: "Uh... I only heard that recipes can lose weight, and there are recipes that can change constellations?"
Wan Yu introduced: "My rising sign is Pisces, and the biggest problem is indecision. If I change to Leo, I will no longer need others to make decisions for me. By the way, Meijia, do you think I should make this call? ?” After talking about it, it still talks about your own needs.
Meijia was ashamed: "If it were me, I wouldn't make this call."
It was Wan Yu's turn to ask: "Why?"
Mika began to talk endlessly: "First, whether we are together or not, it is their freedom and privacy. Talking or not talking can't change the outcome of the matter. Trouble! Second, sometimes change your life The method is not a bad thing, you will only make her sink deeper and deeper, unable to extricate herself-confused! Third, after Anne knows the news, God knows if she will lose control of her nerves, and then roll, curse, and climb trees , Hitting a train, wouldn’t it be dangerous if you were involved? Why would you do such a troublesome, confusing, and dangerous thing?”
Wan Yu was stunned on the spot: "Wow, when did you make such a big statement, did you get the wrong script?"
Following Wan Yu's words, Mei Jia suddenly fantasized: "In the screen, I was holding a script, and said to myself: 'Really? Oh, this is Zeng Xiaoxian's lines, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.' Then she threw the script away like an electric shock." Immediately returning to reality, I found that my imagination was really boring, and then said, "This is what I heard from Mr. Zeng's program last night, and that's what he said."
Wan Yu said in surprise: "He was just complained by the audience this morning, and he is writing a review to the leader."
Meijia was stunned: "Oh? How come, I think what he said is quite reasonable. You see, trouble, confusion, and danger, how brilliantly summed it up." She counted on her fingers again.
In order to convince her, Wan Yu told her everything she knew: "Yesterday, the audience was a junior high school student. She found out that a male and female student in the same class planned to drop out of school and elope. She was considering whether to tell the teacher."
Meijia pondered for a long time: "Ah! Didn't Teacher Zeng die ugly this time?!"
At this time, in another time and space, Zeng Xiaoxian was on the phone: "Leader, listen to me, I didn't mean it. I... didn't mislead the teenagers. I also took the wrong script! Huh? Why did I say 'also'? "
Wan Yu still returned to the topic: "But, if Annie and Ziqiao break up, will they draw a line with us and ignore us?"
Meijia drew a clear line with her: "It's not us, it's you. She heard that Ziqiao and I lived in a suite, so she ignored me. Hey! Beauty, you are not worried about this, are you? You think too much Bar!"
Wan Yu did not give up lightly: "This shows that she is a very sensitive girl. My worries are justified." Meijia's words made her even more worried.
Meijia had no choice but to comfort her: "Don't worry, it's just a recipe! I'm also researching a recipe recently, which is made with bird's nest, ganoderma and millennium ginseng. After eating it, it can moisten the intestines and laxative. Why don't you give it a try? "
Wan Yu was stunned—so many things were just for... laxative?
Yifei rushed into Guan Gu's studio, then stood at attention again, changing from his usual recklessness.
Guan Gu is drawing seriously: "Yifei, my latest episode is about to be released. Do you want to take a look?"
Yifei said bluntly: "Guan Gu, what else do you do besides comics?"
Guan Gu paused drawing, and turned back angrily: "Are you scolding me?"
Yifei quickly explained: "No, I'm really asking you. Do you know anything else besides comics, such as Japanese cuisine? Or do you have any friends who can cook Japanese cuisine?" The hint is obvious .
Guan Gu raised a proud smile: "Yes! My father."
Yifei was overjoyed: "Your father?"
Sekiya introduced more proudly: "Yes. Who in Japan doesn't know our Sekiya Cuisine. His most famous skill is Sekiya Teriyaki Silver Cod."
Yifei was overjoyed: "Really? Your father's name is Sekiya Teriyaki?"
Guan Gu's face darkened: "Guan Gu is a surname, and Teriyaki silver cod is the name of a dish. My father's name is Kenjiro Seki Gu." He puffed up his chest.
Speaking of what Yifei knew, she immediately resonated: "Oh~~ So your father is Kenjiro! (The male lead of "Fist of the North Star") I didn't expect that your family is still a family of cooks. By the way, how do you change to draw manga? gone?"
Guan Gu softened from Kenjiro's style: "My father wanted to train me to be a master chef since I was a child, but I found that I couldn't surpass him in any way. Once, I put sugar in the cod sauce, and he I spanked my ass in public. I broke up with him in a fit of anger, and only then did I start drawing comics." It seemed full of regret.
Yifei said comfortingly, "Your father is very strict. But it's normal for children to be spanked."
"That year I was 18 years and 32 months old." Guan Gu's calculation method is very special.
"Oh~ So that's the case. Then do you know how to cook Japanese food?" Yifei still returned to the main point.
"Hehe, to use an idiom - I know a little bit." Guan Gu expressed his unconcealable pride.
"Great, you come with me." Yifei said and pulled him out.
The two came to the kitchen table, and there was a plate on it, and there were two black things on the plate.
Yifei said hopefully, "See how this dish is doing?"
Guan Gu picked it up, looked at it and asked, "What is this? Seaweed cake?"
Yifei said with certainty: "This is sushi!"
Guan Gu picked up one in surprise, the seaweed spread out, and the rice fell out: "It's really learning and living. It's the first time I've seen such sushi. Why are you interested in Japanese food?"
Yifei said hesitantly: "It's because... that Mr. Shen Linfeng who is dating me. I went out to eat with him the day before yesterday, and the Japanese food was too bad. I boasted to him that my cooking was better than They are delicious. Then he offered to come and taste my craft today."
Guan Gu said knowingly: "But you don't know how to cook Japanese food at all."
"Guangu, it's lucky to have you here! You can definitely teach me! There is another dish here - tuna noodles. Take a look." Yifei took out another bowl of batter that was completely stiff. Come here without spilling a drop of water.
Guan Gu pounded it with a fork, but there was no response: "What is this? Tuna noodles? Where are the noodles?"
Yifei analyzed: "I found that the tuna was forgot to break up halfway through cooking. So...the juicer is too powerful."
Guan Gu jumped up anxiously: "Juicer? You use a juicer to make tuna noodles? Yifei, you can't learn authentic Japanese cuisine in one day. If it's a date tomorrow night, unless I help you!"
Yifei said: "Oh, thank you! This is what I was waiting for."
"Ah?" Guan Gu realized that he was in big trouble.
"I have prepared all the materials. It's next door, Oh Nai Ga Yi Simas!" Yifei bowed deeply.
Guan Gu nodded helplessly.
Zi Qiao was playing video games on the bed, and Wan Yu went straight into the room.
"Zi Qiao."
Zi Qiao's attention was still on the game: "Wan Yu, sit, sit!"
Wan Yu said bluntly, "I have something I want to talk to you about."
Zi Qiao glanced at Wan Yu, saw that Wan Yu was very serious, and suddenly knelt down on the bed: "Women! Can you delay the payment of the money for two days? I'm short on money recently."
"……I'm not……"
Before Wan Yu could finish speaking, Ziqiao rushed to say, "Qiqi has already agreed to lend me the money, and I will return it to you as soon as I borrow it."
Wan Yu wondered: "Qiqi? Which Qiqi?"
Ziqiao said bluntly: "~It's a new girl I met. Didn't I tell you?"
Wan Yu became even more upset: "...how is she better than Annie? Is she more beautiful than Annie?"
"That's not true." Zi Qiao answered simply.
"In better shape than Annie?"
"That's not necessarily the case."
"Then why do you insist on breaking up with Annie?" Wan Yu's original intention was: Are you full?
Zi Qiao became serious: "Wan Yu, do you think I am such a superficial person?"
Wan Yu thought about it seriously and said, "Yes."
Zi Qiao explained helplessly: "You know that I am not only sexy, but also emotional. When the emotion comes, 'hua la la' comes, and when the emotion goes, 'Sliu' goes away."
Wan Yu said along the way: "Then your feelings for Annie... are 'slow'?"
Ziqiao shook her head, demonstrating: "S~~~~~~~~~~" The length is exaggerated.
Guan Gu probed in: "I heard the sound of gas leaking?"
Zi Qiao rolled her eyes: "The gas pipe is outside."
"Oh!" Guan Gu went out.
Wan Yu asked anxiously, "What's the reason?"
Zi Qiao pulled a long face and said, "Don't force me."
"Annie is my best sister, unless you give me a decent explanation. Otherwise..." Wan Yu couldn't think of a suitable threat for a while, and found that Ziqiao was looking at her, and immediately poked his weakness, "800 times 3, two thousand four , plus interest, late fees, and income tax, you have to pay the total..."
Zi Qiao begged for forgiveness repeatedly: "Okay, okay, can't I report the truth?"
Wan Yu smiled and looked at Zi Qiao.
"I'll tell you, but you're not allowed to tell anyone else."
Wan Yu looked very obedient: "Yes, yes."
Ziqiao said in a low voice, "...it's been three months...I haven't even hit second base!"
Wan Yu thought for a long time: "Second base? Does she really not even show you her blog?"
"Ah! The second base means..." Zi Qiao whispered to Wan Yu's ear, and Wan Yu's eyes widened.
There was no one in the room, Xiaoxian was talking to a Spider-Man doll in a serious manner.
"Dear leader. I'm sorry for making a small mistake on the live broadcast - but it's all the phone company's fault! I was on the phone with a stupid economist who said that another 300 billion yuan should be donated to the US bailout .That's why I told him that it was troublesome, confusing, and dangerous. Who knew that the phone was crossed! The other party was replaced by a junior high school student. I didn't expect it either."
Xiaoxian finished the speech practice, and then asked for the opinion of the Spider-Man doll: "Do you think the reason I made up is bad, right? Then what should I do, I have to think of a reason that at least human beings can forgive!"
The phone rings.Xiaoxian picked it up.
"Hello, no, Zhanbo is not here. The interview has been advanced from 5 o'clock to 2:30 o'clock? Okay, I will tell him. My surname is Zeng, Zeng Xiaoxian's Zeng, goodbye."
After answering the phone, Xiaoxian immediately wrote on the small blackboard behind the door.Yifei rushed in suddenly, and Xiaoxian wrote half of his handwriting.
Yifei was taken aback: "Ah!"
Xiao Xian was hit hard: "Ah!"
"What are you doing here?" Yifei asked suspiciously.
"Can't I be here? Is there nuclear radiation here?" Xiaoxian deliberately found fault.
Yifei said bluntly: "I'm going to treat someone to dinner tomorrow, and I want to requisition the bottle of soy sauce next door to you."
Xiaoxian asked, "Soy sauce? What kind of soy sauce?"
Yifei complained while describing: "It's the bottle with the white label. Why is your bottle cap so difficult to open. I'll come back and pick up the bottle."
Xiaoxian squinted his eyes and said, "Because that's my red wine, it's still from 1982."
"Really? That's great, that will be requisitioned as well." Yifei happily ran to Xiaoxian's room.
"No." Xiaoxian followed closely behind.
After Xiaoxian and Yifei rushed out together, the door slowly closed, and a mysterious handwriting was left on the blackboard behind the door: 5 o'clock change, and the word change was only half written...
Ziqiao continued to confide in Wanyu.
"Am I asking too much? Second base! She won't even give me a chance to swing a bat."
Wan Yu said persuasively, "Zi Qiao, every girl has different views. You can't insist on asking others like that."
"I just want to find a normal girlfriend, isn't that too much to ask?"
"Anny is normal."
Zi Qiao had to explain further: "A few days ago, I read her diary."
"What? How could you do this?" Wan Yu said angrily, and immediately asked curiously, "What did you see?"
Ziqiao recalled: "For me, everything is a bible. Not amethyst, but recipes, constellations, the trajectory of celestial bodies, and the extinction of dinosaurs. Do you think this is a normal person?" His face was full of pessimism.
Wan Yu paused, and excused Annie: "This shows that she is a pure girl, very good."
Ziqiao clung to the problem tightly: "Wrong! She has always avoided the most critical issues. This shows that the relationship between the two of us has not developed on the right track at all. It has been 3 months. As the saying goes-if two The hamsters have been kept together for three months. There is only one possibility, they are all males.”
Wan Yu protested: "What kind of slang is this?" Although she is not a feminist, she is unwilling to accept this fact.
Zi Qiao didn't bother to say: "I knew that you wouldn't understand even if I told you."
Wan Yu said optimistically: "Don't wait any longer, don't worry! Maybe she hasn't matured yet, or she is using astronomical calculations to pick a suitable day."
Ziqiao retorted: "It's been 3 months, and there are 4 national holidays, 12 statutory holidays, and the 10th anniversary of the victory of the Chinese men's football team over the Cambodian women's football team. Are you saying that you haven't found a good time?"
Wan Yu wanted to use time to ease it: "If you don't wait any longer, who knows the result of the celestial calculation? Maybe it will be fine in a few months..."
Ziqiao said angrily: "Hehe, yes, it may not work until the 'Nine Stars'. That thing happens once every 6,000 years, and the next time will be in 3640 AD." His tone seemed impossible to turn back.
Wan Yu asked back: "You spent so long chasing her, and then spent a longer time dating her, is it just to get to second base?"
"Of course not!" Zi Qiao immediately denied it, after all, it had to do with personality.
Wan Yu breathed a sigh of relief: "It seems that you finally have some humanity."
Ziqiao admitted obliquely: "The next door, Ajiao and Axi, have only known each other for three weeks and already hit a home run!"
Wan Yu fell down, got up and said earnestly: "Annie is a good girl, you are lucky to be with her. She has done so much for you!"
"For example?" Zi Qiao tilted her neck and waited for the answer.
Wan Yu has a quick wit: "She...she can even change your rising sign!"
"What?" Zi Qiao was almost driven crazy.
When the mediation failed, Wan Yu snarled at each other: "It was you who gave up on her, and you will regret it. If God gave me another chance, I would have said three words to Annie earlier: 'Let the bastard Lu Ziqiao die!'"
Ziqiao snapped her fingers to count the words.
Wan Yu was furious: "Also! If you have to add a time limit to the time you pay back the money, I hope it is..."
"Ten thousand years?" Zi Qiao responded quickly this time.
Wan Yu sneered: "Tomorrow!" Said and left angrily.
Zi Qiao was puzzled.
In the bar, Wan Yu drank alone and waited for Annie, who arrived in a hurry.
Annie hugged warmly when she came up: "Baby! I miss you so much! How long have you been waiting?"
"Hehe, I just arrived 10 minutes ago." Wan Yu said weakly.
"Why are you listless?" Annie looked at the wine glass, "...are you broken in love?"
"No. Why don't I tell you that I have a boyfriend?"
Annie said to herself: "I usually drink vodka when I'm broken in love. It's 96 degrees, that guy, it's the highest purity spirit in the world. It's boring whether you can't get drunk."
Wan Yu said curiously: "I heard that the alcohol content of that thing is higher than that used in hospitals."
"Yeah, it's made in Poland, and you can't smoke while drinking it. You know, maybe it's all over with a bang. Hoho," Annie said to Waiter, "give me a cup of yogurt." Back to Wanyu Say, "By the way, I brought you a special gift today..." and started to rummage through the bag.
Wan Yu has already guessed: "Ah? No way!"
Annie quickly took out a notebook: "Magic Recipe!"
"Wow! You've done your research! That's great, show me. There are so many." Wan Yu read, "Grapefruit juice steak, walnut lettuce, cashew nuts, papaya, lotus seeds, red dates, pig tail..."
Annie said proudly: "It is expected, the effect is absolutely extraordinary!"
Wan Yu pointed to the notebook: "What is this 'fried tomatoes with tomatoes'?"
Annie was a little embarrassed: "Uh...that's a side dish, you just have to stick to my recipe for a month..."
"Can you turn your rising sign into a Leo?" Wan Yu interrupted.
Annie paused for a moment, then whispered, "Your breasts will be four sizes bigger than they are now!"
"Wait, didn't you say this is a recipe for changing the constellation?"
"Let me ask you, why did we change the rising sign?"
Wan Yu thought deeply: "In order to change your personality and become a more perfect person?"
"To add, she is a more perfect woman!" Annie said very strongly and independently.
Wan Yu said suspiciously: "But it has nothing to do with constellations."
Anne explained the mystery: "I tell you, I finally found out. If you change your rising sign, you can only change yourself, and if you change your bust, you can change the whole world!"
Wan Yu was very disappointed: "So this is a recipe for breast enhancement?"
Annie said cheerfully, "That's right, I want to surprise Ziqiao and make some small changes."
Wan Yu imagined that there was a table in front of her with an apple and a watermelon on it. She looked at the apple, then at the watermelon, and said depressedly: "This change seems a bit big."
Annie added with a little embarrassment: "Actually, my thinking is still very traditional, but then again, you need some capital to attract your man. Look at me, Zi Qiao is locked tightly by me. Haha. "
Wan Yu smiled awkwardly.
"By the way, this is the ticket for Liang Jingru's concert on the weekend. I invite you all to go together." Annie said and handed Wan Yu the ticket for the concert.
Wan Yu was very excited: "Really! We all have a share! Thank you so much."
"Who made us the best sisters? There are 6 cards in total. You don't have to give Ziqiao's."
Wan Yu said in surprise, "Aren't you taking him?"
Annie clasped her hands, held the ticket tightly, and murmured, "His ticket is here, the first row VIP couple package. We will definitely have a romantic night."
Looking at Annie's excited expression, Wan Yu couldn't bear it: "Annie, there is something, I..."
Annie said excitedly: "Look! It's Pisces again, isn't it? Who do we talk to, what do we have to talk about?"
Wan Yu also needs to guarantee: "You must promise me first, after telling you about this matter, I promise that it will not affect our friendship."
Like a boy, Annie said in a rough voice, "Hey! Don't be a bitch!" She patted Wanyu on the shoulder.
"actually, I……"
"You like women?"
"No, it's Zi Qiao, Zi Qiao..."
Annie joked: "He likes men? He doesn't like Liang Jingru!"
"No, Ziqiao, he, he, he plans to break up with you!" Wan Yu finally mustered up the courage to say it.
Annie became quiet all of a sudden, she lowered her head, tears came out, and she made a cat-like sound: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"
Wan Yu asked with concern: "Annie, what's wrong?"
Anne's cries grew louder.
Wan Yu hurriedly comforted: "Don't, don't be like this. It's okay. There are no fragrant grasses anywhere in the world, and it is always spring when there are thousands of purples and reds. The green hills are still there, and the sunset is red a few times... Don't cry..." Suddenly imitating her, shouting, "Hey ! Don't act like a bitch!" Both hands fell on Anne's shoulders at the same time.
Annie stopped for a second, looked at Wan Yu, and then continued to cry: "I'm just a bitch!"
At this time, the waiter brought a cup of yogurt: "Miss, the yogurt you want."
Annie yelled loudly while crying: "I don't want yogurt, give me vodka, I want the 96-degree kind. First, a box!"
Wan Yu was at a loss.
Xiaoxian and Zhanbo are playing billiards.Zhanbo made a hole-in-one, clean and beautiful. "I won again. I've won seven games in a row." Xiaoxian said depressedly: "Are you lucky today?" "Who says it depends on luck? It's strength." Zhanbo answered the phone, "Hi, hello. What? Didn't the interview say 5 o'clock?" Xiaoxian was about to play ball, when he suddenly looked up, and then remembered the half-written words on the blackboard behind the door, he was a little worried, and hoped that nothing would happen. "But no one told me...you notified Mr. Zeng?" Zhan Bo looked back at Zeng Xiaoxian and blamed him softly, "Why didn't you tell me?" Xiaoxian replied embarrassingly: "I left you a message on the message board, but you didn't see it?" Zhanbo frowned and replied: "I see, can you tell me what '5:2' means?" Xiaoxian said with gestures: "Didn't you find that this 2 is very similar to the left half of the character 'Change' in 'Change Time'?" Zhanbo said to the phone: "Okay, forget it." Then he yelled at Xiaoxian angrily, "Oh my God. That guy who is afraid of being a dog got this spot. How could you treat me like this. Ah, I am so remorseful .” Xiaoxian patted him on the back: "It's true that you are too back, but it also shows that you are really strong in winning 7 rounds of me just now." I wanted to use flattery to offset some sins. Zhanbo threw his pole and left, Xiaoxian looked at his back guiltily. Wan Yu walked up and down Zi Qiao's living room, apparently waiting for Zi Qiao to come back. The first thing Zi Qiao said when he returned to the house was to ask Wan Yu, "Is Guan Gu there?" Wan Yu didn't recover, and said casually, "Not here." "Great!" Zi Qiao said and went straight to the balcony. Wan Yu asked strangely, "What are you doing?" "My shirt is all dirty, I borrowed Guan Gu to get a clean one to wear. If he's not around, I won't have to fight with him." Zi Qiao said as he put the clothes on the hanger on himself, straightened, It fits pretty well. Wan Yu said quietly, "Are you going out?" Zi Qiao beamed with a smile: "Well, I'm going on a date with Annie." Wan Yu became nervous: "You mean, you should go and explain it to her now?" Zi Qiao said jokingly: "Say clearly? Tell her that this shirt is not mine? Don't be funny." Wan Yu said distressedly: "Annie is very fragile, be gentle when you propose to break up, maybe she will feel better." Ziqiao said with a relaxed attitude: "Hehe, there is no need at all, because I changed my mind. I don't plan to break up with her." Wan Yu was stunned: "...What!?" Zi Qiao said triumphantly, "I'm not going to dump her anymore." "Wait! Wait! What do you mean?" Zi Qiao's sudden change completely disrupted Wan Yu's plan. Ziqiao said seriously: "I thought about it. You are right, Anne is the girl I really like. The reason I spent so much time pursuing her is because she does have a charm worthy of my admiration. It’s too narrow just to get on base. I must hurry up and say three words to her—I love you, and if I want to add a time limit—I hope it will be ten thousand years.” As he spoke, he fell on his back happily on the sofa. Wan Yu said silently: "No way? I don't know how to memorize like this!" In fact, Ziqiao was thinking: "Qiqi said she doesn't like men, OK, I'm unlucky." Suddenly she was very surprised, "Why not?" Wan Yu said hesitantly: "I mean, Zi Qiao! You have your own opinion, why do you listen to me. Don't do this! I'm a girl, what do I know, do what you want Don't worry about me, just go and find Qiqi." The attitude changed 180 degrees. Zi Qiao said inexplicably: "But the person I want to see now is Annie! I missed her all night last night." Wan Yu categorically stopped: "No! You can't see her!" "why?" "Because...because...because you still owe me money." Ziqiao said gloomily: "If we break up, you will collect debts, and if we don't break up, you will also collect debts. Is your home a bank or the Qinglong Club? Where can there be such debt collections? Auntie, now I am really out of ammunition and food. Next month I will ask Guan Gu to borrow underwear to wear. If you insist on my repaying the debt, I still have a kidney here, if you want, you can take it first." He said, opening his clothes, revealing his akimbo muscles. Wan Yu looked away from the akimbo muscles: "In short, Annie is not suitable for you, I think it's better for you to break up." Zi Qiao asked back: "You told me to be with her well. I thought you would be happy for my decision." She began to think. Wan Yu found fault and said: "You two's problems are your two's business. Why should I be happy." Ziqiao's eyes widened, imitating Wan Yu's tone: "'Annie is a good girl. You are lucky to be with her.' Could it be that what you told me that day was a dream?" Wan Yu retorted: "Then are you sure you are not sleepwalking when you go to see Annie?" "Of course it's not sleepwalking. Wanyu, why are you so weird..." Ziqiao suddenly changed his subject, "I see, you must bet on my affairs, and then you bet money, right? Come on, now I'm losing money." What's the rate? I'll take it too." Wan Yu said viciously: "If you suddenly become a vegetable now, I can kill you all." "Hey! Wan Yu, I wanted to ask before, why do you care so much about me all of a sudden?" Zi Qiao raised her eyebrows. Wan Yu said seriously: "This contains a very deep political issue!" "what is the problem?" Wan Yu imagined herself holding a book with "Politics" written on it, and then read it accordingly: "An act of interfering in the internal affairs of other countries to achieve its own goals will not only be condemned by the international community, but also be defined as seriously overfed. Supported." Therefore, Wan Yu could only use another reason: "This is... um... a problem with your sense of responsibility." "I'm taking responsibility now!" Zi Qiao was confused. "But you are not responsible for me!" Zi Qiao raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "Heaven has eyes, you and I are innocent." Wan Yu pouted and said, "You promised me that if you want to dump Annie, you must be responsible to the end. As a man, you must keep your word." At the same time, Zi Qiao rushed to say, "I don't know what you're talking about? I'm going to be late, the movie is about to start. I'm going to borrow another pair of pants." After speaking, she got up and was about to leave. Wan Yu gritted her teeth and cursed: "You--lying Pinocchio." Zi Qiao was still confused by Monk Zhang Er, so he hurried into Guan Gu's room.Wan Yu stood there for a long time, sat down, took out her cell phone, and made a call. "Hi! Is it Annie? It's me. I just talked with Zi Qiao. I have the latest situation, huh? Is Zi Qiao dead? Oh, he was still alive just now. This... don't get excited..." There was a howling cry from the handset of the phone. Wan Yu said anxiously: "Annie?! Annie?...How many bottles of vodka did you drink?" In the bar, Annie was very drunk and was drinking and playing with vodka on fire. "You—tell me Zi Qiao, this kid's life is over, and he will pay for what he did. I have half a case of vodka left here, and it should be enough to burn down his apartment. I'm Chen Anni Growing up so big, I have always been the only one who dumped others, and no one else dumped me!" Wan Yu hurriedly comforted her: "Calm down. This is not the case." Annie couldn't listen to anything: "It's okay to say we broke up. I have seen phone breakups, text messages, email breakups, and I have never seen another woman come to tell me to break up!" "Huh? Annie, you really misunderstood." Wan Yu blamed herself even more. Annie threatened: "Hmph, does he walk at night? Does he have loved ones? Do they walk at night? You tell him to wait. Look at it. I want him to live or die." Zi Qiao came out wearing new trousers at this time. Wan Yu said to the phone: "Okay, okay, my dear, I will tell him. By the way, there is one more thing, will you go with us to Liang Jingru's concert on the weekend? Now if One more ticket, I want to bring..." Before finishing speaking, Annie hung up, "Hi! Hello!" Wan Yu hung up the phone and said to Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, um, there is something I want to tell you you." While twisting the buttons, Zi Qiao looked at Wan Yu and smiled innocently: "What is it?" Wan Yu paused for a moment, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wish you good luck on your date." She still couldn't say it. Both Guan Gu and Yifei were busy in the kitchen wearing funny aprons. Yifei was sweating profusely: "How is it, Master Guan Gu?" Guan Gu replied excitedly: "It's almost there. You just need to simmer the soup on a low heat and add the miso seasoning after five minutes. Then check the temperature of the grilled silver cod and remember to slice the lemon. Finally, add the sauce and salad Stir it, the seafood sauce should not be too much..." Yifei said painfully: "Just kill me and forget it. You'd better help me get everything done. A good person will do his best and send Buddha to the West." "You still want me to send him to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?" Guan Gu's eyes widened. Yifei hurriedly denied: "Oh! It's not learning from scriptures." "That is to send him to heaven?" Guan Gu bit his nails, very scared. "I mean you help me to the end. According to management, the devil hides in the details. If you help me with every detail, the date will be perfect." Yifei explained. Sekiya raised his head proudly: "I am the son of master chef Kenjiro Sekiya. He will definitely have nothing to say about the Japanese cuisine I cook." Yifei reminded: "Don't take it lightly. Shen Linfeng has studied in Japan and has a lot of research on Japanese cuisine. And he has a more genuine personality. So we can't slack off." "I'm wearing slippers. There are no shoelaces!" Guan Gu showed Yifei. Yifei rolled his eyes and said, "I'm a little nervous. I hope he won't raise too many opinions." "Yifei, I'm Japanese. No matter how long he studies in Japan, he can't understand the essence of Japanese cuisine better than me!" Guan Gu was cutting a lemon. When he got excited, he didn't see it clearly. He snapped it and cut it. .Guan Gu picked up his left hand and immediately lost a finger. "Ah!" Yifei screamed. Guan Gu stretched out his hidden finger: "Teasing you. Ha!" Yifei angrily grabbed Guan Gu's finger and almost broke it. 这时候，门铃响。一菲去开门，沈临风站在门口。 临风绅士地说：“亲爱的！” 一菲面无表情：“啊！”顺带把手臂横在门上。 临风打趣地说：“怎么了？不欢迎我吗？” “不，不，你怎么这么早就来了？”一菲不住地往后看。 临风含情脉脉地说：“知道你要做料理给我。我专程取消了董事会。我想早一点看到你。意不意外？开不开心？” 一菲再看了一眼关谷，回头说：“意外！开心。”说着突然把门关上。门外立刻传来临风的惨叫。 一菲急冲到关谷这里：“他来了，他来了。他提早来了。” 关谷指指门口：“那我出去？” 一菲焦急地说：“在门口了，你怎么出去？找个地方躲起来！” 关谷接着犯傻：“躲在哪里？你们家冰箱够大吗？” 一菲四处寻找，怎么把关谷藏起来：“储藏室！储藏室。”说着把关谷推进储藏室，自己整理了一下着装去开门。 临风在门口揉鼻子。 一菲回过神来：“你的鼻子怎么了？” 临风惨笑地说：“你的门。砸到我了。” 一菲歉疚地说：“不好意思，不好意思。我太开心了。一激动忘了让你进屋了。” 临风伸手示意：“现在我可以进来了吗？” 一菲让出通道：“当然可以，亲爱的。” 临风步履轻盈地走进屋。 酒吧桌球区，曾小贤一个人打桌球，手机响起。 “喂。见鬼怎么又是我接到的？你就不能直接打他的手机吗？”小贤把手机从耳边拿到眼前，然后略带歉意地对手机里说，“对哦，这就是他的手机。什么？另外一个候选人一出门被卡车撞了？这么说展博仍然有机会参与选拔？哦~太好了……哦，我不是指那位被车撞的同志。好的，我知道了，我会转告他的。谢谢。” 小贤合上电话，兴奋地拿起笔在桌球区的记分板上写字，边写边念：“选拔面试，晚上7点。怕狗男被卡车秒杀了。曾小贤。” 关谷在储藏室里听室外的动静，一菲和临风坐到餐桌前。 “啊！”临风望着一桌的美食，激动之情溢于言表。 一菲得意地问：“怎么样？” 临风舀了一勺汤，放进嘴里，做出回味无穷的表情：“这个鳗鱼鸡骨汤的味道很浓，醇香刚刚好。亲爱的，你在日本料理方面的造诣真是出人意料。” 一菲低头，不好意思地说：“嗬嗬，谢谢了。” 关谷在储藏室里，听得很得意。俏皮地踢了一下脚。 临风拿出叉子，吃了一口沙律，陶醉地说：“啊！” 一菲翻白眼：“啊！” 关谷在储藏室里骄傲地握拳，闭眼。 临风果然极尽赞美：“完美。这不是普通的千岛酱。是秘制酱料吧？” 一菲顺着说：“是。秘制的。” 临风兴奋地说：“快告诉我，你是怎么调的？” 一菲顿了顿，然后边说边比划：“我先把大勺插进去，然后……顺时针调两圈，然后，逆时针调三圈，就像这样。” 临风仰天大笑：“嗯……哈哈哈，亲爱的，你真幽默。我是问你配料有些什么？” 一菲立刻傻了眼：“嗯……这个……我有点那个……我想先上个厕所。你等我一下哦。”飞快走进储藏室。 储藏室里，关谷正捂着嘴，憋着不笑出声。 一菲满脸焦虑地说：“别笑了，他在问我问题！” 关谷叉着腰，还是笑得合不拢嘴：“你的回答太有趣了。你干脆告诉他，顺时针转两圈，逆时针转三圈，然后保险箱就开了。” 一菲忍不住也笑着说：“别幸灾乐祸了，我都快穿帮了。” 关谷神秘地小声说：“好了好了。你听好——日本生醋1杯，味淋6.5汤匙，砂糖45克，东字淡口豉油2汤匙，昆布1片，木鱼花20克浸醋。记住了？” 一菲跟着默念：“日本生醋1杯。” “后面呢？” “全忘了。” 关谷耐心说：“好，我再说一遍……” 一菲反倒不耐烦：“得了得了，你帮我写在手上。” 关谷晕倒。 一菲从储藏室里出来，全神贯注地默念手上的小抄，路过沈公子的时候，沈公子闻到了她的香水味。 临风赞美地说：“你闻起来真香，今天用的是什么香水？” 一菲还在默念：“日本生醋1杯，味淋6.5汤匙，砂糖45克，东字淡口豉油……” “什么？”临风显然没听明白。 一菲大呼：“秘制酱料啊~” 临风轻描淡写地说：“别管它了。我随口问问而已。对了，这道扬出豆腐，你是用炖锅做的还是用双层锅煮的？” 一菲又傻眼了，苦着脸说：“我能再去一次洗手间吗？” 临风很诧异：“你不是刚去过吗？” 一菲扭头，偷偷把一边耳环摘下来：“哦！是……我把耳环忘在里面了。”侧过头去给临风看。 “没关系，我帮你去拿。”临风起立直奔储藏室。 一菲连忙跟过去：“不用，不用了。”但是为时已晚。 关谷赶紧顶住储藏室的门。 临风拽了拽门把，毫无反应，扭头问一菲：“卡住了？” 一菲强颜欢笑：“我们的这个门不太好。经常这样，一般人他开不了。” 临风奇怪地问：“那你怎么开。” “你坐下，我开给你看。”一菲把临风远远地拉回餐桌，自己走回门边，推一下，再推一下，关谷还是顶着。一菲双手合十，然后张手在半空鬼画符般地乱作动作，口中念念有词：“如意如意，顺我心意，厕所开门！”门自动开了。 临风激动地感慨：“哦！你们家的房子真有意思，门坏了还要念咒语。” 一菲微微一笑，走进去。“快快快快，关谷，扬出豆腐，我是用炖锅还是用双层锅做的？” “两个都用。”关谷回答。 一菲冲出去，坐好：“我炖锅和双层锅两样都用。” “欧！怪不得。不过从我的角度看来，亲爱的，你这种做法有点浪费。”临风突然话锋急转，一菲也感到很诧异。 关谷在屋子里，面容开始扭曲：“Nani？” 临风慢条斯理地说：“其实，锅子并不是必需的，而且双层锅会把豆腐的醇香和大部分健康营养都吸收了。不过没关系，这是一种常见的错误。很多初学者都是这样做的。” 关谷勃然大怒，推开门出来，指着临风怒斥：“初学者！你说谁是初学者。” 临风一脸茫然地看着一菲：“这是谁？” 一菲抱头作痛苦状：“啊啊！嗯~~这是关谷，他碰巧也在里面上厕所。” 关谷还在较真：“你不太喜欢我的日本料理是吗？” “你的料理？这不是一菲做的吗？”临风再看向一菲。 “或许我应该推荐你尝试一下我最近推出的特别鸡蛋烹饪法。”关谷说着从厨房灶台上拿了一个鸡蛋。 临风莫名其妙：“我不知道你在说什么？”说着正好把手掌摊开。 “不！你应该试试看的。”关谷把鸡蛋打开，然后打在了临风手上。 一菲惊声尖叫：“关谷，你在干什么？” 关谷讽刺道：“他可以直接上菜了。因为这样不会流失鸡蛋的醇香和健康营养！” “哦！”一菲捂住脸，不敢再看下去，“关谷！我被你打败了。我彻底被你毁了。临风，对不起。” 临风哆哆嗦嗦地捧着鸡蛋说：“没关系，如果不介意，我想先洗个手。” “当然。”一菲还能说什么呢。 临风直奔储藏室。 一菲喝止：“你走错了。” 临风惊讶：“这不是厕所吗？” “哦。这是女厕所。男厕所在那儿！”一菲指向对面房间。 临风瞪大眼睛：“你们家里还分男女厕所？” 一菲点头。 临风走到厕所门口，忽然学着一菲鬼画符，口中念叨：“如意如意，顺我心意。厕所开门。”然后推了一下，进去了。
美嘉凑到宛瑜身边，悄悄问道：“你为什么要告诉安妮，子乔要和她分手？” 宛瑜无辜地说：“我只是……怕她到时候会不理我。” 美嘉接着问：“她现在还理你么。” 宛瑜摇头。 美嘉冷笑着说：“我就说嘛——” 两人几乎同时说：“麻烦、糊涂、危险。” 宛瑜告饶：“我知道，你别说了，我后悔死了，我实在是搞不明白子乔，前一秒还说分手，后一秒就改主意了。太随便了吧。” 美嘉幸灾乐祸地说：“你自己都说了，他就是子乔啊。关谷就不会这样。” 说曹操曹操就到，子乔捂着脑袋跑了进来，头上绑着绷带。 宛瑜立即意识到：“哇，子乔！你的头……你不会是走夜路了吧？” 子乔稀里糊涂地说：“走什么夜路，天都还没黑呢。不知道哪里飞来一块砖。” 宛瑜小声嘀咕：“啊！安妮的诅咒！” 子乔回头看她：“什么？” 宛瑜连忙摇头：“没什么。” 美嘉紧张地问：“要不要帮你报警？” 子乔又不以为然地说：“算了，只是皮外伤。现在的小屁孩太调皮，网上扔板砖也就算了，居然跑到小区里来乱扔砖头！” 美嘉过去看看子乔的伤势：“你一定是又在爱情公寓网站发了自己的照片。” 子乔得意地说：“哪个交友网站没有我的照片。还用得着再发呀？” 美嘉轻拍了下他受伤的脑袋：“你花痴，鉴定完毕。” 子乔自言自语：“不过奇了怪了，今天我没看见安妮啊。家里也不在，酒吧也没影，手机也关机。她究竟去哪儿了？” 宛瑜在心里默念：“安妮！别接电话！阻止他的号码！拖进黑名单！从此人间蒸发！让一切都随风逝去吧！我是不是太邪恶了？”嘴上刻意说，“她可能搬走了吧。” 子乔立即反驳：“这怎么可能，搬走都不和我说一声？” 美嘉嬉皮笑脸地说：“我教你一个办法，你在小区里找一个昏暗的路灯，然后一个人站在路灯下，然后保证周围没有人，3分钟之内就会看到她的。而且，她很可能是飘过来的哦。” 子乔拉长脸说：“你鬼片看多啦？我又不是路灯，安妮也不是飞蛾。” “子乔……”宛瑜欲言又止。 子乔不耐烦地说：“有什么事情回头再说，我先去找安妮。”起身就走。 乘临风上厕所的间隙，一菲歇斯底里地发火：“这简直是太荒唐了。荒唐到不可理喻。” 关谷接着说：“我也这么认为。他居然批评我的锅子。”边说边检查锅底。 “我说的是你。”一菲怒目圆睁。 "I?" “你把一切都搞砸了，然后把我弄得像一个白痴一样，你开心了？” 关谷带着歉意说：“一菲，别生气。我只是一时没有忍住。放心，我会把一切都搞定的。” 一菲反问：“怎么搞定？告诉他你是一个日本人，然后做我的日本料理，并且偷听我的约会？” 关谷立马泄气：“哦！看来，的确是搞不定了。” 这时候临风从厕所里出来。 关谷上去要握手：“对不起，我很抱歉。” 临风把手高举，作投降状：“别。请别再把鸡蛋接触我的肉体了。” 一菲神情严峻地坦白：“临风。这是我的室友，来自日本。我想请你吃顿正宗的。所以特意请他来帮我们做今天的晚餐。真对不起，没有对你说实话。” 关谷深鞠一躬：“hi~” 临风风度翩翩地微笑：“我没有生气。亲爱的，你是为了我才做了这一切。我很高兴。也谢谢你的料理，厨师先生。扬出豆腐非常精致。和风海鲜沙律独具一格，鳗鱼鸡骨汤让人赏心悦目。” “谢谢。你太客气了。那我走了，祝你们两个玩得开心。”关谷心中满是开心，转身要走。 临风朝一菲小声说：“惟独照烧银鳕鱼，少放了一点糖，否则就是一流的了。不过火候掌握得很好……” 关谷止步，转过脸来大吼：“少放了一点糖？” 临风委婉地说：“是的。你知道银鳕鱼来自深海，经过烧烤，肉里会自动分泌出一种淡淡的苦味……” 关谷还是一句：“少放了一点糖？” 临风弱弱地问：“一菲，你的日本朋友耳朵有毛病吗？没错，少~放了~一点~糖。” 关谷愤怒地挖苦：“哦，或许有人味蕾坏掉了。” 一菲赶忙圆场：“临风。要不我们出去吃，我知道一家……”说着要把他拉走。 临风这边却也开始顶真：“欧！就算我的味蕾坏掉了，但是至少我还分辨得出什么是完美，什么是美中不足。” 关谷火冒三丈：“美中不足？呵呵，可能不是你的味蕾的问题，你应该换一个新的脑袋。” 一菲喝止：“临风，关谷！”但是没人理她。 临风反唇相讥：“你是在质疑我的味觉？” 关谷越走越近，情绪越来越失控：“哦，我怎么会质疑你呢。我只是觉得你就是一个食草动物，根本不懂如何欣赏鱼类。” 一菲夹在两个人的当中，不知道该如何是好。 临风叫嚷着：“就算我是食草的，我也会在银鳕鱼上加三分之一勺的糖。” 关谷冷冷地发笑：“哈！不过我劝你说这话的时候别在日本，因为你很可能被当众打屁股！不论你是不是成年了！” 临风理直气壮地说：“我不这么认为，上一次，我在日本考察的时候，专门向料理大师关谷健次郎先生请教。他向我反复强调了放糖的问题。” 一菲大叫：“你们别吵了。” 关谷更是来劲：“你见过关谷健次郎？” 临风一字一句地介绍：“日本特级厨师。关谷料理的第三代传人。” 关谷又在重复：“你见过关谷健次郎？” 临风又一字一句地喊道：“没错，他说——照烧银鳕鱼——要——放——糖。” 关谷表情不变：“你见过关谷健次郎？” 临风郁闷地问：“一菲，你朋友是复读机吗？” 一菲无可奈何地说：“临风，你说的这位健次郎先生就是他爸爸。” 关谷怒斥：“他胡说！我爸爸怎么会允许别人在银鳕鱼的酱料里放糖呢！” 临风摆出一副不屑的姿态：“信不信由你，健次郎先生亲口对我说，这是他儿子给他的灵感，放了糖虽然破坏了祖传食谱，但是糖分可以克服鱼肉滋生出来的苦味。这是一次大胆的创新，他8年前就已经修改了菜谱。” 关谷突然进入沉静，兀自说：“天啊！爸爸他居然……修改了菜谱。” 临风的语气也温和起来：“你就是那位健次郎先生一直挂在嘴上的儿子？” 关谷又不合时宜地打岔：“我被挂在嘴上？” 临风接着说：“健次郎先生每次提起儿子，都会情绪非常激动。如果你是他的儿子，那你为什么不放糖？” 关谷激动地回答：“我以为爸爸是对的。” 临风争锋相对：“可是，恰恰相反，健次郎老先生觉得你是对的。” 一菲又跳进两人中间：“好了，既然皆大欢喜，我们可以继续晚餐了吗？” “爸爸……（日语）”关谷悲伤地呼唤着。 一菲手舞足蹈，试图引起双方注意，并且控制局面。但是没人注意她的存在。 临风意味深长地说：“他很想对儿子说一声对不起，可是儿子已经告别料理界了。为此，老先生还专门推出了一道新菜——叫做'神奇葱花饼'（关谷神奇的“神奇”）。以此向儿子道歉。” 愧疚与感激冲击着关谷的神经：“什么！他把我的名字写进了菜谱？你……你知道怎么做的吗？” 临风兴致盎然地说：“略知一二。可惜没有原料。” 一菲再次打岔：“要不，关谷，给我们看看你最新一期的漫画吧。” 关谷眉飞色舞地说：“没关系，楼下的超市什么都有。我陪你去，你做给我看。” “没问题。一菲，你等我们一下。”临风说着跟随关谷就要出门。 关谷笑眯眯地招呼一菲：“你可以自己去隔壁看最新一期的漫画。” 关谷、临风勾肩搭背出去了，嘴里一边还在讨论食谱的事情。 “你们！喂！”一菲痛苦地瘫倒在沙发上。 子乔又走回房间，浑身湿透，脸还很红。 宛瑜紧张地问：“子乔。你又怎么了，湿成这样。” 子乔面无表情地说：“安妮从楼上泼我水。” 宛瑜乐观地说：“可能她是傣族人吧？今天是泼水节？那应该是祝福吧？” “你见过谁祝福的时候泼开水的吗？”子乔侧过脸，让宛瑜看清他的脸。 宛瑜心疼地跑过来看：“子乔，你烫伤了啊？怪不得脸那么红。”伸手摸他的脸。 子乔疼得直哆嗦：“si~~~别碰，别碰。我的脸现在连表情都做不了了！我的姑奶奶啊，你到底跟安妮说了什么？” 宛瑜还在迟疑：“这个……这个……” 子乔马上想到：“那块砖头也是她的'祝福'对不对？” 宛瑜坚定决心，吐出实话：“我……我一开始以为你要跟安妮分手，就不小心说露了，我真的不知道事情会这样……” “什么！”子乔的脸因为烫伤了所以不能做剧烈的表情，“疼疼疼疼……” 宛瑜伤心地说：“我不是故意的！这只是一场意外。意外。” 子乔痛苦难当：“你怎么可以对我这样！” 宛瑜急着解释：“当时我脑子里很乱。我怕我要是瞒着安妮，她会怪我的。” 子乔深沉地说：“哦~~我懂了。安妮——和我，你选择了保护她，然后拿我做炮灰！”随后愤慨地敲着沙发背。 宛瑜连连摇手：“不是，不是。”心里却想着：“尼采说过：男人本
Xiaoxian and Zhanbo are playing billiards.Zhanbo made a hole-in-one, clean and beautiful. "I won again. I've won seven games in a row." Xiaoxian said depressedly: "Are you lucky today?" "Who says it depends on luck? It's strength." Zhanbo answered the phone, "Hi, hello. What? Didn't the interview say 5 o'clock?" Xiaoxian was about to play ball, when he suddenly looked up, and then remembered the half-written words on the blackboard behind the door, he was a little worried, and hoped that nothing would happen. "But no one told me...you notified Mr. Zeng?" Zhan Bo looked back at Zeng Xiaoxian and blamed him softly, "Why didn't you tell me?" Xiaoxian replied embarrassingly: "I left you a message on the message board, but you didn't see it?" Zhanbo frowned and replied: "I see, can you tell me what '5:2' means?" Xiaoxian said with gestures: "Didn't you find that this 2 is very similar to the left half of the character 'Change' in 'Change Time'?" Zhanbo said to the phone: "Okay, forget it." Then he yelled at Xiaoxian angrily, "Oh my God. That guy who is afraid of being a dog got this spot. How could you treat me like this. Ah, I am so remorseful .” Xiaoxian patted him on the back: "It's true that you are too back, but it also shows that you are really strong in winning 7 rounds of me just now." I wanted to use flattery to offset some sins. Zhanbo threw his pole and left, Xiaoxian looked at his back guiltily. Wan Yu walked up and down Zi Qiao's living room, apparently waiting for Zi Qiao to come back. The first thing Zi Qiao said when he returned to the house was to ask Wan Yu, "Is Guan Gu there?" Wan Yu didn't recover, and said casually, "Not here." "Great!" Zi Qiao said and went straight to the balcony. Wan Yu asked strangely, "What are you doing?" "My shirt is all dirty, I borrowed Guan Gu to get a clean one to wear. If he's not around, I won't have to fight with him." Zi Qiao said as he put the clothes on the hanger on himself, straightened, It fits pretty well. Wan Yu said quietly, "Are you going out?" Zi Qiao beamed with a smile: "Well, I'm going on a date with Annie." Wan Yu became nervous: "You mean, you should go and explain it to her now?" Zi Qiao said jokingly: "Say clearly? Tell her that this shirt is not mine? Don't be funny." Wan Yu said distressedly: "Annie is very fragile, be gentle when you propose to break up, maybe she will feel better." Ziqiao said with a relaxed attitude: "Hehe, there is no need at all, because I changed my mind. I don't plan to break up with her." Wan Yu was stunned: "...What!?" Zi Qiao said triumphantly, "I'm not going to dump her anymore." "Wait! Wait! What do you mean?" Zi Qiao's sudden change completely disrupted Wan Yu's plan. Ziqiao said seriously: "I thought about it. You are right, Anne is the girl I really like. The reason I spent so much time pursuing her is because she does have a charm worthy of my admiration. It’s too narrow just to get on base. I must hurry up and say three words to her—I love you, and if I want to add a time limit—I hope it will be ten thousand years.” As he spoke, he fell on his back happily on the sofa. Wan Yu said silently: "No way? I don't know how to memorize like this!" In fact, Ziqiao was thinking: "Qiqi said she doesn't like men, OK, I'm unlucky." Suddenly she was very surprised, "Why not?" Wan Yu said hesitantly: "I mean, Zi Qiao! You have your own opinion, why do you listen to me. Don't do this! I'm a girl, what do I know, do what you want Don't worry about me, just go and find Qiqi." The attitude changed 180 degrees. Zi Qiao said inexplicably: "But the person I want to see now is Annie! I missed her all night last night." Wan Yu categorically stopped: "No! You can't see her!" "why?" "Because...because...because you still owe me money." Ziqiao said gloomily: "If we break up, you will collect debts, and if we don't break up, you will also collect debts. Is your home a bank or the Qinglong Club? Where can there be such debt collections? Auntie, now I am really out of ammunition and food. Next month I will ask Guan Gu to borrow underwear to wear. If you insist on my repaying the debt, I still have a kidney here, if you want, you can take it first." He said, opening his clothes, revealing his akimbo muscles. Wan Yu looked away from the akimbo muscles: "In short, Annie is not suitable for you, I think it's better for you to break up." Zi Qiao asked back: "You told me to be with her well. I thought you would be happy for my decision." She began to think. Wan Yu found fault and said: "You two's problems are your two's business. Why should I be happy." Ziqiao's eyes widened, imitating Wan Yu's tone: "'Annie is a good girl. You are lucky to be with her.' Could it be that what you told me that day was a dream?" Wan Yu retorted: "Then are you sure you are not sleepwalking when you go to see Annie?" "Of course it's not sleepwalking. Wanyu, why are you so weird..." Ziqiao suddenly changed his subject, "I see, you must bet on my affairs, and then you bet money, right? Come on, now I'm losing money." What's the rate? I'll take it too." Wan Yu said viciously: "If you suddenly become a vegetable now, I can kill you all." "Hey! Wan Yu, I wanted to ask before, why do you care so much about me all of a sudden?" Zi Qiao raised her eyebrows. Wan Yu said seriously: "This contains a very deep political issue!" "what is the problem?" Wan Yu imagined herself holding a book with "Politics" written on it, and then read it accordingly: "An act of interfering in the internal affairs of other countries to achieve its own goals will not only be condemned by the international community, but also be defined as seriously overfed. Supported." Therefore, Wan Yu could only use another reason: "This is... um... a problem with your sense of responsibility." "I'm taking responsibility now!" Zi Qiao was confused. "But you are not responsible for me!" Zi Qiao raised his hands in a gesture of surrender: "Heaven has eyes, you and I are innocent." Wan Yu pouted and said, "You promised me that if you want to dump Annie, you must be responsible to the end. As a man, you must keep your word." At the same time, Zi Qiao rushed to say, "I don't know what you're talking about? I'm going to be late, the movie is about to start. I'm going to borrow another pair of pants." After speaking, she got up and was about to leave. Wan Yu gritted her teeth and cursed: "You--lying Pinocchio." Zi Qiao was still confused by Monk Zhang Er, so he hurried into Guan Gu's room.Wan Yu stood there for a long time, sat down, took out her cell phone, and made a call. "Hi! Is it Annie? It's me. I just talked with Zi Qiao. I have the latest situation, huh? Is Zi Qiao dead? Oh, he was still alive just now. This... don't get excited..." There was a howling cry from the handset of the phone. Wan Yu said anxiously: "Annie?! Annie?...How many bottles of vodka did you drink?" In the bar, Annie was very drunk and was drinking and playing with vodka on fire. "You—tell me Zi Qiao, this kid's life is over, and he will pay for what he did. I have half a case of vodka left here, and it should be enough to burn down his apartment. I'm Chen Anni Growing up so big, I have always been the only one who dumped others, and no one else dumped me!" Wan Yu hurriedly comforted her: "Calm down. This is not the case." Annie couldn't listen to anything: "It's okay to say we broke up. I have seen phone breakups, text messages, email breakups, and I have never seen another woman come to tell me to break up!" "Huh? Annie, you really misunderstood." Wan Yu blamed herself even more. Annie threatened: "Hmph, does he walk at night? Does he have loved ones? Do they walk at night? You tell him to wait. Look at it. I want him to live or die." Zi Qiao came out wearing new trousers at this time. Wan Yu said to the phone: "Okay, okay, my dear, I will tell him. By the way, there is one more thing, will you go with us to Liang Jingru's concert on the weekend? Now if One more ticket, I want to bring..." Before finishing speaking, Annie hung up, "Hi! Hello!" Wan Yu hung up the phone and said to Ziqiao, "Ziqiao, um, there is something I want to tell you you." While twisting the buttons, Zi Qiao looked at Wan Yu and smiled innocently: "What is it?" Wan Yu paused for a moment, "Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm I wish you good luck on your date." She still couldn't say it. Both Guan Gu and Yifei were busy in the kitchen wearing funny aprons. Yifei was sweating profusely: "How is it, Master Guan Gu?" Guan Gu replied excitedly: "It's almost there. You just need to simmer the soup on a low heat and add the miso seasoning after five minutes. Then check the temperature of the grilled silver cod and remember to slice the lemon. Finally, add the sauce and salad Stir it, the seafood sauce should not be too much..." Yifei said painfully: "Just kill me and forget it. You'd better help me get everything done. A good person will do his best and send Buddha to the West." "You still want me to send him to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?" Guan Gu's eyes widened. Yifei hurriedly denied: "Oh! It's not learning from scriptures." "That is to send him to heaven?" Guan Gu bit his nails, very scared. "I mean you help me to the end. According to management, the devil hides in the details. If you help me with every detail, the date will be perfect." Yifei explained. Sekiya raised his head proudly: "I am the son of master chef Kenjiro Sekiya. He will definitely have nothing to say about the Japanese cuisine I cook." Yifei reminded: "Don't take it lightly. Shen Linfeng has studied in Japan and has a lot of research on Japanese cuisine. And he has a more genuine personality. So we can't slack off." "I'm wearing slippers. There are no shoelaces!" Guan Gu showed Yifei. Yifei rolled his eyes and said, "I'm a little nervous. I hope he won't raise too many opinions." "Yifei, I'm Japanese. No matter how long he studies in Japan, he can't understand the essence of Japanese cuisine better than me!" Guan Gu was cutting a lemon. When he got excited, he didn't see it clearly. He snapped it and cut it. .Guan Gu picked up his left hand and immediately lost a finger. "Ah!" Yifei screamed. Guan Gu stretched out his hidden finger: "Teasing you. Ha!" Yifei angrily grabbed Guan Gu's finger and almost broke it. 这时候，门铃响。一菲去开门，沈临风站在门口。 临风绅士地说：“亲爱的！” 一菲面无表情：“啊！”顺带把手臂横在门上。 临风打趣地说：“怎么了？不欢迎我吗？” “不，不，你怎么这么早就来了？”一菲不住地往后看。 临风含情脉脉地说：“知道你要做料理给我。我专程取消了董事会。我想早一点看到你。意不意外？开不开心？” 一菲再看了一眼关谷，回头说：“意外！开心。”说着突然把门关上。门外立刻传来临风的惨叫。 一菲急冲到关谷这里：“他来了，他来了。他提早来了。” 关谷指指门口：“那我出去？” 一菲焦急地说：“在门口了，你怎么出去？找个地方躲起来！” 关谷接着犯傻：“躲在哪里？你们家冰箱够大吗？” 一菲四处寻找，怎么把关谷藏起来：“储藏室！储藏室。”说着把关谷推进储藏室，自己整理了一下着装去开门。 临风在门口揉鼻子。 一菲回过神来：“你的鼻子怎么了？” 临风惨笑地说：“你的门。砸到我了。” 一菲歉疚地说：“不好意思，不好意思。我太开心了。一激动忘了让你进屋了。” 临风伸手示意：“现在我可以进来了吗？” 一菲让出通道：“当然可以，亲爱的。” 临风步履轻盈地走进屋。 酒吧桌球区，曾小贤一个人打桌球，手机响起。 “喂。见鬼怎么又是我接到的？你就不能直接打他的手机吗？”小贤把手机从耳边拿到眼前，然后略带歉意地对手机里说，“对哦，这就是他的手机。什么？另外一个候选人一出门被卡车撞了？这么说展博仍然有机会参与选拔？哦~太好了……哦，我不是指那位被车撞的同志。好的，我知道了，我会转告他的。谢谢。” 小贤合上电话，兴奋地拿起笔在桌球区的记分板上写字，边写边念：“选拔面试，晚上7点。怕狗男被卡车秒杀了。曾小贤。” 关谷在储藏室里听室外的动静，一菲和临风坐到餐桌前。 “啊！”临风望着一桌的美食，激动之情溢于言表。 一菲得意地问：“怎么样？” 临风舀了一勺汤，放进嘴里，做出回味无穷的表情：“这个鳗鱼鸡骨汤的味道很浓，醇香刚刚好。亲爱的，你在日本料理方面的造诣真是出人意料。” 一菲低头，不好意思地说：“嗬嗬，谢谢了。” 关谷在储藏室里，听得很得意。俏皮地踢了一下脚。 临风拿出叉子，吃了一口沙律，陶醉地说：“啊！” 一菲翻白眼：“啊！” 关谷在储藏室里骄傲地握拳，闭眼。 临风果然极尽赞美：“完美。这不是普通的千岛酱。是秘制酱料吧？” 一菲顺着说：“是。秘制的。” 临风兴奋地说：“快告诉我，你是怎么调的？” 一菲顿了顿，然后边说边比划：“我先把大勺插进去，然后……顺时针调两圈，然后，逆时针调三圈，就像这样。” 临风仰天大笑：“嗯……哈哈哈，亲爱的，你真幽默。我是问你配料有些什么？” 一菲立刻傻了眼：“嗯……这个……我有点那个……我想先上个厕所。你等我一下哦。”飞快走进储藏室。 储藏室里，关谷正捂着嘴，憋着不笑出声。 一菲满脸焦虑地说：“别笑了，他在问我问题！” 关谷叉着腰，还是笑得合不拢嘴：“你的回答太有趣了。你干脆告诉他，顺时针转两圈，逆时针转三圈，然后保险箱就开了。” 一菲忍不住也笑着说：“别幸灾乐祸了，我都快穿帮了。” 关谷神秘地小声说：“好了好了。你听好——日本生醋1杯，味淋6.5汤匙，砂糖45克，东字淡口豉油2汤匙，昆布1片，木鱼花20克浸醋。记住了？” 一菲跟着默念：“日本生醋1杯。” “后面呢？” “全忘了。” 关谷耐心说：“好，我再说一遍……” 一菲反倒不耐烦：“得了得了，你帮我写在手上。” 关谷晕倒。 一菲从储藏室里出来，全神贯注地默念手上的小抄，路过沈公子的时候，沈公子闻到了她的香水味。 临风赞美地说：“你闻起来真香，今天用的是什么香水？” 一菲还在默念：“日本生醋1杯，味淋6.5汤匙，砂糖45克，东字淡口豉油……” “什么？”临风显然没听明白。 一菲大呼：“秘制酱料啊~” 临风轻描淡写地说：“别管它了。我随口问问而已。对了，这道扬出豆腐，你是用炖锅做的还是用双层锅煮的？” 一菲又傻眼了，苦着脸说：“我能再去一次洗手间吗？” 临风很诧异：“你不是刚去过吗？” 一菲扭头，偷偷把一边耳环摘下来：“哦！是……我把耳环忘在里面了。”侧过头去给临风看。 “没关系，我帮你去拿。”临风起立直奔储藏室。 一菲连忙跟过去：“不用，不用了。”但是为时已晚。 关谷赶紧顶住储藏室的门。 临风拽了拽门把，毫无反应，扭头问一菲：“卡住了？” 一菲强颜欢笑：“我们的这个门不太好。经常这样，一般人他开不了。” 临风奇怪地问：“那你怎么开。” “你坐下，我开给你看。”一菲把临风远远地拉回餐桌，自己走回门边，推一下，再推一下，关谷还是顶着。一菲双手合十，然后张手在半空鬼画符般地乱作动作，口中念念有词：“如意如意，顺我心意，厕所开门！”门自动开了。 临风激动地感慨：“哦！你们家的房子真有意思，门坏了还要念咒语。” 一菲微微一笑，走进去。“快快快快，关谷，扬出豆腐，我是用炖锅还是用双层锅做的？” “两个都用。”关谷回答。 一菲冲出去，坐好：“我炖锅和双层锅两样都用。” “欧！怪不得。不过从我的角度看来，亲爱的，你这种做法有点浪费。”临风突然话锋急转，一菲也感到很诧异。 关谷在屋子里，面容开始扭曲：“Nani？” 临风慢条斯理地说：“其实，锅子并不是必需的，而且双层锅会把豆腐的醇香和大部分健康营养都吸收了。不过没关系，这是一种常见的错误。很多初学者都是这样做的。” 关谷勃然大怒，推开门出来，指着临风怒斥：“初学者！你说谁是初学者。” 临风一脸茫然地看着一菲：“这是谁？” 一菲抱头作痛苦状：“啊啊！嗯~~这是关谷，他碰巧也在里面上厕所。” 关谷还在较真：“你不太喜欢我的日本料理是吗？” “你的料理？这不是一菲做的吗？”临风再看向一菲。 “或许我应该推荐你尝试一下我最近推出的特别鸡蛋烹饪法。”关谷说着从厨房灶台上拿了一个鸡蛋。 临风莫名其妙：“我不知道你在说什么？”说着正好把手掌摊开。 “不！你应该试试看的。”关谷把鸡蛋打开，然后打在了临风手上。 一菲惊声尖叫：“关谷，你在干什么？” 关谷讽刺道：“他可以直接上菜了。因为这样不会流失鸡蛋的醇香和健康营养！” “哦！”一菲捂住脸，不敢再看下去，“关谷！我被你打败了。我彻底被你毁了。临风，对不起。” 临风哆哆嗦嗦地捧着鸡蛋说：“没关系，如果不介意，我想先洗个手。” “当然。”一菲还能说什么呢。 临风直奔储藏室。 一菲喝止：“你走错了。” 临风惊讶：“这不是厕所吗？” “哦。这是女厕所。男厕所在那儿！”一菲指向对面房间。 临风瞪大眼睛：“你们家里还分男女厕所？” 一菲点头。 临风走到厕所门口，忽然学着一菲鬼画符，口中念叨：“如意如意，顺我心意。厕所开门。”然后推了一下，进去了。
美嘉凑到宛瑜身边，悄悄问道：“你为什么要告诉安妮，子乔要和她分手？” 宛瑜无辜地说：“我只是……怕她到时候会不理我。” 美嘉接着问：“她现在还理你么。” 宛瑜摇头。 美嘉冷笑着说：“我就说嘛——” 两人几乎同时说：“麻烦、糊涂、危险。” 宛瑜告饶：“我知道，你别说了，我后悔死了，我实在是搞不明白子乔，前一秒还说分手，后一秒就改主意了。太随便了吧。” 美嘉幸灾乐祸地说：“你自己都说了，他就是子乔啊。关谷就不会这样。” 说曹操曹操就到，子乔捂着脑袋跑了进来，头上绑着绷带。 宛瑜立即意识到：“哇，子乔！你的头……你不会是走夜路了吧？” 子乔稀里糊涂地说：“走什么夜路，天都还没黑呢。不知道哪里飞来一块砖。” 宛瑜小声嘀咕：“啊！安妮的诅咒！” 子乔回头看她：“什么？” 宛瑜连忙摇头：“没什么。” 美嘉紧张地问：“要不要帮你报警？” 子乔又不以为然地说：“算了，只是皮外伤。现在的小屁孩太调皮，网上扔板砖也就算了，居然跑到小区里来乱扔砖头！” 美嘉过去看看子乔的伤势：“你一定是又在爱情公寓网站发了自己的照片。” 子乔得意地说：“哪个交友网站没有我的照片。还用得着再发呀？” 美嘉轻拍了下他受伤的脑袋：“你花痴，鉴定完毕。” 子乔自言自语：“不过奇了怪了，今天我没看见安妮啊。家里也不在，酒吧也没影，手机也关机。她究竟去哪儿了？” 宛瑜在心里默念：“安妮！别接电话！阻止他的号码！拖进黑名单！从此人间蒸发！让一切都随风逝去吧！我是不是太邪恶了？”嘴上刻意说，“她可能搬走了吧。” 子乔立即反驳：“这怎么可能，搬走都不和我说一声？” 美嘉嬉皮笑脸地说：“我教你一个办法，你在小区里找一个昏暗的路灯，然后一个人站在路灯下，然后保证周围没有人，3分钟之内就会看到她的。而且，她很可能是飘过来的哦。” 子乔拉长脸说：“你鬼片看多啦？我又不是路灯，安妮也不是飞蛾。” “子乔……”宛瑜欲言又止。 子乔不耐烦地说：“有什么事情回头再说，我先去找安妮。”起身就走。 乘临风上厕所的间隙，一菲歇斯底里地发火：“这简直是太荒唐了。荒唐到不可理喻。” 关谷接着说：“我也这么认为。他居然批评我的锅子。”边说边检查锅底。 “我说的是你。”一菲怒目圆睁。 "I?" “你把一切都搞砸了，然后把我弄得像一个白痴一样，你开心了？” 关谷带着歉意说：“一菲，别生气。我只是一时没有忍住。放心，我会把一切都搞定的。” 一菲反问：“怎么搞定？告诉他你是一个日本人，然后做我的日本料理，并且偷听我的约会？” 关谷立马泄气：“哦！看来，的确是搞不定了。” 这时候临风从厕所里出来。 关谷上去要握手：“对不起，我很抱歉。” 临风把手高举，作投降状：“别。请别再把鸡蛋接触我的肉体了。” 一菲神情严峻地坦白：“临风。这是我的室友，来自日本。我想请你吃顿正宗的。所以特意请他来帮我们做今天的晚餐。真对不起，没有对你说实话。” 关谷深鞠一躬：“hi~” 临风风度翩翩地微笑：“我没有生气。亲爱的，你是为了我才做了这一切。我很高兴。也谢谢你的料理，厨师先生。扬出豆腐非常精致。和风海鲜沙律独具一格，鳗鱼鸡骨汤让人赏心悦目。” “谢谢。你太客气了。那我走了，祝你们两个玩得开心。”关谷心中满是开心，转身要走。 临风朝一菲小声说：“惟独照烧银鳕鱼，少放了一点糖，否则就是一流的了。不过火候掌握得很好……” 关谷止步，转过脸来大吼：“少放了一点糖？” 临风委婉地说：“是的。你知道银鳕鱼来自深海，经过烧烤，肉里会自动分泌出一种淡淡的苦味……” 关谷还是一句：“少放了一点糖？” 临风弱弱地问：“一菲，你的日本朋友耳朵有毛病吗？没错，少~放了~一点~糖。” 关谷愤怒地挖苦：“哦，或许有人味蕾坏掉了。” 一菲赶忙圆场：“临风。要不我们出去吃，我知道一家……”说着要把他拉走。 临风这边却也开始顶真：“欧！就算我的味蕾坏掉了，但是至少我还分辨得出什么是完美，什么是美中不足。” 关谷火冒三丈：“美中不足？呵呵，可能不是你的味蕾的问题，你应该换一个新的脑袋。” 一菲喝止：“临风，关谷！”但是没人理她。 临风反唇相讥：“你是在质疑我的味觉？” 关谷越走越近，情绪越来越失控：“哦，我怎么会质疑你呢。我只是觉得你就是一个食草动物，根本不懂如何欣赏鱼类。” 一菲夹在两个人的当中，不知道该如何是好。 临风叫嚷着：“就算我是食草的，我也会在银鳕鱼上加三分之一勺的糖。” 关谷冷冷地发笑：“哈！不过我劝你说这话的时候别在日本，因为你很可能被当众打屁股！不论你是不是成年了！” 临风理直气壮地说：“我不这么认为，上一次，我在日本考察的时候，专门向料理大师关谷健次郎先生请教。他向我反复强调了放糖的问题。” 一菲大叫：“你们别吵了。” 关谷更是来劲：“你见过关谷健次郎？” 临风一字一句地介绍：“日本特级厨师。关谷料理的第三代传人。” 关谷又在重复：“你见过关谷健次郎？” 临风又一字一句地喊道：“没错，他说——照烧银鳕鱼——要——放——糖。” 关谷表情不变：“你见过关谷健次郎？” 临风郁闷地问：“一菲，你朋友是复读机吗？” 一菲无可奈何地说：“临风，你说的这位健次郎先生就是他爸爸。” 关谷怒斥：“他胡说！我爸爸怎么会允许别人在银鳕鱼的酱料里放糖呢！” 临风摆出一副不屑的姿态：“信不信由你，健次郎先生亲口对我说，这是他儿子给他的灵感，放了糖虽然破坏了祖传食谱，但是糖分可以克服鱼肉滋生出来的苦味。这是一次大胆的创新，他8年前就已经修改了菜谱。” 关谷突然进入沉静，兀自说：“天啊！爸爸他居然……修改了菜谱。” 临风的语气也温和起来：“你就是那位健次郎先生一直挂在嘴上的儿子？” 关谷又不合时宜地打岔：“我被挂在嘴上？” 临风接着说：“健次郎先生每次提起儿子，都会情绪非常激动。如果你是他的儿子，那你为什么不放糖？” 关谷激动地回答：“我以为爸爸是对的。” 临风争锋相对：“可是，恰恰相反，健次郎老先生觉得你是对的。” 一菲又跳进两人中间：“好了，既然皆大欢喜，我们可以继续晚餐了吗？” “爸爸……（日语）”关谷悲伤地呼唤着。 一菲手舞足蹈，试图引起双方注意，并且控制局面。但是没人注意她的存在。 临风意味深长地说：“他很想对儿子说一声对不起，可是儿子已经告别料理界了。为此，老先生还专门推出了一道新菜——叫做'神奇葱花饼'（关谷神奇的“神奇”）。以此向儿子道歉。” 愧疚与感激冲击着关谷的神经：“什么！他把我的名字写进了菜谱？你……你知道怎么做的吗？” 临风兴致盎然地说：“略知一二。可惜没有原料。” 一菲再次打岔：“要不，关谷，给我们看看你最新一期的漫画吧。” 关谷眉飞色舞地说：“没关系，楼下的超市什么都有。我陪你去，你做给我看。” “没问题。一菲，你等我们一下。”临风说着跟随关谷就要出门。 关谷笑眯眯地招呼一菲：“你可以自己去隔壁看最新一期的漫画。” 关谷、临风勾肩搭背出去了，嘴里一边还在讨论食谱的事情。 “你们！喂！”一菲痛苦地瘫倒在沙发上。 子乔又走回房间，浑身湿透，脸还很红。 宛瑜紧张地问：“子乔。你又怎么了，湿成这样。” 子乔面无表情地说：“安妮从楼上泼我水。” 宛瑜乐观地说：“可能她是傣族人吧？今天是泼水节？那应该是祝福吧？” “你见过谁祝福的时候泼开水的吗？”子乔侧过脸，让宛瑜看清他的脸。 宛瑜心疼地跑过来看：“子乔，你烫伤了啊？怪不得脸那么红。”伸手摸他的脸。 子乔疼得直哆嗦：“si~~~别碰，别碰。我的脸现在连表情都做不了了！我的姑奶奶啊，你到底跟安妮说了什么？” 宛瑜还在迟疑：“这个……这个……” 子乔马上想到：“那块砖头也是她的'祝福'对不对？” 宛瑜坚定决心，吐出实话：“我……我一开始以为你要跟安妮分手，就不小心说露了，我真的不知道事情会这样……” “什么！”子乔的脸因为烫伤了所以不能做剧烈的表情，“疼疼疼疼……” 宛瑜伤心地说：“我不是故意的！这只是一场意外。意外。” 子乔痛苦难当：“你怎么可以对我这样！” 宛瑜急着解释：“当时我脑子里很乱。我怕我要是瞒着安妮，她会怪我的。” 子乔深沉地说：“哦~~我懂了。安妮——和我，你选择了保护她，然后拿我做炮灰！”随后愤慨地敲着沙发背。 宛瑜连连摇手：“不是，不是。”心里却想着：“尼采说过：男人本