Chapter 9 Chapter 9 Big Traffic Jam
It was another bright morning.Yifei and Zhanbo play Chinese chess on a whim, but Yifei is not good at chess.
"I'll eat your cannon."
"General."
"Then I won't go like this," Yifei took the cannon back and landed it heavily on the chessboard, "I'll eat your rook!"
"General," Zhan Bo said impatiently, "you are still dead."
Yifei cheated: "No, no, do it all over again!"
Yifei was clamoring to re-arrange the chess, when Xiaoxian broke in without warning.
"I can't believe it, you guys know what happened just now!" Xiao Xian started his guessing game again mysteriously.
Yifei was thoughtful: "Let me guess, did you wet the bed?"
Xiaoxian gave her a white look: "I received a call, and I'm going to be on TV—"Ruyu has a date"!" She posed with a sniper rifle pointing forward with both hands.
Zhanbo said cheerfully, "Really? It's so cool, this is a well-known show! Did Ruyu call you?" His eyes were full of envy.
"It's not her. It's Lisa, Lisa Rong." Xiaoxian sat down and took a breath.
Yifei showed her gossip nature: "Is that Ziqiao's old friend?"
"What kind of old friend, she is my benefactor, she is kind to me, and I finally stepped into the TV circle under her strong recommendation. So, all this is inevitable, they finally discovered my talent Yes, gold always shines." Xiao Xian was grateful to Lisa Rong, but couldn't help but start bragging about herself.
Yifei said to herself: "I think your producers must be out of their minds, what about her ratings?"
It's not Yifei alone who has such concerns. In fact, Lisarong has planned it beforehand, but Xiaoxian is still in the dark.At this time, Lisa Rong was on the phone with the leader: "Director! It's really not that I'm out of my mind, it's just that the budget is not enough, we can't hire a big-name bar manager every time! I also want to invite Zhang Xiaoyi, Air tickets and hotels are very expensive. I finally found one free of money. Yes, of course he doesn’t know! He’s still happy!”
Sure enough, Zeng Xiaoxian in the iPartment was happily turning on the TV channel.
"Ho ho ho... Hurry up! Preview! Program preview!" Xiaoxian amplified the TV sound.
The TV show "A Date Like Jade" is currently broadcasting the trailer: a silhouette of a person appears on the screen, but the specific appearance cannot be seen, and the subtitle reads "Tomorrow's Guest".The dubbing introduction is as follows: "Tomorrow's program we will invite a special guest, his name is Zeng Xiaoxian, although you may not have heard of him. But in the program we will draw an Audi car as the audience Grand prize. Please look forward to the same time tomorrow, Ruyu has an appointment with you!" At the end of the trailer, a golden Audi car is frozen.
"It's so cool!" Zhan Bo had an intoxicated expression on his face.
"Many people are looking forward to it! Have you seen it?" Xiaoxian was completely immersed in self-indulgence.
Yifei's eyes lit up: "Yeah, I'm also looking forward to the Audi car!"
Zhan Bo echoed, "Yes!"
Xiaoxian picked up Zhanbo's chess piece, dropped it heavily, and said to Yifei retaliatingly: "General! You are dead!" without leaving any room.
Everyone in the bar was playing cards, and Zhan Bo ran in in a panic.
"I just saw two very cool convertibles parked in front of the apartment." Zhan Bo reported.
"I saw it too, it's very beautiful!" Mika added, her eyes full of longing.
Xiaoxian proudly said: "Hurry up, hurry up and ask me who owns this car?" With his chin raised high, he put his face in front of everyone.
Meijia looked at Xiaoxian, noncommittal, and suddenly turned to Yifei: "Yifei, do you know who owns this car? I think the owner must be a rich and handsome guy." Xiaoxian was completely ignored.
Yifei looked around the bar for a week, only ignoring Xiaoxian: "I noticed it, but I haven't found it yet."
Xiaoxian changed from a hint to a naked demand: "Ask me! Didn't I ask you to ask me?"
Meijia still didn't believe it: "Why do I ask you. It must not be yours. I see your gray Xiali every day."
Yifei was delighted when he heard it: "His is not gray. It's white, but it hasn't been washed for n years."
Xiaoxian suffered a lot of blows, and said not to be outdone, "Everyone! I solemnly declare that the convertible car at the door belongs to Xiadi!"
Yifei immediately became alert: "Whose car did you steal?"
Xiaoxian said dismissively: "What stealing? A friend of mine knew that I was going to be on a TV show tomorrow, so he insisted on driving me. He said it was because of my stardom, the star of a TV star." He deliberately emphasized that his friend The link that requires "stardom" in order to stand out.But my heart is full of sweetness and bitterness: "Actually, I borrowed it from the leasing company. 1200 a day is too expensive, but the guests on the show are all celebrities, so I might not be allowed to drive a Xiali?"
"Really, Mr. Zeng, you really look like a star when you drive those two convertible cars!" Meijia immediately changed her attitude and praised Xiaoxian.
Zhanbo followed closely behind: "You are our pride. Can you take me with you? I can be your driver." By the way, he made a request.
Xiaoxian didn't understand for a moment: "The driver?"
Zhanbo's brains turned sharply: "If you have a driver, you will have a better accent."
Xiaoxian's plan was to prepare for tomorrow's interview, but he didn't expect that there would be an unexpected effect today, and he felt beautiful in his heart: "Well, it makes sense, Zhanbo is thoughtful. No problem, it's settled like this."
Yifei immediately intervened: "No, Zhanbo! Don't use your brains. I know you just want to drive, and you dare to drive in less than three days after getting your driver's license? You have to take the elevated highway to go to the TV station. How can you do it at this level? "
Xiaoxian couldn't get used to it: "Hu Yifei! You just can't see people showing their sincerity. Why do you want to drive? Do you think everyone is as narrow-minded as you? That's a place to flatter me!"
Zhanbo received support, and nodded his head like a rattle: "Yes, yes, Teacher Zeng is my idol." He flattered again disgustingly.
Yifei was a little confused: "Anyway, I said no."
Of course Xiaoxian wanted to take her down with all his strength: "Cut! You are his nanny! Zhanbo, ignore him. I will appoint you as my driver tomorrow. That's it." Then, he threw the car keys to Zhanbo Bo, the big brother is full of style.
Holding the key in his hand, Zhan Bo was not to mention how excited he was, and said softly, "And tomorrow my maiden will drive a cabriolet, so it must be crazy." The more he thinks about it, the more beautiful it becomes.
Yifei had no choice but to act backwards: "Zhanbo! You are the only seedling in our family, and I will be responsible for you! Don't try to drive alone tomorrow, I have to sit next to you." There was another person in the car.
Wan Yu walked in: "Hi! I saw a beautiful convertible parked in front of the apartment just now." Although she was not excited, she appreciated it.Xiaoxian pointed at himself triumphantly, his exaggerated movements could attract the attention of all bar people. "It can't be yours, Teacher Zeng." Wan Yu's first reaction was the same as everyone else's—not believing.
Xiao Xian suffered a blow in his heart, but he remained unyielding: "It's right here."
Yifei followed up: "I borrowed it. I guess it will be until tomorrow night." Change the taunting strategy.
"A lot of people are watching there." Wan Yu said worriedly.
Xiaoxian got even more excited: "Normal... purely normal."
Wan Yu explained: "My dad also has a convertible, but he usually pulls up the convertible when he parks."
Xiaoxian is still complacent: "Ha, what is a convertible car~"
Wan Yu said regretfully: "If you pulled it up, that kid just now wouldn't pee in the driver's seat."
Xiaoxian was shocked and rushed out rolling and crawling.
The noon sun became hot, the curtains of the living room were half drawn, Zhanbo was curled up on the sofa to rest, and Xiaoxian was sitting in the kitchen area reading the newspaper.Guan Gu walks in, full of sweat.
"Guan Gu-jun." Zhan Bo greeted.
Guan Gu's face was filled with indignation: "Don't call me Mr. Guan Gu, please call me Zhonghuan Thirteen Lang."
Zhanbo was amused, and said with a smile: "Guan Gu! You are too good. It only takes 13 minutes to drive around the Central Ring Road?"
Guan Gu explained depressedly: "I just took a taxi back, and the driver actually took me 13 times around the Central Ring Road!"
"How could this be?" Zhan Bo began to sympathize.
Guan Gu was unwilling to tell the truth: "I said I didn't know the way very well, and asked him what to do. He said it didn't matter, the earth is round. So I started to go around."
Xiaoxian gloated and said, "Good detour!" He even laughed a little excitedly.
Xiao Xian's words simply added fuel to Guan Gu's fire: "What?" Guan Gu was about to get angry.
Xiaoxian hurriedly apologized, plus an explanation, and of course he was proud: "I mean, Guan Gu, you have circled around 13 times, which means that the road conditions are very smooth today, so I can rest assured."
Guan Gu suddenly realized: "Oh. Teacher Zeng, I heard that you are going to be on TV. Congratulations!"
Xiaoxian is naturally full of ambition: "Thank you, I'm so excited. I'm now looking forward to the spotlights being fully lit, and then I'm going to make a gorgeous debut."
"Then how are you going to make an appearance?" Guan Gu responded.
"Want to watch it? I've already rehearsed." Xiaoxian couldn't wait for an answer, so he stood up, walked into the toilet, and came out again.Jumping out, with the head still pointing a little bit, raising both hands like an orangutan, then standing still, drawing a circle with the upper arms, pretending to listen to the screams of the audience, one left and one right.Freeze. "How is it?" Xiaoxian asked while maintaining his pose.
The remaining two couldn't help laughing.
Guan Gu said bluntly: "Not bad, a bit like a monkey escaped from an acrobatic troupe."
Xiaoxian didn't give up or give up, and then said: "Hey! This action requires coordination on stage and off stage. If you don't say 'wo wo wo'," put your left hand next to your mouth as a trumpet, and draw a circle in the air with your right hand to express The audience responded, "Boo, of course I look like an idiot."
Zhanbo expressed his opinion: "I think it should be more natural. No one appeared on TV like this."
It was too late and then soon, Ziqiao rushed in, very excited, dancing like a black dancer, which was similar to Xiaoxian's appearance just now. "Are you ready for TV, our superstar?"
Guan Gu Chao Zhanbo joked, "Another monkey escaped from the acrobatic troupe."
Joe sat down.
Zhanbo's question time: "Zi Qiao, how did you hear about it?"
Ziqiao asked: "How could I not know! Mr. Zeng has already changed the online names of MSN, QQ, and iPartment to make friends online - 'I'm going to be on TV'."
Guan Gu went on to say: "Oh, I also sent a group of text messages to everyone, and I received three of the same." He took out his mobile phone to show.
Everyone looked at Zeng Xiaoxian in horror.
Zi Qiao said with great interest: "What program do you want to be on? "Scent of a Woman Comes at Night"?"
Xiaoxian corrected: "It's "A Date Like Jade"!"
Ziqiao was inexplicably terrified: "What? Dude, you haven't gotten along well in the Chinese TV industry yet, have you? Everyone knows that Ruyu and I don't get along!"
Everyone cast their horrified gazes again.
Ziqiao said: "Four years ago, I was an audience member on her show. I confessed my love to her during the recording of the show, but it ended badly. My God! This accident almost ruined us. The acting careers of both of them." Summarized without shame.
Everyone turned panic into contempt: "wo~~"
Zhan Bo immediately proposed: "Today you have a good opportunity to settle your differences with her, and then have a good drink. Do you want to go together?"
Ziqiao was a little embarrassed: "It will be awkward when we meet, after all, you know..." The turning point was soon, "But if anyone doesn't take me there, I will be in a hurry." So far, there are 3 more people in the car.
"Oh! By the way, I have a new idea. Let's see how it feels to enter the arena like this?" Xiaoxian ran into the toilet again, and everyone sat down.Xiaoxian walked out with his head down very melancholy, biting his fingers, and raised his head, pretending not to know that this was a live broadcast, very artificial.
"Wo wo wo wo!" Zi Qiao immediately responded excitedly, acting just as Zeng Xiaoxian needed.
Xiaoxian said happily: "Ha! Look, this is the entrance effect I want!" Then Xiaoxian drew a circle on his upper arm, pretending to listen to the screams of the audience, and swipe left and right.
The sports car drove slowly on the road, and the mopeds on the slow lane next to it passed one after another.The four of them sat in the car, with Zhanbo as the driver, Yifei as the co-pilot with a cup of coffee in hand, and Xiaoxian and Ziqiao sitting in the back seat.
Xiaoxian said nervously and anxiously: "Honey, let me ask if you can drive a little faster."
"The driving school master taught me that the heart is like still water, and if you want to achieve it, you will achieve it." Zhanbo stared blankly at the driveway ahead.
Yifei said unhurriedly: "Zhanbo is right, novices should take it easy. Driving is not difficult, only if there are newcomers!"
Xiaoxian couldn't wait: "But he drives like an older female driver. Guan Gu and the others are faster than us on the subway." There were also people behind who couldn't wait to honk their horns and kept honking.
"Press what. Zi Qiao, put this sign behind me." Yifei said, handing over a sign that had been prepared in advance.
"What is it - expelled from the driving school, self-taught, novice driver, good at emergency braking!" Ziqiao put the plate on while watching, and the horn really stopped. "Hey! It's really effective." Zi Qiao praised.
Xiaoxian is not in the mood to joke: "I will be on stage in more than an hour, this is my first live broadcast."
"There is no rehearsal in my life, every day is a live broadcast." Before finishing speaking, a flash of light suddenly shot from the side of the road, Ziqiao grinned, and the picture froze.
Xiaoxian immediately realized: "What's wrong? I haven't even been to the TV station yet, there are already paparazzi?"
Zhanbo said apologetically, "We seem to have been photographed by a camera just now."
"Why? We violated the rules?" Yifei felt that under his supervision, such a mistake should not have happened.
Zhanbo explained: "This seems to be a bus-only lane."
Yifei roared: "Then why are you still on this road? A ticket is 200. Do you think we will be photographed as a comic strip? Turn on the direction lights and pass!"
Xiaoxian said nervously and hesitantly, "We've all been photographed?"
"It's hard to say." Zi Qiao was also not sure.
Xiaoxian's tone was regretful and triumphant: "My maiden photo was not given to the TV station. It was given to the traffic police brigade! Do you think it will be posted on Tudou?"
Ziqiao is full of confidence: "I said, life is broadcast live every day. Hey, my smile just now should be pretty good."
Suddenly, Zhanbo slammed on the brakes, Hu Yifei was drinking coffee in the car, and the coffee spilled on his pants. "You're really good at sprinting!"
"That green jeep just changed lanes illegally. Sister, are you okay?" Zhanbo drew a little attention to Yifei.
Yifei's clothes that were carefully prepared to hold Xiaoxian's field were stained with stains, and she was furious: "Grandpa's. I don't want to live anymore."
Xiaoxian moved his head to the front row: "Why wasn't he caught by the camera?"
"Because the probe has passed." Zhan Bo said calmly.
The more Yifei thought about it, the angrier she became, and ordered, "Zhanbo catch up."
How could Zhanbo dare: "Farewell. The driving school master said: You can calm down when you are quiet, and then you can be safe when you are quiet. Don't drive a car that is arrogant. Be safe..."
"Stop talking nonsense! Step on the accelerator!" Yifei gave him a more direct order without giving him a chance to hesitate.
Zhan Bo asked back tremblingly: "No, sister! Didn't you just say that driving is not difficult, as long as there are newcomers?"
Yifei doesn't care about this: "You bastard, you actually bully the weak!"
Zhanbo also has other people's ambition: "But your slogan is not weak at all. Maybe he thinks I drive too slowly."
Why is Yifei willing to destroy his prestige: "Why don't you become an astronaut if you think it's too slow! Xiaoshu just slipped away without repairing it. Go up and greet his 18th generation ancestors. When the police and probes are not around, someone has to speak up justice?"
Xiaoxian interjected: "Is swearing at people considered justice?"
Yifei rolled her eyes: "Why don't you say that a gentleman uses his mouth but not his hands!"
Zhan Bo cried with a sad face: "I don't swear, it's so ugly."
Yifei changed his request: "Then you go up and spit at him to show your condemnation. Those big-name football stars, Ronaldinho, Ronaldinho, Ronaldinho are all like this."
Zhanbo became stubborn: "No, anyone who spits gets a red card. I've never spit on anyone in my life."
Yifei's hatred: "It's not about people, it's about cars." Hate iron can't make steel.
Zhanbo said again: "I don't want to get a red card."
Yifei played hard and soft: "What are you afraid of? You are on the road. You will never meet him again in your life. What are you afraid of him for?"
Zhanbo still wanted to resist: "It's just that the master said: Dao can be said to be very Dao, and there is a thread in everything..."
Ziqiao scolded, "Zhanbo, you learned how to drive in Wudang Mountain, right?"
Yifei resorted to aggressive tactics: "It's because all the novices are like you that they are bullied by the old driver. Don't be a mother-in-law. You don't dare to do such a trivial thing, but you have the nerve to wear Nike? Just do it, do you understand?"
Zhanbo simply cheated: "I don't know how to spit."
Ziqiao fanned the flames: "Spitting is instinctive."
Xiaoxian was even more bored: "Wrong, there are many women and children who can't. They usually suck it and then swallow it." As he spoke, he also imitated the action.
Ziqiao also got excited: "Zhanbo, you really don't know how to do it! Come on, let me teach you!" He cleared his throat and coughed and spit.
Zhanbo's self-esteem played a role at this time: "Okay, okay! Can you stop talking, who said I can't." After speaking, he stepped on the gas pedal, stretched his head out, and spit out the window. Spit on the window of the jeep.
The face of the jeep driver next door changed drastically.
Zhanbo accelerated to pass the jeep: "Okay, are you satisfied now?!"
"How do you feel?" Zi Qiao asked.
"Not bad!" Zhan Bo secretly smirked.
Yifei said happily: "Zi Qiao, look, what day is it today?! For the first time in Zhanbo's life, he vented his emotions like a man, and this dead announcer is actually going to be on a TV show." Zeng Xiaoxian cast a vicious expression. "We should really commemorate this great moment!" Yifei made a pun, and everyone relaxed again and continued on the road.
The vehicles in front gradually gathered, Zhanbo had to slow down the car, stop slowly, and open the sunroof to get some air.
"A'ou." Zhan Bo sighed.
Xiaoxian asked with concern: "What happened in front?"
"It seems to be blocked." Yifei replied.
Zhan Bo turned his head to look back, then quickly turned back, and said in a crying voice, "Sister! You lied to me!"
Yifei was puzzled: "What did I lie to you?"
"You said that I would never touch this green jeep again in my life!" Zhanbo directed Yifei to look to the side and rear with a mournful face.
Many cars gradually joined the queue, and the green jeep was next to Zhanbo's car.The driver rolled down the window and looked over eagerly.
Zi Qiao didn't think so: "Oh! Great! If they dare to provoke, let's let them have a try! Zhanbo, come on!"
Zhanbo was as scared as a three-year-old child: "No, don't, don't, don't be impulsive, I haven't figured out the number of enemies and us, I don't want to take risks."
Zi Qiao said confidently: "There are four and a half men in our car. They basically have the upper hand."
Zhanbo counted the number of people: "Is it three and a half?"
"Oh, what Ziqiao means is, 1, 2—" Xiaoxian pointed to himself and Ziqiao, "One Fei counts as two, and you count as half. Exactly four and a half."
"You! I'm not afraid of them! I'm just worried. Now we can't move the car. If there is an exchange of fire, it's not convenient for us to escape-by the way, is he still staring at me?" Zhanbo turned his head towards Yifei , dare not look out.
Xiaoxian continued to gloat: "Of course, Zhanbo, it was you who spit on him."
Zhanbo was extremely depressed: "Thank you, Mr. Zeng, I know~~~"
Yifei suddenly became energetic: "Hey, hey! Look, look ahead, why did everyone get out of the car?"
Ziqiao muttered leisurely: "Stop and sit in the maple forest at night. Frost leaves are as red as February flowers."
Xiaoxian regained his tense state: "It's better not to have anything wrong, if you're late today, you're not joking."
Yifei was about to take action: "You stay still, I'll go and see what's going on."
Zhanbo wanted to take the opportunity to escape: "Sister, I'll go with you."
Yifei had other ideas, so she didn't want to bring a man as a burden: "No, just sit down, dealing with people is my strong point." After finishing speaking, she got out of the car and shouted to the front: "Hey! What do you think, I don’t know that you can’t park casually on the elevated road!” Zhan Bo faced the turning crowd with an embarrassed expression.
Zeng Xiaoxian's cell phone rang.
"Hey!"
On the other end of the phone, Guan Gu had already appeared at the entrance of the TV station, and there were Meijia and Wanyu in the hall.
Guan Gu asked: "Hayi, I'm Guan Gu, we're at the TV station, how about you?"
Xiaoxian replied embarrassingly: "We have a little problem here, and there is a traffic jam."
"What? Traffic jam? Did you take the Central Ring Road?"
"I just said that this is an ominous road. I hope you don't break my record of picking up Sanlang in Central."
Xiaoxian became nervous: "We probably won't go around thirteen times."
Guan Gu gave an even more explosive prediction: "No, I'm afraid you will be stuck in traffic for 13 hours."
On the other end of the phone, Xiaoxian's eyes were dull.
Yifei came back happily, and it seemed that she had gained a lot.
"Unbelievable, I have a very explosive announcement to make."
Xiaoxian said desperately, "Is there a car accident ahead?"
Yifei replied excitedly: "I just spotted a very, very, very sexy handsome man in the car in front of me just now."
The three men looked at each other.
Yifei was intoxicated while describing: "Bulky arms, broad shoulders, driving a black Chevrolet Epica! And, most importantly, he has very thick hair."
"Exuberant hair?" Zhan Bo repeated loudly.
Zi Qiao joked: "Women like furry things, such as 'King Kong'."
How can Xiaoxian have such idle thoughts: "Don't talk about it. Yifei, I am more concerned about traffic jams."
Yifei then returned to the topic: "Oh, the car accident, 8 cars rear-ended, 7 were Japanese cars. It is said that there were no casualties, but now there are car taillights and bumpers all over the floor. All 4 lanes are closed, it may take a while Only when the road surface is cleared can they be released.”
"How long?" Xiaoxian asked eagerly.
"I guess at least a few hours." Yifei said, resting his chin.
"No, it looks like I'm going to run to the TV station." Xiaoxian said, jumped out of the car door, and made preparations on the spot, and everyone got out of the car to watch the fun.
"How far is it from here to the TV station?" Xiao Xian asked beside him.
Zhanbo estimates: "About 30 kilometers."
Xiaoxian unbuttoned his suit and asked Zhanbo to give a more precise analysis: "OK, I still have... 52 minutes. I can run 30 kilometers in 52 minutes. This... this... computer, help me calculate it. What should I do?" run."
This is Zhanbo's strength, without a calculator, he blurted out: "52 minutes is equal to 3120 seconds, 30 kilometers is 30,000 meters, divide it, and the speed of 100 meters you need is 9 seconds 69. Congratulations, you have just leveled the world of Jamaicans record."
Xiaoxian was immediately discouraged: "Forget it, I forgot that I have an Achilles tendon injury..."
Yifei scolded: "Did you pull it while hurdling?"
"I strained it while playing golf." Xiaoxian slapped his swollen face to look fat, and rubbed his ankle pretendingly.
The three people under the car snickered.
In the hall of the TV station, Guan Gu hung up the phone with a sad face.
Mika asked curiously, "How is it?"
"They're stuck on the road." Guan Gu said in a sympathetic tone.
"It's a good thing we took the subway, we really had the foresight." Wan Yu held a lucky tone.
Guan Gu clarified the crux of the problem: "But we are here to see Mr. Zeng as a guest. If he can't come, why are we here?"
Meijia was concerned about other issues: "Where is it stuck?"
"On the Central Ring Road, it seems that there was an 8-car rear-end collision. It seems that the situation is very serious." Guan Gu said it very clearly, and he should have heard it from Xiaoxian.
"Okay, I see." Meijia took out her mobile phone and prepared to make a call.
"Who are you calling?" Guan Gu wondered, could it be that Meijia can even solve traffic accidents?
Meijia gave an unexpected answer: "Traffic radio is the station that broadcasts real-time traffic information. I want to report to them."
"Why?" Guan Gu was even more surprised, can the traffic station solve traffic accidents?
Meijia recalled: "Once, I was also stuck on the road, and I heard their radio saying: 'The general public is welcome to provide us with the latest traffic information.' I called when I was bored. After 10 seconds, My message was broadcast. The next day, the radio station sent me a box of toothbrushes!" Recalling this unexpected harvest again gave Meijia a wonderful feeling.
Wan Yu seemed to have heard an anecdote: "It turns out that there are prizes for reporting traffic information."
Meijia said complacently, "I don't know. After that, I developed a good habit of calling the traffic station whenever I encountered a traffic jam." Said, Meijia picked up the phone receiver, "Hello! That's right, it's me again Ah! By the way, let me ask, what are you giving this time? A pump? Okay, okay..." He looked impatient.
Guan Gu and Wan Yu looked at each other helplessly.
Zeng Xiaoxian was pacing anxiously outside the car, Hu Yifei looked at Zhanbo secretly, and suddenly took out his mobile phone. Zhanbo was taken aback by Yifei's actions: "Sister, what are you doing?" "It's okay, I just suddenly had an idea. I want to take a group photo of my brother and his first provocative opponent in his life. Announce that my dear brother has completely evolved into a man." Yifei really had a whim, and in this crowded On the Central Ring Road, there is nothing to have fun. "Then what am I?" Zhanbo began to struggle. "Stop being wordy, just smile." Yifei held the mobile phone and looked at Zhanbo, with the big man's fierce eyes behind him. "Eggplant!" There was a click, and the picture froze.Yifei carefully checked the picture and commented: "Okay, it just happened to be in the picture. The composition is perfect. Hey, look, there is a sign under the windshield of their car. What does it say?" Curiosity began to trouble again. Another boring person——Zi Qiao, came to watch the fun: "Let me see, zoom in, zoom in!" Yifei zoomed in on the digital photo, and Zi Qiao read out: "Asian Judo Association..." Yifei continued to read: "A special coach car?" "Ah?!" Zhan Bo was scared out of his wits. Yifei comforted: "Don't be afraid, Zhanbo, that guy just happens to be tough. He shouldn't be a coach, at most he's just a driver. How can a coach drive by himself?" Just as he was talking, the rear window of the jeep rolled down. , revealing another fierce big man, wearing sunglasses, with angry eyes, Yifei began to regret his talk: "Oh, this... I guess it's the coach." Zhan Bo made a judgment: "...I'm dead now." "Wait! Still~no~one~definite!" Only Ziqiao said very calmly. Zhanbo looked like he had found a savior: "Really? Really?" "Don't panic, do as I tell you. Stretch out your left hand and point to him." Zi Qiao suddenly gave an instruction. Zhan Bo stretched his hand out of the car, pointing at the big man sitting in the back, his execution was decisive and resolute. "Spread your fingers, draw a circle, make a fist." Zhan Bo spread his fingers, drew circles, and made a fist. "Thumbs up." Zhanbo raised his thumb. "Rotate 180 degrees counterclockwise. Slam down." Zhanbo followed suit. The coach witnessed the provocative behavior in front of him, and his ferocious expression became even more ferocious. "Okay, done." Zhan Bo asked in surprise and joy: "Is it all right?" Ziqiao gave the completely opposite answer: "Just now, it's not sure whether you will die or not, but now...you are really dead." "Ah!" Zhan Bo was forced to the edge of the cliff, his heart was full of remorse. Outside the convertible, Xiaoxian answered the phone again. "Hello, Lisa!" Xiaoxian pretended to be relaxed. Lisa's side is already in a battle state, and all departments are ready. "Zeng Xiaoxian, are you here? Just to let you know, today's show is postponed for an hour. It is said that the station leaders will come to watch the show tonight. Don't let me down again. Go make up when you arrive." Xiaoxian said cautiously: "Lisa, I'm afraid it will take a while for me to arrive. But my car is already on the elevated road. Let the other guests put on makeup first. Don't wait for me, you know, I'm usually used to Wear makeup to work." Lisa is incredible: "Wear makeup to work? Aren't you a radio host?" Xiaoxian pretended to be calm and explained: "This is my self-cultivation. I have been waiting for today for 7 years." Lisa didn't bother to pay attention: "Okay then. By the way, you are driving? The side seems to be very quiet." "Oh, me, I'll roll down the car window. Listen, there is actually a lot of noise on the elevated road." Xiaoxian signaled, and everyone immediately cooperated.He pointed the mobile phone at everyone's mouths, and the three of them used ventriloquism to simulate the engine of the car, the sound of the wind and so on. The chaotic noise made Lisa upset, and she couldn't tell the truth: "Friendly reminder, don't take the Central Line for a while, I just heard from the traffic radio that the traffic jam there is like a sausage." Xiaoxian complained subconsciously: "Why didn't you say it earlier!" Lisa noticed something unusual: "Huh? Early? Is it late now? Aren't you driving smoothly?" Xiaoxian responded immediately: "Oh, yes... I really sympathize with those people stuck in traffic. They wish they had read the news earlier." Lisa didn't want to waste her tongue at all: "You better hurry up, today is a live broadcast, so don't be late!" Xiaoxian motioned Zhanbo to blow on the phone, and Zhanbo blew hard honestly. Xiaoxian took advantage of the artificial breeze and said, "Of course I know, I'm fast now. What? Hey! Hey! Maybe it's My speed is too fast, and the signal of my mobile phone can't keep up with the speed. Hey! I'll hang up first!" Xiaoxian hung up the phone, and Zhanbo was sucking in a lot of car exhaust mixed with the lack of oxygen due to excessive blowing The air, a little dizzy. Xiaoxian said to everyone with a serious face: "Okay, I must rush to the TV station immediately, otherwise I will never be on TV in my life. Is there any way for me to leave this ghost place immediately!" The three of them scratched their heads, and a TV station helicopter flew over. Zi Qiao first noticed: "Helicopter!" Xiaoxian then also found out: "It's from the TV station. Hey! I'm your future colleague!" He shouted into the sky, and his voice was drowned in the vast sea of cars within a few meters. Yifei said appreciatively, "It's very creative. Are you going to knock it down, or let me kick you up?" Zhanbo's plan is even better: "We can ask for help. Shout! Then use your body to spell out the word 'sos' on the ground, and the helicopter will come to help us if it sees it." Yifei rolled her eyes. Zi Qiao followed and booed: "Okay! I have a good figure, and I will play the big S!" Yifei gave him another look: "Is this also an idea?" Xiaoxian really won't ask for Yifei until the end of the world: "Then do you have any good ideas?" Yifei's prudence was instantly exposed: "The handsome man in the black Jingcheng car in front of him should not look stupid. He might have an idea." Xiao Xian took it seriously: "You mean that King Kong?" Yifei defended King Kong and said, "That's hairy. He's not called King Kong." Xiaoxian knew that Yifei was talking nonsense again: "I really hope he is now. At least King Kong can carry me, swing the street lamp, and leave here immediately." Yifei narrowed her lustful eyes: "Then I'll go and verify it. He invited me to sit in his car." "Oh, I'm sorry to disturb your date, but your close relative's roommate is burning his ass now, do you think it's appropriate for you to run and flirt with a King Kong?" Xiaoxian is almost desperate for this world, what do you need friendship for? Yifei couldn't hold back the lust in her heart: "...what's inappropriate?" Xiaoxian couldn't believe that the answer he got was so cruel: "Ah!" Ziqiao comforted in a strange way: "Mr. Zeng, you should relax. If you come, you should be at ease. There is no need to deliberately create a tense atmosphere." Zhanbo also wanted to say a few words of consolation: "Well, the master taught us that 'you can be calm after being quiet, and then you can be at peace after being still.'" The three of them pointed at him angrily at the same time: "Shut up!" "It's not a big deal. When the sky mercilessly closes a door, maybe it will open a window for you somewhere." Yifei made use of the topic, while comforting Xiaoxian, while making excuses for her upcoming actions. Not far away, the window of a white mini cooper opened, and a beautiful woman looked out.Zi Qiao found the prey, and immediately got on his body like a nympho. "That's right, I saw it, it's that window..." Ziqiao took Yifei's words. Xiaoxian was furious, and wanted to vent his anger by roaring: "Hey! Hey! Did I say that you two haven't seen a living person for three hundred years?" Ziqiao's soul has long been sitting in the co-pilot of the beauty: "The beauty who usually drives the mini cooper always passes by in a 'swish'. Today I finally caught a living one." "Do you really want to find a partner at this moment?" Xiaoxian changed from a roaring lion to a pitiful worm. "I've tried dating in building elevators, on the top of Changbai Mountain, in hot springs in Hokkaido, and in public toilets that haven't been renovated yet, but it's the first time for me on an elevated highway with traffic jams," Zi Qiao licked dry lips, "I feel like my life is almost complete." Yifei's eyes followed King Kong all the time: "Although I'm a little embarrassed, but let it go!" Zi Qiao responded, "We will settle the battle quickly." The two left at the same time. "Next time, I can help you arrange a date in the refrigerator in the slaughterhouse." Xiaoxian cursed, "There are so many opportunities like this! There are opposite sexes but no humanity!" As he muttered, he slammed on the car door angrily. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xiaoxian immediately felt the pain after smashing it, and shook his hands desperately. Zhan Bo rushed forward, and suddenly hugged his injured hand: "Mr. Zeng, don't, don't shake it, the judo guy thought we were giving the middle finger." “这不是中指，我砸到的是无名指！”小贤挣脱展博，把无名指竖起来给他看。从柔道教练的位置看过去，的确像竖中指。 “放下来，放下来！哎呀！”展博看了一眼旁边的车里，教练的嘴角微微颤动。 这边，子乔装模作样地晃到mini cooper旁，美女已经打开车门站在车旁。 “hi！”子乔微笑着扬起手。 “hi！”美女礼貌地回应。 子乔从汽车入手：“你的车真漂亮。” 美女回答：“谢谢。不过现在漂亮也没用，都堵成这样了。”一脸焦急的神色。 子乔镇定自若地说：“现在的交通就是这样，不过今天还算是最走运的。” 美女来了兴趣：“你还碰到过堵得更厉害的？” 子乔绅士风度地说：“呵呵，我的意思是，不是每次都有机会和这么漂亮的女孩堵在一起的。” 美女开心地笑了。 子乔趁机伸出手：“我叫吕小布。” 美女握了握子乔的手：“我叫Cris。对了，你会修空调吗？我突然觉得我的空调只出风不打冷了。” “是吗？你有没有试过把控制旋钮转~过去？”子乔像在开玩笑，其实是掩盖无知。 Cirs笑得灿烂：“嗬嗬，当然试过。”幽默感让这个女孩身心舒畅。 子乔泄气地说：“哦，那我就没辙了。” Cris有点失望：“算了，可能是电路故障。我还是自己想办法吧。” 子乔不甘心放过这么好的机会：“慢着。Cris。我刚才目测了一下，不是电路的问题，而是你车的制冷系统有故障。” Cris瞪大眼睛：“真的吗？你是怎么目测出来的？” 子乔装模作样：“嗯……看车子的气色……” “气色？” “是啊！车子和人是一样的，都有气色……你看你车子的气色……很白！而且，很烫。”子乔摸了摸发动机盖。 “因为我把发动机开了很久了。”Cris越发觉得有趣。 “我当然知道，嘘！我听一下发动机的声音。”子乔假装倾听。“哦，是发动机液压系统流量不稳定，导致主电脑调节版的程序暂停，从而使冷却液无法回流到出风口。问题就是这么简单。” Cris掩饰不住内心地敬佩：“你太厉害，你甚至都没打开车前盖。” 子乔出了一身冷汗，心说：“当然啦！我一口气把所有能想到的专用名词都用上了，能不厉害吗？”专用名词开始奏效，子乔继续忽悠：“这种问题听就能听出来。我能感觉到你汽车的脉搏。” Cirs心怀感激地说：“那你有办法修好吗？我会非常感谢你的。这天实在是太热了。”说着Cris脱了一件衣服。 子乔瞪大眼睛盯着Cirs凹凸有致的身材，想也不想地说：“当然能啊！碰巧，我是制冷专业毕业的。” 小贤打电话求救。 “喂，宛瑜？你们有什么办法赶快帮我支点招啊。” 宛瑜突然想起：“曾老师。我想起来了。在你后备箱里，有辆折叠自行车，上次郊游的时候我放进去的。” “真的吗？”小贤兴冲冲地打开后备箱，只发现了一块滑板。“哪儿有自行车啊？” 宛瑜很确定：“我上次放进去的啊！在你夏利的后备箱里。” 小贤算是闹明白了：“啊啊啊！我今天没有开夏利，我这里只有一块滑板。”挂了电话。 展博建议：“滑板也可以啊。肯定比你跑得快。” “有道理哦。我试试看。”小贤踏上滑板，做好架势，猛地蹬了一下地，结果滑板从后面出去了，人没动。 黑色的雪弗兰里，一菲和金刚在说话。金刚撩起袖子，show自己的纹身给一菲看。 “这是去年纹的，这些字母是拉丁语。” “哦，沙丁鱼。沙丁鱼罐头我经常买的。”一菲魂不守舍地回答。 金刚急了：“是拉丁语。巴拉东奇拉古萨——意思是，'被追杀的狼'。”自恋地摸了摸纹身。 “酷啊！”一菲惊叹。 金刚撩起右臂，一个人的头像出现：“还有这里，这是我的偶像——拉斐尔。” 一菲张口就来：“哦，这个我知道，拿叉子的忍者神龟。挺像的。” 金刚汗颜，不得不拿出法宝了：“最得意的在这里。”说着解开胸口扣子，露出一片胸毛。 “我什么都没看见啊。”一菲迷惑地问。 “老虎。你没看见？” “哦！”其实一菲还是没看出来。 金刚把抽象的毛具体化：“世界上最后一只华南虎。我花了6天，三个大师按照年画的样子帮我刺的。” “一定在丛林深处，挺逼真的，还毛茸茸的。那张华南虎的照片就是从你这儿拍的吧。”一菲听什么都觉得那么富有激情。 金刚很得意：“你不仅会欣赏，而且你很……HOT。”变着法子夸奖一菲。 “这么热的天，你不开空调，我想是个人都会很hot。”一菲拿手扇风。 金刚觉得有点难堪，辩解道：“我喜欢流汗的感觉。” “不错啊，开车的时候顺便洗洗桑拿。” “我的理想就是开着车，暴晒在西藏的公路上。”金刚忽然动情地望着前方。 “真的吗？！你也打算去西藏？”一菲终于找到了驴友中的知音。 金刚发现一菲喜欢，便继续吹嘘起来：“是啊，我爱死那里了。无边的高原，裸露的骄阳，金色的寺庙。” “天啊！你想找人同行吗？” “正在找，不过现在看来已经找到了。”金刚深情地望向一菲，渐渐把嘴凑上去，就快吻到的时候，一菲突然大发感慨。 “这就是缘分。我爱自驾，我爱西藏……我更爱这堵车。” “我本来打算明天出发，正要去买一个GPS导航仪。可是估计等堵完车，店就该关门了。”金刚没吻到，心里满是郁闷。 一菲抢着说：“不用啊，我的车里就有，可以给你用啊！” 金刚故作姿态：“不是我，是我们。” 一菲妖娆地回答：“我去拿，等我回来，别走开。”说着下车，又折回来，趴在窗口，继续妖娆地挑逗对方，“哦我忘了，你动不了。” 金刚大口咽着口水。 吕子乔绕到车前，用力地抬车前盖，怎么也抬不起来。 Cris好奇地问：“你想把车子抬起来？” “不，是车前盖。”子乔还在使劲。 Cris按了一下按钮，车前盖自动起来了。 “看我的脑子，我忘了。”子乔很轻巧地潇洒地推起前盖，汽车的发动机系统呈现在眼前。“天啊！这都什么玩艺呀！”子乔小声嘀咕。 Cris听见了，便问道：“你没见过汽车的构造？” 子乔强颜欢笑：“当然见过啦！怎么可能没见过。这是最简单的机械系统。”但是问题还在后面。 “现在要怎么做？你刚才说是冷却液的问题对吗？” “嗯，是啊。”子乔一面回答，一边自语：“可是这杀千刀的冷却液在哪儿呢？” 一菲没走几步，一辆奔驰里一个斯文的戴着眼镜的男人探出头，叫住一菲。 “小姐，请问前面出了什么事情？” “一时半会儿估计还好不了，正在清理道路。” “糟糕。我的病人正在等我呢。”眼镜男自语。 一菲问道：“你是个医生？” “牙医。” 一菲忽然发现：“车不错啊。” 眼镜男先是愣了一下，然后礼貌地回应：“谢谢。” 一菲接着问：“嗯，这么好的车，应该有空调吧。” 眼镜男又愣了一下：“有啊。” 一菲指了指前挡风玻璃后的一个瓶子：“那是……百事可乐？” 眼镜男对一菲产生了浓厚的兴趣：“嗯哼，冰镇的。我车上有冰箱。” 一菲左顾右盼，装模作样地说：“喝冰镇的对牙不会不好吧。” 眼镜男端详了一下一菲，鬼主意上了心头：“要不要来一瓶？” “如果你邀请我的话。”一菲立刻坐上了他的奔驰。眼镜男则开始了研究一菲的工作，把病人抛到了九霄云外。 等了半响，Cris等不及了：“你还没找到制冷液吗？” 子乔还在吹嘘：“凭我的经验……制冷液一定是装在容器里的。对了，就在这儿。”指了指电瓶。 “我猜这好像是电瓶吧。”Cris虽不肯定，但八九不离十。 子乔还要赌上一赌：“你确定？” Cris立场不坚定：“我也不确定。” 子乔赌赢了，游戏还能进行下去：“那就对了，这个容器叫做制冷箱，里面呢就装着制冷液。你看这个'加号'，就表明你要从这里添加制冷液。这和空调的原理是一样的。”说得有模有样。 Cris盯着正负极标志，还是愿意相信子乔：“是吗？” “你发动一下，然后打开空调，我看看，制冷系统有没有工作。”子乔把手放在正负极上。 Cris按下start按钮，通电。子乔立即触电，抽搐。 “啊啊啊啊啊！”随着子乔痛苦的呻吟，他的头撞到上面的车前盖，车前盖落下，把他夹在发动机里，两脚乱蹬。 天色已经变暗，展博走回敞篷车边。 小贤的焦急已经变得麻木：“有什么发现没有？” 展博一本正经地说：“前面的面包车里有两条雪撬犬……可惜我们没有雪撬。” 小贤简直要吐血。 远处传来摩托车的声音，小贤顺着声音看过去，一个骑着摩托者的警官，慢慢驶来。 “摩托车！对了，我可以搭摩托车离开这里！警官，警官！我们需要帮助。”小贤大呼小叫地迎上去。 骑警停下车，脱下头盔，扬起秀发，飒爽英姿把小贤和展博都给震住了，原来是名女骑警。 “对不起，我正在执行任务。” 展博从震惊中回过神来：“我朋友有点急事，您能不能搭他一段路啊？” 女警坚决地说：“我说了我在执行任务。” 小贤还没彻底从震惊中回过神，又或者焦急的心情已经让他语无伦次了：“你好，妈咪啊，不是，madam啊，我是一个主持人。你有听过我的节目啊？你的月亮我的心，好男人就是我，我就是……” “电视台的？”女警打量着。 小贤镇定下来：“勉强可以算吧。因为今晚，我要参加一个直播。” “哦！不要提醒我，我有印象！等等，等等。”女警冥想中。 小贤努力期待她的结果：“对，对，我就是……”恨不得自己替她想。 女警终于开口：“我看过你的节目……你是……你是那个……毕福剑，对吧！” 曾小贤差点晕倒。 女警充满喜悦地说：“我奶奶最喜欢看你的节目了。” 小贤无奈，为达目的，认了：“啊……对！没错，我就是毕福剑。” 女警激动地大叫：“太好了，我今天第一天上岗，就能见到大明星，回去我奶奶一定不相信。哈哈。”小贤怪异地指指她，陪笑。 “你能捎我一段吗？我真的很急。”小贤请求道。 女警很爽快：“好吧。只要不耽误我执行任务。对了，到时候能给我奶奶签个名吗？老毕。” “没问题。签多少个都没问题。”小贤顾不了那么多了。 忽然，女警指着远处：“先生！请你下来！公路上不准随地小便！喂！说你呢！水龙头关起来！”女警下摩托车，到前面去了。 小贤拨开云雾见青天般地长舒一口气：“呼，太好了，真是天无绝人之路，看见没有，进入电视圈就是不一样！”都这样了，他还能苦中作乐。 展博也为他高兴，顺便戏弄一番：“是啊，老毕，否则怎么让你主持《梦想剧场》呢？” 小贤瞪了展博一眼。 这时，摩托车上的对讲机响起：“PC12138，A5公路上有一位妇女临产。情况紧急，请前去处理。蓝色帕萨特，车牌号：20331，重复，PC12138，A5公路上有一位妇女临产。情况紧急，请前去处理。蓝色帕萨特，车牌……” 展博脑袋简单，只顾惊诧：“有一个孕妇要在街上生啦！” 在困境中，小贤的反应力被逼发出来：“不会吧，要是她去A5公路接孕妇，我这辈子都到不了电视台了。” 展博还在开玩笑：“《梦想剧场》到此结束，下面请收看《社会与道德》。” 小贤却自顾自地盘算：“可是，我为什么要让她知道。她要是不知道的话……”警用摩托的大灯照在小贤的半张脸上，忽然烘托出阴阳较量的效果。 小贤猛地把脸朝向灯光：“不行，这个妇女肯定更需要帮助。生孩子不是开玩笑的！” 展博在一旁不知所措：“啊？” 小贤又猛地把脸埋进黑暗中：“可是，我今晚的直播对你的职业生涯非常重要，我错过了就永远只能坐在黑暗的演播室了。” “啊？”展博奇怪他在干嘛？ “生孩子一生只有一次，万一NG了，我会受到良心谴责的。”灯光下，小贤一脸正义。 展博问道：“你是在跟我说话？”小贤没有理会。 “他们就不能安排其他警察去处理吗？救命还要排队吗？”黑暗中，小贤一脸奸邪。 小贤再次朝向光明：“可是人家是孕妇，老弱病残孕优先啊。” 小贤又再陷入黑暗：“警察去了也未必能起到什么作用，不是吗？” 黑白之间，小贤仿佛陷入了极其险峻的矛盾较量。 “不！孕妇需要立刻送医院，需要病床、医生还有护士。” “在街上生个孩子有什么大不了的，你看人家日本人，都是在野外生的，否则干吗起名叫田中、井上、松下的。但是直播对我很重要，it's my precious（学指环王）。” 展博觉得小贤有些不正常了，赶紧呼唤：“喂！曾老师，小贤，老曾，老毕……喂！” 这时，女警回来了。“ok了，老毕，我们走吧。” 小贤抬了三次腿都没跨上车，他始终是个好人：“嗯……这个……嗯……警官。好啦，我不能这么做。是这样的，刚才你的对讲机响了，A5公路上有个妇女临产了，需要马上送医院，你还是先去帮助他吧。蓝色帕萨特，车牌号20331。”末了，还故作轻松地微笑。 女警完全明白了：“是吗？好的，那我得马上赶到。谢谢你啊！你不仅是个好主持，也是一个好市民。” 小贤有气无力地回答：“哦。” 女警发动了摩托：“在我走之前，能不能说一遍你的经典口号，我回去学给我奶奶听。” 小贤想了想，说：“呃，这个……好吧。” 小贤与女警一起仰起脸高呼：“长假七天乐！堵车也快乐！”两人击掌相庆，哈哈笑。 女警真的离去。曾小贤坐在高架桥边，迎着微风，陷入释然之后长久的沉默。展博怀揣敬意地看着他。 Lisa的电话像催命一样，再一次打过来。 “曾小贤，你到了吗？还有十五分钟，节目就要开始了。即使你不用化妆，最起码出现一下吧。我好跟导演有个交待。” 这一次，小贤却出奇的平静：“这个……Lisa，其实，我实话跟你说吧。我碰到堵车了。” Lisa难以置信：“堵车？” 小贤确认：“是的，在中环公路上。” “我不是跟你说过别走中环公路吗？”Lisa责怪道。 小贤淡定地概括过程：“这只是个意外。说不定，前面已经开始疏通了。你再等我一下。” “等你？”Lisa温柔的话语中带着杀机，“我看这样吧。我现在立刻派一个摄制组还有一辆直播车去你那里，做一个场外连线，这样你就可以在高架公路上参加我们的直播了。” 小贤傻乎乎地应答：“真的吗？太好了。Lisa，我现在的位置是……” 没等小贤说完，Lisa凶相毕露：“好你个屁！你是不是脑子被灌了水银了啊？我告诉你曾小贤，要么你给我15分钟内出现，要么你就永远不用出现了。” “可是这个嘉宾非我莫属啊！”小贤天真地以为。 “是吗？”Lisa对旁边的人叫嚷，“小马啊，给我通知梅花姐姐，叫她化好妆，到后台standby。” “梅花姐姐是谁？”小贤不明所以。 Lisa尖刻地指出：“你的替补。你来不了，难道要让全国十四亿观众和广告商都等你吗？” 小贤更不放心：“可是，我从来没听过这个梅花姐姐啊。她怎么能替补我。” Lisa发狠地问道：“人家至少可以光着脚，同时在头上腿上套300个呼拉圈。你做得到吗？” 小贤刚刚经历从焦虑到淡定的转变，现在的脑子像抹了机油一样，非常好使：“Lisa，等等，听我说，我带了吕小布和我一起过来。” “你说什么？”Lisa震惊。 小贤对着Lisa的死穴，玩命一击，成败在此一举：“没错。吕小布，他一直想再见到你。现在他和我困在一起，如果你们不等我了，我就把他……把他……把他介绍给其他美女。” Lisa立刻软了下来：“千万别，你怎么可以拿我最可爱的小布做人质。” 小贤有点不忍，但是必须坚
Zeng Xiaoxian was pacing anxiously outside the car, Hu Yifei looked at Zhanbo secretly, and suddenly took out his mobile phone. Zhanbo was taken aback by Yifei's actions: "Sister, what are you doing?" "It's okay, I just suddenly had an idea. I want to take a group photo of my brother and his first provocative opponent in his life. Announce that my dear brother has completely evolved into a man." Yifei really had a whim, and in this crowded On the Central Ring Road, there is nothing to have fun. "Then what am I?" Zhanbo began to struggle. "Stop being wordy, just smile." Yifei held the mobile phone and looked at Zhanbo, with the big man's fierce eyes behind him. "Eggplant!" There was a click, and the picture froze.Yifei carefully checked the picture and commented: "Okay, it just happened to be in the picture. The composition is perfect. Hey, look, there is a sign under the windshield of their car. What does it say?" Curiosity began to trouble again. Another boring person——Zi Qiao, came to watch the fun: "Let me see, zoom in, zoom in!" Yifei zoomed in on the digital photo, and Zi Qiao read out: "Asian Judo Association..." Yifei continued to read: "A special coach car?" "Ah?!" Zhan Bo was scared out of his wits. Yifei comforted: "Don't be afraid, Zhanbo, that guy just happens to be tough. He shouldn't be a coach, at most he's just a driver. How can a coach drive by himself?" Just as he was talking, the rear window of the jeep rolled down. , revealing another fierce big man, wearing sunglasses, with angry eyes, Yifei began to regret his talk: "Oh, this... I guess it's the coach." Zhan Bo made a judgment: "...I'm dead now." "Wait! Still~no~one~definite!" Only Ziqiao said very calmly. Zhanbo looked like he had found a savior: "Really? Really?" "Don't panic, do as I tell you. Stretch out your left hand and point to him." Zi Qiao suddenly gave an instruction. Zhan Bo stretched his hand out of the car, pointing at the big man sitting in the back, his execution was decisive and resolute. "Spread your fingers, draw a circle, make a fist." Zhan Bo spread his fingers, drew circles, and made a fist. "Thumbs up." Zhanbo raised his thumb. "Rotate 180 degrees counterclockwise. Slam down." Zhanbo followed suit. The coach witnessed the provocative behavior in front of him, and his ferocious expression became even more ferocious. "Okay, done." Zhan Bo asked in surprise and joy: "Is it all right?" Ziqiao gave the completely opposite answer: "Just now, it's not sure whether you will die or not, but now...you are really dead." "Ah!" Zhan Bo was forced to the edge of the cliff, his heart was full of remorse. Outside the convertible, Xiaoxian answered the phone again. "Hello, Lisa!" Xiaoxian pretended to be relaxed. Lisa's side is already in a battle state, and all departments are ready. "Zeng Xiaoxian, are you here? Just to let you know, today's show is postponed for an hour. It is said that the station leaders will come to watch the show tonight. Don't let me down again. Go make up when you arrive." Xiaoxian said cautiously: "Lisa, I'm afraid it will take a while for me to arrive. But my car is already on the elevated road. Let the other guests put on makeup first. Don't wait for me, you know, I'm usually used to Wear makeup to work." Lisa is incredible: "Wear makeup to work? Aren't you a radio host?" Xiaoxian pretended to be calm and explained: "This is my self-cultivation. I have been waiting for today for 7 years." Lisa didn't bother to pay attention: "Okay then. By the way, you are driving? The side seems to be very quiet." "Oh, me, I'll roll down the car window. Listen, there is actually a lot of noise on the elevated road." Xiaoxian signaled, and everyone immediately cooperated.He pointed the mobile phone at everyone's mouths, and the three of them used ventriloquism to simulate the engine of the car, the sound of the wind and so on. The chaotic noise made Lisa upset, and she couldn't tell the truth: "Friendly reminder, don't take the Central Line for a while, I just heard from the traffic radio that the traffic jam there is like a sausage." Xiaoxian complained subconsciously: "Why didn't you say it earlier!" Lisa noticed something unusual: "Huh? Early? Is it late now? Aren't you driving smoothly?" Xiaoxian responded immediately: "Oh, yes... I really sympathize with those people stuck in traffic. They wish they had read the news earlier." Lisa didn't want to waste her tongue at all: "You better hurry up, today is a live broadcast, so don't be late!" Xiaoxian motioned Zhanbo to blow on the phone, and Zhanbo blew hard honestly. Xiaoxian took advantage of the artificial breeze and said, "Of course I know, I'm fast now. What? Hey! Hey! Maybe it's My speed is too fast, and the signal of my mobile phone can't keep up with the speed. Hey! I'll hang up first!" Xiaoxian hung up the phone, and Zhanbo was sucking in a lot of car exhaust mixed with the lack of oxygen due to excessive blowing The air, a little dizzy. Xiaoxian said to everyone with a serious face: "Okay, I must rush to the TV station immediately, otherwise I will never be on TV in my life. Is there any way for me to leave this ghost place immediately!" The three of them scratched their heads, and a TV station helicopter flew over. Zi Qiao first noticed: "Helicopter!" Xiaoxian then also found out: "It's from the TV station. Hey! I'm your future colleague!" He shouted into the sky, and his voice was drowned in the vast sea of cars within a few meters. Yifei said appreciatively, "It's very creative. Are you going to knock it down, or let me kick you up?" Zhanbo's plan is even better: "We can ask for help. Shout! Then use your body to spell out the word 'sos' on the ground, and the helicopter will come to help us if it sees it." Yifei rolled her eyes. Zi Qiao followed and booed: "Okay! I have a good figure, and I will play the big S!" Yifei gave him another look: "Is this also an idea?" Xiaoxian really won't ask for Yifei until the end of the world: "Then do you have any good ideas?" Yifei's prudence was instantly exposed: "The handsome man in the black Jingcheng car in front of him should not look stupid. He might have an idea." Xiao Xian took it seriously: "You mean that King Kong?" Yifei defended King Kong and said, "That's hairy. He's not called King Kong." Xiaoxian knew that Yifei was talking nonsense again: "I really hope he is now. At least King Kong can carry me, swing the street lamp, and leave here immediately." Yifei narrowed her lustful eyes: "Then I'll go and verify it. He invited me to sit in his car." "Oh, I'm sorry to disturb your date, but your close relative's roommate is burning his ass now, do you think it's appropriate for you to run and flirt with a King Kong?" Xiaoxian is almost desperate for this world, what do you need friendship for? Yifei couldn't hold back the lust in her heart: "...what's inappropriate?" Xiaoxian couldn't believe that the answer he got was so cruel: "Ah!" Ziqiao comforted in a strange way: "Mr. Zeng, you should relax. If you come, you should be at ease. There is no need to deliberately create a tense atmosphere." Zhanbo also wanted to say a few words of consolation: "Well, the master taught us that 'you can be calm after being quiet, and then you can be at peace after being still.'" The three of them pointed at him angrily at the same time: "Shut up!" "It's not a big deal. When the sky mercilessly closes a door, maybe it will open a window for you somewhere." Yifei made use of the topic, while comforting Xiaoxian, while making excuses for her upcoming actions. Not far away, the window of a white mini cooper opened, and a beautiful woman looked out.Zi Qiao found the prey, and immediately got on his body like a nympho. "That's right, I saw it, it's that window..." Ziqiao took Yifei's words. Xiaoxian was furious, and wanted to vent his anger by roaring: "Hey! Hey! Did I say that you two haven't seen a living person for three hundred years?" Ziqiao's soul has long been sitting in the co-pilot of the beauty: "The beauty who usually drives the mini cooper always passes by in a 'swish'. Today I finally caught a living one." "Do you really want to find a partner at this moment?" Xiaoxian changed from a roaring lion to a pitiful worm. "I've tried dating in building elevators, on the top of Changbai Mountain, in hot springs in Hokkaido, and in public toilets that haven't been renovated yet, but it's the first time for me on an elevated highway with traffic jams," Zi Qiao licked dry lips, "I feel like my life is almost complete." Yifei's eyes followed King Kong all the time: "Although I'm a little embarrassed, but let it go!" Zi Qiao responded, "We will settle the battle quickly." The two left at the same time. "Next time, I can help you arrange a date in the refrigerator in the slaughterhouse." Xiaoxian cursed, "There are so many opportunities like this! There are opposite sexes but no humanity!" As he muttered, he slammed on the car door angrily. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Xiaoxian immediately felt the pain after smashing it, and shook his hands desperately. Zhan Bo rushed forward, and suddenly hugged his injured hand: "Mr. Zeng, don't, don't shake it, the judo guy thought we were giving the middle finger." “这不是中指，我砸到的是无名指！”小贤挣脱展博，把无名指竖起来给他看。从柔道教练的位置看过去，的确像竖中指。 “放下来，放下来！哎呀！”展博看了一眼旁边的车里，教练的嘴角微微颤动。 这边，子乔装模作样地晃到mini cooper旁，美女已经打开车门站在车旁。 “hi！”子乔微笑着扬起手。 “hi！”美女礼貌地回应。 子乔从汽车入手：“你的车真漂亮。” 美女回答：“谢谢。不过现在漂亮也没用，都堵成这样了。”一脸焦急的神色。 子乔镇定自若地说：“现在的交通就是这样，不过今天还算是最走运的。” 美女来了兴趣：“你还碰到过堵得更厉害的？” 子乔绅士风度地说：“呵呵，我的意思是，不是每次都有机会和这么漂亮的女孩堵在一起的。” 美女开心地笑了。 子乔趁机伸出手：“我叫吕小布。” 美女握了握子乔的手：“我叫Cris。对了，你会修空调吗？我突然觉得我的空调只出风不打冷了。” “是吗？你有没有试过把控制旋钮转~过去？”子乔像在开玩笑，其实是掩盖无知。 Cirs笑得灿烂：“嗬嗬，当然试过。”幽默感让这个女孩身心舒畅。 子乔泄气地说：“哦，那我就没辙了。” Cris有点失望：“算了，可能是电路故障。我还是自己想办法吧。” 子乔不甘心放过这么好的机会：“慢着。Cris。我刚才目测了一下，不是电路的问题，而是你车的制冷系统有故障。” Cris瞪大眼睛：“真的吗？你是怎么目测出来的？” 子乔装模作样：“嗯……看车子的气色……” “气色？” “是啊！车子和人是一样的，都有气色……你看你车子的气色……很白！而且，很烫。”子乔摸了摸发动机盖。 “因为我把发动机开了很久了。”Cris越发觉得有趣。 “我当然知道，嘘！我听一下发动机的声音。”子乔假装倾听。“哦，是发动机液压系统流量不稳定，导致主电脑调节版的程序暂停，从而使冷却液无法回流到出风口。问题就是这么简单。” Cris掩饰不住内心地敬佩：“你太厉害，你甚至都没打开车前盖。” 子乔出了一身冷汗，心说：“当然啦！我一口气把所有能想到的专用名词都用上了，能不厉害吗？”专用名词开始奏效，子乔继续忽悠：“这种问题听就能听出来。我能感觉到你汽车的脉搏。” Cirs心怀感激地说：“那你有办法修好吗？我会非常感谢你的。这天实在是太热了。”说着Cris脱了一件衣服。 子乔瞪大眼睛盯着Cirs凹凸有致的身材，想也不想地说：“当然能啊！碰巧，我是制冷专业毕业的。” 小贤打电话求救。 “喂，宛瑜？你们有什么办法赶快帮我支点招啊。” 宛瑜突然想起：“曾老师。我想起来了。在你后备箱里，有辆折叠自行车，上次郊游的时候我放进去的。” “真的吗？”小贤兴冲冲地打开后备箱，只发现了一块滑板。“哪儿有自行车啊？” 宛瑜很确定：“我上次放进去的啊！在你夏利的后备箱里。” 小贤算是闹明白了：“啊啊啊！我今天没有开夏利，我这里只有一块滑板。”挂了电话。 展博建议：“滑板也可以啊。肯定比你跑得快。” “有道理哦。我试试看。”小贤踏上滑板，做好架势，猛地蹬了一下地，结果滑板从后面出去了，人没动。 黑色的雪弗兰里，一菲和金刚在说话。金刚撩起袖子，show自己的纹身给一菲看。 “这是去年纹的，这些字母是拉丁语。” “哦，沙丁鱼。沙丁鱼罐头我经常买的。”一菲魂不守舍地回答。 金刚急了：“是拉丁语。巴拉东奇拉古萨——意思是，'被追杀的狼'。”自恋地摸了摸纹身。 “酷啊！”一菲惊叹。 金刚撩起右臂，一个人的头像出现：“还有这里，这是我的偶像——拉斐尔。” 一菲张口就来：“哦，这个我知道，拿叉子的忍者神龟。挺像的。” 金刚汗颜，不得不拿出法宝了：“最得意的在这里。”说着解开胸口扣子，露出一片胸毛。 “我什么都没看见啊。”一菲迷惑地问。 “老虎。你没看见？” “哦！”其实一菲还是没看出来。 金刚把抽象的毛具体化：“世界上最后一只华南虎。我花了6天，三个大师按照年画的样子帮我刺的。” “一定在丛林深处，挺逼真的，还毛茸茸的。那张华南虎的照片就是从你这儿拍的吧。”一菲听什么都觉得那么富有激情。 金刚很得意：“你不仅会欣赏，而且你很……HOT。”变着法子夸奖一菲。 “这么热的天，你不开空调，我想是个人都会很hot。”一菲拿手扇风。 金刚觉得有点难堪，辩解道：“我喜欢流汗的感觉。” “不错啊，开车的时候顺便洗洗桑拿。” “我的理想就是开着车，暴晒在西藏的公路上。”金刚忽然动情地望着前方。 “真的吗？！你也打算去西藏？”一菲终于找到了驴友中的知音。 金刚发现一菲喜欢，便继续吹嘘起来：“是啊，我爱死那里了。无边的高原，裸露的骄阳，金色的寺庙。” “天啊！你想找人同行吗？” “正在找，不过现在看来已经找到了。”金刚深情地望向一菲，渐渐把嘴凑上去，就快吻到的时候，一菲突然大发感慨。 “这就是缘分。我爱自驾，我爱西藏……我更爱这堵车。” “我本来打算明天出发，正要去买一个GPS导航仪。可是估计等堵完车，店就该关门了。”金刚没吻到，心里满是郁闷。 一菲抢着说：“不用啊，我的车里就有，可以给你用啊！” 金刚故作姿态：“不是我，是我们。” 一菲妖娆地回答：“我去拿，等我回来，别走开。”说着下车，又折回来，趴在窗口，继续妖娆地挑逗对方，“哦我忘了，你动不了。” 金刚大口咽着口水。 吕子乔绕到车前，用力地抬车前盖，怎么也抬不起来。 Cris好奇地问：“你想把车子抬起来？” “不，是车前盖。”子乔还在使劲。 Cris按了一下按钮，车前盖自动起来了。 “看我的脑子，我忘了。”子乔很轻巧地潇洒地推起前盖，汽车的发动机系统呈现在眼前。“天啊！这都什么玩艺呀！”子乔小声嘀咕。 Cris听见了，便问道：“你没见过汽车的构造？” 子乔强颜欢笑：“当然见过啦！怎么可能没见过。这是最简单的机械系统。”但是问题还在后面。 “现在要怎么做？你刚才说是冷却液的问题对吗？” “嗯，是啊。”子乔一面回答，一边自语：“可是这杀千刀的冷却液在哪儿呢？” 一菲没走几步，一辆奔驰里一个斯文的戴着眼镜的男人探出头，叫住一菲。 “小姐，请问前面出了什么事情？” “一时半会儿估计还好不了，正在清理道路。” “糟糕。我的病人正在等我呢。”眼镜男自语。 一菲问道：“你是个医生？” “牙医。” 一菲忽然发现：“车不错啊。” 眼镜男先是愣了一下，然后礼貌地回应：“谢谢。” 一菲接着问：“嗯，这么好的车，应该有空调吧。” 眼镜男又愣了一下：“有啊。” 一菲指了指前挡风玻璃后的一个瓶子：“那是……百事可乐？” 眼镜男对一菲产生了浓厚的兴趣：“嗯哼，冰镇的。我车上有冰箱。” 一菲左顾右盼，装模作样地说：“喝冰镇的对牙不会不好吧。” 眼镜男端详了一下一菲，鬼主意上了心头：“要不要来一瓶？” “如果你邀请我的话。”一菲立刻坐上了他的奔驰。眼镜男则开始了研究一菲的工作，把病人抛到了九霄云外。 等了半响，Cris等不及了：“你还没找到制冷液吗？” 子乔还在吹嘘：“凭我的经验……制冷液一定是装在容器里的。对了，就在这儿。”指了指电瓶。 “我猜这好像是电瓶吧。”Cris虽不肯定，但八九不离十。 子乔还要赌上一赌：“你确定？” Cris立场不坚定：“我也不确定。” 子乔赌赢了，游戏还能进行下去：“那就对了，这个容器叫做制冷箱，里面呢就装着制冷液。你看这个'加号'，就表明你要从这里添加制冷液。这和空调的原理是一样的。”说得有模有样。 Cris盯着正负极标志，还是愿意相信子乔：“是吗？” “你发动一下，然后打开空调，我看看，制冷系统有没有工作。”子乔把手放在正负极上。 Cris按下start按钮，通电。子乔立即触电，抽搐。 “啊啊啊啊啊！”随着子乔痛苦的呻吟，他的头撞到上面的车前盖，车前盖落下，把他夹在发动机里，两脚乱蹬。 天色已经变暗，展博走回敞篷车边。 小贤的焦急已经变得麻木：“有什么发现没有？” 展博一本正经地说：“前面的面包车里有两条雪撬犬……可惜我们没有雪撬。” 小贤简直要吐血。 远处传来摩托车的声音，小贤顺着声音看过去，一个骑着摩托者的警官，慢慢驶来。 “摩托车！对了，我可以搭摩托车离开这里！警官，警官！我们需要帮助。”小贤大呼小叫地迎上去。 骑警停下车，脱下头盔，扬起秀发，飒爽英姿把小贤和展博都给震住了，原来是名女骑警。 “对不起，我正在执行任务。” 展博从震惊中回过神来：“我朋友有点急事，您能不能搭他一段路啊？” 女警坚决地说：“我说了我在执行任务。” 小贤还没彻底从震惊中回过神，又或者焦急的心情已经让他语无伦次了：“你好，妈咪啊，不是，madam啊，我是一个主持人。你有听过我的节目啊？你的月亮我的心，好男人就是我，我就是……” “电视台的？”女警打量着。 小贤镇定下来：“勉强可以算吧。因为今晚，我要参加一个直播。” “哦！不要提醒我，我有印象！等等，等等。”女警冥想中。 小贤努力期待她的结果：“对，对，我就是……”恨不得自己替她想。 女警终于开口：“我看过你的节目……你是……你是那个……毕福剑，对吧！” 曾小贤差点晕倒。 女警充满喜悦地说：“我奶奶最喜欢看你的节目了。” 小贤无奈，为达目的，认了：“啊……对！没错，我就是毕福剑。” 女警激动地大叫：“太好了，我今天第一天上岗，就能见到大明星，回去我奶奶一定不相信。哈哈。”小贤怪异地指指她，陪笑。 “你能捎我一段吗？我真的很急。”小贤请求道。 女警很爽快：“好吧。只要不耽误我执行任务。对了，到时候能给我奶奶签个名吗？老毕。” “没问题。签多少个都没问题。”小贤顾不了那么多了。 忽然，女警指着远处：“先生！请你下来！公路上不准随地小便！喂！说你呢！水龙头关起来！”女警下摩托车，到前面去了。 小贤拨开云雾见青天般地长舒一口气：“呼，太好了，真是天无绝人之路，看见没有，进入电视圈就是不一样！”都这样了，他还能苦中作乐。 展博也为他高兴，顺便戏弄一番：“是啊，老毕，否则怎么让你主持《梦想剧场》呢？” 小贤瞪了展博一眼。 这时，摩托车上的对讲机响起：“PC12138，A5公路上有一位妇女临产。情况紧急，请前去处理。蓝色帕萨特，车牌号：20331，重复，PC12138，A5公路上有一位妇女临产。情况紧急，请前去处理。蓝色帕萨特，车牌……” 展博脑袋简单，只顾惊诧：“有一个孕妇要在街上生啦！” 在困境中，小贤的反应力被逼发出来：“不会吧，要是她去A5公路接孕妇，我这辈子都到不了电视台了。” 展博还在开玩笑：“《梦想剧场》到此结束，下面请收看《社会与道德》。” 小贤却自顾自地盘算：“可是，我为什么要让她知道。她要是不知道的话……”警用摩托的大灯照在小贤的半张脸上，忽然烘托出阴阳较量的效果。 小贤猛地把脸朝向灯光：“不行，这个妇女肯定更需要帮助。生孩子不是开玩笑的！” 展博在一旁不知所措：“啊？” 小贤又猛地把脸埋进黑暗中：“可是，我今晚的直播对你的职业生涯非常重要，我错过了就永远只能坐在黑暗的演播室了。” “啊？”展博奇怪他在干嘛？ “生孩子一生只有一次，万一NG了，我会受到良心谴责的。”灯光下，小贤一脸正义。 展博问道：“你是在跟我说话？”小贤没有理会。 “他们就不能安排其他警察去处理吗？救命还要排队吗？”黑暗中，小贤一脸奸邪。 小贤再次朝向光明：“可是人家是孕妇，老弱病残孕优先啊。” 小贤又再陷入黑暗：“警察去了也未必能起到什么作用，不是吗？” 黑白之间，小贤仿佛陷入了极其险峻的矛盾较量。 “不！孕妇需要立刻送医院，需要病床、医生还有护士。” “在街上生个孩子有什么大不了的，你看人家日本人，都是在野外生的，否则干吗起名叫田中、井上、松下的。但是直播对我很重要，it's my precious（学指环王）。” 展博觉得小贤有些不正常了，赶紧呼唤：“喂！曾老师，小贤，老曾，老毕……喂！” 这时，女警回来了。“ok了，老毕，我们走吧。” 小贤抬了三次腿都没跨上车，他始终是个好人：“嗯……这个……嗯……警官。好啦，我不能这么做。是这样的，刚才你的对讲机响了，A5公路上有个妇女临产了，需要马上送医院，你还是先去帮助他吧。蓝色帕萨特，车牌号20331。”末了，还故作轻松地微笑。 女警完全明白了：“是吗？好的，那我得马上赶到。谢谢你啊！你不仅是个好主持，也是一个好市民。” 小贤有气无力地回答：“哦。” 女警发动了摩托：“在我走之前，能不能说一遍你的经典口号，我回去学给我奶奶听。” 小贤想了想，说：“呃，这个……好吧。” 小贤与女警一起仰起脸高呼：“长假七天乐！堵车也快乐！”两人击掌相庆，哈哈笑。 女警真的离去。曾小贤坐在高架桥边，迎着微风，陷入释然之后长久的沉默。展博怀揣敬意地看着他。 Lisa的电话像催命一样，再一次打过来。 “曾小贤，你到了吗？还有十五分钟，节目就要开始了。即使你不用化妆，最起码出现一下吧。我好跟导演有个交待。” 这一次，小贤却出奇的平静：“这个……Lisa，其实，我实话跟你说吧。我碰到堵车了。” Lisa难以置信：“堵车？” 小贤确认：“是的，在中环公路上。” “我不是跟你说过别走中环公路吗？”Lisa责怪道。 小贤淡定地概括过程：“这只是个意外。说不定，前面已经开始疏通了。你再等我一下。” “等你？”Lisa温柔的话语中带着杀机，“我看这样吧。我现在立刻派一个摄制组还有一辆直播车去你那里，做一个场外连线，这样你就可以在高架公路上参加我们的直播了。” 小贤傻乎乎地应答：“真的吗？太好了。Lisa，我现在的位置是……” 没等小贤说完，Lisa凶相毕露：“好你个屁！你是不是脑子被灌了水银了啊？我告诉你曾小贤，要么你给我15分钟内出现，要么你就永远不用出现了。” “可是这个嘉宾非我莫属啊！”小贤天真地以为。 “是吗？”Lisa对旁边的人叫嚷，“小马啊，给我通知梅花姐姐，叫她化好妆，到后台standby。” “梅花姐姐是谁？”小贤不明所以。 Lisa尖刻地指出：“你的替补。你来不了，难道要让全国十四亿观众和广告商都等你吗？” 小贤更不放心：“可是，我从来没听过这个梅花姐姐啊。她怎么能替补我。” Lisa发狠地问道：“人家至少可以光着脚，同时在头上腿上套300个呼拉圈。你做得到吗？” 小贤刚刚经历从焦虑到淡定的转变，现在的脑子像抹了机油一样，非常好使：“Lisa，等等，听我说，我带了吕小布和我一起过来。” “你说什么？”Lisa震惊。 小贤对着Lisa的死穴，玩命一击，成败在此一举：“没错。吕小布，他一直想再见到你。现在他和我困在一起，如果你们不等我了，我就把他……把他……把他介绍给其他美女。” Lisa立刻软了下来：“千万别，你怎么可以拿我最可爱的小布做人质。” 小贤有点不忍，但是必须坚