Chapter 8 Chapter 8 Mysterious Gift
"Listener friends, welcome to "Your Moon, My Heart". The good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian. In such a quiet night, can you still not fall asleep? Tell me what you are thinking, all the emotional problems, Zeng Xiaoxian will answer your questions here. Let us answer the call from the next listener." Zeng Xiaoxian pushed the tuning key and inserted a piece of melodious music.The busy traffic in the city always becomes quiet at midnight. The young and restless heart may not be able to answer all the youthful fantasies, but it is indeed worth talking about.
"Hello. I'm Zeng Xiaoxian..."
Audience: "Mr. Zeng, my name is Wang."
"Mr. Wang, is there any confusion?"
Audience: "That's right, there's something I haven't figured out, and I want to ask you for advice."
"But it doesn't matter."
Audience: "Have you seen the closing ceremony of the Beijing Olympic Games?"
"Of course! That's an unprecedented event!"
Audience: "Do you know the last eight minutes in London? Beckham came out with a straight face, kicked a big kick, and drove the football towards the audience, do you remember?"
Audience: "However, I have never quite understood why he kicked the ball. Is there any point?"
Xiaoxian hesitated for a while, and said, "Hmm... this listener, this question seems to have nothing to do with emotions, right?"
Audience: "Isn't this your mid-night talk show? I'm thinking about this right now and I can't sleep."
"Hmm..." Xiaoxian wanted to tease him, but then he fooled him, "I suggest you ask Beckham about this question."
But the audience refused to let go: "I can ask him, but I also ask you, can't you solve any confusion?"
When questioned on the show, Xiaoxian had to respond: "Okay... this question... um... the meaning of Beckham's drive is... he wants to say, you have done so well in the Beijing Olympics, Then we in London...have a tee shot!"
Xiaoxian actually laughed in satisfaction at his unfunny joke.
Zi Qiao is playing game console Wii tennis with Zhanbo in the living room.They each held a small tennis racket dedicated to Wii. Zhan Bo was wearing a tennis uniform and a tennis cap. He looked serious and played very funny.On the screen, two people who looked a lot like Zi Qiao and Zhan Bo were fighting.
Ziqiao asked while typing, "Where is your teacher Zeng? I haven't seen him for a few days."
Zhanbo made a rescue move: "This month's radio assessment, Mr. Zeng was going crazy listening to it. He worked overtime and didn't come back for a few days and nights." It's a pity that he couldn't be saved.
"Why is your tennis game getting worse and worse?" Zi Qiao hit the S ball.
"It's been a long time since I called. Oh yes, a Korean girl came to our company recently."
"Really? What's her name?"
The two exchanged positions.
"He Lihuo."
"Hollywood. Is that a human name?"
"That's not how it was written." Zhan Bo immediately realized the Chinese characters that Zi Qiao thought of. Of course, all Chinese people should think so.
"Wow, yes, Zhanbo. What's the difference between Korean girls and Chinese girls?" Ziqiao cheered up and stepped up his efforts to return the ball.
"Sorry, I haven't felt it. So what's the difference?" Zhanbo still couldn't keep up.
"Can she speak Chinese?"
"Maybe, but the only Chinese I've ever heard her speak is three characters."
"I love you, you are so handsome, or am I willing?" Ziqiao thought Zhanbo was absent-minded, so he waved his hand, and Zhanbo easily lost.
Panting, Zhanbo sat on the sofa: "She would just say: 'Don't do it.'"
"Wow, I really admire you. What did you do to her? Hmm~~~" Ziqiao sat next to Zhanbo in fascination.
Zhanbo replied disappointedly: "Where do you want to go, I invited her to drink coffee, she said 'no', I invited her to dinner, she said 'no', I sent her home, she said 'no' .Do you think Korean girls are more introverted and conservative?"
"Why do you see that?" Zi Qiao drank his saliva, and gradually began to talk.
"This Lihuo He is the quietest girl in our company. She never leaves her mouth with polite words. One can imagine how good the tutor is. Every time a male colleague does something for her, she always keeps saying 'sa lang hai', 'sa lang hai'".Zhanbo imitated a woman's accent while speaking.
Zi Qiao spit out a mouthful of water: "Wait a minute. What does she often say?"
"Sa lang hai." Zhan Bo couldn't see anything wrong.
Zi Qiao said seriously: "Do you know what this means?"
"I asked, and they said it meant thank you." Zhan Bo said sternly.
Ziqiao looked at Zhanbo suspiciously: "Did she never tell you?"
"Yes, but I don't want her to be too polite to me." Zhan Bo's expression was very bold.
"Ha, 'sa lang hai' means—" Zi Qiao said, "I love you".After speaking, he raised his eyebrows.
Zhanbo paused, opened his mouth, and shouted, "What? Impossible!"
In Guan Gu's room, Meijia ironed a pair of trousers very vigorously, exaggerated as if she had a sworn feud with the trousers.Guan Gu came in wearing pajama pants, feeling a little scary.
"Just need to iron it, Mijia, my pants have nothing to do with you." Guan Gu said tremblingly.
However, Meijia put in more effort: "Tomorrow's forum for comic fans is very important, you must use your best image to participate."
Meijia's strength made Guan Gu terrified: "You have burned six pairs of my trousers. This is the last one. If it is damaged again, I will have to go naked." He wanted to get the trousers.
"No!" Mika turned around and put down the electric iron, almost scalding Guan Gu's hand, "If it breaks, go out and buy another one."
"If I want to go out to buy pants, I have to wear a pair first." Guan Gu looked down at his pajama pants.
"Okay, okay, it'll be ready soon," Meijia ironed it hard again, "it's very important whether the pants are tight, and the details can tell a person's taste." With the last touch, the brackets of the ironing board were all It broke. "Okay, put it on quickly and let me have a look."
Guan Gu picked up his trousers from the ground with a bitter face: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh." He was burned and dropped his trousers.
"What's wrong."
"What temperature is your iron on?"
"150 degrees." Meijia felt it should be taken for granted.
Guan Gu raised his scalded hand above his head and kept it still: "I now know how my six pairs of pants were sacrificed."
"Ah! Why are you wearing this shirt?" Mika seemed to have found an unknown object.
Guan Gu shook off the shirt, looked inside and out: "Is this one bad? It matches my pants very well."
"But it doesn't match my skirt." Mika took a step back and showed her skirt with both hands. "Where's the blue shirt I prepared for you?"
Guan Gu stared at Mika's skirt: "Why does it match your skirt?"
Meijia said whiningly: "Did you forget? Didn't you agree that I will go with you tomorrow? We are a team, of course the matching should complement each other."
Facing the pair of big, sparkling eyes, Guan Gu poured out his bitterness in his heart: "Actually, you don't know that Mika will go crazy when she goes to a crowded place. The Chinese call this-people come crazy. She saw it in the last forum." Garfield’s cosplay, even 6 security guards can’t hold her back. I must stop her this time.” Guan Gu said to Mijia with concern: “Meijia, it’s like this. Tomorrow’s forum will be open for a long time. I heard that everyone who spoke It’s a group of old experts who haven’t even seen Doraemon. They talk endlessly about the development plan of the animation industry, and you will definitely collapse. In this way, I will take your vacation tomorrow, and you can rest at home, or go somewhere to play It's all right."
Meijia posted it and kept waving her big eyes: "Mr. Guan Gu, I know you care about your subordinates. I want to accompany you to such a depressing forum. If you are bored, there is still someone to talk to you with." After finishing speaking , but also secretly happy for his smart and sensible.
"Actually, Meijia, I really don't need it." Guan Gu's eyebrows turned into inverted characters.
"Ah!" Mika uttered another unknown cry, startling Guan Gu.
"What are you doing?"
Meijia moved closer and carefully observed Guan Gu's face: "Why haven't you shaved your beard?"
"My razor was broken. This morning I found that it was blocked by some messy hair." Guan Gu recalled.
Meijia suddenly remembered: "That's kiwi hair. I suddenly discovered that Philips shaver can also shave kiwi hair." But she had an idea and planted the blame on Zi Qiao: "Zi Qiao must have done it. Then what do you do now? ?”
"Forget it, let him go."
"No. How can this be done. Just wait." Meijia immediately took out a large razor from the drawer, about a foot long, and it looked very sharp. "Look, is this okay?"
Guan Gu froze there, frowning unceasingly: "Hehe, I just want to shave my beard, not cut my neck."
Meijia approached Guan Gu with a smile: "It's okay, let's try it."
Guan Gu started to escape, but was blocked by the bed.Meijia jumped up and pushed Guan Gu down on the bed.
Zhanbo and Ziqiao are still discussing after exercise.
Zhan Bo danced and danced, but said intently: "You mean, she said 'I love you' to most of the boys in our company, but only said 'No' to me?" The latter sentence imitated a woman's accent , with doubts written all over his face.
"You'd better believe me, I have studied the common vocabulary for picking up girls in 280 languages around the world. 'Sa lang hei'—" Zi Qiao said affectionately, "This sentence is a must-learn for beginners!"
Zhanbo said with extreme resentment: "I buy her McDonald's every morning. But she never told me about it."
Zi Qiao shrugged: "Any beautiful and attractive woman in the world will not tell you 'I love you' just because you give her a burger or milk tea, understand? You should take her to do something special , moved her."
"Burgers and milk tea are the best breakfast." Zhan Bo thought over and over again: "What do you want from me? Prepare shark fin burgers for her!"
"Oh——" Zi Qiao fell on the sofa cushions, "I always feel that as long as you stand there, thousands of mountains and birds will fly away, and thousands of people will disappear. It seems that it is not a matter of changing breakfast. You should put your mind together Replace."
Zhanbo was thoughtful, and Yifei walked in.
"Hi." Yifei was weak.
Ziqiao raised her head and asked her, "Yifei, has your family prepared any funds for Zhanbo's future marriage?"
"Why do you ask this all of a sudden?" Yifei suddenly changed from powerless to powerful, and said excitedly, "Zhanbo, have you found someone?"
Zi Qiao didn't wait for Zhan Bo's answer, and continued, "I suggest that you use this money to perform brain replacement surgery on Zhan Bo, otherwise he won't need this money for the rest of his life."
"What are you talking about?" Yi Feidun felt bored, picked up the bag, and walked in.
Zhanbo suddenly realized: "I see," Ziqiao pricked up his ears, "Kimchi should be given. Koreans like to eat kimchi."
"Kill me with one sword!" Zi Qiao fell down, "I have to go, or my IQ will be affected." Zi Qiao walked to the door, stopped and said, "Zhanbo, I know A good brain doctor. Although he is a veterinarian but the price is cheap, I will introduce you later." After finishing speaking, he closed the door.
"What topic are you discussing?" Yifei peeled an apple for himself.
Zhanbo stuck to Yifei again: "Sister, do you think Korean girls eat kimchi or hamburgers in the morning?"
"What's your business? Why don't you care about your sister, you have no conscience." Yifei complained, "I've been busy all morning with that damn lecture, and I haven't even eaten breakfast yet, starving me to death It's gone." He took a bite of the apple.
"You are a camel in the desert." Zhan Bo grabbed an apple and bit the skin. "It's not so easy to starve to death."
"I gave all my youth for my beloved education. No one knows the sadness of it?" Yifei said, looking for other things to eat in the kitchen.
Wan Yu walked downstairs with disheveled hair, and she knew she had just woken up.
"Morning, Zhanbo, Feifei."
"Morning." Zhan Bo smiled.
The first thing Wan Yu did when she went downstairs was to look for something to eat in the refrigerator: "Why haven't you gone to work yet? You're going to be late." She found a carton of milk.
"Sorry, I've already gone to work. Now come back to replenish some energy." Yifei found nothing else, and came back to eat apples.
"Really? Wow, time flies when I sleep. It seems that I won't be able to sleep anymore, and I will grow old very quickly." Wan Yu said with a serious face, and then poured milk.
"Should I change it? I'd rather age in sleep. I don't know how to be blessed when I'm born."
"Hehe, Feifei, you will get a bonus for your hard work, so you can buy a lot of skin care products." Wan Yu bumped Yifei with her waist and continued to drink her milk.
Zhan Bo also came to chime in: "That's right, sister! Didn't you always teach me that the early bird catches the worm."
"I found out I was wrong, the early worm gets eaten by the bird."
"However, hard work will definitely pay off." Wan Yu enlightened enthusiastically.
Yifei was still in the bottomless abyss: "Yes, reward? Our dean is very satisfied with this celebrity lecture I organized. So he specially gave me a special reward."
"I'll just say it!" Wan Yu didn't catch the hint in the words.
Yifei sat down and said vividly: "In order to allow more students to receive education, he rewarded me for giving another lecture tomorrow night. My weekend!" He lay down on the dining table in pain.
"Oh~ sister, don't be sad, as an engineer of the human soul, all the hard work will not be in vain, everything you do is for the great rejuvenation of the nation." Zhanbo blushed impassionedly.
"Great work in the present, benefit in the future. It's great, the appraisal is complete." Wan Yu briefly concluded.
Yifei propped her chin, and said weakly: "You guys are really good at comforting people. My top hat is almost reaching the ceiling. Unfortunately, I can't go to the two TVXQ concert tickets given to me by the department head. It's gone. It seems that I can only return it to him." As he spoke, he took out two bills, which were all in vain.
"Forget it. This kind of vulgar thing..." Zhanbo said, he interrupted himself in surprise, "Wait a minute, what did you say about the concert?"
"TVXQ. I don't know what it is. Is it similar to CCTV's "Oriental Time and Space"?" Yifei said as if he was weak.
Wan Yu seemed to see a Martian: "You are not joking."
"No. I was going to take a look, maybe I could see Bai Yansong or something," said Bai Yansong, flattered, "Now I can't see it anyway."
"What is Bai Yansong?" Wan Yu introduced passionately, "This is the most popular group in Korea right now. The super group in Asia. I have many friends who are fans of them."
"What? It's from Korea? That means you won't be able to see Bai Yansong?" Yifei shook his ticket in disappointment, "Then I don't even need to see it."
Wan Yu immediately took the ticket: "It's still in the front area of the infield." She looked like she couldn't put it down.
Zhanbo also pretended to be excited and snatched the ticket: "The front area of the infield!" But he immediately planned an elaborate plan in his head - "Any Korean girl will say 'sa lang hai' to me for TVXQ."
"Sister! I think it's a pity to waste these two tickets. How about..." Zhanbo pressed the tickets to his chest, blinking his eyes wildly.
"Feifei, give me the ticket, I haven't heard the concert for a long time." Wan Yu took the ticket away.
"Wan Yu, the concert will last until midnight, it will affect your sleep, and it's not good for girls' skin, why don't you give it all to me." Zhan Bo pulled it back again.
Wan Yu got angry: "Zhanbo! How could you do this."
The mantis stalks the cicada, and Yifei is behind, snatches back the ticket and says, "Wait a minute! Let me clear things up. Now, you both want this ticket, right?"
The two said in unison: "Yes." They wanted to grab at the same time, but Yifei dodged it.
"Ah, ah, ah, let me think about who I should give it to you?" Yifei shook the ticket deliberately, and Zhanbo and Wanyu's heads were about to shake, "But I haven't eaten breakfast yet. I need Replenish your energy, and you will have the strength to think." Put away the ticket again.
Wan Yu acted immediately: "I'll heat the milk for you."
Relying on his stature, Zhan Bo rushed ahead: "I'll do it, this is my task."
"I brought it up first." Wan Yu tapped Zhan Bo's arm, but it didn't hurt or itch.
"You haven't brushed your teeth yet, go and wipe off your eyeballs first." Zhanbo said, shaking his neck vigorously, lowering his head to pour milk.
Looking at the two of them, Yifei felt refreshed, and said in an expectant tone, "Well, it would be great if I could have some Orio biscuits with milk."
The two said in unison, "I'll get it."
"Why are you robbing me!" Wan Yu pushed forward.
Zhanbo waved his hand like a gentleman: "Okay, you go first this time."
"Hey." Wan Yu thought she got a bargain, but after searching for a long time, she still couldn't find it.
"You can't find it until I tell you. Sister, Orio is here." Zhanbo said, like magic, he patted the range hood, and a bag of biscuits fell out of the exhaust pipe.Wan Yu fell down.
Zhanbo knelt on the ground, leaned in front of Yifei, and said, "Sister! I'll untwist it for you." He put the twisted side of the biscuit sandwich to Yifei's mouth, "Lick it first, and then soak it , the taste will be even better. Would you like me to lick it for you?"
Yifei took the biscuit: "No need."
Wan Yu also knelt on the ground, put her right hand on her shoulder, and made a look like a maid holding a handkerchief: "Feifei, do you need me to do something for you? I can make the bed."
"I've already laid it out."
"Oh." Wan Yu was a little disappointed.
In order to regain her confidence, Yifei said, "You can mess it up for me and then re-lay it again."
"Okay." Wan Yu turned around and was about to mess up the bed, but Zhan Bo's voice made her freeze.
"Sister! You have worked hard, let me beat your legs for you." Zhanbo put Yifei's legs on the chair, and Wanyu came back not to be outdone.
"I'll help you beat your leg too." Wan Yu lifted Yifei's other leg onto the chair.
Yifei formed the appearance of splitting large characters.Wan Yu and Zhan Bo glared at each other, and slammed Yifei's thigh fiercely like fighting.
Yifei yelled in pain: "Ahhhhh! Take it easy!" The two slowed down.
With the sound of the microwave oven beeping, Zhanbo sprinted towards him: "The milk is ready. Put a piece of sugar according to your usual preference. I'm ready." Zhanbo put in a cube of sugar and gave it to Yifei Bring it over.
Yifei said with great relief: "I finally found out today that I actually have a living brother." Zhanbo nodded slightly to show his favor.
Wan Yu picked up a spoon and began to stir, while Zhan Bo massaged Yi Fei's shoulders.
Yifei said with great enjoyment: "Today must be a wonderful day."
Guan Gu struggled desperately on the bed, but was held down by Mijia and couldn't move.
"Meijia, stop joking." Guan Gu begged for mercy.
Meijia waved the big knife in front of Guan Gu: "Mr. Guan Gu, you just follow me. It's no problem, old-fashioned barbershops use razors to shave their faces."
Guan Gu was so nervous that he even remembered his mother tongue: "Help me (in Japanese), please, put down the knife. How can there be such a razor."
"You're wrong," Mika turned the knife horizontally and looked in the mirror with the knife face. "This knife is not only a razor, but also not an ordinary razor. It automatically fits the contours of the face and shaves close to the skin. It is sharp without any hair loss. Incomparable. People in the Jianghu call it a 'little barber knife'!" After speaking, he did not forget to swing it, and the back of the knife happened to hit Guan Gu in the face.
"My eyes—" Guan Gu covered his eyes and cried out in pain, "What kind of barber knife kills pigs, it's too dangerous."
Meijia was taken aback: "How do you know that I have killed pigs with it?"
"Nani! (Japanese: what)" Guan Gu turned his head and kicked his legs, struggling like a boar waiting to be slaughtered.
"It doesn't matter. I have learned to shave pigs before. How can your hair be harder to shave than pig hair? Relax." Meijia said while looking for a chance to use her mobile phone.
"No need. What if you accidentally cut off my ears?" Guan Gu wanted to cover his head with the quilt.
Meijia put a knife against his chin: "I will apologize to you."
"Hehe, I'm afraid I can't hear at that time. Ahahaha——" Guan Gu could only cover his ears with his hands, howling like a pig.
"Don't be nervous, nothing will happen. I'm your assistant, this is my job."
"UFO!" Guan Gu suddenly pointed to the ceiling.
"Where is it!" Mika immediately turned her head away.
Guan Gu took the opportunity to escape: "I'd better buy another one."
At this moment, the razor flew to the wall, scaring Guan Gu into a cold sweat.
Meijia Feidao's hand still kept its finishing motion: "Come back to me! Now it's not about the razor, it's about you not trusting me."
Guan Gu was less than 10 centimeters away from the blade, and said in shock, "Meijia, how could I not trust you?"
"Well, let me find a test product to prove it to you first. By the way, balloons, we still have balloons at home." Meijia turned around, pulled out the razor and shook it in her hand, almost hitting Guan Gu.
"Ha, here it is." Meijia brought a balloon.
"What are you doing with the balloon?"
"Shave!"
"But he doesn't have a beard?" Guan Gu was still puzzled.
"If I could shave on a balloon, I could shave you," he said, drawing a smiley face on the balloon with shaving foam.
"But it's completely different from my face. He doesn't have sharp-edged cheeks, and a sexy and thick chin." Guan Gu couldn't help touching his chin.
"Hehe, you didn't either. Take it." Meijia handed over the balloon, Guan Gu had no choice but to help Meijia hold the balloon honestly, "You look after it." Meijia shaved, and half of the foamy beard was smoothly shaved off.
"How is it?" Mika asked proudly.
Guan Gu breathed a sigh of relief: "Hehehehe."
"See." Mika shaved again, the balloon popped, and the shaving foam burst onto the faces of Guan Gu and Mijia, as well as the pair of pants next to them, and they were dumbfounded.
Guan Gu yelled in horror: "My last pair of pants!"
In the bar, Yifei rubbed her belly contentedly. Zhanbo supported Yifei: "Sister! Is the dinner just okay? Slow down, sit down." He hurriedly put a cushion on Yifei's back. "Uh——" Yifei burped, "It's not bad. Remember to change the flavor in the future, the calories of pizza are too high." Zhanbo said to himself distressedly: "Then you also ate 8 pieces of pizza and 6 pairs of chicken wings?" "Ok?!" Zhanbo had a humble smile on his face: "Hahaha. No problem, too high a calorie is indeed not good. I will definitely pay attention next time. But, sister, you are so powerful, no matter how much you eat, you won't gain weight." Yifei nodded Zhanbo's nose: "You are really getting better at talking." "Sister! Would you like to order a drink for you? Coffee or tea, with sugar and milk. So, let me order a cup each." Zhan Bo got up and went to the bar. Wan Yu leaned over: "Feifei, do you want dessert after dinner? Ice cream?" He gave Hagen an ice cream. Yifei responded, "It's really good." Ziqiao looked dumbfounded: "Yifei, what is that hanging around your neck?" Yifei tore off the red rope around his neck, and pulled out the concert tickets strung on the rope. "Concert tickets, obviously they are more useful than Empress Dowager Cixi's jade seal." Wan Yu stared at the tickets, her eyes straightened. Ziqiao heard this, and posted it up: "Since you are not going, why don't you just give me the ticket. I can sell you these two tickets for 2,000 yuan." Stretched out two fingers . "Why did you sell it?" Yifei felt that it was better now. Zi Qiao withdrew her finger: "Okay, let me tell you the truth. Usually I don't want to show my tender side in front of others. To tell you the truth, I am actually very soft-hearted." Yifei disdained: "... huh." "Every time I pass by the gymnasium, I see a poor old lady selling cigarettes there. Whether it is windy or rainy, cold or hot, she will sit there alone, sitting there. The weather is already on the corners of her old eyes Wrinkles have been carved, but her eyes are still so kind and firm. Until one day, when I passed by her, she suddenly stopped me and said to me, "Zi Qiao suppressed her voice, imitating the old lady's voice, "young Man, I know I'm dying, and I still have one unfulfilled wish before I die, which is to go to a TVXQ concert." Wan Yu believed it was true: "It's so pitiful, you mean you want to take her to the concert?" Zi Qiao nodded frequently. Yifei couldn't laugh or cry: "Wanyu, don't be naive. That old lady is a scalper." Wan Yu asked stupidly, "How do you know?" Yifei's eyes widened: "Because Ziqiao said he would sell the tickets for 2,000 yuan!" "No! Yifei." Ziqiao said firmly, "I have seen many scalpers, but the firm eyes of that scalper are completely different from other scalpers." Yifei reprimanded: "Shut up, Ziqiao, it's against the law to buy scalper tickets. I'd rather give the ticket to a dog than sell it." Zhan Bo came over with coffee and tea, his face changed when he heard the words: "Are you scolding me?" Yifei said awkwardly, "Oh, just kidding." Zhanbo was furious: "Is this a joke? You don't have to give me the ticket, but you can't insult my dignity." "That's not what I meant." Yifei gritted his teeth. "You have insulted my dignity!" Zhan Bo bent his legs and knelt down and said, "—so you should give me the ticket, please." Ziqiao and Wanyu rolled their eyes and said in unison, "Zhanbo, I despise you." Zhan Bo walked forward on his knees: "Sister, your coffee and tea." Zi Qiao and Wan Yu each took a glass. "thanks." At this time, Guan Gu came in from the outside, holding a big shoe box in his hand. Zhan Bo glanced at him: "You also came here to despise me? Give me a pair of broken shoes?" "No. Can I join?" Guan Gu originally wanted to say: "Can I join your chat?" Wan Yu immediately agreed: "Of course. It is the duty of every citizen to despise him." Zi Qiao didn't even bother to despise her: "Wan Yu, do you want to play darts with me? Come on. By the way, let me tell you a story about how I met another old grandfather." Wan Yu followed Zi Qiao happily. open. Guan Gu sat down cheerfully: "Guess what's in this shoe box?" Put the box down. Yifei covered her eyes: "Let me guess, let me guess, are they shoes?" Guan Gu lost all interest in the guess: "Do you still need to guess if it's a shoe? Look." Opening the box, it was a fluffy puppy. Yifei immediately picked it up: "Wow, so cute. Look at this little guy." Guan Gu said triumphantly, "Is it cute?" "Guan Gu, where did you get the puppy?" Zhan Bo asked about time. "I picked it up. I bought it." Yifei was surprised: "Bought it? Why did you buy a puppy?" Guan Gu rubbed his palms and said shyly, "It's for Meijia." Yifei immediately understood: "Oh, Guan Gu, you are so kind to Mika. Mika must be crazy if she knows it." Yifei's words hit Guan Gu's mind, Guan Gu thought: "If she sees this puppy, she must not be in the mood to go to the animation forum with me." Zhanbo hurried to announce the good news: "I'll call Meijia over." Guan Gu hurriedly stopped: "Wait, wait, don't call her, I want to give her a surprise. I want to show her tomorrow." "Why? Tomorrow is her birthday?" Yifei was surprised again. "No. It's just an ordinary gift." "Then why do you have to give it to her tomorrow?" Yifei tracked it down. Guan Gu had no choice but to say: "She has been busy these two days, she has worked very hard, I want her to sleep peacefully. So I want to give it to her tomorrow." But there are other scruples in his heart: "Actually, I want to Sleep peacefully, if she sees it tonight, she will definitely go crazy in advance, and then serve the little guy's food and drink, don't think about peace in our house. Wait until tomorrow, she will take care of everything, and she will definitely quarrel with me again go out." So Guan Gu blurted out: "Oh, you must not let Mijia see it, or I will be miserable." "What?" Yifei didn't understand. "I mean, the effect is not good. I think tomorrow is a weekend, and she will have enough time to cook this little guy." "Then where are you going to hide it?" Zhan Bo mentioned the key question. "Your room." Yifei was in trouble: "No way. Such a small guy can pee messily. How can we do it." "That's the problem." Guan Gu begged, "I'm going to participate in a forum early tomorrow morning. I need to go to bed early at night, you won't just die." Zhanbo is still in trouble: "This..." Guan Gu clasped his hands together and bowed: "Please!" "Okay, we promise you." Yifei was still the most loyal. Guan Gu bowed again: "Thank you. Great kindness, great virtue, I will never forget it. Remember, don't let Meijia see it." After finishing speaking, he left. Zhan Bo looked at the little guy and felt suspicious: "Sister, have you ever raised a dog?" "No, but I raised you." Because of this, Yifei still has confidence in raising a dog. "..." Zhan Bo was speechless. Yifei remembered again: "I used to raise many animals, birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels, fortune trees... all died within three days. Zhanbo, you are so lucky." Zhanbo is still worried: "...then how to raise this one?" Yifei said carelessly: "How do I know, just put it in a box and give it food and water." "What about poop?" "We only raise it for one day. It shouldn't be a big problem. Put some newspapers under the box and change it every hour." "It sounds very troublesome. Sister, you should take care of it." Zhanbo wanted to shirk his responsibility. Yifei stared at Lafayette: "Huh?!" Zhanbo had no choice but to admit it: "Oh, you know I'm joking. Don't worry, sister, you just need to direct and I'll take care of all the hard work. You old man just need to have a good rest." Only then did Yifei say with satisfaction: "Well, this is more or less the same. Little Bozi. Let's drive." "Cha!" Zhan Bo knelt down on one knee and waited on him. Guan Gu returned to the room. Meijia was waiting for him: "Guan Gu, you should be grateful that you have such an outstanding assistant like me." There was something hidden behind. Guan Gu smiled wryly: "Hi! I've been rejoicing." "In order to make up for your loss, I bought you a new pair of trousers. Look!" Mika lifted a pair of trousers, and the two trouser legs were not the same length. "Ah." She herself first discovered the problem. Guan Gu smiled happily: "Thank you, I like it very much. This must be the latest style for this autumn and winter." Meijia was very puzzled: "How could this happen? This is a foreign trade receipt, so it should be cheap and good quality." Guan Gu comforted: "If I walk in the swamp, I shouldn't be able to see this little problem." Mika couldn't be bothered: "Then I'll find the tailor downstairs to help you change it. It's time to close the door when it's late." Guan Gu immediately stopped him: "No need, you can go tomorrow." "What are you talking about? I'm going to accompany you to the forum tomorrow." Meijia will not forget this top priority. "No, you can rest at home tomorrow." "You... don't go if you don't go, what's the big deal!" Meijia sat on the sofa with an unhappy expression on her face. Guan Gu knew that he was doing something wrong, but there was nothing he could do, so he leaned over to comfort him: "Meijia, what's wrong?" "You..." Meijia turned around, with her back to Guan Gu, "I hate you." "how could be." "Of course it is. How lonely I am when I'm alone." Meijia said in a very pitiful voice. "Let me tell you the truth. I will introduce a new friend to you tomorrow. You will never be lonely." Guan Gu had no choice but to reveal a little bit in order to comfort Mijia. Meijia was really interested: "Really?" "What friend." Guan Gu said: "I can't tell you now, it's a surprise." Like a child, Meijia is full of curiosity: "Then give me a little hint." "I said it was a surprise." Guan Gu was in a dilemma. Mika asked another way: "Is it cute?" "Yeah, cute." Meijia was so happy: "Really? Isn't that handsome?" "It should be quite handsome. It depends on how you understand it." Guan Gu murmured in his heart: "Aside from handsome and cute, are there other words in her dictionary?" "That's great, Guan Gu, I love you." Mika hugged Guan Gu enthusiastically, bouncing up and down. Guan Gu raised his hands shyly, not daring to touch Mijia: "Okay, I can only stop here." "No need. I can basically imagine it already, ha!" Meijia fantasized about her new friend like this: "Guan Gu must have introduced me to a handsome and cute man, yeah!" Meijia immediately responded with concern: "Then I will help you find another pair of pants, you will wear them tomorrow." "No……" Ding dong, the doorbell rang.Mika hurried to open the door. It's Wan Yu. "Hi, Mika." "Wanyu, you are here." Meijia was still immersed in the joy of fantasy. "Is Guan Gu there? I have something to look for him." "Yes. You chat slowly. I'm going to iron my trousers, la la la la." Meijia went into the back room and tossed her poor trousers again. Wan Yu asked Guan Gu in a low voice: "What's wrong with Meijia? She's so happy. I know about the dog. I just went back and saw it. The dog is so cute!" It seems that girls like furry things. Guan Gu pulled her to the kitchen: "Shhh, don't let her hear it. Otherwise my plan will go to waste." Wan Yu wondered: "She doesn't know yet? Then why is she so excited?" "That's the problem. I'm so excited now, I'm afraid she'll go crazy." Guan Gu knows Mika too well. Wan Yu explained the reason for her visit: "It's like this. The puppy keeps barking, maybe it's hungry, but we don't have dog food there." Guan Gu scratched his ears: "Oh, yes, I forgot to give it to you. The dog food is here." He took out the dog food from the rice cooker. 这时候美嘉又冲出来：“宛瑜，我刚才太高兴了，对了，要喝点什么吗？” “不用，我只是过来拿点吃的给……”宛瑜借机接过狗粮。 关谷帮她接上话：“给隔壁展博他们。他们那里没有饼干了。行了，宛瑜。这些你全拿去。不送了，拜拜。”说着把宛瑜往门口推。 美嘉看着两人鬼鬼祟祟的，要查清楚：“慢着，让我看看。这是什么……狗饼干？” 关谷又主动接招：“是啊，狗饼干很好，据说比普通饼干的营养都要好。” 宛瑜配合：“是啊，狗饼干含有丰富的护发素和去屑配方，吃了以后头发去无踪头屑更出众！啊！”意识到自己口误，尴尬地笑了一下。 关谷只好拿文化差异说事儿了：“我们日本人也很喜欢吃的。味道还不错。” 宛瑜跟着瞎附和：“我们一直用它！” 美嘉用质疑的眼神扫着两人。 关谷出狠招了：“不信，我吃给你看。”抓起饼干就开吃。 关谷吃着吃着，越吃越觉得真是香：“恩！好吃，如果有芥末就更好了！宛瑜，你也尝尝！” 宛瑜尴尬地拿起一块狗饼干，吃下去，甜甜地笑着。 美嘉惊讶地看着关谷，关谷又塞了一大把狗粮到嘴里，一边吃一边笑。 展博抱着纸盒子，出神地望着小狗。 一菲不耐烦地问：“你看了那么久，看出什么它想要什么了吗？吃饭还是便便？” “我来问问它。小狗狗。你想要什么？”展博假装凑过去聆听，“恩，是，好的。它说它想要两张明天东方神起演唱会的票子。” 一菲眼望着天。 宛瑜灰心丧气地走进来。 一菲问道：“宛瑜，狗粮拿回来了吗？” 宛瑜嘟着嘴：“没有——” “怎么会？”展博问。 “本来有的，不过全让关谷吃光了。”宛瑜遗憾地说。 一菲眉头紧锁。 展博奇怪的表情：“关谷？那怎么办，狗狗都要饿死了。” “不会的，我刚才去菜场，专门买了这个，瞧！”宛瑜拿出一块巨大的血淋淋的不知道什么肉，又大又血腥，而且中间有根巨大的骨头。 展博和一菲同时惊呆：“啊！” 展博结结巴巴地说：“这，这是什么？” “牛筋和牛排。” 一菲打趣地说：“这肉可比狗大多了。” 宛瑜可怜巴巴地说：“给小狗吃的食物都卖完了，这个是喂成年狗吃的。” 展博心理不平衡地说：“他两个月大就能吃牛肉？我两个月大的时候还在喝三氯奶粉呢！哈哈！” 一菲嗤之以鼻地说：“……那我还是宁可给他吃牛肉。” 一菲接过肉，三人出门去厨房。 展博一路抱着盒子：“乖乖，我们吃肉肉去。” 宛瑜一边把肉放在案板上，一边奇怪地问：“你怎么老把它放在盒子里。” “我怕它乱跑。” “在房间里它还能跑到哪里去，再说它那么小，它需要新鲜空气。” “好吧。说得有道理。”展博把小东西抱出来，放在饭桌上，小东西能听懂人话似的，开心地爬着。 一菲情不自禁地抱起来：“哦！太可爱了。让我抱抱，小家伙，你和展博小时候长得一模一样。” 展博看着一菲，心情一片灰暗。 宛瑜提议：“它还没取名字吧？” “它住在爱情公寓，就应该有个充满爱的名字，”一菲沉思一番，最后决定，“就叫它——强尼吧。” 展博抗议道：“这名字太没有腔调了，”抱起来左看右看，“我有个好名字。不如叫——辛巴~~~！”说着双手抱住，高举过头，貌似《狮子王》里的镜头。外加一声狮吼。 叮咚，有人敲门。 “我去开。”一菲说。 门一开，是美嘉。 一菲亲切地说：“hi，美嘉！怎么是你！”忽然想到什么，大声喊叫，“你怎么来了，美嘉！”还大动作地向厨房示意。 展博和宛瑜一听，手足无措，赶紧想找地方把小狗藏起来。展博想把小狗塞到冰箱里，宛瑜连忙阻止。 美嘉在门口颠三倒四地说：“一菲姐，想问你们借点牛奶？子乔前两天修了一下微波炉，结果把冰箱修坏了，你们在干吗？”说着伸头就往里面看。 一菲胳膊一伸，挡住了房门：“没什么。”突然很凶地对里面喊：“展博，快点拿牛奶给美嘉。” “没事，我自己来拿好了。”美嘉趁一菲没防备，头一低，就从胳膊下面钻了进来。 时间紧任务重，展博实在找不到地方藏小狗，只得把它藏在自己的衣服里。 宛瑜上来挡驾：“美嘉，你要的牛奶。”赶紧把牛奶递过去。 "thanks."
狗狗在展博的衣服里乱抓乱挠，展博开始抽搐，面容扭曲，然后怪笑：“啊呵呵呵……” 美嘉拿了东西本来要走，却被吸引过来：“展博，你怎么了？” 展博说不出话了：“啊！哈哈！啊啊啊啊！”只顾笑。 还是宛瑜反应较快：“我们刚才在说笑话。展博觉得好笑。” 美嘉迷惑地说：“他现在才笑？” 歪打正着，一菲正好有话可说：“你知道展博的，他就是这样。反应比较慢。” 突然，狗狗发出呜呜的叫声。 美嘉警觉地问：“什么声音？” 一菲支支吾吾地说：“我什么都没听到。没有，什么声音都没有。” 宛瑜连忙附和：“对啊。十分安静。一点声音都没有。”脸也很严肃。 美嘉确定有声音：“好像是小狗的声音。你们这里有小狗？”更加好奇了。 展博终于忍住怪笑，指指自己说：“是我，是我。我早上脚趾撞到沙发了，很疼。我在叫，呜呜呜呜。”又学了几声狗叫。 一菲继续解释：“他从小叫起来就这样，怪难听的。” 展博为了关谷，也为了演唱会门票，只好做出巨大牺牲：“对啊，呜呜呜呜。”叫得的确很难听。 美嘉还是觉得不对劲：“你刚才不是还在笑吗？” 展博死猪不怕开水烫，就认准了：“是啊，我反应比较慢。” “啊？”美嘉还能说什么呢。 “痛并快乐着，就是这样。”展博把现实感受与虚构处境完美结合，就诞生了这么富有诗意的情感体会。 “呀！这是什么呀？怎么长得这么难看。”美嘉指着案板上的牛肉。 “这不是狗吃的！”展博刚当回诗人，就犯了此地无银三百两的错误。 还好美嘉也不是特别聪明：“什么狗？” 宛瑜应付得更妙：“展博的意思是。看上去是狗吃的，实际上是人吃的。” “是啊。正宗的神户牛肉。”展博补充。 “前面宛瑜还来拿饼干，说你们断粮了呢。”美嘉越想越奇怪了。 “是啊，我们现在只吃饼干。”宛瑜回答。 “那这个呢？”美嘉示意前后矛盾也太大了。 “我们都已经改吃素，这个太罪恶了，我们正准备倒掉。”宛瑜做倒掉状。 美嘉心疼地说：“别，多浪费啊。神户牛肉，原来长这样啊，看上去挺好吃的样子。” “可我们还是准备倒掉。谁也别吃，很罪恶的。”宛瑜说着就拎起牛肉往垃圾桶去。 美嘉半路把牛肉截下来：“没关系，牛奶和牛肉都有了，我可以帮关谷做神户铁板烧了。偷偷告诉你们关谷明天要给我个惊喜，我要好好报答他一下。嘻嘻。” 展博又开始按耐不住：“哈哈哈哈，啊啊啊哈哈哈啊。” 美嘉回望过去：“他不会是羊癫疯吧？” 一菲一脸惋惜地说：“我们会一起带他去看病的。” 美嘉一手牛肉一手牛奶，心满意足地往门口走。 宛瑜吞吞吐吐地说：“美嘉，美嘉，等等，你不能再把这个给关谷吃了。” “因为……因为，”宛瑜不敢再说下去，只好说，“它冷掉了。” “这是生的。烧一下不就好了吗？拜拜！”美嘉转身要走。 展博衣服里的小狗再次呜呜地叫。 “嗯？”美嘉再回望。 “呜呜。呜呜。”展博再怪叫，然后指着自己。 “又撞到了？”美嘉无比同情。 “嗯嗯，嗯嗯。” 美嘉莞尔一笑，关上门，走了。 展博赶紧拿出小狗：“现在我们该怎么办？” 宛瑜想的倒是另一个问题：“关谷已经第二次跟狗狗抢吃的了。” “这样下去他一定会吃傻的。”展博跟着说。 宛瑜越想越不忍心：“不行，我们不能再让关谷吃狗食了。他只是想给美嘉一个惊喜。不应该这么倒霉。太可怜了。” 一菲开解道：“这就是缘分。谁让他把个狗狗寄养在我们家的。再说了，这是牛肉，吃一点也没关系的。” 宛瑜抛出了问题的关键：“可是，包装纸上说，这牛肉加了生长激素，还有磨牙专用的胶质纤维。” “这是什么东西？”一菲闻所未闻。 “可能是一种复合产品，象是塑料。”宛瑜找不到更形象的比喻了。 展博却对关谷有信心：“别担心，关谷不一定会吃，他发现不对，会反应过来的。” “只有一种办法，将来判断他到底吃了还是没吃。”一菲思维又开始跳跃。 “什么办法？”宛瑜关心道。 “下次我们看到他，扔一根棍子出去，如果他撒开腿去追……说明……”一菲眯缝着眼睛，省略掉大家都能猜到的结果。 宛瑜又不忍心了：“不行，关谷太可怜了，我得阻止他们。”说完，转身出门。 “等会儿，先让我把这祖宗放回盒子里。”展博举起狗狗。 一菲嗅了嗅，问道：“展博，什么味道。你的新香水？” 展博拉开自己的衣服，往里面看：“该死，它在我里面做了什么？” 美嘉端着空盘子，对着关谷甜蜜地说：“等着哦，你的特别晚餐马上就要好了。”转身去厨房。 关谷横躺在沙发上，昏昏欲睡的样子表明，刚才的狗粮还没消化：“其实我一点都不饿。”摸了摸肚子。 “谁让你吃了那么多狗饼干？”美嘉责怪道。 子乔一边羡慕地等待着，一边奇怪地问：“关谷，你吃了狗饼干？” “换换口味嘛！”关谷不以为然地说。 子乔伸出大拇指：“你牛！”又朝美嘉嚷嚷：“美嘉，你今天做了什么，我快饿死了，我都能吃下一头牛了。” 牛肉已经盛在盘子里了，为了能让关谷在舒适的环境下品味美食，美嘉还在整理餐桌：“你怎么知道今天有牛肉？” “男人的直觉。” “是嗅觉吧。瞧！神户牛肉铁板烧。”美嘉托着盘子，在引诱子乔，子乔马上冲了过来，一脸猴急的样子。 美嘉坏笑着把盘子没收，说：“不过不是给你的，这是给关谷做的。” “那我的呢？”子乔指了指自己。 美嘉的嘴巴朝桌上另一份黑乎乎的菜撅了撅：“喏，萝卜菜。” 子乔傻了眼：“太偏心了吧。为什么我的是萝卜菜，关谷的是牛肉？” “这是关谷的家乡菜。你吃你的家乡菜，谁让你说自己是韩国人的。”美嘉振振有词。 “这是神户牛肉？”关谷用叉子捣了捣，有点疑惑。 “对啊，绝对正宗，宛瑜给我的。”美嘉双手紧握，等待关谷品尝。 “他们为什么突然给你这个？”关谷对这个理由更疑惑。 “我也不知道，他们突然都吃素了。” “怎么有那么多牛筋？闻起来怪怪的。”关谷偷偷放下叉子，傻笑着。 美嘉马上察觉关谷的意图：“你是不是又不信任我？” "how could be?" 美嘉扭扭捏捏地说：“我知道我烫衣服，刮胡子不是很擅长，不过烧菜我还是很拿手的。” “美嘉，我信任你，他不懂欣赏，我帮他吃。”趁着两人说话的当儿，子乔飞快地和关谷换了一份。 “不行！子乔。”美嘉说着就要换回来。 正好关谷也不想吃，干脆做个顺水人情：“算了，让子乔吃吧。” 因为关谷在场，美嘉不好发飙，暂时只好忍气吞声。宛瑜突然闯进来。 “打扰你们吃饭了。”一边说一边走近餐桌，“不过我不能让你吃这个。关谷。”关谷刚要吃萝卜菜，被宛瑜一把抢过调羹，抱起盘子就往厨房跑。 “等一下，等一下。”美嘉刚想制止，可惜已经来不及。宛瑜把菜倒进了垃圾桶。 关谷看着宛瑜放回自己面前的空盘子，心情沮丧：“你干什么？” “宛瑜。你干吗？”美嘉也傻愣愣地望着她。 子乔生怕宛瑜抢自己的食物，旁若无人地猛吃，可是肉太老撕不下来。 宛瑜却像放下了巨大的心理负担一般，神清气爽地说：“好了。我的任务完成了。我走了，不打扰了，拜拜。祝你们好胃口。”说完，便高高兴兴地撤退。 众人继续愣了半天。 关谷看着宛瑜离去的背影，心酸地说：“她为什么要把我的晚饭倒了？” “……可能吃素太多，看到萝卜菜就反胃。”美嘉挠挠下巴，对自己的猜测也是将信将疑。 “不会啊，莫名其妙。”子乔嘴里的肉还是撕不下来。 “那我晚上吃什么？”关谷对着空盘子发愁。 “要不我再给你热点牛奶？”美嘉体贴地说。 “没事。我分一点给关谷。”子乔说着，大方地叉起一块牛肉放在关谷盘子里。 关谷根本不记夺肉之仇，还连连点头：“谢谢。” 就这样，两人各自叉了一块牛肉，放进嘴里。 美嘉在一旁充满期待地问：“味道怎么样？” 子乔和关谷两人咀嚼了很长时间。 “有点老。”子乔边嚼边说。 “恩。”关谷同意。 两人又咀嚼了很久，而且样子都很认真、很仔细，也很努力。 子乔再次边嚼边问：“你咽下去了没有。” 关谷边嚼边回答：“还没嚼完。” 清晨的太阳照常升起，宛瑜刚刚下楼，一菲也刚刚起床，脖子上还用红绳子拴着装演唱会门票的信封，显然是挂着信封睡了一宿。展博却已经身穿围裙出现在厨房了。 “早上好。”展博满脸堆笑，笑得十分过分。 两人都还没睡醒似的：“早上好。” “姐！快来快来，这边这边。”展博拉着一菲，让她坐在沙发上，自己跪在地上帮她把腿架上，放好。一菲不知所措地享受着展博的服务，有点不自在。 然后，展博撩起桌上的绸布，像变魔术一样，一个便携式的茶几放在一菲面前，上面琳琅满目地排放着香喷喷的早餐。“早上的第一缕阳光，就是麦当劳的麦香猪柳蛋汉堡，加一杯喷香浓郁的奶茶。还有一个健康的蜜桃派。我最亲爱的姐姐，早安。”展博像日本传统妇女一样，跪着鞠躬致敬。 一菲总算明白了展博的良苦用心，满意地夸赞道：“哦，这是最棒的早餐。” “那我的呢。”宛瑜含情默默地问道。 展博转过脸来，象征性地一笑：“哦，你也早安。”就没有下文了。 宛瑜收回笑脸，在沙发上调整坐姿，然后鄙夷地看着展博。 展博根本不理会宛瑜，接着谄媚地对一菲笑着，拿起一小块方糖，丢进咖啡里：“按照您的一贯的喜好，一颗糖。”讨好似的说出来。 “哦——我看到了。” “只要您吩咐，我都可以为您服务。”展博两手扭紧，放在膝盖上，做出卑下的模样，宛瑜看着都像吐，“你是先吃汉堡还是先吃蜜桃派，还是一边吃汉堡一边吃蜜桃派？” “按照我一贯的喜好，我一般……”一菲故弄玄虚地说，“先刷牙。” “哦。没关系的。”展博其实就是不爽，但是脸上还是笑容灿烂。 宛瑜实在看不下去了，说：“展博，鄙视你。” “展博，你的表现实在是太好了。我实在是不知道该怎么表扬你了。”一菲赞许道。 展博以充满期待的语言说：“当然，你当然知道，只要你把脖子上的信封给我，就好了，姐。” “好吧。我还能说什么呢？”一菲摘下信封，“子乔已经告诉我了，既然你是要去约会，我怎么能不支持你呢？对吧。这是你应得的。”把信封递到展博面前。 展博高兴得没法用语言来描绘，只好直白地说：“哦，姐，太谢谢你了，来世我还要做你的弟弟。”一边说话，一边把信封打开。“怎么只有一张？” 一菲不急不慢地解释：“昨天晚上，我已经把另一张给了宛瑜。你可以和宛瑜一起去。” 原来宛瑜脖子上也挂着一个信封，她得意地拿出另一张票子晃啊晃啊。 展博立刻拿走了汉堡，一菲咬了个空。 “早上的第一缕阳光，就是麦当劳的麦香猪柳蛋汉堡，加一杯喷香浓郁的奶茶。只为你而准备。”说着把早餐端到了宛瑜面前。 一菲还在一旁摆老佛爷的造型，责问道：“hello hello。那我的呢？” 展博突然转过脸来，冷言冷语与刚刚判若两人：“噢，厨房里还有泡饭和酱瓜。” 一菲就等着这一幕呢，气急败坏地骂道：“外星人可算是把我弟弟放回来了，我说什么来着，早料到会有这么一天的。没心没肺，你出生的时候是不是你妈把人扔了，把胎盘养大了？”一菲起身，进屋。 展博把蜜桃派的包装打开，卑躬屈膝地呈到宛瑜眼前，轻声呼唤：“宛瑜。” “没门。”宛瑜想都不想，直接撇开头。 展博还在装疯卖傻：“什么没门啊。” “不给票，就是这样，我要自己留着。” 展博起身，神情变
In the bar, Yifei rubbed her belly contentedly. Zhanbo supported Yifei: "Sister! Is the dinner just okay? Slow down, sit down." He hurriedly put a cushion on Yifei's back. "Uh——" Yifei burped, "It's not bad. Remember to change the flavor in the future, the calories of pizza are too high." Zhanbo said to himself distressedly: "Then you also ate 8 pieces of pizza and 6 pairs of chicken wings?" "Ok?!" Zhanbo had a humble smile on his face: "Hahaha. No problem, too high a calorie is indeed not good. I will definitely pay attention next time. But, sister, you are so powerful, no matter how much you eat, you won't gain weight." Yifei nodded Zhanbo's nose: "You are really getting better at talking." "Sister! Would you like to order a drink for you? Coffee or tea, with sugar and milk. So, let me order a cup each." Zhan Bo got up and went to the bar. Wan Yu leaned over: "Feifei, do you want dessert after dinner? Ice cream?" He gave Hagen an ice cream. Yifei responded, "It's really good." Ziqiao looked dumbfounded: "Yifei, what is that hanging around your neck?" Yifei tore off the red rope around his neck, and pulled out the concert tickets strung on the rope. "Concert tickets, obviously they are more useful than Empress Dowager Cixi's jade seal." Wan Yu stared at the tickets, her eyes straightened. Ziqiao heard this, and posted it up: "Since you are not going, why don't you just give me the ticket. I can sell you these two tickets for 2,000 yuan." Stretched out two fingers . "Why did you sell it?" Yifei felt that it was better now. Zi Qiao withdrew her finger: "Okay, let me tell you the truth. Usually I don't want to show my tender side in front of others. To tell you the truth, I am actually very soft-hearted." Yifei disdained: "... huh." "Every time I pass by the gymnasium, I see a poor old lady selling cigarettes there. Whether it is windy or rainy, cold or hot, she will sit there alone, sitting there. The weather is already on the corners of her old eyes Wrinkles have been carved, but her eyes are still so kind and firm. Until one day, when I passed by her, she suddenly stopped me and said to me, "Zi Qiao suppressed her voice, imitating the old lady's voice, "young Man, I know I'm dying, and I still have one unfulfilled wish before I die, which is to go to a TVXQ concert." Wan Yu believed it was true: "It's so pitiful, you mean you want to take her to the concert?" Zi Qiao nodded frequently. Yifei couldn't laugh or cry: "Wanyu, don't be naive. That old lady is a scalper." Wan Yu asked stupidly, "How do you know?" Yifei's eyes widened: "Because Ziqiao said he would sell the tickets for 2,000 yuan!" "No! Yifei." Ziqiao said firmly, "I have seen many scalpers, but the firm eyes of that scalper are completely different from other scalpers." Yifei reprimanded: "Shut up, Ziqiao, it's against the law to buy scalper tickets. I'd rather give the ticket to a dog than sell it." Zhan Bo came over with coffee and tea, his face changed when he heard the words: "Are you scolding me?" Yifei said awkwardly, "Oh, just kidding." Zhanbo was furious: "Is this a joke? You don't have to give me the ticket, but you can't insult my dignity." "That's not what I meant." Yifei gritted his teeth. "You have insulted my dignity!" Zhan Bo bent his legs and knelt down and said, "—so you should give me the ticket, please." Ziqiao and Wanyu rolled their eyes and said in unison, "Zhanbo, I despise you." Zhan Bo walked forward on his knees: "Sister, your coffee and tea." Zi Qiao and Wan Yu each took a glass. "thanks." At this time, Guan Gu came in from the outside, holding a big shoe box in his hand. Zhan Bo glanced at him: "You also came here to despise me? Give me a pair of broken shoes?" "No. Can I join?" Guan Gu originally wanted to say: "Can I join your chat?" Wan Yu immediately agreed: "Of course. It is the duty of every citizen to despise him." Zi Qiao didn't even bother to despise her: "Wan Yu, do you want to play darts with me? Come on. By the way, let me tell you a story about how I met another old grandfather." Wan Yu followed Zi Qiao happily. open. Guan Gu sat down cheerfully: "Guess what's in this shoe box?" Put the box down. Yifei covered her eyes: "Let me guess, let me guess, are they shoes?" Guan Gu lost all interest in the guess: "Do you still need to guess if it's a shoe? Look." Opening the box, it was a fluffy puppy. Yifei immediately picked it up: "Wow, so cute. Look at this little guy." Guan Gu said triumphantly, "Is it cute?" "Guan Gu, where did you get the puppy?" Zhan Bo asked about time. "I picked it up. I bought it." Yifei was surprised: "Bought it? Why did you buy a puppy?" Guan Gu rubbed his palms and said shyly, "It's for Meijia." Yifei immediately understood: "Oh, Guan Gu, you are so kind to Mika. Mika must be crazy if she knows it." Yifei's words hit Guan Gu's mind, Guan Gu thought: "If she sees this puppy, she must not be in the mood to go to the animation forum with me." Zhanbo hurried to announce the good news: "I'll call Meijia over." Guan Gu hurriedly stopped: "Wait, wait, don't call her, I want to give her a surprise. I want to show her tomorrow." "Why? Tomorrow is her birthday?" Yifei was surprised again. "No. It's just an ordinary gift." "Then why do you have to give it to her tomorrow?" Yifei tracked it down. Guan Gu had no choice but to say: "She has been busy these two days, she has worked very hard, I want her to sleep peacefully. So I want to give it to her tomorrow." But there are other scruples in his heart: "Actually, I want to Sleep peacefully, if she sees it tonight, she will definitely go crazy in advance, and then serve the little guy's food and drink, don't think about peace in our house. Wait until tomorrow, she will take care of everything, and she will definitely quarrel with me again go out." So Guan Gu blurted out: "Oh, you must not let Mijia see it, or I will be miserable." "What?" Yifei didn't understand. "I mean, the effect is not good. I think tomorrow is a weekend, and she will have enough time to cook this little guy." "Then where are you going to hide it?" Zhan Bo mentioned the key question. "Your room." Yifei was in trouble: "No way. Such a small guy can pee messily. How can we do it." "That's the problem." Guan Gu begged, "I'm going to participate in a forum early tomorrow morning. I need to go to bed early at night, you won't just die." Zhanbo is still in trouble: "This..." Guan Gu clasped his hands together and bowed: "Please!" "Okay, we promise you." Yifei was still the most loyal. Guan Gu bowed again: "Thank you. Great kindness, great virtue, I will never forget it. Remember, don't let Meijia see it." After finishing speaking, he left. Zhan Bo looked at the little guy and felt suspicious: "Sister, have you ever raised a dog?" "No, but I raised you." Because of this, Yifei still has confidence in raising a dog. "..." Zhan Bo was speechless. Yifei remembered again: "I used to raise many animals, birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels, fortune trees... all died within three days. Zhanbo, you are so lucky." Zhanbo is still worried: "...then how to raise this one?" Yifei said carelessly: "How do I know, just put it in a box and give it food and water." "What about poop?" "We only raise it for one day. It shouldn't be a big problem. Put some newspapers under the box and change it every hour." "It sounds very troublesome. Sister, you should take care of it." Zhanbo wanted to shirk his responsibility. Yifei stared at Lafayette: "Huh?!" Zhanbo had no choice but to admit it: "Oh, you know I'm joking. Don't worry, sister, you just need to direct and I'll take care of all the hard work. You old man just need to have a good rest." Only then did Yifei say with satisfaction: "Well, this is more or less the same. Little Bozi. Let's drive." "Cha!" Zhan Bo knelt down on one knee and waited on him. Guan Gu returned to the room. Meijia was waiting for him: "Guan Gu, you should be grateful that you have such an outstanding assistant like me." There was something hidden behind. Guan Gu smiled wryly: "Hi! I've been rejoicing." "In order to make up for your loss, I bought you a new pair of trousers. Look!" Mika lifted a pair of trousers, and the two trouser legs were not the same length. "Ah." She herself first discovered the problem. Guan Gu smiled happily: "Thank you, I like it very much. This must be the latest style for this autumn and winter." Meijia was very puzzled: "How could this happen? This is a foreign trade receipt, so it should be cheap and good quality." Guan Gu comforted: "If I walk in the swamp, I shouldn't be able to see this little problem." Mika couldn't be bothered: "Then I'll find the tailor downstairs to help you change it. It's time to close the door when it's late." Guan Gu immediately stopped him: "No need, you can go tomorrow." "What are you talking about? I'm going to accompany you to the forum tomorrow." Meijia will not forget this top priority. "No, you can rest at home tomorrow." "You... don't go if you don't go, what's the big deal!" Meijia sat on the sofa with an unhappy expression on her face. Guan Gu knew that he was doing something wrong, but there was nothing he could do, so he leaned over to comfort him: "Meijia, what's wrong?" "You..." Meijia turned around, with her back to Guan Gu, "I hate you." "how could be." "Of course it is. How lonely I am when I'm alone." Meijia said in a very pitiful voice. "Let me tell you the truth. I will introduce a new friend to you tomorrow. You will never be lonely." Guan Gu had no choice but to reveal a little bit in order to comfort Mijia. Meijia was really interested: "Really?" "What friend." Guan Gu said: "I can't tell you now, it's a surprise." Like a child, Meijia is full of curiosity: "Then give me a little hint." "I said it was a surprise." Guan Gu was in a dilemma. Mika asked another way: "Is it cute?" "Yeah, cute." Meijia was so happy: "Really? Isn't that handsome?" "It should be quite handsome. It depends on how you understand it." Guan Gu murmured in his heart: "Aside from handsome and cute, are there other words in her dictionary?" "That's great, Guan Gu, I love you." Mika hugged Guan Gu enthusiastically, bouncing up and down. Guan Gu raised his hands shyly, not daring to touch Mijia: "Okay, I can only stop here." "No need. I can basically imagine it already, ha!" Meijia fantasized about her new friend like this: "Guan Gu must have introduced me to a handsome and cute man, yeah!" Meijia immediately responded with concern: "Then I will help you find another pair of pants, you will wear them tomorrow." "No……" Ding dong, the doorbell rang.Mika hurried to open the door. It's Wan Yu. "Hi, Mika." "Wanyu, you are here." Meijia was still immersed in the joy of fantasy. "Is Guan Gu there? I have something to look for him." "Yes. You chat slowly. I'm going to iron my trousers, la la la la." Meijia went into the back room and tossed her poor trousers again. Wan Yu asked Guan Gu in a low voice: "What's wrong with Meijia? She's so happy. I know about the dog. I just went back and saw it. The dog is so cute!" It seems that girls like furry things. Guan Gu pulled her to the kitchen: "Shhh, don't let her hear it. Otherwise my plan will go to waste." Wan Yu wondered: "She doesn't know yet? Then why is she so excited?" "That's the problem. I'm so excited now, I'm afraid she'll go crazy." Guan Gu knows Mika too well. Wan Yu explained the reason for her visit: "It's like this. The puppy keeps barking, maybe it's hungry, but we don't have dog food there." Guan Gu scratched his ears: "Oh, yes, I forgot to give it to you. The dog food is here." He took out the dog food from the rice cooker. 这时候美嘉又冲出来：“宛瑜，我刚才太高兴了，对了，要喝点什么吗？” “不用，我只是过来拿点吃的给……”宛瑜借机接过狗粮。 关谷帮她接上话：“给隔壁展博他们。他们那里没有饼干了。行了，宛瑜。这些你全拿去。不送了，拜拜。”说着把宛瑜往门口推。 美嘉看着两人鬼鬼祟祟的，要查清楚：“慢着，让我看看。这是什么……狗饼干？” 关谷又主动接招：“是啊，狗饼干很好，据说比普通饼干的营养都要好。” 宛瑜配合：“是啊，狗饼干含有丰富的护发素和去屑配方，吃了以后头发去无踪头屑更出众！啊！”意识到自己口误，尴尬地笑了一下。 关谷只好拿文化差异说事儿了：“我们日本人也很喜欢吃的。味道还不错。” 宛瑜跟着瞎附和：“我们一直用它！” 美嘉用质疑的眼神扫着两人。 关谷出狠招了：“不信，我吃给你看。”抓起饼干就开吃。 关谷吃着吃着，越吃越觉得真是香：“恩！好吃，如果有芥末就更好了！宛瑜，你也尝尝！” 宛瑜尴尬地拿起一块狗饼干，吃下去，甜甜地笑着。 美嘉惊讶地看着关谷，关谷又塞了一大把狗粮到嘴里，一边吃一边笑。 展博抱着纸盒子，出神地望着小狗。 一菲不耐烦地问：“你看了那么久，看出什么它想要什么了吗？吃饭还是便便？” “我来问问它。小狗狗。你想要什么？”展博假装凑过去聆听，“恩，是，好的。它说它想要两张明天东方神起演唱会的票子。” 一菲眼望着天。 宛瑜灰心丧气地走进来。 一菲问道：“宛瑜，狗粮拿回来了吗？” 宛瑜嘟着嘴：“没有——” “怎么会？”展博问。 “本来有的，不过全让关谷吃光了。”宛瑜遗憾地说。 一菲眉头紧锁。 展博奇怪的表情：“关谷？那怎么办，狗狗都要饿死了。” “不会的，我刚才去菜场，专门买了这个，瞧！”宛瑜拿出一块巨大的血淋淋的不知道什么肉，又大又血腥，而且中间有根巨大的骨头。 展博和一菲同时惊呆：“啊！” 展博结结巴巴地说：“这，这是什么？” “牛筋和牛排。” 一菲打趣地说：“这肉可比狗大多了。” 宛瑜可怜巴巴地说：“给小狗吃的食物都卖完了，这个是喂成年狗吃的。” 展博心理不平衡地说：“他两个月大就能吃牛肉？我两个月大的时候还在喝三氯奶粉呢！哈哈！” 一菲嗤之以鼻地说：“……那我还是宁可给他吃牛肉。” 一菲接过肉，三人出门去厨房。 展博一路抱着盒子：“乖乖，我们吃肉肉去。” 宛瑜一边把肉放在案板上，一边奇怪地问：“你怎么老把它放在盒子里。” “我怕它乱跑。” “在房间里它还能跑到哪里去，再说它那么小，它需要新鲜空气。” “好吧。说得有道理。”展博把小东西抱出来，放在饭桌上，小东西能听懂人话似的，开心地爬着。 一菲情不自禁地抱起来：“哦！太可爱了。让我抱抱，小家伙，你和展博小时候长得一模一样。” 展博看着一菲，心情一片灰暗。 宛瑜提议：“它还没取名字吧？” “它住在爱情公寓，就应该有个充满爱的名字，”一菲沉思一番，最后决定，“就叫它——强尼吧。” 展博抗议道：“这名字太没有腔调了，”抱起来左看右看，“我有个好名字。不如叫——辛巴~~~！”说着双手抱住，高举过头，貌似《狮子王》里的镜头。外加一声狮吼。 叮咚，有人敲门。 “我去开。”一菲说。 门一开，是美嘉。 一菲亲切地说：“hi，美嘉！怎么是你！”忽然想到什么，大声喊叫，“你怎么来了，美嘉！”还大动作地向厨房示意。 展博和宛瑜一听，手足无措，赶紧想找地方把小狗藏起来。展博想把小狗塞到冰箱里，宛瑜连忙阻止。 美嘉在门口颠三倒四地说：“一菲姐，想问你们借点牛奶？子乔前两天修了一下微波炉，结果把冰箱修坏了，你们在干吗？”说着伸头就往里面看。 一菲胳膊一伸，挡住了房门：“没什么。”突然很凶地对里面喊：“展博，快点拿牛奶给美嘉。” “没事，我自己来拿好了。”美嘉趁一菲没防备，头一低，就从胳膊下面钻了进来。 时间紧任务重，展博实在找不到地方藏小狗，只得把它藏在自己的衣服里。 宛瑜上来挡驾：“美嘉，你要的牛奶。”赶紧把牛奶递过去。 "thanks."
狗狗在展博的衣服里乱抓乱挠，展博开始抽搐，面容扭曲，然后怪笑：“啊呵呵呵……” 美嘉拿了东西本来要走，却被吸引过来：“展博，你怎么了？” 展博说不出话了：“啊！哈哈！啊啊啊啊！”只顾笑。 还是宛瑜反应较快：“我们刚才在说笑话。展博觉得好笑。” 美嘉迷惑地说：“他现在才笑？” 歪打正着，一菲正好有话可说：“你知道展博的，他就是这样。反应比较慢。” 突然，狗狗发出呜呜的叫声。 美嘉警觉地问：“什么声音？” 一菲支支吾吾地说：“我什么都没听到。没有，什么声音都没有。” 宛瑜连忙附和：“对啊。十分安静。一点声音都没有。”脸也很严肃。 美嘉确定有声音：“好像是小狗的声音。你们这里有小狗？”更加好奇了。 展博终于忍住怪笑，指指自己说：“是我，是我。我早上脚趾撞到沙发了，很疼。我在叫，呜呜呜呜。”又学了几声狗叫。 一菲继续解释：“他从小叫起来就这样，怪难听的。” 展博为了关谷，也为了演唱会门票，只好做出巨大牺牲：“对啊，呜呜呜呜。”叫得的确很难听。 美嘉还是觉得不对劲：“你刚才不是还在笑吗？” 展博死猪不怕开水烫，就认准了：“是啊，我反应比较慢。” “啊？”美嘉还能说什么呢。 “痛并快乐着，就是这样。”展博把现实感受与虚构处境完美结合，就诞生了这么富有诗意的情感体会。 “呀！这是什么呀？怎么长得这么难看。”美嘉指着案板上的牛肉。 “这不是狗吃的！”展博刚当回诗人，就犯了此地无银三百两的错误。 还好美嘉也不是特别聪明：“什么狗？” 宛瑜应付得更妙：“展博的意思是。看上去是狗吃的，实际上是人吃的。” “是啊。正宗的神户牛肉。”展博补充。 “前面宛瑜还来拿饼干，说你们断粮了呢。”美嘉越想越奇怪了。 “是啊，我们现在只吃饼干。”宛瑜回答。 “那这个呢？”美嘉示意前后矛盾也太大了。 “我们都已经改吃素，这个太罪恶了，我们正准备倒掉。”宛瑜做倒掉状。 美嘉心疼地说：“别，多浪费啊。神户牛肉，原来长这样啊，看上去挺好吃的样子。” “可我们还是准备倒掉。谁也别吃，很罪恶的。”宛瑜说着就拎起牛肉往垃圾桶去。 美嘉半路把牛肉截下来：“没关系，牛奶和牛肉都有了，我可以帮关谷做神户铁板烧了。偷偷告诉你们关谷明天要给我个惊喜，我要好好报答他一下。嘻嘻。” 展博又开始按耐不住：“哈哈哈哈，啊啊啊哈哈哈啊。” 美嘉回望过去：“他不会是羊癫疯吧？” 一菲一脸惋惜地说：“我们会一起带他去看病的。” 美嘉一手牛肉一手牛奶，心满意足地往门口走。 宛瑜吞吞吐吐地说：“美嘉，美嘉，等等，你不能再把这个给关谷吃了。” “因为……因为，”宛瑜不敢再说下去，只好说，“它冷掉了。” “这是生的。烧一下不就好了吗？拜拜！”美嘉转身要走。 展博衣服里的小狗再次呜呜地叫。 “嗯？”美嘉再回望。 “呜呜。呜呜。”展博再怪叫，然后指着自己。 “又撞到了？”美嘉无比同情。 “嗯嗯，嗯嗯。” 美嘉莞尔一笑，关上门，走了。 展博赶紧拿出小狗：“现在我们该怎么办？” 宛瑜想的倒是另一个问题：“关谷已经第二次跟狗狗抢吃的了。” “这样下去他一定会吃傻的。”展博跟着说。 宛瑜越想越不忍心：“不行，我们不能再让关谷吃狗食了。他只是想给美嘉一个惊喜。不应该这么倒霉。太可怜了。” 一菲开解道：“这就是缘分。谁让他把个狗狗寄养在我们家的。再说了，这是牛肉，吃一点也没关系的。” 宛瑜抛出了问题的关键：“可是，包装纸上说，这牛肉加了生长激素，还有磨牙专用的胶质纤维。” “这是什么东西？”一菲闻所未闻。 “可能是一种复合产品，象是塑料。”宛瑜找不到更形象的比喻了。 展博却对关谷有信心：“别担心，关谷不一定会吃，他发现不对，会反应过来的。” “只有一种办法，将来判断他到底吃了还是没吃。”一菲思维又开始跳跃。 “什么办法？”宛瑜关心道。 “下次我们看到他，扔一根棍子出去，如果他撒开腿去追……说明……”一菲眯缝着眼睛，省略掉大家都能猜到的结果。 宛瑜又不忍心了：“不行，关谷太可怜了，我得阻止他们。”说完，转身出门。 “等会儿，先让我把这祖宗放回盒子里。”展博举起狗狗。 一菲嗅了嗅，问道：“展博，什么味道。你的新香水？” 展博拉开自己的衣服，往里面看：“该死，它在我里面做了什么？” 美嘉端着空盘子，对着关谷甜蜜地说：“等着哦，你的特别晚餐马上就要好了。”转身去厨房。 关谷横躺在沙发上，昏昏欲睡的样子表明，刚才的狗粮还没消化：“其实我一点都不饿。”摸了摸肚子。 “谁让你吃了那么多狗饼干？”美嘉责怪道。 子乔一边羡慕地等待着，一边奇怪地问：“关谷，你吃了狗饼干？” “换换口味嘛！”关谷不以为然地说。 子乔伸出大拇指：“你牛！”又朝美嘉嚷嚷：“美嘉，你今天做了什么，我快饿死了，我都能吃下一头牛了。” 牛肉已经盛在盘子里了，为了能让关谷在舒适的环境下品味美食，美嘉还在整理餐桌：“你怎么知道今天有牛肉？” “男人的直觉。” “是嗅觉吧。瞧！神户牛肉铁板烧。”美嘉托着盘子，在引诱子乔，子乔马上冲了过来，一脸猴急的样子。 美嘉坏笑着把盘子没收，说：“不过不是给你的，这是给关谷做的。” “那我的呢？”子乔指了指自己。 美嘉的嘴巴朝桌上另一份黑乎乎的菜撅了撅：“喏，萝卜菜。” 子乔傻了眼：“太偏心了吧。为什么我的是萝卜菜，关谷的是牛肉？” “这是关谷的家乡菜。你吃你的家乡菜，谁让你说自己是韩国人的。”美嘉振振有词。 “这是神户牛肉？”关谷用叉子捣了捣，有点疑惑。 “对啊，绝对正宗，宛瑜给我的。”美嘉双手紧握，等待关谷品尝。 “他们为什么突然给你这个？”关谷对这个理由更疑惑。 “我也不知道，他们突然都吃素了。” “怎么有那么多牛筋？闻起来怪怪的。”关谷偷偷放下叉子，傻笑着。 美嘉马上察觉关谷的意图：“你是不是又不信任我？” "how could be?" 美嘉扭扭捏捏地说：“我知道我烫衣服，刮胡子不是很擅长，不过烧菜我还是很拿手的。” “美嘉，我信任你，他不懂欣赏，我帮他吃。”趁着两人说话的当儿，子乔飞快地和关谷换了一份。 “不行！子乔。”美嘉说着就要换回来。 正好关谷也不想吃，干脆做个顺水人情：“算了，让子乔吃吧。” 因为关谷在场，美嘉不好发飙，暂时只好忍气吞声。宛瑜突然闯进来。 “打扰你们吃饭了。”一边说一边走近餐桌，“不过我不能让你吃这个。关谷。”关谷刚要吃萝卜菜，被宛瑜一把抢过调羹，抱起盘子就往厨房跑。 “等一下，等一下。”美嘉刚想制止，可惜已经来不及。宛瑜把菜倒进了垃圾桶。 关谷看着宛瑜放回自己面前的空盘子，心情沮丧：“你干什么？” “宛瑜。你干吗？”美嘉也傻愣愣地望着她。 子乔生怕宛瑜抢自己的食物，旁若无人地猛吃，可是肉太老撕不下来。 宛瑜却像放下了巨大的心理负担一般，神清气爽地说：“好了。我的任务完成了。我走了，不打扰了，拜拜。祝你们好胃口。”说完，便高高兴兴地撤退。 众人继续愣了半天。 关谷看着宛瑜离去的背影，心酸地说：“她为什么要把我的晚饭倒了？” “……可能吃素太多，看到萝卜菜就反胃。”美嘉挠挠下巴，对自己的猜测也是将信将疑。 “不会啊，莫名其妙。”子乔嘴里的肉还是撕不下来。 “那我晚上吃什么？”关谷对着空盘子发愁。 “要不我再给你热点牛奶？”美嘉体贴地说。 “没事。我分一点给关谷。”子乔说着，大方地叉起一块牛肉放在关谷盘子里。 关谷根本不记夺肉之仇，还连连点头：“谢谢。” 就这样，两人各自叉了一块牛肉，放进嘴里。 美嘉在一旁充满期待地问：“味道怎么样？” 子乔和关谷两人咀嚼了很长时间。 “有点老。”子乔边嚼边说。 “恩。”关谷同意。 两人又咀嚼了很久，而且样子都很认真、很仔细，也很努力。 子乔再次边嚼边问：“你咽下去了没有。” 关谷边嚼边回答：“还没嚼完。” 清晨的太阳照常升起，宛瑜刚刚下楼，一菲也刚刚起床，脖子上还用红绳子拴着装演唱会门票的信封，显然是挂着信封睡了一宿。展博却已经身穿围裙出现在厨房了。 “早上好。”展博满脸堆笑，笑得十分过分。 两人都还没睡醒似的：“早上好。” “姐！快来快来，这边这边。”展博拉着一菲，让她坐在沙发上，自己跪在地上帮她把腿架上，放好。一菲不知所措地享受着展博的服务，有点不自在。 然后，展博撩起桌上的绸布，像变魔术一样，一个便携式的茶几放在一菲面前，上面琳琅满目地排放着香喷喷的早餐。“早上的第一缕阳光，就是麦当劳的麦香猪柳蛋汉堡，加一杯喷香浓郁的奶茶。还有一个健康的蜜桃派。我最亲爱的姐姐，早安。”展博像日本传统妇女一样，跪着鞠躬致敬。 一菲总算明白了展博的良苦用心，满意地夸赞道：“哦，这是最棒的早餐。” “那我的呢。”宛瑜含情默默地问道。 展博转过脸来，象征性地一笑：“哦，你也早安。”就没有下文了。 宛瑜收回笑脸，在沙发上调整坐姿，然后鄙夷地看着展博。 展博根本不理会宛瑜，接着谄媚地对一菲笑着，拿起一小块方糖，丢进咖啡里：“按照您的一贯的喜好，一颗糖。”讨好似的说出来。 “哦——我看到了。” “只要您吩咐，我都可以为您服务。”展博两手扭紧，放在膝盖上，做出卑下的模样，宛瑜看着都像吐，“你是先吃汉堡还是先吃蜜桃派，还是一边吃汉堡一边吃蜜桃派？” “按照我一贯的喜好，我一般……”一菲故弄玄虚地说，“先刷牙。” “哦。没关系的。”展博其实就是不爽，但是脸上还是笑容灿烂。 宛瑜实在看不下去了，说：“展博，鄙视你。” “展博，你的表现实在是太好了。我实在是不知道该怎么表扬你了。”一菲赞许道。 展博以充满期待的语言说：“当然，你当然知道，只要你把脖子上的信封给我，就好了，姐。” “好吧。我还能说什么呢？”一菲摘下信封，“子乔已经告诉我了，既然你是要去约会，我怎么能不支持你呢？对吧。这是你应得的。”把信封递到展博面前。 展博高兴得没法用语言来描绘，只好直白地说：“哦，姐，太谢谢你了，来世我还要做你的弟弟。”一边说话，一边把信封打开。“怎么只有一张？” 一菲不急不慢地解释：“昨天晚上，我已经把另一张给了宛瑜。你可以和宛瑜一起去。” 原来宛瑜脖子上也挂着一个信封，她得意地拿出另一张票子晃啊晃啊。 展博立刻拿走了汉堡，一菲咬了个空。 “早上的第一缕阳光，就是麦当劳的麦香猪柳蛋汉堡，加一杯喷香浓郁的奶茶。只为你而准备。”说着把早餐端到了宛瑜面前。 一菲还在一旁摆老佛爷的造型，责问道：“hello hello。那我的呢？” 展博突然转过脸来，冷言冷语与刚刚判若两人：“噢，厨房里还有泡饭和酱瓜。” 一菲就等着这一幕呢，气急败坏地骂道：“外星人可算是把我弟弟放回来了，我说什么来着，早料到会有这么一天的。没心没肺，你出生的时候是不是你妈把人扔了，把胎盘养大了？”一菲起身，进屋。 展博把蜜桃派的包装打开，卑躬屈膝地呈到宛瑜眼前，轻声呼唤：“宛瑜。” “没门。”宛瑜想都不想，直接撇开头。 展博还在装疯卖傻：“什么没门啊。” “不给票，就是这样，我要自己留着。” 展博起身，神情变