Chapter 7 Chapter 7 Opposite Sex Attraction
Zeng Xiaoxian returned the envelope containing Meijia's rent to Meijia. "Meijia, you paid two months' rent in one go?"
Meijia pushed it over again: "No, this is a normal serving for one person."
Xiaoxian looked down at the envelope and asked strangely, "Didn't you and Ziqiao get half the rent and free utilities?"
Meijia was righteous and said with resentment: "I'm sorry, from now on, I have nothing to do with Lu Ziqiao. So I will pay as much as I have to pay. I have a salary and can afford it. If he can't pay the rent, please Household committee routine, let him go."
Wan Yu cautiously persuaded: "Are you still angry with Zi Qiao? Isn't it just a quarrel, what's the matter?"
Meijia's expression became more serious: "When I think of being with him, I don't want any discounts, as long as it doesn't make me sick." After finishing speaking and leaving to go to the bar, Xiaoxian and Wanyu looked at each other.
"This time Meijia seems to be provoked quite fiercely." Wan Yu said quietly to Xiaoxian.
Xiaoxian was full of confidence: "Don't worry, I will let Ziqiao apologize and he will pass."
At this time, Ziqiao came in, holding a huge paper bag in his hand, Xiaoxian got up quickly and came forward: "Have you bought the apology gift?" Ziqiao pointed to the paper bag, and Xiaoxian gave a thumbs up, "Ok ,superior."
Zi Qiao walked up to Meijia timidly, and said to Meijia in a weak voice and gentle tone: "Hi, Meijia. I bought a gift for you today, guess what it is?" Meijia gave him a white look, no care about him.
Ziqiao could only bite the bullet and continued: "I knew you would miss the guess, it's your favorite doll." Saying this, she took out a silly doll from the huge paper bag. "Like it?"
"..." Mika didn't respond.
"It looks like there is only one, but you are wrong." Zi Qiao opened one doll, and another appeared inside.
"There is one more inside. It looks like there are only two, but actually..." It opened again.
"There's another one in there... huh."
"..." Meijia bit her lip to stop her anger.
Ziqiao realized that she was stupid, and said in a normal tone: "Okay, I know that last time it was my fault, I was too impulsive."
Meijia immediately raised a fake smile: "You're welcome~~ You are so impulsive, every sentence comes from the heart, I will remember it firmly." She stared at Ziqiao fiercely.
Ziqiao looked at Xiaoxian and Wanyu in the distance, and said in a low voice, "We were just pretending, a fake couple, a fake breakup, why are you taking it so seriously?"
As soon as Meijia heard this, the fire in her heart went up: "You have to pretend to be yourself, I won't act anyway."
Wan Yu hurried over to smooth things over, and said to Zi Qiao with a smile: "Zi Qiao, what gift did you give Meijia? Wow, this gift is good..." Seeing the nesting doll, she didn't know what to say, "... A lot."
Meijia was angry, and she didn't look good towards Wanyu: "You like it? Take it to high."
Wan Yu put her arm on Meijia's shoulder lightly: "Meijia, the Tarot card says today is your lucky day. Be happy."
Unexpectedly, Meijia immediately continued: "Really? Then someone should be careful when going out. Be careful not to be hit by a car." After speaking, she raised her head and turned to leave.
Facing Wan Yu, Zi Qiao pointed at herself awkwardly.
Wan Yu changed her serious expression and criticized: "Zi Qiao, I asked you to buy a gift to apologize, so you bought this? I gave you 500 yuan. How much did you spend?"
"25."
"What about the rest of the money?"
Ziqiao began to talk to herself again: "I wanted to buy a lottery ticket and win a big prize, and then give her a big surprise, but..."
Wan Yu was very impatient with Zi Qiao's tricks: "Okay, you don't need to talk about it."
Xiaoxian came over and continued to circle the field on this side.He put Ziqiao's shoulders and said, "Ziqiao, you must be sincere in apologizing. You have to remember three points: first, correct attitude, you are a man and you should take the initiative to apologize; second, the next plan B, you must It must be strictly implemented. Don't waste all our painstaking efforts." After speaking, he looked at Ziqiao with caring eyes.
"What plan B?" Zi Qiao asked excitedly.
Xiaoxian hesitated for a moment: "I haven't made up my mind yet."
Ziqiao continued to ask urgently: "Then what about the third one?" It seems that this time, he really put his heart into it.
Wan Yu then added: "Third, you owe me another 500 yuan."
At the elevator entrance in the apartment lobby, Zhan Bo opened a letter, which contained two movie tickets.Zhanbo was so happy that he kissed and pressed his chest again.Wan Yu walked in from the outside, and Zhan Bo hurriedly hid the letter and the movie ticket behind his back.
"Wan Yu, are you free tomorrow night?" Zhan Bo was so nervous that his palms were sweating.
"I'm free." Wan Yu looked up at him.
Zhanbo didn't dare to respond to Wanyu's eyes, and looked down at his own toes: "I remember you haven't gone to the movies since you came to the iPartment, right?"
Wan Yu shook her head, looking a little helpless: "I want to go, but there are too few films and the tickets are too expensive."
Feeling connected, Zhanbo happily raised the envelope and movie ticket in his hand: "I have two tickets here~~"
Wan Yu was pleasantly surprised: "Really, that's great, a Hollywood blockbuster?"
Zhan Boqiong happily acted stupidly: "How do you know it's a big movie, but it's not Hollywood. It's Russia."
"Russia? What kind of movie is it, a science fiction movie?" Wan Yu thinks this is also very good.
"It's very close," Zhanbo answered mysteriously, "It's a science-teaching film."
Wan Yu was dumbfounded: "Science and education film?"
Zhanbo bragged: "I managed to get two free tickets for the screening of Russian science and education films at the Science and Technology Museum, and I chose the best one - "Exploring Life on Saturn" is about revealing the secrets of aliens," saw Wan Yu's face was full of disappointment, and Zhan Bo tried to recommend, "If you don't like it, I can change to another one - "Exploring Life on Neptune". This is a series. Many of these films are shot from the Russian space shuttle. It was photographed online, it is very precious. How about we go and see it together?"
Wan Yu pouted: "This... I suddenly remembered that I may have a lot of things to do tomorrow."
"But you said you were free just now." Zhanbo still wanted to win.
Wan Yu evasively said: "I forgot, I want to accompany Meijia, she is not in a good mood recently, how about this, next time, I will definitely go next time, haha." After speaking, she patted Zhanbo's arm to show comfort, and then Before he could react, he quickly got into the elevator.
Zhanbo was still thinking on the spot: "Next time? Then you have to wait a long time. Russia will not launch the next space shuttle until 2015!"
Wan Yu kept waving goodbye to Zhan Bo in the elevator.
The night was gentle, and Meijia was sitting alone on the sofa with a gloomy expression, mechanically grabbing her scarf.
Wan Yu sneaked in from the back room, and whispered on the phone: "Well, she's here. Okay. I see." After speaking, she looked at her watch.
"Meijia, listen to some music?" Wan Yu walked to Meijia's side and put a portable radio on the table.
Wan Yu turned on the stereo, the music started, and the voice of the host of the radio station came from inside.
Radio host: "...The next song is the song that Mr. Lu Ziqiao wanted for Miss Chen Meijia, Jay Chou's. Meijia, Ziqiao wants to tell you that he is deeply sorry for his behavior, and I hope you can forgive him—— "Start singing, Jay Chou's.
Meijia stared at the radio in surprise, dejectedly, and slowly picked up the phone amidst the music.
Wan Yu looked at Mika's reaction with a smile.
Meijia bit her lip, as if she had made up her mind, and went back to the house to make a phone call.
Wan Yu listened to the music with satisfaction.
In the other room, Ziqiao was listening to the broadcast on the same frequency triumphantly with her legs crossed, her singing was like water and full of affection.Zeng Xiaoxian next to him was also very pleased.Suddenly the music on the radio was interrupted.
Radio host: "We just received a call from Ms. Chen Meijia, she told us what Lu Ziqiao did to her - it was too much, it was outrageous! Mr. Lu Ziqiao, if you are listening to us For the show. I just want to tell you that I don’t want to play the songs you ordered anymore.”
Ziqiao and Xiaoxian turned pale with shock.
The radio host continued: "Why don't we save our precious time for those couples who still have a chance. The next thing is that Ronaldinho wants to order a song for his girlfriend Lili - he is sorry for taking your mother from yesterday. Pushed down on the balcony on the 5th floor, I hope you can forgive him. Please enjoy Sun Nan's "You Come Back Soon." Start singing—Sun Nan's "You Come Back Soon".Xiaoxian and Ziqiao looked at each other even more fearfully.
Joe turned off the radio.
"Well, she's coming for real."
Xiaoxian folded his arms and leaned on the sofa: "It seems that this trick won't work, we can think of other ways. By the way, there will be an F4 comeback concert in two days, why don't you invite Meijia to watch it?" Joe's thigh.
Ziqiao snorted: "Come back again? Even if it's Leslie Cheung's revival concert, she won't appreciate it. I know Meijia's temper. She is more stubborn than a cow, she is simply a rhinoceros."
Xiaoxian squinted: "I don't believe it, maybe you two can't be dealt with."
Zhan Bo angrily threw the movie ticket into the trash can, took it out after thinking about it, and threw it in again after thinking about it.
Yifei pushed the door open and went home: "What's wrong, Zhanbo, you're not happy." Put away the bag and change the shoes.
"No~~ Do I look very unhappy?" Zhan Bo said stiffly, but he slumped on the sofa with a very unhappy expression.
Yifei looked very helpless: "You wrote the word 'depressed' on your face, illiterate——I really can't see it." By the way, adjust the atmosphere.
With a crying voice, Zhanbo approached Yifei: "Sister, I want to ask you a question. You have to tell me the truth. Am I not attractive at all?"
"How come?" Yifei didn't even think about it.
Zhanbo also laughed happily without even thinking about it: "Ha! Let me tell you, you still know me, sister. They are all a bunch of stupid earthlings. Am I unattractive? Would an unattractive person do this?!" Said Then, Zhanbo lay on the floor behind the sofa, doing paddling movements, and after the end, he made a gymnast's appearance - the suddenness of the movement and the mysterious atmosphere were indeed puzzling.
Yifei couldn't help but said in surprise: "They may be right, there is something wrong with you."
Zhan Bo was impatient: "Even you think so?"
"Why did you suddenly start to worry about this problem?" Yifei spread his hands.
Zhan Bo muttered in a low voice, "I invited Wan Yu to watch a movie yesterday."
Yifei became interested, and leaned over: "Not bad! Horror movie or romance movie? All-night show or lovers' seat?"
Zhanbo got excited again: "It's the latest Russian science and education film, "Exploring Life on Saturn" shown in the Science and Technology Museum." He stood up and posed as a "thinker".
Yifei patted her forehead and said hoarsely, "Oh! She should accompany you to see it."
"That's right, you think so too." Zhan Bo shouted excitedly, "But Wan Yu refused. Do you know how popular this ticket is?" He patted his hand.
If you don't tell Zhanbo what the real world looks like, he will really be hopeless.Yifei had no choice but to tell the truth: "It's not watching a movie, I mean she should accompany you to the doctor."
Zhanbo said unconvinced: "What? I am not deficient in zinc and calcium. What kind of disease do I have?"
Yifei stepped up education: "You are short-sighted! The world is bigger than the one you lack. How can you invite girls to watch science and education films?" Excited like Zorro, she poked her finger Zhanbo's mind.
"Oh——" Zhan Bo rubbed his heart, paused for a moment, and then stepped up to be silly, "—but, this one is about aliens. Russia has discovered the most UFOs so far!"
Yifei hid in the kitchen: "So let me tell you. You don't even know the last name of the neighbor upstairs, but you are so concerned about whether there are aliens in the world. What do you mean by lack of heart?"
Zhanbo chased into the kitchen: "Really? But when did I lose my mind? Why didn't I know?"
Yifei couldn't escape, turned around, and said with pity and hatred: "You have not been good at socializing since you were a child. This is a congenital defect. It is not your fault to blame your parents. It's your fault for messing around."
Zhanbo protested again: "Who said I'm not good at socializing? I used to be very popular in college, and I often went to various social places and parties." After finishing speaking, he was very proud.
Yifei clapped her fingers and immediately revealed the truth: "Astronomical Observation Team, Pesticide Testing Center, and Primitive Animal Association. Are you social?"
Zhan Bo seriously protested: "It's not the Association of Primitive Animals, but the Association of Primitive Animal 'Researchers'."
"Is there a difference?"
"Of course. There are many girls in this association! You've seen the photos." Zhanbo gave an example.
"Yeah! Of the 8 girls, 4 have braces, 3 glasses are thicker than a beer bottle, and one is bigger than you. Sigh." Yifei said that in the end, she was about to collapse.
"Who said he was bigger than me? Shirly is only 1.85 meters!" Zhanbo forgot that he was not 1.8 meters.
Yifei was convinced: "I fully understand why it is called the Primitive Animal Association. You can study each other. It saves you from buying specimens."
"It's the 'Researchers' Association!"
"Okay, okay! Researcher."
Zhanbo detailed his glorious history: "Besides, I am the most popular in our association. There are girls who invited me to attend Hawking's lectures."
"That's because you are the only boy in your association who doesn't run into a runny nose when talking, and who doesn't hit a tree when walking. Wait a minute, will you?" Yifei suddenly hesitated in his judgment.
"..." Zhanbo was also thinking about Yifei's question in his memory.
"Brother! This is a love apartment, not a summer camp for nerds. You can't chase girls like this, because there are many normal people here." Yifei had to think differently.
"..." Zhan Bo couldn't change.
Yifei reminded again: "So you have to use your brain. Wanyu is a rich girl. She is not only beautiful but also well-informed. She is different from the girls from the Dinosaur Association."
"It's the 'Researchers' Association! Well, it looks like I'm thinking of some new tricks." Zhanbo took out his laptop and went online.
"what are you doing?"
Zhanbo said to himself while surfing the Internet: "The Science and Technology Museum will have knowledge lectures every day. I will see which lectures Wanyu will be interested in. Oh, this must be beautiful-the two major species of the earth: humans and cockroaches."
Yifei fell down and spat out the biscuit in his mouth. "Ah~~ Zhanbo, it's my sister's fault, it's too hard for you. I shouldn't have encouraged you to chase after Wanyu." Yifei sat down with difficulty holding the table.
"I don't understand what you're talking about." Zhan Bo is infatuated with Wan Yu, and he can't help being suspicious of this infatuation.
Yifei didn't dare to hurt Zhanbo's self-esteem anymore, for fear that he would say any more neurotic thoughts.Yifei changed his approach again: "Your level is not high enough. Take your time. You need to level up first."
Zhanbo bit his finger: "Upgrade?"
Yifei is very confident about throwing out this concept: "The game has to be played level by level, and the level has to be upgraded level by level. You can't just learn how to play the ball and then play in the NBA. Now it seems that it is necessary to overcome players like Wanyu. Girl, you still need time to practice more."
"Then how should I upgrade?" Zhanbo was about to listen.
Yifei had no choice but to guide patiently: "This is the same as playing games. The best way is to find a simple place to start and accumulate experience points before you can level up."
"Am I low level?" Zhan Bo suddenly realized.
"How should I put it... If your level is used as the standard, then Wanyu is basically at the same level as 'Tathagata'." Yifei looked at the west.
"Tathagata? What about me?"
Yifei pondered: "Then what are you and that... that... the old man who locked Sun Houzi in the alchemy furnace?"
"Taishang Laojun?" Zhan Bo thought that Laojun was not bad.
"Yes, yes, you are basically at the same level as the soot in Taishang Laojun's alchemy furnace." Yifei's honest eyes pushed Zhanbo into the bottomless abyss.
Xiaoxian walked in, and Ziqiao was surfing the Internet - ipart.cn.
Xiaoxian was lying on the sofa: "Hey! Ziqiao, did Meijia forgive you? I have a new idea..."
Ziqiao's proud look was reflected on the monitor: "Forget it, Mr. Zeng, don't worry at all. I will handle this matter myself."
"Have you figured out how to coax Meijia?" Xiaoxian sat up and approached Ziqiao.
"Coax her? Coax her? Why? Why do I have to coax her? I thought about it last night. It's not a bad thing for us. On the contrary, this is a good opportunity for us to Let's start our own lives again." Ziqiao had a deep expression and a rational attitude.
Xiaoxian repeated in surprise: "Their lives?"
Ziqiao pretended to be relaxed: "Men! Be more open-minded, why do you have to hang yourself on a tree. You can't find three-legged toads, but there are many two-legged women."
Xiao Xian thought that Zi Qiao was disheartened: "Are you too impulsive? If we think about it in the long run, Mei Jia is not so unreasonable." He held Zi Qiao's hand.
Ziqiao shook off Xiaoxian's hand: "Don't think long-term and short-term. Confucius said: Life is short, enjoy yourself in time. One hundred years is too long, we only seize the day." After speaking, he put on a forward pose.
"What a mess."
"So I decided, I'm going to start dating."
"Are you serious?" Xiaoxian didn't know if Ziqiao couldn't think about it because she was too sad.
The real thought in Ziqiao's heart was: "Time is waiting! It's broken—the rent is halved, and the discount for free water and electricity is gone. At least I have to find someone to solve this problem for the time being." Thinking of the real problem, Ziqiao Joe's execution is very efficient. He said: "Is this fake? You see, I have already searched the website of 'Love Apartment'." Looking at the webpage carefully again, he sighed: "Oh ~~"
"Don't sigh, it's normal to find a mate online." Xiaoxian was delighted, thinking that Ziqiao and Meijia could still be saved.
Zi Qiao said helplessly: "I have already set the threshold for choosing a spouse very high, but there are still so many people who come here for fame. I can't even pick one out, alas!" Sighed again.
"Ah!? Let me take a look." Xiaoxian took the computer, first clicked on the homepage of iPartment, and pictures of beauties popped up. "Why! Why can't I find so many beauties?"
"Which one do you think I should date tonight? What a headache." Zi Qiao leaned half on the sofa with a pained expression.
Xiaoxian said jealously: "This can also cause headaches, I wish I could do it for you."
"Then help me choose one at will, the one with big breasts and no brains is the priority." Zi Qiao's eyes are blurred, and now she feels like vomiting when she sees the monitor.
Xiaoxian thought about it for a second, and said, "—but I'm here to break up the fight. If Meijia knew..."
Ziqiao pulled Xiaoxian, showing brotherhood: "We are brothers, don't say you don't support me."
Xiaoxian's spirit is in conflict and struggle: "This... well, let me support you mentally."
"Is it just for mental support?" Zi Qiao's expression was wretched, and there was something in his words.
Xiaoxian hugged her chest: "Are you still planning to play on my body?"
"It's not physical. It's financial support. I'm short on money recently," Zi Qiao made a gesture of counting money, "It's a date, I have to treat someone to dinner. This..."
Xiao Xian blocked Zi Qiao's hand: "Come on, I don't have any financial support anymore, but I do have a body, do you want it." Opening his clothes to Zi Qiao.
In the bar, Xiaoxian said to Wan Yu: "I thought Ziqiao and Meijia were just acting. How could it get worse? It's really strange." Wan Yu was also full of complaints: "There have been more and more strange things recently. Zhan Bo asked me to accompany him to the screening of Russian science and education films." Xiaoxian was not surprised: "It's not surprising at all. It's about UFOs." "Yes. Zhanbo is a good person, but he and I really have nothing in common. Meijia and Ziqiao are different. I still remember the day when we first moved into the love apartment, the two of them fell in love at first sight. Lu Bu Diaochan's is so enviable. But now, alas." Wan Yu couldn't help showing regret, "Mei Jia scolded Zi Qiao in front of me for two and a half hours yesterday, without repeating a word." Xiaoxian went on to introduce the current situation on the other side of the war: "Zi Qiao has already started looking for a new girlfriend on the iPartment website." Wan Yu asked suspiciously: "Mr. Zeng, isn't your program designed to solve this kind of problem? You should be the most experienced." She cast a trusting look. After being shone by Wan Yu's trusting eyes, Xiaoxian's heart was bleeding. He thought: "If my program is really effective, I won't be arranged by the leader in the middle of the night." The glorious image in my heart was damaged, and said: "Generally, in this kind of situation, I would advise them on the show to let go of the long-term pain rather than the short-term pain. Young people are like this. They only want to take regret medicine after they have turned around a lot." Wan Yu thought about it and said, "Yes. If they start dating other people, maybe they will realize that each other is the one who is really suitable for each other." Xiaoxian's thoughts became more urgent: "But what if they don't regret it? These two guys are not easy to save money... With that, I can arrange the worst date for them." "Worst worst? How bad?" "It's as bad as it can be," Xiaoxian said more and more vigorously, "the kind that can leave psychological trauma after unbearable looking back. Then they will realize how good they are together." The starting point is still good. "Well... that's a good idea, much better than ordering songs." Wan Yu agreed, but at the same time hurt Xiaoxian's idea of ordering songs. "Ha! What am I talking about?" Xiaoxian was a little speechless about ordering songs, and immediately adjusted, "Handling emotional disputes is my specialty! I must divide this successful case into five chapters and forty chapters in my program." When the episodes are aired serially, everyone will be filled with admiration for my brilliant skills. The ratings must be high!" Xiao Xian thought of his joy and danced at the bar. "What if the two of them know that this is our conspiracy?" Wan Yu was still a little worried about her safety. "It doesn't matter, when the time comes, I'll already be counting money and basking in the sun on a small island in Hawaii! Haha." "What Hawaii?" "That's how it's done in the movies." Wan Yu felt even more unreliable. "Okay, let's split up." Xiaoxian was full of confidence, "I must help Ziqiao choose a 'Sister Furong'." According to Xiaoxian's instructions, Wanyu went to Meijia's room to investigate the situation.Guan Gu is putting on a tie in the living room. "Guan Gu, why are you dressed so formally today?" Guan Gu said while beating: "One of my brothers is coming tonight. He is Chinese and a very good painter. He has traveled around the world and won many awards. He came back from Xinjiang this time, and I will follow him carefully. He communicated." There was infinite admiration in the words. Wan Yu tentatively asked, "Will Meijia go with you at night?" "No, she said she was going to the bachelors club tonight, so I'll give him time off." Wan Yu frowned: "Singles club? No, no, I can't let her go." Wan Yu said to herself, "If she also goes on a blind date, it will really be hard to get over it." "What kind of water do you charge? Taxes? There are taxes for going to singles clubs?" Guan Gu asked himself. Mika came out of the room. "Wanyu, you're here too. How about my dress?" Meijia walked around in a circle, dressed like a lady. Wan Yu's mind was not on the clothes at all: "Mei Jia, are you going to the singles club?" "Yes. I have a hunch that there must be a handsome guy." Meijia smiled happily. Wan Yu went all out: "Can you not go tonight?" "Because...because..." Saying the request first and then thinking about the reason, Wan Yu was a little hard to justify, so she simply arrested her now: "Because Guan Gu's senior brother is coming. You are his assistant and you should accompany him." "But Guan Gu gave me leave." Meijia looked at Guan Gu. Guan Gu nodded. Wan Yu changed her words again: "You don't need to accompany Guan Gu, but you have to accompany me!" As she spoke, she held Meijia's arm intimately. "You? They're discussing comics, so why don't you join in the fun?" Meijia didn't know when Wan Yu started to like comics. "I heard that this senior brother has been to many places and has a lot of knowledge. I like to hear about the customs and customs of all over the world." Wan Yu first grasped it in style. "Then, Guan Gu is with you." Meijia still didn't want to miss the singles club. Wan Yu simply started playing tricks: "I'm so weird by myself, I'll be misunderstood. Good Meijia, please come with us. Just once, please. Brother Guan Gu is very interesting. Isn't it, Sekiya?" Guan Gu looked bewildered.Wan Yu turned her head away and blinked fiercely. Guan Gu pretended to smile: "Yes... yes." With support, Wan Yu began to add fuel to the story: "He just came back from Xinjiang, maybe he can sing Xinjiang songs for us." Guan Gu also joined in: "Yes, yes, I know a Xinjiang song called "Lift Your Skull"." Meijia, Wanyu's scalp is numb: "Uh~~~" In front of the elevator in the lobby of the apartment, Zhan Bo was dressed so poorly that he looked like a delivery man.He looked at the control panel of the elevator and looked in the mirror.He lifted his hat to straighten his hair, smoothed his sideburns, and looked more pleasing to the eye, and even said to himself: "Am I unattractive? But I'm pretty handsome." A girl came over and also waited for the elevator.Zhanbo was still intoxicated, when he suddenly saw that girl, he was embarrassed and pretended to be serious.But the girl looked Zhanbo up and down generously, making Zhanbo feel uncomfortable. Zhan Bo turned his head to the side, thinking: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy?" The girl suddenly said: "Handsome guy!" Zhan Bo searched all around, and then pointed at himself with a smile: "Call... me?" "Hmm. Handsome guy, you..." The girl hesitated to speak. Zhan Bo brushed his hair, turned around and showed a weird smile. "Your zipper is not zipped properly." The girl pointed down. Zhanbo bowed his head and quickly pulled it away.The two walked into the elevator. In the elevator, Zhanbo's heart was beating wildly, and he comforted himself in his heart: "Calm down, calm down, this is just an accident. Handsome guys forget to zip up too." The girl pressed the 17th floor and said with a smile, "Handsome guy, what floor are you on?" "I, I'm going to the top floor!" The girl pressed the button for the top floor for him. "What is this?" The girl asked when she saw the plastic bag Zhanbo was carrying in both hands. "Stir-fried Beef River, and cross-bridge rice noodles." "How much?" "Niuhe 8 yuan, rice noodles 6 yuan 5." Zhanbo blurted out, accurate to one decimal place. "Is it tasty?" "Not bad." Zhanbo thought to himself: "Is she trying to strike up a conversation with me? Well, that's right, it's obviously a strikeup! I should really show my sister and Wanyu. How attractive I am!" The girl said embarrassedly: "I'm usually busy with work, and you know, I live alone, so I don't usually bother to cook." Following the girl's words, Zhan Bo said, "Hehe. Many people in this apartment are like this." "I just moved here, and I'm not very familiar with this area." The girl introduced herself. "Really?" Zhan Bo really didn't remember seeing the person in front of him. "Can you...can you leave me a phone number?" The girl said and took out a pen. The space in the elevator was too narrow, and Zhan Bo couldn't even hide.He leaned against the corner of the elevator and looked for the direction facing the camera, shouting in his heart: "Camera, where is the camera? Everyone asked me for a phone. Take a picture, take a picture, this is evidence!" The girl seemed to deliberately increase intimacy: "I don't have paper, you can write it on my hand." She stretched out her slender hand. Even if there are 11 Arabic numerals, Zhanbo still has to leave a chic note, and he still doesn’t forget to remind him: "If you need anything, you can call me at any time." "I need it now!" The girl looked at him emotionally. "Ah? You are too anxious," Zhan Bo said, with a look of wishing for it on his face, "This is a bit...a bit too sudden." Looking at Zhan Bo's wretched expression, the girl suddenly said angrily, "If you have business, don't do it. You're insane." "Ah?" Zhan Bo didn't know what happened at this moment. The elevator door just opened, and the girl strode out, and said impatiently as she walked: "Let me tell you directly. Give me a copy of Guoqiao Rice Noodles and Fish Ball Vinegar Noodles, and I will live in the first room on the left." .Hurry up." "I..." Zhan Bo's heart felt as if it had fallen into a hole in the ice, and it was cold. "But before you send it, you wash your hands first, you just zipped it." The girl did not forget to add.After speaking, he turned his head and walked into the corridor. The elevator door was about to close, and Zhan Bo flew in, bravely blocking the gap between the two iron doors with his body: "I...I'm not delivering food. I bought this for myself!" The voice echoed in the corridor. It was soul-stirring, but the girl had disappeared. Wan Yu walked into the bar unsteadily.Xiaoxian greeted him with a smile. "You did a good job. It's a good thing you held Mika back, otherwise she would have gone to the singles club." Wan Yu's face was lifeless: "But, I put myself in it." Xiaoxian is doing ideological work with kind eyes: "The organization will remember you. By the way, what did you plan to do?" "Explore life on Saturn," Wan Yu blurted out, and Xiaoxian turned his face like lightning, "Hehe, I'm just kidding. How is Ziqiao's situation?" Xiaoxian turned on his laptop: "This is what I have repeatedly deleted and selected on the website. Finally, I helped Ziqiao choose the worst date. What do you think?" Show Wan Yu the computer. "But this one looks like Zhang Ziyi." Wan Yu was surprised. Xiaoxian said exhaustedly: "I've tried my best. This kid said in his personal information that he inherited a huge inheritance, is well-educated, and is the eighth generation of directors in China, so all the applicants are beautiful women. I really can't help it." "Then find someone with a smaller body shape." Wan Yu suggested. Xiaoxian frantically pointed at the photo: "This is the worst one, with a bust of 36C." Wan Yu tilted her head: "Then find someone who is a little stupid." "Big breasts and no brains, Ziqiao can laugh in his dreams." Xiao Xian finished the appraisal. "Then find someone who is smarter." Wan Yu tried to develop in the opposite direction. "Then when he compares, he will feel that Mika is stupid. This is not the result we want." Xiaoxian thought thoroughly. "Mr. Zeng, why don't you cancel this one?" Wan Yu couldn't stand it any longer, and closed the computer, "Then help Ziqiao choose another one. Maybe you can find one with special problems. For example, come on." mad cow disease~" Xiaoxian sarcastically said: "You should read novels. It would be even better if you can find someone who grows hair all over the body on a full moon night. How is this possible?" Both fell into deep thought. Xiaoxian thought about it for a second: "By the way, what if I don't find it for him?" "What do you mean?" Wan Yu listened attentively. Xiaoxian's eyes radiated wisdom: "I mean, we rejected all these girls, and then we didn't tell Ziqiao, so that he would be released when he came to the bar for a date." He said using his palms as wings, The thumbs are joined together to form a head, simulating the appearance of a pigeon with flapping wings. Wan Yu comprehended and smirked: "Oh~~~ Teacher Zeng, this idea is bad enough." "That's right." Xiaoxian patted the table to assign tasks, "You are responsible for letting Mika understand that this kind of singles club is meaningless, and then the date that Zi Qiao was looking forward to here was released again, so that when they meet When they get together, they will understand that it is the wisest choice for them to be together. Then everything will return to normal, and then I will be a well-deserved 'mediation expert'! Hahahaha." Finally said On himself, looking up to the sky and screaming. Wan Yu pursed her lips and said, "I know, you are an old uncle." Xiaoling was on the phone at the bar, and Yifei was sitting by the side reading a magazine. Xiaoling said coquettishly: "It's me, Director Wang, when can I be in your play? I've been waiting for a long time. Don't go back on your word, okay, you're so bad. Then I'll wait for your script , That's it, bye." Yifei watched intently.After finishing speaking, Xiaoling left the bar.Yifei imitated her seductive appearance, raised her orchid finger, and twisted it twice: "You are really bad~~cut, hidden rules can't kill you." Zhanbo walked to the bar with his hat down low. Yifei greeted: "Zhanbo." Zhan Bo looked bitter and bitter: "Sister, I've decided, I'm going to Songshan." "Is the company on vacation?" "No, I want to become a monk." Zhan Bo put his hands in his pockets and looked up at the sky like a child pretending to be a housekeeper. Yifei has become accustomed to Zhanbo's gossip: "What? Are you crazy? You are a monk. You see through the world of mortals?" Zhan Bo said very seriously: "I've seen it through, and what's broken can't be broken again." He spit vigorously. Yifei could see it: "Is it because of Wanyu's matter?" Zhan Bo insisted: "No." Yifei didn't believe it. Asking is just a formality, and the correct guidance has just begun: "That's good. If you want to practice martial arts, you can play with a nunchuck. It's a shame you can figure it out when you become a monk." Zhanbo suddenly took Yifei's hand: "Sister, am I really that bad?" His expression was helpless. "What happened?" Yifei looked at Zhanbo's hand, a little worried. "Just now in the elevator, a girl asked me for a phone number." "Really? Not bad." "Because she thought I was delivering food." "Oh~ God. The family is unlucky." Yifei knew that something was going to happen. 展博找不到支持，于是固执己见：“行了，你也别说了，我明天买去河南的机票。少林寺我来了。六根清净了就不会徒增烦恼了。对了，我连自己的法号都取好了，叫做——戒色。” “还色戒呢！”一菲哭笑不得，“我告诉你啊，你已经不抽不酗酒了，你要是连色也戒了，那你就连第二性征都没有了。到时候我怎么跟咱爸妈交代啊。” “你不是说我先天缺憾嘛，他们早就该知道会有这么一天的。”展博拿出死猪不怕开水烫的架势。 “呵呵……我那是逗你玩的。你只是需要积累一点经验罢了。”一菲扒着展博悄悄耳语。 展博亮开嗓门喊道：“可是对于一个送外卖的来说，全世界都是高级兵种。” “要是连你自己都觉得自己是个送外卖的，那你就真是个送外卖的了。你要振作，气质是从自信中透出来的。” “怎么振作？” “挺胸收腹，头抬高。” 展博挺胸收腹头抬高，手里夹了本杂志，姿态怪异别扭。 “这样就好了吗？”展博有点不敢相信。 一菲仔细打量：“这样像是个送快递的。” 展博立刻泄气：“我就说我不行嘛。” 一菲实在没法子了，为了展博的未来，谎言也是善意的：“嘿！还真别说，你这么一振作就有效果了。我刚才看到有个女生一直在偷看你。”一菲假装向餐桌区看过去。 “哪儿呢？我怎么没看见。是那个？还是那个？”展博边说边指，动作幅度很大。 一菲边找寻目标边装模作样地指导：“别指！别指！都说了是偷看你了，人家害羞的嘛。你这么一来，西施都被你吓跑了。” 展博半天没找到：“可是我没看到有人注意我啊？姐，你忽悠我吧。” “神经，忽悠你干嘛？你怎么对自己一定信心都没有啊？拿出点亮剑精神来。”一菲依然在找。 展博刚产生的一点希望又要破灭了：“亮什么剑呀。一准又是自作多情。我也别亮剑了，暗战比较适合我。” “老姐保证你这次一定有所斩获。” “你凭什么那么肯定。” “我是谁啊，等级多高呀，能和你一样吗？这样，你先别出场，我先帮你打探一下，确保万无一失，咱再出手。”一菲豁出去了，拿着一瓶酒和一个杯子，走下吧台。 “姐，你干嘛？”展博看这阵势有点紧张。 一菲得意地说：“替你请杯酒啊，显得你特绅士，人家才会更有好感，你瞧好吧。” “好吧。”展博乖乖地转过脸去，面向吧台，等待消息。 一菲走到入口区，有两个女生在那里谈笑风生。其中一个正是刚才在一菲身边打电话的小玲。 “美女，你的酒。”一菲把一杯红酒递到小玲眼前。 小玲惊讶地回头：“我没有叫酒啊。” 一菲神秘地笑着：“废话，我知道。” 小玲看出一菲有企图：“啊——有事儿？” “美女，我猜你一定是一个演员吧。”一菲挑起眉毛，装作一眼看穿的样子。 酒吧里也能被认出来，小玲当然很高兴：“你怎么知道？你看过我演的戏？” 一菲刻意讨好：“这倒没有，不过看谈吐就看得出。” 谁知小玲似乎很没文化：“你看到我吐痰了？” “呃……”一菲被呛了一下，“不过我现在更加确信了，是这样的，我需要你帮个忙。”在她的脑海中，演员就等于没文化吗？ “什么忙？”小玲对眼前的陌生人充满防备，但也充满好奇。 一菲凑近小玲的耳朵：“我有个朋友，最近刚刚失恋，需要人帮助。” 小玲很不以为然：“失恋很正常啊。我也经常离婚，没什么大不了的。” 一菲再次被呛：“我知道你们演员情感变化比较频繁，不过我朋友不一样，他比较内向，而且最近轮番的打击对他的伤害比较大，甚至还有那么一点点自闭。我想请你帮个忙，和她聊聊，告诉他其实他很有吸引力。” 虽然谈话的声音很小，可还是被另一个女生听见了。该女生插嘴：“我去吧。”似乎最近也很缺爱。 一菲上下打量一番，然后不客气地说：“你的条件不适合演爱情片，拿根双截棍一边玩去。”该女生内心受到严重打击，暴躁地离开。其实，一菲平时也不这么欺负人，怪只怪今天她在为展博的大事而努力。 “可你说的那个朋友我都不认识，怎么聊？”小玲对助人为乐的事情没有一点兴趣。 一菲继续灌上迷魂汤：“这才需要专业演员的现场发挥啊，其实你只要夸他，鼓励他，让他感觉你被他迷住了就行。” “迷住啊？听上去很贱啊，我可不是随便的人呢，不是什么尺度都能接受的哦。”小玲有意无意地盖上其实本就很低的低胸内衣。 “这是500块钱演出费。你看……”一菲爽快地掏出钱。 小玲毫不客气地装进口袋：“行！没问题，不露点就行。” 子乔走了进来，看见展博在吧台上拗造型，手里还拿着一杯橙汁。觉得很可疑。 “展博。在干吗呢？” “我姐说有个美女正在悄悄地关注我。”展博始终面对吧台，不敢回头。 子乔回头大范围地搜索：“哪儿呢？我怎么没看到。” 展博春风得意地说：“我姐正在帮我面试，把关。” “你自己怎么不上？”子乔把展博当自己对待了。 展博一板一眼地重复一菲刚刚给他灌输的概念：“因为我等级低，需要摸清楚情况，以免被秒杀。” “怕什么，Gameover了还能从头再来嘛。”子乔觉得这也太累了。 展博对吸引力的提升真是充满了求知欲：“子乔，怎么样才能提高等级。吸引力的等级？” “这个问题……说难吧它不难，说简单吧它也不简单。关键在于，你要有'米'啊！”子乔做数钱的手势。 “这就可以了？”展博觉得这跟一菲的理论，复杂程度根本不在一个等级上。 子乔逐渐露出真实意图：“可不是，面子都是从这儿来的。你看，我明天晚上就有一次约会，女孩都约好了，可是谁知道我居然两袖清风，连顿饭都请不起，这年头的女孩都现实的很。谁会坐在那里陪你干劈情操啊？要不你借我点？” 展博恍然大悟：“搞了半天，你还是想忽悠我。你上个月欠的还没还呢。” 子乔今天碰了两鼻子灰，心情太糟糕，眼见展博要拿橙汁，赌气地抢过去，对着吸管拼命吸起来。 “那你要我假装迷上谁？”小玲看到吧台上的两个男人，需要进一步确认。 “吧台边的那个。”一菲未免被展博发现她在做手脚，只好背对着吧台，用手指了指。小玲顺势看去，正好子乔挡住了展博。 “哦。”小玲确认了目标。 一菲详加补充：“看到了吗？就是那个喝橙汁的。” 正在吸着橙汁的子乔，转过身，表情很郁闷。 小玲再一次确信：“看到了，他看上去好像挺郁闷的。” 一菲更加确信：“那当然啦。别看他呆头呆脑的，其实人还是不错的。” 小玲左看右看：“看上去不呆啊。还挺帅的。” 一菲想都不想就知道发生了什么：“那是他在拗造型。我一会儿就跟他说晚上你邀请他单独见面。记住，不管他说什么外星人，还是电脑程序，或者什么原始动物。都要假装很喜欢听。到时候没有导演，没有NG，就看一个演员的自我修养了。” 小玲再次盯住子乔：“他真的会聊这么无聊的东西吗？” 一菲也觉得太为难女孩了：“行！我再加你300。”又加上300块。 "thanks!" 远处的子乔和展博对于即将来临的一切没有丝毫的准备。
酒吧的餐区吹奏起萨克斯。展博穿得很帅，毛衣穿在晚礼服里，还露出了袖子。俨然一副傻小子相亲的打扮。 服务生端着餐盘走过来：“先生是现在上菜吗？” “先等会儿。等人来了。”展博说。 “要不要先来一杯开胃酒？”服务生礼貌地弓着腰问。 “好的。”正合展博心意。 子乔不知道什么时候进来的，坐到了展博的身边。 “展博，跟你商量个事，要不，一会儿一起吃吧。” “可我约了人啊。”展博很为难。 “我也约了人啊。”子乔似乎更为难。 "So?" 子乔死皮赖脸地说：“so我没钱啊！曾老师好不容易帮我在爱情公寓网站上找个了美女，我可不想我的计划就这么泡汤了。” “可我刚点了餐，我一共就带了这点钱，不够给你的。”展博为了自己的幸福，冷酷地下了逐客令。 “唉！天亡我也。算了。”子乔起身要离开。 展博有点过意不去了：“你去干嘛？” “我去厨房看看有没有盘子可以洗，要是我在20分钟内洗完100个，说不定能够帮人家点份薯条的。”子乔把自己说得极其悲凉。 这时候，小玲推门走了进来。展博看到美女，起身相迎，身体不由自主的紧张起来。 “你好。”展博拘谨地微笑，把子乔挡在了身后。 “你好。”小玲还来妩媚动人地微笑。 “我叫展博。” “你今天看上去真迷人。”小玲脸色绯红。 “真的吗？”展博心情愉快得像飞上了九霄云外。拉开座位，等待小玲过来。 可是，只见小玲径直绕开座位，走到了子乔的身边，子乔有点措手不及。展博的笑容凝结了。 “你不记得我了吗？我们在这里见过的。可我记得你，自从第一眼见到你，你那优雅的气质就深深地吸引了我。让我无法自拔。今天我终于得偿所愿。我们又见面了。”小玲握住子乔的手，感动得想要流泪。 子乔满脸疑惑的表情，心想：“我有见过她的照片吗？我怎么不记得了？” 子乔再确认一下：“我们约了今天见面是吗？” 小玲毫不犹豫：“是啊。” 子乔触电般马上打起退堂鼓：“可是，有件事情，我必须告诉你，真不巧，我……我的钱包刚才丢了。所以，吃饭的事情我们只能改天了。”说罢就要逃走。 小玲眼疾手快地拉住他，不经意地冒出一句：“别呀，我明天有别的通告，没档期了。” "what?" 小玲张大嘴巴，赶紧纠正：“我的意思是，没关系的，吃什么饭呀，多老套。能和你这么有吸引力的男生约会聊聊天，我已经很满足了。你知不知道有句话叫做'秀色可餐'？” “秀色可餐——”子乔的表情像在神游。 小玲先走到沙发区，子乔扭着身体去她身边坐下。只留下展博黯然神伤地坐下，继续东张西望。 子乔的心声又再蛊惑他自己的心：“你知道什么叫做2档起步吗？我今天才明白，原来对于等级高的人来说，吃饭看电影这种低端环节是可以省掉的，哈。” 关谷、美嘉、宛瑜、师兄，四人围坐在桌子旁，每人面前一杯白水。师兄说话非常非常地慢，节奏和唐僧一样，而且没有一点起伏，其他人都双手托腮看着他。 “……之后我就到了塔什库尔干的小镇。你们简直不敢相信，那里有个新疆自助餐。” 宛瑜、美嘉目光呆滞。 “自助餐非常丰盛，有羊肉串、炖羊肉、羊蝎子、烤全羊、蒸羊羔、羊肉泡膜、椒盐羊排、羊肉大骨汤、羊肉大拼盘……可是遗憾的是，我对羊肉类食品过敏。” 宛瑜扯开话题：“美嘉，子乔是不是从来不挑食？”顺便完成小贤交给的任务。 美嘉头点得像机关枪。 师兄打断：“严格来说，我不仅仅只对这些东西过敏，还有很多。” 宛瑜整个上半身俯到桌子上，小声抱怨：“哦！他还没完。” “于此同时，我还对以下新疆食品过敏：辣子肉拌，还有蘑菇肉拌面，还有碎肉拌面，还有炮仗面，还有干拌面，还有囊包肉拌面……” 美嘉妄想以总结来结束：“总的来说，就是对所有的面条都过敏。” “哈！有趣的是……”师兄难得的笑容转瞬即逝，“并非如此。也有很多面条我很喜欢吃，比如说：红烧牛肉面、还有老鸭粉丝面、还有梅菜扣肉面，还有咸菜肉丝面、还有清炖鸡汤面、还有山西刀削面、还有腊肉冬笋面、还有北京炸酱面、还有台湾蛋仔面……” 师兄继续说。宛瑜和美嘉同时喝上一口水，又都吐回杯子里。 师兄丝毫没有结束的意思，宛瑜放下杯子，小声对美嘉说：“我觉得我快要疯了。关谷，你怎么会认识那么牛的师兄。关谷，关谷。” 宛瑜望向关谷，关谷却在聚精会神地听着，还在做笔记。他示意宛瑜安静，认真听。 宛瑜自暴自弃地说：“我要离开这里，我宁可去看俄罗斯科教片的。” 美嘉面无表情地回答：“那你还叫我来。” 师兄突然说：“不好意思，我要去一趟洗手间。”说完就不见了。 宛瑜和美嘉终于放松下来。 美嘉抱住脑袋：“哦，我的天啊。” 宛瑜抱起手提包：“我快找不到活下去的信心了。我要撤了。” 两人不约而同地收拾东西，准备走人。 关谷却显得不明所以：“可是他还没有说完呢”。 宛瑜笑眯眯地对他说：“没关系的，关谷。有你这么好的听众，他一定会很满足的。” 关谷不知不觉地学会了师兄的腔调，如唐僧般地回答：“好吧。不过你们走之前得告诉我，你们要去哪儿？是去酒吧呢，还是去上网呢，还是去听音乐，还是去买碟片，还是去逛街，还是去做面膜，还是去做头发……”几乎和师兄一模一样。 宛瑜从崩溃边缘掉了下去：“求你了，关谷。” 美嘉作出最后的抵抗：“这家伙说话很慢，但是尿尿一定很快。好了，我们撤了！快快快。” 美嘉和宛瑜迅速撤退。 展博独自等待，面前摆满了酒杯。看着子乔和小玲相谈甚欢，正在相互喂葡萄吃了，心里特别不是滋味。正看表，一个服务生走过。 “对不起，我想问一下，请问门口有没有看到什么人在等人的？”展博拉住服务生问。 “门口没有，里面倒有一个。”服务生回答。 “哪儿呢？”展博激动地360度搜索。 服务生看着展博：“就你咯。” “我是说，有没有看到哪位女士？有一头乌黑靓丽的长发。看上去还挺漂亮的那种。”展博想象力还很丰富，这可不是一菲对他说的。 服务生环顾四周：“没有，不过那儿有一个喝醉了的印度人。她老公有了外遇，还做了漂白手术。” 展博顺着服务生的指点，看看那边：“你误会了，这个看上去60多岁了，应该不是。” 服务生耸耸肩。 “如果一个小时之后我还坐在这里的话，我再请她喝一杯。”展博随口说。 服务生继续周到地服务：“要不要再来一杯开胃酒？” 展博表情郁闷：“我已经喝了第八杯了。我不想最后醉醺醺地回家，还是一个人。” 服务生同情地说：“被放鸽子了吧？” 展博接受着这份同情，支着下巴说：“是啊，这无所谓了。是她约我来的。其实我们也没见过面，可是据说她仰慕我。” 服务生试图理解发生的一切：“你是不是在担心，她改变主意了。或者她可能来过了，然后看仔细了之后，就失望了，又走了？” 展博面无表情，尴尬地僵了很久，显然被说中了。 "nonsense!" 电梯铃响，宛瑜和美嘉平安大逃亡，走出电梯。 宛瑜感叹：“现在我知道什么叫做：酒逢知己千杯少，话不投机半句多了。” 美嘉则开始抱怨：“我本来应该去参加单身俱乐部的。” “现在还来得及吗？”宛瑜问道。 “应该已经结束了。”美嘉失望。 宛瑜幸灾乐祸：“太好了。” 美嘉吃惊地看着她：“有你这么幸灾乐祸的吗？全是你，非要拖着我。” 宛瑜马上闭嘴：“对不起啦。还好他没有唱那首《掀起你的头盖骨》给我们听。” 美嘉苦笑：“你饶了我吧。” “那你现在准备去哪儿？”宛瑜的任务继续进行中。 “不知道，反正我们屋是回不去了。” 宛瑜突然神情地感慨：“我想去找展博，相比起来，展博真是太可爱了。”她仿佛都看到了展博傻乎乎的笑脸。 “你不会是想去看俄罗斯科教片吧。” “至少土星上没有羊肉串、炖羊肉、羊蝎子、烤全羊、蒸羊羔、羊肉泡膜、还有椒盐羊排……”学着师兄的腔调。 美嘉揉起太阳穴。 小玲把一窜葡萄拎得高高的，子乔用嘴衔住。 “其实，我是一个导演，如果论辈分的话，在中国应该算是八袋长老，不对，是第八代导演。”子乔在身体舒畅的状态下，脑子也开始活蹦乱跳。 小玲充满爱戴的眼神：“真的吗？你原来是个导演，那电影频道你认识人吗？” “电影频道？噢……”子乔支支吾吾，“我认识啊，前天我才和他们电影频道的道长一起吃饭呢。” “道长？” “是啊，我们最近在一起策划一部中国最棒的电影。”子乔赶快扯开话题。 “电影？太棒了，进展怎么样？” “还不错，目前钱不够演员未定剧本暂无。”闪姐那一套说辞正好给子乔派上用场。 “我觉得，只要你从情感失利的阴影中走出来，你一定会成功的。”小玲忽然发表由衷地鼓励，之所以说是由衷的，首先是因为她所面对的人不似一菲描述的那样。 可
In the bar, Xiaoxian said to Wan Yu: "I thought Ziqiao and Meijia were just acting. How could it get worse? It's really strange." Wan Yu was also full of complaints: "There have been more and more strange things recently. Zhan Bo asked me to accompany him to the screening of Russian science and education films." Xiaoxian was not surprised: "It's not surprising at all. It's about UFOs." "Yes. Zhanbo is a good person, but he and I really have nothing in common. Meijia and Ziqiao are different. I still remember the day when we first moved into the love apartment, the two of them fell in love at first sight. Lu Bu Diaochan's is so enviable. But now, alas." Wan Yu couldn't help showing regret, "Mei Jia scolded Zi Qiao in front of me for two and a half hours yesterday, without repeating a word." Xiaoxian went on to introduce the current situation on the other side of the war: "Zi Qiao has already started looking for a new girlfriend on the iPartment website." Wan Yu asked suspiciously: "Mr. Zeng, isn't your program designed to solve this kind of problem? You should be the most experienced." She cast a trusting look. After being shone by Wan Yu's trusting eyes, Xiaoxian's heart was bleeding. He thought: "If my program is really effective, I won't be arranged by the leader in the middle of the night." The glorious image in my heart was damaged, and said: "Generally, in this kind of situation, I would advise them on the show to let go of the long-term pain rather than the short-term pain. Young people are like this. They only want to take regret medicine after they have turned around a lot." Wan Yu thought about it and said, "Yes. If they start dating other people, maybe they will realize that each other is the one who is really suitable for each other." Xiaoxian's thoughts became more urgent: "But what if they don't regret it? These two guys are not easy to save money... With that, I can arrange the worst date for them." "Worst worst? How bad?" "It's as bad as it can be," Xiaoxian said more and more vigorously, "the kind that can leave psychological trauma after unbearable looking back. Then they will realize how good they are together." The starting point is still good. "Well... that's a good idea, much better than ordering songs." Wan Yu agreed, but at the same time hurt Xiaoxian's idea of ordering songs. "Ha! What am I talking about?" Xiaoxian was a little speechless about ordering songs, and immediately adjusted, "Handling emotional disputes is my specialty! I must divide this successful case into five chapters and forty chapters in my program." When the episodes are aired serially, everyone will be filled with admiration for my brilliant skills. The ratings must be high!" Xiao Xian thought of his joy and danced at the bar. "What if the two of them know that this is our conspiracy?" Wan Yu was still a little worried about her safety. "It doesn't matter, when the time comes, I'll already be counting money and basking in the sun on a small island in Hawaii! Haha." "What Hawaii?" "That's how it's done in the movies." Wan Yu felt even more unreliable. "Okay, let's split up." Xiaoxian was full of confidence, "I must help Ziqiao choose a 'Sister Furong'." According to Xiaoxian's instructions, Wanyu went to Meijia's room to investigate the situation.Guan Gu is putting on a tie in the living room. "Guan Gu, why are you dressed so formally today?" Guan Gu said while beating: "One of my brothers is coming tonight. He is Chinese and a very good painter. He has traveled around the world and won many awards. He came back from Xinjiang this time, and I will follow him carefully. He communicated." There was infinite admiration in the words. Wan Yu tentatively asked, "Will Meijia go with you at night?" "No, she said she was going to the bachelors club tonight, so I'll give him time off." Wan Yu frowned: "Singles club? No, no, I can't let her go." Wan Yu said to herself, "If she also goes on a blind date, it will really be hard to get over it." "What kind of water do you charge? Taxes? There are taxes for going to singles clubs?" Guan Gu asked himself. Mika came out of the room. "Wanyu, you're here too. How about my dress?" Meijia walked around in a circle, dressed like a lady. Wan Yu's mind was not on the clothes at all: "Mei Jia, are you going to the singles club?" "Yes. I have a hunch that there must be a handsome guy." Meijia smiled happily. Wan Yu went all out: "Can you not go tonight?" "Because...because..." Saying the request first and then thinking about the reason, Wan Yu was a little hard to justify, so she simply arrested her now: "Because Guan Gu's senior brother is coming. You are his assistant and you should accompany him." "But Guan Gu gave me leave." Meijia looked at Guan Gu. Guan Gu nodded. Wan Yu changed her words again: "You don't need to accompany Guan Gu, but you have to accompany me!" As she spoke, she held Meijia's arm intimately. "You? They're discussing comics, so why don't you join in the fun?" Meijia didn't know when Wan Yu started to like comics. "I heard that this senior brother has been to many places and has a lot of knowledge. I like to hear about the customs and customs of all over the world." Wan Yu first grasped it in style. "Then, Guan Gu is with you." Meijia still didn't want to miss the singles club. Wan Yu simply started playing tricks: "I'm so weird by myself, I'll be misunderstood. Good Meijia, please come with us. Just once, please. Brother Guan Gu is very interesting. Isn't it, Sekiya?" Guan Gu looked bewildered.Wan Yu turned her head away and blinked fiercely. Guan Gu pretended to smile: "Yes... yes." With support, Wan Yu began to add fuel to the story: "He just came back from Xinjiang, maybe he can sing Xinjiang songs for us." Guan Gu also joined in: "Yes, yes, I know a Xinjiang song called "Lift Your Skull"." Meijia, Wanyu's scalp is numb: "Uh~~~" In front of the elevator in the lobby of the apartment, Zhan Bo was dressed so poorly that he looked like a delivery man.He looked at the control panel of the elevator and looked in the mirror.He lifted his hat to straighten his hair, smoothed his sideburns, and looked more pleasing to the eye, and even said to himself: "Am I unattractive? But I'm pretty handsome." A girl came over and also waited for the elevator.Zhanbo was still intoxicated, when he suddenly saw that girl, he was embarrassed and pretended to be serious.But the girl looked Zhanbo up and down generously, making Zhanbo feel uncomfortable. Zhan Bo turned his head to the side, thinking: "What are you looking at, haven't you seen a handsome guy?" The girl suddenly said: "Handsome guy!" Zhan Bo searched all around, and then pointed at himself with a smile: "Call... me?" "Hmm. Handsome guy, you..." The girl hesitated to speak. Zhan Bo brushed his hair, turned around and showed a weird smile. "Your zipper is not zipped properly." The girl pointed down. Zhanbo bowed his head and quickly pulled it away.The two walked into the elevator. In the elevator, Zhanbo's heart was beating wildly, and he comforted himself in his heart: "Calm down, calm down, this is just an accident. Handsome guys forget to zip up too." The girl pressed the 17th floor and said with a smile, "Handsome guy, what floor are you on?" "I, I'm going to the top floor!" The girl pressed the button for the top floor for him. "What is this?" The girl asked when she saw the plastic bag Zhanbo was carrying in both hands. "Stir-fried Beef River, and cross-bridge rice noodles." "How much?" "Niuhe 8 yuan, rice noodles 6 yuan 5." Zhanbo blurted out, accurate to one decimal place. "Is it tasty?" "Not bad." Zhanbo thought to himself: "Is she trying to strike up a conversation with me? Well, that's right, it's obviously a strikeup! I should really show my sister and Wanyu. How attractive I am!" The girl said embarrassedly: "I'm usually busy with work, and you know, I live alone, so I don't usually bother to cook." Following the girl's words, Zhan Bo said, "Hehe. Many people in this apartment are like this." "I just moved here, and I'm not very familiar with this area." The girl introduced herself. "Really?" Zhan Bo really didn't remember seeing the person in front of him. "Can you...can you leave me a phone number?" The girl said and took out a pen. The space in the elevator was too narrow, and Zhan Bo couldn't even hide.He leaned against the corner of the elevator and looked for the direction facing the camera, shouting in his heart: "Camera, where is the camera? Everyone asked me for a phone. Take a picture, take a picture, this is evidence!" The girl seemed to deliberately increase intimacy: "I don't have paper, you can write it on my hand." She stretched out her slender hand. Even if there are 11 Arabic numerals, Zhanbo still has to leave a chic note, and he still doesn’t forget to remind him: "If you need anything, you can call me at any time." "I need it now!" The girl looked at him emotionally. "Ah? You are too anxious," Zhan Bo said, with a look of wishing for it on his face, "This is a bit...a bit too sudden." Looking at Zhan Bo's wretched expression, the girl suddenly said angrily, "If you have business, don't do it. You're insane." "Ah?" Zhan Bo didn't know what happened at this moment. The elevator door just opened, and the girl strode out, and said impatiently as she walked: "Let me tell you directly. Give me a copy of Guoqiao Rice Noodles and Fish Ball Vinegar Noodles, and I will live in the first room on the left." .Hurry up." "I..." Zhan Bo's heart felt as if it had fallen into a hole in the ice, and it was cold. "But before you send it, you wash your hands first, you just zipped it." The girl did not forget to add.After speaking, he turned his head and walked into the corridor. The elevator door was about to close, and Zhan Bo flew in, bravely blocking the gap between the two iron doors with his body: "I...I'm not delivering food. I bought this for myself!" The voice echoed in the corridor. It was soul-stirring, but the girl had disappeared. Wan Yu walked into the bar unsteadily.Xiaoxian greeted him with a smile. "You did a good job. It's a good thing you held Mika back, otherwise she would have gone to the singles club." Wan Yu's face was lifeless: "But, I put myself in it." Xiaoxian is doing ideological work with kind eyes: "The organization will remember you. By the way, what did you plan to do?" "Explore life on Saturn," Wan Yu blurted out, and Xiaoxian turned his face like lightning, "Hehe, I'm just kidding. How is Ziqiao's situation?" Xiaoxian turned on his laptop: "This is what I have repeatedly deleted and selected on the website. Finally, I helped Ziqiao choose the worst date. What do you think?" Show Wan Yu the computer. "But this one looks like Zhang Ziyi." Wan Yu was surprised. Xiaoxian said exhaustedly: "I've tried my best. This kid said in his personal information that he inherited a huge inheritance, is well-educated, and is the eighth generation of directors in China, so all the applicants are beautiful women. I really can't help it." "Then find someone with a smaller body shape." Wan Yu suggested. Xiaoxian frantically pointed at the photo: "This is the worst one, with a bust of 36C." Wan Yu tilted her head: "Then find someone who is a little stupid." "Big breasts and no brains, Ziqiao can laugh in his dreams." Xiao Xian finished the appraisal. "Then find someone who is smarter." Wan Yu tried to develop in the opposite direction. "Then when he compares, he will feel that Mika is stupid. This is not the result we want." Xiaoxian thought thoroughly. "Mr. Zeng, why don't you cancel this one?" Wan Yu couldn't stand it any longer, and closed the computer, "Then help Ziqiao choose another one. Maybe you can find one with special problems. For example, come on." mad cow disease~" Xiaoxian sarcastically said: "You should read novels. It would be even better if you can find someone who grows hair all over the body on a full moon night. How is this possible?" Both fell into deep thought. Xiaoxian thought about it for a second: "By the way, what if I don't find it for him?" "What do you mean?" Wan Yu listened attentively. Xiaoxian's eyes radiated wisdom: "I mean, we rejected all these girls, and then we didn't tell Ziqiao, so that he would be released when he came to the bar for a date." He said using his palms as wings, The thumbs are joined together to form a head, simulating the appearance of a pigeon with flapping wings. Wan Yu comprehended and smirked: "Oh~~~ Teacher Zeng, this idea is bad enough." "That's right." Xiaoxian patted the table to assign tasks, "You are responsible for letting Mika understand that this kind of singles club is meaningless, and then the date that Zi Qiao was looking forward to here was released again, so that when they meet When they get together, they will understand that it is the wisest choice for them to be together. Then everything will return to normal, and then I will be a well-deserved 'mediation expert'! Hahahaha." Finally said On himself, looking up to the sky and screaming. Wan Yu pursed her lips and said, "I know, you are an old uncle." Xiaoling was on the phone at the bar, and Yifei was sitting by the side reading a magazine. Xiaoling said coquettishly: "It's me, Director Wang, when can I be in your play? I've been waiting for a long time. Don't go back on your word, okay, you're so bad. Then I'll wait for your script , That's it, bye." Yifei watched intently.After finishing speaking, Xiaoling left the bar.Yifei imitated her seductive appearance, raised her orchid finger, and twisted it twice: "You are really bad~~cut, hidden rules can't kill you." Zhanbo walked to the bar with his hat down low. Yifei greeted: "Zhanbo." Zhan Bo looked bitter and bitter: "Sister, I've decided, I'm going to Songshan." "Is the company on vacation?" "No, I want to become a monk." Zhan Bo put his hands in his pockets and looked up at the sky like a child pretending to be a housekeeper. Yifei has become accustomed to Zhanbo's gossip: "What? Are you crazy? You are a monk. You see through the world of mortals?" Zhan Bo said very seriously: "I've seen it through, and what's broken can't be broken again." He spit vigorously. Yifei could see it: "Is it because of Wanyu's matter?" Zhan Bo insisted: "No." Yifei didn't believe it. Asking is just a formality, and the correct guidance has just begun: "That's good. If you want to practice martial arts, you can play with a nunchuck. It's a shame you can figure it out when you become a monk." Zhanbo suddenly took Yifei's hand: "Sister, am I really that bad?" His expression was helpless. "What happened?" Yifei looked at Zhanbo's hand, a little worried. "Just now in the elevator, a girl asked me for a phone number." "Really? Not bad." "Because she thought I was delivering food." "Oh~ God. The family is unlucky." Yifei knew that something was going to happen. 展博找不到支持，于是固执己见：“行了，你也别说了，我明天买去河南的机票。少林寺我来了。六根清净了就不会徒增烦恼了。对了，我连自己的法号都取好了，叫做——戒色。” “还色戒呢！”一菲哭笑不得，“我告诉你啊，你已经不抽不酗酒了，你要是连色也戒了，那你就连第二性征都没有了。到时候我怎么跟咱爸妈交代啊。” “你不是说我先天缺憾嘛，他们早就该知道会有这么一天的。”展博拿出死猪不怕开水烫的架势。 “呵呵……我那是逗你玩的。你只是需要积累一点经验罢了。”一菲扒着展博悄悄耳语。 展博亮开嗓门喊道：“可是对于一个送外卖的来说，全世界都是高级兵种。” “要是连你自己都觉得自己是个送外卖的，那你就真是个送外卖的了。你要振作，气质是从自信中透出来的。” “怎么振作？” “挺胸收腹，头抬高。” 展博挺胸收腹头抬高，手里夹了本杂志，姿态怪异别扭。 “这样就好了吗？”展博有点不敢相信。 一菲仔细打量：“这样像是个送快递的。” 展博立刻泄气：“我就说我不行嘛。” 一菲实在没法子了，为了展博的未来，谎言也是善意的：“嘿！还真别说，你这么一振作就有效果了。我刚才看到有个女生一直在偷看你。”一菲假装向餐桌区看过去。 “哪儿呢？我怎么没看见。是那个？还是那个？”展博边说边指，动作幅度很大。 一菲边找寻目标边装模作样地指导：“别指！别指！都说了是偷看你了，人家害羞的嘛。你这么一来，西施都被你吓跑了。” 展博半天没找到：“可是我没看到有人注意我啊？姐，你忽悠我吧。” “神经，忽悠你干嘛？你怎么对自己一定信心都没有啊？拿出点亮剑精神来。”一菲依然在找。 展博刚产生的一点希望又要破灭了：“亮什么剑呀。一准又是自作多情。我也别亮剑了，暗战比较适合我。” “老姐保证你这次一定有所斩获。” “你凭什么那么肯定。” “我是谁啊，等级多高呀，能和你一样吗？这样，你先别出场，我先帮你打探一下，确保万无一失，咱再出手。”一菲豁出去了，拿着一瓶酒和一个杯子，走下吧台。 “姐，你干嘛？”展博看这阵势有点紧张。 一菲得意地说：“替你请杯酒啊，显得你特绅士，人家才会更有好感，你瞧好吧。” “好吧。”展博乖乖地转过脸去，面向吧台，等待消息。 一菲走到入口区，有两个女生在那里谈笑风生。其中一个正是刚才在一菲身边打电话的小玲。 “美女，你的酒。”一菲把一杯红酒递到小玲眼前。 小玲惊讶地回头：“我没有叫酒啊。” 一菲神秘地笑着：“废话，我知道。” 小玲看出一菲有企图：“啊——有事儿？” “美女，我猜你一定是一个演员吧。”一菲挑起眉毛，装作一眼看穿的样子。 酒吧里也能被认出来，小玲当然很高兴：“你怎么知道？你看过我演的戏？” 一菲刻意讨好：“这倒没有，不过看谈吐就看得出。” 谁知小玲似乎很没文化：“你看到我吐痰了？” “呃……”一菲被呛了一下，“不过我现在更加确信了，是这样的，我需要你帮个忙。”在她的脑海中，演员就等于没文化吗？ “什么忙？”小玲对眼前的陌生人充满防备，但也充满好奇。 一菲凑近小玲的耳朵：“我有个朋友，最近刚刚失恋，需要人帮助。” 小玲很不以为然：“失恋很正常啊。我也经常离婚，没什么大不了的。” 一菲再次被呛：“我知道你们演员情感变化比较频繁，不过我朋友不一样，他比较内向，而且最近轮番的打击对他的伤害比较大，甚至还有那么一点点自闭。我想请你帮个忙，和她聊聊，告诉他其实他很有吸引力。” 虽然谈话的声音很小，可还是被另一个女生听见了。该女生插嘴：“我去吧。”似乎最近也很缺爱。 一菲上下打量一番，然后不客气地说：“你的条件不适合演爱情片，拿根双截棍一边玩去。”该女生内心受到严重打击，暴躁地离开。其实，一菲平时也不这么欺负人，怪只怪今天她在为展博的大事而努力。 “可你说的那个朋友我都不认识，怎么聊？”小玲对助人为乐的事情没有一点兴趣。 一菲继续灌上迷魂汤：“这才需要专业演员的现场发挥啊，其实你只要夸他，鼓励他，让他感觉你被他迷住了就行。” “迷住啊？听上去很贱啊，我可不是随便的人呢，不是什么尺度都能接受的哦。”小玲有意无意地盖上其实本就很低的低胸内衣。 “这是500块钱演出费。你看……”一菲爽快地掏出钱。 小玲毫不客气地装进口袋：“行！没问题，不露点就行。” 子乔走了进来，看见展博在吧台上拗造型，手里还拿着一杯橙汁。觉得很可疑。 “展博。在干吗呢？” “我姐说有个美女正在悄悄地关注我。”展博始终面对吧台，不敢回头。 子乔回头大范围地搜索：“哪儿呢？我怎么没看到。” 展博春风得意地说：“我姐正在帮我面试，把关。” “你自己怎么不上？”子乔把展博当自己对待了。 展博一板一眼地重复一菲刚刚给他灌输的概念：“因为我等级低，需要摸清楚情况，以免被秒杀。” “怕什么，Gameover了还能从头再来嘛。”子乔觉得这也太累了。 展博对吸引力的提升真是充满了求知欲：“子乔，怎么样才能提高等级。吸引力的等级？” “这个问题……说难吧它不难，说简单吧它也不简单。关键在于，你要有'米'啊！”子乔做数钱的手势。 “这就可以了？”展博觉得这跟一菲的理论，复杂程度根本不在一个等级上。 子乔逐渐露出真实意图：“可不是，面子都是从这儿来的。你看，我明天晚上就有一次约会，女孩都约好了，可是谁知道我居然两袖清风，连顿饭都请不起，这年头的女孩都现实的很。谁会坐在那里陪你干劈情操啊？要不你借我点？” 展博恍然大悟：“搞了半天，你还是想忽悠我。你上个月欠的还没还呢。” 子乔今天碰了两鼻子灰，心情太糟糕，眼见展博要拿橙汁，赌气地抢过去，对着吸管拼命吸起来。 “那你要我假装迷上谁？”小玲看到吧台上的两个男人，需要进一步确认。 “吧台边的那个。”一菲未免被展博发现她在做手脚，只好背对着吧台，用手指了指。小玲顺势看去，正好子乔挡住了展博。 “哦。”小玲确认了目标。 一菲详加补充：“看到了吗？就是那个喝橙汁的。” 正在吸着橙汁的子乔，转过身，表情很郁闷。 小玲再一次确信：“看到了，他看上去好像挺郁闷的。” 一菲更加确信：“那当然啦。别看他呆头呆脑的，其实人还是不错的。” 小玲左看右看：“看上去不呆啊。还挺帅的。” 一菲想都不想就知道发生了什么：“那是他在拗造型。我一会儿就跟他说晚上你邀请他单独见面。记住，不管他说什么外星人，还是电脑程序，或者什么原始动物。都要假装很喜欢听。到时候没有导演，没有NG，就看一个演员的自我修养了。” 小玲再次盯住子乔：“他真的会聊这么无聊的东西吗？” 一菲也觉得太为难女孩了：“行！我再加你300。”又加上300块。 "thanks!" 远处的子乔和展博对于即将来临的一切没有丝毫的准备。
酒吧的餐区吹奏起萨克斯。展博穿得很帅，毛衣穿在晚礼服里，还露出了袖子。俨然一副傻小子相亲的打扮。 服务生端着餐盘走过来：“先生是现在上菜吗？” “先等会儿。等人来了。”展博说。 “要不要先来一杯开胃酒？”服务生礼貌地弓着腰问。 “好的。”正合展博心意。 子乔不知道什么时候进来的，坐到了展博的身边。 “展博，跟你商量个事，要不，一会儿一起吃吧。” “可我约了人啊。”展博很为难。 “我也约了人啊。”子乔似乎更为难。 "So?" 子乔死皮赖脸地说：“so我没钱啊！曾老师好不容易帮我在爱情公寓网站上找个了美女，我可不想我的计划就这么泡汤了。” “可我刚点了餐，我一共就带了这点钱，不够给你的。”展博为了自己的幸福，冷酷地下了逐客令。 “唉！天亡我也。算了。”子乔起身要离开。 展博有点过意不去了：“你去干嘛？” “我去厨房看看有没有盘子可以洗，要是我在20分钟内洗完100个，说不定能够帮人家点份薯条的。”子乔把自己说得极其悲凉。 这时候，小玲推门走了进来。展博看到美女，起身相迎，身体不由自主的紧张起来。 “你好。”展博拘谨地微笑，把子乔挡在了身后。 “你好。”小玲还来妩媚动人地微笑。 “我叫展博。” “你今天看上去真迷人。”小玲脸色绯红。 “真的吗？”展博心情愉快得像飞上了九霄云外。拉开座位，等待小玲过来。 可是，只见小玲径直绕开座位，走到了子乔的身边，子乔有点措手不及。展博的笑容凝结了。 “你不记得我了吗？我们在这里见过的。可我记得你，自从第一眼见到你，你那优雅的气质就深深地吸引了我。让我无法自拔。今天我终于得偿所愿。我们又见面了。”小玲握住子乔的手，感动得想要流泪。 子乔满脸疑惑的表情，心想：“我有见过她的照片吗？我怎么不记得了？” 子乔再确认一下：“我们约了今天见面是吗？” 小玲毫不犹豫：“是啊。” 子乔触电般马上打起退堂鼓：“可是，有件事情，我必须告诉你，真不巧，我……我的钱包刚才丢了。所以，吃饭的事情我们只能改天了。”说罢就要逃走。 小玲眼疾手快地拉住他，不经意地冒出一句：“别呀，我明天有别的通告，没档期了。” "what?" 小玲张大嘴巴，赶紧纠正：“我的意思是，没关系的，吃什么饭呀，多老套。能和你这么有吸引力的男生约会聊聊天，我已经很满足了。你知不知道有句话叫做'秀色可餐'？” “秀色可餐——”子乔的表情像在神游。 小玲先走到沙发区，子乔扭着身体去她身边坐下。只留下展博黯然神伤地坐下，继续东张西望。 子乔的心声又再蛊惑他自己的心：“你知道什么叫做2档起步吗？我今天才明白，原来对于等级高的人来说，吃饭看电影这种低端环节是可以省掉的，哈。” 关谷、美嘉、宛瑜、师兄，四人围坐在桌子旁，每人面前一杯白水。师兄说话非常非常地慢，节奏和唐僧一样，而且没有一点起伏，其他人都双手托腮看着他。 “……之后我就到了塔什库尔干的小镇。你们简直不敢相信，那里有个新疆自助餐。” 宛瑜、美嘉目光呆滞。 “自助餐非常丰盛，有羊肉串、炖羊肉、羊蝎子、烤全羊、蒸羊羔、羊肉泡膜、椒盐羊排、羊肉大骨汤、羊肉大拼盘……可是遗憾的是，我对羊肉类食品过敏。” 宛瑜扯开话题：“美嘉，子乔是不是从来不挑食？”顺便完成小贤交给的任务。 美嘉头点得像机关枪。 师兄打断：“严格来说，我不仅仅只对这些东西过敏，还有很多。” 宛瑜整个上半身俯到桌子上，小声抱怨：“哦！他还没完。” “于此同时，我还对以下新疆食品过敏：辣子肉拌，还有蘑菇肉拌面，还有碎肉拌面，还有炮仗面，还有干拌面，还有囊包肉拌面……” 美嘉妄想以总结来结束：“总的来说，就是对所有的面条都过敏。” “哈！有趣的是……”师兄难得的笑容转瞬即逝，“并非如此。也有很多面条我很喜欢吃，比如说：红烧牛肉面、还有老鸭粉丝面、还有梅菜扣肉面，还有咸菜肉丝面、还有清炖鸡汤面、还有山西刀削面、还有腊肉冬笋面、还有北京炸酱面、还有台湾蛋仔面……” 师兄继续说。宛瑜和美嘉同时喝上一口水，又都吐回杯子里。 师兄丝毫没有结束的意思，宛瑜放下杯子，小声对美嘉说：“我觉得我快要疯了。关谷，你怎么会认识那么牛的师兄。关谷，关谷。” 宛瑜望向关谷，关谷却在聚精会神地听着，还在做笔记。他示意宛瑜安静，认真听。 宛瑜自暴自弃地说：“我要离开这里，我宁可去看俄罗斯科教片的。” 美嘉面无表情地回答：“那你还叫我来。” 师兄突然说：“不好意思，我要去一趟洗手间。”说完就不见了。 宛瑜和美嘉终于放松下来。 美嘉抱住脑袋：“哦，我的天啊。” 宛瑜抱起手提包：“我快找不到活下去的信心了。我要撤了。” 两人不约而同地收拾东西，准备走人。 关谷却显得不明所以：“可是他还没有说完呢”。 宛瑜笑眯眯地对他说：“没关系的，关谷。有你这么好的听众，他一定会很满足的。” 关谷不知不觉地学会了师兄的腔调，如唐僧般地回答：“好吧。不过你们走之前得告诉我，你们要去哪儿？是去酒吧呢，还是去上网呢，还是去听音乐，还是去买碟片，还是去逛街，还是去做面膜，还是去做头发……”几乎和师兄一模一样。 宛瑜从崩溃边缘掉了下去：“求你了，关谷。” 美嘉作出最后的抵抗：“这家伙说话很慢，但是尿尿一定很快。好了，我们撤了！快快快。” 美嘉和宛瑜迅速撤退。 展博独自等待，面前摆满了酒杯。看着子乔和小玲相谈甚欢，正在相互喂葡萄吃了，心里特别不是滋味。正看表，一个服务生走过。 “对不起，我想问一下，请问门口有没有看到什么人在等人的？”展博拉住服务生问。 “门口没有，里面倒有一个。”服务生回答。 “哪儿呢？”展博激动地360度搜索。 服务生看着展博：“就你咯。” “我是说，有没有看到哪位女士？有一头乌黑靓丽的长发。看上去还挺漂亮的那种。”展博想象力还很丰富，这可不是一菲对他说的。 服务生环顾四周：“没有，不过那儿有一个喝醉了的印度人。她老公有了外遇，还做了漂白手术。” 展博顺着服务生的指点，看看那边：“你误会了，这个看上去60多岁了，应该不是。” 服务生耸耸肩。 “如果一个小时之后我还坐在这里的话，我再请她喝一杯。”展博随口说。 服务生继续周到地服务：“要不要再来一杯开胃酒？” 展博表情郁闷：“我已经喝了第八杯了。我不想最后醉醺醺地回家，还是一个人。” 服务生同情地说：“被放鸽子了吧？” 展博接受着这份同情，支着下巴说：“是啊，这无所谓了。是她约我来的。其实我们也没见过面，可是据说她仰慕我。” 服务生试图理解发生的一切：“你是不是在担心，她改变主意了。或者她可能来过了，然后看仔细了之后，就失望了，又走了？” 展博面无表情，尴尬地僵了很久，显然被说中了。 "nonsense!" 电梯铃响，宛瑜和美嘉平安大逃亡，走出电梯。 宛瑜感叹：“现在我知道什么叫做：酒逢知己千杯少，话不投机半句多了。” 美嘉则开始抱怨：“我本来应该去参加单身俱乐部的。” “现在还来得及吗？”宛瑜问道。 “应该已经结束了。”美嘉失望。 宛瑜幸灾乐祸：“太好了。” 美嘉吃惊地看着她：“有你这么幸灾乐祸的吗？全是你，非要拖着我。” 宛瑜马上闭嘴：“对不起啦。还好他没有唱那首《掀起你的头盖骨》给我们听。” 美嘉苦笑：“你饶了我吧。” “那你现在准备去哪儿？”宛瑜的任务继续进行中。 “不知道，反正我们屋是回不去了。” 宛瑜突然神情地感慨：“我想去找展博，相比起来，展博真是太可爱了。”她仿佛都看到了展博傻乎乎的笑脸。 “你不会是想去看俄罗斯科教片吧。” “至少土星上没有羊肉串、炖羊肉、羊蝎子、烤全羊、蒸羊羔、羊肉泡膜、还有椒盐羊排……”学着师兄的腔调。 美嘉揉起太阳穴。 小玲把一窜葡萄拎得高高的，子乔用嘴衔住。 “其实，我是一个导演，如果论辈分的话，在中国应该算是八袋长老，不对，是第八代导演。”子乔在身体舒畅的状态下，脑子也开始活蹦乱跳。 小玲充满爱戴的眼神：“真的吗？你原来是个导演，那电影频道你认识人吗？” “电影频道？噢……”子乔支支吾吾，“我认识啊，前天我才和他们电影频道的道长一起吃饭呢。” “道长？” “是啊，我们最近在一起策划一部中国最棒的电影。”子乔赶快扯开话题。 “电影？太棒了，进展怎么样？” “还不错，目前钱不够演员未定剧本暂无。”闪姐那一套说辞正好给子乔派上用场。 “我觉得，只要你从情感失利的阴影中走出来，你一定会成功的。”小玲忽然发表由衷地鼓励，之所以说是由衷的，首先是因为她所面对的人不似一菲描述的那样。 可