Chapter 10 Chapter Ten: God of Gamblers Guan Gu
In the bar dining area, Guan Gu and Xiaoxue were preparing dinner by candlelight, and Xiaoxue drank her drink shyly with her head down.
Guan Gu asked softly: "Honey, what shall we have for dinner tonight?"
Xiaoxue replied shyly, "Anything."
"Let's eat hot pot."
Xiaoxue suddenly said harshly: "No, you will get pimples on your face if you eat hot pot."
Guan Gu suggested: "Then let's eat Sichuan food?"
Xiaoxue was even more reluctant: "I ate the Sichuan food yesterday, and I ate it again today."
"Then let's eat seafood?"
"Seafood is not good, and I have diarrhea after eating it." Xiaoxue frowned.
Guan Gu handed the question to the lady: "Then what do you say to eat?"
Xiaoxue regained her shy face: "Whatever."
Guan Gu said helplessly: "Then let's not eat and do something else?"
Xiaoxue blushed, "Anything is fine."
Guan Gu suggested without losing the opportunity: "How about watching a movie? It's been a long time since I watched a movie."
"What's so good about the movie? It's a waste of time." Xiaoxue's face was more serious than before.
"What about bowling and sports?"
"Why do you exercise on a hot day? Don't you feel tired?" Xiaoxue seemed to be getting angry.
Guan Gu was powerless: "Then how many more cups of coffee shall we have?"
"Drinking coffee affects sleep."
"Then what are you talking about?" Guan Gu abruptly threw the question to the other party this time.
Xiaoxue nodded again and answered lightly: "Anything is fine."
Guan Gu gave up: "Then let's just go home."
"Look at you." Xiaoxue got up and walked around.
"Take the bus! I'll see you off."
"The bus is dirty and crowded, let's forget it." Xiaoxue really didn't like it.
"Then take a taxi."
"Such a short road is not worthwhile." Xiaoxue seemed to really think about Guan Gu.
"Well then, let's go for a walk."
"Which way to walk on an empty stomach?" Xiaoxue was really angry?
Guan Gu said bluntly, "Then what exactly do you want?"
"Look at you." Xiaoxue lowered her head again.
Guan Gu made the decision: "Then eat first."
"casual."
"What to eat?"
"It's all right."
Guan Gu wanted to commit suicide by jumping out of the window.
Xiaoxian is holding a bunch of oranges, and is juggling catch and toss, but he can only catch one.Zhanbo followed behind Yifei, walking up and down the living room.
"Sister, can you feel this feeling? There is someone who is very similar to you. But he is a little bit ahead of you everywhere." There is something in the words, and there are obvious circumstances.
Xiao Xian interjected: "I have this feeling. Takeshi Kaneshiro, and Daniel Wu." He spoke without shame.
Zhanbo and Yifei confessed to him at the same time.
Knowing younger brother Mo Ruyifei: "Who are you talking about?" Go directly to the topic, saving trouble.
Zhanbo still paved the way for the theme slowly: "Do you know my colleague Zhao Wuliang?"
"Is it the African with glasses so thick that they are bulletproof, but also allergic to sunlight?" Yifei has always taken good care of special groups of people.
Zhan Bo thought for a while and replied: "No, you haven't seen him before. He is a fat guy who looks like Lu Yi. He likes to compete with me the most." Poor Lu Yi was ruined just like that.
Yifei didn't take it seriously: "It's a good thing to have competition."
"I was almost out of breath. He bragged to me yesterday that he was about to be awarded the Outstanding Contribution Award of the Year, and the Global CEO would present him with the award." Zhanbo was as jealous as a primary school student who lost his qualification to be a labor committee member.
"What's the prize?" Xiaoxian only cared about this.
Zhanbo still said enviously: "A pennant and a warm hug."
Yifei laughed and said, "Ha! I don't have a pennant, but I can have as many warm hugs as I want." As he said that, he was about to hug him, but Zhanbo easily dodged it.
"It's not important, the key is that tomorrow is Zhao Wuliang's birthday." Zhan Bo said with a heavy heart.
"Wow, you guys want to grab your birthday too?" Xiaoxian exclaimed.
Zhanbo slowly cut to the point: "No, he announced it to everyone in the office today. At noon tomorrow, his girlfriend will give him a big birthday cake!"
"So?" Xiaoxian waited for the next sentence.
Yifei expressed her sympathy knowingly: "...Oh, how pitiful, I can also buy you a big birthday cake for your next birthday, if you are not allergic to cream..."
Zhanbo still clarified the core idea: "You don't understand... If Zhao Wuliang actually has a girlfriend, then it means... oh my god. It means that I am the only one in the whole company who has never been in a relationship. Idiot."
Yifei's thinking began to jump: "Wait a minute, that African brother who is allergic to sunlight also has a girlfriend?"
Zhanbo said even more painfully: "That's right, he told a girl that I must sit in the dark. Otherwise I will die. So the two of them... oh!"
"Wow, that's a really good idea." Xiaoxian's show was full of surprises again.
It was very late, Meijia looked at the bill while entering the room, and Ziqiao was playing cards alone.
Meijia looked at the numbers on the bill and asked loudly: "Zi Qiao, why is the phone bill so expensive this month? 168 voice calls...you made 168 voice calls?!"
"This is a TV quiz. You will win if you play a few more times." Ziqiao didn't even look up, and focused on playing cards.
Meijia said distressedly: "Two yuan is very expensive!"
Zi Qiao was even more unafraid: "Anyway, it's Guan Gu's turn to pay the phone bill this month. I won 20 yuan. I'll give him some later."
Meijia had no choice but to go to the kitchen and bring out a small plate of sushi.At this time Guan Gu came in with a very depressed expression.
Zi Qiao greeted: "Guan Gu, it's just in time, your bill." He sent the bill over with a cheeky face.
Meijia is not like Ziqiao, what she gives is warmth: "Try the sushi I made... What's wrong with you?"
Guan Gu took a look at the bill and said with a sigh: "I want to tell you something. I am bankrupt."
Mika was surprised: "What?"
Ziqiao was still smirking: "It's just a phone bill, isn't it?"
Guan Gu said: "All my savings are used to invest in the single volume of "Love Three-legged Cat". The publisher originally wanted to sign a contract with me. But their old president passed away last week. The new agency I don’t like my cartoons, so I returned them all.”
"How do you say that you die when you die?" Zi Qiao was worried about who would pay his bills, but this did not affect his appetite. He grabbed the sushi from Mika's plate and ate it with big mouthfuls.
Guan Gu sighed: "It was too sudden. It is said that he choked to death while eating sushi."
When Zi Qiao got nervous, she also choked.
Mika thoughtfully said: "Then I'll cook the sushi into laver pickled rice." Then she went to the kitchen.
Guan Gu said disheartenedly: "No need. I'll just choke to death. I won't draw manga anymore."
At this time, Guan Gu's cell phone rang.
"Hello? Xiaoxue? I'm about to tell you that my manga has been rejected. Okay. Goodbye." Guan Gu finished without saying a few words.
Ziqiao, who has too many girls, doesn't hold grudges for Guan Gu's loss of his girlfriend: "Frustrated in the workplace, proud in love! Did Xiaoxue come to comfort you?" Meijia on the side felt unhappy and sour.
But Guan Gu replied: "She broke up with me, she said I was bored." I don't know if it was because of the candlelight dinner last time, but it doesn't matter anyway, Guan Gu, who was hit by a double blow, was completely lost to freezing point.
Ziqiao is still not worth it for Guan Gu: "Break up if you say so."
Seeing that Zi Qiao continued to binge eat sushi, Meijia snatched the plate away: "Probably because he ate too much sushi." Her words were still full of jealousy.
Guan Gu roared: "Let the storm come more violently!"
Outside the window, there was a sudden thunder and lightning, which perfectly matched Guan Gu's words, and both Ziqiao and Meijia were taken aback.
"Stop talking, Guan Gu." Zi Qiao said while curling up.
Zhanbo walked back and forth restlessly in the living room: "Forget it, I decided not to go to work tomorrow!"
"What is this?" Yifei felt that retreating was not what a man would say.
Zhanbo had a wishful thinking: "I wrote a sick leave form from the doctor, saying that I had a cold. No way! Said that I was poisoned by drinking fake milk powder, and then went to the hospital to be prescribed kidney stones! In this way, I can not go to the company for a month until all my colleagues are sick. Just forget about it. I don't want to be the object of everyone's ridicule!"
"Zhanbo, you need to find a girlfriend. By the way, this Zhao Wuliang doesn't know me. I can be your girlfriend. Huh?" Yifei walked to the sofa and sat down, hugging Zhanbo, acting coquettish.
Zhanbo ruthlessly pushed Yifei away: "Sister! My goosebumps are falling off. Don't!"
At this time Wan Yu walked in. "I am back."
Yifei needs someone to judge: "Wanyu! Judge it very objectively. Do you think we two look like a couple?" Pulling closer to Zhanbo.
Wan Yu looked at her carefully: "... Feifei, in the United States, the crime of incest is punishable by imprisonment."
Yifei said sternly: "What are you talking about, I'm just helping Zhanbo put on a show. This way he won't be discriminated against because he doesn't have a girlfriend."
Xiaoxian gloated and said, "If you go to act, it's not just a matter of being discriminated against. There will be a collective silence in their office."
"Not convinced, come on." Yifei said provocatively.
Unexpectedly, Wan Yu considered it from a more practical point of view: "In the United States, same-sex relationships are quite open."
Xiaoxian wrapped himself tightly in his coat and waved his hands: "Forget it."
"I think I am very suitable. Although I am older than you in terms of age. But in terms of temperament and appearance, I am more than enough to pretend to be born in the 90s. Tell me, Zhanbo, do you want me to act like a heartthrob? Or What do you think about Ha Mei? Or it can be punk style, I guarantee that everyone will be amazed, and I will get rid of Zhao Wuliang's girlfriend by 8 roads." Bo selection.
Xiaoxian's mouth was not idle: "Yes. There is indeed an 8-way difference in age. He is on the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau, and you are already dead in the Huangpu River."
"Please, have you ever seen a sister who is so energetic and eternally youthful? I can even wear navel-baring clothes. I have been exercising every day recently, and I have seen initial results. There is no belly fat at all." Yifei said, He hummed dance music and began to lift his clothes.
Xiaoxian and Wanyu hurriedly covered her: "Don't! Don't!"
Yifei wasn't happy yet: "What's the matter?"
"In the United States..." Wan Yu searched her stomach, but still couldn't find a suitable comparison.
Yifei said triumphantly: "In the United States, my figure is also 'leveraged'!"
Wan Yu couldn't stand it anymore, so she had to do it herself: "I mean. Feifei, maybe I can help Zhanbo with this."
Zhanbo smiled from ear to ear: "Wanyu, are you willing to help me? Thank you so much!" She is simply the most ideal fake girlfriend, and it would be even more perfect if it were real.
Wan Yu said politely: "You usually take good care of me, so you should do me a favor."
Yifei was not reconciled to being compared like this, and the woman's jealousy began to make trouble: "Do you really think she is more suitable for this role than me?"
Xiaoxian spared no effort to sarcasm: "How can she compare with you, incest girl?" Yifei couldn't kill him with a single cushion.
Zhanbo's thoughts have been opened at this point: "However, how do I let everyone know that I have a girlfriend?"
"At noon tomorrow, Wan Yu can go to the company to visit Zhanbo." Xiaoxian suggested.
"But tomorrow isn't my birthday either, wouldn't it be pretentious to go so hastily." Zhanbo was very thoughtful this time.
Xiaoxian said to himself: "As long as you don't pretend, it's fine. Just go with the flow. It's a very common thing to visit your boyfriend. You can go...for example...to give away bento, yes! Love bento A girl would make heart bento for her boyfriend."
Yifei got a chance to fight back: "Really? If you don't know how to make bento, please raise your hand."
Yifei and Wanyu raised their hands, Zhanbo raised his hand and put it down again.
As soon as Xiaoxian uttered his words, it was hard to take back the water, so he had to do it himself: "Oh! You guys! It's okay. I will do it for you."
"Mr. Zeng, you can also make bento!?" As a young lady who just ran away from home, Wan Yu found that she still had a lot to learn.
"Don't worry. They sent cakes. We'll give you super invincible romantic 10,000-year love bento, and I promise you that Zhao Wuliang's arrogance will be wiped out." Xiaoxian immediately went to the kitchen to start working.
Yifei asked in a low voice: "Zhanbo, are you sure you can eat a heart bento made by a man?"
Zhanbo looked at Xiaoxian's back and swallowed.
Yifei suddenly got excited: "And are you sure you don't choose me, little cowboy?" Then he asked Zhanbo provocatively.winking.
Zhanbo and Wanyu fell down immediately, and Xiaoxian was vomiting in the kitchen.
Poor Yifei...
Meijia quietly walked into Guan Gu's room, she was a little worried.
"Are you OK?"
Guan Gu took down all the paintings on the easel and threw them on the ground: "Don't persuade me, I'd better change my career. Ziqiao has already introduced me to a new job, which is said to be a scientific experiment."
"Don't listen to him. If the publisher doesn't appreciate you, it doesn't mean that you are not good enough. I will set up a comic fund to continue to support your creation!" With a fearless spirit, Meijia vowed to give back both spiritually and materially. Supported by Guan Gu.
"Chicken essence? Is it similar to MSG?"
Meijia said sweetly: "No. Since I became your assistant, you have paid me a salary, and now it's time for me to repay you. I have saved a lot of money, and I can help you..."
Guan Gu waved his hands again and again: "Damai~Damai (Japanese: no), I appreciate your kindness, but I will not accept charity!"
"How is this charity?"
Guan Gu suddenly said in a high-pitched voice, full of masculinity: "Our Guan Gu family has never received charity from others since the time of Oda Nobunaga! Whether it is chicken essence or monosodium glutamate, I no longer need it. I drew Things can’t be sold. What can’t be sold is rubbish. According to the spirit of our Japanese Bushido. If you lose the battle, you should cut seppuku!”
"Seppuku!?" Mika exclaimed.
Guan Gu took out a samurai sword from somewhere and gestured.
"Don't, don't, don't," Mika thought Guan Gu was going to do something stupid, and immediately grabbed the knife, "You are crazy! When you Japanese can't defeat the enemy, don't you usually transform into Ultraman and emit special light? , The seppuku is too bloody. If you do seppuku, I, I... I will mop the floor again!" Mika was so excited that the knife in her hand kept dancing, which surprised Guan Gu.
"...I just want to sell this ancestral sword, at least I can still pay the rent." Guan Gu said nervously.
"Then sell it to me. I'll help you pay the rent." Meijia was reluctant to sell Guan Gu's property.
Of course Guan Gu understood Mika's intentions: "I can't accept a woman's favor."
"Then from now on, don't treat me as a woman. Hey! Buddy, where are you going to have fun tomorrow?" Meijia said, hitting Guan Gu's chest with her fist, standing on tiptoe, hooking Guan Gu's neck.Both are struggling.
Zi Qiao is still playing poker in the living room.Meijia came out of Guan Gu's room.
"Take out the money." Mika stretched out her hand unceremoniously.
"What money?" Ziqiao thought he could be so confident even if he asked for money?
Meijia began to turn over old accounts: "The rent deposit that Guan Gu gave you is not necessary at all."
Zi Qiao was honest and blunt: "He gave it to me voluntarily."
Meijia felt unhappy, and angered Ziqiao: "Are you still human! Guan Gu is under the same roof as us. Now that he encounters difficulties, you are still talking sarcasticly here. The most important ones are the four of us. Character--"
Zi Qiao answered, "It's safe to put it in your bag."
"Fart. It's true and daring!" What Meijia hates most is Ziqiao's thick skin.
"But..." Zi Qiao still wanted to argue.
Meijia threatened: "Will you give it? If you don't, if I tell you another word in the future, I won't believe Chen!" In a panic, she even used herself as a threat.
Zi Qiao felt that he was not dishonest, it was just a matter of how much. "Okay, okay, okay." Zi Qiao slowly took out the wallet.
Meijia snatched it over and counted: "Where did you get so much money?"
Ziqiao said nonchalantly: "Guan Gu gave it to me. His phone bill is charged."
"What!?" Mika's big eyes were burning.
Ziqiao quickly explained: "Listen to me, do you think I don't want to help him? I went to pay the phone bill yesterday. I will pay for him. He refused to live or die and threatened to cut his belly. I couldn't persuade him, so I tricked him into playing cards. Originally I hope I can lose the phone bill to him, but this guy is too reckless. 32 show hands, I can win no matter what, no, he is even more decadent now."
"Won't you let him go?" Meijia put out the fire a little bit, but she was still unhappy.
Ziqiao swore, "I really give in to the conscience of heaven and earth. He is in a state of decrepitude now, and his teeth are clogged when he drinks cold water. Alas!" He also sighed symbolically to express his sympathy.
At this moment, Guan Gu just pushed open the door and came out, holding a glass of water, his gaze was dull.I took a sip, as if stuck in something.Ziqiao's eyes swept over with Meijia, meaning to say: Look at it, right?
Meijia greeted with a big smile: "Good morning, Guan Gu!" She wanted to give Guan Gu a good start to his day.
It's a pity that Guan Gu is still drowsy: "Morning~~~"
Meijia intentionally looked for a topic: "Well... the weather is nice today, why don't we go to an art exhibition, or open a bottle of red wine and get drunk~" As she spoke, she let her hair hang down, and then flicked it back vigorously, making a charming appearance.
Guan Gu's heart was ashamed, and Bai Mei stopped invading: "No, I just want to go out for a walk. Is there a river near here?"
"River?" Meijia thought quickly, would she jump into the river if she failed in harakiri?
At this time, Ziqiao responded to every request: "Well, there is one."
"You don't mean to go..." Meijia hurriedly held Guan Gu, "No, no, no."
Guan Gu was puzzled: "Why?" He didn't think about it.
Meijia said casually: "Because...because...we are about to play cards. It happens to be 'three missing one', you can't do this."
Now Guan Gu was excited: "Forgive me, I lost all my money to Zi Qiao yesterday. If I continue to play, I really only have a loincloth left. I'd better go to the river."
"Maybe your next move will turn around, and it's entirely possible to come back? Are you saying it's Zi Qiao?" Meijia looked at Zi Qiao softly and forcefully.
Zi Qiao immediately relented: "Yes, yes, it's only 32:0 now, it's still very easy to come back."
Guan Gu had been driven to the end of his life, and said sadly: "Do you have to win all my loincloths before you give up?"
Meijia suddenly said resolutely: "Okay! How about this, you take your loincloth to gamble for the last time, if you still lose, even if you jump into the Sea of Japan, we will never bar you." All the tricks were used.
Ziqiao looked at Meijia in surprise.Guan Gu raised his trouser belt, and rushed to the battlefield as if he was heroic.
Wan Yu walked into Zhanbo's company with a happy smile.
Zhanbo greeted him outside the office area: "Wanyu, are you here?"
Wan Yu smirked and whispered, "Hey! Zhanbo. Your fake girlfriend is here to give you a bento." She picked up a box wrapped in blue wrapping paper as a gesture.The box was as big as an 18-inch flat-screen TV.
Zhanbo stealthily pulled Wanyu to a corner: "Is this how you dress? I thought you would dress sexier."
Wan Yu wore a very cartoony outfit and looked no older than 20 years old.
"You don't understand. Sometimes you have more room for imagination if you can't see it." Wan Yu smiled sweetly, obviously confident in her carefully prepared appearance.
Zhanbo's heart was troubled: "God bless, probably only women in the world think like this." Although he was not satisfied in his heart, everything was a good start.Zhanbo went on to plan for the next step: "By the way, we should make up the story first. For example, when did we meet? Where is it? Zhao Wuliang is a very smart guy. If he cheats, he will definitely make me look good. of."
Wan Yu thought for a while and said, "Okay, my name is Lin... Qingxia, and I have a younger sister named Zixia."
Zhanbo knew that Wanyu was careless: "Then you live in Pansidong? Forget it, I have written your background just now, look at this." He took out a piece of paper from his pocket, which was densely written full of words.
Wan Yu glanced at it: "My god, this is simply an autobiography. Lawyer, good at divorce disputes... part-time bikini model?"
Zhanbo said happily, "It means you are beautiful and intelligent," and immediately restrained his smile, "I just want to knock Zhao Wuliang down with one blow. Make him shut up completely." Wan Yu looked at Zhanbo suspiciously.
In the apartment, the game has been set. While shuffling the cards, Meijia said, "We won't play show hand today. Guan Gu, have you ever played Texas Hold'em?" Guan Gu replied cheerfully: "I have played." "So, what about 21 o'clock?" "Played." Guan Gu raised his hand again. "Have you ever played Fighting the Landlord?" Guan Gu put down his hands: "Fight the Landlord? Never heard of it." Meijia cheered up: "OK! Let's play this." Zi Qiao collapsed on the sofa.Guan Gu looked bewildered.Are you really going to kill him? While dealing the cards, Meijia said, "Doudizhu is actually a very popular game in China..." "Honey? Can I make tea?" Guan Gu interrupted randomly. Ziqiao explained: "Fengmi means very popular." Meijia went on to say: "In each game, one player is the 'landlord', and the other two players automatically become an alliance against him. The first player to run out of cards is the winner, understand?" Guan Gu replied directly: "I don't understand at all." Meijia had expected it a long time ago: "How about this, let's play the first hand, play open cards, and play openly, so that you know the rules of the game." The three picked up their cards. Guan Gu picked up the cards and looked at them, then spread them out helplessly: "Ah! Did I lose again?" A handful of cards were all rubbish, in a mess, with almost no heads, and they couldn't be connected at all. Zi Qiao's cards were all A, 2, and big and small monsters: "Wow, it's hard to lose! I'll beat him to death if I take them all apart." Guan Gu said depressedly: "Look, I have already said it." After speaking, he got up and wanted to leave. Meijia was in a hurry, quick to wit: "Wait, wait, look at your cards, oh my god! Hidden murderous intentions!" Ziqiao and Guan Gu were stunned, and they all turned their heads to look at the cards. Guan Gu interjected again: "Killing chickens? I plan to be a vegetarian in the future, and I won't kill chickens." There was resentment in the words. Mijia imitated the fortune-telling tone and gave further psychological hints: "Guan Gu-jun, you are a peerless card." Guan Gu looked dumbfounded: "No way? I only have two Aces, and the biggest remaining card is J. All the cards are not linked together. How to play?" Mika pretended to be confident and said, "Don't believe me? Just watch it. Let's try it." A sinful thought came into her head. Ziqiao looked at Meijia suspiciously: "Meijia, how do you want me to play this card?" "Start with the young ones first." Meijia glanced at Ziqiao with a murderous look on her face. Zi Qiao played three kings. Meijia wished she could fly him to death with her cards: "You..." "This is my smallest card." Zi Qiao grinned, expressing her helplessness. Meijia said calmly: "Ha! It's really a small card, hey! You are so embarrassed to play such a small card. Isn't it clear?" Zi Qiao suppressed her smile and had a bad feeling. Guan Gu is still studying his own cards: "But, the old K should be very big, and it's three cards." Meijia gave an unbelievable explanation: "Chinese people have Chinese rules of the game. We have a saying here: 'One old man carries water to drink, two old men carry water to drink, and three old men have no water to drink.' So three old men have no water to drink." Old K is the smallest and smallest card in Doudizhu!" "..." Ziqiao was speechless. Based on his years of understanding of Meijia, the nightmare had just begun. Guan Gu said happily: "Really? Then how should I fight?" "Play whatever you want, three 3's. You're going to die!" Meijia put her own cards aside and concentrated on helping Guan Gu deal the cards. "Ah? Three 3s?" Ziqiao was about to argue, but when she saw Mijia gnashing her teeth and winking, she had no choice but to cooperate, "Oh, yes. Big! Big!" Meijia said provocatively: "Come on, Ziqiao, then let the horse come over." Ziqiao wanted to kill her prestige: "But, Meijia, this straight just happens to be a flush." As he said, he played 9, 10, J, Q, and K of the same suit in a black suit. Guan Gu was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead: "What should I do?" "Not afraid." Meijia drew four garbage cards of different suits from Guan Gu's cards, 4, 6, 9, 10, and played them out. Zi Qiao's eyes widened: "What is this?" Meijia put on a treacherous expression: "Mr. Guan Gu, do you see the murderous intent in this card?" Guan Gu shook his head violently. Meijia said contemptuously: "It's just a straight, it's no big deal!" Guan Gu added: "It's a flush." "No~~ I'm afraid. Look at our cards, hearts, spades, clubs, and diamonds. The four suits are different. What's this called? .You won again! yeah!" Meijia made up nonsense so well that even she thought she was too talented. After the catastrophe, Guan Gu Yusheng said: "Really! That's great." Meijia motioned for Guan Gu to give me five, and just as Guan Gu was about to celebrate, Ziqiao shouted. "It seems that I can't do it if I don't bomb it." Ziqiao took out four 2-bombs and demonstrated to Meijia. Meijia gave Ziqiao a fierce look. Guan Gu asked tremblingly: "Bomb? This should be very big. I don't have any." "Don't worry. Look at the treasure." Meijia said and took out a 9 and two aces. "What is this?" Guan Gu couldn't understand. Mika commanded: "Continue to read ~119." Guan Gu was overjoyed: "I know this, the fire department. It sprays water." Meijia further explained the rationale: "The firefighters are here. Once the bomb is flooded, won't it become a dull bomb?" "Ha~ha~ha~ha." Guan Gu laughed at Ziqiao, "Piss~~~boo," he said in a voice that mimicked the fuse, "hahahaha." Ziqiao's face was pale: "Meijia, you are really... strong." She had to give a thumbs up. Meijia took advantage and acted obediently: "Guan Gujun's card is good, and it's hard to lose this card. By the way, we lost this game, and it's time to give you money." She winked at Ziqiao again. But Guan Gu said generously: "No, this one is good to familiarize yourself with the rules. Let's start with the next one. We should kill chickens and chickens, and ducks and ducks!" Meijia encouraged Guan Gu: "Great!" Turning around, she winked at Zi Qiao. Zi Qiao bit her finger in despair. Zhanbo looked left and right, and finally saw Zhao Wuliang walking towards him holding a cake and leading his girlfriend. Wuliang spoke first: "Zhanbo, do you know that I received a call from Microsoft just now, and they wanted to use my program as a teaching material for the company's training. By the way, would I like to change jobs?" Everyone knows the meaning of swagger. "..." Zhan Bo just wanted to refute, but he thought in his heart: "He wants to quit? That's great. Yes! You jump! You jump!" Wuliang seemed to have heard Zhanbo's heartfelt voice, and immediately added to the other side's embarrassment: "But don't worry, I won't change jobs. Microsoft's poaching is just a kind of recognition for me. Heh, because you know that this is not written by me. I got the best program. My best program must be the next one. Oh! I won’t talk about that. Let me introduce you to my girlfriend, Xiner.” He stretched out his arms and hugged a beautiful girl. Zhanbo was already ready: "Hi! This is my girlfriend, Lin Wanyu." Wan Yu appeared from the side with a bright smile, and immediately shot into the dull office area like a ray of sunshine. "Oh!" Wuliang said disappointedly, "I didn't know you were dating girls already. I have yours," asked suspiciously, "How long have you been together?" Zhanbo looks at Wanyu and asks for help. Wan Yu wisely changed the topic: "It's hard to say, it's been a while, right? Zhanbo is relatively low-key, because many people pay attention to him. He doesn't want to be the center of gossip." Wu Liang followed closely: "How long has it been. Don't you remember?" hinting suspicion. Zhanbo couldn't hold back anymore: "It's been about three months." Wu Liang rushed to say: "We have been together for 5 months. It is two months longer than you. That is 61 days." Zhanbo calculated subconsciously: "1464 hours." The two confronted each other, looked at each other angrily and said, "A total of 87,840 minutes." At the same time, the calculation was completed. Wan Yu couldn't help sighing: "Dig, you two are really fast." At this time, Yifei opened the door and appeared, dressed in a swaying and colorful look, charming with sadness, indifference with enthusiasm, and walked in angrily. Wan Yu said in surprise: "Feifei, why are you here?" It seems that there is no role for Yifei in their play. Zhan Bo also widened his eyes. Yifei steals the show by herself: "Zhanbo, how could you treat me like this?!" Tears welled up in his eyes. Zhanbo was unprepared: "Huh?" He couldn't answer the words. Yifei cried and said: "I gave up marrying into a wealthy family because of you, but you just left without saying goodbye, and then stayed with this woman. My heart is broken." Before Zhanbo could react, Yifei slapped him with an exaggerated movement and a clear and sweet voice. "You are a cold-blooded man. You will regret it. I will not kill the child, I will raise him alone, but you will never see him again. This is my eternal punishment for you." Yifei Turn around and leave angrily. Zhanbo and Wanyu stared at Yifei in a daze, not knowing how to proceed with the play. Yifei walked to the door, turned her head and gave a thumbs up, smirking badly, to show her support. Zhanbo finally understood. Wuliang at the side said to Zhanbo in shock, "You! No way." Then he asked Wanyu, "Aren't you angry?" Wan Yu replied flatly: "Well, he has always been so playful. I'm used to it." Zhanbo pretended to be nonchalant. Just when Wu Liang felt that the general situation was over, his electronic watch rang: "Oh! It's 12 o'clock, this is the moment of my birth." It's not just a birth, it's a new life. Xiner hurriedly clasped Wuliang's arms: "Congratulations. My dear, you came into this world 26 years ago. I want to thank God, he gave you to me, how lucky I am! Happy birthday. This is the birthday cake I bought for you." He presented the cake to Wu Liang. The infinite voice was so high that the whole room could hear: "Oh! You are so kind. Honey." In front of Zhan Bo and Wan Yu, the two hugged and kissed, lingering in love. Wuliang pretended to say: "I'm sorry. Xin'er is so straightforward and unrestrained. I appreciate her very much." Xiner smiled shyly. Zhan Bo glanced at Wan Yu, and asked for help again, but Wan Yu responded bravely. "Oh! Zhanbo, now 26 years ago - what are you doing?" Zhan Bo whispered, "I haven't been born yet." Wan Yu changed her words: "Okay, but, 26 hours ago, I was making this love bento for you." Wu Liang glanced at it, and the huge lunch box Wan Yu took out was actually bigger than his cake box. Zhan Bo swallowed when he saw the box. Wu Liang said in shock, "Is this a washbasin?" "I know that Zhanbo has a lot of food in our family. So I specially prepared it for him. Let me see what's in it?" Wan Yu said while opening the lunch box, "There are steaks in it, and...steak...and... Steak," tossing and turning only steak, and it was still a pot of steak, Wan Yu said helplessly, "Isn't it very rich!" Zhanbo is in pain.Yifei's words are indeed correct, a bento made by a man is really shocking. In the kitchen of the iPartment, Xiao Xian wore a chef's hat and said disdainfully, "Nonsense! I still want to eat abalone! The steak is not bad. The supermarket's steaks are on sale. They are sold by the dozen." Wuliang asked the bottom line: "Did you do it for 26 hours?" Wan Yu's acting skills are comparable to professional actors: "Yes! You can't buy this in supermarkets. Zhanbo likes to eat steak, so I dare not be careless. I went to the breeding farm to supervise step by step from the selection of cattle. Then came the slaughterhouse, Then it was flown to our kitchen at home. I cooked it lovingly for 15 hours over high heat." Zhanbo was afraid of cheating, so he reminded in a low voice: "This is not bone broth, this is grilled steak." Wan Yu hurriedly corrected herself: "I mean, I boiled the sauce for 15 hours on high fire." Zhan Bo went on to act: "I'm sorry, Wan Yu is so considerate to me. However, I appreciate her very much." As he spoke, he looked at Wan Yu tenderly, and Wan Yu also looked at her tenderly. Infinite fell into a desperate silence. The four smirked, squinted and competed with each other, and no one was willing to back down. Zi Qiao hit a monster on the table. "Big monster!" Guan Gu asked modestly: "Meijia, is there a bigger card than the big monster?" Meijia was getting better and better, and the soldiers came to block the water and flood the earth: "Let me see. You play like this." Then he played a pair of aces and a 9. "Isn't this 119? Firefighters can catch monsters?" Guan Gu hesitated. Meijia reversed the order of the cards: "Look at it this way! 9~1~1! This is the police, or the American police, this is the FBI! What monsters can't be caught, and you are afraid that he will be a big monster?" Guan Gu was pleasantly surprised: "This is also okay?" Mei Jia plausibly said: "Of course it is possible, why not? The order of playing the cards is different, of course the power is also different." "Learn to be old, live to be old." Guan Gu's mantra came again, and he carefully wrote down Meijia's words. Zi Qiao completely collapsed, he couldn't play this card, so he threw it away: "Two Qs." Unexpectedly, even two Qs made Guan Gu difficult: "I don't have a match. Do you have any more? Meijia." "It's okay, I have this." Mika played three cards of 7, 4, and 5. Ziqiao must die to understand: "I am a couple." “是吗？你读给我听听，这是什么字母？”美嘉根本不屑一顾，让子乔自己读去。 关谷先念：“QQ。” 美嘉鄙视地说：“4万块钱的车！我这可是宝马745——BMW！干掉一辆QQ还不是分分钟的事啊！”子乔惊诧的表情，心里在骂这都能给你想得出来？ 美嘉兴高采烈地说：“地主输钱了，哈哈，关谷君，你真厉害，在你的带领下，我们农民又一次起义成功！”两人击掌相庆。 子乔懊丧地说：“他把我的房租也赢走了。”心在滴血。美嘉拍了子乔一下，子乔立刻满脸堆笑，像傻子一样拍手，“真厉害，真厉害！关谷。” 关谷一扫心中的阴霾，精神百倍地说：“别再叫我关谷，从今天起，请叫我——周润发。”关谷的脑海中正在构建一幅朦朦胧胧的画面：昏暗的酒吧响起《赌神》的标志性音乐，关谷摆出周润发的造型，梳着背头，穿着风衣，端坐在长椅上，美嘉则穿着兔女郎的衣服，站在身后帮他点雪茄。桌子对面，子乔戴着独眼龙的眼罩，脸上一条伤疤，然后一翻牌，立刻惊恐万分地趴在桌上吐白沫，气死了。 展博的公司里，两位男主角坐在那里准备开吃。无量点了一根蜡烛，许愿，吹灭，馨儿在一旁拍手。展博见了，也学着吹牛排。 无量挑衅地问：“你吹什么？” 展博得意地说：“牛排太烫了。吹一吹。” 无量做作地说：“亲爱的，这是你专程为我买的，我一定会全部吃光的。”于是开始吃蛋糕，一小口一小口，吃得很甜蜜。馨儿在一旁乐呵呵地拍手。 宛瑜越来越入戏：“展博，你也要吃光光哦。连骨头一起吃吧。”以前只是听展博抱怨，今天见到真人无量，的确让她很看不爽。 展博看着一脸盆的烤牛排，一咬牙，也开始吃。 无量边吃，还不忘煽风点火：“太好吃了，甜在嘴里。暖在心里。”馨儿帮他擦掉嘴边的奶油。 “实在是太美味了。想吃的心情停不了！”展博学着吴彦祖的口吻，也够气人的。 无量不断加码：“亲爱的，你也一起吃吧，因为——这个蛋糕是属于我们两个人的。”馨儿只好参与到吃蛋糕的行列。 展博也说：“宛瑜，你也一起吃吧。”其实他的潜台词是：“我一个人怎么吃得下！？” 宛瑜别说吃牛排，看着展博嘴上的油，早饭都要吐出来了。没法子，只好象征性地吃两口，主力还是得靠展博自己。他们的心里都在诅咒小贤，这个天煞的男人。 展博和无量偷瞄对方，开始越吃越快，越塞越多，一场“大胃王”的竞赛正在进行。 也不知过了多久，终于吃完了，四位男女主角觉得时间慢得像过了一整年。 无量和展博两眼上翻，肚皮挺起，食物残渣撒得到处都是。 宛瑜则从容吃下最后一口，保持淑女风度。 无量又恶狠狠地挑衅：“你们不上厕所啊。” 展博坚决地说：“不上。” “好极了。那我上。”无量打了一记恶心，馨儿扶他出去。 展博状况好一些，不过还在翻白眼。 等无量出去，宛瑜小声说：“你有没有注意到，无量刚才把巧克力部分的蛋糕都给馨儿吃了？” 展博想了想：“好像是的。不过馨儿不太爱吃。” 宛瑜深有同感：“如果无量真的和馨儿交往了5个月了，为什么会给她吃她不爱吃的巧克力呢。” 展博也开始怀疑：“我记得赵无量在体检的时候查出来是高血脂，显然这个馨儿不太了解这个情况，否则怎么会买那么油腻的鲜奶蛋糕？” “真相只有一个——”宛瑜声音更小，“你觉得他们是不是冒充的？” 展博看到馨儿正在办公桌旁等无量，突然跑上去问道：“嘿！馨儿。问你个问题——你更喜欢谁？恐龙特急克塞号还是宇宙英雄奥特曼？” 馨儿像看到外星人一样看着展博：“我也不知道。” 展博回过头来，非常严肃地对宛瑜说：“没错——她是冒充的。” 宛瑜捂着头倒下。
酒吧间，小贤奇怪地问：“美嘉，我刚刚看到子乔失魂落魄地出去了？怎么了？” 美嘉心知肚明又装疯卖傻：“不知道。可能又去做实验了吧？这个世界总需要有人失魂落魄的。哈。” 一菲依旧穿着那套妩媚的衣服走进来：“你们一定猜不到我刚才去展博公司表现得有多震憾！”她显然是急不可待地从展博公司直接来到酒吧炫耀，衣服都没换。 小贤迷惑：“你去干吗？抢戏啊！今天不是说好了，宛瑜是主角吗？” 一菲自有道理：“主角也需要一个情敌啊！我那记耳光绝对是柔中带刚，刚中带恨，恨中有情，情意绵绵，表现出了后现代女性对这个冷酷世界的强烈控诉。” 小贤奚落道：“行了，你歇歇吧。要不要给你颁一个奥斯卡最佳打耳光奖？” 一菲的信心打不垮：“我告诉你，我不是得不得奥斯卡的问题，啊~是得几个的问题！” 关谷走了进来，赌神的打扮，大背头，周润发的领结。简直跟他脑海中构筑的画面一模一样。 “名纳桑！（日语：各位）”还是日本赌神。 一菲以为来了志同道合者：“哟！今天真的奥斯卡颁奖啊。关谷，你演什么？赌神吗？” 关谷一本正经地说：“你错了，什么叫演赌神？我就是赌神。” 一菲自愧不如，还有比自己更臭屁的：“美嘉，他最近不是心情不太好吗？” 美嘉吞吞吐吐地说：“恩~郁闷呼叫转移了。呵呵。”强打精神。 小贤开玩笑：“今天什么日子，一个个都吃错药了。你要是赌神，我就是赌~圣。” “噢？这位赌~圣！看来你要找我切磋一下。”关谷当真了。 “好啊。色子还是牌九。”小贤不甘示弱。 “斗地主！”关谷脱口而出。 美嘉表情呆住。 一菲打趣地说：“关谷，看不出来你还会斗地主啊？” 关谷自信满满：“哼哼，我刚才发现自己原来有超能力。” 小贤和一菲面面相觑。 “超能力？”小贤问。 “不是，他开玩笑的。”美嘉在一旁插科打诨。 关谷却清清楚楚地申明：“我发现自己打牌，不管怎么打都能赢，你们说这算不算一种超能力？” 小贤惊诧地说：“每把都赢？” 关谷严肃地点点头：“每把都赢！” 美嘉连忙阻止：“关谷！这是酒吧，又不是棋牌室，我们回去，我陪你玩。” 小贤气不过：“慢着！除了山本五十六我还没见过口气这么大的日本人。” “……三百五十六是什么？杀手编号？”美嘉还想转移注意力。 关谷争锋相对：“你确定要跟我打？好！那老夫就陪你走上一圈。” “他说说的啦。关谷，我们走，再说这里又没有牌。”美嘉说着就拉关谷回家。 “谁说没有！”小贤说着掏出一副牌。 小贤和关谷两人用眼神相互挑衅，美嘉单手捂住脸，不忍心看下去。 小贤开始洗牌…… 展博这头还在思考：“这就是赵无量一贯的风格，他是故意针对我，演戏给我看，让我难堪的。” 宛瑜也同意这个观点：“看来奚落你才是他要的'生日礼物'。不过你放心，他没那么容易得逞，因为，我是一个律师。”挺起胸膛。 展博惊诧地说：“你什么时候变成律师的？” 宛瑜微怒：“不是你说我是律师的吗？天网恢恢，疏而不漏，没有一个罪犯可以逃脱我的法眼。看我来完成这华丽的逆转！” 展博瞪大了眼睛。 宛瑜分配任务：“你到厕所去，拖住赵无量，我们各个击破。” 宛瑜走到馨儿面前，温和地打招呼。 “馨儿！你和赵无量是怎么认识的？” “噢，是这样的。”然后馨儿准备一下，显然是在背稿子。“那五个月前的一个台风的晚上，我正在无量公司楼下的71路车站等车，然后和我一起等车的还有他的老板和一个风烛残年的老太太。无量开车路过车站，看到了我们，于是很主动地把车让给了他的老板，让老板送老太太回家，然后自己和我在车站等车，于是就这样，我们认识了。” “哇哦！”即使是背的，也让宛瑜感到不容易。 馨儿继续回忆：“可能我们错了过了末班车的关系吧，就这样我们俩在车站聊到了天亮。他一直很照顾我，还给我披上了他的外套，我很感动。因为这场大雨做媒，我们就相爱了。” “~~好浪漫啊！”宛瑜做出陶醉状，突然严肃起来，“我有几个问题。第一，你说他的老板也等71路公交车？既然是老板为什么会坐公交车？” 馨儿想了想，回答：“嗯，是这样的，无量说，他老板是从香港派过来的。在这里还没有买车，只能坐公共交通，不过他会开。”看来，这套应答也是准备好的。 宛瑜继续施加压力：“第二个问题，请问为什么你们两个一直等车到天亮？当中就没有其他的交通工具了吗？” 馨儿开始支支唔唔：“是啊。没有。可能是台风的关系吧。马路上都没有车了。而且雨很大，又下了一夜。我们只好……” 宛瑜给予引导：“那个71路车站属于繁华地段，晚上要是一辆车子都没有，恐怕有点难以置信吧？哦，除非雨真的很大。排水系统已经失效，路面有积水时才有可能这样？” 馨儿上了套儿：“对！是积水了。所以没车。” 宛瑜目的达到，发起猛攻：“非常好！那请问，赵无量的车子是怎么开过来的？他是开船的吗？” 馨儿一下傻了眼：“这个……” 宛瑜再添一把火：“据我对于那个71路公交车站的了解，它位于一个低洼路段。如果马路积水的话，那么车站的积水最起码到这里，”轻拍馨儿的脑袋，“难道你们是站在水里聊天的吗？他也是在水里替你披上外套的吗？” 馨儿终于哑口无言。 酒吧里，三人开始打牌，美嘉在关谷身旁担心地看着。 “嘿嘿，我这副牌又很好，美嘉，你说是不是？”关谷将一把垃圾牌递给美嘉看。 美嘉敷衍道：“还行还行。” “一对八。”小贤打出。 “一对十。”一菲压上。 关谷笑里藏刀：“嘿嘿……”美嘉看着关谷摸索着手里的牌，心惊胆颤。“一对Q。”美嘉见关谷没出怪牌，舒一口气。 “不要。”小贤摆手。 “啊？这都不要。”关谷小声对美嘉说，“哈哈，他连着宝马745都没有。真是个穷鬼。”关谷窃笑。 小贤对关谷的嚣张态度很不满意：“你们在说什么呢？” “没什么！关谷说你的牌打得好。”美嘉安抚一下小贤的情绪。 一菲重重甩出：“四个三。” 小贤幸灾乐祸：“哟！炸弹啊！” 关谷捏着手上的119，美嘉赶紧按住它，小声对关谷说：“别！留着，求你了，留着！等到911的时候再用。”关谷心领神会地放回去，笑得那叫一个灿烂。美嘉转向另一边，故作没事。 小贤和一菲奇怪地看着他们。 洗手间门口，展博在和无量说话，以便为宛瑜争取时间。 无量关切地问：“馨儿呢？” 展博故作轻松：“宛瑜在和她……聊天。” 无量有点不自在：“他们在说些什么呀？” “女人嘛！总有女人的话题。话说回来，你这么胖，吃奶油蛋糕不要紧吧？”展博把话题放到无量身上。 无量不以为然地说：“我不知道你注意到了没有。我最近有参加一个健身俱乐部。而且我现在已经有了明显的腹肌。”赵无量突然抖动自己的肚子，很大，圆圆的。 展博心说：“看得出，一整块的腹肌。” 办公区，宛瑜继续在审问馨儿。 “我记不太清楚了，也可能当时雨没有那么大。”馨儿的第二阶段反应出现——自相矛盾。 宛瑜趁热打铁：“香港汽车的驾驶座是右侧，内地汽车的驾驶座是左侧。如果无量的老板是从香港派来的，那么他的香港驾照在这里是无效的，没有驾照还开车送老人回家，是违法行为。要么事实不是这样的，要么赵无量和他的老板就会因为无照行车被判处15天以下刑事拘留。” 事情的严重程度超出了馨儿的想像：“不……不……” 宛瑜整理思路：“我们再回到你们错过了末班车的问题。既然你们错过了，就说明你在车站期间，末班车一直没有来，否则你早就上去了。”职业式地停顿，“如果我有说错，请随时打断并纠正。”接着说，“那么说明你到车站的时候就已经超过了11点。对不对，请正面回答。” 馨儿惊恐地说：“是……是的。我搞错了时间。” “那请问，如果你一个人搞错了时间也就罢了。那为什么赵无量的老板和那个所谓风烛残年的老太太你们三个人同时都搞错了时间，并且在那里傻等？你能不能给我一个合理的解释？” 在宛瑜的强大压力下，馨儿的表情显示她的防线——崩溃了。 宛瑜抓住时机，做出最终的判断：“真相只有一个——有~人~在~撒~谎。” 宛瑜拉着馨儿走到展博和无量面前。 “两位，馨儿有话要说。” 馨儿把50块钱塞给无量：“50块钱还给你，我不想再装了，我只想回家。”说着揉着眼睛，就要哭出来。 无量强装镇定：“你什么意思？” 宛瑜宣判：“游戏结束了。我们已经知道了，馨儿不是你的女朋友。” 馨儿哭嚷道：“我不叫馨儿。我叫做小月。”说着摔门而出。 无量捂住脸，如果有个洞，他真想把洞拿出来，把自己套进去。 展博严厉地指责：“无量。你为什么要说谎？” 无量心中无奈与愤恨交织：“至少我可以打败你一次，ok？！” “我不明白你在说什么？”展博惊讶地问。 无量瘫坐下来，喃喃地说：“好啦！你是海归硕士，我是自学成才。你被客户指名做了主程序员，我只能设计辅助程序。你住在那么漂亮的爱情公寓，楼上楼下都是美女。我却住在家里，和我的外婆合用一个卫生间。我从来没有赢过。” “……你真的是这么想的吗？”展博笑着，语气变得温和。 无量点头做无奈状。 展博揭开谜底：“好吧！我也跟你坦白，宛瑜不是真的。” 无量看着宛瑜良久。“她是人造人？”无量刚想上去捏她的脸，被无情地推开。 展博意味深长地说：“我的意思是——她不是我真正的女朋友。是我让她假扮我的女朋友来向你示威。因为——我觉得，是我从来没有赢过你！” “……你真的是真么想的吗？”无量露出善意的笑容。 展博点点头：“是的，我想今天这件事情给我们两个都上了一课。” “你说得没错。”无量的回答标志着两人冰释前嫌，相互理解的良好开端。 It's been a long time. 无量突然说：“我先学会的。” 展博抢着说：“我先学会的。” 无量不让半步：“我领悟地更加透彻。” 展博据理力争：“显然我领悟地更加透彻。” “其实我早就知道了。” “我才是早就知道了。” 宛瑜赶紧圆场：“……好了，好了。你们都适可而止，适可而止！” “……一个三。”小贤说。 一菲压上：“一个五。” 关谷兴奋地叫道：“吃！” 两人一惊，同时问：“吃什么？” “这张牌我吃了。”关谷从桌上拿起牌。 “啊？”小贤难以置信。 “你们看我手里这几张牌。”关谷说着将手里的几张牌摊在桌上。 一菲一张一张点：“两个A一个2一个8，怎么了？” 关谷满意地说：“对啊，有了你这张五，就凑成了12581啊。” 两人又同时惊叫：“12581？” “哈哈，怕了吧。12581，一按我帮你！”关谷自说自画。 一菲还在纳闷儿：“帮你什么？” “我有一次自摸的机会啊！”关谷接着转过头，对美嘉小声说，“怎么样，我打的对吧？” “呵呵，我去给你们要几杯咖啡吧。”说着美嘉赶紧跑开。 “自摸？”小贤十分迷惑。 关谷干脆用行动来表明：“来来来，你们两个每人交一张牌给我。” 小贤捂住牌：“喂！你干吗？！” 关谷抽了小贤一张牌，小贤和他抢，几个来回，还是被关谷拿到了。“哈哈！一张十！你们看！”关谷打出一张A和一张十。 一菲完全不相信自己的眼睛：“这次又是什么？” 关谷乐呵呵地说：“一张十一张A，10月1号，什么日子？” “国庆啊！”一菲当然不知道这牌和国庆有什么关系。 关谷兴奋地大声说：“对啦！放假七天，所以我可以逃七张牌。” 小贤终于醒悟：“冬眠卡？”他想起了游戏中的特殊功能卡片。 关谷赞许道：“曾老师真聪明，其实效果差不多的啦。” 小贤彻底给绕进去了：“那你为什么能出牌？”印象中的冬眠卡没这个功能。 “我是日本人啊，日本人国庆不是这一天。所以不休息要继续工作。所以我可以出牌你们不可以出啊。”说着关谷随便撒掉7张牌。“来来来，一菲，我还没抽你的牌呢。”又向一菲伸出魔爪。
In the apartment, the game has been set. While shuffling the cards, Meijia said, "We won't play show hand today. Guan Gu, have you ever played Texas Hold'em?" Guan Gu replied cheerfully: "I have played." "So, what about 21 o'clock?" "Played." Guan Gu raised his hand again. "Have you ever played Fighting the Landlord?" Guan Gu put down his hands: "Fight the Landlord? Never heard of it." Meijia cheered up: "OK! Let's play this." Zi Qiao collapsed on the sofa.Guan Gu looked bewildered.Are you really going to kill him? While dealing the cards, Meijia said, "Doudizhu is actually a very popular game in China..." "Honey? Can I make tea?" Guan Gu interrupted randomly. Ziqiao explained: "Fengmi means very popular." Meijia went on to say: "In each game, one player is the 'landlord', and the other two players automatically become an alliance against him. The first player to run out of cards is the winner, understand?" Guan Gu replied directly: "I don't understand at all." Meijia had expected it a long time ago: "How about this, let's play the first hand, play open cards, and play openly, so that you know the rules of the game." The three picked up their cards. Guan Gu picked up the cards and looked at them, then spread them out helplessly: "Ah! Did I lose again?" A handful of cards were all rubbish, in a mess, with almost no heads, and they couldn't be connected at all. Zi Qiao's cards were all A, 2, and big and small monsters: "Wow, it's hard to lose! I'll beat him to death if I take them all apart." Guan Gu said depressedly: "Look, I have already said it." After speaking, he got up and wanted to leave. Meijia was in a hurry, quick to wit: "Wait, wait, look at your cards, oh my god! Hidden murderous intentions!" Ziqiao and Guan Gu were stunned, and they all turned their heads to look at the cards. Guan Gu interjected again: "Killing chickens? I plan to be a vegetarian in the future, and I won't kill chickens." There was resentment in the words. Mijia imitated the fortune-telling tone and gave further psychological hints: "Guan Gu-jun, you are a peerless card." Guan Gu looked dumbfounded: "No way? I only have two Aces, and the biggest remaining card is J. All the cards are not linked together. How to play?" Mika pretended to be confident and said, "Don't believe me? Just watch it. Let's try it." A sinful thought came into her head. Ziqiao looked at Meijia suspiciously: "Meijia, how do you want me to play this card?" "Start with the young ones first." Meijia glanced at Ziqiao with a murderous look on her face. Zi Qiao played three kings. Meijia wished she could fly him to death with her cards: "You..." "This is my smallest card." Zi Qiao grinned, expressing her helplessness. Meijia said calmly: "Ha! It's really a small card, hey! You are so embarrassed to play such a small card. Isn't it clear?" Zi Qiao suppressed her smile and had a bad feeling. Guan Gu is still studying his own cards: "But, the old K should be very big, and it's three cards." Meijia gave an unbelievable explanation: "Chinese people have Chinese rules of the game. We have a saying here: 'One old man carries water to drink, two old men carry water to drink, and three old men have no water to drink.' So three old men have no water to drink." Old K is the smallest and smallest card in Doudizhu!" "..." Ziqiao was speechless. Based on his years of understanding of Meijia, the nightmare had just begun. Guan Gu said happily: "Really? Then how should I fight?" "Play whatever you want, three 3's. You're going to die!" Meijia put her own cards aside and concentrated on helping Guan Gu deal the cards. "Ah? Three 3s?" Ziqiao was about to argue, but when she saw Mijia gnashing her teeth and winking, she had no choice but to cooperate, "Oh, yes. Big! Big!" Meijia said provocatively: "Come on, Ziqiao, then let the horse come over." Ziqiao wanted to kill her prestige: "But, Meijia, this straight just happens to be a flush." As he said, he played 9, 10, J, Q, and K of the same suit in a black suit. Guan Gu was so anxious that sweat broke out on his forehead: "What should I do?" "Not afraid." Meijia drew four garbage cards of different suits from Guan Gu's cards, 4, 6, 9, 10, and played them out. Zi Qiao's eyes widened: "What is this?" Meijia put on a treacherous expression: "Mr. Guan Gu, do you see the murderous intent in this card?" Guan Gu shook his head violently. Meijia said contemptuously: "It's just a straight, it's no big deal!" Guan Gu added: "It's a flush." "No~~ I'm afraid. Look at our cards, hearts, spades, clubs, and diamonds. The four suits are different. What's this called? .You won again! yeah!" Meijia made up nonsense so well that even she thought she was too talented. After the catastrophe, Guan Gu Yusheng said: "Really! That's great." Meijia motioned for Guan Gu to give me five, and just as Guan Gu was about to celebrate, Ziqiao shouted. "It seems that I can't do it if I don't bomb it." Ziqiao took out four 2-bombs and demonstrated to Meijia. Meijia gave Ziqiao a fierce look. Guan Gu asked tremblingly: "Bomb? This should be very big. I don't have any." "Don't worry. Look at the treasure." Meijia said and took out a 9 and two aces. "What is this?" Guan Gu couldn't understand. Mika commanded: "Continue to read ~119." Guan Gu was overjoyed: "I know this, the fire department. It sprays water." Meijia further explained the rationale: "The firefighters are here. Once the bomb is flooded, won't it become a dull bomb?" "Ha~ha~ha~ha." Guan Gu laughed at Ziqiao, "Piss~~~boo," he said in a voice that mimicked the fuse, "hahahaha." Ziqiao's face was pale: "Meijia, you are really... strong." She had to give a thumbs up. Meijia took advantage and acted obediently: "Guan Gujun's card is good, and it's hard to lose this card. By the way, we lost this game, and it's time to give you money." She winked at Ziqiao again. But Guan Gu said generously: "No, this one is good to familiarize yourself with the rules. Let's start with the next one. We should kill chickens and chickens, and ducks and ducks!" Meijia encouraged Guan Gu: "Great!" Turning around, she winked at Zi Qiao. Zi Qiao bit her finger in despair. Zhanbo looked left and right, and finally saw Zhao Wuliang walking towards him holding a cake and leading his girlfriend. Wuliang spoke first: "Zhanbo, do you know that I received a call from Microsoft just now, and they wanted to use my program as a teaching material for the company's training. By the way, would I like to change jobs?" Everyone knows the meaning of swagger. "..." Zhan Bo just wanted to refute, but he thought in his heart: "He wants to quit? That's great. Yes! You jump! You jump!" Wuliang seemed to have heard Zhanbo's heartfelt voice, and immediately added to the other side's embarrassment: "But don't worry, I won't change jobs. Microsoft's poaching is just a kind of recognition for me. Heh, because you know that this is not written by me. I got the best program. My best program must be the next one. Oh! I won’t talk about that. Let me introduce you to my girlfriend, Xiner.” He stretched out his arms and hugged a beautiful girl. Zhanbo was already ready: "Hi! This is my girlfriend, Lin Wanyu." Wan Yu appeared from the side with a bright smile, and immediately shot into the dull office area like a ray of sunshine. "Oh!" Wuliang said disappointedly, "I didn't know you were dating girls already. I have yours," asked suspiciously, "How long have you been together?" Zhanbo looks at Wanyu and asks for help. Wan Yu wisely changed the topic: "It's hard to say, it's been a while, right? Zhanbo is relatively low-key, because many people pay attention to him. He doesn't want to be the center of gossip." Wu Liang followed closely: "How long has it been. Don't you remember?" hinting suspicion. Zhanbo couldn't hold back anymore: "It's been about three months." Wu Liang rushed to say: "We have been together for 5 months. It is two months longer than you. That is 61 days." Zhanbo calculated subconsciously: "1464 hours." The two confronted each other, looked at each other angrily and said, "A total of 87,840 minutes." At the same time, the calculation was completed. Wan Yu couldn't help sighing: "Dig, you two are really fast." At this time, Yifei opened the door and appeared, dressed in a swaying and colorful look, charming with sadness, indifference with enthusiasm, and walked in angrily. Wan Yu said in surprise: "Feifei, why are you here?" It seems that there is no role for Yifei in their play. Zhan Bo also widened his eyes. Yifei steals the show by herself: "Zhanbo, how could you treat me like this?!" Tears welled up in his eyes. Zhanbo was unprepared: "Huh?" He couldn't answer the words. Yifei cried and said: "I gave up marrying into a wealthy family because of you, but you just left without saying goodbye, and then stayed with this woman. My heart is broken." Before Zhanbo could react, Yifei slapped him with an exaggerated movement and a clear and sweet voice. "You are a cold-blooded man. You will regret it. I will not kill the child, I will raise him alone, but you will never see him again. This is my eternal punishment for you." Yifei Turn around and leave angrily. Zhanbo and Wanyu stared at Yifei in a daze, not knowing how to proceed with the play. Yifei walked to the door, turned her head and gave a thumbs up, smirking badly, to show her support. Zhanbo finally understood. Wuliang at the side said to Zhanbo in shock, "You! No way." Then he asked Wanyu, "Aren't you angry?" Wan Yu replied flatly: "Well, he has always been so playful. I'm used to it." Zhanbo pretended to be nonchalant. Just when Wu Liang felt that the general situation was over, his electronic watch rang: "Oh! It's 12 o'clock, this is the moment of my birth." It's not just a birth, it's a new life. Xiner hurriedly clasped Wuliang's arms: "Congratulations. My dear, you came into this world 26 years ago. I want to thank God, he gave you to me, how lucky I am! Happy birthday. This is the birthday cake I bought for you." He presented the cake to Wu Liang. The infinite voice was so high that the whole room could hear: "Oh! You are so kind. Honey." In front of Zhan Bo and Wan Yu, the two hugged and kissed, lingering in love. Wuliang pretended to say: "I'm sorry. Xin'er is so straightforward and unrestrained. I appreciate her very much." Xiner smiled shyly. Zhan Bo glanced at Wan Yu, and asked for help again, but Wan Yu responded bravely. "Oh! Zhanbo, now 26 years ago - what are you doing?" Zhan Bo whispered, "I haven't been born yet." Wan Yu changed her words: "Okay, but, 26 hours ago, I was making this love bento for you." Wu Liang glanced at it, and the huge lunch box Wan Yu took out was actually bigger than his cake box. Zhan Bo swallowed when he saw the box. Wu Liang said in shock, "Is this a washbasin?" "I know that Zhanbo has a lot of food in our family. So I specially prepared it for him. Let me see what's in it?" Wan Yu said while opening the lunch box, "There are steaks in it, and...steak...and... Steak," tossing and turning only steak, and it was still a pot of steak, Wan Yu said helplessly, "Isn't it very rich!" Zhanbo is in pain.Yifei's words are indeed correct, a bento made by a man is really shocking. In the kitchen of the iPartment, Xiao Xian wore a chef's hat and said disdainfully, "Nonsense! I still want to eat abalone! The steak is not bad. The supermarket's steaks are on sale. They are sold by the dozen." Wuliang asked the bottom line: "Did you do it for 26 hours?" Wan Yu's acting skills are comparable to professional actors: "Yes! You can't buy this in supermarkets. Zhanbo likes to eat steak, so I dare not be careless. I went to the breeding farm to supervise step by step from the selection of cattle. Then came the slaughterhouse, Then it was flown to our kitchen at home. I cooked it lovingly for 15 hours over high heat." Zhanbo was afraid of cheating, so he reminded in a low voice: "This is not bone broth, this is grilled steak." Wan Yu hurriedly corrected herself: "I mean, I boiled the sauce for 15 hours on high fire." Zhan Bo went on to act: "I'm sorry, Wan Yu is so considerate to me. However, I appreciate her very much." As he spoke, he looked at Wan Yu tenderly, and Wan Yu also looked at her tenderly. Infinite fell into a desperate silence. The four smirked, squinted and competed with each other, and no one was willing to back down. Zi Qiao hit a monster on the table. "Big monster!" Guan Gu asked modestly: "Meijia, is there a bigger card than the big monster?" Meijia was getting better and better, and the soldiers came to block the water and flood the earth: "Let me see. You play like this." Then he played a pair of aces and a 9. "Isn't this 119? Firefighters can catch monsters?" Guan Gu hesitated. Meijia reversed the order of the cards: "Look at it this way! 9~1~1! This is the police, or the American police, this is the FBI! What monsters can't be caught, and you are afraid that he will be a big monster?" Guan Gu was pleasantly surprised: "This is also okay?" Mei Jia plausibly said: "Of course it is possible, why not? The order of playing the cards is different, of course the power is also different." "Learn to be old, live to be old." Guan Gu's mantra came again, and he carefully wrote down Meijia's words. Zi Qiao completely collapsed, he couldn't play this card, so he threw it away: "Two Qs." Unexpectedly, even two Qs made Guan Gu difficult: "I don't have a match. Do you have any more? Meijia." "It's okay, I have this." Mika played three cards of 7, 4, and 5. Ziqiao must die to understand: "I am a couple." “是吗？你读给我听听，这是什么字母？”美嘉根本不屑一顾，让子乔自己读去。 关谷先念：“QQ。” 美嘉鄙视地说：“4万块钱的车！我这可是宝马745——BMW！干掉一辆QQ还不是分分钟的事啊！”子乔惊诧的表情，心里在骂这都能给你想得出来？ 美嘉兴高采烈地说：“地主输钱了，哈哈，关谷君，你真厉害，在你的带领下，我们农民又一次起义成功！”两人击掌相庆。 子乔懊丧地说：“他把我的房租也赢走了。”心在滴血。美嘉拍了子乔一下，子乔立刻满脸堆笑，像傻子一样拍手，“真厉害，真厉害！关谷。” 关谷一扫心中的阴霾，精神百倍地说：“别再叫我关谷，从今天起，请叫我——周润发。”关谷的脑海中正在构建一幅朦朦胧胧的画面：昏暗的酒吧响起《赌神》的标志性音乐，关谷摆出周润发的造型，梳着背头，穿着风衣，端坐在长椅上，美嘉则穿着兔女郎的衣服，站在身后帮他点雪茄。桌子对面，子乔戴着独眼龙的眼罩，脸上一条伤疤，然后一翻牌，立刻惊恐万分地趴在桌上吐白沫，气死了。 展博的公司里，两位男主角坐在那里准备开吃。无量点了一根蜡烛，许愿，吹灭，馨儿在一旁拍手。展博见了，也学着吹牛排。 无量挑衅地问：“你吹什么？” 展博得意地说：“牛排太烫了。吹一吹。” 无量做作地说：“亲爱的，这是你专程为我买的，我一定会全部吃光的。”于是开始吃蛋糕，一小口一小口，吃得很甜蜜。馨儿在一旁乐呵呵地拍手。 宛瑜越来越入戏：“展博，你也要吃光光哦。连骨头一起吃吧。”以前只是听展博抱怨，今天见到真人无量，的确让她很看不爽。 展博看着一脸盆的烤牛排，一咬牙，也开始吃。 无量边吃，还不忘煽风点火：“太好吃了，甜在嘴里。暖在心里。”馨儿帮他擦掉嘴边的奶油。 “实在是太美味了。想吃的心情停不了！”展博学着吴彦祖的口吻，也够气人的。 无量不断加码：“亲爱的，你也一起吃吧，因为——这个蛋糕是属于我们两个人的。”馨儿只好参与到吃蛋糕的行列。 展博也说：“宛瑜，你也一起吃吧。”其实他的潜台词是：“我一个人怎么吃得下！？” 宛瑜别说吃牛排，看着展博嘴上的油，早饭都要吐出来了。没法子，只好象征性地吃两口，主力还是得靠展博自己。他们的心里都在诅咒小贤，这个天煞的男人。 展博和无量偷瞄对方，开始越吃越快，越塞越多，一场“大胃王”的竞赛正在进行。 也不知过了多久，终于吃完了，四位男女主角觉得时间慢得像过了一整年。 无量和展博两眼上翻，肚皮挺起，食物残渣撒得到处都是。 宛瑜则从容吃下最后一口，保持淑女风度。 无量又恶狠狠地挑衅：“你们不上厕所啊。” 展博坚决地说：“不上。” “好极了。那我上。”无量打了一记恶心，馨儿扶他出去。 展博状况好一些，不过还在翻白眼。 等无量出去，宛瑜小声说：“你有没有注意到，无量刚才把巧克力部分的蛋糕都给馨儿吃了？” 展博想了想：“好像是的。不过馨儿不太爱吃。” 宛瑜深有同感：“如果无量真的和馨儿交往了5个月了，为什么会给她吃她不爱吃的巧克力呢。” 展博也开始怀疑：“我记得赵无量在体检的时候查出来是高血脂，显然这个馨儿不太了解这个情况，否则怎么会买那么油腻的鲜奶蛋糕？” “真相只有一个——”宛瑜声音更小，“你觉得他们是不是冒充的？” 展博看到馨儿正在办公桌旁等无量，突然跑上去问道：“嘿！馨儿。问你个问题——你更喜欢谁？恐龙特急克塞号还是宇宙英雄奥特曼？” 馨儿像看到外星人一样看着展博：“我也不知道。” 展博回过头来，非常严肃地对宛瑜说：“没错——她是冒充的。” 宛瑜捂着头倒下。
酒吧间，小贤奇怪地问：“美嘉，我刚刚看到子乔失魂落魄地出去了？怎么了？” 美嘉心知肚明又装疯卖傻：“不知道。可能又去做实验了吧？这个世界总需要有人失魂落魄的。哈。” 一菲依旧穿着那套妩媚的衣服走进来：“你们一定猜不到我刚才去展博公司表现得有多震憾！”她显然是急不可待地从展博公司直接来到酒吧炫耀，衣服都没换。 小贤迷惑：“你去干吗？抢戏啊！今天不是说好了，宛瑜是主角吗？” 一菲自有道理：“主角也需要一个情敌啊！我那记耳光绝对是柔中带刚，刚中带恨，恨中有情，情意绵绵，表现出了后现代女性对这个冷酷世界的强烈控诉。” 小贤奚落道：“行了，你歇歇吧。要不要给你颁一个奥斯卡最佳打耳光奖？” 一菲的信心打不垮：“我告诉你，我不是得不得奥斯卡的问题，啊~是得几个的问题！” 关谷走了进来，赌神的打扮，大背头，周润发的领结。简直跟他脑海中构筑的画面一模一样。 “名纳桑！（日语：各位）”还是日本赌神。 一菲以为来了志同道合者：“哟！今天真的奥斯卡颁奖啊。关谷，你演什么？赌神吗？” 关谷一本正经地说：“你错了，什么叫演赌神？我就是赌神。” 一菲自愧不如，还有比自己更臭屁的：“美嘉，他最近不是心情不太好吗？” 美嘉吞吞吐吐地说：“恩~郁闷呼叫转移了。呵呵。”强打精神。 小贤开玩笑：“今天什么日子，一个个都吃错药了。你要是赌神，我就是赌~圣。” “噢？这位赌~圣！看来你要找我切磋一下。”关谷当真了。 “好啊。色子还是牌九。”小贤不甘示弱。 “斗地主！”关谷脱口而出。 美嘉表情呆住。 一菲打趣地说：“关谷，看不出来你还会斗地主啊？” 关谷自信满满：“哼哼，我刚才发现自己原来有超能力。” 小贤和一菲面面相觑。 “超能力？”小贤问。 “不是，他开玩笑的。”美嘉在一旁插科打诨。 关谷却清清楚楚地申明：“我发现自己打牌，不管怎么打都能赢，你们说这算不算一种超能力？” 小贤惊诧地说：“每把都赢？” 关谷严肃地点点头：“每把都赢！” 美嘉连忙阻止：“关谷！这是酒吧，又不是棋牌室，我们回去，我陪你玩。” 小贤气不过：“慢着！除了山本五十六我还没见过口气这么大的日本人。” “……三百五十六是什么？杀手编号？”美嘉还想转移注意力。 关谷争锋相对：“你确定要跟我打？好！那老夫就陪你走上一圈。” “他说说的啦。关谷，我们走，再说这里又没有牌。”美嘉说着就拉关谷回家。 “谁说没有！”小贤说着掏出一副牌。 小贤和关谷两人用眼神相互挑衅，美嘉单手捂住脸，不忍心看下去。 小贤开始洗牌…… 展博这头还在思考：“这就是赵无量一贯的风格，他是故意针对我，演戏给我看，让我难堪的。” 宛瑜也同意这个观点：“看来奚落你才是他要的'生日礼物'。不过你放心，他没那么容易得逞，因为，我是一个律师。”挺起胸膛。 展博惊诧地说：“你什么时候变成律师的？” 宛瑜微怒：“不是你说我是律师的吗？天网恢恢，疏而不漏，没有一个罪犯可以逃脱我的法眼。看我来完成这华丽的逆转！” 展博瞪大了眼睛。 宛瑜分配任务：“你到厕所去，拖住赵无量，我们各个击破。” 宛瑜走到馨儿面前，温和地打招呼。 “馨儿！你和赵无量是怎么认识的？” “噢，是这样的。”然后馨儿准备一下，显然是在背稿子。“那五个月前的一个台风的晚上，我正在无量公司楼下的71路车站等车，然后和我一起等车的还有他的老板和一个风烛残年的老太太。无量开车路过车站，看到了我们，于是很主动地把车让给了他的老板，让老板送老太太回家，然后自己和我在车站等车，于是就这样，我们认识了。” “哇哦！”即使是背的，也让宛瑜感到不容易。 馨儿继续回忆：“可能我们错了过了末班车的关系吧，就这样我们俩在车站聊到了天亮。他一直很照顾我，还给我披上了他的外套，我很感动。因为这场大雨做媒，我们就相爱了。” “~~好浪漫啊！”宛瑜做出陶醉状，突然严肃起来，“我有几个问题。第一，你说他的老板也等71路公交车？既然是老板为什么会坐公交车？” 馨儿想了想，回答：“嗯，是这样的，无量说，他老板是从香港派过来的。在这里还没有买车，只能坐公共交通，不过他会开。”看来，这套应答也是准备好的。 宛瑜继续施加压力：“第二个问题，请问为什么你们两个一直等车到天亮？当中就没有其他的交通工具了吗？” 馨儿开始支支唔唔：“是啊。没有。可能是台风的关系吧。马路上都没有车了。而且雨很大，又下了一夜。我们只好……” 宛瑜给予引导：“那个71路车站属于繁华地段，晚上要是一辆车子都没有，恐怕有点难以置信吧？哦，除非雨真的很大。排水系统已经失效，路面有积水时才有可能这样？” 馨儿上了套儿：“对！是积水了。所以没车。” 宛瑜目的达到，发起猛攻：“非常好！那请问，赵无量的车子是怎么开过来的？他是开船的吗？” 馨儿一下傻了眼：“这个……” 宛瑜再添一把火：“据我对于那个71路公交车站的了解，它位于一个低洼路段。如果马路积水的话，那么车站的积水最起码到这里，”轻拍馨儿的脑袋，“难道你们是站在水里聊天的吗？他也是在水里替你披上外套的吗？” 馨儿终于哑口无言。 酒吧里，三人开始打牌，美嘉在关谷身旁担心地看着。 “嘿嘿，我这副牌又很好，美嘉，你说是不是？”关谷将一把垃圾牌递给美嘉看。 美嘉敷衍道：“还行还行。” “一对八。”小贤打出。 “一对十。”一菲压上。 关谷笑里藏刀：“嘿嘿……”美嘉看着关谷摸索着手里的牌，心惊胆颤。“一对Q。”美嘉见关谷没出怪牌，舒一口气。 “不要。”小贤摆手。 “啊？这都不要。”关谷小声对美嘉说，“哈哈，他连着宝马745都没有。真是个穷鬼。”关谷窃笑。 小贤对关谷的嚣张态度很不满意：“你们在说什么呢？” “没什么！关谷说你的牌打得好。”美嘉安抚一下小贤的情绪。 一菲重重甩出：“四个三。” 小贤幸灾乐祸：“哟！炸弹啊！” 关谷捏着手上的119，美嘉赶紧按住它，小声对关谷说：“别！留着，求你了，留着！等到911的时候再用。”关谷心领神会地放回去，笑得那叫一个灿烂。美嘉转向另一边，故作没事。 小贤和一菲奇怪地看着他们。 洗手间门口，展博在和无量说话，以便为宛瑜争取时间。 无量关切地问：“馨儿呢？” 展博故作轻松：“宛瑜在和她……聊天。” 无量有点不自在：“他们在说些什么呀？” “女人嘛！总有女人的话题。话说回来，你这么胖，吃奶油蛋糕不要紧吧？”展博把话题放到无量身上。 无量不以为然地说：“我不知道你注意到了没有。我最近有参加一个健身俱乐部。而且我现在已经有了明显的腹肌。”赵无量突然抖动自己的肚子，很大，圆圆的。 展博心说：“看得出，一整块的腹肌。” 办公区，宛瑜继续在审问馨儿。 “我记不太清楚了，也可能当时雨没有那么大。”馨儿的第二阶段反应出现——自相矛盾。 宛瑜趁热打铁：“香港汽车的驾驶座是右侧，内地汽车的驾驶座是左侧。如果无量的老板是从香港派来的，那么他的香港驾照在这里是无效的，没有驾照还开车送老人回家，是违法行为。要么事实不是这样的，要么赵无量和他的老板就会因为无照行车被判处15天以下刑事拘留。” 事情的严重程度超出了馨儿的想像：“不……不……” 宛瑜整理思路：“我们再回到你们错过了末班车的问题。既然你们错过了，就说明你在车站期间，末班车一直没有来，否则你早就上去了。”职业式地停顿，“如果我有说错，请随时打断并纠正。”接着说，“那么说明你到车站的时候就已经超过了11点。对不对，请正面回答。” 馨儿惊恐地说：“是……是的。我搞错了时间。” “那请问，如果你一个人搞错了时间也就罢了。那为什么赵无量的老板和那个所谓风烛残年的老太太你们三个人同时都搞错了时间，并且在那里傻等？你能不能给我一个合理的解释？” 在宛瑜的强大压力下，馨儿的表情显示她的防线——崩溃了。 宛瑜抓住时机，做出最终的判断：“真相只有一个——有~人~在~撒~谎。” 宛瑜拉着馨儿走到展博和无量面前。 “两位，馨儿有话要说。” 馨儿把50块钱塞给无量：“50块钱还给你，我不想再装了，我只想回家。”说着揉着眼睛，就要哭出来。 无量强装镇定：“你什么意思？” 宛瑜宣判：“游戏结束了。我们已经知道了，馨儿不是你的女朋友。” 馨儿哭嚷道：“我不叫馨儿。我叫做小月。”说着摔门而出。 无量捂住脸，如果有个洞，他真想把洞拿出来，把自己套进去。 展博严厉地指责：“无量。你为什么要说谎？” 无量心中无奈与愤恨交织：“至少我可以打败你一次，ok？！” “我不明白你在说什么？”展博惊讶地问。 无量瘫坐下来，喃喃地说：“好啦！你是海归硕士，我是自学成才。你被客户指名做了主程序员，我只能设计辅助程序。你住在那么漂亮的爱情公寓，楼上楼下都是美女。我却住在家里，和我的外婆合用一个卫生间。我从来没有赢过。” “……你真的是这么想的吗？”展博笑着，语气变得温和。 无量点头做无奈状。 展博揭开谜底：“好吧！我也跟你坦白，宛瑜不是真的。” 无量看着宛瑜良久。“她是人造人？”无量刚想上去捏她的脸，被无情地推开。 展博意味深长地说：“我的意思是——她不是我真正的女朋友。是我让她假扮我的女朋友来向你示威。因为——我觉得，是我从来没有赢过你！” “……你真的是真么想的吗？”无量露出善意的笑容。 展博点点头：“是的，我想今天这件事情给我们两个都上了一课。” “你说得没错。”无量的回答标志着两人冰释前嫌，相互理解的良好开端。 It's been a long time. 无量突然说：“我先学会的。” 展博抢着说：“我先学会的。” 无量不让半步：“我领悟地更加透彻。” 展博据理力争：“显然我领悟地更加透彻。” “其实我早就知道了。” “我才是早就知道了。” 宛瑜赶紧圆场：“……好了，好了。你们都适可而止，适可而止！” “……一个三。”小贤说。 一菲压上：“一个五。” 关谷兴奋地叫道：“吃！” 两人一惊，同时问：“吃什么？” “这张牌我吃了。”关谷从桌上拿起牌。 “啊？”小贤难以置信。 “你们看我手里这几张牌。”关谷说着将手里的几张牌摊在桌上。 一菲一张一张点：“两个A一个2一个8，怎么了？” 关谷满意地说：“对啊，有了你这张五，就凑成了12581啊。” 两人又同时惊叫：“12581？” “哈哈，怕了吧。12581，一按我帮你！”关谷自说自画。 一菲还在纳闷儿：“帮你什么？” “我有一次自摸的机会啊！”关谷接着转过头，对美嘉小声说，“怎么样，我打的对吧？” “呵呵，我去给你们要几杯咖啡吧。”说着美嘉赶紧跑开。 “自摸？”小贤十分迷惑。 关谷干脆用行动来表明：“来来来，你们两个每人交一张牌给我。” 小贤捂住牌：“喂！你干吗？！” 关谷抽了小贤一张牌，小贤和他抢，几个来回，还是被关谷拿到了。“哈哈！一张十！你们看！”关谷打出一张A和一张十。 一菲完全不相信自己的眼睛：“这次又是什么？” 关谷乐呵呵地说：“一张十一张A，10月1号，什么日子？” “国庆啊！”一菲当然不知道这牌和国庆有什么关系。 关谷兴奋地大声说：“对啦！放假七天，所以我可以逃七张牌。” 小贤终于醒悟：“冬眠卡？”他想起了游戏中的特殊功能卡片。 关谷赞许道：“曾老师真聪明，其实效果差不多的啦。” 小贤彻底给绕进去了：“那你为什么能出牌？”印象中的冬眠卡没这个功能。 “我是日本人啊，日本人国庆不是这一天。所以不休息要继续工作。所以我可以出牌你们不可以出啊。”说着关谷随便撒掉7张牌。“来来来，一菲，我还没抽你的牌呢。”又向一菲伸出魔爪。