Chapter 4 Chapter Four Merry Retribution
On the sofa seat in the bar, Yifei was playing with the newly bought iPad with great interest, and Wanyu walked over happily, dressed in business attire.
Yifei greeted her with a smile: "Wanyu, how was the interview?"
Wan Yu replied with a grin, "Well, it went well."
Zhanbo's concern was written all over his face: "Does the examiner like you? How is his attitude towards you?"
Wan Yu sat down next to Yifei: "I can't say clearly, but they seem to be shocked by me, and they can't even close their mouths." As she spoke, she also felt very confident.
Yifei praised: "I knew it, beauty is invincible. How did you do it?"
Wan Yu said vividly: "They asked me what my ideal is, and I said, I want to own a small house." She held out a finger.
Zhanbo was stunned for a long time, and could only laugh along with him: "...Wow, what a shocking ideal!"
Wan Yu mysteriously explained: "Probably my house is different from others. My ideal house - the roof is marzipan, the chimney is roast pork rolls, the bed is honey red date cake, and the pillows are all It’s crystal shrimp dumplings;” Yifei took off the earphones and listened carefully, “Raisins fall when it rains, lollipops fall when it snows, soup dumplings filled with steamed dumplings can be seen everywhere outside the house, and preserved eggs and lean meat flow in the river. Porridge—the flying ones swimming in the river are all cooked, I hum them and they automatically line up and jump into my mouth... The clouds in the sky are cotton candy, and the stones on the ground are braised pork..." Yifei and Following Wan Yu's description, Wan Yu seemed to have opened up a fantasy paradise, and couldn't close her mouth anymore.
Guan Gu walked out of his room dejectedly, and met Mika who was busy in the kitchen area, without looking up, went straight to the refrigerator to get a drink.
Meijia took the initiative to talk: "Guan Gu, when will we start painting again?"
Guan Gu replied weakly: "I don't know either. I'm in a bad state recently. It's been 6 days, and I can only draw a little..."
"One episode?" Mika asked.
Guan Gu shook his head and gulped down his drink.
"One page?" Mika frowned.
"A cat's head." Guan Gu looked at his outstretched finger shyly.
Meijia took a step back, a little in disbelief: "You only drew one cat head in 6 days? How could this be?"
Meijia's questioning made Guan Gu even more frustrated: "I can't find the feeling of painting anymore."
Meijia knew her influence, so she quickly adjusted her tone: "When you encounter bottlenecks, relax first, how about I accompany you out for a walk?"
"No need, when I'm upset, I just need to go to the supermarket." Guan Gu said lightly.
Meijia would not let go of any opportunity to help Guan Gu: "I'll help you buy whatever you want..."
Guan Gu didn't want to say: "No need, I'm actually going...to have fun!" He opened his hands and made a sexual gesture of pinching something.
Meijia was shocked and covered her mouth: "Guan Gu! This is very perverted. Do you know that this is hooliganism?"
Guan Gu quickly explained: "No, no, you misunderstood, I'm going to knead—instant noodles."
Meijia was puzzled: "Knead instant noodles?"
Guan Gu repeated the gesture: "Yes, yes, pinch instant noodles."
Meijia felt relieved: "Oh, but this is still very perverted!" Thinking about it made her feel sick.
Guan Gu had no choice but to explain to Mika slowly: "Once my comic was rejected, I was very unhappy. I accidentally crushed a pack of instant noodles in a convenience store, and the card was wiped..." Guan Gu's The expression looked very cool, "Suddenly I felt very comfortable in my heart." Guan Gu was relieved, and poor Mijia had a conflicted expression that felt unreasonable and had to be understood by herself, "Then I picked up another bottle of Coke and opened the bottle cap. , 呲~~" Looking more and more cool, Mika began to suffer, "Suddenly, I had an inspiration all of a sudden, and I rushed back to draw. Since then, whenever I encounter difficulties in creation, I will go to Convenience stores pinch instant noodles or open Coke. After my research, different brands of instant noodles make different crushing sounds. The sound of Yiding being crushed before leaving the store is kachachachacha, and the sound of uniform instant noodles being crushed is croaking. La la. But after I came to China, I found out that the best voice is Master Kong’s, and his voice is... sloppy.”
Meijia asked strangely: "You, you didn't buy it?"
Guan Gu also plausibly said: "Of course, I don't like to eat instant noodles, and I squeeze a big box, what a waste to buy back!"
Meijia said helplessly: "You are really hurting others and benefiting yourself...Guan Gu, listen to me, it is not recommended to make instant noodles from the supermarket. Are there other things that can inspire you?"
"I don't have any other hobbies..." Guan Gu suddenly remembered, "Oh, occasionally I also make biscuits and potato chips!"
Meijia clapped her hands together and said, "Yes! Yesterday, Xiaohei next door brought me a big wild crucian carp from Dianshan Lake! I'll make you a pot of crucian carp soup, it's the most nourishing. You'll be inspired after eating it." , but you have to promise me that you won't knead instant noodles again."
Guan Gu said embarrassingly: "Okay. Thank you so much, Mika."
"You're welcome, who asked me to be your assistant!" Mika turned around and shouted loudly, "Put the orange down for me."
Guan Gu was pinching an orange with a shrunken expression, and ten paw prints were irretrievably left on the orange.
It was another night, Wanyu, Yifei and Zhanbo were still gathering at the bar, Wanyu was typing on a laptop, and Yifei leaned over to watch.
"Astrology test again!" Yifei sat down at the bar.
"No, I'm submitting my resume." Wan Yu continued typing on the keyboard.
"This is obviously a problem." Yifei said seriously.
Wan Yu tapped the keyboard like a ditty: "This is called a personality test. I have submitted my resume to many companies, and I have to do a set of test questions before the interview."
Zhanboka found a chair between Wanyu and Yifei and sat down: "This is very popular in foreign companies. It claims to be able to test your inner character to see if it meets the job requirements."
The feeling of being outdated made Yifei feel disappointed: "Foreigners are really troublesome. Is there a relationship between personality and position?"
Zhan Bo plausibly said: "Of course there is! Now everyone is looking for a job. There are too many fakes. Educational qualifications can be faked, certificates can be faked, but personality can't be faked."
Wan Yu said with a sad face, "But these questions are so strange."
Finally being able to perform in front of Wan Yu, Zhan Bo said clearly: "Normal! This is all from a psychologist. It might seem strange at first glance, but it can reflect your outlook on life and values. You are very knowledgeable. "
I don't know if Wan Yu listened to it, but she pointed to the computer screen: "Look at this question, tell me what mosquitoes and tigers have in common."
Zhanbo pondered for a moment: "Uh...it depends on your way of thinking, whether it is abstract or concrete."
Wan Yu then asked: "What about this question? If your father and Jay Chou fight, who do you help? A helps your father, B helps Jay Chou, C watches them fight, and D calls the TV station."
Zhanbo leaned over to look at the screen, he really wanted to find out the person who made the question, and then - let Yifei beat him up: "This means - the boss of their human resources department is a fan of Jay Chou. And dad was beaten Pass."
Wan Yu pouted: "Did you ever encounter such perverted questions when you were looking for a job?"
This time it was the right person to ask, Zhanbo said: "Yes! I still remember a question. If you only have two pairs of underwear - one is dirty and unwashed, and the other is not dry after washing! Which pair do you choose to wear? ?”
Seeing an opportunity, Yifei interjected, "Is this a topic that reflects your values?"
"It's so disgusting, I despise you no matter what you wear." Wan Yu took a look at Zhanbo.
But Zhanbo was very proud: "Hmph, I didn't choose both, I won't wear them anymore. It's cooler!"
"Hmph," Wan Yu smiled hypocritically, and then said seriously, "I despise you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian walked in suddenly, breaking the awkward atmosphere.He was well dressed, with a handsome and fashionable suit and a bright yellow tie.
Xiaoxian put his arms behind Zhanbo and Wanyu: "Everyone, take a look, how do I look today?"
Wan Yu smiled: "It's very handsome."
Zhanbo was surprised and envious: "Wow!"
Yifei made a comment: "Not bad, it looks like a person!" In exchange for Xiaoxian's glare.
The smile on Xiaoxian's face came back in a moment: "This may be a turning point that changed my life!" With his hand, he made a movement of changing direction in front of everyone's eyes.
Zhanbo said with longing, "Mr. Zeng, are you going to the interview too?"
Xiaoxian said mysteriously: "Almost. I heard from the gossip that the TV station is looking for a host for a new column. I also heard from the gossip that the producer of their column is called Lisa Rong. Think about it, I finally have the opportunity to step into the TV industry! This is not just a change of career, but a breakthrough, a take-off, and a critical moment for me to sharpen my sword in ten years."
"Wait, wait," Yifei interrupted, "Your logic is jumping a bit. You can change your career to be a TV host after hearing these few words from the gossip."
Xiaoxian boasted: "Of course not enough. According to the latest gossip, Lisa Rong will come to our radio station tomorrow afternoon to find a host. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. She may be the person who will change my life."
Everyone was silent, only Wan Yu's strange idea popped up again: "Mr. Zeng, I have a question for you. If your father and Lisa Rong fight, who will you help?"
Xiaoxian fell into silence with everyone.
The waiting time always passed very slowly. Xiaoxian, in a neat suit and of course that bright yellow tie, walked anxiously through the corridor of the radio station, sticking his head out at the corner. Lisa was coming out of the live broadcast room, standing at the end of the corridor talking to someone.
Xiaoxian said to himself: "Lisa, where is Lisa Banyan! Calm down, calm down." He walked over with his head down and bumped into Lisa.
"I'm sorry..." Xiaoxian raised his head and immediately put on a surprised expression, "Hi, Lisa!"
Unexpectedly, Lisa showed a more surprised and even excited expression: "It's you? Zeng Xiaoxian?"
"You know me?" Xiaoxian squinted his eyes and assumed a condescending posture.
Lisa's excitement was a sign of an explosion: "The neighbor of my classmate's eldest cousin and your brother-in-law's cousin are in-laws."
Xiaoxian consciously added a little gentlemanly demeanor: "Really! What a coincidence. Oh, I'm sorry, I walked too carelessly."
Lisa clasped her hands together and made a pious look: "Where is it, I'm glad you bumped into me. We have a new TV show on our station, and we are in need of a handsome and handsome host. Can you help me?" Me?" Lisa looked Xiaoxian carefully from top to bottom, almost drooling.
Xiaoxian held his chin with one hand: "Okay, I'm very honored, but I may not be free, I'll go back and check the schedule."
Lisa grabbed Xiaoxian's arm and shook it while talking: "No, it's up to you, our ratings depend on you. Promise me, promise me!"
Xiaoxian was swaying narcissistically by himself, and the female staff passing by looked at him in surprise, and made a detour.It turned out that everything was Xiaoxian's imagination.Xiaoxian woke up with a start, he took a deep breath, shook his head, turned around, and bumped into Lisa who was walking around the corner. Lisa glanced at Xiaoxian and was about to leave.Fantasies will soon become reality, Xiaoxian would not miss it.
Xiaoxian quickly stopped Lisa's footsteps: "Hi, Lisa!"
Lisa was not interested in this old way of striking up a conversation: "Huh? What's the matter?"
"Maybe you don't know me very well. Let me introduce myself first. My name is Zeng Xiaoxian," Xiaoxian nervously changed the dialogue between men and women in his fantasy. relatives by marriage."
Lisa's voice was contemptuous: "Zeng Xiaoxian? Are you the host?"
This little reaction was enough to make the anticipating Xiaoxian ecstatic, completely ignoring the sarcasm in his tone.Xiaoxian even blew the trumpet in his heart, jumping and reveling: "Yes! Yes! She knows me! I knew it! I have hope!"
Xiaoxian's eyes were full of gratitude: "I didn't expect that, you have listened to my show?"
"Hehe, more than that, we used to be colleagues. I used to do a program called "Crystal Love" on the radio." Lisa reminded.
Xiaoxian deliberately approached: "Oh! So you did it? I really like listening to it. I listen to it every episode. Your hosting is so unique!"
On the contrary, Xiaoxian's appearance was already disgusting to Lisa: "Thank you. Maybe you should go to the hospital. The host of our show is an old man, and I'm just the producer."
Regardless of the embarrassment, Xiaoxian had no choice but to make a fool of himself in order to change his life: "Oh, really? I may have made a mistake. But since we have worked together in the radio station, it means that we are still destined."
"It's more than just fate. It's simply origin! At that time, the audience rating of my program was not very good. Seeing that the general evaluation at the end of the year was coming, I thought I would definitely be at the bottom, so I even wrote the resignation report. But... Thankfully, you saved me." There was gratitude in Lisa's words.
Xiaoxian was puzzled: "Me? Why don't I remember? I helped you find the leader?"
Lisa ruthlessly gave the answer: "The last thing I saw in the general rating list is that your program's audience rating is below mine. You are the last one."
Xiaoxian's smile suddenly froze, and he had no choice but to smile flatteringly.
At this moment, in the love apartment, Guan Gu is doing a quiz, and there are many wine bottle labels on the table.Meijia walked over with a large bag of clothes, and became curious about Guan Gu's actions.
Meijia asked, "Guan Gu, what are you doing?"
"There is a prize quiz. Tsingtao Brewery is running a promotional event. Behind the label of each bottle of beer is a question about world travel. If I collect 30 labels and answer all the questions correctly, I can draw their grand prize "Guan Gu raised his head, showing an excited expression.
Meijia began to wonder: "Where did you get so many labels?"
"I went to the supermarket just now, and when I passed the beer shelf, they fell off by themselves inexplicably." Guan Gu's answer verified Meijia's suspicion.
Meijia seemed to be facing a child, so she had no choice but to gently accuse: "Guan Gu, have you done something bad again?"
Guan Gu embarrassedly promised: "Hehe. I, I promise this is the last time. In fact, my purpose is not to label, but to travel. I suddenly thought that travel can inspire me."
Meijia's curiosity shifted to travel: "What travel?"
Guan Gu replied passionately: "The grand prize for answering all the questions correctly is tourism! ——European independent travel for two." It was like advertising beer.
Meijia's mood changed suddenly, and she said excitedly: "Really! It's so romantic, can I go with you? Why don't I help you tear off more labels..." Turning around, she was about to go out.
Guan Gu kept her: "Later, I found out that even with so many labels, it's useless. These questions are too difficult. I can't answer the first question. Why is Cambodia called Cambodia?"
Meijia thought she was answering a brain teaser: "Cambodia? Oh! I know, it must be that their village owners are usually very frugal and live a very simple life, so they are called Jianpu Village."
Just as Guan Gu wanted to write down the answer, he immediately dropped the pen: "What! Cambodia is a country."
It was only then that Meijia came to her senses: "Really! Why don't you go to Baidu and Google?" It seemed to be a truth that all human beings should know.
Guan Gu analyzed Mika from another angle: "The IQ of their questioners is a little higher than ours. If these answers are so easy to google, wouldn't everyone be rewarded? It seems that I need to work harder."
Meijia was also unambiguous, and she didn’t make some contributions, so there’s no way to travel: “Okay! Mr. Guan Gu, I’ll make fish soup, you do it slowly, I support you, I’ve already seen that Hawaii is beckoning to us.”
Guan Gu wondered: "Hawaii, maybe it's in Oceania."
Meijia went to the kitchen, lifted the lid of the pot, and suddenly shouted, "Ah! Where's my fish!"
Guan Gu cast a concerned look at Meijia: "What's wrong?"
Meijia was so anxious that she was about to cry: "My fish is gone."
At this time, Ziqiao walked in from the room with a toothpick in her mouth, which immediately aroused Meijia's suspicion.
Meijia shouted: "Lu Ziqiao, where is the fish I put here?"
Zi pretended to be crazy and foolish: "Is that a fish? I thought it was a monster. It's such a big one."
Mika developed infinite sympathy for her fish: "What did you do to it?"
"No~~ what?" Zi Qiao slapped her.
Meijia immediately guessed what was going on: "Okay! You give me back the fish. I'm trying to make up Guan Gu's brains." She said and pushed Ziqiao hard.
Zi Qiao got cheap and acted obediently: "Isn't it just a fish!"
Meijia was furious: "Speak lightly. If you are capable, you will become a fish, and I will cook you right now."
Guan Gu reconciled from it: "It doesn't matter, I don't have that much attention."
Zi Qiao went down the donkey: "Look, Guan Gu has already said it."
Meijia is not so easy to deal with. Zi Qiao's bad behavior must be dealt with seriously: "No! Guan Gu is doing a great cause. So this is not just a fish, it is related to Guan Gu's wisdom and me European trip."
Ziqiao wondered how a fish involved so much: "What?" He was about to leave, but was grabbed by Meijia.
Meijia didn't even bother to explain to him: "You give me back the fish."
Seeing that she couldn't take it off, Ziqiao yelled, "At worst, I'll help you go to the vegetable market and buy another one."
Meijia crossed her waist and quarreled even more fiercely: "Can I buy it from the vegetable market? This is brought back from Dianshan Lake by Xiaohei next door. It is wild. Can the vegetable market be compared? Why don't you say help me catch one?" Huh?" Spitting stars sprayed all over the living room.
"Forget it, don't embarrass Ziqiao!" Meijia blamed Ziqiao for herself, and Guan Gu felt a little bit sorry.
Unexpectedly, Guan Gu's connivance made Meijia feel that she couldn't treat Ziqiao lightly: "It's quite difficult for him. He knows how to catch girls, but fishing? He doesn't even know how to use a fishing rod."
"Hey! Who said I can't!" Zi Qiao couldn't hold back, "I often do these leisure activities."
Meijia was delighted that Ziqiao was much easier to take the bait than fish: "Really? Master Lu. If you have the ability, you can catch one for me."
Ziqiao waved his hand: "I often catch this kind of fish. Isn't it Dianshan Lake! What should I do if I catch it?"
"I bought them all when I caught them. It costs 100 yuan a catty." Meijia raised her stake.
"Don't go back on your word, you mean what you say." Zi Qiao's eyes lit up.
The two each "hummed" and left the battlefield.
The flames of war here have just been extinguished, and the battle in the corridor of the radio station over there is still going on quietly. Lisa recalled with difficulty: "What was the name of your show—oh, yes. My moon and your heart." Xiaoxian said softly, "Well...correct me, it's your moon and my heart." He pointed to Lisa. "That's right! That's right. It's my moon and your heart." Lisa pointed to Xiaoxian. Xiaoxian still wanted to refute: "It's your moon and mine...well, just leave him alone." But he gave up. Lisa sarcastically mercilessly: "I listened to your program later, which gave me a lot of inspiration. Be good. It's really not easy to make such a useless program. I became a producer later, and I have always Use this show as a negative teaching material for training hosts." Xiaoxian's eyes were burning with fire, and he swore to himself: "Fortunately, you are a producer, and there are no windows around here, otherwise I will definitely throw you down from upstairs!" Still flattering: "Ha ha, I didn't expect you to be a gold medal producer now. It's amazing." Lisa is like a wall made of ice, freezing all Xiaoxian's flattery, and then throwing it back: "I'm so proud of you, you are also very good. I didn't expect you to be on the radio station. I don't often see you in the building." , thought you were transferred to midnight?" Xiao Xian was stepped on sore feet and admitted embarrassingly: "It is true that my show has been temporarily transferred to midnight." Lisa is still relentless, as if she has some deep hatred with Xiaoxian: "So it's no wonder I can't meet you, normal people don't come to the radio station in the middle of the night." Xiaoxian's expression was contorted because of anger. "Is there anything I said wrong?" Xiaoxian put aside the dark clouds and said with a smile: "No, no, how could it be. Well, I heard that the TV station will launch a new TV program recently, which is about youth education. Are you recruiting people?" "You're pretty well informed." Lisa didn't miss a chance to scold the other party, "But we're not hiring field workers anymore." Xiaoxian suppressed his anger: "No... no, I mean your host hasn't been decided yet, right?" "Yeah..." Lisa looked at Xiaoxian pretending to be surprised, "Well...you don't want to..." Xiaoxian nodded and pointed to himself. Lisa couldn't help laughing, but couldn't make a sound, but this forced ridicule hurt Xiaoxian's self-esteem even more.Xiaoxian shouted deep in his heart: "This is not a ridicule! It's not a ridicule. It's just an inexplicable... excited, yes, excited—" But in the end, he still couldn't lie to himself, "Okay, I can see it, This is ridicule." So Xiaoxian simply laughed together with Lisa. Lisa felt that Xiaoxian's laughter was a bit harsh: "What are you laughing at?" Xiaoxian couldn't care less, and took out his hole card: "I don't know either. If you think it's funny, just laugh with you. Lisa, I want to ask you to give me a chance. Let me try the job of a TV host. You You can interview me, I will come to your office when it is convenient for you." Lisa spread her hands and put on airs: "You know...the competition is fierce this time." Xiaoxian expressed his opinion impassionedly: "Maybe my hardware is not the best, but I did do a lot of homework on this program, and my software must be the most suitable for your requirements." "It's not a software problem, you should change the monitor." Lisa fiddled with Zeng Xiaoxian's face. Xiaoxian blocked Lisa's way, begging for nothing: "Lisa, for the sake of my helping you, please help me once, you don't know how much I love TV work. Or I can treat you to dinner , we are having an interview while eating. Sichuan cuisine or Cantonese cuisine, the one downstairs in the TV station is good." "You're embarrassing me!" Lisa looked into Xiaoxian's eyes from a distance, as if there were many mountains between them. Xiaoxian was in a hurry: "Don't be embarrassed, the restaurant downstairs has Sichuan and Cantonese dishes. If you like, we can order them all." After finishing speaking, he couldn't help giggling. Lisa did feel very embarrassed, but what she was embarrassed about was not the result but the process. She thought to herself: "Interview him, it's a waste of my time, don't interview him, in case he stalks me, it will waste my time." More time. Alas! I have to say: the most humble man is invincible!" Lisa gave Xiaoxian an unexpected suggestion: "There is no need to eat. How about we go to your house." "Ah?" Xiaoxian shielded his chest with both arms, showing a frightened look in his eyes. "Don't get me wrong," Lisa's explanation was even more hurtful, "I just don't want to be in a restaurant. If someone sees it, they will think that we are doing some business, which will affect badly. Go to your house, let's talk freely. " "Okay. It's a great honor. It's a deal," Xiaoxian danced and wanted to shake Lisa's hand, but Lisa had already turned and walked away, "I'm looking forward to seeing you, see you soon." When Lisa walked away, Xiaoxian showed disdain.Isn't it just a producer, why is it necessary to be so pushy?Although this battle was lost in the process, it won the result. After all, Xiaoxian gained hope.After thinking about it, Xiaoxian strode away with his head held high.The bright yellow tie fluttered in the wind. Given the opportunity, Xiaoxian cleaned up at home with great enthusiasm, and carefully sprayed the Bilizhu on the computer monitor.Zi Qiao opened the door without asking and came in, carrying a fishing rod, carrying a bag, wearing slippers, and rolled up his trouser legs. His whole body was wet, as if it had been lifted out of the water, and the smell was very strong. Zi Qiao put a biscuit box on the coffee table: "Mr. Zeng, I will borrow your refrigerator for a while. What are you busy with?" "Clean the room, wow, why do you smell so bad?" Xiaoxian covered his nose. Zi Qiao replied cheerfully, "It was a little accident." "Did you go fishing? But, why do I feel that a fish caught you?" Xiao Xian made fun of Zi Qiao. Ziqiao said angrily: "I brought everything, fishing rod, bait, and hook. But I forgot to bring the bucket." "So~ how did you bring your fish back?" Zi Qiao took out a fish from his pocket, it was still alive.Zeng Xiaoxian was forced to take three steps back by the strong fishy smell: "After you let it go, hurry up, I have an appointment." Ziqiao became interested: "Dating? Did you date a beautiful woman? I want to participate too." Xiaoxian's face darkened: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is my immediate boss. She is a gold medal producer. Whether I can step into the TV circle depends on today." Zi Qiao got excited again: "Then I want to see if she is a beautiful woman. Don't worry, I will use all my abilities to help you get rid of her." Xiaoxian said impatiently: "Exercise? You'd better 'vaporize' the smell on your body first." Ziqiao suddenly took out a bigger fish from the other pocket and put it next to Xiaoxian's face: "I've been fishing all night, it's time for Meijia to take it." "Uh--you can smell so bad, the whole world should accept it." Xiaoxian said, picked up the air freshener and sprayed it in the room, and sprayed it on the fish. Ziqiao also smelled it: "Well, it smells a bit like charcoal-grilled octopus after mixing it like this." He said and walked towards the refrigerator. "Please, you'd better go back to your own room. I want to stay alone for a while." Xiaoxian issued the order to evict the guest. Zi Qiao still refused to give up: "I am the best at dealing with female bosses. I can let you kill her instantly from three levels, five angles, and eight tricks." "Instakill! If you mess up today, I will instakill you!" Xiaoxian pushed Ziqiao towards the door like chasing cockroaches. Zi Qiao broke free: "Oh! There is someone as handsome as me, it would be nice to help you support the scene!" Xiao Xian scanned Zi Qiao from head to toe: "What a good brother." He stuffed the fishing rod to Zi Qiao, pointed at the door, "Go out!" Ziqiao was unwilling to be pushed out by Xiaoxian: "Well, I'll take a shower first. I'll come back later." After Ziqiao left, Xiaoxian curiously saw a box on the coffee table next to it, which was a biscuit box. He took out a biscuit and put it in his mouth, thinking it tasted good.At this time, the door opened again, and Ziqiao rushed in, Xiaoxian quickly swallowed the remaining half of the biscuit into his mouth. "I forgot to take something," said Ziqiao, and went straight into the room, looking at the biscuit box in Xiaoxian's hand, "My bait!" "Huh?" Xiaoxian realized that what he ate just now turned out to be fishing bait. Zi Qiao showed off: "My homemade earthworm biscuits are very fresh. Otherwise, how could I catch such a big fish. I will come over in a while!" Saying this, she walked out of the room like holding a treasure in her hands. Xiaoxian hurriedly ran to the kitchen sink, eager to pick out what he had just eaten with his fingers, picked up the air freshener in a panic, and squirted it into his mouth, a pungent spicy smell went straight to his head. Wanyu, Yifei and Zhanbo came to the party bar again. Yifei crossed Erlang's legs and asked, "Wanyu, did the interview for the graphic model job go well?" Wan Yu answered irrelevantly: "It went very well. Now I have officially become an encyclopedia salesperson." Then, she put down a huge black suitcase. Zhan Bo looked at the suitcase, dumbfounded: "Is there any relationship between the two?" Wan Yu just said to herself, "I met Mr. Shi at the entrance of the advertising company." Only Zhanbo is Wan Yu's loyal listener: "Who is Teacher Shi?" Wan Yu's mouth was filled with a sweet smile: "He is the leader of the encyclopedia sales team, and he is promoting this set of books. He explained to me the significance of the encyclopedia to the progress of human civilization. I think it makes sense, so I joined the sales team and became a glorious sales lady." Zhanbo said pitifully: "How can you do this, salesmen are always rejected by people, you will not be able to bear it." "No one will reject me. Because I have this." Wan Yu proudly held up a white brochure with "Sales White Paper" printed on it. "What is this?" Yifei began to ask. "Sales white paper, you can't read?" Zhanbo pointed to the words on the manual and answered seriously, Yifei kicked him. Wan Yu said with great respect: "Ms. Shi wrote the white paper for sale. It explained how to sell a set of encyclopedias. He said that I just need to follow the instructions on it. I will definitely make a lot of money. At least I can support myself. Question." He said with a confident smile. Zhanbo expressed his worries: "But now people use search engines." "Books are the ladder of human progress. There are always functions that the Internet cannot replace. Do you know? If I sell a set of encyclopedias, I can get a commission of 300 yuan!" Wan Yu held up three fingers in the exhibition Bo flashed past. Yifei also put forward her own thoughts: "That's right, but it's all said 'if'." Wan Yu said unconvinced: "Come on! If you don't believe me, I'll show you." "I'll act as your potential customer." Zhanbo volunteered. Wan Yu stood up, "Tuk Tuk Tuk" knocked on her black suitcase to show her attention.Zhan Bo stood on tiptoe and looked out. Wan Yu was a little at a loss: "What are you doing?" Zhanbo looked around in the bar: "The security here is not good. I'm afraid there are bad people." Wan Yu knocked on him: "Don't make trouble, let me continue." So Zhanbo pretended to open the door. Wan Yu pretended to walk into the room: "Wow! What a beautiful and gorgeous living room sofa three-piece set." "What?" Zhan Bo looked down at the bar sofa under his buttocks. "This is what it says in the white paper. It will teach you step by step how to approach potential customers." Wan Yu held up the white paper again. Zhanbo suddenly realized: "Oh~~ this is it. Well, thank you for the compliment. Come in, please sit down!" Wan Yu sat down next to Zhanbo. Wan Yu started a good relationship, and started: "Thank you. Sir, would you like to buy an encyclopedia recently published by our company? This book is all-encompassing and contains five thousand years of knowledge and information from all over the world..." Zhan Bo hugged the black suitcase: "Okay, no problem. How much is it?" Yifei couldn't see it and said, "You are too fast." Zhanbo plausibly said: "I always liked to read encyclopedias. I had one when I was a child." He leaned into Yifei's ear and whispered, "What's more, Wanyu sold it to me. How could I refuse it!" Yifei He gave him a blank look. Wan Yu saw it, and said angrily: "Zhanbo, I won't get exercise like this." Zhanbo looked innocent: "But I really want to buy it." Yifei also admitted: "This is the truth." Wan Yu played the eldest lady's temper: "No! I have to find a real client and practice it. Who should I find?" Yifei pinched her fingers to help her plan: "You have to find someone who is both rich and smart. Other than Zhanbo." Zhanbo looked at Yifei sadly. At this time, Guan Gu came over: "Hello everyone (in Japanese), does anyone of you know why Cambodia is called Cambodia?" Yifei and Zhanbo glanced at each other and pointed to Guan Gu. Zhan Bo didn't understand both sides: "Are you making a sharp turn?" He even made a turning motion with his hand. "No, it's a quiz with a prize." It was really tiring for two rich and smart men to communicate. Yifei simply acted on his own, picked up the encyclopedia and searched: "By the way, this book may have the answer you want." Guan Gu is sorry to bother everyone: "I just asked casually. I searched on Google for a long time just now, and only found the tourist information of Mogao Grottoes." Yifei quickly found it: "Cambodia—jian Cambodia, I found it. English is Cambodia. The first connection between my country and the Kingdom of Cambodia began in the Qing Dynasty. An envoy named Dexing transliterated it and called it Cambodia." Wan Yu looked at Guan Gu proudly. Guan Gu said happily: "Great, this book is awesome! It would be great if I had one!" "Yes. It's very convenient." Wan Yu patronized Sha Le. "I have to go back to answer the questions quickly. Goodbye!" Guan Gu ran back like a wind. Only then did Wan Yu remember: "What did I just say?" Zhanbo helped her recall: "You said you need to contact a real customer." Wan Yu seemed to have sneezed after five hundred years: "Yes, if... Guan Gu! He already wants to buy it, and he will definitely become my first customer." Wan Yu rushed out of the door , her echo echoed in the bar: "Wait for my triumphant return!" "Hey! Wanyu—the book!" Yifei wanted to remind Wanyu that the book was left behind, but it was too late.Zhan Bo flipped through the book, enjoying himself.Yifei saw it in her eyes, and really didn't understand what there was to be happy about. Could it be that all unrequited men would be as stupid as Zhanbo? Dong dong dong, there was a knock on the door, and the exciting moment was coming, Zeng Xiaoxian hurried over to open the door. Lisa's professional and charming expression appeared at the door: "Hi, Xiaoxian." Xiaoxian's spirit was lifted: "Hi, Lisa. Please come in. What would you like to drink?" "Ice water is fine. Your house is beautiful! Do you live alone?" Lisa looked around. Xiaoxian took the opportunity to express: "With some friends. You know that we are hosts and need to collect material from time to time in life. So I chose iPartment. Love is the most beautiful language of human beings, and it is everywhere." Lisa听了就恶心：“一大把年纪了，你还一直保持一颗活力的心。原来是爱情公寓的缘故啊！”小贤紧跟其后，为Lisa拉出椅子，方便她坐下。 “其实我的年纪并没有你想得这样……”“老”字在小贤嘴里吐不出来。 Lisa继续说：“我觉得我们的节目的确需要一个成熟稳重一点的主持人。这样才能给与年轻人正确的导向。”把小贤玩得团团转。 小贤立马装出老成稳重的语气：“太对了。不知不觉我都这么老了！时光飞逝，岁月不饶人啊！” Lisa要速战速决：“ok，你已经了解过我们这档新节目的背景了吗？” 小贤的功课不是白做的：“非常彻底。这档新节目主要讲述青少年情感方面的案例，来正确地引导他们。现在的糟粕文化大量充斥年轻人的思想，未婚先孕，一夜情，乱搞男女关系，这一切都是资产阶级自由化造成的恶果。”小贤自顾自地站在家长的高度，批评青少年的问题，丝毫没有留心到Lisa不悦的神情。 再不把小贤的思绪拉回了，这谈话就没完没了了，Lisa切入核心内容：“我觉得这档节目应该更多的和主持人联系在一起，并且成为一个品牌，把主持人的名字和节目也联系起来，比如说……” “比如《小贤倾听》《小贤有约》《小贤有话说》《小贤看世界》……”小贤抢着跟自己联系起来。 Lisa觉得有必要再次提醒：“我记得我告诉过你，竞争上岗的主持人很多啊，我可能需要慎重考察。” 小贤硬往自己身上靠：“我有信心。” Lisa深吸一口气，忽然问道：“你刚才是不是吃过碳烤八爪鱼？” 小贤不知对方的用意：“嗯~这个……你要不要来点。” “不用了，”Lisa表现得避之不及，“我对水产过敏。我闻到鱼腥味就会有种莫名的冲动。”她忍不住又嗅了一口。 其实，对水产过敏分很多种，Lisa属于一种很罕见的过敏症状。就在她表现得避之不及时，心里却是另一番思绪：“确切地说是兴奋，我也不知道为什么从3岁开始，鱼腥味就会激发我的雌性荷尔蒙，然后……算了吧，今天还有很多正事要做，我可不想在这个白痴面前失态。” Lisa回到主题：“我们这档节目是今年的重点工程，所以会选拔一位以身作则，具有良好教育背景的主持人担当。” 小贤凑上前去：“你看过我的简历，我是交通大学毕业，拥有哲学和历史学双料硕士学位。” Lisa怀疑：“那你为什么之前还主持那么烂的节目。” 小贤停顿片刻：“……我这都是服从全局安排。”一脸苦大仇深。 Lisa被小贤的可爱表情逗乐了：“哈哈哈，开个玩笑啦，不会介意吧！” 小贤嘴里说：“不会，当然不会。”心说：“子乔的蚯蚓小饼干要是还在的话，我一定让她尝尝。” 谈话还在继续，Lisa对于小贤的死缠烂打显得办法不多，只好换种方式，暂时安抚一下。 “哈哈哈，你对于主持风格和话题的把握很有经验，而且你一点儿也不紧张。我觉得你会是一个不错的主持人。” 小贤谦虚地说：“过奖过奖，我也觉得我们很投缘。”他想入非非，急着把战果扩大。 Lisa打断：“失陪一下，我去一下洗手间。” “进门左拐！” Lisa起身离开，小贤偷偷掏出纸巾猛擦汗，突然传来尖叫。 “OH！” 小贤惊慌失措：“怎么了？” Lisa经过装饰架时，突然看到了子乔和小贤的合影，她一眼就认出了子乔——当然是另一个“子乔”。 Lisa捧着相框惊呼：“这是……小布？！你认识小布？” 小贤疑惑：“小布？谁啊？” Lisa拼命戳着照片中的子乔：“就是他！” “可是他叫吕……”小贤看见Lisa悲痛欲绝的表情，没弄清事情是否对自己有利，小贤不敢随意出手。 Lisa接着痛诉：“小布……我们曾经度过了一个非常美好的夜晚，第二天早上他答应我要打电话给我，结果我等了他三天三夜，可是他还是没打。” 两人异口同声：“王八蛋。”然后像偶遇知己般，相互对视。 小贤安慰道：“别生气了，也许可能他碰到了什么意外……” Lisa神情变得紧张：“比如说？” 小贤绞尽脑汁：“比如说他遇到了车祸，醒来之后就失忆了，医生告诉他，检查的时候顺便发现了他得了肝癌晚期。” 另一个房子里的子乔连打几个喷嚏，他抬起头奇怪地说：“感冒了？”没想到是旧情人找上了门。 Lisa警觉地问：“他是你朋友？” “没有！我根本不认识他。我一定确定以及肯定不认识他。”小贤可不想因为子乔的一段旧情，葬送了自己先前的努力。 Lisa不放过到手的希望：“那你怎么有他的照片？你看，这明明就是小布，这眼镜，这鼻子，这眉毛，他化成灰我都认识他。”甜蜜中带着苦涩。 小贤接着编：“那可能是几年前，街道举办的和看望癌症晚期病人的联谊会，这可是那次活动时候拍的照片。呵呵呵，我是街道下属公寓管理委员会办公室副主席，当然要参加了。” 不管可不可信，Lisa豁出去了：“哪间医院？带我去找他。” 小贤赶紧拦住这个失控的女人：“啊~都过去这么久了，要是他康复了，应该不住在医院了；要是他没有康复，肝癌晚期……就很难说了。”小贤故意暗示“小布”的惨淡结局，以此让她放弃。 “真的吗？小布~”Lisa掩面抽泣。小贤递过餐巾纸，Lisa擤鼻涕的音量惊人，小贤吓了一跳。 Lisa看着他，小贤立即转为悲痛状：“你节哀。” 忽然降临的希望又瞬间破灭，纵使强悍如Lisa，作为女人也会伤心欲绝：“对不起，也许我不该提这些的。这些都是我个人的问题，你不会跟别人说吧。”最后，还是以防万一。 小贤这就套上近乎了：“放心，领导，我这个人嘴巴最紧了。” 这时，门外传来子乔的敲门声：“曾老师，那个制片人来了没有，我来帮你撑场面了！”小贤闻言赶紧起身，冲向大门。大门刚刚打开，子乔的头还没进来，小贤立刻把门砰地关上。接着，转过身子，对着Lisa满脸堆笑。 “怎么了？你还约了别的客人？” “除了你，我哪还有别的客人。” “那门外是？” 子乔还在推门，小贤对着门外大喊：“我现在有很重要的事情，有多远走多远，千万别让我看见你。” 小贤微笑地指指门外：“收电费的。” “哦。”Lisa表示理解。 门外的子乔还在喋喋不休：“你们里面没事吧？是我，小贤！” Lisa忽然警觉：“这声音怎么这么熟悉。” “啊啊啊啊~~~”小贤怕子乔被Lisa认出来，妄图用啊的声音盖过子乔的声音，接着对门外喊，“啊啊啊啊——阿弥陀佛，施主你去别家吧！求你了。” Lisa这时才回过神来：“你拖欠电费？” "No." Lisa教育道：“收电费的是国家公务人员，你要做电视主持人应该注意形象，这样对待别人，将来会被投诉的。” 小贤立即改口：“不会，其实……我的意思是他是个……智障。” Lisa更疑惑了：“你刚才不是说他是收电费的吗？” “他幻想自己是收电费的。上个星期下大雨，打雷闪电的，他硬是要把闪电的电费也算在我头上。”小贤总算编出个像样的谎话。 Lisa大概是因为刚才情绪太激动了，这会儿完全失去了理性，一来一回就被小贤忽悠了：“哦~是嘛！” 子乔又敲门，小贤又朝门外大喊：“从明天开始，我不再用电了。因为我已经加入了缅甸（免电）国籍。” Lisa渐渐恢复意识：“你让一个智障人士独自在外面乱跑，没问题吧？” 小贤故作轻松：“嗯……他经常这样，没准一会儿他又觉得自己是送牛奶的，随便把什么往地上一放就回家了。Lisa，你别担心，你刷牙，噢不你喝茶。没事的。”接着锁门。 “好吧。”Lisa握着纸巾，继续自己的难过去。
子乔不满地大叫：“到底出什么事了？” 小贤大声回答：“没事！关于闪电的问题，我们改天再讨论。” 门外，子乔自言自语一句：“奇了怪了。”然后回房去。 宛瑜去找她的第一个客户之后，留下展博和一菲说起悄悄话。 “如果宛瑜卖掉一套百科全书，就能赚到300元的佣金。”展博想起。 一菲盘算着：“这就是她的第一份工作，这样我们可以让她请客啊！” 展博盘算的角度还真和人不一样：“或者我们向她买一套。这样她就能请我们吃饭了。”自己还一个劲傻乐。 一菲苦笑说：“这倒是一个不错的建议。我还是一边上厕所，一边仔细算算这笔帐。” 一菲刚离开，一个带着礼帽的老头走过来脱帽行礼。 老头说：“你好。请问林宛瑜小姐在这儿吗？” 展博毕恭毕敬地回答：“他不在，您是？” 老头回答：“我姓石，石头的石。我刚才跟她打过电话，她说她在这里。所以我就特地来找她了。你是她的爱人吧？” 展博贼溜溜地笑：“我不是。不过她可能马上就会回来的。要不要坐着等她一下？” 老石刚一坐下就发现桌上的百科全书：“谢谢。哦，在这儿啊！这真是一套完美的百科全书啊！” 展博恍然大悟的样子：“噢！我明白了，这就是您来找宛瑜的原因吧。” 老石连连点头：“是啊！” 展博的眼神向楼上望去：“你稍坐一下哦。”说着，上前去迎从楼上下来的一菲：“姐！姐！有个人到这里来问关于百科全书的问题。” 一菲马上意识到：“一个客户？” 展博也认同：“是啊！” 一菲有了主意：“那我们要把他留住，一直到宛瑜回来为止。”说完，笑颜如花地走到老石面前：“您好！” 老石礼貌地起身回礼：“你一定是宛瑜的母亲吧！幸会幸会！”连连作揖。 一菲寻思着：“我有那么老吗？” 老石接过话来：“没有没有，当然没有，要不是有点鱼尾纹，一般人一眼肯定看不出来。您的身材保持得真好。”他的夸赞真叫一菲接受不了，一菲暗下决心：“我忍到你付完钱，买完书，然后我就掐死你。” 一菲笑得有点瘆人：“啊哈哈哈，这本书真是太漂亮了啊！” 没想到老石说得更具体：“是啊！全手工打造，皮革封面，烫金书页！” 展博补充：“而且还网罗了全世界的知识！” “是啊，所以，你们一定要买一套！”老石望着展博和一菲。 一菲一时大脑缺氧：“不，我们买它干嘛？” 老石跟着迷惑：“你们不买啊？” 一菲总算回过神来：“当然不买。我们以为你要买呢？” 老石拍着自己的脑门：“哦，天啊，当然不是啦。我是这本书的销售小组的副组长。另兼销售技巧培训班的讲解员。林宛瑜是我的学员。我的任务是教会她掌握整套的销售流程。” 展博奇怪地问：“宛瑜不是已经有了你们的销售员守则了吗？” 老石严肃地说：“你知道，销售是一门科学，需要非常系统的教学。而且，其中有许多关于销售手续的表格是非常复杂的。林小姐，她人呢？” 展博听什么就是什么：“哦，她在关谷那里，正在销售百科全书呢。” 老石一听就急了：“噢！不行！她一个人？她还没有通过我们的系统培训呢。她怎么可以独自去销售，这样会破坏我们在客户心中的完美形象的。我去找她，再见！”说完，戴上礼帽走了。 在小贤的屋内，小贤和Lisa双双坐下，面面相觑，半天不知道说什么。 小贤希望在未来女上司情感危机的时刻，博红颜一笑：“对了，我讲个笑话给你听，从前有一只猴子，他看见树上有一张卡，于是就爬上去拿，结果他刚拿到卡，一个雷劈了下来，猴子哭丧着脸说，原来是IP卡啊。啊哈哈哈哈……” Lisa笑也不笑，小贤尴尬难当。 Lisa再次回到原先的主题：“好了，下星期我们所有竞争上岗的主持人会有一个正式考核，台领导都会来做评委。” “他们平时听不听广播？” “有车的多多少少都会听一点。” 小贤庆幸：“太好了，Lisa。” Lisa数落道：“你的节目就不一定了，半夜三更的节目鬼才会听。” 小贤失落地说：“这样啊。”心中幻想着自己拿出一个写着“Lisa”的巫毒娃娃，约30公分高。然后一边用红线缠绕，一边念咒语：“Lisa，Lisa，我愿你跌入冒烟的炖锅，愿黑蛇咬住你的脚跟……”然后曾小贤把娃娃放在脚下猛踩。 既然在眼前这个白痴面前失态，加之这个白痴又那么听话，Lisa也只好认了：“不过最终决定权还是在我。既然你这么执着，我这里有一份申请表，你可以先看一下。”小贤大喜，却忽然看到Lisa背后，子乔正从隔壁的阳台爬到这边的阳台。小贤预感要出事，赶紧把Lisa拉进自己的房间。 “Lisa，要不到我的房间去看吧。” “你不填申请表了吗？” “当然填。正好，我给你看看我这里的私人收藏。全都是关于青少年访谈的国外资料。我做了很多功课，我都迫不及待地要给你展示一下了。”小贤说着连拉带拽把Lisa拖进了房间。 这边，子乔探头探脑地爬了进来，四处张望：“人呢？” 曾小贤从屋里退出来，朝卧室里的Lisa说：“你慢慢看，我先上个厕所，你等我一下。”说着关上门，对子乔说：“嘘，你来干什么？！——而且还那么臭！” “我来营救你啊！”子乔说到重点，“顺便洗澡——我们那水管坏了。你怎么不让我进来？” “我为什么要让你进来！” “你是不是出了什么事情。” “大哥！你来了我才会出事。” 子乔回忆刚才在门外听到的：“那你刚才为什么对我喊'闪电，闪电'。” 小贤质问：“这又能代表什么？” 子乔突发奇想：“这难道不是一种求救暗号吗？” “我什么时候告诉过你'闪电，闪电'是求救暗号？” 子乔接着想象：“电影里都是这样的，比方说'虎！虎！虎！'（偷袭珍珠港的暗号）为防不测，你看我连美嘉的防狼器都带来了。”说着子乔掏出一个电击棒，“兹拉兹拉”放着电流。 房内传来了Lisa的声音：“外面什么声音？” 小贤连忙抢过电击棒电子乔，子乔浑身发抖地倒在沙发背后的地上。 Lisa探出头来张望。 “没事！我只是过来拉窗帘。”然后小贤假装拉窗帘。 “你不是上厕所吗？” 小贤没话找话：“我……我怕对面的楼看见。” Lisa惊讶：“你准备在这里……上厕所？”指了指客厅。 小贤一时语塞：“怎么会！只是，我的肾不太好，每次上厕所前都要先酝酿一下。”于是扶着沙发背，偷偷在子乔身上踩来踩去。 Lisa理解的神情：“哦，我认识一个老军医，要不要我帮你介绍一下。” “不用！遗传的，酝酿一下就好。你站在这里我更紧张，要不你先回避一下。我桌上的那盘《大逃杀》不错，就是讲国外青少年教育的。你可以参考看看。”小贤再不敢多事儿了，今天多的事儿够多了。 “好吧。哎？对了，我怎么突然又闻到一种……让人兴奋的味道，比刚才更浓了。”Lisa在空气中寻觅着。 小贤快速低头瞥了一眼子乔：“嗯……是我！不好意思，因为我在酝酿的时候总是忍不住……你知道……你知道。”没法子，为了不穿帮，只好自己扛了。 Lisa捏着鼻子，作出不要过来的手势：“OK，OK，那你，快去……快去……”说着转身进屋，小贤松了一口气把电击棒扔在沙发上。 子乔一边抽搐一边站起来：“你干吗电我？” 小贤只好说出实情：“我电的就是你！你是不是哪天在外面勾引过这个制片人，完事之后就再也没给她打过电话。她现在正在四处找你，要把你剥皮抽筋。今天要是让她看到你，我的事业就要给你陪葬了。所以，立刻消失。” 子乔的脑袋上还冒着电流：“制片人？我不记得了。” 小贤往门口一指。 “好吧，好吧，”子乔刚要出门，突然折返回来，“哦！我又忘了拿东西了，”从沙发上捡起防狼电击棒，“我刚发现这是个好东西，挺舒服的。我拿回去再爽一下。”说着又按动电钮，“兹拉”一下。 这时，Lisa刚好从房间里出来，热泪盈眶地呼唤：“小布！……天哪！” 努力半天还是给搅黄了，小贤立刻转过身来，撕心裂肺地朝子乔大喊：“我说了，别再来收电费了……还有，也别再向我推销防狼器了，因为电费很贵的！” Lisa迎上去：“你怎么会在这里？小布！” “这个问题……”子乔想了半天，“……问得好！” Lisa接着倾诉：“我找得你好苦，看来你一点都没变，而且闻起来……更有男人魅力了。” 子乔对小贤小声地求救：“闪电！闪电！闪电！” Lisa手指两人：“你们两个……认识？！” 小贤猛地推开子乔：“听我解释！”然后想了半天，不知道该怎么说，“子乔，上！” 子乔小声问：“我？上？” 小贤小声回答：“要么把事情解释清楚，要么电晕她然后让她失忆，”停顿片刻后，“我比较倾向于后者。” “嗯……啊……好啊！”子乔把手上的电击棒递给小贤，突然手指Lisa，喝斥道，“你竟然还有胆量来这里。我等了你那么多年，可是你这个无情无义的竟然从来没有打电话给我。” Lisa惊呆了：“你在说什么？”表情很无辜。 子乔接着发挥：“你大概不记得我的名字了，我告诉你，我叫……”脑子里飞快的盘算：这种关键时刻，怎么能说出自己的真名？于是，就着Lisa的称呼说，“我叫吕布，人们都亲切地叫我小布！” “没错啊，小布！我要找的就是你！”Lisa感动得恨不得把心都掏出来。 看到眼前的情景，子乔既得意又为自己不耻，心想：“Shit！难道我当时也是和现在一样的心态？” Lisa追问：“是你忘记了我吧！” “哼，别和我狡辩了，那一晚之后，你的名字我一直都记在心里，刻在我的骨头上，我每天晚上做梦都在呼唤你的名字，”子乔用力地指了一下Lisa，可是对方的名字还是想不起来，“——制片人。” 小贤绝望地撞沙发。
The flames of war here have just been extinguished, and the battle in the corridor of the radio station over there is still going on quietly. Lisa recalled with difficulty: "What was the name of your show—oh, yes. My moon and your heart." Xiaoxian said softly, "Well...correct me, it's your moon and my heart." He pointed to Lisa. "That's right! That's right. It's my moon and your heart." Lisa pointed to Xiaoxian. Xiaoxian still wanted to refute: "It's your moon and mine...well, just leave him alone." But he gave up. Lisa sarcastically mercilessly: "I listened to your program later, which gave me a lot of inspiration. Be good. It's really not easy to make such a useless program. I became a producer later, and I have always Use this show as a negative teaching material for training hosts." Xiaoxian's eyes were burning with fire, and he swore to himself: "Fortunately, you are a producer, and there are no windows around here, otherwise I will definitely throw you down from upstairs!" Still flattering: "Ha ha, I didn't expect you to be a gold medal producer now. It's amazing." Lisa is like a wall made of ice, freezing all Xiaoxian's flattery, and then throwing it back: "I'm so proud of you, you are also very good. I didn't expect you to be on the radio station. I don't often see you in the building." , thought you were transferred to midnight?" Xiao Xian was stepped on sore feet and admitted embarrassingly: "It is true that my show has been temporarily transferred to midnight." Lisa is still relentless, as if she has some deep hatred with Xiaoxian: "So it's no wonder I can't meet you, normal people don't come to the radio station in the middle of the night." Xiaoxian's expression was contorted because of anger. "Is there anything I said wrong?" Xiaoxian put aside the dark clouds and said with a smile: "No, no, how could it be. Well, I heard that the TV station will launch a new TV program recently, which is about youth education. Are you recruiting people?" "You're pretty well informed." Lisa didn't miss a chance to scold the other party, "But we're not hiring field workers anymore." Xiaoxian suppressed his anger: "No... no, I mean your host hasn't been decided yet, right?" "Yeah..." Lisa looked at Xiaoxian pretending to be surprised, "Well...you don't want to..." Xiaoxian nodded and pointed to himself. Lisa couldn't help laughing, but couldn't make a sound, but this forced ridicule hurt Xiaoxian's self-esteem even more.Xiaoxian shouted deep in his heart: "This is not a ridicule! It's not a ridicule. It's just an inexplicable... excited, yes, excited—" But in the end, he still couldn't lie to himself, "Okay, I can see it, This is ridicule." So Xiaoxian simply laughed together with Lisa. Lisa felt that Xiaoxian's laughter was a bit harsh: "What are you laughing at?" Xiaoxian couldn't care less, and took out his hole card: "I don't know either. If you think it's funny, just laugh with you. Lisa, I want to ask you to give me a chance. Let me try the job of a TV host. You You can interview me, I will come to your office when it is convenient for you." Lisa spread her hands and put on airs: "You know...the competition is fierce this time." Xiaoxian expressed his opinion impassionedly: "Maybe my hardware is not the best, but I did do a lot of homework on this program, and my software must be the most suitable for your requirements." "It's not a software problem, you should change the monitor." Lisa fiddled with Zeng Xiaoxian's face. Xiaoxian blocked Lisa's way, begging for nothing: "Lisa, for the sake of my helping you, please help me once, you don't know how much I love TV work. Or I can treat you to dinner , we are having an interview while eating. Sichuan cuisine or Cantonese cuisine, the one downstairs in the TV station is good." "You're embarrassing me!" Lisa looked into Xiaoxian's eyes from a distance, as if there were many mountains between them. Xiaoxian was in a hurry: "Don't be embarrassed, the restaurant downstairs has Sichuan and Cantonese dishes. If you like, we can order them all." After finishing speaking, he couldn't help giggling. Lisa did feel very embarrassed, but what she was embarrassed about was not the result but the process. She thought to herself: "Interview him, it's a waste of my time, don't interview him, in case he stalks me, it will waste my time." More time. Alas! I have to say: the most humble man is invincible!" Lisa gave Xiaoxian an unexpected suggestion: "There is no need to eat. How about we go to your house." "Ah?" Xiaoxian shielded his chest with both arms, showing a frightened look in his eyes. "Don't get me wrong," Lisa's explanation was even more hurtful, "I just don't want to be in a restaurant. If someone sees it, they will think that we are doing some business, which will affect badly. Go to your house, let's talk freely. " "Okay. It's a great honor. It's a deal," Xiaoxian danced and wanted to shake Lisa's hand, but Lisa had already turned and walked away, "I'm looking forward to seeing you, see you soon." When Lisa walked away, Xiaoxian showed disdain.Isn't it just a producer, why is it necessary to be so pushy?Although this battle was lost in the process, it won the result. After all, Xiaoxian gained hope.After thinking about it, Xiaoxian strode away with his head held high.The bright yellow tie fluttered in the wind. Given the opportunity, Xiaoxian cleaned up at home with great enthusiasm, and carefully sprayed the Bilizhu on the computer monitor.Zi Qiao opened the door without asking and came in, carrying a fishing rod, carrying a bag, wearing slippers, and rolled up his trouser legs. His whole body was wet, as if it had been lifted out of the water, and the smell was very strong. Zi Qiao put a biscuit box on the coffee table: "Mr. Zeng, I will borrow your refrigerator for a while. What are you busy with?" "Clean the room, wow, why do you smell so bad?" Xiaoxian covered his nose. Zi Qiao replied cheerfully, "It was a little accident." "Did you go fishing? But, why do I feel that a fish caught you?" Xiao Xian made fun of Zi Qiao. Ziqiao said angrily: "I brought everything, fishing rod, bait, and hook. But I forgot to bring the bucket." "So~ how did you bring your fish back?" Zi Qiao took out a fish from his pocket, it was still alive.Zeng Xiaoxian was forced to take three steps back by the strong fishy smell: "After you let it go, hurry up, I have an appointment." Ziqiao became interested: "Dating? Did you date a beautiful woman? I want to participate too." Xiaoxian's face darkened: "What nonsense are you talking about? This is my immediate boss. She is a gold medal producer. Whether I can step into the TV circle depends on today." Zi Qiao got excited again: "Then I want to see if she is a beautiful woman. Don't worry, I will use all my abilities to help you get rid of her." Xiaoxian said impatiently: "Exercise? You'd better 'vaporize' the smell on your body first." Ziqiao suddenly took out a bigger fish from the other pocket and put it next to Xiaoxian's face: "I've been fishing all night, it's time for Meijia to take it." "Uh--you can smell so bad, the whole world should accept it." Xiaoxian said, picked up the air freshener and sprayed it in the room, and sprayed it on the fish. Ziqiao also smelled it: "Well, it smells a bit like charcoal-grilled octopus after mixing it like this." He said and walked towards the refrigerator. "Please, you'd better go back to your own room. I want to stay alone for a while." Xiaoxian issued the order to evict the guest. Zi Qiao still refused to give up: "I am the best at dealing with female bosses. I can let you kill her instantly from three levels, five angles, and eight tricks." "Instakill! If you mess up today, I will instakill you!" Xiaoxian pushed Ziqiao towards the door like chasing cockroaches. Zi Qiao broke free: "Oh! There is someone as handsome as me, it would be nice to help you support the scene!" Xiao Xian scanned Zi Qiao from head to toe: "What a good brother." He stuffed the fishing rod to Zi Qiao, pointed at the door, "Go out!" Ziqiao was unwilling to be pushed out by Xiaoxian: "Well, I'll take a shower first. I'll come back later." After Ziqiao left, Xiaoxian curiously saw a box on the coffee table next to it, which was a biscuit box. He took out a biscuit and put it in his mouth, thinking it tasted good.At this time, the door opened again, and Ziqiao rushed in, Xiaoxian quickly swallowed the remaining half of the biscuit into his mouth. "I forgot to take something," said Ziqiao, and went straight into the room, looking at the biscuit box in Xiaoxian's hand, "My bait!" "Huh?" Xiaoxian realized that what he ate just now turned out to be fishing bait. Zi Qiao showed off: "My homemade earthworm biscuits are very fresh. Otherwise, how could I catch such a big fish. I will come over in a while!" Saying this, she walked out of the room like holding a treasure in her hands. Xiaoxian hurriedly ran to the kitchen sink, eager to pick out what he had just eaten with his fingers, picked up the air freshener in a panic, and squirted it into his mouth, a pungent spicy smell went straight to his head. Wanyu, Yifei and Zhanbo came to the party bar again. Yifei crossed Erlang's legs and asked, "Wanyu, did the interview for the graphic model job go well?" Wan Yu answered irrelevantly: "It went very well. Now I have officially become an encyclopedia salesperson." Then, she put down a huge black suitcase. Zhan Bo looked at the suitcase, dumbfounded: "Is there any relationship between the two?" Wan Yu just said to herself, "I met Mr. Shi at the entrance of the advertising company." Only Zhanbo is Wan Yu's loyal listener: "Who is Teacher Shi?" Wan Yu's mouth was filled with a sweet smile: "He is the leader of the encyclopedia sales team, and he is promoting this set of books. He explained to me the significance of the encyclopedia to the progress of human civilization. I think it makes sense, so I joined the sales team and became a glorious sales lady." Zhanbo said pitifully: "How can you do this, salesmen are always rejected by people, you will not be able to bear it." "No one will reject me. Because I have this." Wan Yu proudly held up a white brochure with "Sales White Paper" printed on it. "What is this?" Yifei began to ask. "Sales white paper, you can't read?" Zhanbo pointed to the words on the manual and answered seriously, Yifei kicked him. Wan Yu said with great respect: "Ms. Shi wrote the white paper for sale. It explained how to sell a set of encyclopedias. He said that I just need to follow the instructions on it. I will definitely make a lot of money. At least I can support myself. Question." He said with a confident smile. Zhanbo expressed his worries: "But now people use search engines." "Books are the ladder of human progress. There are always functions that the Internet cannot replace. Do you know? If I sell a set of encyclopedias, I can get a commission of 300 yuan!" Wan Yu held up three fingers in the exhibition Bo flashed past. Yifei also put forward her own thoughts: "That's right, but it's all said 'if'." Wan Yu said unconvinced: "Come on! If you don't believe me, I'll show you." "I'll act as your potential customer." Zhanbo volunteered. Wan Yu stood up, "Tuk Tuk Tuk" knocked on her black suitcase to show her attention.Zhan Bo stood on tiptoe and looked out. Wan Yu was a little at a loss: "What are you doing?" Zhanbo looked around in the bar: "The security here is not good. I'm afraid there are bad people." Wan Yu knocked on him: "Don't make trouble, let me continue." So Zhanbo pretended to open the door. Wan Yu pretended to walk into the room: "Wow! What a beautiful and gorgeous living room sofa three-piece set." "What?" Zhan Bo looked down at the bar sofa under his buttocks. "This is what it says in the white paper. It will teach you step by step how to approach potential customers." Wan Yu held up the white paper again. Zhanbo suddenly realized: "Oh~~ this is it. Well, thank you for the compliment. Come in, please sit down!" Wan Yu sat down next to Zhanbo. Wan Yu started a good relationship, and started: "Thank you. Sir, would you like to buy an encyclopedia recently published by our company? This book is all-encompassing and contains five thousand years of knowledge and information from all over the world..." Zhan Bo hugged the black suitcase: "Okay, no problem. How much is it?" Yifei couldn't see it and said, "You are too fast." Zhanbo plausibly said: "I always liked to read encyclopedias. I had one when I was a child." He leaned into Yifei's ear and whispered, "What's more, Wanyu sold it to me. How could I refuse it!" Yifei He gave him a blank look. Wan Yu saw it, and said angrily: "Zhanbo, I won't get exercise like this." Zhanbo looked innocent: "But I really want to buy it." Yifei also admitted: "This is the truth." Wan Yu played the eldest lady's temper: "No! I have to find a real client and practice it. Who should I find?" Yifei pinched her fingers to help her plan: "You have to find someone who is both rich and smart. Other than Zhanbo." Zhanbo looked at Yifei sadly. At this time, Guan Gu came over: "Hello everyone (in Japanese), does anyone of you know why Cambodia is called Cambodia?" Yifei and Zhanbo glanced at each other and pointed to Guan Gu. Zhan Bo didn't understand both sides: "Are you making a sharp turn?" He even made a turning motion with his hand. "No, it's a quiz with a prize." It was really tiring for two rich and smart men to communicate. Yifei simply acted on his own, picked up the encyclopedia and searched: "By the way, this book may have the answer you want." Guan Gu is sorry to bother everyone: "I just asked casually. I searched on Google for a long time just now, and only found the tourist information of Mogao Grottoes." Yifei quickly found it: "Cambodia—jian Cambodia, I found it. English is Cambodia. The first connection between my country and the Kingdom of Cambodia began in the Qing Dynasty. An envoy named Dexing transliterated it and called it Cambodia." Wan Yu looked at Guan Gu proudly. Guan Gu said happily: "Great, this book is awesome! It would be great if I had one!" "Yes. It's very convenient." Wan Yu patronized Sha Le. "I have to go back to answer the questions quickly. Goodbye!" Guan Gu ran back like a wind. Only then did Wan Yu remember: "What did I just say?" Zhanbo helped her recall: "You said you need to contact a real customer." Wan Yu seemed to have sneezed after five hundred years: "Yes, if... Guan Gu! He already wants to buy it, and he will definitely become my first customer." Wan Yu rushed out of the door , her echo echoed in the bar: "Wait for my triumphant return!" "Hey! Wanyu—the book!" Yifei wanted to remind Wanyu that the book was left behind, but it was too late.Zhan Bo flipped through the book, enjoying himself.Yifei saw it in her eyes, and really didn't understand what there was to be happy about. Could it be that all unrequited men would be as stupid as Zhanbo? Dong dong dong, there was a knock on the door, and the exciting moment was coming, Zeng Xiaoxian hurried over to open the door. Lisa's professional and charming expression appeared at the door: "Hi, Xiaoxian." Xiaoxian's spirit was lifted: "Hi, Lisa. Please come in. What would you like to drink?" "Ice water is fine. Your house is beautiful! Do you live alone?" Lisa looked around. Xiaoxian took the opportunity to express: "With some friends. You know that we are hosts and need to collect material from time to time in life. So I chose iPartment. Love is the most beautiful language of human beings, and it is everywhere." Lisa听了就恶心：“一大把年纪了，你还一直保持一颗活力的心。原来是爱情公寓的缘故啊！”小贤紧跟其后，为Lisa拉出椅子，方便她坐下。 “其实我的年纪并没有你想得这样……”“老”字在小贤嘴里吐不出来。 Lisa继续说：“我觉得我们的节目的确需要一个成熟稳重一点的主持人。这样才能给与年轻人正确的导向。”把小贤玩得团团转。 小贤立马装出老成稳重的语气：“太对了。不知不觉我都这么老了！时光飞逝，岁月不饶人啊！” Lisa要速战速决：“ok，你已经了解过我们这档新节目的背景了吗？” 小贤的功课不是白做的：“非常彻底。这档新节目主要讲述青少年情感方面的案例，来正确地引导他们。现在的糟粕文化大量充斥年轻人的思想，未婚先孕，一夜情，乱搞男女关系，这一切都是资产阶级自由化造成的恶果。”小贤自顾自地站在家长的高度，批评青少年的问题，丝毫没有留心到Lisa不悦的神情。 再不把小贤的思绪拉回了，这谈话就没完没了了，Lisa切入核心内容：“我觉得这档节目应该更多的和主持人联系在一起，并且成为一个品牌，把主持人的名字和节目也联系起来，比如说……” “比如《小贤倾听》《小贤有约》《小贤有话说》《小贤看世界》……”小贤抢着跟自己联系起来。 Lisa觉得有必要再次提醒：“我记得我告诉过你，竞争上岗的主持人很多啊，我可能需要慎重考察。” 小贤硬往自己身上靠：“我有信心。” Lisa深吸一口气，忽然问道：“你刚才是不是吃过碳烤八爪鱼？” 小贤不知对方的用意：“嗯~这个……你要不要来点。” “不用了，”Lisa表现得避之不及，“我对水产过敏。我闻到鱼腥味就会有种莫名的冲动。”她忍不住又嗅了一口。 其实，对水产过敏分很多种，Lisa属于一种很罕见的过敏症状。就在她表现得避之不及时，心里却是另一番思绪：“确切地说是兴奋，我也不知道为什么从3岁开始，鱼腥味就会激发我的雌性荷尔蒙，然后……算了吧，今天还有很多正事要做，我可不想在这个白痴面前失态。” Lisa回到主题：“我们这档节目是今年的重点工程，所以会选拔一位以身作则，具有良好教育背景的主持人担当。” 小贤凑上前去：“你看过我的简历，我是交通大学毕业，拥有哲学和历史学双料硕士学位。” Lisa怀疑：“那你为什么之前还主持那么烂的节目。” 小贤停顿片刻：“……我这都是服从全局安排。”一脸苦大仇深。 Lisa被小贤的可爱表情逗乐了：“哈哈哈，开个玩笑啦，不会介意吧！” 小贤嘴里说：“不会，当然不会。”心说：“子乔的蚯蚓小饼干要是还在的话，我一定让她尝尝。” 谈话还在继续，Lisa对于小贤的死缠烂打显得办法不多，只好换种方式，暂时安抚一下。 “哈哈哈，你对于主持风格和话题的把握很有经验，而且你一点儿也不紧张。我觉得你会是一个不错的主持人。” 小贤谦虚地说：“过奖过奖，我也觉得我们很投缘。”他想入非非，急着把战果扩大。 Lisa打断：“失陪一下，我去一下洗手间。” “进门左拐！” Lisa起身离开，小贤偷偷掏出纸巾猛擦汗，突然传来尖叫。 “OH！” 小贤惊慌失措：“怎么了？” Lisa经过装饰架时，突然看到了子乔和小贤的合影，她一眼就认出了子乔——当然是另一个“子乔”。 Lisa捧着相框惊呼：“这是……小布？！你认识小布？” 小贤疑惑：“小布？谁啊？” Lisa拼命戳着照片中的子乔：“就是他！” “可是他叫吕……”小贤看见Lisa悲痛欲绝的表情，没弄清事情是否对自己有利，小贤不敢随意出手。 Lisa接着痛诉：“小布……我们曾经度过了一个非常美好的夜晚，第二天早上他答应我要打电话给我，结果我等了他三天三夜，可是他还是没打。” 两人异口同声：“王八蛋。”然后像偶遇知己般，相互对视。 小贤安慰道：“别生气了，也许可能他碰到了什么意外……” Lisa神情变得紧张：“比如说？” 小贤绞尽脑汁：“比如说他遇到了车祸，醒来之后就失忆了，医生告诉他，检查的时候顺便发现了他得了肝癌晚期。” 另一个房子里的子乔连打几个喷嚏，他抬起头奇怪地说：“感冒了？”没想到是旧情人找上了门。 Lisa警觉地问：“他是你朋友？” “没有！我根本不认识他。我一定确定以及肯定不认识他。”小贤可不想因为子乔的一段旧情，葬送了自己先前的努力。 Lisa不放过到手的希望：“那你怎么有他的照片？你看，这明明就是小布，这眼镜，这鼻子，这眉毛，他化成灰我都认识他。”甜蜜中带着苦涩。 小贤接着编：“那可能是几年前，街道举办的和看望癌症晚期病人的联谊会，这可是那次活动时候拍的照片。呵呵呵，我是街道下属公寓管理委员会办公室副主席，当然要参加了。” 不管可不可信，Lisa豁出去了：“哪间医院？带我去找他。” 小贤赶紧拦住这个失控的女人：“啊~都过去这么久了，要是他康复了，应该不住在医院了；要是他没有康复，肝癌晚期……就很难说了。”小贤故意暗示“小布”的惨淡结局，以此让她放弃。 “真的吗？小布~”Lisa掩面抽泣。小贤递过餐巾纸，Lisa擤鼻涕的音量惊人，小贤吓了一跳。 Lisa看着他，小贤立即转为悲痛状：“你节哀。” 忽然降临的希望又瞬间破灭，纵使强悍如Lisa，作为女人也会伤心欲绝：“对不起，也许我不该提这些的。这些都是我个人的问题，你不会跟别人说吧。”最后，还是以防万一。 小贤这就套上近乎了：“放心，领导，我这个人嘴巴最紧了。” 这时，门外传来子乔的敲门声：“曾老师，那个制片人来了没有，我来帮你撑场面了！”小贤闻言赶紧起身，冲向大门。大门刚刚打开，子乔的头还没进来，小贤立刻把门砰地关上。接着，转过身子，对着Lisa满脸堆笑。 “怎么了？你还约了别的客人？” “除了你，我哪还有别的客人。” “那门外是？” 子乔还在推门，小贤对着门外大喊：“我现在有很重要的事情，有多远走多远，千万别让我看见你。” 小贤微笑地指指门外：“收电费的。” “哦。”Lisa表示理解。 门外的子乔还在喋喋不休：“你们里面没事吧？是我，小贤！” Lisa忽然警觉：“这声音怎么这么熟悉。” “啊啊啊啊~~~”小贤怕子乔被Lisa认出来，妄图用啊的声音盖过子乔的声音，接着对门外喊，“啊啊啊啊——阿弥陀佛，施主你去别家吧！求你了。” Lisa这时才回过神来：“你拖欠电费？” "No." Lisa教育道：“收电费的是国家公务人员，你要做电视主持人应该注意形象，这样对待别人，将来会被投诉的。” 小贤立即改口：“不会，其实……我的意思是他是个……智障。” Lisa更疑惑了：“你刚才不是说他是收电费的吗？” “他幻想自己是收电费的。上个星期下大雨，打雷闪电的，他硬是要把闪电的电费也算在我头上。”小贤总算编出个像样的谎话。 Lisa大概是因为刚才情绪太激动了，这会儿完全失去了理性，一来一回就被小贤忽悠了：“哦~是嘛！” 子乔又敲门，小贤又朝门外大喊：“从明天开始，我不再用电了。因为我已经加入了缅甸（免电）国籍。” Lisa渐渐恢复意识：“你让一个智障人士独自在外面乱跑，没问题吧？” 小贤故作轻松：“嗯……他经常这样，没准一会儿他又觉得自己是送牛奶的，随便把什么往地上一放就回家了。Lisa，你别担心，你刷牙，噢不你喝茶。没事的。”接着锁门。 “好吧。”Lisa握着纸巾，继续自己的难过去。
子乔不满地大叫：“到底出什么事了？” 小贤大声回答：“没事！关于闪电的问题，我们改天再讨论。” 门外，子乔自言自语一句：“奇了怪了。”然后回房去。 宛瑜去找她的第一个客户之后，留下展博和一菲说起悄悄话。 “如果宛瑜卖掉一套百科全书，就能赚到300元的佣金。”展博想起。 一菲盘算着：“这就是她的第一份工作，这样我们可以让她请客啊！” 展博盘算的角度还真和人不一样：“或者我们向她买一套。这样她就能请我们吃饭了。”自己还一个劲傻乐。 一菲苦笑说：“这倒是一个不错的建议。我还是一边上厕所，一边仔细算算这笔帐。” 一菲刚离开，一个带着礼帽的老头走过来脱帽行礼。 老头说：“你好。请问林宛瑜小姐在这儿吗？” 展博毕恭毕敬地回答：“他不在，您是？” 老头回答：“我姓石，石头的石。我刚才跟她打过电话，她说她在这里。所以我就特地来找她了。你是她的爱人吧？” 展博贼溜溜地笑：“我不是。不过她可能马上就会回来的。要不要坐着等她一下？” 老石刚一坐下就发现桌上的百科全书：“谢谢。哦，在这儿啊！这真是一套完美的百科全书啊！” 展博恍然大悟的样子：“噢！我明白了，这就是您来找宛瑜的原因吧。” 老石连连点头：“是啊！” 展博的眼神向楼上望去：“你稍坐一下哦。”说着，上前去迎从楼上下来的一菲：“姐！姐！有个人到这里来问关于百科全书的问题。” 一菲马上意识到：“一个客户？” 展博也认同：“是啊！” 一菲有了主意：“那我们要把他留住，一直到宛瑜回来为止。”说完，笑颜如花地走到老石面前：“您好！” 老石礼貌地起身回礼：“你一定是宛瑜的母亲吧！幸会幸会！”连连作揖。 一菲寻思着：“我有那么老吗？” 老石接过话来：“没有没有，当然没有，要不是有点鱼尾纹，一般人一眼肯定看不出来。您的身材保持得真好。”他的夸赞真叫一菲接受不了，一菲暗下决心：“我忍到你付完钱，买完书，然后我就掐死你。” 一菲笑得有点瘆人：“啊哈哈哈，这本书真是太漂亮了啊！” 没想到老石说得更具体：“是啊！全手工打造，皮革封面，烫金书页！” 展博补充：“而且还网罗了全世界的知识！” “是啊，所以，你们一定要买一套！”老石望着展博和一菲。 一菲一时大脑缺氧：“不，我们买它干嘛？” 老石跟着迷惑：“你们不买啊？” 一菲总算回过神来：“当然不买。我们以为你要买呢？” 老石拍着自己的脑门：“哦，天啊，当然不是啦。我是这本书的销售小组的副组长。另兼销售技巧培训班的讲解员。林宛瑜是我的学员。我的任务是教会她掌握整套的销售流程。” 展博奇怪地问：“宛瑜不是已经有了你们的销售员守则了吗？” 老石严肃地说：“你知道，销售是一门科学，需要非常系统的教学。而且，其中有许多关于销售手续的表格是非常复杂的。林小姐，她人呢？” 展博听什么就是什么：“哦，她在关谷那里，正在销售百科全书呢。” 老石一听就急了：“噢！不行！她一个人？她还没有通过我们的系统培训呢。她怎么可以独自去销售，这样会破坏我们在客户心中的完美形象的。我去找她，再见！”说完，戴上礼帽走了。 在小贤的屋内，小贤和Lisa双双坐下，面面相觑，半天不知道说什么。 小贤希望在未来女上司情感危机的时刻，博红颜一笑：“对了，我讲个笑话给你听，从前有一只猴子，他看见树上有一张卡，于是就爬上去拿，结果他刚拿到卡，一个雷劈了下来，猴子哭丧着脸说，原来是IP卡啊。啊哈哈哈哈……” Lisa笑也不笑，小贤尴尬难当。 Lisa再次回到原先的主题：“好了，下星期我们所有竞争上岗的主持人会有一个正式考核，台领导都会来做评委。” “他们平时听不听广播？” “有车的多多少少都会听一点。” 小贤庆幸：“太好了，Lisa。” Lisa数落道：“你的节目就不一定了，半夜三更的节目鬼才会听。” 小贤失落地说：“这样啊。”心中幻想着自己拿出一个写着“Lisa”的巫毒娃娃，约30公分高。然后一边用红线缠绕，一边念咒语：“Lisa，Lisa，我愿你跌入冒烟的炖锅，愿黑蛇咬住你的脚跟……”然后曾小贤把娃娃放在脚下猛踩。 既然在眼前这个白痴面前失态，加之这个白痴又那么听话，Lisa也只好认了：“不过最终决定权还是在我。既然你这么执着，我这里有一份申请表，你可以先看一下。”小贤大喜，却忽然看到Lisa背后，子乔正从隔壁的阳台爬到这边的阳台。小贤预感要出事，赶紧把Lisa拉进自己的房间。 “Lisa，要不到我的房间去看吧。” “你不填申请表了吗？” “当然填。正好，我给你看看我这里的私人收藏。全都是关于青少年访谈的国外资料。我做了很多功课，我都迫不及待地要给你展示一下了。”小贤说着连拉带拽把Lisa拖进了房间。 这边，子乔探头探脑地爬了进来，四处张望：“人呢？” 曾小贤从屋里退出来，朝卧室里的Lisa说：“你慢慢看，我先上个厕所，你等我一下。”说着关上门，对子乔说：“嘘，你来干什么？！——而且还那么臭！” “我来营救你啊！”子乔说到重点，“顺便洗澡——我们那水管坏了。你怎么不让我进来？” “我为什么要让你进来！” “你是不是出了什么事情。” “大哥！你来了我才会出事。” 子乔回忆刚才在门外听到的：“那你刚才为什么对我喊'闪电，闪电'。” 小贤质问：“这又能代表什么？” 子乔突发奇想：“这难道不是一种求救暗号吗？” “我什么时候告诉过你'闪电，闪电'是求救暗号？” 子乔接着想象：“电影里都是这样的，比方说'虎！虎！虎！'（偷袭珍珠港的暗号）为防不测，你看我连美嘉的防狼器都带来了。”说着子乔掏出一个电击棒，“兹拉兹拉”放着电流。 房内传来了Lisa的声音：“外面什么声音？” 小贤连忙抢过电击棒电子乔，子乔浑身发抖地倒在沙发背后的地上。 Lisa探出头来张望。 “没事！我只是过来拉窗帘。”然后小贤假装拉窗帘。 “你不是上厕所吗？” 小贤没话找话：“我……我怕对面的楼看见。” Lisa惊讶：“你准备在这里……上厕所？”指了指客厅。 小贤一时语塞：“怎么会！只是，我的肾不太好，每次上厕所前都要先酝酿一下。”于是扶着沙发背，偷偷在子乔身上踩来踩去。 Lisa理解的神情：“哦，我认识一个老军医，要不要我帮你介绍一下。” “不用！遗传的，酝酿一下就好。你站在这里我更紧张，要不你先回避一下。我桌上的那盘《大逃杀》不错，就是讲国外青少年教育的。你可以参考看看。”小贤再不敢多事儿了，今天多的事儿够多了。 “好吧。哎？对了，我怎么突然又闻到一种……让人兴奋的味道，比刚才更浓了。”Lisa在空气中寻觅着。 小贤快速低头瞥了一眼子乔：“嗯……是我！不好意思，因为我在酝酿的时候总是忍不住……你知道……你知道。”没法子，为了不穿帮，只好自己扛了。 Lisa捏着鼻子，作出不要过来的手势：“OK，OK，那你，快去……快去……”说着转身进屋，小贤松了一口气把电击棒扔在沙发上。 子乔一边抽搐一边站起来：“你干吗电我？” 小贤只好说出实情：“我电的就是你！你是不是哪天在外面勾引过这个制片人，完事之后就再也没给她打过电话。她现在正在四处找你，要把你剥皮抽筋。今天要是让她看到你，我的事业就要给你陪葬了。所以，立刻消失。” 子乔的脑袋上还冒着电流：“制片人？我不记得了。” 小贤往门口一指。 “好吧，好吧，”子乔刚要出门，突然折返回来，“哦！我又忘了拿东西了，”从沙发上捡起防狼电击棒，“我刚发现这是个好东西，挺舒服的。我拿回去再爽一下。”说着又按动电钮，“兹拉”一下。 这时，Lisa刚好从房间里出来，热泪盈眶地呼唤：“小布！……天哪！” 努力半天还是给搅黄了，小贤立刻转过身来，撕心裂肺地朝子乔大喊：“我说了，别再来收电费了……还有，也别再向我推销防狼器了，因为电费很贵的！” Lisa迎上去：“你怎么会在这里？小布！” “这个问题……”子乔想了半天，“……问得好！” Lisa接着倾诉：“我找得你好苦，看来你一点都没变，而且闻起来……更有男人魅力了。” 子乔对小贤小声地求救：“闪电！闪电！闪电！” Lisa手指两人：“你们两个……认识？！” 小贤猛地推开子乔：“听我解释！”然后想了半天，不知道该怎么说，“子乔，上！” 子乔小声问：“我？上？” 小贤小声回答：“要么把事情解释清楚，要么电晕她然后让她失忆，”停顿片刻后，“我比较倾向于后者。” “嗯……啊……好啊！”子乔把手上的电击棒递给小贤，突然手指Lisa，喝斥道，“你竟然还有胆量来这里。我等了你那么多年，可是你这个无情无义的竟然从来没有打电话给我。” Lisa惊呆了：“你在说什么？”表情很无辜。 子乔接着发挥：“你大概不记得我的名字了，我告诉你，我叫……”脑子里飞快的盘算：这种关键时刻，怎么能说出自己的真名？于是，就着Lisa的称呼说，“我叫吕布，人们都亲切地叫我小布！” “没错啊，小布！我要找的就是你！”Lisa感动得恨不得把心都掏出来。 看到眼前的情景，子乔既得意又为自己不耻，心想：“Shit！难道我当时也是和现在一样的心态？” Lisa追问：“是你忘记了我吧！” “哼，别和我狡辩了，那一晚之后，你的名字我一直都记在心里，刻在我的骨头上，我每天晚上做梦都在呼唤你的名字，”子乔用力地指了一下Lisa，可是对方的名字还是想不起来，“——制片人。” 小贤绝望地撞沙发。