Chapter 5 Chapter 5 Love at First Sight Potion

Yifei was sitting gracefully on the sofa in the bar, surfing the Internet with a laptop.Mika leaned over excitedly. "I can't see it, sister Yifei, you are also opening a shop online!" "My aunt is a food wholesaler. I usually help her sell some almonds, walnuts and melon seeds to make some extra money." Yifei replied casually. Meijia said regretfully: "Huh? You said earlier that I bought it from you. I just bought two catties of crispy plums online last week. When I took it apart, the crispy plums became plums, which were exactly what I wanted. It’s different, and the shop owner plausibly said, ‘Oh, it probably took a long time to do it.’ Cut, unscrupulous profiteers.” Meijia rolled her eyes, expressing contempt.

"There are a lot of unreliable things on the Internet. Think about it, there are all kinds of forests when the bird is big." Yifei opened his mouth, and Meijia didn't notice that the words were a bit confusing. "It is said that it is easy and profitable to open an online store now, is it true?" Meijia looked at Yifei's elegant and comfortable expression, envious. Yifei complained bitterly: "It's hard work, especially when a beautiful woman like me is the owner of the shop, it's easy to be harassed. A group of stupid men pretend to chat with you for half a month, and finally buy two taels of melon seeds!"

Meijia expressed deep sympathy: "I was often harassed online before, but later I discovered that the user name you choose is very important!" "What's your username?" "Work account, no chatting, if you want to chat, 50 cents per word; punctuation, half price, more than 1,000 words, 20% discount; audio and video, not yet opened; chat after payment, chat when payment arrives, online payment, Provide invoices; we are looking for agents!" Meijia Debo Debo said like a cross talk joke, which Yifei has a long aftertaste. "...Is there anyone else harassing you?" Yifei asked tentatively.

"You don't even need to ask," Meijia's expression was suddenly depressed, "No one has ever spoken to me again!" On the coffee table, there was a huge box with a big bow stuck on it.Zhanbo was carefully adjusting the angle of the box, while Wanyu came down from upstairs flipping through her wallet, full of preoccupations. Zhanbo greeted happily: "Hi, Wanyu!" "... Oh." Wan Yu was absent-minded. "Come here, I have a present for you. Dang Dang Dang!" Zhan Bo happily pointed to the box. Wan Yu put away the shriveled purse, and her thoughts flew to the sky: "...Oh."

Zhanbo still persisted in inducing: "Want to know what's inside?" Wan Yu stood upright on the spot, her eyes glazed over, "...Oh." Zhanbo became impatient: "Can you answer something other than 'oh'?" "……Ok." Zhanbo was depressed. Wan Yu came back to her senses: "Ah? Sorry, I just lost my mind. A gift, but my birthday hasn't arrived yet." Zhanbo resumed his smile: "This is not a birthday present. Today is the anniversary of our 3-month stay in the iPartment, ah no, the anniversary." Wan Yu said silently: "Yeah, it's been 3 months, and it's time for me to pay the rent again."

"What did you say?" Zhan Bo thought he was talking about himself. "Nothing!" Wan Yu became a little interested, "It's so big, what's inside." Zhanbo raised his head and held his chest high, triumphantly saying, "It's all my most valuable collectibles. It took me 10 years to collect them all. All of them are collector's editions, which are priceless!" "It's priceless," Wan Yu's heart beat faster, "Is it a Dior, Gucci, or LV bag?" Zhanbo tilted his head, full of confidence: "It's even better! I guarantee you will like it."

Wan Yu was a little excited at first, a little excited, and of course a little moved: "Really? How can I accept such a valuable thing you gave me...Can I open it?" Wan Yu turned quickly. "Of course! Surprise!" Zhanbo picked up the huge box cover, and there were 5 Transformers standing on the base of the box, each of which had a funny shape.Wan Yu was at a loss and was dumbstruck. In order not to disappoint Zhanbo, Wan Yu forcefully smiled: "Haha, I like it so much...Is this Sailor Moon?" "..." Zhan Bo was speechless. Yifei continued to browse the Internet with his laptop, Meijia watched while drinking a drink, and Zhanbo came over in casual attire.

"Sister, how is the business doing recently?" Zhanbo posted on Yifei. Without looking up, Yifei complained, "Don't mention it. The negative review rate is 98%. I just won the annual Golden Raspberry Store Award. How do you say the business is!" "Ah, why is it so miserable. Let me see." It turned out that Meijia had observed for a long time and hadn't found any problems. Zhanbo is very optimistic: "It's very good, it's down 2 points from last month!" Yifei felt that Zhanbo's optimism was more like a mockery: "Nowadays, perverted buyers are always giving bad reviews. Look at this, the reason for the bad review: why are your walnuts different from others? Shit! And this Tiao: The things are okay, but the attitude is not good! When did I have a bad attitude towards you? I don’t know why, do you want me to say I love you, and I think the attitude is good!” Yifei’s attitude is getting worse and worse, almost roaring, Zhanbo and Meijia lightly rubbed one shoulder of Yifei, trying to calm her down.

"Sister, calm down..." Zhan Bo pointed at the screen, "Then why did you call him a pervert before..." Yifei has a good reason: "Nonsense, look at his name, 'Sell your pants to go online', what is it if it's not a pervert?" Meijia also pointed to the screen: "Look at this article again, the reason for the bad review: My girlfriend's review is average." Yifei was still angry: "Nonsense, he only bought half a catty of hawthorn, tell him to buy a diamond ring!" "Here is another complaint!" Zhan Bo read, "The walnut shell is very hard, and my teeth are about to fall out. I seriously despise the seller for charging extra postage for the weight, and even stuffed a piece of iron into the box!"

Yifei laughed so that Zhanbo's back felt cold: "Hehehehe, let him look carefully at that piece of iron, whether there is a screw in the middle, and then look down to see if there is a seam in the middle, and forcefully separate it along this seam—this The piece of broken iron is the tongs he used to clamp the walnut shells!" Yifei gestured with his hands, and finally he gathered his fists and hammered Zhanbo's thigh. "Calm down, calm down! Hey, there's still a good review here." Zhan Bo seemed to have found a savior. When Yifei was excited, she clasped her hands and thanked God: "After all, there are still normal people in the world!"

Meijia read out: "Praise, the pearl necklace is good, the ring is also pretty, the pillow feels good, and the mobile phone pendant is also good, I really like it!" Yifei's smile gradually froze: "...But I don't have any of the ones she bought?" Zhanbo concluded: "Sister, I don't think you are suitable for this job at all. You are not suitable for business." Yifei was not convinced: "Nonsense, I have already started to think of a way. The competition for selling food is too fierce these days, so I am going to introduce a popular foreign product that is in short supply, and I will definitely make a lot of money!" "Really?" Zhanbo straightened his glasses. "What stuff?" Mika was curious. Yifei solemnly gave four words: "Love at first sight." Meijia was surprised: "Can this be bought?" Yifei carefully took out a small bottle: "This is a kind of aromatherapy imported from India. The name is 'Love at First Sight'. It is extracted from a plant in southern India called 'Bulgado flower'. Scientists discovered that this The nectar of planting flowers is in the form of a colorless liquid. When it is made into aromatherapy and heated, it will emit a charming fragrance, which is not only refreshing, but also promotes the secretion of human hormones, making people feel good about each other involuntarily. Therefore, this aromatherapy in India It is very popular and known as Aladdin's magic lamp for young men and women to date and fall in love." Yifei's eyes glowed, and Zhanbo and Meijia looked at the distant front in unison. "Wow! It's amazing. How much is it?" Meijia was excited. "The breaking price is only 998." Yifei knocked the bottle on the table vigorously, and stretched out the character "eight" with her hand. "It's so expensive!" Meijia was immediately disappointed. "It's good if it works." At this time, Guan Gu broke in and looked at everyone excitedly: "Guess, guess, who's call I just received?" "Namie Amuro?" Mika guessed. Guan Gu shook his head. "Detective Conan?" Mika guessed again. Guan Gu shook his head again. "You have too much imagination. Ke Nan is a cartoon character—I guess it's a robot cat!" Zhan Bo said seriously. "You are more outrageous than me." Meijia pointed to Zhanbo. Guan Gu replied: "Hey! Zhanbo's guess is very close." Zhanbo proudly said to Meijia: "Ha! How is it?" Guan Gu announced the answer: "It's the publishing company of "Doraemon" comics, the father of Doraemon, they want to buy my new comics!" "Really!" Mika screamed and stood up. "Great. Congratulations!" Zhan Bo also laughed. Meijia said affectionately: "I told you that you will succeed. Yeah!" and high-fived Guan Gu. Guan Gu went on to say: "The boss of the publishing company flew over from Tokyo to talk to me. They said that they would also buy the movie rights for the sequel of "Love Triangle Cat". My dream of returning to the Japanese manga industry is about to come true!" Said Guan Gu held Mika's little hand emotionally, "Thank you very much, my success is inseparable from your help." Meijia stared at Guan Gu affectionately, with tears of excitement filling her eyes.She was crying in her heart for a long time, silently muttering: "This is the first time he has physical contact with me in such a long time!" Meijia said to Guan Gu in a trembling voice: "I'm not a good assistant, as long as you don't blame me for helping you a lot." "How could it be?" Guan Gu put down Mika's hand and clapped his fingers to elaborate on every benefit of Mika, "You have always done a good job. You helped me sort out my drawings, proofread them, and also helped me fight cockroaches." Meijia caressed her hands, still pondering: "Yes! Last time I beat cockroaches with your drawing." "Huh? No wonder the publisher said that the drawing is missing four pages." "It's okay, my first dream is about to come true, and I finally have time to realize my second dream!" Sitting down relaxed. "Your second dream?" Zhan Bo asked. Guan Gu replied shyly: "I have been working all the time, and I have no time to fall in love. Now that I am finally free, I want to find a girl who falls in love with me at first sight, and then start my romance." Meijia put her hands on her chest, stunned.Her ghost came to a white room flickeringly.Here, Mika held a huge doll in the shape of a rabbit, smashed the rabbit while crying, and complained aggrievedly: "Mr. Guan Gu, you finally thought of me!" "Then what kind of girl do you want to find?" Zhan Bo helped analyze. Guan Gu was momentarily at a loss for words: "How should I say it?" Yifei pointed at Meijia: "Like Meijia?" Meijia made a shy expression. Unexpectedly, Guan Gu immediately denied it: "No~, in fact, I like girls with a little more feminine look!" "..." Meijia's soul returned to the white house: the ambulance siren blares, the red light is flashing, Meijia is lying on the ground, in shock, the doctors and nurses come to rescue her, put on a respirator, the doctors speak in a hurry : "Quick, get a shot in the arm!" Meijia said bitterly: "I, I, I am not feminine!" The more Guan Gu explained, the more confused he became: "You misunderstood, the femininity I said meant sexy and mature." Meijia subconsciously looked down at her flat chest: "But, I'm cute!" She made a cute pose. "Oh, in Japan, cuteness is used to describe children." Guan Gu was still smiling. A terrifying piano sound came from Meijia's ear, and she said weakly, "Guan Gu-jun, do you think that I—as a girl—have no other advantages?" "Of course not, Mika, you have many advantages..." Guan Gu thought for a long time, then suddenly slapped his head: "—You are very accurate in shooting cockroaches!" Meijia raised her eyebrows slightly, and in that white room, Mijia was in cardiac arrest, she was still lying on the ground, the doctor said: "There is no blood pressure, put on an electric pacemaker." The pacemaker repeatedly shocked Mika's heart, and Mika's body shook up and down with the electric shocks, but her consciousness did not recover at all. Yifei still thinks she's smoothing things over: "It's okay! It's okay. It's easy to find sexy and unrestrained girls. Besides, Meijia already has a boyfriend." "I..." This is not helping Meijia, Meijia is really speechless. "Yeah, oh, I'm going to prepare for the meeting the day after tomorrow afternoon. I have to give them a complete drawing." Guan Gu stood up. "Do you want me to help you?" Meijia pointed to herself. Guan Gu said politely: "No need. If there are any cockroaches this time, I will kill them myself." Then he turned and left. Mika bowed her head sadly and angrily. Zhan Bo got up to catch up, and said mysteriously, "Guan Gu." "Ok?" "When you meet the father of Doraemon later, say hello to me." "What's up?" Zhan Bo took out a doraemon model: "I really want to take a photo with his son, so I just take a photo!" Zhan Bo pointed to the model, and then to himself. Zhanbo's black-rimmed glasses reflected Guan Gu's dull face wearing the same glasses. In the radio studio.Zeng Xiaoxian returned to his familiar position. "Audience friends, welcome to continue listening to "Your Moon, My Heart". The good man is me, I am Zeng Xiaoxian. Do you believe in love at first sight? Some people say that looking back 500 times in the previous life is only in exchange for passing by in this life, 1000 Looking back for the first time, I have fate to look at each other and smile in this life. Whenever I shuttle in the crowd of the subway, I will be deeply moved. I didn’t do anything else in my previous life, and I just looked back all day... In fact, most love at first sight is accompanied by sadness and love at first sight. Hesitating, when your loved one goes to a foreign country, or you meet a loved one in a foreign country, close your eyes and calm yourself down, ask yourself what you really want, you will hear the answer in your Heart ringing... the ad is short, don't walk away!" At the critical moment, Zeng Xiaoxian put up an advertisement.No wonder his show was criticized as worthless. Zhanbo was looking through materials in the storage room. Wan Yu came in quietly: "Zhanbo." Zhan Bo put down what he was doing: "Ah, Wan Yu, why are you here?" Wan Yu put down her satchel: "I want to... thank you." "Thank me?" Wan Yu took out a Transformer from her bag: "That's right! Zhanbo, I like the toy you gave me very much. Can you tell me about its specific situation?" "This is not a toy." Zhanbo was very angry, and the consequences were serious. "This is a work of art! A wonderful flower in the history of human industrial design... Have you figured out what it is called now?" Wan Yu nodded blankly: "Well, Iron Man!" Zhan Bo yelled, "This is Transformers!" Wan Yu tried to get closer to the actual image in memory: "Isn't King Kong the... gorilla who climbed to the top of the building and jerked off?" "Hey!" Zhan Bo felt a headache, "Didn't you watch cartoons when you were young? This is Optimus Prime." Wan Yu got excited and started talking nonsense: "Oh, I remembered! Actually, I like it very much. You know, every girl has a dream since she was a child, that is to marry a Transformer!" "...Really?" Zhan Bo was surprised, he must have never heard of girls having such vivid dreams about Transformers.But this also makes him very happy, at least Wanyu knows the goods, which means that Wanyu can also understand her own temperament and hobbies. "Tell me a little more about this toy, ah no, about the specific details of this wonderful industrial flower. For example, history, culture, and price..." Wan Yu finally revealed her true intentions, but Zhanbo was immersed in happiness. not come out. Zhanbo wanted to start a high-spirited discussion: "All of this starts with the war on the planet Cybertron 5 million years ago. At that time..." Wan Yu interrupted: "Stop, you don't have to start talking so far away. Let's just skip it. What happened in the end? Optimus Prime is dead?" "It died in the 86th episode, but it was revived later. But in the end, it still died," Zhan Bo's long-winded speech began again, "This is very complicated, it has to be traced back to 5 million years ago..." Wan Yu interrupted again: "Stop, I'd better buy a set of cartoons and watch them myself. This is a very precious collection." Zhanbo's satisfaction is beyond words: "Of course. They are all out of print." "Which one of them is the strongest?" "Of course we have to count Optimus Prime," Zhan Bo looked up at the ceiling, "He is the leader of the Autobots, which dates back to 5 million years ago..." "Stop," Wan Yu stared at Optimus Prime's smooth body as if picking up a dollar bill, and smiled brightly at Zhan Bo, "Thank you, Zhan Bo. Your speech today is really wonderful." Wan Yu Resting his head in his heart, he sighed: "Hey, actually I just want to ask him which toy is the most valuable?" Zhanbo felt that he hadn't started the lecture yet, so why did it end?He could only silently watch Wan Yu leave. Ziqiao was on the phone in the living room sofa, and Meijia was wiping the utensils in the kitchen area, her ears pricked up. Zi put on a face: "Hey! Xiaoxue, I'm Lu Xiaobu, don't you remember me? Did we meet in the bar? That's right, I'm the one with Garfield on his ass." Meijia gave Ziqiao a white look. Ziqiao continued to talk eloquently: "...you also reported 20 phone numbers, let me guess which one is yours? Haha, how can you forget the phone number of a beautiful woman. Don't say 20, even if you report 50, I will know all of them. Remember, and then try them one by one. I believe that fate will let me find you. You still have to ask, of course I remember it with my brain." Ziqiao secretly said while talking on the phone: "Are you envious of me? memory? In fact, I only did one thing, which is to turn on the recording function of the mobile phone, and the copycat machine is a cow!" Ziqiao returned to the main story: "Xiaoxue, I really want to see you again. Are you free recently?" Of course, this is his "true story". At this time, the doorbell rang. "Ah! My goods have arrived. Here they come, they come." Mika ran to open the door in surprise. Ziqiao nervously protected the phone and blocked the voice next to her: "What? No, how could there be a woman's voice? You heard it wrong, right? I live alone, and you know I'm very traditional." After Meijia signed for it things, bouncing back, Ziqiao blew his beard and stared at Meijia to be lighter. Zi Qiao regained her composure in an instant: "To be honest, I, Lu Xiaobu, am not short of money, but only need an understanding, gentle and beautiful partner. How do you know I'm talking about you, ha ha." The doorbell rang again. "Ah! Here we go again. Here we come, here we go." Mika ran to open the door in surprise again. Zi Qiao's eyes were red with anxiety: "No. There are no women. Really, it's... the sound of the TV, you know that commercials like to talk over and over again now, sheep, sheep, pigs, pigs, come, come, come It’s sad. It’s not technical at all! I guess it will have to be replayed later!” Sure enough, the doorbell rang again, so Ziqiao simply stretched out the phone a little closer so that the other end of the phone could hear him clearly. "Come, come, come!" Meijia trotted all the way. Ziqiao put the phone back to her mouth: "I said it? Yes, why don't we meet tomorrow night? The old time and the same place, we promise to see you or leave. Goodbye." Ziqiao hung up the phone immediately without giving any rejection Opportunity. "Chen Meijia!" Zi Qiao turned around and glared. Meijia turned back with her eyes: "I am here, what advice do you have?" Ziqiao blamed: "You have to be so surprised? Didn't you see that I was on the phone?" Meijia couldn't see it anymore: "You call your phone number, I will receive my courier. Is it hindering you? By the way, did you change your name to Lu Xiaobu?" Ziqiao wants to teach Meijia a lesson: "What do you know, people are drifting in the rivers and lakes, and safety is very important. Lu Xiaobu is my pen name. To be on the safe side, when I am in the rivers and lakes, I usually use a pen name. " Meijia said disdainfully: "What kind of dragon wags its tail, you have a nervous breakdown, why does your dragon have a Garfield on its ass?" Ziqiao solemnly declared: "Chen Meijia, we are just a fake couple in name, well water does not violate river water, I warn you, don't hinder me from picking up girls when the time comes." Meijia has already practiced dealing with Ziqiao to the point where she packs up things while making him jump wildly: "I don't need to hinder you. As bad as you are, I guess there is nothing to do. How about the recording effect of the counterfeit mobile phone I gave you?" ?” Ziqiao showed off happily: "Hmph, wait. Xiaoxue has promised to date me tomorrow." Meijia didn't even have to look at Ziqiao: "I want to date you out. I've decided here." "Why! This is a shared apartment. Why do I have to be evicted if you stay here?" Ziqiao suddenly became suspicious and stepped forward to peek, "What did you buy?" "You don't care." Meijia picked up the big and small bags and ran to her room. Ziqiao reacted very quickly, picking up the delivery list that Meijia left behind from the table: "Let me see, let me see! Candles, red wine, sexy underwear. You don't know how to do it." "Give it back to me." Meijia snatched the list away. Ziqiao analyzed wretchedly: "Ah! I understand, no wonder you want to drive me away. So you want to set up a ecstasy array at home!" Meijia wanted to be brave: "You are only allowed to mess with women, but I am not allowed to pursue true love! You just said that well water does not violate river water." Ziqiao said triumphantly, "Look at your pomp, you have paid a lot of money. Haha, I just want to know which man is so unpursuing. Come and hear." "Why should I tell you, at least better than you." Mika poked the low-level man in front of her fiercely. Zi Qiao played tricks: "Don't talk about pulling it down, then I really have to come here tomorrow to see what the origin of this unlucky guy is." "Lu Ziqiao, you did it on purpose, didn't you!" Meijia was so anxious that she showed a fierce look. Ziqiao changed her tone: "It's okay to ask me to go out on a date." Meijia hurriedly posted it: "I knew you were the best, Ziqiao." Zi Qiao couldn't take it anymore: "You change the channel too quickly." Meijia immediately understood and said, "In this way, from now on, every Monday, Wednesday and Friday will be your dates, and I will never disturb you." Zi Qiao rolled her eyes: "I haven't finished talking yet. It's okay to ask me to go out on a date, but it's very expensive to take girls out these days. Look, you can always ask for a meal, or watch a movie." Go for it. After watching the movie, you must have a dessert, and also, you must take a taxi back and forth. Sigh! It’s not as economical as coming at home.” As he spoke, he sighed meaningfully. Meijia immediately understood: "Okay! Lu Ziqiao, you are blackmailing!" Zi Qiao looked innocent: "That's right, I'm just complaining about the huge pressure of urban life and the rising prices—that's all." "Take it!" Meijia was cruel, and handed Ziqiao a stack of money. Ziqiao stuffed it into his pocket without even looking at it: "Cheer up! I wish you an unforgettable date. I promise I won't show up tomorrow. I wish you and your MR unlucky ones, and the spring dream has no trace." Said and went out up. Meijia chased after him: "I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda." After Zi Qiao left, the room became clean.Thinking about everything that was going to happen, Meijia couldn't help but feel ecstatic, so she opened her fingers and counted the list: "Candles, red wine, sexy underwear... Humph, Guan Gu is amazing, let me tell you that I don't look like a woman... I seem to be missing something... ...Oh, yes, it was love at first sight!" On the counter of the bar, Zeng Xiaoxian was surfing the Internet while drinking a drink, and Wan Yu came over. Xiaoxian complained: "Wanyu, look at the merchants who open online stores. The service attitude is really declining. I asked him why your walnuts are different from others', and he actually asked me why you don't look like others. Same? What quality is this!" Wan Yu said what she meant: "Mr. Zeng, I would like to ask you to do me a favor." Xiaoxian was still so enthusiastic: "Don't be polite." "Can you lend me your Taobao account?" "Taobao? If you want to buy something, wouldn't it be good to register one yourself? I can lend you the computer." Wan Yu was a little embarrassed: "However, it takes about 3 days to pass the seller's identity verification." "What does that matter, anyway, you are not in a hurry these days." Wan Yu revealed a little truth: "Actually, I...I...I'm waiting for the money to pay the rent." "Hehe, don't be joking, your family is one of the top 500 companies in the world." Xiao Xianxin said that he heard it right. Wan Yu begged: "Really. I escaped from my father. I don't have much money. I have to pay the rent the day after tomorrow. I'm too late." "Don't worry, I'll help you figure out a way. This...you don't have to worry too much. You can't just live for money—isn't there a card?" Xiaoxian laughed secretly at himself for being too smart. Wan Yu pursed her lips: "Daddy suspended all my credit cards. He wanted me to give up and go back to the United States to get married obediently." "Why don't you tell everyone that you have difficulties." Wan Yu is very persistent: "I just don't want to tell everyone. I'm so embarrassed that they know. As long as I solve this month's problem, I will definitely find a job next month. Mr. Zeng, are you also selling things online? "Leaned over to look at Xiaoxian's laptop. Xiaoxian said mysteriously: "Yes, sell my autographed photos." Wan Yu suppressed her laugh. "Great, then I entrust you to sell it for me." "Okay! No problem," Xiaoxian picked up the drink and drank it down. "What are you going to sell?" "Car." Xiaoxian spat out a mouthful of water. Wan Yu hurriedly changed her words: "It's an Autobot." She took out the toy model of Optimus Prime from her bag. Xiaoxian was very surprised: "Why do you have this? I thought only Zhanbo would like this kind of thing." Wan Yu falteringly made up a story: "Uh~ it was when I was a child. I love him the most, and I hug him to sleep every day. So I keep him with me all the time." "Oh~~" Xiaoxian deeply understood. "How much do you think this can sell for?" Wan Yu asked eagerly. Xiaoxian looked Optimus Prime up and down: "I also bought Transformers when I was a child. It cost about 50 yuan each. I don't know if anyone still buys it now. Let me hang it up for you and try it out." Wan Yu was a little disappointed: "Okay, how much is the price? This is a wonderful flower in the history of human industrial design, the most powerful among Transformers." Xiaoxian was stunned when he heard that: "Then order 250 yuan and 40 cents. The two hundred and five is you. I hope to meet a 250 and buy it." Wan Yu thought: "If this can be sold, I have four more, so my rent can be settled." "Okay, let's try it." Xiaoxian tapped the keyboard and posted Optimus Prime. "I forgot yesterday, the air has dried up the sadness, it's hot..." Yifei was wielding a kitchen knife to work in the kitchen, and the noise of humming a ditty made Zhanbo unable to surf the Internet with peace of mind.Mika just opened the door and walked in. "Sister Yifei—" Meijia was so sweet that she could tell at a glance that she needed something from others. "What's the matter?" Yifei shook the hand holding the kitchen knife back and forth. Meijia looked at Zhanbo on the side, and whispered, "The Indian oil you mentioned last time, oh no, do you still have Indian aromatherapy here?" Yifei immediately thought: "You mean 'love at first sight'?" "Hmm." Mika clapped her hands shyly. "I haven't officially started selling it yet, and here is only a small sample bottle." Yifei took out the small bottle from his apron like a peppercorn. Meijia seemed to see the baby, and leaned forward: "Have you used it?" "No, but it is said that the effect is amazing. Foreign countries use this thing to breed endangered animals!" Yifei said that he was happy, and swung the kitchen knife high. Meijia was frightened, and Yifei put down the butcher knife, " According to the experimental data, its medicinal properties are so strong that just a few drops are enough to make two adult wild boars fall in love." "Humph—" Zhanbo snored from his doze, like a wild boar, and Yifei and Meijia's eyes were attracted to him. "Do you want to buy it?" Yifei asked. "That's it. I'll go back and tell Ziqiao. He's very curious and wants to see and see, so he asked me to ask you, can you give us a try, so that we can relive the feeling of falling in love." Son, I wanted to get the potion without spending money, and at the end I also imitated Zhanbo and said "huh--". When a friend asked, Yifei's bold personality came in handy immediately: "Oh, that's it. Then I'll give you this bottle." "Really?!" Meijia said after grabbing the bottle. "Helping others is my consistent virtue." "Sister Yifei, you are so wonderful, you can buy everything." Meijia hugged Yifei, and then bounced away. After hearing the last sentence, Zhanbo said triumphantly, "I can buy everything? Not necessarily! Some things cannot be bought." Yifei had just acted bravely for a righteous cause, so she didn't want to compromise her ability at this time: "What?" Zhanbo cupped the air with both hands: "Limited Edition Transformers!" Yifei sneered and said, "Just your broken toys?" Zhanbo jumped up: "This is not a toy. This is a work of art." The two said in unison: "This is a miracle in the history of human industrial design!" Yifei tilted her head: "Aren't you tired of saying this all the time? A toy is a toy. Don't lie to yourself." There is hidden praise in Zhanbo's words: "You women will never appreciate the value of it. Except for Wanyu." "Wan Yu?" "That's right, I gave her all my limited-edition Transformers, and she is so happy." Poor Zhanbo was still in the dark. Yifei is really worthless for this silly brother: "I heard that right. Are you giving a Transformer as a gift to a girl?" "That's right." Zhan Bo didn't think there was anything wrong. Yifei couldn't help laughing: "Hahaha, good boy! You..." "Very caring, huh?" "You are short-sighted, you! Don't say that you are my younger brother outside. I don't know you well." Yifei backed away. Zhanbo was dissatisfied: "What's wrong? These are limited editions made in the United States 20 years ago, and they are no longer sold worldwide." Yifei looked at him: "SO?" Zhan Bo continued: "It's very precious. Now each one costs at least several thousand yuan, and you may not be able to buy it even if you have money." "Don't be naive, there must be. I'll go to Baidu and Google to show you." Yifei took the computer. "Ha! What did I say? Isn't there one here?" Yifei pointed at the monitor, and Zhanbo grabbed the computer. "What? Optimus Prime, only sell it for 250 yuan and 40 cents?!" Zhanbo trembled involuntarily, and shouted in horror, "How is that possible!" Yifei also saw the mystery of the price: "The number is pretty good. Two hundred and fifty is yours. Only 250 will buy this." Zhanbo leaned against the window, unable to stand still: "It's so cheap, go steal it!" "My condolences. Brother. There are bids." Zhanbo stuttered anxiously: "I swear this Optimus Prime will sell for at least 3,000 yuan. Is there something wrong with this seller? Isn't this destroying the market?" Yifei thought of another aspect: "If Wanyu knows that the baby you gave her is only worth 250, she will definitely think you are a 250." After finishing speaking, she was still gloating. "No, I want to raise the price. I'll offer 3000." Zhanbo said and typed 3000 on the computer. As night fell, Meijia prepared and placed the red wine for the celebration alone in the room. Meijia said to herself: "It's love at first sight, I'll see you today." She poured half a bottle into the craft bottle, fanned it with her hands, and smelled it with her nose: "...it smells so good." At this moment, Guan Gu gently pushed open the door and looked at Mika affectionately: "Miga-san (Japanese: 美嘉)!" Meijia raised her head, and when she turned around, a strong fragrance rose, like a butterfly among flowers: "Sakiya-kun (Japanese: Guan Gu). Welcome back." Guan Gu came over: "You have been waiting for me for a long time!" Meijia said pleasantly: "You came back so early." "I wanted to see you sooner, so I couldn't wait to rush back after the meeting." Guan Gu's Mandarin became particularly pure. Meijia lowered her head shyly: "I hate it, people will be shy. By the way, Mr. Guan Gu, how did your Chinese become so good." Guan Gu said affectionately: "Because I think of you, everything is because of you. I want to tell you the good news earlier." The faces of the two got closer and closer. Meijia is proud of him: "I know you will succeed." "No! It's not the news," Guan Gu paused, and then made a sincere confession, "I want to tell you——I want you to be my girlfriend." A feeling of happiness filled Mika's chest: "Oh! Sakiya-kun." Guan Gu got closer: "Miga-san!" The flame of the red candle flickered. Guan Gu looked at the face of the girl opposite: "You are so cute today - Kawaii, Disney. (Japanese)" Mika was very excited: "Honey, I love you——Aie Sidro (Japanese)!" Meijia and Guan Gu got closer and closer, their fingers slowly touched each other, and they kissed affectionately. "Ah!" Meijia exclaimed, and only then did she come to her senses and realized that this was all her imagination, the candle burned her finger, and Guan Gu was not there. "It seems that the aromatherapy has worked. Oh my god! I almost forgot, where is my sexy suspender dress?" Meijia said, and hurried back to her room to change. The door was ajar, and Yifei came in: "Meijia, I brought your electricity bill for you. Meijia, Meijia." Seeing candles and red wine in the room, Yifei felt very strange. At this time, Meijia's singing came from the back room: "Do you know, do you know, I'll wait until the flowers are gone." Yifei followed the sound and walked into Meijia's room. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” Mika’s scream came first. "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yifei screamed again. Yifei yelled and ran out, and Meijia hurried out wrapped in her nightgown. "My God!" Yifei was determined. Meijia still wanted to fool her: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm just taking a nap." Yifei didn't believe it at all: "Don't tell me, you take a nap every day in that position?! And it's already 7:30 in the evening!" Meijia went on to pretend: "I... didn't expect that when I woke up, it would be dark!" 一菲拖着腮，审视美嘉：“别编，没人能骗得了我胡一菲——你一定是在等子乔对吧？” 美嘉松了一口气：“啊~~讨厌啦又被你一眼就看穿了。” “你们见面要穿成这样？” 美嘉慌忙解释：“我只是在试网上刚买来的新裙子，谁知道，他们偷工减料。” “都减成肚兜了？” “假冒伪劣商品，我一定要去投诉他们。” “慢着慢着，”一菲又来审查餐桌，“连香薰都有。喂！这就是那个'一见钟情'吧。你说是子乔要买的？” “其实……其实……这个。”美嘉眼神飘逸。 “没人能骗得了我胡一菲——你要给子乔一个惊喜。”一菲再次自以为是。 美嘉的心情被一菲折腾得跌宕起伏：“啊~对。惊喜。” 一菲响指一打：“有你的呀！美嘉。怎么没看到子乔呢？” 美嘉的脑袋总算得以喘息，马上现编：“呵呵，是这样的，之前我们吵架了。所以我想和他和好。所以，就想制造一些浪漫，你知道，男人最喜欢浪漫的。” 一菲想要帮人帮到底：“要不要我帮你去找他。” 美嘉赶紧摆手：“不用了，不用了。惊喜嘛！当然是不知情的时候最有效果，我慢慢等。你千万别告诉别人哦。” 一菲一拍胸脯：“放心吧！助人为乐是我一贯的美德。” 美嘉强颜欢笑：“呵呵。” 一菲知趣地说：“那我赶紧走，不打扰你了。把敌人一口吃掉！呵呵”说着关门出去。 美嘉锤着胸口，长舒一口气。 宛瑜一脸轻松地走进曾小贤的客厅，小贤正坐在电脑前。 小贤又在抱怨：“这年头真是世风日下。居然有人在卖'梁朝伟出道前用过的七成新马桶圈'！” 宛瑜接得下句不连上句：“就是呀，万一买回来不是梁朝伟用过的，买家不就亏大了吗！” 小贤当神经病一样看着宛瑜：“呵呵，你可以要求做DNA检测的，”小声说，“说不定马桶圈内侧还有汤唯的签名呢。” “让我看看，你帮我卖的变形金刚怎么样了？” 小贤打开网页：“我帮你在几个主要的交易网站上都挂了拍卖信息，还在人气最高的'ipart.cn'发了广告帖，应该有人回复了。人不能在一棵树上吊死，要在附近几棵树上多死几次试试。” 宛瑜突然开心地指着屏幕：“哈哈哈哈！你看。” "What's wrong?" 宛瑜笑得合不拢嘴，还带抽风：“你看这个名字，'帅得被人砍'，哈哈哈，我猜这个人一定长得不咋地……” 小贤愤怒地看着宛瑜：“……这是我的名字。” 宛瑜马上变为严肃的表情。 “咦，有一个买家留言，要加我。”小贤敲击键盘回复。 宛瑜在屏幕上寻找：“是这个么？'唐僧洗头爱飘柔'？” 在网络的另一边，展博正坐在办公桌前输入聊天信息：帅兄，你这个擎天柱除了高度和长度，其他的尺寸有没有？铁皮厚度？轮胎宽度？保险杠底沿高度？挡风玻璃的偏振周期是多少？ 这一头，客厅里的小贤与宛瑜看着显示器一脸茫然，小贤输入回复内容：……唐兄，不好意思，没那么精确啊。 展博继续输入：顾客是上帝，你连尺寸都不清楚做什么生意？ 小贤直翻白眼：……上帝啊，求你告诉我挡风玻璃的偏振周期是多少吧。 展博敲下：算了，那见面交易行吗？ 宛瑜摇摇头，小贤打下：呵呵，抱歉，不行哦，我们只接受邮购。 展博执着跟进：你说个地方，我去。 小贤回复：当面交易确实不方便呢。 展博在网络聊天中也犯傻：你可以蒙面，或者我蒙面。展博坚定地输入一个数字，回车。 小贤惊讶地叫起来：“天哪！我是不是眼花了。宛瑜你看看，这有没有小数点。” 宛瑜凑近显示器，仔细看：“我看看。My God，3000。” 小贤疑惑地说：“这个唐僧居然出价3000块？太惊天地泣鬼神了！” 宛瑜欢喜不已：“不会吧。” 小贤自言自语：“这玩意儿那么值钱？我看到有个人卖'自己被暴打一顿'也只要2500。看来我也应该把自己那些'被狗咬过的DVD'还有'我出道前用过的马桶圈'都卖掉，一定会有个好价钱。” 宛瑜急不可待了：“3000块啊，那我们卖了它吧！”摇了摇小贤。 “慢着，现在还不能卖？” "why?" 小贤抱臂思考：“我觉得这个价格还会更高。” "what?" “如果这个笨蛋愿意出3000块买这个变形金刚，说明他一定是个执着的笨蛋，而且还挺有钱的。你想想3000都出了，他一定不在乎再多出500块。”小贤伸出一个巴掌。 “你的意思是……”宛瑜猜测着，当然还没猜出来。 小贤说出计划：“我可以再注册一个帐号，和他竞价，然后把价格抬高。” 宛瑜有点心虚：“不太好吧。” 小贤满脸自信：“相信我。我出了3500，他就会出4000。这样你两个月房租不就都有了吗？” 提到房租，宛瑜便同意了：“是哦。” “看我的，没问题的。”小贤输入信息。 子乔正在和小雪约会，从酒吧的楼梯上下来。 “走，我们去看电影吧。最近有部叫《赤壁》的搞笑片很不错，然后我们再去用晚餐和甜点。我都安排好了。”子乔笑得很暧昧。 小雪咬了咬嘴唇，说：“老是看电影，没新意，你就不能做点其他的事？” 子乔满脸奸笑地暗示道：“你是说我们可以做其它的事儿了吗？” 小雪表情尴尬，却又提议：“不如去你家吧。” 子乔当场傻掉了：“啊？”心中却狂喜：“这么便宜我？居然比我还奔放。”但是想起拿了美嘉的好处费，子乔不得不借口拒绝：“呵呵，太快了吧。” 小雪难为情地解释说：“你别误会了，都说看一个独居男人的卧室，就能看出他的性格。” “是吗？下次，下次会有机会让你看到我的卧室的。”子乔断然拒绝，顺便装出一副好男人的形象。 “今天不方便？”小雪试探着问。 子乔不得不说：“是啊，我觉得我们的关系应该循序渐进，其实我是一个很传统的人。第一次就回家，我会不习惯的。” “你真老土。”小雪愤然离去。 子乔心里火烧火燎的，他的精神在遭受前所未有的折磨，他在内心怒斥自己：“天哪！这是我的台词吗？现在社会上的女色狼越来越少了，我曾经发过毒誓，如果让我碰到了，我一定不会放过的……美嘉，这么好的机会，都是你害的。” 事到如今没有别的办法了，子乔只有跟上小雪，送她回家。走到酒吧门口，刚巧遇上了胡一菲。 一菲看到子乔跟别的女孩在一起很是奇怪：“子乔，你怎么在这儿？” “恩！一菲啊！小雪你稍等一下，一个朋友。”子乔把一菲拉到酒吧娱乐区。 “这是谁？”一菲发问。 子乔结结巴巴地回答：“她！她是……她是我的远房表妹。乡下来的，第一次来我们这儿，我准备带他四处转转。” “哦，表妹啊。怎么约在这儿，不带她回家坐坐。” 子乔给问住了：“这个……这个……” 一菲犀利的眼神盯住子乔：“别编，没人能骗得了我胡一菲——” 子乔大惊：“你都知道了？！” 一菲神秘地说：“你和美嘉吵架了吧。” 子乔愣了两秒钟，马上顺着一菲的思路说：“啊~是啊，是啊。该死的，这女人脑子有毛病。气死我了。” 一菲忙开导：“小两口床头吵架床尾和，别那么小气，做男人的让让女孩子是应该的，回去吧。” 子乔无奈地说：“不行，我还是不能回去。” “因为……因为……关谷，我表妹她有日本人恐惧症。都是日本恐怖片闹的。她一看到日本人就害怕。万一等会儿看到关谷，发起病来又流口水又抓墙，很吓人的。我还是带她去别的地方转转吧。”说完，子乔就要走。 一菲心里寻思着：“子乔一走，美嘉精心安排的浪漫之夜不就泡汤了？难得美嘉改过从良，我得想个办法。”一菲赶紧叫住子乔：“子乔。我……还是和你说实话吧。刚才，我看到美嘉拿着箱子出去了。” 子乔马上集中注意力，问道：“出去了？去哪儿？” 一菲装得挺像那么回事：“不知道，估计是你跟她吵架的缘故。她说她回娘家了，还让你不要打电话给她，不信你回去看看。” “真的啊，这么严重？”子乔嘴上关切，心里那个爽啊：“太好了，美嘉不在，房子就是我的了。而且，饭钱，打车钱，电影票钱都省了，美嘉，我就不客气了。哈哈哈哈！” 子乔对一菲说：“好的，一菲，谢谢你啊，我得赶紧回去了。”然后，转身对着小雪激动地说：“小雪，你不是要看我的卧室吗？今天让你看个够！跟我来。” 子乔拉走小雪，一菲得意洋洋地目送他们。电话铃响，一菲接电话。 “喂？展博啊？” 展博在电话那头，转着靠背椅：“姐！我就说终于碰到有人识货了。网上的那个擎天柱已经有人出价3500了！” 一菲将信将疑：“真的？我马上过来。” 小贤还正一本正经地盯着电脑，宛瑜送上拌面和八宝粥。 "How's the situation?" “没动静。再等等。” “哈哈哈哈哈！”宛瑜又指着显示器笑得前俯后仰。 “又怎么了？”小贤纳闷儿了。 “对不起，我忍不住，这个名字实在是太贱了，'丑得想整容'，比你的还贱，哈哈哈哈！”宛瑜用力拍着小贤的后背。 “哈哈，好玩吧……这是我刚改的新名字！”小贤猛吃一口面。 宛瑜笑容凝固：“……你不是叫'帅的被人砍'么。” 小贤严肃地望着她：“我想低调一点有错吗？” 宛瑜拼命摒住笑，忽然传来滴滴一声。 “来了来了，哈！那个唐僧果然出价4000。”不出所料，小贤兴奋异常。 宛瑜见好即收：“太好了，出手吧。” 小贤玩心理战玩上了瘾：“不行。才不到10分钟，就涨了1000块。看来他接受我们的挑战很坚决啊。” "what do you mean……" 小贤再出一步棋：“我们要继续挑战他，直接上到5000。看他的反应。” 宛瑜又紧张起来：“太多了吧。” “一不做，二不休。舍不得孩子套不着钱。”小贤的屏幕上，输入了5000元。 一菲走进展博的办公室，夜已深，办公室里只剩展博一人。 “姐，快快快！看，有人出5000了，我说什么来着，我说什么来着？”展博脸望着一菲，手指着显示器。 一菲盯着上面的数字，说：“一定又是一个脑袋里长结石的。” “面对现实吧，看看，这是市场，市场的呼声。”展博敲击键盘，还要出价。 一菲疑惑：“你要干吗？” 展博头也不抬：“出价啊！我出6000块。”只伸出一只手，做了个“六”的手势。 一菲惊呼：“你有毛病啊？你不是都有一个了吗？” “从照片上看，这个擎天柱比我那个更新，颜色更亮。一定也是行家放出来的压箱货，我要买下来再送给宛瑜。让他知道我的这份礼物有多重。”展博露出胜利者的微笑。 “还送，你没事吧？”一菲像看到一个火星来客。 “中国有句老话：'佛争一炷香，人争一口气。'”展博继续竞价，一菲抬头仰望着天。 子乔和小雪推门进屋，第一眼就看到蜡烛，红酒和玫瑰。 小雪惊呼：“哇塞。好浪漫啊！” 子乔傻傻地跟在后面：“阿欧！什么情况。” “你为我准备的？”小雪望向子乔。 子乔当然照单全收：“啊~喜欢吗？” 小雪娇羞着说：“你明明准备好了，还假装说去看电影。讨厌~” 子乔脑子一激灵：“本来我准备循序渐进的，既然你说看一个男人的房间能看出一个人的性格。那我就恭敬不如从命了。其实我想给你一个惊喜。” 小雪看到蜡烛旁边剩下的瓶子。 “好香啊。这是什么？”小雪拿起剩下的药水。 子乔胡编乱造：“嗯~这是二锅头。” “也是为我准备的？” "certainly." 这时，从里面房间传来美嘉的歌声：“你知不知道，你知不知道，我等到花儿也谢了……” 子乔惊觉：“美嘉！” 小雪更是花容失色：“怎么会有人？还是个女的？” 子乔感到大事不好了，也顾不了那么多了，瞎扯道：“呵呵，也……也是为你准备的。” 小雪疾步走向里屋，质疑地推开门。 “啊啊啊啊啊啊！”再是传来小雪的尖叫。 小雪大叫着逃出来。 子乔关切地问：“怎么回事？” 美嘉随后裹着睡袍跑出来。 “子乔！你怎么在这儿？”美嘉质问。 “你不是走了吗？” “谁说的啊！” 小雪看着两人，焦急地问：“小布！她是谁！” 危急中，子乔想起刚刚忽悠一菲的谎话：“她……她是……我远房表妹。” “真的吗？我不信。”小雪脸上也显示她不信。 “没骗你，不信你问她。”气氛凝固，子乔对美嘉狂眨眼睛。 美嘉两手插进睡袍，不肯说话。 小雪喝止：“不许使眼色。” “我没有使眼色。”子乔假装眼睛进沙子。 美嘉得意地笑啊，心说你吕子乔也有今天。 子乔没辙了，从口袋里拿出100块钱，向美嘉示意。 美嘉还是不开口。 子乔又从口袋里拿出100块钱。 美嘉就是不开口。 子乔把所有的钱都拿出来了，口袋内胆都翻出来了。 “好吧，我是她表妹。”美嘉终于松口。 子乔长舒一口气，对小雪说：“我没骗你吧。” “谅你也不敢。”小雪得意地说。 子乔还要画蛇添足，小声说：“我都说了，远房表妹，乡下来的，没进过城，暂时住在我家里。” 小雪却放大音量让美嘉也能听见：“哦，乡下来的，怪不得还穿肚兜。”美嘉气得瞪大眼睛。 “肚兜？”子乔重复。 小雪接着落井下石：“其实我刚才就看出她是个土包子的，你们瞒不了我。” 美嘉气急败坏地命令道：“你！吕子乔！你过来。” 小雪听出了蹊跷：“子乔？你不是叫小布吗？” 子乔吞吞吐吐地说：“这是我乡下的小名。其实我也是乡下来的（方言）。” 小雪自鸣得意：“哈！其实我早就看出来了。” “你坐一会儿哦。”子乔说着，被美嘉拖回里屋。 “多谢了，反应真快！”子乔竖起大拇指。 美嘉那个气啊：“我一口盐汽水喷死你！你这个屁股长在脸上整天放屁的王八蛋。收了我半个月的工资还敢毁约。你人品也太滥了吧。你给我马上出去，光速有多快你就给我滚多快！” 子乔可真是郁闷了：“我也不知道。是一菲跟我说你出去了，我也是被诓了。” 美嘉哪肯相信：“她吃饱事情没饭做要诓你？”话都说不利索了。 “问得好！我也想知道她为什么吃饱了撑的诓我。”子乔觉得自己也是受害者。 这时候，两人同时收到一条短消息。 两人一起念道：“不用谢我，我们那疙瘩都是活雷锋，胡一菲！？” “……我知道了。”美嘉一拍头，认了。 子乔哀求：“这样，一会你帮我跟小雪解释一下。” “还说，我还被人鄙视了，她才是土包子呢。她全家土包子！她妈黒袜子！她爸锡纸头！”美嘉越说越气要冲出去扁人，子乔赶忙拉住美嘉。 子乔苦苦哀求：“美嘉，冷静，美嘉，求你了，配合我一下，算帮我个忙，好不好。” “好吧！反正我的约会也黄了……”美嘉说得好好的，又往门外冲，“要死我们一起死。” 子乔用自己当人墙挡住：“别！你说什么我都答应你行了吧。” “真的？”美嘉奸笑。 "real." “双倍。”美嘉伸出两根手指。 子乔跳起来：“你抢劫啊！” 美嘉装模作样地嚷着：“美女！其实我是吕子乔的……” 子乔一把捂住美嘉的嘴：“双倍就双倍。” 美嘉逮到机会，连本带利地要回来：“还有，赶紧带着你的土包子撤退，二四六是我的。” 子乔被剥削得腿都软了：“你也太狠了吧。” 美嘉昂头挺胸：“对敌人的宽容就是对自己的残忍，我招谁惹谁了呀。我还有约会呢。” 子乔垂头丧气地说：“行了，撤退就撤退吧。”走到门口，突然意识到了什么，回头：“对了，你刚才穿着肚兜？” 美嘉嘴硬：“谁说我穿着肚兜！” 子乔不依不饶：“那你把睡袍脱下来我看看。” “我……”美嘉噎着了。 子乔把一肚子的愤恨都化为嘲笑：“我吕子乔行走江湖这么多年，还没见过穿肚兜约会的呀。” “我乐意，你管得着吗？” “越