Chapter 3 The third chapter carries the melancholy to the end

In a bar, Meijia, Wanyu and Zhanbo hold a four-person party to welcome the arrival of new roommate Guan Gu.Zi Qiao, who got the RMB, would certainly not be able to attend the party with peace of mind at this time, and he didn't know where he went to fool around.Yifei and Xiaoxian, who are suspicious and apprehensive, may find it difficult to integrate into this brainless foursome.This is also good, the four brainless young men and women are just right to get together, put aside surveillance and suspicion, but it is easy to relax and enjoy the joy. Meijia raised her glass: "Welcome Mr. Guan Gu to live in the love apartment. Cheers!"

Everyone toasted: "Cheers!" Guan Gu raised the cup to the highest: "Please take care of me! (Japanese)" It was rare for Zhan Bo to relax, and he became articulate: "By the way, Mr. Guan Gu, are you still used to living in China?" Guan Gu seemed very happy: "Oh, I'm so used to it. Chinese food is great. Yesterday, Meijia cooked a dish that was so delicious." Meijia smiled sweetly at the side, "It's called... braised buttocks!" Wan Yu and Zhan Bo choked while drinking water.Meijia corrected Guan Gu's pronunciation: "Braised Pork Ribs".

Guan Gu was apologetic: "Oh, it's braised pork ribs. Sorry (Japanese)." Wan Yu asked softly, "Mr. Guan Gu, do you think learning Chinese is difficult?" Guan Gu said with a serious expression: "I think my relationship with Chinese is like my relationship with my girlfriend. I love her very much, but I can't control her." He shook his head while speaking. Meijia was very nervous: "Do you have a girlfriend?" Guan Gu explained: "Oh, I'm just making a comparison." Zhanbo suggested: "Mr. Guan Gu, I know a good Chinese class called Martian Chinese. If you are interested, you can try it."

Guan Gu said excitedly: "That's great, my Chinese still needs to be improved." Meijia encouraged: "Don't be modest, Mr. Guan Gu, your Chinese is almost as good as Zhanbo." Zhanbo had an innocent expression: "Huh?" Meijia continued to ask considerately: "Then what do you think of China?" "Oh, it's amazing (in Japanese)," Sekiya said respectfully, "It's completely different from what I imagined, but... I heard that you Chinese are very modest, but now it doesn't seem to be true." Zhan Bo was a little unconvinced: "Why?"

Guan Gu said solemnly: "Every day on the road, I can always see you writing things like 'China is very good', 'Chinese people are very good', 'China's agriculture is very good', 'China's business is very good'... Oh!' Guangdong's development is very good', I know you are very good in many aspects now, but you don't need to write it everywhere?" Guan Gu was immersed in the confused impression of China alone, and the other three were speechless. Yifei sneaked in through the door, holding a piece of old paper, and said nervously to Xiaoxian: "Hey! Zeng Xiaoxian, help me identify this."

Xiaoxian took it over: "What's the smell?" Then he put his nose on it and smelled it. "I found it in the trash can in Ziqiao's apartment." Yifei broke the news. Xiaoxian threw away the note like an electric shock: "Er..." Yifei answered nonchalantly: "Why, I think Ziqiao's recent behavior is abnormal, he doesn't wake up during the day, doesn't sleep at night, buys a green hat and keeps muttering all day long, do you think he is psychopathic because of a broken relationship? " Xiaoxian's anger still persisted: "At least he didn't go crazy enough to dig through other people's trash cans! You can figure it out, is it disgusting? At least you have to wear gloves before digging through it, right?..." Sudden vigilance Added bluntly, "Did you dig through my trash can?"

"Not recently." Yifei waved his hand. Xiaoxian was furious: "What!" Yifei said lightly: "Oh, I just wanted to see if Meijia and Guan Gu left any new evidence of cheating." Xiaoxian said contemptuously: "It's really gossip..." Then he paused and couldn't help asking, "Then did you find it in the end?" Yifei said disdainfully: "Don't be wordy, just look at what is written on the note." Xiaoxian thought it was dirty, so he motioned for Yifei to carry the note, and the two of them read it for a long time. Yifei observed carefully for a long time: "The writing is so sloppy, I can't understand a single word, is it Martian? What do you see?"

Xiaoxian squinted at Yifei: "You took it upside down." Yifei turned the note 180 degrees, and Xiaoxian read: "I have turned my wounds into roses, my tears have turned into rainwater and have already reincarnated, for the olive tree in my dream, the olive tree..." Read to the end , I was intoxicated. Yifei said distressedly: "So sad~~" Xiaoxian commented in amazement: "Excellent literary talent... Are you sure you didn't find this in my trash can?" Yifei sized Xiaoxian up with disdain, and then analyzed: "The olive tree is also green, could it be...he has already realized that he has been cuckolded?"

At this time, Ziqiao suddenly pushed the door open and came in, wearing a new green hat on her head, earphones in her ears, humming: "Say listen to me, there is a green light, where is happiness," and walked straight away He went to the refrigerator, took a carton of milk, and finally yelled hoarsely, "Where is happiness..." Then walked out without anyone else. Yifei said frantically: "He bought another green hat? And when you listen to his lyrics, there is a green light. Ziqiao must already know where happiness is!" Xiaoxian pondered for a long time: "...he seems to be holding my milk!"

At this time, a white self image suddenly appeared in Ziqiao's mind, and this self moved a white podium, and was talking boastfully: "One of the secrets of chasing girls is to match what they like. For example, the girl I plan to date recently happens to be Stefanie Sun’s hardcore fan, what should I do? It’s very simple——” This person bent down and took out a stack of discs, “learn all of Stefanie Sun’s songs, and sing love songs hand in hand in a romantic environment , she will definitely fall in love with my mobile karaoke station!... But then again, the lyrics are really hard to memorize, where is my cheat sheet..." I took out the cheat sheet from my pocket and sang, "I have, already Turn my wounds into roses, my tears... have already turned into rainwater and have already reincarnated." Thinking of this, Zi Qiao in the corridor outside the door burst into joy.

Yifei in the room was worried about Zi Qiao: "Look at his distraught appearance, and pretending to be nonchalant on the surface, this is a sign of schizophrenia!" Xiaoxian didn't think so: "It's not enough based on these two sentences." Seeing Xiaoxian's indifference, Yifei became even angrier: "Speaking of which, it's all your fault!" Xiaoxian spread his hands together: "...how does his mental abnormality have something to do with me?" "You were the one who stopped me back then and told me not to break the window paper," Yifei pinched her fingers, "but if you think about the three of them, they live in the same room, you will know sooner or later! Now it's alright, Something happened to Dong Chuang, and he has nowhere to confide in, so depression is inevitable." Yifei sat down, seeming to characterize Ziqiao. Xiaoxian also became nervous: "Then I'll let him talk about it now." As he said that, he was about to get up. Yifei yelled: "Nonsense! Now his wounds have turned into roses, and his tears have been reincarnated. If you stimulate him now, isn't it equivalent to sending him to the West Road?" Xiaoxian nodded secretly, Agree. The two sat back on the sofa and fell silent.Xiaoxian said with a sullen face, "The milk he took must be mine!" Yifei rubbed up the paper ball and threw it at it. Mika is cleaning in the studio wearing an apron.Guan Gu pushed the door open and came in dejectedly. Meijia didn't notice it, and just kept saying hello happily: "Ah, Mr. Guan Gu, welcome back! How about the Chinese class?" Guan Gu said angrily: "It's okay, but I think our husband (in Japanese) doesn't like me." Meijia asked with concern: "Why? I think your Chinese pronunciation is much better now than before." Guan Gu said reluctantly: "But I always fail in composition and sentence making. Today, my husband asked us to find an idiom to make a sentence to describe a person who is very happy." Meijia said softly: "Then what did you say?" Guan Gu said seriously: "Smiling Jiuquan." "Uh..." Meijia was struck by lightning, "Actually, there are many idioms like this. Come on, follow me and say it. ——I am very happy to see you." "I'm very happy to see you." Guan Gu continued. "Seeing you makes me happy." Meijia covered her heart with her hands. "Seeing you, my heart is full of joy." Guan Gu studied very seriously. "Seeing you and me," Mika tricked, "It was love at first sight!" "Seeing you and me..." Guan Gu was stunned for a moment, seeing Mijia closing her eyes and dreaming, criticizing, "Mejia, you are naughty again." Meijia rubbed her hands: "Let me just say, Mr. Guan Gu, you speak Chinese very well." Guan Gu unbuttoned his jacket and took a breath: "Today, two Thai classmates nicknamed me. They said that in their hometown, the best friends are called 'P so so so'". Mika repeated: "P what what?" Guan Gu slowly explained to Meijia: "For example, Meijia, you are my good friend. If your surname is Chen, I will call you P Chen, and Ziqiao Jun's surname is Lu, so I will call him P Lu, and so on." Meijia thought about it: "P Lu, oh, that's okay, then they will call you P Guan Gu." Guan Gu was in a hurry: "That's the problem, they think it's troublesome, they must call me," paused embarrassedly, "P Gu." Meijia couldn't help laughing and sprayed Guan Gu's face, which made Guan Gu even more embarrassed, and fell on his back on the sofa. Yifei was looking through medical materials, and she picked up one of them, which said "Clinical and Pathological Analysis of Depression". Xiaoxian was immersed in reading "Abnormal Psychology": "In my opinion, he is only in a temporary low ebb period. It is normal for men to have such a few days every month." Learn now and sell now. Yifei analyzed according to the "Clinical Pathological Analysis of Depression": "Suffering a major blow leads to extreme disorder of mental adjustment ability. This is a very typical depression, of which 41% are caused by cheating, oh my god!" Pass the book over Show Xiaoxian. Xiaoxian leaned his neck back, pulling away from the book: "Don't you teach politics? You also understand this?" Yifei opened her mouth and said, "Our family has a history of mental illness." Xiaoxian was stunned for a second: "Oh! No wonder you are so perverted. Ahahaha..." Yifei gritted her teeth and glared at Xiaoxian, who kept her voice down as if she was reading a magazine. Yifei clarified the facts: "I mean, my aunt, no, Zhanbo's aunt has a history of mental illness." Xiaoxian asked: "Isn't Zhanbo's aunt your aunt? Aren't you conjoined twins?" He said and put his two fingers together. Yifei was a little impatient: "The situation is like this. In fact, my mother is Zhanbo's stepmother, and his father is my stepdad. So when I was young, although I called his aunt, Zhanbo's aunt was actually just him. My aunt is not my real aunt. Because my father is an only child, I don’t have any aunt in blood, understand?” He spoke fluently and quickly. Xiaoxian didn't hear clearly at all, he was stunned, and quickly pretended to be clear: "...It's clear at a glance." Yifei saw it: "I know it is difficult to understand with your IQ. Let's put it this way. We reorganized our family when we were young, and then I grew up with Zhanbo, so even if we are brothers, there are still essential differences in genes. do you understand?" Xiaoxian became serious: "That means your aunt's illness has little to do with you?" Yifei firmly said, "That's right!" Xiao Xian wondered again: "But what does this have to do with Zi Qiao?" Yifei patted the book: "The symptoms are similar! When I was young, my aunt was also a good-looking talent. She was smart and attractive. Later, after experiencing a relationship failure... she became ill." Yifei's eyes were very focused. Far, seems to be caught in memory. Xiaoxian was quite interested: "What symptoms does she have?" Yifei continued to recall: "I don't wake up during the day, I don't sleep at night, I bought a Little Red Riding Hood and muttered all day long!" Xiaoxian's jaw dropped half in surprise: "Huh?" Yifei's summary statement: "Later she was sent to a mental hospital, until now." At this time, Zhan Bo just came out of the house, heard the conversation between the two, and said word by word: "My aunt lives in a mental hospital?" Xiaoxian pouted at Yifei: "He doesn't know?" Zhanbo ran over excitedly: "But my dad told me that she went to Narnia and lived a happy life." He couldn't accept it. Xiaoxian laughed and teased: "Hahaha...she may live in the 'Narnia Sanatorium'". Yifei said helplessly to Zhanbo: "Do you really believe the things your dad made up to trick you? Can't you tell which ones are real and which ones are fictional?" "Of course I know," Zhan Bo patted his chest fiercely, "I'm not a child. Things like Batman and Spiderman are just fiction—but Santa Claus is real, and he gave me presents!" Xiaoxian said to Zhanbo sympathetically: "Zhanbo, I know the history of your family," stood up, and put his arms around Zhanbo's neck like a buddy, "If you have these 'superior' ideas in the future, I will never Blame you." Xiaoxian looked at Zhanbo very uncomfortable: "Wait a minute, you don't want to say that I will also inherit...that disease, right?" Xiaoxian sighed sadly and patted Zhanbo.Zhanbo was terrified. Yifei couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Hey, let me tell you two not to make such a fuss, okay?" Zhanbo jumped up and said seriously: "Of course we have to figure it out. My favorite aunt was moved from 'Narnia' to a mental hospital. I wrote to her when I was a child, waiting for her to pick me up too. .” Zhanbo was a little delirious with excitement. Zeng Xiaoxian hid aside and laughed to himself. No one knew that a strange picture was popping up in his mind: in the picture, he was wearing a white coat, and then he looked like the host of a TV shopping guide program, and spoke in an extremely exaggerated way: "Narnia Nursing home, one injection package has good therapeutic effect, no worries and restless sleep early, 20% off rewards cost less money, and the nationwide promotion period, the breaking price is only 998!" It is exactly the same as a TV shopping guide program, when the host releases the so-called explosive When the price is set, the number is displayed on the screen with special effects at the right time, "Immediately admitted to the hospital, you will also receive a diamond-encrusted kitchen knife with eight stars and eight arrows," Xiaoxian in the screen suddenly pulled out a gleaming diamond-encrusted kitchen knife, The screen then trembled, "Narnia Sanatorium, the effect is good!" Xiaoxian took out a golden cane with a thumbs up in his right hand, and of course the subtitle in the lower third of the screen read: "Narnia Sanatorium, the national free service hotline 500-199-1999." Guan Gu was alone on the sofa in the living room playing computer. The doorbell rang, Guan Gu got up and opened the door: "Here we come." Opening the door, a child in the third grade of elementary school stood at the door, holding a donation box in his hand, and there were several pots of green plants in the basket behind him.The child greeted respectfully: "Hello, Uncle." Guan Gu happily replied: "Hi, hello." He bowed to the child. The child said childishly, "Uncle, we are collecting donations for polar bears, do you want to participate?" Guan Gu couldn't understand: "What is fundraising?" The child said while taking out the photo album: "Look, this is a photo of a polar bear. This year, the temperature is high, so there is freezing rain in Antarctica. Many polar bears got wet and froze to death." He pointed it to Guan Gu. "It's freezing rain in Antarctica!" Guan Gu expressed sympathy, and then wondered, "Why did the polar bear freeze to death?" The child was stunned for a moment, and immediately changed the topic: "Uncle, did you have no money to go to school when you were young, so your Mandarin is not standard?" Guan Gu was very embarrassed when the child said this: "Ah? No, actually, Uncle, I came from a very far away place." The child glanced at Guan Gu and said disdainfully, "Don't say you are from Ultraman's hometown." Guan Gu thought of Japan, thought of manga, thought of his own work, connected them together, and said embarrassingly: "I... I am indeed from the hometown of Ultraman!" The child looked at Guan Gu speechlessly, shook his head and said, "Are you coaxing the children? There is a psychopath next door who said that he has relatives living in Narnia. Uncle, do you have any money? If you donate money, we will send it to you." You have a small pot of flowers, you can raise them well, not only donating money for polar bears, but also contributing to greening the earth." Guan Gu felt that what the child said made sense, so he immediately took out the money.The child took the money, handed Guan Gu a pot of flowers, bowed and ran away.Guan Gu did not forget to add: "Say hello to the polar bear for me!" Meijia came out of the room at this time, seeing the "flower" in Guan Gu's hand, she was very surprised: "Guan Gu, where did this pot of garlic come from?" Guan Gu excitedly told Meijia: "Oh, just now a child came to collect donations for polar bears. I donated money, and he gave me this potted flower." Meijia immediately became vigilant: "Fundraising? Show me." Guan Gu handed the potted flowers to Meijia, and Meijia read the card on the flowerpot: "Good person card? Thanks to your donation, the polar bears will have a better living environment. Thank you. After our appraisal, you are a good person. We hereby send this Card, as a commendation?" Looking back nervously, Guan Gu asked, "How much did you donate?" "Not much, 1000 yuan." Guan Gu waved his hand embarrassingly. Meijia yelled: "1000 yuan... for this pot of garlic!" Guan Gu comforted: "Show your love." Meijia was very upset about Guan Gu: "Please, 1,000 yuan! You can buy two truckloads of garlic for 1,000 yuan. You must have been cheated! No, I will help you get the money back!" After Meijia finished speaking, she strode out the door. Guan Gu wanted to call her: "Meijia!" but it was too late. In another suite, Zhan Bo leaned his head on the sofa: "I still can't accept it, why is my aunt in the hospital?" Yifei comforted softly: "Fool, I thought you would understand when you grow up. Think about it, every time my aunt came to visit our house when I was young, my father would happily announce: 'Your favorite aunt is here to visit, hurry up Go downstairs to meet her'. But later, every time my aunt came, my father would say: 'My aunt is coming, quickly hide the kitchen knives and other things that can hurt people'. Until the end, every time my aunt came , Dad would say: 'My aunt is coming, everyone run for your life.' Don't you remember?" Zhanbo shook his head like a wave drum: "I don't remember anything about my childhood." Xiaoxian pointed to the book and read: "The spongy brain tissue caused by schizophrenia will lead to slow memory loss." Zhanbo was extremely depressed: "I just said how I often forget important things..." Yifei was getting impatient: "Brother, I guarantee you are 100% normal..." Xiaoxian interjected: "...so far." Zhanbo said with dull eyes: "Sometimes I suddenly start doing push-ups, or move the parking space endlessly... Last night I fantasized that I turned into a white fox and ran in the rain. Do you think there is something wrong with me? ?” Xiaoxian suppressed a smile. Yifei begged for mercy: "Okay, fifty percent." Xiaoxian found another sentence from the book, pointed to it and read: "Do you have any spiritual sustenance, self-relaxation and leisure activities?" Zhanbo blinked sadly: "I've been listening to the radio show "Your Moon, My Heart" hosted by you every day recently." Xiaoxian was very proud: "Oh?" Yifei stood up as if a switch had been touched: "What? The biggest anomaly before my aunt got sick was listening to this program crazily!" Zhan Bo sucked in a breath of cold air. Xiaoxian strongly protested: "Hey, your aunt had my show back then?" Yifei argued: "It's just that the stupid show wasn't called this stupid name at that time, and the host was another stupid--the good man is me, my name is Zhang Xiaobin, ha--" Yifei gave all of himself Amused. Zeng Xiaoxian stood up slowly, and was about to explode, but Zhan Bo rushed out the door ahead of him. Yifei asked, "Where are you going?" Zhanbo didn't look back, and walked out in a daze: "Which hospital does my aunt live in? I want to see her." Zhanbo's expression was very sad, as if he was about to cry, Yifei saw it I couldn't bear it, but before she could continue to explain, Zhanbo turned around and asked nonchalantly, "Do you think I can still be saved?" Yifei was so choked that he felt mentally ill. Hu Yifei and Zeng Xiaoxian are binding the promotional windows in the lobby of the apartment downstairs. Yifei put her hips on her hips and warned Xiaoxian: "Zeng Xiaoxian, don't keep scaring my younger brother, he takes everything seriously, if you really scare him stupid, why don't you raise him?" Xiaoxian didn't mean it, so he nodded and smiled back: "Where is Zhanbo?" Yifei picked up the newspaper: "I went to see my aunt, and he said that I need to go through the procedures to get my aunt out on 'bail'." Xiaoxian pressed, "Your family has another aunt in prison!" Yifei jumped up angrily: "What nonsense! The nursing home said that my aunt's condition is quite stable recently, so Zhanbo wanted to bring her over for a sit..." Xiaoxian stared at Yifei: "It's not dangerous, is it?" "No danger, no tendency to violence..." Yifei suddenly remembered what his father said, "I'd better go back and hide all the kitchen knives..." Then he went to press the elevator button. Xiaoxian followed closely behind: "Then how do you think Ziqiao's matter will be resolved?" Only then did Yifei think of the main point: "His problem is serious! It's exactly the same as my aunt's symptoms back then. My aunt used to copy notes endlessly. Why don't you find him a psychiatrist?" Fei proposed. Xiaoxian said cautiously: "I think seeing a psychiatrist will only make him more nervous." The suggestion was rejected, and Yifei said stingingly: "It's better to find a professional doctor than to listen to those radio hosts who can only make sarcastic remarks." There is no way, as soon as these two people meet, they will provoke each other to the point where you just jump and then I will dance again. Xiaoxian was so provoked that he jumped a step away: "I just suggest, think long-term and don't act rashly. This is not the same as making sarcastic remarks at all. And Psychiatrists today are like those so-called consulting firms that take out your watch, look at it, tell you the time, and put it in their pocket. This is totally robbery!" Xiaoxian spoke vividly, and Yifei couldn't believe it: "You haven't seen a psychiatrist, how do you know it's not right?" "Who said I haven't seen it." After Xiaoxian finished speaking, he realized that he had slipped his tongue. Yifei's eyes lit up immediately: "Really? So you also went to Narnia?" After speaking, he turned and entered the elevator. Xiaoxian followed into the elevator: "You just went to Narnia. I know Ziqiao's situation very well. He is not happy! He comes and goes quickly. Buy him an ice cream and he will be fine." Yifei sneered: "Ha! That's how our family treated my aunt at the time. As a result, after three months, she began to imagine that she was a refrigerator, and then poked her finger into the socket." Xiaoxian said with integrity: "The key is to have love!" Yifei didn't understand: "Is there love?" While gesticulating with his hands, Xiaoxian said sincerely: "What Ziqiao needs is true love, which comes from human care. You have to let him know that there are many friends in this world who care about him, so that you can let him He broke free from the haze of broken love. We want to send warmth." Xiaoxian's true feelings as if he experienced it personally deeply infected Yifei. At this time, Yifei even wanted to compose a symphony for Xiaoxian's words. Yifei needs to know a more specific method: "Send warmth? How do you plan to send it?" At this time, Xiaoxian found that the two had waited for a long time but did not press the elevator floor. He wanted to reach out to press the elevator floor, but Yifei rushed to press it for him. At noon, Yifei gently opened the door of Ziqiao's room, and Ziqiao was still lying on the bed sleeping.Holding a small dining table on the bed, Xiao Xian tiptoed in. Yifei called softly: "Zi Qiao~ are you still sleeping?" Saying that, she walked to Zi Qiao's bedside. Ziqiao was woken up, looking tired: "Ah, it's you, Yifei, Teacher Zeng." Yifei asked with concern: "It's already noon, are you still sleeping?" Ziqiao said hesitantly: "Ah~ I listened to Mr. Zeng's program in the middle of the night, "Your Moon, My Heart". It's good, very good." He closed his eyes as he spoke. Yifei and Xiaoxian look at each other, feeling that the situation is very bad. Ziqiao lay on the bed and thought to himself: Actually, I got up at 3:00 yesterday and stole the satellite signal next door to watch the Asian Cup, the Chinese men's football team vs the Cambodian women's football team, hey!Come on Chinese men's football team!Wait, they are not here to trick me into attending the old cadre party of the neighborhood committee again. Thinking of the end, Zi Qiao's body trembled involuntarily.Yifei and Xiaoxian looked a little guilty. Ziqiao didn't want to go to any veteran party, so she said, "I don't know what's going on, I feel very tired recently." He was about to sit up. Yifei quickly pressed Ziqiao: "Don't get up, don't get up, we have prepared a super-value breakfast at McDonald's for you, wheat-flavored pork tenderloin eggs, and milk tea." Xiaoxian brought breakfast to bed with the small dining table: "Zi Qiao, hurry up, drink the milk tea while it's hot." Ziqiao felt that something was wrong, something happened, and his face turned pale: "Pork tenderloin? What happened? You can tell me, is Meijia dead?" The first thing he thought of was Meijia. "No! How is it possible?" Xiaoxian's words were very contagious, "We... just thought, as your roommates, neighbors, and good friends, we should do something special for you on this sunny noon." Yifei also said kindly: "Do you feel 'warm'?" She gave Ziqiao a look. Xiao Xian took out two tickets from his pocket: "By the way, I have two tickets for the premiere of "Transformers II" tonight, do you want to go and see it?" The sudden warm atmosphere made Ziqiao feel more and more creepy: "Tell me, what happened...you uploaded my selfie video?" The two asked in unison: "You have a selfie video!" Zi Qiao tilted her head, trying to escape reality: "I'd better go to sleep." Yifei lowered her voice and said softly, "Okay. Okay. I'll tell you the truth. We know you're going through a difficult time." "Yeah, I was going to sleep until the afternoon. You woke me up in the middle, and then spoke the language of Mars to me. I was really having a hard time!" Zi Qiao said, bumping her head against the small dining table. Xiaoxian wanted to stop Yifei, but Yifei still said: "We found this in your trash can." He took out the note. "You rummaged through my trash can?" Zi Qiao couldn't believe it. Xiaoxian talked about the main point: "It says: The wound has turned into a rose, my tears have already reincarnated, bu la bu la bu la." "Hahahaha——" Ziqiao laughed painfully, Yifei and Xiaoxian looked at each other, both of them felt panicked by the laughter, "It's not something important at all." Yifei really wanted to encourage Ziqiao: "Ziqiao, it's okay, you don't have to feel embarrassed at all. Everyone will go through low tides. Take heart." Xiaoxian added: "We are also very indignant about what happened to you." He clenched his fists. Yifei then added: "There are still regrets. However, who hasn't experienced it. We will stand by your side and help you get through it until." He clenched Xiaoxian's fist. Xiaoxian thought of motivating Zi Qiao with some practical material: "The double blow of emotion and economy is difficult for anyone to accept. Regarding your free water and electricity, and half of the rent. We can help you apply to continue to enjoy it. Because it's not your fault!" He rubbed Zi Qiao's thigh vigorously, expressing deep sympathy. Zi Qiao was completely confused by Monk Zhang Er, and sat on the bed, stunned for a while.The little white man spoke in his head again, confiding in his heart: "Now I have a choice in front of me, or tell them: 'These are just lyrics, you two illiterates!' and laugh at them hard A meal. Or, let Teacher Zeng give me a ticket to watch the premiere of the movie at night, and from then on, I will have no worries about food and clothing, and get everything I want, eh! This is really hard to choose!" In fact, it is not difficult, Ziqiao quickly made a choice: "I just... just suddenly felt..." He frowned, then pushed the burger away, and said solemnly and affectionately, "...I heard the wind coming from The subway and the sea of ​​people, I lined up holding the number plate of love." Yifei and Xiaoxian looked at each other again, dumbfounded. Ziqiao’s expression was painful, but she was still snickering in her heart: “I didn’t expect that memorizing the lyrics can also reduce the rent.” But the joy could not be revealed, it was uncomfortable, and she could only sing Stefanie Sun’s song loudly in her heart: “Happiness! I Be happy! No rent!" Guan Gu was picking up newspapers from the newspaper box, Meijia frowned and walked slowly into the lobby of the apartment, holding two pots of garlic in her hands. Guan Gu looked at Mijia carefully: "Meijia, are you okay?" Meijia's eyes were dull: "I found that kid and asked him to return the money to me..." Seeing the same garlic, Guan Gu already guessed half of it: "And then?" "He just...he just showed me the photos. There was freezing rain in Antarctica, and the giraffes are so pitiful, woo~~" Meijia burst into tears. Guan Gu was stunned: "Giraffe?" Meijia cried and said, "So I donated all the money." "Ah?" Guan Gu couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. Wan Yu pushed the door open and came in, also holding a pot of garlic in her hand: "Good afternoon!" Meijia wiped away her tears: "Wan Yu, you also donated money?" Wan Yu said distressedly: "Yes, I saw the photos, it was freezing rain in Antarctica, the giant pandas are so pitiful!" Guan Gu and Meijia exclaimed at the same time: "Giant panda?" Meijia walked into Ziqiao's room.I saw Ziqiao sitting alone on the bed, with a bunch of grapes hanging on his left hand, and a bottle of beer and a straw hanging on his right hand, he could eat just by moving his mouth, and he was playing a game console. Meijia was furious: "Lu Ziqiao! How many times have I told you why you didn't flush when you went to the toilet." Ziqiao turned her head and glanced at Meijia: "Didn't you see that I'm busy? Help me rush." Meijia yelled: "What are you busy with?" Ziqiao provocatively took a bite of the grape and took a sip of beer. Meijia looked even angrier: "You are so lazy that you don't even want to move your hands. Then you don't need to go to the toilet next time, just solve it directly on the bed. You don't bother to get out of bed anyway." Ziqiao shook her head indifferently: "Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you, I'm a patient now." "Mad cow disease or bird flu?" Meijia spat and spattered. Ziqiao said slowly, "Teacher Zeng and the others have identified me and said that I am depressed." "I'll spray you to death with a mouthful of salt soda! Melancholy, can you write melancholy?" Meijia paced back and forth in the room angrily. "Hehe. Melancholy may be an innate temperament." Ziqiao answered quickly. Meijia crossed her hips and raised her chin in disdain: "Hey! You are really into the show! What is this?" There was a flower basket beside Ziqiao's bed, and Meijia read the words on the card: "Get well soon, Reboot, never give up, do it again? What the hell?" Ziqiao said triumphantly, "It was given by Xiaoxian next door." "What about this? Isn't this Zhanbo's game console?" Mika took a closer look. Ziqiao was even more proud: "Yifei brought it to me to relieve my boredom." Meijia slammed the game console on the table: "What kind of tricks have you been playing these two days! It's delicious, delicious, and fun. Game consoles and DVDs are like giving to your ancestors. For you, what kind of tricks did you play?" Ziqiao immediately raised four fingers: "I swear to God, I didn't do anything this time." Ziqiao also said silently in his heart: "I, Lu Ziqiao, have sworn countless poisonous oaths, but I swear poisonously, this time This time is indeed true!" Meijia knew Zi Qiao too well, and Zi Qiao must have made such a poisonous oath many times in front of her: "Send me four less," and slapped off four of Zi Qiao's fingers, "Five more! Look at you, you don't do any housework, and I still have to wait for your young master to flush the toilet, what kind of thing is this!" Ziqiao was really helpless: "To be honest, I'm also very surprised. How could things turn out like this? It seems that the fortune teller was right. I really have the young master's life. Sigh!" Meijia was furious: "Bah! What kind of depression are you? I should give you a wreath some other day. It said: 'Lv Da is foolish, his voice and appearance are still there, you bastard through the ages, you can't die with peace'!" Shouting until the neck is thick . Ziqiao peeked at the door, and immediately put on an expression of extreme pain: "Meijia, you actually said such things to me, my heart hurts all of a sudden, it hurts so much." She also did not forget to add the action: close Eyes, shaking his head, hands tightly holding his chest, it seems like that. Unaware of the deceit, Meijia continued to growl: "Really? Ha! Well, since you have been depressed for so long, why bother struggling. Here! The switch is right there, touch it quickly. Don't be here Harm others and yourself!" Zi Qiao glanced at the door again: "Oh! 5555555" Covering his face with his hands, he began to cry. Meijia turned to leave when she suddenly saw Yifei standing at the door.Yifei was at the door just now and saw Ziqiao's performance, and she was glaring at Meijia at this moment.Meijia felt timid, and then turned her head to stare at Ziqiao fiercely, knowing that she had been fooled, but even though she was wronged in every way, she couldn't explain it clearly, so she had to turn her head and leave.Yifei followed suit. Complacent, Ziqiao raised her head, looked at the ceiling, and began to recite the lyrics: "Where did the kite in the sky go? In the blink of an eye, it disappeared." Yifei pushed open the door of the study, Xiaoxian was reading a book. Yifei's anger still persisted: "Zeng Xiaoxian, I still need to help Ziqiao find a psychiatrist." Xiaoxian raised his head: "What's wrong?" 一菲气冲冲地说：“子乔一点起色都没有，甚至更糟了。刚才，美嘉把他弄哭了。” “很正常啊。哭是一种排毒的方式。如果我每次被你虐待完之后都能哭得出来，我就不会像现在这样内分泌失调了。”小贤很无奈地又低下头去看书。 一菲大步走到书房里面：“我不是在跟你商量，我已经决定了，只有心理医生能帮到他！” “Wow，有那么严重？”小贤想让一菲打消这个念头。 一菲感到很不爽：“我一直搞不明白，你为什么总是对心理医生有这么强烈的偏见？” 小贤回答得也刁钻：“你为什么总是对于心理医生有莫名奇妙的好感？” “他们都很成熟，善解人意，而且很帅啊！”一菲说话间，心里却被小贤的话给触动了：在一菲的脑海里，出现了一个非常英俊潇洒貌似柳云龙的心理医生的形象。这个医生边摆pose边说：“你……需要帮助吗？无论你感到痛苦还是悲伤，都可以随时来找我，因为，我就是你最贴心的——心理医生。”说完，又摆了一个造型，露出洁白的牙齿，“叮”地一下。 小贤打断了一菲的思绪：“你这些概念是哪儿来的？《妙手仁心》还是'Jason Siver'（成长的烦恼）”？ 一菲冷漠地揭小贤的老底：“不是这样的吗？那你以前为什么去看心理医生？” 小贤就是嘴硬：“我当时是因为……工作压力太大，才去找他的。后来发现，其实我根本没事。” 一菲顺水推舟：“那就带子乔去啊。反正你已经熟门熟路了。” 小贤谈起痛苦的就医感受：“看医生就是这样，一旦开始，就没有结束。他们只会告诉你，ADD，OCD，N double ACP ABCD~这些你根本听不懂的专用名词，给你开一堆乱七八糟的药，你就吃去吧。” 一菲可不管那么多：“能治病就行。” 小贤苦口婆心地开导：“后来我主持《你的月亮我的心》，我才发现每个人其实多多少少都有点心理问题，就好像皮肤上总是有点细菌一样，有什么关系呢？你难道需要24小时都随身带一块'舒肤佳'香皂？” 一菲冷笑着：“那你衣服左边口袋里那是什么？” 小贤掏出来给一菲看仔细：“这是消毒面巾纸，不是香皂！” 一菲和小贤一同来到子乔房间，子乔依然坐在床上，面无表情，就像一尊雕像。 一菲靠近床边，轻声说：“子乔，我们大伙儿还是很担心你的忧郁症。” 小贤接过话：“我们决定为你做点事，能够让你好起来。” 子乔表面上眼神充满感激，脑海中的小白人却手里拿着两个牵线木偶，一个代表一菲、一个代表小贤，嘴里神神叨叨地念叨：“如意如意，顺我心意，水电不收，房租全免！” 想罢，子乔做作地说：“我太感动了，我……我真的不知道该说什么，我……我只是一个受到过创伤的人。我真的不值得你们为我做这么多。” 小贤安慰道：“别这么说。” “不！不能这样？”子乔又忍不住问道，“对了，这次你们给我带了什么？” “心理治疗。”一菲用眼神征求了一下小贤，小贤连忙朝子乔点点头。 子乔听傻了：“心理治疗？” 一菲用真挚的眼神照亮子乔发黑的印堂：“没错，小贤会带你去见一个非常好的心理医生。” 子乔有点心虚：“等等，等等，等等，等等，我……我不需要治疗。” “没关系的，子乔。你千万别觉得紧张，”一菲为了帮助子乔，不惜出卖小贤，“实话告诉你吧，曾老师曾经和你一样，也有着严重心理障碍。后来他明智地去看了心理医生，才重新做人，并且活到了现在。” 一菲添油加醋，小贤狠狠瞪了她一眼。子乔呆呆地看着曾小贤。 小贤被看得很尴尬，但为了子乔，牺牲也是值得的：“啊！是啊，她说的……基本上……没错。” 这招有效，一菲当然尽用：“既然心理辅导对他有用，我们觉得你也应该去试试。” 子乔沉思了一会儿，看起来像经过了一番激烈的思想斗争，然后下定决心说：“好吧，既然你们那么坚持，我也不能让你们失望。但愿那个心理医生真的能够帮我。”一菲和小贤听着很欣慰。 子乔当然不是真的这么想。子乔心说：“come on心理医生？一个字，忽悠你，搞定你，吓唬你。如果能搞到医生的诊断书，我就更加无敌了。说不定还能领到特殊人群保障津贴，OH yeah！”他甚至感到自己就快能够展翅高飞。
展博把姑姑带回了爱情公寓。 多年的思念，让展博表现得很亲热：“姑姑。这是我的家。您小心点。” 姑姑进屋，四下里张望了半天：“哇！孩子啊，这间房间宽敞多了。” “啊？”展博不知道姑姑是拿什么做的比较。 姑姑自顾自地说：“你刚才带我去的那间是你的房间吧？太小了，而且还没有窗。” 展博反应过来：“姑姑，刚才那是电梯。” 姑姑愣了很长时间：“噢~~电视机啊。我从来不看电视。我只爱听广播。我最喜欢听一个傻冒主持人半夜给大家讲故事了。” 展博的脑海里浮现出曾小贤在播音的情景，一阵紧张：“姑姑你也听广播？” “是啊。”姑姑微笑。 “呃，你的病多久了？应该不会遗传吧。”展博不好意思直说，一边端来水，一边装作轻描淡写地说。 姑姑不高兴了：“没事，姑姑的病，不严重，傻姑娘。” 展博端着水的手都发抖了：“傻姑娘？” 姑姑又好像恢复了正常：“噢~我错了，我错了，姑姑不好，姑姑弄错了。” 展博松一口气：“呵呵。呵呵。姑姑，您喝水。” “乖，你看——在姑姑眼里你永远都还是这么高，都是长不大的孩子，”姑姑用手比划到胸口，接着语无伦次地说，“瞧瞧，几年没见，都长成大姑娘啦！是不能再乱叫了。” 展博想要提醒：“啊？！姑姑，你搞错了。” 姑姑坚持道：“怎么会搞错呢，一菲啊，小时候姑姑最疼你了。是不是。” 展博跳了起来：“我不是一菲，我是展博啊！” 姑姑仔细端详他。 展博两手比划着：“展博啊。你不记得了吗？你以前一直带我出去玩，还给我买变形金刚呢，”说着，从书架上拿下一个擎天柱的玩具，“喏！我一直保存到现在。” 姑姑深感疑惑：“你是展博？” 展博不住地点头：“对啊！” 姑姑指指展博，会心一笑：“小屁孩，别扯了。不~可~能！” 展博凄惨地背过脸去。 一菲牵着子乔的手，来到心理医生的诊所门口，子乔左看看右看看、痴痴呆呆像个三岁小孩。 小贤轻车熟路地拦住一位助理模样的小姐，问道：“请问欧阳医生在吗？” 助理小姐往右一指：“右手那间。” 一菲色迷迷地对小贤说：“这个欧阳医生一定很帅吧。” 小贤干笑：“哈~哈~哈。” 这时候，办公室的门打开，一个矮胖的、秃头的中年医生走了出来，还有两撇小胡子。 “嘿！小贤。看到你太高兴了。”欧阳医生激动地握住小贤的手。 小贤假惺惺寒暄道：“欧阳医生。好久不见。你的头发又少了。” 欧阳医生情不自禁地摸了摸后脑勺的头发，的确又稀疏了，只好尴尬地笑着。 胡一菲瞪大了眼睛，看到了欧阳医生凸起的巨大的肚子，真想要把眼前这人撕碎了再丢进碎纸机。在她的心中，刚才那个柳云龙一样的优雅医生，依旧在摆造型，突然被这个秃头医生从背后一棍子打倒，秃头医生在原地奸笑说：“无论你感到痛苦还是悲伤，都可以随时来找我，因为，我就是你最贴心的——心理医生。”一菲回到残酷的现实中，露出惊恐的眼神。 曾小贤把医生拖进办公室，返身关上门。 医生并没有察觉到小贤的意图，反倒热情大声地说：“小贤，正好你上次为期5年的心理疗程还没有结束呢，你瞧，我专门把你的档案找出来了。你看看……”说着把档案举到小贤眼前。 小贤脸色铁青：“欧阳医生，我想重申一下，我，已经不需要心理治疗了。” 医生依然不合时宜地旧事重提：“不需要了？你被戴绿帽子的问题已经解决了？” 曾小贤此刻五味杂陈，心底有个声音冒出来：“好吧，我交代，我曾经也被人带过绿帽子，她叫榕榕，我和她谈了八年。后来我得知，她其中六年都在和别人劈腿，换作是谁都会抑郁的。”越想越激动，耳朵里好像听见很多嘲笑声，当然是小贤的心魔在作祟，“谁笑我？谁敢笑我？”曾小贤恨不得拿起一块板砖，砸向这些笑话自己的人。 小贤控制住情绪，拉着医生的胳膊，小声说：“请不要说那么大声可不可以？” 医生一脸坏笑：“看来我的治疗还是很有用的嘛。” 小贤恨不得拿板砖把医生一起劈了，心说：“有用个屁，后来她彻彻底底把我甩了！”嘴上却还要逞能：“虽然她使劲儿求我，可我还是毅然决然地把她甩了，我的忧郁症也完全好了！” 医生难以置信地望向小贤：“那么这次你的朋友有什么问题需要辅导？” 小贤隐喻地解释：“他的女朋友最近和别的男生比较亲近。” 医生忍俊不禁：“哈！又是个戴绿帽子的。你们那一带绿化得不错啊！” 小贤恐吓道：“关于我的事情，我不希望他们知道。你会帮我保守秘密的，OK？” 医生立马换上一脸道貌岸然的微笑：“当然！我们现在的重点应该放在你朋友身上。”欧阳医生的视平线渐渐下沉，他在心里呐喊：“只要再有一个忧郁症或者精神分裂症的病人，我就刚好能给我的太太买一辆mini cooper了。哈哈哈哈！” 展博对姑姑的精神召唤仍在继续。 展博爬在姑姑身边，已经要下跪了：“姑姑，我真的是展博啊！” 姑姑却纹丝不动地坐在沙发上，喝一口水：“哎呀，计划生育规定一家只能生一个孩子，你们家凭什么生两个。扯淡，扯淡。”手在空中使劲地摇。 血浓于水的亲情在展博的血管里激荡：“姑姑，您忘记了？我们家是重组家庭，我是您的亲外甥！” 姑姑的眼镜上反射出灵魂的闪光：“啊！展博！你看姑姑这脑子。姑姑都记起来了。哎呀，我的宝贝，我的宝贝，”然后抱着展博的脸，狠狠地亲了两口，展博喜极而泣，“对了，听说你出国了，有出息啦！” 展博关切地问：“现在我回来了。姑姑，您住在疗养院里还习惯吗？” 姑姑蜷缩着身子，语调凄凉：“你们都不来看我。姑姑一个人好孤单的。” 展博很无辜：“我不知道您一个人住在疗养院，爸妈都说你去了'纳尼亚'”。 姑姑的眼眶里滚着泪花：“其实，他们还有另一件事瞒了你很久。” 展博哆哆嗦嗦地问道：“什么事？”他在今天受到的刺激已经很多了。 “你并不是你爸妈生的，我才是你的亲妈。”姑姑用食指戳了戳展博的心窝，再温柔地揽他入怀。 展博挣脱着站起来：“什么！” “儿子~~~”姑姑喊着就要再次拥抱展博。 “啊啊啊啊啊！”展博大叫地跑走，姑姑拥抱落空。 姑姑独自一个人呆在沙发旁暗自发笑：“哈！我逗他呢，我怎么会有个这么傻的儿子呢？” 医生办公室外候诊区域，气氛十分凝重，仿佛子乔正在里面经历一场心脏搭桥手术。小贤坐在沙发上发呆，一菲则在小贤眼前踱来踱去，不知道她是对子乔过分担心，还是对秃头医生没有信心。 小贤被晃得有点头晕：“你能不能坐下来，走得我眼睛都花了。” 一菲抛出心中疑云：“你找的这个心理医生到底行不行啊？” 小贤反驳道：“是你哭着嚷着要找心理医生，现在又问我，你觉得他行就行呗。” “我觉得悬，你看看他，人又不聪明，还学人家秃顶……”一菲双手合十作祈祷状，“希望子乔没什么问题。希望展博不要让姑姑在家里放火。为什么我周围心理有问题的人那么多？”一菲很是不解。 小贤顺口说：“哪儿有？” 一菲掰起指头：“我姑姑、子乔、还有你。一下子就碰到三个。” 曾小贤嗤之以鼻。 两人聊得热闹，冷不防被小贤长椅旁边坐的中年妇女听见了。那女人赶紧往远处挪了挪，小贤瞪着胡一菲。 屋外谈得欢，诊所办公室里则是一场暗战。子乔四叉八爪地躺在沙发上，摆出一个“大”字型。欧阳医生正抱着双臂跟他谈话。 “说说你以前做过的最恐怖的梦是什么？”常规的检测。 子乔声音幽怨：“最恐怖的梦？” 医生解释：“对，就是让你能够突然惊醒的梦。” 子乔眼睛上翻：“那还是我读高中的时候，有一天，我梦到自己在考试……太恐怖了。”子乔闭上眼睛真摇头。 医生还是以鼓励为主：“……ok继续。后来呢。” 子乔皱紧眉头：“后来我就一下子惊醒了。更恐怖的事情发生了，原来我真的在考试！” 医生觉得得改变策略：“……下一个问题。你依旧非常怀念的最美好的事情是什么？” 子乔哭丧着脸说：“现在的世界有太多的事情让我黯然神伤，我是个被命运诅咒的人。” 问答的形式不起作用了，医生化繁为简，给出选择题：“你的忧郁痛苦历史有多久了？一周，一个月，还是半年？” 子乔眼望着天花板：“我的忧郁历史，要从8岁开始说起，”医生的眼睛瞪得都要挤出来了，“那时候，天还是蓝的，水也是绿的，鸡鸭是没有禽流感的，猪肉是可以放心吃的，”医生从绝望中升华，扶正眼镜，开始仔细观察，“那时候照相是要穿衣服的，欠债是要还钱的，丈母娘嫁闺女是不图你房子的，孩子的爸爸也是明确的……” 医生闭上了眼睛。 展博在门外等了很久，听屋里安静了，才悄悄推开门，却发现姑姑蹲在角落里撑着一把大雨伞。 展博蹲下来，以保持同一视平线：“姑姑？” 姑姑举起一个手指放到嘴边：“嘘！” 展博也躲进伞里：“在屋里还打着伞？” 姑姑再次：“嘘！” 展博往姑姑旁边挪一挪：“你在看什么？” 姑姑看了看展博：“我是一个漂亮的蘑菇，你也是吗”？ 展博赶紧扶姑姑起来坐在沙发上，收起雨伞：“姑姑，别闹了。” “怎么还叫我姑姑，我是你妈！”姑姑反应倒也快。 展博回答：“我都问过我姐了，您老是寻我开心。” 姑姑越说越像那么回事儿：“你姐知道什么啊！她也是我生的。一群没心没肺的东西。” 展博终于发作了：“姑姑，您是不是该吃药了。要不我还是送您回去吧。” “好吧。不过临走之前，我有一样传家宝贝要送你，这是我们祖传下来的无价之宝——向来传男不传女的。就是这个——尚方宝剑。”说着从怀里抽出一把明晃晃的菜刀。 展博举起胳膊挡住脸：“姑姑！姑姑！你这个从哪里拿的，别这样，危险的。”紧张得有点口吃了。 “这把宝剑，吹毛短发，削铁如泥，上斩昏君，下斩奸臣，倚天不出，谁与争锋。我现在就送给你了！”姑姑拿着菜刀在空中比划着。 “您赶紧放下吧，这个会伤人的。”展博说着推动沙发，试图与姑姑保持安全距离。 “伤人？”姑姑对这把菜刀可是充满信心，“我这把尚方宝剑，从来都是见血封喉，从来只杀人，不伤人。不信，我给你试试？” 展博啊地一下跳起，躲到沙发后面：“姑姑！姑姑！别！别！” 姑姑追上前：“一剑无血，很痛快的。别跑啊。” “救命啊！”展博惊声尖叫。 两个人围着沙发，茶几，一个追，一个逃。 子乔还在滔滔不绝地说：“于是我造福全人类的伟大计划就这样流产了。我损失的不只是钱，还有对这个世界的信任。后来我住进了爱情公寓，可悲惨的事情还是发生了……” 子乔一抬头，发现欧阳医生已经睡着了，还不时传来鼾声。子乔便以战胜者的轻蔑姿态摇了摇头，大摇大摆地走到欧阳医生跟前，做了一个鬼脸。忽然，子乔看见书桌上有一份写着曾小贤名字的资料，好奇心驱使他想偷偷地翻看那份资料，但是资料被医生的臭脚压着，他只好捏着鼻子把资料抽出来。子乔终于看到了这份资料，看了之后表情大变。 一个极其猥琐的声音从子乔心底冒上来：“哇噻，原来曾老师和我一样，也带过绿帽子啊！哈哈哈，咦？我什么时候带过绿帽子？”子乔想把资料放回去，却不小心一屁股坐在医生怀里，把他坐醒了。 欧阳医生大声惊呼：“你干吗？” 子乔连忙应变，就势躺下去：“医生，刚才你说我的忧郁症很严重。我的心里空荡荡的。不过坐在这里，我感觉好多了。”说着还用手挑逗似的摸了摸医生胖乎乎的脸庞。 欧阳医生浑身的汗毛都竖了起来。 诊所办公室的门终于打开，子乔掀开帘子走出来，欧阳医生随后跟出来。 一菲赶忙迎上去，关切地询问：“子乔，感觉怎么样？” 子乔哭丧着脸看了看一菲，又转过去看了看医生：“我是个无药可救的人了，医生说我的病情他从来没有遇到过。” 医生为难地点点头。 子乔哭叫着冲出诊所：“我还是回去筹备后事吧。” 等子乔离开后，欧阳医生把一菲和小贤带进屋里，语气平稳地说：“你们的朋友子乔的情况……确实很罕见……” 一菲追问：“他是不是真的问题很严重？” 小贤也抢着寻求答案：“你直说好了，我们有心理准备。” 医生不急不慢地坐回椅子上：“经过我刚才的临床诊断，总体的结论是……” 一菲焦急地想要确认：“忧郁症？” “恶作剧。”医生表情严肃地给出了出乎意料的答案。一菲和小贤两人呆在原地，半天说不出话。 一菲抓了抓头皮：“对不起，医生，我不明白。” 医生只好耐着性子解释：“学术上的定义是：他试图让你们认为他很沮丧，抑郁，从而获得额外的关心以及其他不可告人的目的。上海话里简称为'作死'”。 一菲不敢相信刚刚从医生嘴里吐出的话：“不可能吧。你确定？”说着揪住小贤的头发，越揪越紧，小贤痛苦地挣扎。 医生义正严词地说：“相信我，如果我太太知道我因为