Chapter 2 Chapter 2 Mega Scandal

In the apartment, Zi Qiao was counting the money in his wallet: "One, two, three, four, five, five, four, three, two, one..." Zi Qiao counted his own money over and over again, and then pulled out a Zhang is facing the sun shining here and there, and he is worrying about paying the rent.Meijia was sitting on the sofa next to her, licking a lollipop and reading a comic book, her relaxed appearance was in stark contrast to Ziqiao. Mei Jia scolded: "It's useless for you to count any more, can you still have one more? Haven't you heard an old saying that those who only know how to count money will eventually have no money to count."

Ziqiao slowly rolled her eyes and looked at Meijia: "Chen Meijia, you are not afraid of ulcers in your mouth! I have heard another saying: what is mine is always mine, what is not mine is mine!" Ziqiao Show no weakness. "Oh? So you go to other people's weddings all day to sell some magic pills?" Meijia pretended to learn from Qiao, "Pursue the peak experience and create a happy life!" "Cut! This lady wants you to face the reality .” Meijia interlocked her fingers and said hypocritically. Zi Qiao quit: "Facing the reality? If you hadn't held me back, my reality would have been 11,000 times bigger than it is now."

"Haha! Who do you think you are?" Meijia looked up and smiled. Zi Qiao said solemnly: "Let me tell you, the fortune teller told me when I was 5 years old that I have the young master's life!" Meijia said sourly: "Yo~ Master Lu! I guess you have to give that blind fortune-teller a little more money, he must say that you are the master's fate." "Who says a fortune teller must be blind?" Zi Qiao was not convinced. "Isn't it? Otherwise, why would he open his eyes and talk nonsense?" Meijia plotted against Ziqiao again. Ziqiao was anxious: "You are just talking nonsense, he is obviously dumb!" Then, he suddenly realized that he had slipped his mouth.

Meijia grinned from ear to ear: "Hahahahaha! The word 'young master', you came up with it when you were the dumb fortune teller, Aba Aba, didn't you?" "What do you know, a fortune teller can use it to write." Ziqiao wanted to refute. "Then did he write that your family will fall into ruin after you are 6 years old? I see, you are the body of a young master, the life of a waiter!" Mei Jia completely defeated Zi Qiao. Ziqiao then changed the subject: "Chen Meijia, I am now formally notifying you that the rent will be paid next week. What about your share?"

"It's been prepared a long time ago." Meijia was confident. "Give it to me." Zi Qiao stretched out her hand. Mika stood up and poured out a handful of messy change from her wallet. Zi Qiao's eyes widened: "Take it back, take it back! What is this?" Meijia replied angrily: "Haven't you seen RMB?" "Your little money is not even enough to pay a small change." Ziqiao became serious. Meijia asked suspiciously: "Aren't we free of water and electricity, and the rent is halved?" "Miss, is your head squeezed by the door?" Ziqiao pointed to her head, "There are four people in the next door, and two of us, it's right to halve it, so you still have to pay the price. Pay one share!"

"Really?" Mika said silently, "One seven is seven, two seven forty-eight, three eight—Women's Day, May Day—oh, count it, you're right." Mika couldn't count, I had to admit it. Zi Qiao was annoyed and funny: "For your size. Don't blame me for not reminding you, I have found a way to solve my share, so hurry up yourself!" Zi Qiao spread his hands, indicating that it has nothing to do with him. Meijia was a little panicked: "Where can I find a solution? This is all my property." Ziqiao imitated Mijia's way of pretending to cry: "Now you know you're crying? You only buy dolls and read comic books all day long. This young master wants you to face the reality." Ziqiao gestured to Mijia's small flat chest and said in one breath.

Meijia began to act coquettishly: "How can you do this, we are a couple! Economic problems should be solved by men, right?" Ziqiao had a bad feeling, and shot far away: "Stop, stop, stay away from me. We have agreed that fakes belong to fakes, and the door is closed. Well water does not interfere with river water." Meijia chased Ziqiao in the room: "The well water is in trouble now, isn't the country advocating the south-to-north water diversion?" Zi Qiao scolded: "Stop coming! Economic issues are issues of principle." Meijia said loudly, "Then I'll tell everyone that you abused me! You're also shirking the man's responsibility!"

Ziqiao couldn't help but hit a single point of anger: "Bitch, you want to blackmail, don't you!" "Who is the shrew calling?" "The shrew scolded you." Meijia said triumphantly, "It's good to know that I'm a shrew." Being fooled again, Ziqiao said anxiously, "Yo! You're still in good spirits, aren't you?" "I'm afraid of you." Meijia said, picked up the cushion beside her, and stretched her posture. "Be careful of hurting yourself." Before Zi Qiao could finish speaking, Mei Jia flew the cushion over, hitting Zi Qiao's head.

Zi Qiao was still provoking: "Slut, try again." "I've never heard such a ridiculous request, accept it!" Meijia flew over again.At this time, Zeng Xiaoxian just pushed the door open and came in. Zi Qiao dodged, and the cushion hit Zeng Xiaoxian's head.When the two saw Zeng Xiaoxian entering the room, their expressions froze. When Zeng Xiaoxian struggled to get up, Ziqiao and Meijia were already smiling, hugging each other, and lying on the sofa with their feet in the air.The situation changed so quickly, Zeng Xiaoxian was shocked when he saw it. Meijia suddenly confessed to Ziqiao tenderly: "Ou, Ziqiao Jun, you are really powerful and powerful. You are really a man among men, Lu Bu among Lu Bu!" Meijia seemed to caress Zi Qiao's hand, but in fact Been pinching him. "Oh! Look at this handsome face," Meijia slapped Ziqiao lightly, "I really can't convince myself to let my hand leave you for a moment," Meijia pinched Ziqiao's chest hard, "I only hope that the plastic Two clay figurines, one is you, the other is me, and then you and I will be smashed into pieces, mixed with water, and we will never be separated." The sweet words are in my ears, but what Ziqiao enjoys is painful torture.After hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help turning his stomach.

Ziqiao also suddenly said softly to Mijia: "Sister Mijia, I think the same way, and I am reluctant to let go of your hand," as she said, she squeezed Mijia's hand, interlocking her fingers, to cooperate Emotions were revealed, and secondly, she defended against Mika's little tricks, "The sea can dry up, the rocks can rot, the sky can crumble, and the earth can crack. We stand side by side, holding hands." In the end, Mika bit her hard.Zeng Xiaoxian shivered again and let out a dry cough, breaking Ziqiao and Meijia's performance. "I'm sorry, I... just knocked on the door, maybe you didn't hear me, did I come in at the wrong time?" Xiaoxian pretended to be polite.

Zi Qiao's eyes dodged: "Oh~ it's Mr. Zeng, I'm sorry. It's all right, we're just joking around. Sit! Sit!" The two returned to their positions in an instant, sat upright, and the atmosphere in the room paused for a moment. "Really don't bother?" Xiaoxian asked again to confirm. Ziqiao and Meijia said in unison: "It's okay, don't bother." Only then did Xiao Xian get to the point: "Oh, oh, I just came to inform you that the price of pork has recently increased, and the restaurant downstairs has raised prices by 10%. The specific notice is posted in the lobby, you can go and see." "Okay, thank you, we got it." Ziqiao and Meijia said in unison again. Xiaoxian was a little curious: "Are you guys just... arguing?" "No, where is it? Do we have it?" Ziqiao gave Meijia a look. Xiaoxian then asked: "Then I just heard, 'shrew, shrew'." Meijia said nonsense: "Oh~~ That's when we were reading the newspaper, there was an article about elementary school students making sentences—use 'shrew' in sentences!" "Do elementary school students use 'shrew' in sentences?" Xiaoxian pressed every step of the way, and Ziqiao also looked at Meijia in surprise. Zi Qiao quickly smoothed things over: "Oh~~Of course not." Meijia was so nervous that her palms were sweating: "The elementary school students made——" "—Lively!" Zi Qiao took it. "Lively?" Xiaoxian was still not satisfied with the answer. Ziqiao said with a playful smile: "Children nowadays are really creative. When they use lively to make sentences, they say: lively—lively~" and touched Meijia with her arm—asking for help. "Go to work, shrew!" Mika responded. "Yes, yes, that's how it is, hehe, look at the children now. It's really..." Zi Qiao chimed in. "It's really creative, as long as you have nothing to do, I'll leave now, you guys continue, haha!" Xiaoxian was dubious, closed the door and left. The remaining two breathed a sigh of relief. Meijia closed the door, turned around and said, "You idiot, luckily I react quickly." "I'm not quick to react? How well you cooperated," Ziqiao wanted to claim credit, imitating Mijia's accent, "You are really a man among men, Lu Bu among Lu Bu! Oh my god!" She collapsed on the sofa intoxicated. Meijia put her hands on her hips: "It's Lu Bu, and the rag is almost the same." Ziqiao gloated and said, "It's all right now, the price of pork has also increased. You can do it yourself. Remember, don't expect me to pay for you." Then she turned and went back to the room.Meijia hugged the sofa cushions depressedly, looking helplessly at the suite she just got. In another suite of the apartment, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu were eating snacks with relish, while watching TV on the sofa. The NBA game between the Houston Rockets and the Utah Jazz was being broadcast on the screen.Hu Yifei pushed the door in and slammed the door shut with a frustrated expression. Zhanbo: "Hi, sister!" Wan Yu: "Hi, Sister Fei!" The two already have a tacit understanding. Hu Yifei replied with a straight face. Zhanbo leaned over and whispered to Wanyu, "Every time she talks like that, I want to hit the wall..." Hu Yifei ignored them, opened the KFC takeaway bag she just bought, rolled up the garbage, and threw it into the garbage barrel, not in... "Your elder sister doesn't seem very happy." Wan Yu leaned over her head and whispered to Zhan Bo. "I'll go comfort her." Zhan Bo went to pick up the trash and threw it in. "Sister, what's the matter, who messed with you?" Zhanbo walked into the kitchen, and Yifei was thinking about it with a kitchen knife, looking a little scary. Yifei looked at the reflection on the surface of the kitchen knife, patted his face, smoothed his hair, and replied angrily: "Pork!" "Ah?" Zhan Bo's jaw almost dropped. "The pork downstairs has gone up." Yifei inserted the knife into the knife slot. Zhanbo didn't take it seriously: "Just because of this? The price of pork downstairs has gone up, so you can go to other people's downstairs to buy pork." "You're really a genius," Yifei said with a trembling voice, "It was announced downstairs that the price of pork all over the world has increased. Do you want me to go to Mars to buy pork?" "It's okay, Feifei," Wan Yu came over at some point, "As long as the chicken doesn't rise. We can still eat KFC every day in the future!" As he said, he picked up a bag of chicken popcorn, opened it and put it in his mouth. "Or eating the steak set meal every day, I don't really care." Zhan Bo chimed in. Yifei's eyes widened, and she said helplessly, "Heartless! If the meat of the two of you is valuable, I will definitely sell you!" Then, she took a bag of French fries and walked to the living room. Zhan Bo shunned a bag of chicken popcorn, followed closely behind: "Old sister, people's living standards have improved, and proper inflation is unavoidable! Don't worry about it so much." "That's right, don't be angry, at least the stocks are doing well recently!" Wan Yu helped to comfort her. "Don't mention this to me, it will make me even angrier!" Yifei's face was slightly annoyed. "What's wrong?" Zhanbo sat down next to Yifei. Yifei sat on the sofa and continued to complain: "Everyone else's stocks are going up, but the ones I bought are going down." "What stock did you buy?" Zhan Bo took a bite of chicken popcorn. Yifei thought for a while: "What's it called...Lin's Bank," and then spitting at Zhanbo, "Do you think I'm unlucky, their stocks are like chicken blood, just the one I bought It's like smoking opium." "No way? The financial sector has been doing very well recently." Zhanbo was puzzled. "God knows." Yifei looked at the ceiling helplessly. While watching TV, Wan Yu said absent-mindedly: "Feifei, you should buy it quickly. It is the banker's accumulation of funds by releasing goods. It's the same for his McGonagall Financial, Xie Shun Consulting, and Tiankui Insurance." Yifei and Zhanbo stared at Wanyu like a monster, "The banker has a bargaining chip, so it will naturally push it up all the way. Now it's time to cover the position, and it will explode." Wanyu is very confident.Yifei and Zhanbo were so surprised that they both dropped the French fries and chicken popcorn. Yifei and Zhanbo looked at each other and asked, "Really?" Wan Yu was still casual: "Yes. That's all they have to do." Yifei hurried to Wanyu's side: "How do you know so many inside stories?" "Ah? Is this an inside story?" Wan Yu was also surprised that something that seemed so inconspicuous to her was called an inside story. Yifei carefully analyzed: "The dealer's movements are unpredictable, isn't this an inside story?" Wan Yu became alert, and said falteringly: "This... I... I guessed it. I watched the financial channel, and the bald man often guessed like this!" Zhan Bo also stepped in and expressed his opinion: "Okay. Old lady, don't pay attention to the gossip. Who knows the stock market. You think you're playing Monopoly?" Yifei struggled: "Who said that? Gossip is very useful. I also heard that the successor of the chairman of the Lin Group has recently left, which may also have something to do with the low stock price." "Ha, you believe that too? Why don't you report a letter to their chairman, saying that his precious successor has escaped to us, and see if the price will rise tomorrow." Zhanbo's speaker Wuxin, but Wanyu's His eyes flickered, and he smirked perfunctorily. Ziqiao came out of the room and made a phone call with a calm voice: "Okay, okay, I am a Chinese-Korean mixed race, I have three master's degrees, I am proficient in multiple languages, and I have an outstanding image and extraordinary temperament. You can put a hundred Heart! There is absolutely no problem with the quality! I have rich experience and I am very professional!" Meijia looked at Ziqiao suspiciously and boasted, "Then I will come right away, OK, No problem, Thank you, BYE~~" Ziqiao picked up her clothes and was about to go out, Meijia asked pitifully, "Where are you going, Ziqiao?" Zi Qiao said contemptuously: "You really care too much? Do you really think you are my Diao Chan?" Meijia lay on the back of the sofa happily: "Are you going out to make money? Take me with you!" Zi Qiao flicked her hair to make a gesture of pride, her neck was about to twitch along with her hair: "Not everyone can do my job." "Besides, it's fine if you don't take me with you. Surely the income will not be good?" Meijia switched to the aggressive method. Ziqiao was fooled as soon as she got excited: "One time...this number." Mysteriously stretched out two fingers. "Twenty? Two hundred?" Meijia asked more and more vigorously, and Ziqiao shook her head. "Stupid! Two thousand a time." Zi Qiao said loudly. Mika gasped in surprise: "Pay-per-view? Are you doing it—U~~~~" Mika was shaking with nausea. "What nonsense! I'm participating in a scientific research project." Zi Qiao's eyes sparkled. "Scientific research? About what?" Meijia couldn't imagine what scientific research Zi Qiao could do. "About..." Zi Qiao couldn't speak. "Say! I can also do scientific research, take me, take me!" Meijia yelled. "Okay, okay, I said you can't do it. This scientific research is about... about reproduction!" Zi Qiao seemed to be playing a guessing game. "Reproduction? Do you need to use your brain?" Mika still couldn't figure it out. "Uh, it's mainly physical work," Zi Qiao showed off even more when she saw that Mijia couldn't guess, "but it needs a little imagination!" Meijia suddenly realized: "Oh! You are not going to donate-oh! No, you are selling-that!" She pointed at Zi Qiao's lower body, and she stepped back, "Hahahahaha, I understand, You can go! I won't give it away." Meijia leaned forward and back with a smile. Zi Qiao pulled a long face: "Stop laughing at others and care about yourself." Meijia saluted: "Yes, yes, learn from Comrade Ziqiao, do it yourself," and pointed to Ziqiao's lower body, Ziqiao's face was livid, "I have enough food and clothing! I am experienced and very professional! Hahaha" Mika continued to laugh. Zi Qiao couldn't hold back anymore: "I warn you, don't tell people everywhere, you think I want to. Is it easy for two people to live in a 4-bedroom suite!" Meijia laughed until tears came out: "Master Lu, I am worried about your body!" "Come on! If you are capable, find someone to share the rent with us." Ziqiao also wanted to stimulate Meijia. Meijia burst into tears: "Where can I find it?" At this time, someone knocked on the door. "I'll drive." Meijia's mood was really uncertain. Meijia hopped to open the door, and a thin, handsome man with a suitcase in his hand, black-rimmed glasses, and a windbreaker appeared at the door.When the four eyes intertwined, Meijia's eyes were immediately attracted. "Well—I'm sorry, hello, I~" The visitor's Chinese was a bit blunt. "You~~Hi~~" Aiwujiwu, Meijia also became slurred in an instant. Zi Qiao went up to greet her: "Hello, please come in." Another ghost idea was born. The man said in very blunt Chinese: "I won't come in, I want to borrow the phone." "What's the name?" Zi Qiao and Ben ignored what the other said. "My name is Guan Gu." The visitor bowed. "Oh, Guan Yu, hello, I'm Lu Bu." Zi Qiao blurted out. The person came to adjust his tone: "My name is Guan Gu." The tone was not much better than before. "Are you Uighur?" Zi Qiao also imitated the other party's accent. "No... I misunderstood, I am Japanese." Guan Gu explained and bowed deeply again. "Oh~ Japanese! Yamato people! It's a pleasure to meet you! Just wait a moment," Ziqiao pulled Mika, who was still a nympho, inside, and whispered: "Hey! What's going on, the business is here, Be normal." Meijia was still in a state of intoxication: "So handsome!" Ziqiao shook her head: "What kind of nymphomaniac are you doing! Get down to business, business, business!" Meijia is still awake: "Ah? What business." Ziqiao told Meijia the plan: "Share the rent! It's not like sending one to your door and knocking him for a sum. If there are more, we will split it fifty-fifty." Ziqiao felt that he had made it very clear, and was pulling Meijia to start work, but Meijia grabbed him and said very seriously: "Then let's talk about it first, who is five!" Ziqiao sweated wildly. When the two returned to the living room, Ziqiao greeted Guan Gu: "Come, come, come in and sit, come in and sit. Don't stand there! Is there anything I can do for you." Guan Gu was welcomed in and sat down on the sofa. "This is my roommate, Meijia." Zi Qiao introduced. "Hello..." Meijia's eyes lit up, and she held Guan Gu's hand tightly. Ziqiao pushed Meijia's head: "Go, pour tea for the guests." "Hai!" Mika was very devoted. "Mr. Guan, is this your first time in China?" Zi Qiao began to make friends. "My surname is not Guan. Guan Gu is my surname. My name is Guan Gu Miqi." Living in a foreign country, Guan Gu is very polite with every word. Ziqiao planned to start by further enhancing the relationship: "I know you Japan very well." Meijia served hot tea and leaned on the armrest of Guan Gu's sofa. Guan Gu was really interested: "Really? You can speak Japanese?" "A little bit, daddy, daddy, right." Meijia gave Ziqiao a hard push. Guan Gu finally had a chance to explain his purpose: "Hehe, sorry to bother you, I just want to borrow the phone. I... I booked room 3203 of Aisen Apartment online, but it seems that I made a mistake. So I need to call and ask. .” "Love Apartment?" Zi Qiao's mind was spinning quickly. "No, it's Eisen Apartment." Guan Gu's ability to listen is better than speaking. "Ipartment? That's right." Zi Qiao even led it into the ditch. "Hmm!" Mika helped to mislead. "Sen! Love——Sen! It's written like this." Guan Gu wrote the word "Sen" to Zi Qiao. "This word is pronounced 'love'!" Zi Qiao insisted. Guan Gu was a little confused: "In Chinese, is this word pronounced this way?" "That's right! There are many polyphonic characters in Chinese. Your Chinese still needs to be improved!" Ziqiao said, adding a few strokes on the paper. "Hai! That's how it is (in Japanese)." Sekiya nodded, expressing his understanding. Ziqiao picked up a piece of paper that she had written just now, on which the words "Aisen Apartment" were written.Ziqiao pointed it out word by word, and read aloud: "Love-love-apartment!" and said with a smile, "This is the love apartment. You did not go wrong." "Hayi! That may be a misunderstanding," Guan Gu walked in, but still retained the stubbornness of the Japanese, "It's like this, the one I booked is a serviced apartment, not here, there is no front desk, I I still want to call and ask. Please! (Japanese)" bowed again. "No problem, I'll help you get the phone." Zi Qiaopi smiled, pretending to take the landline, and actually pulled Meijia, and said in a low voice: "It seems that this trick can't fool this little devil, let's change to Plan B. " "Okay!" Mika thought for a second, "...How can we have Plan B?" Ziqiao turned around and said to Guan Gu: "Oh, you are talking about Aisen Apartment, I know, I know. You should have said it earlier!" "? I said it earlier. Didn't you speak polyphonic characters?" Guan Gu raised his eyebrows and was confused. "Alas! This is not important. Chinese characters are extensive and profound, and many places vary from person to person. You will gradually understand it in the future." Ziqiao is indeed better at fooling foreigners than fooling Chinese. "Oh, the Chinese say, 'Learn and live forever', right?" Guan Gu accepted everything and played. "Not bad! You can also speak idioms." Why did Zi Qiao sound so awkward. "A little bit, I'm learning." Guan Gu replied modestly. "Wait a moment," Ziqiao turned around, pulled Meijia aside again, handed him the phone, and whispered, "Plan B, I will call this phone later, you are the receptionist of the Eisen Hotel, and the purpose is only one word 'Fudge him, frighten him, make him dizzy'"! "Is this a word?" Meijia snapped her fingers. "Don't talk nonsense, go and go." Ziqiao said impatiently, pushing Mijia into the room, and then returned to Guan Gu's side. "Zhanbo, accept the move." Wan Yu picked up a popcorn chicken with two fingers.Zhanbo raised his head, opened his mouth wide, and used it as a basket.Wan Yu beckoned and asked Zhan Bo to get closer and closer.In the end, Wan Yu almost put the chicken rice flower into Zhanbo's mouth, and of course it hit a hit. "Three points! YEAH!" The two happily clapped their hands in celebration. Yifei saw it in his eyes, and his forehead was dripping with sweat. Zhanbo held up the Coke with both hands: "Congratulations, you are awarded the MVP title of the regular season, and I will give you a glass of Coke!" "Thank you!" Wan Yu smiled and raised her eyebrows, "Oh, by the way, the fashion magazine I wanted is about to arrive, I'll go out for a while." Saying that, she got up and went out.Simplicity is really beautiful, never have to think about what to do next second, just act. Zhanbo was a little nervous and Wanyu said, "Is it still raining outside? How about I take you there?" "No need." Wan Yu didn't turn her head. "Be careful on the road. Goodbye!" Zhan Bo sent Wan Yu to the door. "Don't worry." Wan Yu had already walked away, and Zhan Bo closed the door and walked back, a little distracted and having fun. Yifei deliberately knocked on the table, and Zhanbo didn't even want to open the door: "Wanyu! Did you forget something?" When he opened the door, he found that there was no one there. "You are my lover! Hey-hey-hey! A woman like a rose. Hey-hey-hey! Use your thick lips..." Yifei leisurely hummed with a big drum Singing a ditty, the dangling head is very funny. Zhanbo came to his senses: "Sister, you're playing tricks on me." Yifei ignored her: "I've provoked you, I knocked on my desk, why are you so excited?" "Hmph!" Zhan Bo sat down with his arms around the cushion. "I've never seen you be so active when I went out." Yifei walked slowly behind Zhanbo, "I don't know how many stomachs you have in your heart since you were young." Zhan Bo was a bit cramped: "Large intestine and small intestine, there are two in total." Yifei folded her arms across her chest: "The two of you have been very hot lately." Zhanbo smiled between his brows: "No way." Yifei suddenly shouted in a very rough voice: "Three points! YEAH!" Zhanbo was startled. "Why are you scaring me?" Yifei stroked her hair: "Hey, I haven't seen you open your mouth to catch my ball. I've been observing it for several days. To be honest, is it interesting to him?" Zhanbo felt hairy. "Nope," Zhanbo wanted to add, "it's just a common hobby." Yifei patted Zhanbo on the shoulder: "Hey, we are a love apartment here, not an unrequited love apartment. Show some courage and courage, love as much as you love, and it's fine, and there's nothing shameful about it." Zhan Bo hugged the cushion tightly: "It's really nothing..." "Hey, I hate duplicity men the most. If you like someone, just chase after them. Cut up the mess quickly, cook raw rice and cook it... Hehe!" Yifei dangled in front of Zhanbo's eyes after speaking go. Zhan Bo hurriedly stopped: "Don't...it's good that we're like this." Yifei continued to encourage: "It would be better if you can develop and develop." "No way," Zhan Bo flatly refused, "I've never been in a relationship before." "You have to take the first step bravely if you haven't talked about it before! With me here, I will teach you!" Yifei stretched out her long legs and straddled Zhanbo, posing in a sturdy pose. Looking at Yifei, Zhanbo felt unreliable: "I...I won't do it. I'm not ready yet." Yifei said generously: "I won't force you, so let's do it, everything depends on God's will. If McGrady scores the goal, you just listen to me. If you don't score, I will do whatever you want." The eyes of the two turned to the TV at the same time. The broadcast of the game was still going on, and McGrady made a fake move-raised his hand and swayed a defender, made a three-pointer, and entered the frame hollowly. "Oho! Well, this is God's will." Yifei shouted excitedly, and slapped Zhanbo's head down. Zhan Bo noticed it, and suddenly wailed: "But this is a replay!" Yifei doesn't care so much: "I'm willing to bet and admit defeat." "Sister, don't force me." Zhan Bo slumped on the sofa playing tricks. Yifei said sternly: "You grew up so big, I didn't force you to do anything. Your parents asked you to come and follow me so that I could guide you. I have dealt with so many bad young people, and you and I will teach you Nope!" "But..." Zhan Bo still wanted to argue. Yifei immediately greeted her with one finger: "Unless you tell me, you don't like Wanyu at all. If you say so, I'll tell her." After finishing speaking, she stood up and pretended to look for Wanyu. Zhanbo quickly grabbed Yifei and surrendered: "Don't, don't. Then what do you want me to do!" A smile appeared on the corner of Yifei's mouth: "A date! Ask her to have dinner tonight, alone. We'll see if you have any signs of it." After finishing speaking, he still poked Zhanbo's chest vigorously. Zhan Bo clutched his chest, feeling a bit embarrassed: "But, I don't know Wan Yu at all. And I've never had dinner alone with a girl, it's weird." Yi Fei understood with affection: "Dating is for getting to know each other, education, family background, hobbies, temper. I figured it out, even if she is the daughter of an African cannibal chief, you can still handle it!" Xiang Zhanbo raised his eyebrows. "Cannibals!?" Zhan Bo frowned. "By the way," Yifei took out the earphones from the drawer and threw them to Zhanbo, "You will wear this invisible earphone at that time. I will command remotely, and you do as I say. To be safe, I will teach you The mantra of the three 'waves' that has been lost for many years in the rivers and lakes." When the word "wave" was said, Yifei's tongue rolled like waves. "What is the mantra of three 'waves'?" Zhanbo's tongue is not as good as a Felisuo. "Romantic, wasteful, yelling, I guarantee you can catch it! Hahahaha!" Yifei laughed so wickedly that cold sweat broke out on Zhanbo's back. Zhan Bo murmured in a low voice: "You also said that the stock market is bloody, and I think you're the only one who got bloody." "What did you say?" Yifei asked. "No, I mean, weren't you in a bad mood before? Why are you so happy all of a sudden." Zhan Bo trembled. "Money is something outside of the body, revitalizing our family is the top priority." Yifei bumped into Zhanbo with her slender waist. Zhanbo stood there blankly, admiring Yifei's warm heart. "Okay, call quickly. Let's say I'm going to invite her to dinner tonight." Yifei handed the phone to Zhanbo. Zhanbo imitated Yifei's vibrato, and said to himself: "Three... Lang mantra." "Aisen Apartment is very famous. Then let me make a call for you." In order to realize the plan, Zi Qiao deliberately helped, grabbed the phone and didn't give Guan Gu a chance. Guan Gu handed over the note respectfully: "This is the number—the phone number." Zizi glanced at it pretendingly, then picked up the phone and started calling. Guan Gu observed carefully: "I'm sorry, this number has 8 digits, you seem to have pressed 11 digits just now." Ziqiao didn't expect Guan Gu to have this kind of trick, so he blurted out: "Oh, this is an internal line to an external line and then to an internal line. You don't understand. Before making a call in China, you must dial 110." "Oh, that's right, I have to write this down!" Guan Gu took out a small notebook and wrote it down, not forgetting to remind himself, "Live and learn!" Ziqiao pressed the speakerphone, and the call was connected: "Hi, this is Aisen Hotel Apartment, may I help you." Meijia's voice came from the opposite side.At this time, Chen Meijia was sitting on the bed in her room, holding and playing with a cute plush toy. Ziqiao motioned for Guan Gu to speak.Guan Gu hugged the notebook and said, "Hello. I booked your apartment online, and I would like to ask for the address." "Excuse me, do you really have a reservation? Report~~ name it!" Meijia made things difficult. "..." Guan Gu was stunned for a long time, then whispered to Zi Qiao, "What do you mean by reporting your name?" Guan Gu, who was quick-witted and idiotic for a while, made Ziqiao not know how to respond: "Just tell him your name." Guan Gu suddenly realized: "My Chinese is not very good, please don't say idioms," which made Ziqiao go crazy, "My name is Guan Gu, Guan Gu is amazing, and I come from Yokohama." Meijia, who came prepared, handled it with ease: "We don't have reservations for guests from Yokohama, only those from Harbin. So we need to check your personal information." Guan Gu was puzzled: "I just want to ask about the address." Meijia thought that the initiative was in my hands anyway, and insisted: "If you don't check the information with me, how can I tell you the address? What if you are a bad person?" Guan Gu was puzzled by Ziqiao: "Ask for the address, is this necessary?" Ziqiao replied with a serious face: "That's right, we have a strong sense of anti-terrorism here, so you can do as the lady tells you." "Oh, live and learn." Guan Gu read again. The question at the beginning was relatively normal: "Please tell me your gender." Guan Gu tried his best to cooperate in order to achieve his goal: "Male." "height." "181 centimeters." "weight." "75 kilograms." "Good standard." "Huh?" Guan Gu was surprised. Meijia's nympho problem happened again, Ziqiao coughed and stopped. "Education." Meijia temporarily returned to normal. Guan Gu didn't care too much: "The Art Department of Waseda University." "Income situation." Guan Gu became a little impatient, and asked Zi Qiao: "I need to check this when asking for the address?" Ziqiao's explanation was perfectly coordinated: "Yes, if you don't ask this, how do you know whether you can afford the rent?" Guan Gu was right after thinking about it: "Okay, the monthly salary is 500,000 yen." "Ah!" Mika yelled, then fainted on the bed, and dropped the phone on the floor.On the other end of the phone, the two men looked at each other. Guan Gu asked, "What's wrong?" Zi Qiao didn't have a better reason: "This lady may have hit her head." Guan Gu didn't doubt it, he just asked with concern: "Miss, are you alright?" Meijia got up, and with excitement, said in a trembling voice, "Please convert it into RMB." Guan Gu thought about it: "About 40,000 yuan a month." Meijia was very excited: "Wow! Are you married, in a relationship, or single?" Guan Gu showed embarrassment. Ziqiao couldn't take it anymore: "Miss, please ask important questions." "It's none of your business. I didn't ask you." Meijia heard Ziqiao's voice at this time, and in contrast, she was even less angry. "This lady is so rude!" Guan Gu sighed, and said simply, "Miss, may I have your address? I'm coming over now." Meijia faltered: "The address...we moved recently, so you can't find it. Sorry." Guan Gu still didn't give up: "What about the new address?" "The new address...the new address is still uncertain. Because the road~~ is still being built, and the road name~~~ hasn't been edited yet." Meijia didn't edit it herself. "What does this mean?" Guan Gu was confused. Meijia gave the answer directly: "In short, you can't find it." Guan Gu started to get angry: "Then what should I do? I have already paid the room rate in advance." Meijia tapped her head: "Oh, that's right, then you first tell me your needs for the room, we can help you arrange it, and then notify you to check in." Guan Gu was about to kneel: "I don't have any requirements. An ordinary hotel apartment-style room is fine." Meijia thought about how to make things difficult again: "Excuse me, do you mind living with small animals?" Guan Gu Zhongji: "Small animals?" Of course, Meijia wants to give full play to this problem: "It's just little mice, cockroaches, termites and so on. Because we have all these pets for you in the room." Guan Gu's voice trembled: "It's better not to." Meijia continued to add: "This is the standard configuration of our apartment, and it is not up to you to choose. In addition, our apartment has very good security measures. We have equipped your room with 18 omnidirectional high-definition pinhole color cameras. Real-time monitoring of your safety." 关谷求助子乔：“怎么会这样？” 子乔扇风点火：“你看，多体贴，多到位。” “厕所里的那个是最棒的。万一你在浴缸里摔倒，我会在第一时间过来营救你的。”美嘉兴奋地仿佛看到了摔倒在浴缸里的关谷。 “不不不，我，我不会摔倒的。”关谷双手扯着风衣裹紧身体，冷汗出了一身，子乔递过纸巾。 美嘉最后再加一点料：“请问您预定了多久，我好帮你算一下费用。” “5个月。” “好，一七得七，二七四十八，三八妇女节，五一劳动节，六一。”美嘉又开始算糊涂账。 “她在算什么？”关谷看看子乔，幸好他比中国人更听不懂。 “总共是21万6千5百元。”不知道美嘉依据什么算的。 轮到子乔出手了，他抢着说：“哇，小姐，你们这是开黑店啊。” 美嘉与子乔的配合真是天衣无缝：“对不起，先生，我们这里最近通货膨胀得很厉害，就许你们日本的手机照相机涨价，就不许我们公寓房间涨价啦？”连民族情结都体现了。 关谷还想商量一下：“我……这个。” 子乔哪能给他机会：“简直就是乱开价嘛！” 美嘉顺口就来：“不好意思。这不是我定的。你要住价格公道，舒适到家的公寓，除非你能订到'爱情公寓'，有本事别订我们的爱森酒店公寓。” 子乔挑衅：“小姐，你态度好一点啊！” 美嘉心领神会地配合：“我说的是事实，除了爱情公寓，我们爱森公寓还没怕过谁的。” “我们还真就不住了。Byebye！”关谷还想说话，子乔抢过话筒，气呼呼地挂上了电话，“气死我了，什么态度！关谷兄，那你现在准备怎么办？” 可怜关谷心情沮丧地说：“我也不知道，我想找一个公寓住下。酒店太贵了。你知道她说的爱情公寓？” 子乔早就准备好了迎接这个问题：“当然我知道啦，就是这儿啊！就是——这儿！”他指了指脚下。 不知上当的关谷还很庆幸：“太好了，我能住这里吗？” 眼看事情就要成了，子乔强压兴奋，做最后一搏：“这个，关谷兄啊~这套房子是我租下来的，你知道我喜欢宽敞。” “我可以出房租。”关谷马上表明立场。 子乔还想钓大鱼：“我都租了这么大的房子，其实，我也不在乎这点钱的，呵呵。” “我可以出双倍。”关谷伸出两个手指。 “成交！”话音未落，子乔就急不可待地握住关谷的手，生怕好事溜走，“好吧。我们千里相会也是缘分啊！这样吧，里面这间就给你了。不过要先付一点房租的押金，你看？” “这点够不够？”关谷从包里拿出厚厚一迭钱，子乔腿一软，倒在门框上，勉强站起来。 “够了，够了。你稍等，我让我的室友帮你拿行李哦，”子乔笑得很猥琐，“美嘉！美嘉！” 美色当前，美嘉随传随到：“什么事？” “愣着干嘛？帮我们的新室友拿行李吧。”子乔本想抱住美嘉，和她庆祝计划成功，没想美嘉现在心里只有关谷，从子乔胳膊下面一钻，就去握关谷的手了。子乔脸色顿时阴了下来。 “欢迎欢迎。”美嘉帮着拿行李。 “我还有事，要先走了，你们慢慢聊吧。”钱还在子乔手里，才把美嘉的注意力吸引过来。 “你干嘛去呀？”美嘉撒娇地问。 子乔小声说：“有钱了，当然先去赎身咯！我终于可以告别科研试验了。”说完一溜烟跑了，美嘉直摇头——一个风度翩翩的男人住进来，一个低俗恶俗的男人跑出去。 宛瑜来到书报亭，刚买好时尚杂志，无意间看到报纸上说“林氏集团董事长女儿失踪，悬赏300万人民币寻找下落”。宛瑜的神情有点复杂。At this time, the phone rang. 宛瑜声音无力地问：“喂。” 手机里传来展博的声音：“喂。宛瑜，今天晚上，我想请你吃饭。你有时间吗？” “可以啊，有事找我？”依旧声音无力。 “没有，哈哈，能有什么事啊。那说好了，晚上7点，不见不散，byebye。”展博吞吞吐吐地说。 宛瑜合上手机，若有所思。 关谷来到了他的新房间，美嘉帮他把背包拿进来，却没有马上离开，而是一边舔棒棒糖，一边凝视着他，这使关谷觉得有些不自在。 “怎么样？关谷君。房间还满意吗？”美嘉搭话。 “很满意。谢谢。”关谷很有礼貌。 美嘉嗲声嗲气地说：“我叫美嘉，我就住在隔壁，有什么需要，随时叫我哦。” “好的，美嘉，再见。”关谷要送客了。 美嘉很不情愿地说：“嗯，再见，随时叫我哦。”眼看美嘉刚要走到门口，突然回头：“随时叫我哦。”关谷微笑送客：“嗯，谢谢。” “那我走了哦。”美嘉还想说点什么。 “再见。”关谷深深一个鞠躬，把美嘉到嘴边的话都堵了回去。 美嘉依依不舍地离开关谷的房间。关谷看她终于离开，松了一口气，于是开始收拾行李，他扛起沉重的行李箱，准备放到橱顶。 突然美嘉又冲了回来：“记得随时叫我哦！”关谷被吓了一跳，行李箱掉下来，摔开，里面的漫画原稿洒了一地。两人都被突如其来的情况惊得呆立当场。 “对不起，对不起。”两人同时道歉。 关谷安慰道：“不好意思。我没吓到你吧。” “是我吓到你了才对，”美嘉既内疚又很委屈，“我怕你客气，有事情不来麻烦我。” 关谷听了，也很内疚：“不是这个样子的。我不客气……我很不客气的。”越急越词不达意。 “你的中文说得真有意思。”美嘉倒是觉得很甜蜜。 “我的中文不是很有意思。我说得不好真是不好意思。”这么饶舌的话，关谷说起来却很严肃。 美嘉搔搔耳后：“虽然有点晕，不过我都能明白的。” “是吗？谢谢。”关谷很感激。 “呀！”美嘉看到了一地的漫画，又大叫了起来，这一叫又吓到了关谷。 “美嘉，能不能不要这样，我害怕，你怎么和爱森公寓的前台一样，喜欢鬼叫。”关谷不住地往后退。 美嘉根本没听见他在说什么：“你也收藏漫画！” 关谷指了指美嘉从地上拾起的原稿：“你说这个？” “嗯。”点头。 “这是我画的。”关谷说得轻松。 “啊！”又换来美嘉一声凄厉的尖叫。 关谷捂住耳朵：“又来了。” 美嘉难以平复心中涌动的敬仰：“这是……这是《爱情三脚猫》？！” “你看过？”关谷并不确定。 美嘉接着说：“我们这里没有发行，我都是在网上看的，超爱！我的超爱！你知道吗？真的是你画的？我只看过前三本。后面就没了。” “这个也是我的超爱，”关谷戳了戳自己的胸口，表情有点痛苦，“可是，发行商觉得这个作品不够商业化，他们要我重新修改，加入更加刺激火爆的情节，否则就不再出版了。”关谷头耷拉下来。 “怎么会这样？我觉得你原来的故事很好啊！我很喜欢的。”美嘉不住地点头。 关谷就此说明事情的来龙去脉：“我不太喜欢画那些乱七八糟的东西，所以就辞职了，到了这里。” “那我以后就看不到了？”美嘉无限惋惜。 “这些可以送给你。”关谷安慰道。 “不！你等着，我有东西送给你。”美嘉说着跑出房间。不一会儿，美嘉捧着一张画纸，送到关谷面前：“看！这是什么？” 关谷看了半天，恍然大悟，美嘉见状得意得直点头：“哦！这是中国的武松打虎吗？” “什么虎？这是猫！这是我画的爱情三脚猫。”美嘉把自己画的猫和原版的猫进行比对，两张图几乎没有共同点，引得关谷不停地笑。 美嘉不好意思地缩了缩脖子：“我知道我画得很难看，但是我真的很喜欢这部漫画。你可以去网上看看，有多少人在等着出续集。你怎么能就这样封笔了呢？”美嘉期待的目光照耀着关谷的脸庞。 关谷傻头傻脑地解释：“我没有粉笔，我用铅笔。” “好，铅笔，好！我帮你削铅笔，只要你能继续画下去。我可以做你的助手。这里就可以是你新的画室。怎么样？”美嘉伸展双臂，无限陶醉地在房间里转着圈。 关谷感动极了。“谢谢你！”冲着美嘉深深一鞠躬，姿态保持良久。 曾小贤敲门，推开门，发现客厅里一个人都没有。“这次我敲门了，不打扰吧？”有了上次被砸的教训，小贤又谨慎地合上门，留下一条门缝，往房间里张望。 “子乔君。美嘉君？” No one answered. “吕布大人？小貂婵？” Still no answer. 小贤推开子乔的房间，自言自语：“刚刚还在的，门也没锁，一转眼就没影了。”突然，曾小贤听到隔壁的房间有声音，小贤凑过去听。 “那我们就从现在开始，布置我们的梦工厂吧！”是美嘉的声音。 “哈依！”关谷应答。 小贤自言自语：“那个男的不是子乔啊？怎么人刚走就带男人回来？” “爱情三脚猫一定会大卖！” “大麦？大麦不是用来吃的吗？” “不是啦，大卖就是很多很多人看，卖很多很多钱，赚了钱，你就可以养我这个助理了。” “哈依！” 小贤悄悄推开一丝门缝，正好看到美嘉坐在床沿上，对着一个陌生男人手舞足蹈，于是心说：“包养？啊！不得了，出大事了。” 时针指向晚上7点缺5分，展博准备了丰富的晚餐，胡一菲准备了对讲机和红外望远镜，已经跑到了隔壁，一切就位！ 展博把耳机戴上，试音：“test，test，老姐听到的吗？” 一菲冲着对讲机回答：“ok！很清楚。”说着背对着走进屋，没看到巴在门缝里偷看的曾小贤，突然碰到他。 "what!" 两人都被对方吓了一跳，最可怜的是展博，耳朵里巨响无比，耳膜生疼。两人一起嘘着对方，示意小声一点。 一菲小声说：“你在这里偷偷摸摸地干嘛？” 小贤不知从何说起：“我……在收集素材，你呢！” 一菲脑子一闪：“我……在创造素材！” “神神道道的。”小贤不屑。 两人几乎同时提议：“你先说！” 又几乎同时否定：“不说拉倒！” 一菲怕耽误自己的事儿：“懒得跟你罗嗦，我这边还有重要的任务要办！” 小贤更不甘心：“切，我这边也有很重要的事情，可能是爆炸新闻。” 一菲做不屑状，自顾自地爬到阳台上，拿起红外望远镜朝展博布置的餐桌望去。 展博扶正耳机：“姐，你那边没事吧？” 一菲蹲下来，隐藏好，冲着对讲机说：“没事，警报解除，你那边呢？座山雕，小白兔出现了没有。” 展博表情很无奈：“能不能换个代号。” “那你取一个我听听。” “要不就叫——舒克和贝塔吧！舒克舒克舒克……开飞机的舒克。”展博唱得兴起，暂且忘了紧张。 “死一边去，你这是在打猎，座山雕，注意你的猎物。”一菲严厉地指出。 展博被拉回现实：“姐，你觉得这样到底合适吗？我……有点紧张。” “紧张什么呀？有我在。遇神杀神，遇鬼杀鬼！你要有自信，挺胸，收腹，头抬高。”一菲这边指挥，展博在那边照做不误，不过造型很僵硬。 “我真的……真的没试过，我现在浑身不自在。” 这时宛瑜从门外进来：“展博。” 展博惊慌之下做出招财猫状：“hi，宛瑜。” 一菲从望远镜里也看到了：“目标出现，座山雕，进入一级战斗状态。摆出你最帅的pose，挺胸，收腹，头抬高。”展博站得笔直，头拼命向上抬。 宛瑜觉得奇怪：“你脖子抽筋？” 展博再把脑袋往上仰一点：“没有，我只是觉得这样站比较帅。” 宛瑜觉得有意思：“你已经很帅了啊。” 一菲远程遥控：“她夸你了，回击她！” “怎么回击？”展博还没适应这场游戏，差点穿帮。 宛瑜以为是跟自己说话：“你说什么？” 展博立刻改口：“不是，不是。我自言自语。” 一菲干着急：“就是夸她，说她漂亮。”说“漂”字的时候，口水正好浇了窗台上的花。 “我说你漂亮。”展博口水洗了桌布。宛瑜响应了一个微笑，坐在桌子前。 一菲不满意：“座山雕，你就不能挑点有档次的形容词？” 展博小声问：“我能不能坐下。” “可以。”宛瑜和一菲异地同声。 展博让站得抽筋儿的身体坐下休息，一菲则准备帮人帮到底：“你把她今天的装束形容给我听，我帮你接词！” 展博坐下以后，脑子转得快了点：“宛瑜，你看你今天，长长的头发……” 一菲补充：“一泻如注。” “一泻如注！”展博想也不想，跟着说。 展博愣了愣，继续说：“白白的皮肤……” 一菲形容：“吹弹可破。” 展博没听清，不敢相信自己的耳朵：“吹拉弹唱。” “啊？”宛瑜吃惊地张大嘴。 展博还在坚持：“还有甜甜的笑容……” 一菲有点词穷：“花枝乱颤。” “花枝乱颤！”展博小声嘀咕，“这都什么呀。” 宛瑜心领神会：“呵呵。你什么时候这么有文采。我还从来没听到过这么形容女孩子的。” 一菲提示展博：“别理她，三浪真言第一浪——浪漫。暗灯，音乐起。”口水再次浇花。 展博在桌下悄悄按动遥控器，房间里的灯光慢慢变成了暗紫色，悠扬的古典音乐响起。 “这是肖邦的第二钢琴协奏曲吧？”宛瑜闭上眼细细品味。 展博哪里知道，只好傻乎乎地问：“你对古典音乐也有了解？” 宛瑜有点紧张：“啊？一点点啦！” 一菲发出指示：“座山雕，换一首她没听过的。”展博按了按遥控器，换下一首。 宛瑜比上一首反应还快：“李斯特的。” 一菲哪肯善罢甘休：“再换一首。” 宛瑜进入状态：“拉赫马尼诺夫的第二钢琴协奏曲的第二乐章？” 展博不知道问谁：“又答对了？” 一菲绝不甘心自己就这样被个小妮子打败：“再来，我就不信了！” “多拉A梦的主题歌。”难不倒的宛瑜干脆唱起来。 一菲还是被打败了：“她是不是音乐学院毕业的？” 展博把这个谜团问出来：“你是不是音乐学院毕业的？” 宛瑜断然否认：“嗯，哦，不是啊？” 展博更奇怪了：“那你怎么对古典音乐这么了解，现在很少人听的。” 宛瑜的眼神在天花板上转了一圈：“嗯~我之前有卖过盗版光盘。所以常听，就知道咯。” 一菲已经不能相信自己的眼睛和耳朵：“不简单，看这气质，怎么可能卖过盗版光盘呢？座山雕，三浪真言，第二浪——浪费！”舌头卷得像麻花。 展博噌地抽出一支雪茄：“介意我抽雪茄吗？” “当然不，让我看看，”宛瑜拿过雪茄，放在鼻子上闻了闻，“巴西雪茄在全球声誉最好，像这种丹纳曼雪茄口碑也一直不错，可惜这根有点发霉了。” “啊？”展博快要吐血。 一菲忙给与鼓励：“点烟！记住，拿出点自信来。”展博拿出一迭美钞，扇形捻开，点燃钞票，再用钞票点烟。 “哎呀！你怎么这样啊？”宛瑜说着拿下他的钞票，放在烟灰缸里，掐灭。 一菲以为产生效果了：“别怪我浪费，这只是一种生活态度。” 展博摇头晃脑地做不在乎状，接着继续重复：“别怪我浪费，这只是一种生活态度。” 宛瑜又给出劲爆的回答：“你的生活态度就是用假钞啊？” 展博大吃一惊：“什么？” 宛瑜非常专业地把钞票平展在展博眼前：“你看，真的美钞，背面是墨绿色，你的这些颜色都不够纯正，色泽很暗淡，”宛瑜把钞票转一面来展示，“还有，看票面图案、线条的印刷应该清晰、光洁，这张，发虚，发花，图案缺乏层次。最主要的是，你这些1000元的大面额钞票，美国财政部早在1969就收回了，不再流通了，展博，你是不是被人骗了啊？” 一菲再一次被打败：“她家开银行的吗？” 展博继续复读机功能：“你家里开银行的吧？” 宛瑜立刻察觉自己说多了：“没有，怎么可能，我以前在纽约念过几天书，对美元总要了解一点的。” 展博心生怀疑：“你刚才不是说，你以前是卖盗版的吗？怎么会有钱去纽约读书？” 宛瑜用笑脸来掩盖慌张：“啊？哦，我当时——勤工俭学！课余时间，老师就带着我们在唐人街卖