Chapter 4 Chapter 4 This is a Legend

Guan Gu was sitting in the living room watching TV, and Meijia came in pitifully holding a bag of tropical fruits. "I plan to sell all the Southeast Asian souvenirs that Ipad gave me. Otherwise, I won't even be able to pay the rent." "How many pineapples do you have to sell to pay the rent? How about I help you advance the payment." Meijia said happily: "Just waiting for your words!" Youyou came out of the room, holding a stack of papers, "This script is amazing! This is the most important role I have ever received! "The King's Harem", a large-scale inspirational drama about the workplace in the Qing court."

"Qing Palace... the workplace... can still be inspirational?" Guan Gu was dumbfounded. "That's right! The little girl I played has a unique skill, she is not stained by mud, she was chosen as a concubine, and finally became a noble concubine! It is said that the investment in this play is very large. In the last play, even toilet paper Bring your own." "In the end, you didn't even use the toilet paper, so you're done." Yoyo said excitedly: "It's different this time, I'm really lucky!" "Inspirational in the workplace? Does this play teach how to find a job?" Meijia looked at her expectantly.

Youyou thought for a while, "When Yifei was an ideological and political teacher, she seemed to have taken career guidance courses. Go and consult her." After hearing what she said, Meijia found Yifei for help, and Yifei dug out a textbook, "Hey, listen... Chapter 1, Section 1, Lecture 1, the definition of employment. Employment refers to those who are over 16 years old and have the ability to work. A series of human activities in which people who have the desire to work participate in social labor and obtain corresponding labor remuneration or operating income—this paragraph must be memorized and tested in exams.”

Mika was completely stunned, "Is this textbook compiled by humans? Just tell me how to find a job." "Wait," Yifei flipped through the whole book, "Huh! It doesn't seem like they really talked about how to find a job!" "Sister Yifei, aside from the textbooks, is there anything else you can teach me?" "Well, I heard that the Academic Affairs Office is urgently recruiting part-time teaching assistants recently. For my sake, you can try it. The salary is not high, but you can still be considered a half-teacher if you say it." "Really? That's great! But I haven't even gone to college." Mika hesitated.

"It's okay, anyway, cats and dogs dare to call themselves teachers these days, such as Teacher Zeng." Yifei waved his hand indifferently, and Meijia felt relieved when she heard that. In the middle of the night, Mr. Zeng Amao, who had finished the show, passed by the bar and found that it seemed very lively. When he went in, he saw a sea of ​​people, music was blaring, and Zi Qiao was standing at the counter. "Welcome to the crazy party scene of 'Dark Moon and High Night'!" "Crazy, where's Joey?" "You said the bartender, he gave me the key, and he was holding his son in the obstetrics and gynecology hospital. I promised him to close at 12 o'clock, but I didn't say it was 12 o'clock tonight, ha! How can there be a bar that closes so early , a rigid mind."

A drunken customer walks by, "I'm going to complain, the toilet sink is full." "There's no sink in the toilet. That door you came out from? That's the kitchen!" Xiaoxian screamed, and the customer walked away indifferently. Xiao Xian turned to Zi Qiao, "How long are you going to be crazy?" "In my bar, there is no such word as closed. There is only an army of beauties who sing and sing every night, and an unstoppable tide of reform!" "Since when did it become your bar?" "Mr. Zeng, haven't you always wanted to own a bar? Here's your chance." Zi Qiao raised her eyebrows meanly.

"The bar can't handle so many people, Baoqiang knows that we will definitely kill us if we rebel." Xiaoxian watched the two big-breasted beauties walk by, "Well, what you said makes sense! Drink tonight without closing! " Everyone cheered, the music became even more confusing, and Ziqiao and Xiaoxian were still proud of their fake drinking and mixing movements, even if they missed them and smashed them up. Youyou came to the set excitedly, the assistant director was directing the arrangement, saw her and quickly greeted her. "You are Ms. Tang Youyou, right? Here are all the supporting supplies prepared by the production team for you," the assistant director handed over a big bag, "Biscuits, snacks, chewing gum, towel mask, shower gel, poker board game Three Kingdoms, toilet paper and slippers for hygiene towel."

"It's so rich, a treasure chest!" The assistant director smiled enthusiastically: "The hotel is just opposite, the third room on the second floor of the massage, and the fifth room on the third floor of the sauna. What would you like to eat for lunch? We have our own kitchen, and you can choose swallow abalone wings, Peking duck, Sichuan hot pot , and sirloin steak." My god, my god, it turns out that the big production is like this!Youyou was very pleasantly surprised, thinking that she would die in this group even if she died. "Tang Youyou! It's a pleasure to meet you!" Xiao Hai, who played the eunuch, came over, a little sissy, with the word "slave" on the chest of the costume.

"This crew even has slaves!" Assistant director 囧 said: "This is really not, he is the actor Xiao Hai who is supporting you. Let's talk first." "You can call me by the name in the play, Xiaosan." "Ah! You are the eunuch mistress who lived and died with me! I am Tinghua." Xiao Hai exaggeratedly bowed his knees: "Greetings to the empress." "Don't be like this, you will become a concubine after 20 episodes, and now you are still a court lady." Youyou smiled and helped him up, and sat on a chair beside her, everyone was stunned and stopped.

"Yuyou, get up!" Xiao Hai whispered eagerly. "What's wrong?" Yoyo picked up the cup on the coffee table and drank. "This is Lei Ge's position, Lei Ge's water, you are crazy!" "Who is Rego?" "Brother Lei, don't you know? The boss of our crew, the legendary Xiba Lei! He plays the role of the emperor." Yoyo sat on the chair relaxedly, "It's just in the play." "But it's also outside the show. If it weren't for his face, how could our play have such a large investment? Even the director and producer have to watch his face. If he sees you sitting in his special seat, You're going to die." Xiao Hai tried to pull her up, but suddenly he heard a cry "Brother Lei is here", and he quickly jumped far away.

Ten bodyguards in black and sunglasses filed in and lined up on both sides. Everyone was solemn, and a child walked up and down. Youyou took a sip of tea, "This...is this the legendary Lei Ge? I thought it was Hong Lei. Haha." "This is my seat." Youyou smiled and patted his head, "You are——Little Lei? Hello." Lei Ge said angrily: "When I acted in "Young Liu Laogen", I'm afraid you haven't made your debut yet." "Kids, be polite." "Also, spank!" Lei Ge ordered, two bodyguards supported Yoyo, and Lei Ge slapped her ass. "How can you treat girls like this, you're so uneducated." Surprised, Yoyo turned to the assistant director and Xiaohai, "Quickly criticize." "Exactly!" Before Yoyo had time to be proud, the assistant director turned to her, "You are too outrageous, hurry up and apologize to Brother Lei!" "The young actors nowadays are too ignorant, and they ruined my mood for filming." Lei Ge sighed. "But, next time we're filming the scene where Tinghua enters the palace to meet you." "What kind of palace do you want to enter, she, directly to the clan's residence." Lei Ge pointed at Yoyo domineeringly. "New script! Tinghua is imprisoned in the clan mansion!" the assistant director yelled, and someone immediately handed over the new script. Youyou was startled, and was dragged into a broom room with the lights turned off. Meijia sat in front of the computer in the university office, excitedly opening the game to test the network speed. "Meijia, your current job is very important. This is not a joke." Yifei handed over the report card, "Enter the test scores of the professional courses of the students in my class on the score checking website. The final grade is very important." "It's so fun to hold other people's fate." Yifei dripped sweat, "If you make mistakes and get complained by students, you will be expelled. I'm going to class, I can't stare at you anymore, be more reliable, don't play games!" Mika snickered, watched her leave, and clicked on Angry Birds.Until Yifei called to urge her, she was still immersed in the ocean of games.While agreeing, she moved the mouse, but accidentally knocked over the ink bottle, and the report card was stained black by ink. "Teacher..." a student came in, "Didn't you say that the grades of professional courses will be announced today? But I can't find them online, so I will come to you directly to check." "Um...yes, wait a minute," Meijia glanced at the report card, which was all ruined, and quickly hid it, "This...that...do you think 65 points are okay?" "Really?" The student was overjoyed. This expression is right, Meijia smiled, "That's right, you have 65 points." "But... you haven't asked my name yet." Meijia said embarrassingly: "Ah... this... I recognize you. You are... the most handsome one in your class... Call me..." "Lu Renjia!" "Yes, yes, passer-by, you are famous, I know. You are 65." "Long live! I was still worried about failing the exam! It's amazing, I still passed half of the blank papers! Teacher, you have worked hard, and this cake and milk tea are for you." Meijia took the bag and settled it easily. It turned out that serving the students was so easy, not only was there no complaint, but she could still eat the cake. After a while, another student came to check the grades. "My name is Xue Shengyi, from the Department of History." Meijia didn't even think about it: "Congratulations, 65 points!" "Teacher, did you make a mistake?" The student began to sob. "Don't be so grateful to me." "If I don't get 80 points in this course, my scholarship to go abroad will be ruined... I thought I could get at least 90 points... What should I do now..." The student cried and ran out. Meijia shouted guiltily at her back: "Student, don't be angry, why don't we change it? Or eat a quick cake before leaving?" Zhang Sanfeng from the Department of Veterinary Medicine came in sluggishly, eager to check his score. "Please sit down, let's communicate first and find out what your expectations are?" Meijia said cautiously. "Teacher, don't tease me, I'm in a hurry." "No matter how urgent you are, you have to tell me what you can accept, unless you are in a hurry to reincarnate—pro." "How do you know, I... really... don't want to live anymore. I have retaken my professional courses 5 times. I am not a veterinarian at all. My dad insisted on forcing me. If I fail this time, I will I was dissuaded. Instead of letting my dad kill me, I might as well end it myself." "Wait, wait, that... you can't die because you got... 85 points." "Teacher, is it necessary for you to joke with a person who has nothing to love?" "You even doubt the teacher. Will I make a mistake? If you make a mistake, it's the mistake of the test paper batcher. Believe in the teacher, this is a miracle, and the most important thing is that you can't give up on yourself." Meijia encouraged. "But the whole world has given up on me." "Don't think that you have been abandoned by the world, the world has no time to take care of you at all!... Uh, I mean... I was sent by heaven to save you, and meeting me is a miracle!" "real?" "As for whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway. You still have a bright future, don't give up just because of a single score." Meijia patted him, "Don't cry, eat a piece of cake, dear?" In the bar, Joey was cleaning up the mess at the bar, wanting to cry, but Xiao Xian came in triumphantly. "It's very kind of you to come, tell me where Lu Ziqiao is. I want to find him..." "You're welcome, he can't accomplish such a great feat by himself." "There are other accomplices? I should have known earlier, how could I believe him!" Joey gritted his teeth, "When I came here early this morning, I found that there were still several people lying in the toilet, and the water stove in the kitchen was blocked by an unknown liquid. gone." "Uh, you can't blame him, the business is too good to manage." "I did an inventory just now. In one night, 86 bottles of Bacardi, 72 bottles of martinis, 32 cases of ice sharps and countless beers were missing from the bar!" "The record is brilliant. I said don't be so dead-headed. Sometimes a small change will bring unexpected gains." "Harvest? But I counted the cash register, why didn't there be a penny in it?! If I find this bastard, I will definitely tear him into pieces. By the way, who did you say was the other accomplice?" Xiaoxian escaped quickly and found Ziqiao in the apartment, "Lu Ziqiao, you forgot to collect the money last night! Well now, Joey is looking for you in the whole neighborhood, how can you pay for so much wine?" "I didn't collect money on purpose. Do you understand hunger marketing? Well, in the words of you idiots, it means making money at a loss. It is because of the effort last night that the girls will come tonight, and they will bring you to the bar." Come more popularity." "The problem is that Joey has banned you from the bar. Those empty bottles in his hand, hitting you once a day is enough for the next century." Zi Qiao smiled mysteriously: "The bar is not important, customers and popularity are king. The party must continue. In fact, there are no constraints or restrictions on the venue, and only in exchange for more gorgeous scenes and wilder screams." "Where are you going to put it?" "Rent a pool, imagine, the ultimate pool party! Come?" Xiaoxian thought for a while, then nodded wildly.Without further ado, Ziqiao took him to an abandoned empty swimming pool, Xiaoxian was dumbfounded, where's the wine?What about drinks?What about the table and chairs?There is no running water here, so how can there be a party! "Calm down, not now, does not mean not tonight. I have summoned a very powerful friend, he will help me solve everything." Xiaoxian disdains, "Summoning? Do you think you are a shaman? Summoning a beast can't help us!" "Want to gamble?" Ziqiao peeked at the text message, "He's here." A Bacardi truck pulls up in front of them and Alex gets out. "Come and see the beast I summoned." Zi Qiao proudly said. "Hi, is Zeng Xiaoxian right? According to your request, we have prepared everything." Xiaoxian stuttered in shock, "God... Big Brother Divine Beast, what...how do you call him?" "My name is Alex." Xiaoxian said softly to Ziqiao: "Did you get it for him?" Alex asked them: "Arranging now?" "Of course!" Ziqiao nodded, Alex opened the back compartment, and there was a whole truck full of wine and party supplies, Xiaoxian was very pleasantly surprised. After Yoyo went back, she told Guan Gu about Lei Ge's dominance, and Guan Gu accompanied her to the shooting scene again.Lei Ge was eating potato chips, and a bunch of people surrounded him, smiling. "I want my role back." Yoyo said softly as she walked over. "Don't even think about it, I don't like you." "I didn't do it on purpose, it was an accident that day." Lei Ge stared, "Then I can also let you die unexpectedly in the clan mansion." "New script! Tinghua died unexpectedly in the clan mansion!" the assistant director shouted. Guan Gu squatted down angrily, "Listen! You kid, you can't do this, every actor is equal." "Strange accent, I hate it! I can do whatever I want, leave me alone!" Lei Ge threw a piece of potato chips on Guan Gu's head. "Nani? Try again." Lei Ge poured the whole bag over, "Do you want to be imprisoned in the clan mansion too?" "They're afraid of you, but I'm not. I have diplomatic immunity! It seems that I won't be able to teach you a lesson." Guan Gu grabbed Lei Ge, pulled off his pants on his lap, and started beating him. Lei Ge screamed, and everyone was completely stunned. , without moving. Lei Ge struggled and shouted: "Come and escort me!" Everyone rushed up to rescue him and dragged Guan Gu along.Lei Ge rubbed his buttocks and shouted: "Miss, you, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, forever, will be hung on the tree as the background!" "New script!" The assistant director yelled, Guan Gu hurried forward, and Lei Ge took a step back. "Please forgive me, it's my fault. Yoyo likes acting very much, please give her another chance! Please!" "That's fine. But, you spanked my butt thirteen times, how about this?" Lei Ge rolled his eyes, "Unless you let me spank you back thirteen times, how about it?" Guan Gu pretended to hesitate, "This... as long as you forgive Yoyo, I... have no objection." "You took off my pants, I want to take them back!" "Okay." Guan Gu gritted his teeth and nodded, and slowly lifted up his shirt, revealing a bright dragon claw on his waist. Lei Ge panicked, "This...what is this...you...you have tattoos?!" "You're welcome, let's fight." "You are...you are a person of the way. Ah!" Lei Ge ran away in fear, "Director, change the script back to the original!" Guan Gu dressed up proudly, it seems that the painting that the brother drew overnight really worked. The swimming pool at night is gorgeously decorated, filled with all kinds of drinks, and handsome men and women are dancing wildly in the pit. "I never thought that a pit without water could deceive so many people." Xiaoxian was amazed. Zi Qiao smiled generously: "Believe in dreams, believe in miracles." Not far away, Alex shouted: "Let's dedicate our cheers to the owner of tonight's party—Mr. Zeng Xiaoxian!" Everyone shouted, "Zeng Xiaoxian! Zeng Xiaoxian! Zeng Xiaoxian!" "As the core of the party, all the girls will adore you, isn't it much better than that short shareholder?" Xiaoxian said happily: "It's true. By the way, why did you give me such a good thing?" Ziqiao smiled and said nothing, Alex came over and told him the reason, "Mr. Zeng, this is the bill for tonight." "Bill...Bill? Aren't you a summoned beast?" Xiao Xian pulled Zi Qiao aside, "What's going on here? Wasn't he summoned?" "That's right, I recruited from the Internet. Bacardi's latest special service, party solution, is on call. With just one phone call, they can deliver you a party just like delivering pizza." Alex handed over the bill, Ziqiao ran away, Xiaoxian reluctantly took out his mobile phone, and summoned the Baoqiang beast. Bao Qiang appeared, paid the money, mentioned that Joey took the initiative to make up for the shortfall last night, and took out a piece of paper, "Mr. Zeng, why don't you transfer your dry shares in the bar to Joey, so that what you owe me will be cleared." , Our shareholder meeting owes Joey well, isn’t it fairer? You see, the lawyer has already written the transfer agreement, just sign it.” After signing the letter tremblingly, Xiao Xian looked around for Zi Qiao, intending to strangle him to death. In the apartment, Yifei also looked at Mika angrily, "Do you know what's wrong?!" "I'm sorry, Miss Yifei. People always make mistakes, otherwise the right road will be overcrowded." Meijia carefully held a piece of cake in her hand. "You still have reason! I finally introduced you to a job, but you did it like this. Do you know how many students complained? No, do you know how many students didn't complain?" "I... have a good service attitude, dear." Yifei sighed: "Who asked you to serve them? I just asked you to register realistically. It's good for you to save all sentient beings. Now it's all right, I'm out of work." The doorbell rang, and she went to open the door. Classmate Sanfeng was carrying a basket of fruit, "Hu... Teacher Hu, may I ask, is Teacher Chen there?" "Look! The students have complained to the house, I can't help it anymore, you can handle it yourself." Yifei glanced at Meijia and walked away. Sanfeng walked up to Meijia, "Mr. Chen, I looked for you everywhere, but they said you were fired, so I took the liberty to find you here." "I recognize you. You are 85!" "Don't mention it, I know I'm not that high, but the score was changed back later." Meijia said tearfully: "Sorry, I can't save myself, I can't help you. You won't come to see me and die together, right?" Sanfeng handed over the fruit, "No, I came here specifically to thank you. Although the score can't be changed, I listened to what you said, went back and had a good talk with my dad, and he finally agreed to let me change departments. If you didn't remind me Me, I really gave up. You are right, there are really miracles in the world." "Hehe, I should have said it earlier." Meijia looked at the fruits and planned to sell them. "However, I would like to ask you for your help. If I don't study veterinary medicine, my dad's pet store will be replaced. He needs a veterinary assistant now. Do you know anyone who is looking for a job?" "Is there a computer? Is it fast to play games?" Seeing Sanfeng nodding, Mijia happily shook hands with him, "Great! I'll help with this!" In this way, Mika magically became a veterinary assistant.