Chapter 3 Chapter Three

Studies have shown that men and women who fall in love will secrete a hormone called "love hormone".Whenever the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, this hormone is particularly strong, and people can't help themselves.Apparently, Guan Gu and Yoyo's hormonal index has obviously exceeded the standard recently, and they kiss in various places like no one else, forgetting about it.Therefore, everyone unanimously decided to hold an internal hearing of the love apartment. "Guan Gu is amazing, Tang Youyou." In the living room, Yifei said seriously. Meijia continued, "For your unscrupulous love behavior, in view of its bad influence on the health of the city and the ecological environment has caused a certain degree of damage, so we have no choice but to protest. Please read the letter of proposal..."

"Nani?" The two sat down nervously. Zi Qiao coughed, "Ahem, why the hell don't you move together?!" "One piece?" "That's right, the rent for couples will be halved, and water and electricity will be waived, so don't make trouble with money." Xiaoxian said while peeking at Yifei. "This, it seems to be too fast, we will be embarrassed." Yoyo said shyly. "It's not like yesterday, it's been almost a year. And it's so gluey that you can't even saw it through with a chainsaw. Auntie, what are you pretending for!"

Guan Gu shook his head, "But I think we need some private space in our love life." "That's right, there's no need to move together. Besides, it's not far away." Yoyo said. Zi Qiao smiled evilly, "Of course it is necessary! Now that you have reached this stage, you should do what you should do like normal men and women all over the world, live together, and don't need to care for us." "We didn't care for you in the first place." Guan Gu looked at Yoyo enthusiastically. Everyone shouted together, "But we care!" "Congratulations, Yifei!" Guan Gu pulled out a bottle of champagne and changed the subject, "School will start next week, and you will officially step on the podium and become a zombie!"

Yifeijiong, am I going to eat people?Youyou hurriedly continued, "By the way, what class do you teach Yifei?" "What I teach is Marxist Political Economy, or Ma Jing for short." "Oh—it's for teaching people how to race horses!" Youyou touched Guan Gu's head, "Honey, it's not a horse race, this is the scriptures that Marx recited!" "You guys! You don't even do your homework! Fortunately, there is me. I have inquired about it. Ma Jing is not an ordinary knowledge, it is very profound, so I specially prepared a small gift." Meijia took out the gift box, "One Fei, you must use it."

Yifei opened it and took out a set of cool leather jackets, "Uh...does this have something to do with Marx?" "I didn't say it was related, do you like it? You must look so handsome in it. This is the best teacher in my heart!" Everyone snickered, and Yifei's face twitched while holding the leather jacket. The next day, when everyone was having dinner outside, Yifei talked about a nightmare she had about going to class. She hadn't figured out yet what image she would use to face the students. Xiaoxian teased: "Haha, this dream fully exposed the fear in your heart."

"If you want me to say, don't be too polite to the students. My former middle school head teacher was too polite, so I still remember his famous saying: Please quiet the students who are listening to the song in front and those who are talking in the middle, so as not to affect the students who are sleeping behind." Classmate!" Yoyo waved the knife and fork. "The current elective courses are two-way choices. How many students there are depends on the teacher's personal charm. I don't want to open the skylight on the first day of class." Yifei frowned.

"It's unreasonable! How could this happen?" Meijia was very dissatisfied. "You also think being a teacher is very stressful, don't you?" "You didn't wear the leather jacket I gave you in your dream?!" Yifei wiped off his sweat, turned back to Yoyo, and said confidently, "Yifei, since you have become a formal teacher, you have to find out your position!" "I think little aunt is right. You are their teacher, not their friend." "That's right!" Yoyo nodded. Ziqiao continued to play tricks, "If you even blur your own position, everyone will be very awkward. Everyone has to make a decisive decision when they develop to a new stage. Although it may be uncomfortable at the beginning, you will always have to face it."

"Zi Qiao, I don't see that you are also very suitable to be a teacher." Yoyo smiled innocently. "So, now, Mr. Lu is guiding you, go experience the 'new cohabitation era' with Guan Gu tonight! All problems will be solved." Zi Qiao and Yi Fei clapped their hands. Youyou twitched and said, "...why bring this up again?" "Yuyou, just be content. You're just shy. Yifei is different. She's afraid. Mr. Hao Hao can't control the situation, and the spicy teacher is too murderous. She is in a mess now. Well, actually, analyzing this kind of problem It's my specialty, but no one comes to consult me." Xiaoxian shook his head suggestively, peeking at Yifei.

"It makes sense!" Yifei suddenly realized that Xiaoxian just wanted to take the initiative to move over, and she turned to Mika, "You said that it would be better if I changed the leather pants into a leather skirt." At night, Yoyo sneaked into Guan Gu's room, wanting to talk to him about everyone's proposal. "After I thought about it carefully, maybe our relationship should go further. There will always be some discomfort at the beginning, but how will you know if you don't try?" Yoyo stuck to him, "If we really move in together, You will have your own space for the two of you, and maybe your relationship will be even better!"

"But didn't you think about it yourself before?" Guan Gu was a little flustered. "She is a girl, I think you will propose to me one day. I will give you this opportunity now. However, we have agreed that when everyone asks tomorrow, your invitation must be very firm, and then I refuse You continue to insist, I continue to refuse, and after three rounds, I agree to move here." Guan Gu hesitated, "But... I think our relationship is quite good now, so there is no need to rush to change." "What did you say?" "Don't get me wrong, I just think we all need a little independence right now, don't we?"

Yoyo shook off his hand, "Isn't this all our excuses to the outside world? Now that I have a showdown with you, you still tell me this." "No...I mean...I'm a man, and I've never been. No, I'm afraid...it will affect others." "other people?" "I have a friend. His name is... Mario. You may not have seen him. He likes to wear blue overalls, a red workman's hat, and a mustache. I have a chance to introduce you." "There are still people who wear clothes so tasteless." Guan Gu covered her mouth, "Hush! Don't let him hear it. He won't be happy." "He's here?" Yoyo looked at Guan Gu in surprise, nodding and then shaking his head, maddened, "I don't understand what you're talking about!" "Yuyou, until I convince him, shall we continue to maintain the status quo?" "It's fine if you don't agree! It's inexplicable." Yoyo went out angrily. Guan Gu sighed, turned around, and Mario stood quietly behind him, waiting for him to play games together. On the first week after school started, Ziqiao walked into the bar with her mobile phone, "Damn! I met a new girl last week, who happened to be from Yifei's school. I asked her to survive in the wild today, but she actually wanted to go back Go to class, and it's still Hu Yifei's class!" "With such loyal fans, the spirit of Marx should be relieved." Meijia looked at the ceiling. "She said that all their dormitory buildings have signed up for Hu Yifei's class," Ziqiao imitated her charming female voice, "If anyone misses Teacher Hu's first day of class, they will be laughed at." Xiaoxian smiled: "Is that an exaggeration?" "It's all because of a post that popped up on the campus forum a few days ago. Look!" Ziqiao handed out her phone, and Meijia and Yoyo surrounded her. "My Teacher Is a Heartthrob - A Must-Not-Miss Registration Guide for Horse Classics Classes"!" "Awesome, there are tens of thousands of replies, with pictures and truth, all of them are advertising for Yifei, and they are also transferred to the Tianya Bull List!" Just as they were amazed, Yifei appeared shiningly, with exquisite makeup and stunning dresses. "Wow, Yifei, I'm so fascinated." Meijia looked at her, her tone suddenly changed, "You're not wearing the leather jacket I gave you!" "How was class today?" Xiaoxian asked. Yifei proudly recalled that it was very successful, and the entire large classroom was full.She saw that post last night and got inspiration. She made a new positioning according to the description in the post, but she didn't expect the effect to be really good. "Didn't you write it yourself? Then who is this anonymous poster you say?" Meijia asked. Xiaoxian said calmly: "What's anonymous, don't people write their names on it." "Let me see." Ziqiao looked at his phone and laughed, "That person's name is 24k Chunshuai, such a cheap name." Yifei greeted everyone excitedly, "Anyway, in order to celebrate today's perfect start, I'll treat you to a barbecue steak!" Meijia took a look at Xiaoxian and pulled him aside, "Such a cheap name is really your style." "what?" "Okay, stop pretending, I know, you are secretly protecting the woman you love, right?" "Is it Mr. Aoi who needs my protection?" Xiaoxian smiled cheaply. "If you don't admit it again, I'll tell Yifei to go." Meijia stepped forward, Xiaoxian quickly grabbed her and raised her hand to surrender. "Mr. Zeng, I've been away for so long, and you two haven't made any progress at all. Why don't you care if she doesn't tell her right away?" "Now is not the time." Xiaoxian bowed his head.He thought he could tell her after participating in the millionaire competition, but he left after winning the competition.Later, I finally returned to the love apartment, but somehow broke the contract again.Now he's back to square one, a whole set of cups. Procrastination like this is not acceptable, Meijia intends to discuss with Ziqiao how to force Xiaoxian to confess.But after looking around for a long time, she didn't find Zi Qiao. It turned out that Ziqiao was dragged to the terrace by Yoyo, and Yoyo told him softly how weird Guan Gu's behavior was. "Mario, the plumber who picks mushrooms?" Zi Qiao thought for a while after hearing this, "Little aunt, your boyfriend is a cartoonist, it's normal to have an imagination, and it just so happens that Mario is a game character imagined by the Japanese. , logically." "Why hasn't he mentioned it before?" "Have you asked? It's like you have been my little aunt for more than 20 years, and you have never asked me about Ozawa Yukifeng." "What... what maple?" Zi Qiao smiled cheaply: "That's my imaginary friend. Whenever she is lonely, she often keeps me company. She is a housewife, a beautiful wife who lives next door, but her husband treats her badly. Her figure It's 36-24-36..." "Lu Ziqiao!" Ziqiao wiped her saliva, "It's nothing unusual to have an imaginary friend, what's strange is that Guan Gu's friend is a strange uncle with a disproportionate proportion, haha, and he has poor taste in clothes." Fantasy friends?Yoyo didn't say anything anymore, thinking about his words seriously. At night, Guan Gu was drawing a sketch for Mario, and walked into the room leisurely. "Yuyou, I want to apologize to you for what happened last time." Guan Gu stopped the pen in his hand. "I should apologize to you. I was too impatient. Ziqiao is right. You should have your world and your friends, including those in fantasy. This is your space. If you are not ready, I I won't force you, maybe we should all calm down." Yoyo smiled. "My dear, thank you." "You're welcome, let's go. You can play." Youyou walked to the door, but suddenly the door couldn't be opened, "The handle seems to be broken." "Is anyone there?" Guan Gu knocked on the door. "Stop knocking. No one is outside!" Zi Qiao shook the screwdriver to unscrew the last screw, smiling evilly. Yoyo patted the door, "Zi Qiao! Let us go out." "Aren't you not used to it? Then get used to it. This is a rare opportunity for actual combat. Believe me, as long as the two of you pass tonight, all your confusion will be resolved." Zi Qiao twisted away. As soon as Xiaoxian stepped out of the elevator, Meijia went up to meet him, "Mr. Zeng! I've been looking for you for a long time. I just went to the study to wash clothes, and the washing machine suddenly convulsed, as if it was about to explode. Yifei asked you to help quickly. Quick! Quick!" "Why did the washing machine suddenly..." Before Xiaoxian finished speaking, Meijia pushed him inside. In the study, Yifei was wearing a dress and squatting on the ground, "It's unlucky to encounter such a thing before going to the party... What are you doing here?" "Didn't you ask me to help?" Xiaoxian looked behind, Mika was gone, and he walked to the washing machine. "I asked you to help? Are you good at this kind of technical work? Damn, who put the rabbit in." Yifei pulled out a messed up plush rabbit from the washing machine, with a wretched expression. "Go to the storage room and get the big wrench." Yifei shook off the rabbit and directed Xiaoxian. Xiaoxian agreed to pull the doorknob, but the handle fell off, the door couldn't be opened, and the phone vibrated suddenly. "Teacher Zeng, tonight is a good time for you to confess your love to Sister Yifei, and it is also the only way for you to go out." Meijia's voice, she was shaking the screwdriver to unscrew the last screw. "Don't play tricks on me, she told me to go out and get a wrench." Xiaoxian lowered her voice. "The wrench is under the bookcase with all the tools you need. After tonight, you'll thank me. Go! Say what needs to be said, we're with you." "you?" Zi Qiao took the phone, "Don't thank me, man, it was my idea." After hanging up the phone, Ziqiao and Meijia looked at each other and smiled. What a brilliant idea, it solved the problems of the two couples at once. "Teacher Zeng won't get cold feet, will he?" "I put a bottle of Bacardi and a bottle of iced black tea in the bookcase, but he was too timid to choose alcohol, so I dropped another bag, and the bottle of black tea was actually mixed with 8 kinds of mixed alcohol Drinks. When the time comes, don’t worry if you’re drunk and tell the truth.” Meijia took out a bottle of red wine and walked to the balcony, “Look, there’s still one bottle left, we can celebrate the success of the plan ahead of time!” "Long time no see, your IQ has actually improved." Zi Qiao exclaimed. "It's more than just IQ! I've improved in all aspects, okay? Your observation skills are not good enough!" "Who said this." "There is a beautiful woman taking a bath in the building opposite, do you see that?" Zi Qiao picked up a water pipe to make a telescope, "Where is it, where is it?" "I'm lying to you, I thought you were a bit mature." Meijia laughed, but suddenly her face became stiff, "Wait, where did the water pipe I just put there go to the door?" Ziqiao held the water pipe and said confusedly, "I don't know." "It's over, the door is locked." Mika knocked on the door. "Where's the handle on the door?" Zi Qiao was startled and threw away the water pipe in her hand. "Before I removed the door lock of the study room, I used this door as an experiment first, who told you to take my water pipe." Meijia cried sadly. In the room, Guan Gu explained to Yoyo, "From the time my mother gave me the first game console when I was 6 years old, Mario has been my best friend. We played together, chatted together, and went on adventures together. He not only He’s a plumber and a hero in my heart. It’s all my fault that made me what I am now.” "It's okay, it's not too bad to be locked up with my boyfriend." Yoyo approached him with a smile. "Maybe we can play together?" Guan Gu took the handle, "Can you?" "I haven't played it, but I can try it. Oh, I haven't said hello to Mario yet. Where is he?" Guan Gu said in a low voice: "It's in the corner, he's a little afraid of you." Walked over leisurely and generously, "Hello! Mario, please take care of me." Guan Gu opened the drawer and took out various Mario game discs. The two accompanied each other and played games all night. Xiaoxian’s experience was more miserable. He opened the bookcase to check what Meijia said, and found wine and iced black tea. He thought that the iced black tea was put there on purpose, so he didn’t dare to drink, would he rather be laughed at?No, the drunk Zeng Xiaoxian is super handsome, 24k pure handsome!So he picked up Bacardi and drank it vigorously, but strangely, he felt nothing at all. "What to drink, I'm thirsty, give me some." Yifei stretched out her hand while checking the washing machine. Xiaoxian handed over the iced tea, she drank a few sips, shouted happily, and after a while, stood up staggeringly, "We have been busy for a long time...the space shuttle is finally repaired." "This is a washing machine. Isn't black tea refreshing? How could this happen?" Xiaoxian heard the empty bottle of black tea, "God bless, I must be drunk." "Everyone, the countdown to the space shuttle takeoff! 10, 9, 8, 6, 3, 1, ignition!" Yifei pressed the washing machine, and the stereo set by Meijia started. "Zeng Xiaoxian, why are you here? They also invited you to the Faculty Fellowship Party?" Yifei pushed Xiaoxian onto the table and danced provocatively, "Huh? Why are you blushing?" "I... I also drank too much." Xiaoxian's heart beat faster. "Then why don't you sing! Forget it, you sing too badly, you should just say it, don't sing." Yifei approached him. "I..." Xiaoxian plucked up his courage, "Yifei, I actually like... ah! What is that!" A huge cockroach passed through the ground, Xiaoxian dodged, and Yifei picked up a wrench, "Dead mouse! Watch me kill it with a slipper." She spun around vigorously, Xiaoxian was hit, screamed and fainted. "Hey, why did you break your tail?" Yifei also passed out drunk and lay on top of him. The instigators, Meijia and Ziqiao, were not so lucky. There was lightning and thunder outside the house, and they were trapped on the balcony.Meijia curled up in a corner and fell asleep, wet and shivering.Zi Qiao couldn't stand it anymore, took off his coat and walked over to squat down. Behind him, a beautiful woman in a gorgeous kimono appeared. "Zi Qiaojun." "Ozawa Teak Maple." Zi Qiao faltered, "We..." "When this girl returned to the apartment, you never looked for me again. In this case, then goodbye, Ziqiao Jun. Be happy!" Ozawa jumped off the balcony. Ziqiao turned around and saw that Meijia was still sleeping. He sighed, helped her put on her clothes, and brushed away her wet hair.Meijia woke up startled, squeezed his hand, "What are you doing?!" Before Zi Qiao had time to explain, a Tathagata palm came along with lightning. The sky gradually turned brighter, and the neighborhood was quiet in the early morning, with a rooster crowing, Guan Gu woke up from the sofa, and saw Mario standing at the door with a suitcase. "I'm leaving. You already have Yoyo in your world. She can do what I can do, play with you, chat with you, take risks with you, and she can do many things that I can't. After all, you Be mature. Goodbye, Mr. Guan Gu!" "Mario!" Guan Gu called him. With tears in his eyes, Mario said affectionately, "Are you reluctant to part with me?" "No, you can't get out if the handle is broken." "I'm a plumber, can this door stop me?" Mario kicked the door open with a flying kick. Yoyo woke up from the bed, "What's the sound?" Guan Gu stood quietly beside the door thoughtfully, with pieces of wood under his feet, the two looked at each other and smiled.After a while, they went to the study to rescue Yifei and Xiaoxian. "The party is over? Where am I?" Yifei held his head. Guan Gu smiled evilly: "Mr. Zeng, what did you do last night?" "What did you do? I don't remember, my head hurts, huh? What's the matter with this bag?" Xiaoxian rubbed his head, "I only remember that there were cockroaches, which were so big." "Go, it's obviously a mouse, and I hit it." Guan Gu was surprised, "Could it be a cockroach?" "The friend imagined by Mr. Zeng is called a cockroach?" Youyou thought about it and felt a little disgusted. "By the way, where's that bastard Zi Qiao?" Guan Gu looked around, and on the balcony, he saw Meijia snuggling up against Ziqiao, the two of them were sound asleep.There was a slap print on Ziqiao's face, and Meijia had a faint smile on her face.