Chapter 2 The second chapter fit!Guan Guziqiao

In the bar at night, when Yifei walked in, Guan Gu, Yoyo and Xiaoxian were staring in one direction intently. "Brother Monkey, come quickly! There are monsters!" Yoyo greeted her, and Yifei looked along. In the corner not far away, a man with beard and sunglasses was sitting, and a girl was sitting opposite. "Is it similar?" Guan Gu asked. Xiao Xian exclaimed, "It's exactly the same as Zi Qiao." "There are so many wonders in the world. Even my aunt can't tell the difference." Yifei disdainfully said, "Isn't it strange? This guy must be Ziqiao! He's doing some new tricks to pick up girls. Let me beat him back to his original form."

"Wait, what if he's not Zi Qiao? Bullying the blind will not be good." Yoyo stopped her and took out her phone, "I have a solution. Give him a call!" The blind man didn't move, and Yoyo's cell phone was connected, and Ziqiao's voice came, "Hello! Lu Xiaobu is here, what's your business?" "Zi Qiao, I'm little aunt, what are you doing? Why is there the sound of water?" Everyone stared at the blind man, who was still talking to the girl. "I'm taking a shower, what else can I do? Surfing?" "Aren't you at the bar?"

"What do you think? If you help me organize beautiful women as audiences, I might consider washing there." "Can you still answer the phone in the shower?" "Phelps's dedicated fake waterproof phone, it can still video, wait for me to cut the screen for you." "No need! Goodbye." Youyou hung up the phone, everyone breathed in, and watched the blind man get up and walk away with the girl on his arm. After being stunned for a moment, everyone rushed back to the apartment and saw Ziqiao sitting on the sofa, wiping her wet hair. "It's unbelievable, we saw a person who looks exactly like you! He has a big beard and is sitting on a bar with a cane." Yoyo excitedly.

"Do I look like a public face?" "We also took a photo, if it is fake, we will pay ten for the fake one." Xiaoxian took out his mobile phone, and a selfie of his narcissistic underpants appeared, "Wrong, the next one...is it a super image? A super image !" Ziqiao patted her thigh, "Oh my god, what a shame! Could it be... no... impossible." "Impossible what?" Guan Gu hurriedly asked. Ziqiao said seriously: "When I was very young, my mother once told me one thing. In fact, I also have a twin brother. He suffered from serious eye disease when he was born, and his family was poor and had no money to see it. Desperate, on a winter night, my mother reluctantly abandoned my brother at the train station."

"My God! If you don't go and see, maybe you haven't gone far." Guan Gu said sadly. "My mother told me that his eye disease would not only cause him to lose his sight, but his entire eyeball would... fall off. It was very scary anyway. I was afraid that seeing him take off his glasses would make him unacceptable." "But he is your own brother after all, we will go with you." Guan Gu comforted. Zi Qiao nodded and put on her sunglasses. "You're not blind, why are you wearing sunglasses?" Yifei looked at him suspiciously. "That's right, what am I wearing it for?" Zi Qiao took off her sunglasses, and the spring eyeballs popped out.Everyone screamed in fright, Guan Gu and Yoyo embraced each other, Xiaoxian jumped on Yifei.

"Hahahaha! You all believe me, I'm dying of laughter." Zi Qiao took out his beard, "Isn't it very sharp with a beard on!" "But aren't you taking a shower?" Yoyo looked at his smug smile in puzzlement. "You just need to turn on the voice reply function on your phone," Zi Qiao took out the phone and played, "Hello! What is Lu Xiaobu doing here? I'm taking a shower, what else can I do? Surfing..." "Lu Ziqiao, you are molesting me! I will die with you!" Guan Gu chased Ziqiao, and ran out after him. Sitting on Yifei's body, Xiaoxian said coldly, "Too childish."

"Then you still jump so high?" Yifei threw him down and picked up the fake beard. "What kind of eyes do you all have? After watching for half an hour, you can't see the reflection of the glue?" "It wasn't there at the time. If you don't believe me, I'll zoom it in for you to see!" Xiao Xian looked at the photo, but unexpectedly, he found a blurry silhouette, very similar to Mika. They rushed back to the bar, and a girl in pink with braids at the bar turned around and saw them, and they hugged excitedly. "I went to the apartment to look for you a few days ago. You were not there, so I went to the bar downstairs to look for it. Who knew that it was changed to a foot-washing city." Meijia pulled Yifei to sit down.

"Then you found this place?" Xiaoxian straightened his hair, "Ahem, now this bar is—" Meijia interrupted him, "Then I washed my feet and got an annual card, you can use it too." "Meijia, it's rare for us to meet again today, so you have nothing more important to tell us?" Yifei reminded. "Oh! The master in Xijiaocheng is very good at pushing the oil!" Meijia smiled, "Or, do you want to ask me, why did you leave here in the first place?" Yifei nodded quickly, "We thought you and Ziqiao were having a fight, is it true?"

"Zi Qiao, hehe, if you don't mention him, I will almost forget about him, Zhang Ziqiao..." "His surname is Lu." Xiaoxian wiped his sweat. "Oh, that's right! When was it changed? Well, it's not because of anyone. I left because I figured out one thing. Remember the day when Zhanbo confessed his love to Wanyu?" That day was Valentine's Day. After Zhanbo successfully confessed, the scene was very warm, but Meijia looked around and found that Wanyu was in pain with Zhanbo, and Yifei was also chased by Mr. Shen. Thinking of herself, she couldn't help feeling sad.In order to relieve her emotions, she resorted to the Tathagata palm and flew Zi Qiao out.After that, she decided to travel far away to relax and went to Taipei.

"Taipei? What are you doing there?" Yifei asked after hearing the reason. "I have a distant relative there. I wanted to tell you when I settled down, but I forgot when I was busy." "Are you that busy?" "Of course, I'm the manager of a clothing store now. The boss in Taiwan is very nice. They take good care of me. They said that since opening this store, they have never seen such an unbelievable performance!" "I'm talking about myself, how are you doing?" "Everything is fine, especially Guan Gu, he has a girlfriend."

Yifei stared at Xiaoxian, "Meijia, I know you treat Guan Gu...don't be sad." "Why should I be sad, oh, it's all in the year of the monkey. Besides, I'm not unchased now." "Really! Taiwanese? Indigenous?" Xiaoxian has never been educated. Meijia smiled sweetly: "No, he is a Malaysian Chinese. We met on the plane, but we are just ordinary friends now. I haven't decided whether to answer him or not, but he insists on coming with me, so I don't worry about it." I." Xiaoxian smiled cheaply: "Oh, what about others?" "Ai Paide said that he will be there soon, right at the door!" Mika looked around and waved her hand, "We are here!" Before Xiaoxian and Yifei had time to express their surprise at the name, they saw Ai Paide himself, and their eyes widened together.Is this guy Zi Qiao in disguise?The facial features are almost exactly the same, but they have long braided hair, a mustache on the chin, and the glasses and clothes they wear are Guan Gu's style. "Hello! I'm Ai Paide." His tone of voice was also like Guan Gu's. Xiaoxian looked at Yifei asking for help, "...I'm messed up." "Ha! It's no fun to play tricks on us alone, and we'll join forces with Meijia!" Yifei put his hands on his hips. "There's no need to explain, I don't even believe the punctuation marks in your words this time!" Xiaoxian followed up. Ai Paide looked at Mika in confusion, "What are they talking about?" "Hey! Still learning Guan Gu's accent. Lu Ziqiao! Have you had enough trouble?" "You misunderstood, he is not Zi Qiao. Ai Paide, show them your passport." Under the command of Mei Jia, Ai Pai De turned over his bag and took out his passport and magazines. Yifei and Xiaoxian took them Look. "Ai Paide is a Malaysian painter. He is here to hold an art exhibition! You see, there are reports in magazines." Yifei glanced at Xiaoxian, "What's going on? I'm messed up too. I need support!" With the order, Xiaoxian rushed back to the apartment and brought Guan Gu and Yoyo. After everyone sat down, Guan Gu smiled, "Long time no see Meijia! Let me introduce, this is my girlfriend Yoyo. Lu Ziqiao, why is your hair like this?" "My mother made it for me, she's Javanese." "Aren't Javanese women very good at giving birth to twins? I happen to know your brother." Guan Gu sneered. "I suspect that Mika was also pretended by someone." Xiaoxian gnawed on an apple. Meijia said helplessly: "What are you doing, he is really not Ziqiao. If you don't believe me, you can call him." Yoyo took out her mobile phone and dialed, Ziqiao's voice came, "Hello! Lu Xiaobu is here, what's your business?" "Zi Qiao, are you taking a bath again?!" "Yeah, what else can I do? Surfing?" "Go to hell!" Yoyo hung up the phone and reported to everyone, "It's still a voice reply." Guan Gu was gearing up, "Okay! Zi Qiao, you are already dressed, take off your wig and beard, or we will start." "What are you going to do?" Aipad stepped back. Guan Gu and Xiaoxian looked at each other and nodded, one person went up to pull his beard, and the other went up to pull his hair. "These hairs seem to be real." Xiao Xian pulled out a hair, "How could this be?" At this time, the real Lu Ziqiao walked into the bar, and stood face to face with Ai Paide, with a similar face, half shorter.Zi Qiao waved her hands, "Wow! It's like looking in a very tasteless mirror." Everyone was completely stunned, and Ai Paide said hurtly, "Meijia, I'm leaving. Your friends don't seem to like me very much." "No..." Meijia chased her out, and Ziqiao pretended to be innocent. Meijia decided to move into the apartment for a few days. At night, Yifei and Xiaoxian drank tea in the study and discussed this matter.According to Yifei's point of view, this is not a coincidence, but an inevitability. Ai Paide is basically the combination of Zi Qiao and Guan Gu, with a face full of peach blossoms, plus a sad Chinese pronunciation, and he is also a painter.This fully proves that Mika has never forgotten these two people all this time, and Apad is a substitute, and Mika is just hypnotizing herself. Next, the focus of their debate was who Mika liked more. "Zi Qiao is a little more, I'm a professional." Xiaoxian sipped his tea. "She likes Guan Gu better, I'm a woman, women understand women better!" "Really? Why didn't I see it? Let me see the medical report." "Is the bone itching again?" Yifei flew over with a palm, "but if this is the case, what should you do with Yoyo? Don't they become rivals in love. Could it be——to stage a vulgar love triangle?" Therefore, Yifei took Xiaoxian to study "The Temptation of Going Home" again, hoping to effectively stop similar bloody incidents before they happened.One evening, she and Meijia were watching TV and chatting, and Youyou came out of the room, "Meijia! Let's start." Meijia agreed and stood up. "Wait, what are you doing?" Yifei worried. "Small things will be settled soon." Meijia asked as she entered the door, "Do you have a knife?" "Two, that's enough." Yoyo dragged her into the room, Yifei was shocked, jumped up and grabbed Xiaoxian, and broke in through the door.I saw Yoyo and Mika sitting on the bed, helping each other apply hair removal cream. "This is the love rival you mentioned?" Xiaoxian was dumbfounded, and whispered to Yifei, "Have you ever seen someone who shaves a love rival?" On the other hand, Ziqiao was also thinking about why Meijia didn't come back sooner or later, and insisted on coming back when she met some kind of Ai Paide.The conclusion is that she wants to win this reunion challenge and force the other party to admit that she is better off. "Meijia understands that no one can beat me, so he found another me in an attempt to defeat me." "I'm getting more and more dizzy." Guan Gu raised his forehead. "Aipad's biggest flaw is having your characteristics, which is also my advantage. Haha, I have already won!" Zi Qiao was intoxicated. Guan Gu looked at him coldly, and stood beside him, "Oh? Really? I don't think you can win against him for one thing, he is taller than you. Even if you can quibble about other things, it cannot be denied that this is what I inherited from him. " "Three years ago, I was actually taller than Yao Ming. It was because of that car accident. If it wasn't for saving a little sister who was crossing the road and flying to rescue her, my leg would not have been amputated." Zi Qiao pretended to be sad. "Whoever believes in you is an idiot!" "Teacher Zeng just believes it." Zi Qiao paused for a while, and said with disdain, "Aren't you and Ai Paide only 4 centimeters taller than me? Isn't it amazing?" Guan Gu touched his head, "Listen clearly, it's not 4 centimeters, it's 4.65 centimeters! Round it up, it's 4.7 centimeters, no, round it up again, it's 5 centimeters, and round it up, it's 10 centimeters!" Zi Qiao fell to the ground and rolled, what kind of calculation method is this.Guan Gu pulled him up, "How about this, table football, the outcome is determined by one set, if I lose, I will admit that I am all shortcomings. If you lose, you will commit seppuku." "No." Zi Qiao took two steps back, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "I know why he is taller than me! Because of his shoes! Did you notice that day, he was wearing sweaty boots! Taobao is dedicated to the leader The invincible internal height increase. If I compete barefoot, I will not lose to him." "Barefoot ratio?" "Isn't he going to hold an art exhibition? We can find him. You go with me!" "I'm not that boring." "Oh, is that so?" Zi Qiao deliberately said in a strange voice, "Well, he is a painter who held an art exhibition, so even if I lose to him, I will be convinced. At least someone does not have such qualities." "What's so strange about holding an art exhibition? It doesn't represent the level of a painter. Most of the things on display are deceit and have nothing to do with art." Guan Gu said with a guilty conscience. "If you don't see it with your own eyes, how will you know if someone's artistic attainment is higher than yours. If you don't go, forget it. I can understand this sour feeling." Guan Gu said urgently: "Just go!... But, he has seen us, and I was very unfriendly to him last time, so it must be strange to go like this." "Of course I have a way." Zi Qiao opened the closet, "The armor is complete! Choose a turban to wrap it around, and then an Indian dress, and we will become international art buyers in a second." After Meijia and Yoyo finished shaving, they began to put on nail polish. The two talked and laughed, and Yoyo took the opportunity to ask a little question about Ai Paide. "They are a bit similar, and I didn't get used to it at first, but gradually I found that Ai Paide is Ai Paide, not only has Zi Qiao's humor and romance, but also is as down-to-earth as Guan Gu, he is simply a perfect lover." Mika said intoxicated. "Does he have any flaws?" "Shortcomings? I didn't pay attention to this." Youyou said worriedly: "If you like him because of his qualities about Gu and Ziqiao, then you have to be careful, if he has shortcomings about Gu and Ziqiao, won't it be troublesome?" "It may be that I have been away for a long time, and I have forgotten what shortcomings they have." "Then let me review it for you. Let me talk about Zi Qiao first. He is narrow-minded and good at talking big. Guan Gu, who likes to get into horns, is violent, and cuts seppuku every minute." Meijia thought for a while, "Oh my god, what you said seems to be right." "As Zi Qiao's little aunt and Guan Gu's girlfriend, I still have a little say. If Ai Paide also has their shortcomings, this is simply a—" "Psychopaths." Meijia cried sadly. Three days later, Meijia was sitting in the western restaurant. After waiting for a long time, Ai Paide did not come, but only called. "Meijia, I can't come to see you today. I, I have a little trouble." "If the art exhibition is very busy, you should tell me earlier." "No, listen to me, my art exhibition was attacked by two Indian terrorists. They destroyed my favorite works and took my shoes. Now the police are here and they don't believe me... God, I must sound like a lunatic now, but will you believe me?" "... stole your shoes?" Ai Paide said hysterically: "These shoes are very important to me. If I catch those two Indians, I will definitely tear them to pieces!" At this time, it is not known whether Guan Gu and Zi Qiao sneezed. Meijia hung up the phone with a terrified expression. Could it be that he is really seriously ill?After that, Ai Paide called her 23 times in a row, telling her to trust him. Meijia didn't know whether it was persistence or dead-headedness, but she agreed to accompany him to Kuala Lumpur, the next stop of the art exhibition. In the apartment, Yifei took a photo of Meijia and Guan Gu, and Xiaoxian took a photo of Meijia and Ziqiao, and sneaked in respectively, bumped into each other and screamed.They all wanted to stuff the photos into Mika's suitcase, to arouse her nostalgia, and to prove their speculations were correct.Which one to put, the two were fighting, and Meijia’s voice sounded outside the door, they hid in the toilet in a hurry, Xiaoxian saw the hanging Indian clothes, and smiled at Yifei, where is the camouflage weapon? It won't be discovered this time. "Epped, let me check my luggage and we'll leave." Mika opened the door and entered the room, "This is the apartment I used to live in." "Pretty good. Where's your friend?" "It seems that they have all gone out." The luggage was placed in the living room, and Meijia checked it. "Let's not worry about the previous incident." "It's okay, as long as you trust me, I will forgive you." Ai Paide poured two glasses of wine. "No...I just want to say, I forgive you." "I didn't lie, I don't need your forgiveness. Why do you suddenly have so much prejudice against me! That day, I really met Indian terrorists in the gallery! They stole my shoes!" "Ah! Big talker!" Meijia covered her face and walked to the bedroom. "Why don't you still believe me?" Ai Paide hurriedly said, accidentally smashed a cup, and got wet all over himself. "Violent... force mad!" Ai Paide wanted to cry, "I'm sorry. I need to calm down. Where is the bathroom?" Mei Jianu pointed in the direction of the bathroom, and Ai Paide went in, "Is there a dry towel?" "Find it yourself." Suddenly, Epped screamed and rushed out waving a towel: "Fear... terrorists! Those two terrorists are in the bathtub! I want to call the police!" Meijia was angry, "Okay, you've had enough trouble! You should call 120." "Forget it, since you don't believe me at all, it's useless for me to say anything. You are all in the same group!" Ai Paide rushed out of the door. Meijia followed, "Leave the towel!" On the terrace of the bar, Meijia pulled Yoyo depressedly, "You are right, I broke up with Ai Paide, he is really mentally ill." "It's not too late for you to know now, I won't lie to you." "But I lied to you." Meijia sighed, "Let me tell you, I left because of Zhanbo and Wanyu's touch, in fact..." "Meijia, if you don't want to say it, then don't say it. It's over, everyone understands. At least you have returned to the iPartment now." "But I still have to go... Although, I didn't live well these days. I didn't go to Taipei, but to Northeast. , made a clothes hanger that didn't move for eight months." Meijia cried, "During this period of time, I missed you so much and the iPartment, so I came back to take a look. But I still have to go, I have no face to see you...I only tell you this matter, you must not tell them." "Don't worry, I'll keep a secret for you!" However, the swearing Yoyo has one biggest shortcoming—big mouth. The next day, Meijia put some clothes into the box, and suddenly saw a corner of a photo frame. She took it out and looked at it. It was a group photo of everyone. She sobbed sadly, and then turned it to the other side. Our little Diaochan! Look back." She turned her head and saw everyone at the door, she was so moved that she didn't know what to say. "Fool! We have already sent back the money and clothes you owe to the store. Don't worry, this is your home." Yifei smiled, "Welcome back!" Everyone rushed up and huddled together. Zi Qiao, wearing height-enhancing shoes, staggered and fell to the ground.