Three months have passed since the much-anticipated match. Xiaoxian lazily stood in an advertising booth in a certain city, filming a group of gold coin collection advertisements, posing in a dick pose, and weakly shouted, "It's amazing!" The choice of skills, I can do it and you can do it too! Oh yeah!". Finally, when work was over and he was about to die, he tiredly unwrapped gold coins and chocolates to eat. Baoqiang came over excitedly step by step, with a simple and honest face. "Teacher Zeng, I am your fan, please sign me! Just write 'Comrade Baoqiang, I am optimistic about you. One day, you will definitely succeed. I wish you a bright future and show your domineering...'"

Xiaoxian pulled out a stiff smile, "It's a little bit longer, can I sign 'Hello'?" "Alright. Your game is so exciting, I also want to become a big star like you, a millionaire, do you have any tricks?" "Well...read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more." Xiaoxian said casually, and saw Lisa's figure in a blink of an eye, and immediately rushed over, shaking her body from side to side to say hello obsequiously. "I'm on a business trip. The leader asked me to greet you and monitor the execution of the contract by the way."

Xiaoxian looked at her sadly, "As long as I don't let me stay here forever, I can do anything." It turned out that after he won the competition, there were 13 endorsement advertisements in the side contract, which must be fulfilled. "You're lucky. According to inside information, the leader is preparing a new TV program for you. After you win the game, you are still a little popular and make some big moves." Lisa smiled mysteriously, "This program also has a very domineering Name "I Choose You On behalf of the Moon"!" Xiaoxian turned high for a second, "As soon as you hear the name, you can get the ratings! By the way, I won't deduct my bonus if I go back early."

"You said the 5 million? You haven't got it yet, have you?" "I haven't seen a single coin." Lisa reassured him that the bank procedures might be cumbersome, but the important thing is that from now on, he is finally free.The plane passed through the clouds, and he will soon be back in the iPartment, reunited with his dear roommates. It is often said that you can't have your cake and eat it too, and that wealth will make you lose yourself.But Xiaoxian feels that he is an exception, he has already realized this level, he wants to truly control his own destiny and become the incarnation of God!

When he returned to the apartment, there were many huge gift boxes piled up behind him, like a hill. He smiled kindly, feeling a halo of holiness on his head in a trance, "Now is the time for Brother Xian to deliver, and all family dreams will come true. Everyone has share!" During the long silence, everyone was already concentrating on looking through the luggage he brought, which contained all kinds of underwear. "I don't have what I want, and I don't have what I want..." Everyone shook their heads and prepared to leave. Xiao Xian hurriedly picked up a box containing a suit, and stopped Zi Qiao, "Look at the brand new shirt I gave you! European craftsmanship, hand-sewn—an absolute weapon to attract women."

"Oh, you don't know me too well. Clothes are just appearances, I'm a person who cares about connotations." Zi Qiao proudly stroked his mustache. Xiaoxian looked at Yifei, "What's wrong with this guy? Has he become a monk? What is he talking about?" "Is there a juicer, is there a juicer?" Yifei was more concerned about this. "What's the juicer, I bought you a gift that is 100 times better than this, a remote control helicopter." "Wow..." Yifei forced a smile, "At least they can turn." "You...don't like it?"

Everyone looked at each other, fake and enthusiastic, "I like it! I like it very much! I like it so much!" Xiaoxian was embarrassed, but quickly recovered from the blow, "I was able to achieve success and escape from this seductive world, not only because of my great wisdom, but also because of your support. .So I plan to use this money to help each of you realize a wish!" "Wish?" Everyone looked at each other. "Hey! I have five million! Is there any wish that money can't solve? Give me a high-five if you think about it. Come on, give me five! First come, first served!" Xiaoxian raised a hand, and everyone was serious. Thinking about it, there was no movement for a long time.

"Can you bear to watch me keep raising my hand?" "It's so sudden, you have to let us think about it." Zi Qiao stroked his beard and walked away. Everyone agreed and got up and went back to the room. "You want to hurry up, I'll wait for you." God Xiaoxian raised his hands and looked around, waiting like this all night. During the three months he was away, a lot happened.Yu Mo was sent to work in an out-of-town company, and Zhang Wei, as an orphan, returned home to visit his relatives with the belief that the more he visited, the closer he was to relatives.The imaginative and creative Yoyo created all kinds of earth-shattering romantic versions of her love story with Guan Gu, and spread them around the bar. Guan Gu objected, which she thought was boring.Zi Qiao chatted with Yu Mo via video, and proposed to visit her, but Yu Mo refused.Later, he thought he had found clues in her Weibo, and felt that Richard's divorce and Yu Mo's departure coincided in time, so he started to think about it, and began to try to start with Richard's various characteristics, hoping to find him and make the girl infinite. Forgive his charm.Yifei successfully passed her doctoral dissertation, and the school's newly established postdoctoral mobile station is waiting for her to join.

The next day, Xiaoxian was lying on the dining table with his hands upright, and when Yoyo and Guan Gu came in, his hands were numb from the shock of his palms, and he wanted to cry without tears. "We've discussed it, and Yoyo and I's wish is to have... a date." Xiaoxian rubbed her hands pitifully, "A date? Isn't it just eating, shopping and watching a movie, do you need to think about it all night?" "This is not an ordinary date, but a condensed 13 of the most romantic and luxurious dates, and we even gave it an awesome name - Supreme Date." Yoyo was fascinated.

Guan Gu continued: "Add a 'super'." "Super Supreme? Are you going to eat pizza?" "Of course not, we all rehearsed last night." Yoyo looked at him proudly, "First of all, in a luxury restaurant, lift the lid of the pot, and all the steaming Australian lobsters, Guan Gu—" Guan Gu stood up and sang to Xiaoxian ambiguously: "Ah... ah... ah... ah... spend the candlelight night with you, get up and refill the wine for you. Let's drink together like wine, and tell each other about our feelings from the bottom of our hearts hold." "What are you doing so early in the morning?" Xiaoxian ran away in fright.

Youyou continued, "Then go to the amusement park, we hug each other on the thrilling roller coaster." "Ride the crazy roller coaster with you, scream and go crazy together." Guan Gu sang along. "Cinema, and fireworks in the square." "Watch romantic movies with you, cry together and be sweet together." Guan Gu put his arms around Xiaoxian, "Share the splendid sky of fireworks with you, and stay together happily forever. Ah... ah..." Xiaoxian broke away and signed the check, "Okay, although I don't understand what you guys want at all, but... go crazy, as long as you don't sing anymore." "At least this can prove that I am not a boring person." Guan Gu said. Yoyo took the check: "Wow, you forgot to enter the decimal point." "Give your loved one a super supreme memory, which is worth the money. I wish you a happy dream." Xiaoxian smiled triumphantly, feeling the feeling of being a god. The next person who came to him was Zi Qiao, whose wish was simple - to make him rich. "I tried wearing the light blue sweater that Richard often wears, pretending to be from Africa, and sticking a mustache, but all failed! I thought about it all night last night, and finally figured it out. I understand why Richard Girls can forgive him infinitely. Because he is a rich man, most girls will fall at the feet of rich men." "Don't you also often pretend to be a rich second generation?" Zi Qiao said in a low voice: "I was a fake, I lack confidence. Not everyone is stupid enough to see that I have a BMW key ring, and really think there is a BMW parked at the door." "You don't want me to buy you a car, do you?" Ziqiao said exaggeratedly: "This is a scientific research experiment. In fact, I have all the temperament of an aristocrat. Now I am short of money. Money can buy a house but not a home, it can buy marriage but not love, it can buy a watch but not a Before time, money is not everything, but the source of pain. Give me your money, and let me bear the pain alone!" "That's all, there's nothing more." Xiaoxian sweated and filled out the check and handed it to him. Ziqiao looked at the numbers and was overjoyed, "I'm going to test the car tomorrow, you are my angel!" After he left, Yifei came in, and Xiaoxian continued to act like a god, "Ordinary people in the world, you are the only one left, have you decided what you want?" "Tch, I'm not as boring as they are." Yifei thought for a while, then gave him a high-five, "Hmm... help me to buy 5 catties of fruit and come back." "what?" "Just to try my new juicer." Yifei took out a juicer with the words "Postdoctoral Mobile Station Commemoration" written on it. "You won't hand in the application form, will you? Didn't you say that doing academic research is the most annoying thing, and you have to reconsider what you will do in the future?" Yifei said nonchalantly: "I have thought about it! But the dean said to fill out the form and send a juicer. I just need one, so I agreed. Isn't it worthwhile?" Xiaoxian said earnestly, "You said it yourself, reading is not a habit. If you don't like doing academic research, you should find other challenges in life." "I thought the doctoral dissertation was a challenge, but I didn't expect it to be so easy. Alas, there are still things that money can't buy in this world. Money can only buy a juicer, but not the challenge I want. Save yourself. " "How much is your juicer, I'll buy 10 for you. Go tell your dean that you don't want to be a postdoctoral fellow." "But I agreed, and I need a reason to refuse." Xiaoxian wrote a check, "This is a check from me. You just say that you are ready to start a business and manage your money. It is your challenge to not lose money in stocks, funds, and futures within a year." "It sounds more interesting than a postdoctoral fellow, do you keep your word?" "Five high fives." "I'm talking about you helping me buy 10 juicers." Xiaoxian's head was covered with black lines, "Nonsense." "Reliable." Yifei stretched out his hand, and slapped him to the ground, crying bitterly. At night, at the recording site of "I Choose You on behalf of the Moon", Xiaoxian was wearing a tuxedo and was putting on makeup. Lisa hurried in: "Zeng Xiaoxian, it's an emergency. Your program may need to be changed." Before Xiaoxian asked why, he saw two factory workers carrying the "Baoqiang" roll-up roll to replace his. "This... what's the situation?" "Didn't you watch the news? Huang Baoqiang, the big winner of "Who Is a Millionaire" last night! He answered 15 questions correctly, which is unbelievable." Lisa handed over a newspaper. Huang Baoqiang looks so familiar. Xiaoxian remembered that he even signed his autograph. "In order to increase the ratings, the organizer raised the bonus of 10 million yuan a month ago, but he actually took it all at once. Last night, the leader of the emergency meeting said that Baoqiang is the civilian idol we have been looking for for a long time, and the talent among the talents .Therefore, 20 special programs will be made around Baoqiang in one week, and "I Choose You on behalf of the moon" may be hosted by him." "What? I just recorded the first episode today. Look, I've even put on my makeup." Xiaoxian Panda looked at Lisa. "Don't worry, the contract will continue to be executed, but the organization will arrange a new program for you." "What program?" Xiaoxian asked worriedly. Half an hour later, he was arranged to be dressed like Cai Kangyong, with a turtle on his shoulder, and host "Lucky Bounce". "This guest, what's your name?" Xiaoxian said listlessly. "My name is Bae Yong Joon." The fat boy replied. "Okay, Bae Yong Joon. The game is very simple. You choose the heads of the coin and flip it. If it is heads, you win 100 yuan. If you lose, you have to show us your talent." "Can you show your talents directly? I will drink milk with my eyes." Xiaoxian stared at him speechlessly, and he reluctantly chose the opposite. "Come on, please throw!" Bae Yong Joon flicked the coin in Xiao Xian's face as soon as he finished speaking. Then came an old lady and a middle-aged nerd, who also flicked coins on Xiaoxian's face in a tacit understanding.Where is such a mentally handicapped program, what is really scary is not playing the piano against the cows, but a group of cows playing the coin against you.It was a matter of dignity, so Xiaoxian immediately stopped filming. Anyway, no one from the producer to the director was willing to continue filming, so he simply let them all go home.But when he covered his eyes with a towel and called Lisa, he realized that he had done something even more idiot than this show. "Zeng Xiaoxian, let me tell you what's good about you! Doing a show is part of the contract, and if you stop the shooting, you will break the contract, do you know? Your bonus for breaking the contract will be frozen, idiot!" Xiaoxian was dumbfounded, secretly cursing Huang Baoqiang in his heart. After returning home, he even tied a villain, and Yifei asked him what happened and how the bonus was frozen. "How do I know, every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock!" "I received your text message just after I withdrew my postdoctoral application. This time I lost a lot." Yifei showed her hand, "However, when I came out of school, I happened to meet a classmate who opened an advertising company and was recruiting models. He said my hands were fragrant, smooth and white, so he signed a five-year contract with me and gave me a bread machine." "Isn't it because of the toaster that you signed the contract this time?" Xiaoxian asked cautiously. "Of course not, I heard that the commercial for bathing also gave away a soybean milk machine!" Before Xiaoxian could pass out, Zi Qiao came in, covering her face, "Mr. Zeng, what's the matter? Why can't the check be cashed?" "Didn't you get my text message?" "I received it, but I was not mentally prepared. I was doing experiments with beauties in the 4S shop." Zi Qiao put down her hands, with the result of the experiment failing on her face - slap prints, "How can you make me feel bad! My ultimate charm The soul is gone!" "It's all this guy's fault! Look at me killing him!" Xiaoxian frantically poked Baoqiang's villain. Guan Gu and Youyou opened the door and came in, very embarrassed, covered in sauce.It turned out that they had just received a text message from Xiaoxian when they ordered good food in South Beauty.But the Kobe lobsters had already arrived, and Guangu’s credit card maxed out was not enough. They were invited by the boss to wash more than 2,000 dishes. "This is really the worst date in my life." Yoyo fell down on the sofa.Yifei, Ziqiao and Guan Gu stared at Xiaoxian. Xiao Xian cried: "It's not my fault. I'm no better than you guys. Three idiots flicked coins in my face three times. My soul was raped!" While he was complaining, a program started to air on TV, and everyone turned to watch.The figure of Baoqiang appeared, "Welcome to watch, Baoqiang brings you a new column "I Choose You on behalf of the moon"! Please remember my secret of success: read more books, read more newspapers, eat less snacks, and sleep more. God Regardless of the choice of skills, you can do it and I can do it!" Piracy, Xiaoxian wailed and rushed out of the apartment, and ran all the way to the bar downstairs.After an unknown amount of time, he became slightly drunk and yelled, "Man, another bottle." But the bartender told him that this was the last bottle, and that the place would be closed for resale next week, and the boss wanted to change his career to invest and needed cash. Xiaoxian had no choice but to turn around and drink until morning, then staggered back to the apartment, where everyone was eating breakfast. "Teacher Zeng, where have you been?" Xiaoxian waved the bottle, "Shh, I chose wrongly. If I had chosen D, there wouldn't be so many troubles. B is not the correct answer." "Did you drink too much?" Yifei looked at him. "I thought I was a god. I could not only settle myself, but also save all sentient beings. In the end, it was nothing. I couldn't fulfill your wishes. I'm sorry. I'm not God, I'm lonely." Zi Qiao went over and took the bottle from his hand, "I don't have anyone asking me out today, probably not in a short time. I'll accompany you." "Yeah, it's much easier not to study, and the commercial shooting is going to be tomorrow. I'll make you a cup of tea." Guan Gu said weakly: "Mr. Zeng, we won't accompany you anymore. I still owe 2,000 dishes, so I have to go back and finish." "What did you do! Washing the dishes?" Xiaoxian jumped up, "What is the most important thing on a date? You two! What do you still lack? So now, stand up, turn around, it's time to watch a movie, what should I do?" Eat hot pot, go eat hot pot. Don't let me see you again until you learn how to fall in love again." Guan Gu and Yoyo smiled at each other, and left holding hands. Xiaoxian shifted the focus, "And you! Zi Qiao! I can tell you responsibly that you look so silly in a blue sweater with a sticky beard! What do you do, isn't it because you are unbalanced? Then you Call Yu Mo to find out and show me, and ask her if the whole thing has anything to do with Richard's divorce? Go! Go! Go!" "That's right." Yifei came back with tea. "And you! Hu Yifei. Graduated with a bachelor's degree to study for a master's degree, a master's degree for a Ph. "Xiaoxian took out a coin, "I recently learned a new game, called bullball coin. If it is heads, you should tear up the hand model's advertising contract. If it is tails, you should go I tore up the advertising contract for that hand model, and that's it, I started playing." Xiaoxian flicked, damn it!The coin bounced off his face.Yifei smiled at him, took out the contract from his bag, and tore it quietly.I don't know how much wine this guy drank, but the wine strengthens his courage and the effect seems to be good. Relying on the strength of the drink, he went back to the downstairs bar and decided to tell the leaders in the stage that it was his thing and he must take it back.But as soon as he picked up the phone, Xiaoxian still couldn't change his cheap nature, "Hey! Lisa, please help me to intercede with the leader. I know I was wrong, so please forgive me. It's late? It's not too late, you are here Where, I'll come to you right now. Give me another chance..." He stood up and walked out, and saw Baoqiang pushing the door in, and Baoqiang greeted him warmly.The road to Yuanjia is narrow, and Xiaoxian yells and goes up to throw him down. "Calm down! Calm down! I forgot to tell you that I practiced in Shaolin Temple!" Xiaoxian quickly let go, "You won, your family won, the show is yours, the bonus is yours, and I have nothing. What else do you want?" "I'm begging you for a favor, Mr. Zeng, I really can't help it. The program arranged by the TV station for me is too stupid, and the folks don't like to watch it." Xiao Xian raised his eyebrows with joy, "You also quit the pick and then broke the contract?" "No! I'm not that stupid. The leader agreed to let me do your show, and I'm here to ask for your approval." "You mean Lucky Bouncy Bomb?" "Yeah, I envy you. That show is so interesting, many of us fellow villagers love to watch it. Don't worry, if you promise me, I can... grant you one wish." "Wish?" Xiaoxian felt that this scene seemed familiar. A holy halo surrounds Baoqiang, "I have 10 million now, you can mention it as you like! As long as you don't kill people and set fires, it's against ethics." Three days later, the bar reopened, and Xiaoxian stood at the door to welcome guests. "Wow! Teacher Zeng, you are amazing." Guan Gu pulled Yoyo, "Oh, I can't be called Teacher Zeng anymore, I have to be Boss Zeng!" Xiaoxian was proud, "You are polite, it's all thanks to Baoqiang, he bought this bar in my name. He is the boss, and I'm just a minority shareholder." At the bar, Ziqiao was flirting with a girl, and Yifei saw, "Are you alive again?" "Of course, I've confirmed that Yu Mo's move is purely for work reasons, and has nothing to do with Richard. She refused me to see her purely because she was too busy with work." Xiaoxian came over, "What about you? Hu Yifei." "Please call me Teacher Hu. That day I went to the advertising company to terminate the contract and found that there were little girls in our school who were making leg models. I educated them hard. After that, I found that I am still the most suitable teacher." Youyou smiled and said, "So Yifei is planning to become a formal university teacher, which is different from the previous ideological and political counselor." "Saint fighter!" After Xiaoxian finished speaking, Yifei rushed over. Everyone was fighting, and in the crowd, Meijia watched them from a distance.