Chapter 5 Chapter 5 Long time no see

The plane was flying in the clouds, the stewardess brought drinks, Wan Yu fell asleep with a pair of sunglasses on her head.Zhan Bo asked for a bottle of mineral water, looked at Wan Yu nervously, and took a deep breath.He took out an engagement ring from the box, intending to practice it, and whispered her name. Suddenly, the plane vibrated violently, and Zhan Bo bumped headlong into the chair in front of him. The ring in his hand slipped into the opened Dior sunglasses case, and the case fell to the ground and closed. He didn't notice anything, and rubbed his head. "What's wrong?" Wan Yu was awakened by the shock.

The voice of the captain came from the radio: "Ladies and gentlemen, I am the captain of this flight. Just now the plane encountered a turbulence and some turbulence. Please fasten your seat belts, dear passenger, We are now... Oh! Oh my god!" "What happened?" Wan Yu and Zhan Bo looked at each other nervously, and the cabin was in chaos. The broadcast continued: "Ladies and gentlemen, there was a little accident. Just now when the flight attendant was pouring coffee for me, he spilled coffee on my shirt, which surprised everyone. I am very sorry." A passenger stood up angrily, "It doesn't matter if the shirt is wet, come and see my crotch!"

Zhan Bo breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly realized that the ring was missing, so he lay down on the ground looking for it, while Wan Yu picked up the glasses case. "Are you looking for this?" "Oh, haha, haha, yes." Zhanbo nodded indiscriminately, and continued to get under the seat. In the apartment, Yifei is calling on everyone to take action and get ready to welcome Wanyu and Zhanbo. "They will come back the day after tomorrow. We will hold a grand welcome ceremony at home. They will be very disappointed if they don't see us at the airport, but once they enter the door, haha! Surprise!"

"It's a surprise again. Have you forgotten that Zhang Wei was scared by you last time and had a cerebral hemorrhage? Look," Guan Gu pointed to the TV, which was playing "Xin Huan Zhu Ge Ge", "Erkang, you are so surprised that you have traveled through time." "This is so innovative! I hate waiting for people at the airport, and China Eastern Airlines has never been on time. Okay, everyone take action," Yifei turned off the TV, "Guangu, Yoyo is cleaning, Meijia is going to buy vegetables, Zi Qiao prepares drinks, Zeng Xiaoxian...go change into something more decent. GoGoGo!"

Xiaoxian stood up reluctantly, "Change now?" "Time is running out, they will be back tomorrow!" Youyou was stunned for a moment and asked, "Didn't you just say the day after tomorrow?" At this moment, there was a knock on the door, everyone turned around, and Zhanbo and Wanyu appeared at the door dragging their luggage. The silence lasted for a few seconds, and everyone finally reacted and rushed to hug them. "Your plane has been rebooked?" Yifei was surprised. "No, what I've been talking about is today!" Yifei was embarrassed and covered it up: "I just said that China Eastern Airlines has never been on time!"

Wanyu and Zhanbo went back to the room to put their luggage, and Yifei told everyone to keep the surprise party secret. Although it will be a little later, the martyrs can still ratify it, and the surprise can also be reissued. "Look what I prepared for you?" Yifei saw Zhanbo come out and threw him two cute couple T-shirts. "Why do you want to wear this all of a sudden? It's weird." "So that others know who is the protagonist of the party?" "What party?" Everyone looked at each other in dismay, shrugged their hands and said that they didn't say anything, Yifei was stunned: "Well... it's in line, I lined up to help you buy it. Be obedient, I will wear it for the next few days. You will never imagine that there will be a What a surprise."

"Sister, you don't need to prepare anything, really." "Of course not, I won't help you prepare any surprise party, it's too old-fashioned! Hahaha," Yifei laughed dryly, "By the way, what kind of cake do you like? Matcha or chestnut? Nothing special I'm just asking casually." In the room, Wan Yu was packing her things, with a few suitcases beside her, and Zi Qiao came in. "I'd like to ask you something, did you bring back many souvenirs from your trip around the world?" "Of course there is." "Is there anything particularly domineering and expensive, like gold, diamonds or something?"

"Well... almost!" Wan Yu took out a chameleon hat, "here, I picked it for you at the airport, isn't it very domineering?" Zi Qiao was disappointed, "Then what is their gift? Can I change it?" "Choose it yourself," Wan Yu opened the suitcase, "This is the pump I gave Yifei, this is the bear cloak for Yoyo, the monster pillow for Guan Gu, the pig-head cannon for Meijia, ah! And Zeng Teacher's, I call it - the desperate fighting chicken." Ziqiao squeezed the chicken, and there was a strange cry: "Wanyu, to be honest with you, it's not me who wants a gift, but the girl I met recently, Peipei, she...she has leukemia, I promised her, if She cooperated with the treatment and gave her a gift, but unfortunately I can't afford too expensive things, so I just wanted to ask if you have anything special."

"Oh! By the way, I have another one." Wan Yu took out an apology dog, "This is called a dog, does it look like Teacher Zeng?" Zi Qiao saw the Dior sunglasses case on the table, "Do you have any more normal gifts here? Hey! I think this pair of sunglasses would be a good gift." "It's not a gift, it's my own, and I've been wearing it for a long time." "But the brand is good. It doesn't matter if you have used it. These days, there are second-hand virgins, and no one will recognize the second-hand sunglasses!" Thinking of another reason to buy a new one, Wan Yu happily said, "If you like it, take it."

"Thank you very much. Everyone will like your gift very much, especially Zeng Xiaoxian's fighting chicken, which is very in line with his taste." Zi Qiao left happily. Xiaoxian really liked this gift, and kept holding it in his hands after receiving it: "Haha, I like this duck so much!" "It's a chicken." Zhan Bo corrected him. "Whatever it is, hahaha," Xiaoxian said imitatively, "By the way, what did you buy for them?" Wan Yu smiled and said, "It's not as special as your gift, especially Zi Qiao. He only wants a pair of sunglasses, and I used them."

"Your sunglasses? Isn't it here?" Zhanbo took out the sunglasses, "You keep them in my bag all the time. Forgot?" "That is to say, Zi Qiao only took an empty glasses case?" Xiaoxian smiled cheaply: "You guys... are too kind! Well done!" "Guangu and Yoyo seem to like their gifts very much, and they even invited us to a couple's weekend," Wan Yu said. Xiaoxian said in shock: "Couple weekend? Are you sure you want to go? Don't blame me for not reminding you then." "Any questions?" "Since Yoyo and Guan Gu decided to move to the same apartment, they have become the only couple among us who can enjoy half the rent and free water and electricity. As the saying goes, if you drink enough to think about lust, you have nothing to do when you are full. So they invented a four-person date called a couple's weekend to meet their purpose of looking for fun, commonly known as - play house." Wan Yu and Zhan Bo looked at each other, it shouldn't be too bad, right?Certainly not worse than Yifei's surprise party. Earlier, Zhanbo wanted to drink chocolate milk. As soon as he approached the refrigerator, Yifei hurried over to stop him, opened the door a small crack, and threw out the can of Yakult. "But I don't want to eat this." Zhanbo gave Yakult to Xiaoxian. "Don't be dissatisfied, what else do you want for breakfast? Cream cake? You thought it was a party." Yifei closed the refrigerator. Zhanbo dripped sweat, and changed the subject, "By the way, sister, is there a call from me recently? The airline called. I... dropped something on the plane, and they said they would notify me if they found it." "What? Is it a gift for me? Can I get a pump instead?" Yifei stirred the flour in the bowl. Zhan Bo nervously prepared to walk away, "No... no, it's Wan Yu's little jewelry. Forget it if you don't have it, I'll ask myself later." "By the way, bring me something to the supermarket. Ask the salesperson if there are any things that can ferment eggs and flour, and buy them." Yifei calmly said, "Don't think too much, I just... want to do some research. Garbage sorting and degradation." "How about I just buy a cake and come back? It's guaranteed to be delivered." Zhanbo went out helplessly. "Good idea." Yifei let out a long sigh of relief, "Huh, it's so risky, it almost got exposed!" Xiaoxian sweated wildly, "Are you sure you were close? Give up, Yifei, the sea of ​​suffering is boundless, turn your back and make it happen." "Forget it," Yifei thought seriously, "It's still too late to change the direction. The cake is too troublesome. I have a better idea. Make it! Western! Meal! Zhanbo and Wanyu must not guess it. As the saying goes: Surprise ..." "You must kill yourself!" Xiaoxian just finished speaking, and was sent flying by Yifei. On the night of the weekend, Yoyo and Guan Gu stood at the door with smiles on their faces, and a banner "Couple Weekend" was hung on the door. "Hi, Guan Gu, I'm in a hurry to urinate, so I'm going to the toilet first." Zhan Bo went into the room, but was held back by Guan Gu. "No, no, a bottle of Yakult." Youyou smiled and handed Wan Yu a bottle, "Drink a bottle before meals, it will help the intestines, appetizer and diuresis!" Zhanbo finished his drink helplessly, "Can I go now?" "Not yet," Guan Gu pulled him back, looking at the writing on the palm of his hand, "The order of planning is like this, you can talk about your feelings first, how does it taste?" "...drinking too fast, I didn't taste it." "Then let's talk about it, emotional acquaintance. We can chat casually, we are actually very casual." Youyou laughed dryly. "I'm urinating more urgently...is it a feeling?" Zhan Bo broke away desperately, and dodged into the toilet. After coming out, seeing the giant sushi on the table by Guan Gu, he shook his head and backed away, "We didn't know you prepared dinner, so we ate it." "I ate 12 octopus balls at the barbecue stall downstairs, and I'm full now." Wan Yu also shook her head. Guan Gu said seriously: "Zhanbo, you don't have time to go to the bathroom, but you have time to eat 12 octopus balls?" There was a sound at the door, Zhanbo and Wanyu turned their heads and found that Yoyo suddenly appeared at the door, the door was closed, and Yoyo said seriously: "It's okay, the octopus balls will take a break at halftime, and there is still the second half." In this way, under the cold eyes, they ate ten giant sushi in a row.Two hours later, when they came out with the help of the wall, Wan Yu forced a smile: "That won't bother you, bye." "Okay, don't forget." Youyou happily closed the door, turned her head and smiled at Guan Gu, "Use six words to describe——" Guan Gu clapped her hands and shouted: "Successful, wonderful, unforgettable! Yeah!" Outside the door, Zhan Bo and Wan Yu put away their smiles, and Wan Yu squatted on the ground and said, "Use six words to describe——" "One sword, kill me! I regret not listening to Teacher Zeng." Zhanbo cried and beat the wall. Meijia came out of the elevator, saw them like this, and comforted them: "When I was young, my favorite thing to do was to invite the children next door to drink air tea. Maybe they were so excited to see you come back. In a few days It will be normal." Wan Yu and Zhan Bo looked at each other, weeping silently, remembering the song you sang when it was about to end.The lyrics are "Are you free next week? Are you free next week? We are still here waiting for you next week...", it seems that it will not be normal for the time being. It's better to die in a foreign land. Meijia bypassed these two tragedies and walked into the study. Yifei came over with a covered frying pan, her face darkened. "Come and see the brilliant results of my assault!" "You took away a gun tower from the enemy?" Meijia looked at her in surprise. "This is my fried chicken chop. I'm going to make a table of western food for Zhanbo Wanyu to scare them. Look!" Yifei opened the lid, and all the chicken chop inside was burnt to carbon, "See if you have an appetite? " "It's gone after being scared." Meijia turned her face away and saw Ziqiao humming a song, "Master Lu, why are you so proud that your right eye jumped again?" "It's Pepe, you've seen her before. She's been very attentive to me recently, and I can't shake her off. Alas, there is no sign of a woman's hormone outbreak." "Just blow it." Ziqiao said triumphantly, "Why did you lie to you? She said she had figured it out, and our relationship should indeed go further. My record is about to be broken again." "Collection records for mentally handicapped girls?" Yifei sneered at the chicken chops. "It's my touchdown record when I hit third base. I didn't expect that it's just a birthday, and it's so fast." Mika was startled, "What did you do?" "No, I just gave her a small gift." "You have money to buy gifts, should you also consider paying back the money to the creditor!" Yifei approached. Zi Qiao smiled apologetically, "This...of course I didn't buy it! I got it from Wan Yu, and it's a pair of second-hand sunglasses." "Damn, this Pepe's head was knocked stupid by the bedside table, and a pair of sunglasses killed it?" Meijia said disdainfully. "I think the key to success is not glasses, but my sincerity. I came here specially to ask if you have any other second-hand hairpins, cosmetics, and jewelry accessories? I will definitely carry this trick forward!" "I have some chicken chops here, just tell me you made them and see how Pepe reacts." Yifei handed over the pot, Ziqiao glanced at it, covered her mouth and rushed to the toilet. In the bar at night, the girl Pepe shuttled around, Meijia asked the bartender in a low voice, and approached her. "Beauty, are you looking for someone?" "Well, I'm waiting for my fiance." Meijia took a sip of wine, "You mean Lu Ziqiao? Oh, he is what you commonly call Xiao Bu. His surname is Lu Mingbu and Ziqiao." "You know Xiaobu?" Pepe smiled excitedly. "Not too familiar, when did he become your fiancé?" Pepe snickered: "Although he didn't say anything, he has already proved it with his actions." "Just because he gave you a birthday present? And it's a second-hand one?" "Second-hand?" "If you don't believe me, take it out and take a look." "I... I didn't wear it on my body. I want to wait for my mother to agree to let him put it on for me personally. Then I will go back and look for it." Pepe turned and went out. Meijia shook her head secretly, thinking that the girl is all right, and a pair of second-hand sunglasses has to alarm her mother? Zhanbo and Wanyu walked into the bar. Yifei, who was sitting on the sofa, saw them and ran over to hug them in surprise, "Dear Zhanbo and Wanyu! Long time no see!" "Yeah, haha, I met you in the morning." Zhan Bo said awkwardly. "You guys are finally done traveling around the world, welcome back!" Wan Yu sat down, "Yifei, we've been back for several days." "But for me, the surprise has just begun!" Yifei turned her head to signal, and the bartender pulled down the red cloth, revealing the banner "Warmly welcome Zhanbo and Wanyu to return to the love apartment", and the last word "Apartment" fell off. "Fuck, damn printing shop, tofu project!" Yifei said angrily. Xiaoxian pinched the toy chicken, "You hid the banner for too long, the glue dried up." "Sister, don't hold any surprise parties, just be together." Meijia turned around and said, "Don't be nervous, your sister's long-rumored surprise party has been shrinking again and again due to limited technical capabilities, and there is basically no other content except this banner." "Who said that! The good show is yet to come! I told you that you will be stunned. Yifei's special Western cuisine--on stage!" The bartender brought out two plates of food, and Yifei lifted the cover. "You made these? Grilled chicken breasts, fried chicken wings, mashed potatoes, and half a corn cob. Sister, where did you put the buns?" "Zeng Xiaoxian! Did you steal it?" Yifei glared at Xiaoxian who was still playing with the toy chicken. Wan Yu asked Zhan Bo softly: "How do you know there are buns?" "Didn't you realize that this is KFC's Family Bucket?" Zhan Bo replied softly helplessly. "How does it taste?" Yifei looked at them expectantly. Xiaoxian made hand gestures from behind, signaling them to show some acting skills and be happy, after all, Yifei is not easy. "Sister, this taste! It's completely different from finger-licking chicken!" "Yes, Colonel Sanders is willing to bow down!" Yifei nodded in satisfaction, they couldn't believe that this was KFC, haha, the surprise party was a success! Pepe came back with the ring, put it in the bag together with the box, waved to Meijia, and Meijia walked over. "Although the size is not suitable for me, I have checked with a friend, and the gift does not seem to be second-hand." Meijia stared and said, "Oh, it means that the original owner cherished it more. Do I have to lie to you?" "I want to ask, what is your relationship with Xiaobu, and why you know so many things." "I'm his...his..." Pepe said triumphantly: "I knew it, you must be envious and jealous! Fortunately, I wasn't fooled by you, and I almost blamed Xiaobu by mistake." "Ah bah, I won't be jealous of you. I have nothing to do with Lu Ziqiao. If there is a relationship, I'm his enemy." "Well, no wonder you always want to speak ill of him." Meijia was in a hurry, "Why are you so obsessed with it? You said it yourself, you don't agree with size. If he really gave it to you, why didn't he just take you to buy it?" "this……" Meijia pointed to Wan Yu not far away, "Look, the original owner of the gift is here, if you don't believe me, ask her yourself." Pepe walked over, "Excuse me, but do you know Lu Xiaobu?" "Oh, yes." "So, this is really yours?" Pepe took out the glasses case. "Oh, he is really careless. He left in a hurry that day, and the gift is still there..." Peipei interrupted her with doubts on her face, "You don't need to speak for him, I can judge for myself." "Judge what?" "If it's yours, it should be just the right size. Miss, give me your hand." Wan Yu stretched out her hand, and Peipei put the ring on her, and it fit perfectly, both of them were surprised. "There are not many people who can carry it with this size, and it is finally returned to its original owner." Pepe threw away the box angrily, "I really fell for that bastard's trick!" What's going on, Wan Yu looked at the ring, puzzled. Ziqiao walked into the bar, saw Zhanbo eating chicken nuggets, and went over to pick one up, "Hey! Family Bucket, who ordered takeaway?" Yifei raised her head abruptly, gritted her teeth and glared at him. Pepe yelled "Lu Xiaobu! You liar!", slapped her face, and ran away sobbing. "What happened?" Zi Qiao innocently covered her face with half a piece of chicken hanging in her mouth. Xiaoxian whispered to Zhanbo: "Did you see it? This is the fate of exposing Hu Yifei!" Zhan Bo was so frightened that he buried his head and continued to eat. Wan Yu also reached out to pick up a French fries. Zhan Bo saw the ring on her hand, rubbed his eyes, and remembered the proposal practice on the plane. Why was this ring already on her hand? up?Am I not proposing yet? ...Did I ask?Could it be... I lost my memory? !