Chapter 8 Chapter Seven Life Is Not Elsewhere

The engagement banquet between Yoyo and Guan Gu was finally on the agenda, not only the hotel was selected, but also the invitation list was drawn up.Although they said that the tone of the wedding banquet is small and warm, so they only plan to invite some relatives and friends, and there are no idlers.But even so, a small hall for only 28 people sounds a little too small, right?The close friend Meijia and the brother and immediate relative Ziqiao were worried about the lack of seats, and they competed for the onlooker list. After looking at it, they immediately saw something wrong. Huh?Guan Gu, where are your relatives?Even if relatives and friends are busy, parents should always be present, right?Why don't they even have their names?

"That's right, Guan Guan, did you forget?" Maybe you have been busy planning, but you didn't even find out about such an important thing, now that you mention it, Yoyo feels strange. Guan Gu replied vaguely: "Uh... this is our custom, Yamato culture is extensive and profound, you don't understand." Nani? !Guan Gu, you are too nonsense, this reason, not to mention that the Chinese don't believe it, even your mother wouldn't believe it! Just as he was talking, Zeng Xiaoxian came back from the outside, greeted everyone, and finally relieved Guan Gu's siege temporarily.Seeing his dazed look, Zi Qiao asked, "Mr. Zeng, I heard that you went to meet Nuo Lan last night? Is everything okay?"

Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head, nodded, shook his head again, not knowing what to say, and finally admitted: "We - together." Everyone was shocked, and couldn't help but feel sorry for Yifei, only Ziqiao coaxed heartlessly: "I hate you! Don't come to the door, it's a big treason... Was it high last night?" "It's quite high." Zeng Xiaoxian replied calmly, there was really no trace of high on his face. Guan Gu imitated Zeng Xiaoxian's usual appearance, and whispered: "No, he usually behaves like this when he's high." "Is it because of Miss Yifei?" Meijia pouted, not worth it for Yifei.

Zi Qiao enlightened them: "Men, you can't put all your eggs in the same basket." Guan Gu suddenly realized: "Put some in bowls and some in pots, and then eat what's in the bowls and look at what's in the pot." "Teacher Zeng, do you regret it?" Youyou asked, but Zeng Xiaoxian remained silent. Zi Qiao said carelessly: "Afterwards, a man can forget all the advantages of a woman with the effort of a cigarette, and it's normal to regret it." "Of course I remember Nuolan's strengths! She is more dignified than Yifei, gentler than Yifei, more active than Yifei, more active than Yifei..." Zeng Xiaoxian was talking, and Yifei came in from the outside, and the latter words were held back, embarrassed Authentic voice: "Morning!"

Yifei smiled unnaturally: "Don't be nervous... I didn't hear it, let alone a happy event, it's justifiable. Congratulations!" "Actually... Nuolan also has shortcomings. You can't compare with you in many aspects, especially Yifei! You are more straightforward than Nuolan, more domineering than Nuolan, and more embarrassing than Nuolan..." Zeng Xiaoxian was even more embarrassed, and wanted to say something nice to ease it. atmosphere.Who knows that today he is doomed to fail, he just offended Yifei, and soon he will offend Nuolan.Looking at Nuo Lan who suddenly entered the door, Zeng Xiaoxian only had one word left in his mind: "Morning!"

Is "early" an advantage or a disadvantage?Everyone choked back their laughter and almost burst into internal injuries.Nuo Lan, who was intoxicated in happiness, didn't care about these things, she sat down beside Zeng Xiaoxian generously, and instead invited everyone to dinner.Firstly, thank you for your blessings; secondly, she may go to the United States for a while on business, and I want to ask everyone to help her take good care of Xiaoxian. Meijia and Ziqiao, two foodies, lost their integrity when they heard that they had eaten, and nodded in agreement.Guan Gu and Yoyo winked desperately to make them pay attention to Yifei beside them. "I... have something to do that day." Yifei really didn't plan to participate.

Nuo Lan asked strangely: "But I haven't said when yet?" Seeing that she couldn't let go, Yifei suddenly said enthusiastically: "Actually, I was thinking about how I can get you to pay the bill in my territory. Of course I invite you! In order to give you a farewell meal, I decided to cook myself!" "But you only know how to make fried rice with eggs." Seeing that a good meal was downgraded, Zi Qiao was the first to object. Yifei didn't bother to care about him, and announced on his own: "We're next door on Sunday night, see you soon! By the way, I would like to announce that this fried rice with eggs is my best work. Don't miss it if you know the goods. It's just such a happy decision." gone."

Only when everyone dispersed did Yoyo have the chance to ask Guan Gu about the engagement banquet. He was about to get married, and he had never even met the other party's parents, so it was too unreasonable, right?Guan Gu admitted hesitantly that the relationship between him and his father was not good, and the two had not spoken for many years.Dad is the head of the family, if he doesn't come, no one else would dare to come to the wedding casually.So it doesn't matter if you please or not. Sekiya's father is Sekiya Kenjiro, who is the third generation successor of Sekiya Cuisine.When Guan Gu was one year old, he was drawing lots. The floor and tatami were full of kitchen utensils, and other things were piled up in the corner. Kenjiro encouraged him kindly: "Son, this is the starting point of your life. If you choose to inherit For family business, choose kitchen utensils. Of course! If you choose other industries, Dad will also support you." But Xiaoguan Gu insisted on crawling to the corner, picked up a paintbrush, and Kenjiro became furious on the spot.From that day on, he was determined to plan Guan Gu's life well.

When Guan Gu was 10 years old, he had already shown a high talent in painting.Other children at this age are playing and playing, but he spends all day drawing and sketching.Kenjiro always believes that under the surface of Guan Gu's love of painting, there must be a gene of love for cooking, and his genes will not be buried like this, so he has repeatedly tried to help Guan Gu stimulate his potential in the body.The way he does it is, when Guan Gu draws eggs, he fry them into poached eggs; Drawing creatures, I'm afraid it will become my father's dish again. When Sekiya was 18 years old and an adult, he had already made up his mind to become a manga artist. Kenjiro chose what he liked this time, and gave him a Japanese version of the "Slam Dunk" manga, saying that he hoped he could understand the essence of it.Thinking that his father really wanted to support his choice this time, Guan Gu was overjoyed.A week later, Kenjiro asked Sekiya to talk about his feelings, and Sekiya said impassionedly that he would definitely pursue his dream like Sakuragi Hanamichi.Unexpectedly, Kenjiro scolded him a lot, reprimanded him as an asshole, and said that the focus of this book is the Yuzhu player of the Lingnan team. He finally gave up basketball and became a chef!And Guan Gu should follow his example!At a disagreement, Kenjiro tore the manga into pieces, and Sekigu's immature heart was hit hard again.

"Just like that, I had a falling out with him and moved out. After that... we never spoke again." Thinking of the past, Guan Gu was still furious, "He has prejudice against me, I advise you to still Don't mess with him." Youyou persuaded him: "Father and son have no overnight feud. What's more, you are not fighting alone now. If you can't communicate with him, there is me." Guan Gu stared at her: "He is Japanese, you are from Sichuan, how do you communicate?" Youyou rolled her eyes and made up her mind: "Marriage is a big deal, we must get his blessing! There is always a way..."

Ever since he got Weiwei's phone number, Zhang Wei has been holding a mobile phone in fascination all day long, grinning grinningly.But the meaning of the phone number is not to call and communicate?For this, Zhang Wei has his own explanation: If he calls during the day, he must be at work, which makes him appear inappropriate; after get off work, he may be having a party with colleagues, which is inconvenient; at night, he is afraid that she will go to bed early, and she will be an abrupt beauty. , affecting people's rest, even more impolite.After struggling like this for three days, he just didn't have the guts to call Weiwei.He wasn't in a hurry, but everyone else was in a hurry. Zi Qiao scolded him: "You are chasing girls, not dismantling bombs, do you need to think so much?" Meijia also reminded him: "If you don't call, you can send text messages." "Weiwei and I only chatted once, and we haven't shared a common language yet. What are you posting?" Thinking of Weiwei, and remembering the washbasin.com that we discussed for most of the night last time, Zhang Wei suddenly had a flash of inspiration, "You said if I first Would it be more natural to add her on Weibo? Weibo is now the standard configuration of modern social networking. I can know which celebrities she follows, what she is interested in, and what her usual hobbies are, and then I can cooperate with her and follow her too. Don't these things have a topic?" Even if you want to add her on Weibo, you should at least make a phone call first and ask about her account number?Otherwise, why use the phone after spending a long time asking for it, as an antique collection? "Yes, just bookmark it!" Zhang Wei said meanly, "I'll search her Weibo account, then secretly add her, and when I know everything about her, I'll make her debut again. Tell me, what an accent!" Zi Qiao rolled his eyes at him, and said disdainfully: "What's the difference between you and peeping? Obscene! Listen, the charm of a man is sometimes simple and rude. Do you know how Qin Shihuang was simple and rude, and finally ruled the world? Button How did Colu Zhen Huan eliminate dissidents in a simple and rude way, and finally became the mother of the world? How did Zhuge Liang go out of the mountain resolutely in a simple and rude way, and finally pissed Liu Bei to death?" "Isn't it Zhou Yu?" Meijia interrupted. "Whoever he is, it's not me anyway." Ziqiao continued to talk, "In short, in short, picking up girls is definitely not blindly pandering, men have to have a tone when they start, there is no way out hiding behind Weibo, don't blame Master Didn't teach you!" Persuasion returns to persuasion, and it is forgotten after hearing it.In the evening, Zhang Wei still couldn't help but search Weiwei's Weibo account, and saw an ID at a glance-"Weiwei who met you that day".There is God's will in the dark!Zhang Wei sighed and pressed "Seek Attention". "So you also have Weibo. Is it a kind of fate to meet here again? I am still chewing on the encounter that day. This feeling is like that sweet Yida, unwilling to swallow it, and unwilling to spit it out. Zhang Wei typed in a few words of reasons for his attention that he thought were very accented, and Zhang Wei clicked send confidently. The other party replied in seconds, and followed him, "Hi, Zhang Wei. I'm also reminiscing about that encounter, as if I had a piece of clear ice in my mouth, and I didn't want to bite it or melt it." What is fate?This is called fate!What is tacit understanding?This is called tacit understanding!Zhang Wei suddenly felt his body became lighter, as if he was about to float up, and there was only one direction left in his life, and that was the place where there was Weiwei. No matter what Zeng Xiaoxian thinks, he feels that Yifei's egg fried rice game is a Hongmen banquet. If the scene gets out of control, then it's okay?So I want to ask Ziqiao and Meijia to go to the appointment together, the more people are lively, the scene will not be so embarrassing.Zi Qiao ignored him, just looked at the pad and snickered.Meijia looked over curiously, and found that Ziqiao was actually paying attention to Zhang Wei, and said with disgust: "The two men love each other? Are you disgusting?" Seeing that the two of them were obviously not interested in the dinner, Zeng Xiaoxian thought it would be better to ask Zhang Wei.Ziqiao laughed even harder, saying that Zhang Wei was too busy checking Weibo and couldn't care about other business.That's right, he only has that Weiwei in his eyes now.Speaking of Weiwei, Meijia looked at Ziqiao's Weibo subconsciously, "What?!" That's right, Zhang Weijia's "Wei Wei" is actually Zi Qiao.After going through a lot of hardships, Ziqiao was turned into an Avatar by a little girl, and he was physically and mentally exhausted before helping him to get Weiwei's phone number. Registered a fishing trumpet, and as expected, Zhang Yida was hooked in minutes. "This feels like a sweet Yida, unwilling to swallow it, let alone spit it out." Mika clicked on the message asking for attention, and just read a few sentences before being numb.Face to face will be restrained, Zhang Wei, who hides behind Weibo, can see the essence of hanging silk at a glance! While pretending to vomit, Zeng Xiaoxian leaned over to read Weibo. "The clear sky is blue, the sunset is red, and the cherry blossoms are pink, but what color are you? @胡威的见郎that day with you." What does this mean? Ziqiao explained: "He wanted to ask me what color I like implicitly. Let me reply to him more implicitly. 'Today I bought a pair of gold stockings online, I hope someone can appreciate it. @张伟字依达." Done !" Over there, Zhang Weiru found a treasure, and immediately wrote back: "I finally found a bosom friend. I have been short of gold since I was a child! I not only appreciate gold, but also silk stockings." Is this too limitless?It's not just that the five elements are short of gold, it's that the five elements are short of five elements! Ziqiao couldn't stop laughing: "I was doing it for his own good. If it was really Weiwei, he would have blocked him long ago. Think about it from another angle, now Zhang Wei is happy, and I am happy too. From the total number of happiness of the entire human being Say, there are two more joys for no reason, isn't that good?" It seemed to make sense, but Meijia refused to accept it, and said with righteous indignation: "It's too selfish and shameless! Have you ever thought about other people's feelings!" "How about...you post the next one?" Ziqiao just proposed, and Meijia laughed like a flower, and snatched the pad from his hand: "I'll just wait for your words!" Zeng Xiaoxian was knocked down by lightning. The time for the egg fried rice game finally came, and Zeng Xiaoxian was still uneasy, looking for various excuses to escape, but Nuo Lan felt that it was disrespectful for Yifei to arrange a farewell party for her so deliberately, let alone go to the United States, maybe she would still miss the egg fried rice . The two of them dragged their feet to the elevator door of the apartment, just in time to meet Zhang Wei coming in from the outside, holding a bag of mouthwash in his hand, looking excited, he greeted them all the way. Zeng Xiaoxian asked suspiciously: "What are you doing with so much mouthwash?" Zhang Wei smiled shyly, and replied: "Weiwei recommended this mouthwash on Weibo, saying that this mouthwash is delicious, and it can also whiten and anti-wrinkle. I will buy a few bottles and try it." "Delicious? The kind you swallow?" Nuo Lan opened her eyes wide and confirmed with him again. "That's right. If I hadn't been on Weibo, I really didn't know she had so many life tips." Zhang Wei said with a serious face, "But, I have always suspected that whitening may be talking about, anti-wrinkle It should be true. You try it too?" No way, can you believe this?Taking the mouthwash from Zhang Wei, Zeng Xiaoxian said in his heart, Meijia and Ziqiao, you played too hard!Walking into the elevator, I couldn't help but ask him: "You don't really want to try yourselves, do you?" Zhang Wei said seriously: "If you don't drink, how can you share your experience with her? The common language needs to be accommodated." Zeng Xiaoxian whispered: "Then why don't you give in to me for a while and accompany us to have fried rice with eggs." "No, I have something else to do. Just now Weiwei posted another Weibo, asking what is the finale of Pleasant Goat. I haven't watched a single episode, so I have to hurry up to make up lessons." Zhang Wei was completely intoxicated by happiness and had no time Be considerate of the reactions and feelings of others. Nuo Lan asked in a low voice: "Is he in love?" Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and replied: "No, he is perverted." Finally came to Yifei's door, and when the door opened, Yifei gave Nuolan a hug with a smile on his face, and took a dozen of "Jejia" from her hand.His mouth also seemed to open up a chatterbox, and he kept talking non-stop, a little too enthusiastically: "You guys are finally here! Long time no see, Nuolan, you are beautiful again! Come as soon as you come, what gifts do you bring, then See you. This is your new boyfriend, right?" Nuo Lan and Zeng Xiaoxian were taken aback when they heard that, wondering what kind of medicine she was selling in the gourd.Yifei laughed again: "Just kidding, Zeng Xiaoxian, you are really serious, just give a copy to two people." "Actually, this is..." Zeng Xiaoxian was just about to explain, but Yifei had already taken mouthwash from him, and she actually said it was such a unique gift! Who knew the madness had just begun.The guests sat down, but nothing was prepared on the table.Yifei said to drink some pre-dinner wine first, but Zeng Xiaoxian and Nuo Lan held two empty glasses, and she drank the wine by herself. I'll toast Nuolan!—Why is your glass empty?" "Why don't you buy a few more bottles." Nuo Lan also saw that the situation was wrong, and only then did she know why Zeng Xiaoxian kept procrastinating and refusing to come. Yifei said that it's rare for everyone to be so high, so why not use your imagination and make it even higher.While talking, a bottle of white rum, a bottle of Coke, a bottle of milk, a bottle of vinegar, a jar of hot sauce, and a bunch of messy condiments were placed on the table as if by magic. "Nuolan, I can say that Zeng Xiaoxian grew up watching him...Emotionally, he has always belonged to a mother-in-law, and today he finally looks like a man." Yifei poured rum into five glasses , almost filled it, and poured a little bit of Coke into it, "Just like this Coke with rum, it makes me feel two words - cool! You still have a way! Admire!" Zeng Xiaoxian asked worriedly: "Is the ratio wrong?" Yifei had already drank it down, and his tongue started to get a little knotted: "Next, let's adjust—milk!" Seeing her madness, Nuo Lan also became worried: "Is this okay?" "It's possible for both of you, there's nothing wrong with milk." Yifei reacted quickly, added a little more milk to the glass, raised his glass and said, "Milk! It symbolizes strength. Zeng Xiaoxian, you have to be brave when you make a decision." Be responsible! Be responsible to Nuolan! I hate soft bones that are rickety." I drank it in one gulp.He said he was going to make oolong tea next, but he picked up a bottle of vinegar in his hand.Nuo Lan kindly reminded her, but she waved her hand: "Just kidding! I won't be jealous. If you don't believe me, I'll show you a drink!" Zhen poured a little into the cup, took it up and drank again, Zeng Xiaoxian and Nuo Lan were together Can't stop either side. Seeing that she was getting more and more crazy, Nuo Lan reminded her: "Yifei, didn't you say you're giving me a farewell party today?" Yifei, who was about to make mouthwash, stopped, waved her hand and said, "Yes! Sentence reduction! Love is like a cage, and the only way to reduce sentence is to let go—you two just wanted to reduce sentence?" Seeing that she was completely drunk, Zeng Xiaoxian felt distressed but couldn't express it in front of Nuo Lan, so he could only say that he was hungry and urged him to eat fried rice with eggs. "What's the rush? The other day you met Nuo Lan, I made fried rice with eggs and waited for you. I didn't see you coming back to eat in a hurry." Yifei's voice suddenly became a little resentful, and in the blink of an eye he said proudly, "Beauty is now , Going back on promises and gaining weight, what does it mean?!——It means that love has God’s will. Bless you all!" "What broke your promise?" Nuo Lan was puzzled, while Zeng Xiaoxian shook his head in embarrassment. "Yes! Salt! Salt must be added to fried rice with eggs. I have a strong taste, so I like to eat salty." Yifei looked at the two of them and smiled strangely, "But! It's definitely not Zeng Xiaoxian's Xian! It's salted eggs The—egg! Wait, I'll get it!" With that said, she staggered into the toilet. Nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there is a caring heart, in order to ease the relationship between Guan Gu and his father, Youyou tried every means.She found Kenjiro's mailbox in Guan Gu's computer, tried the video call, and it really got through.Yoyo introduced herself, and Kenjiro asked a lot about Sekigu's recent situation. He obviously still cared about his son, and he talked and laughed happily, and he didn't seem particularly old-fashioned.After asking all the questions, it's better for the father and son to talk directly.Encouraged, Yoyo came to Guan Gu with a computer. As for how Yoyo, an authentic Sichuanese, can communicate with a Japanese who has never been to China, I have to thank the power of technology. With the powerful existence of the subtitle group, the video chat also has instant subtitle translation, which can simultaneously translate Japanese Translate into Chinese subtitles, translate Chinese into Japanese subtitles, in this way, the chat will be smooth! Who knew that Guan Gu was so stupid that he just refused to talk to his father, and even said that he had sworn to the light before, if he said a word to him again, the light would be destroyed!Yoyo didn't care about his tricks, and took the initiative to make an appointment for him to have dinner with his father, chatting while eating.As for the oath I made before, it was in Japanese, but now I can change to Chinese, so it is not considered a breach of the vow, anyway, there is a subtitle group. When it was time to eat, Yoyo and Kenjiro chatted on the pad, talking and laughing, while Guan Gu hid behind the screen and refused to show up.Hearing that Dad even told Yoyo about the embarrassing things about him when he was wearing crotch pants, Guan Gu pouted angrily like a child, but didn't speak. "Guanguan, don't you want to meet your dad?" Yoyo called him in a low voice, "I have already told your dad, because I can't understand you speaking Japanese, so I can only let you speak Chinese. Your dad Said OK, it seems that the mood is very good, take good care of it!" Guan Gu straightened his face, imitating his father's appearance: "I can imagine what he looks like without looking at it. However, it's really not his style to be so reasonable." Yoyo pulled him over: "We've been talking until now, your dad has been smiling, very kind. If you don't believe me, take a look." Guan Gu came over, and Kenjiro, who was smiling just now in the video, immediately turned sunny and cloudy, and his voice became rough: "I thought you would invite me to taste the Japanese food you made by yourself. The restaurant, let me down so much!" "It's just a light meal. Besides, you won't be able to eat it." Guan Gu curled his lips and said to Yoyo: "I told you, I can't communicate in any language." Youyou switched to the front of the video and said sweetly: "Uncle, we want you to try the Chinese food here, just to change your mood." Kenjiro immediately laughed again, with standard gentleness and amiability: "You have a heart, I have always liked Chinese food. In fact, appreciating food is also a kind of enjoyment. I have watched "A Bite of China". I am just angry that Guan Gu is not sincere. " Pulling the tune back, Yoyo hurriedly pushed Guan Gu over, Guan Gu was still muttering: "Nani? You just have intentions, but I'm just not sincere." He just sat down, Kenjiro's face became serious again, a typical parental accent : "Yuyou knows how to talk to elders better than you." "But I haven't spoken yet." Guan Gu refused to accept. "It was you who asked me out for dinner. If you don't speak, should I say? Are you reporting to me or am I reporting to you?" Kenjiro became excited, and the speed of his speech became faster, and the Japanese words came out of his mouth forcefully, as if smashing There is an echo on the screen. Guan Gu couldn't go on talking, stepped aside, Yoyo stood on top, and explained: "Uncle, he saw that you were a little nervous, and he kept saying that you are very dignified." "That's right! I'm a Tiger." Kenjiro put on a smiling face. Youyou praised him again: "A tiger father has no dogs! No wonder Guan Gu is so good, he inherited your genes." Kenjiro laughed even more happily, chattering, and a line appeared on the subtitle: The genes of our Sekigu family are really good!The Ganqing subtitle group is still in the corner of the Northeast. On the same topic, when Sekiya sat over, the wind direction changed, and Kenjiro's face was stretched again: "It's a pity, your genes are used in the wrong place." After several back and forth, Guan Gu finally saw the pattern, as long as he faced the camera, his father would not look good;Youyou doesn't believe it, after a try, it really is.The two of them took turns to get in front of the camera. Kenjiro smiled for a while and kept a straight face for a while. The two expressions switched precisely without any error.Uncle Guan Gu, are you sure you are a culinary genius, not an Oscar winner? Youyou suppressed a smile, and pulled Guan Gu together to the camera, saying that there was something important to report.Before he finished speaking, Kenjiro's face darkened, and he rushed to ask: "Is it because he can't get along in China anymore?" Guan Gu also put on a serious face, and told him angrily: "We want to invite you to our wedding. Yoyo - she has already accepted my marriage proposal." Even though Yoyo testified, Kenjiro still didn't quite believe it. In his eyes, Sekigu was just a street painter. With such an unreliable profession, what could he give the girl's future?Self-righteous, how to take on a family?How did he get into the eyes of his parents?What nonsense! Guan Gu argued: "We have seriously considered it." Kenjiro became even more angry: "Why didn't you notify me when you were thinking about it, do you know to ask for my opinion now?" "I didn't come here to ask for your opinion, I just wanted to inform you." "It's unreasonable, you might as well notify me after you take the oath!" "You said it yourself, don't regret it!" The two father and son quarreled, Kenjiro slapped the table and started cursing, suddenly the subtitle translation disappeared, and a line of small characters appeared on the screen: The translator is urgent, toilet ing, please wait, dear!Kenjiro was still angry, and roared: "Stop talking nonsense! Come back to Japan for an interview." Youyou couldn't understand what he said, and was anxious not to let them continue to quarrel, while smiling and flirting with cuteness.Kenjiro asked Sekiya to speak Japanese, but Sekiya refused to agree. Anyway, the old man never understood what he said, so why waste his tongue!Knowing his father, Mo Ruofu, Kenjiro guessed the meaning of his speech, and continued to shout at him: "Knowing Chinese is great? Do you know how to live?!" Yoyo's Japanese is limited to "Nani" and "Ya Mie Die", which is useless, so she couldn't help but slapped the table and shouted: "Shut up, all of you!" Shut up on both sides, the world is quiet, it turns out The Lion's Roar of Hedong is the universal language of the world.After taking a closer look, I found that the screen was frozen on Kenjiro's side, and a face twitched repeatedly on the screen. Guan Gu angrily turned the screen to face the wall: "You say I don't understand life? I don't want to see you in my life at all." "Stop talking a few words!" Yoyo didn't expect things to turn out like this, so she had to think of a way, "A good life is not based on shouting. Maybe we should show your dad a tour of our life here. To be honest, maybe he will feel at ease." Waiting for Uncle Kenjiro's screen to be tapped, Sekigu and Yoyo held the pad and showed Uncle Kenjiro a tour of their apartment to experience their lives.The first stop, Yifei's room. As soon as I entered the door, I heard an inexplicable roar coming from the direction of the toilet.Looking over, Nuo Lan and Zeng Xiaoxian were anxiously knocking on the door outside, and Yifei vomited in the toilet, and even said bravely that she was fine, just spitting... Seeing Guan Gu and Yoyo coming in, Zeng Xiaoxian seemed to have seen a savior, and finally someone came to rescue him. Seeing the video of them holding an uncle in a strange posture, his stomach full of bitterness was about to pour out, and he swallowed it back.Hearing that this is Guan Gu's father, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately nodded and bowed like a Japanese devil, and it's up to you again! Youyou smiled and introduced with gestures: "Uncle, this is Teacher Zeng, our good friend, and his girlfriend Nuolan. Both of them are well-known radio hosts in our area. This is where we live. In addition to our normal daily life, we often hold gatherings and dinners among friends here to exchange ideas and connect with each other. Guan Gu, translator!" "No need for him! I can understand." Kenjiro rushed to say, and the subtitle gentleman came back again at some point. "Egg fried rice is here!" Yifei yelled, and came out of the toilet staggeringly, holding a washbasin in his hand, seeing that it was empty, he chuckled, "Ahhh, I'm just busy talking, It looks burnt." Kenjiro was confused when he heard this, and he walked over to introduce him leisurely, but he subconsciously blocked Yifei's embarrassed image: "This is Yifei, she is not very good at cooking—but she is a doctor, a university teacher, and we often sit and discuss about life. .” Yifei saw Kenjiro only when he heard the voice, and went up to touch the screen with a smile: "This uncle, what's your name, why is it in the frame?" Guan Gu quickly moved the pad away, and said, "This is my dad, show him around." Yifei smiled smirkingly, her face flushed, and she greeted indiscriminately, oh ha!Uncle Weird, let's have a drink together?His words and deeds are really far from the legendary doctor. Forget about molesting the weirdo, Yifei staggered to the middle of the room, turned on the TV with the remote control, played a piece of karaoke music, picked up the microphone and began to congratulate: "Next, I give this couple and the couple who came from afar Guan Gu’s father presented a song——"Chrysanthemum Terrace"! The song is rather sad, it’s a farewell party for Nuolan, hehehehe." The prelude sounded, and Yifei sang at the top of his voice: "A big river has wide waves, and the wind Blowing the fragrance of rice flowers on both sides of the bank..." As smart as Nuo Lan, seeing this scene, she also understood eighty-nine points in her heart, and advised Yifei to rest early and prepare to leave first.But Yifei pointed to the washbasin persistently and said that the egg fried rice hadn't been eaten and she couldn't leave!He also said that if everyone thinks the rice she fried is unpalatable, he can go to buy takeaway. "I know there is a Yangzhou fried rice restaurant that is very good. Wait, it's a fast drive." "Driving? Are you crazy?" Zeng Xiaoxian yelled in desperation. Yifei waved a finger in front of his eyes, and smiled: "Don't worry, don't drink while driving, and don't drive while drinking." Seeing her, Nuolan was worried, so she offered to send her off, and helped Yifei go away.In the video, Kenjiro frowned and commented: "Where is the doctor? I only saw a drunkard!" Guan Gu and Yoyo could only giggle in embarrassment. The person who thought he was the most reliable made a big joke, Guan Gu and Yoyo were eager to change Kenjiro's opinion, and the second target was Zhang Wei, a lawyer, a high-end professional, an upper-class person, who has more face! "This is the apartment we live in. Those people just now, we are actually not familiar with them. The next person I will introduce to you is the important person - the partner of the most famous law firm in the city, the legal affairs of Haoda Real Estate Group Specially hired chief lawyer——Zhang Wei." Guan Gu and Youyou were making hype, when Zhang Wei came in from the outside, dressed all over: raincoat, shorts, overshoes, all kinds of unrelated varieties and chaotic colors together, The whole thing is out of tune.Is this... a magical horse?Guan Gu and Yoyo were stupid again. Zhang Wei smiled mysteriously, bared two rows of white and neat teeth, turned around looking left and right, and walked a bit, intoxicated by his incomparable appearance. "How is it? This year's trendiest outfit. Weiwei introduced it. She just posted on Weibo that men in suits are similar, but men who can match transparent raincoats and underwear with a sense of fashion have the most individuality." Guan Gu wished to gouge out his own eyeballs, and asked incredulously, "Are you going to wear this all the time today?" "Of course not!" Zhang Wei replied decisively, "I will wear it like this tomorrow." "Let me have a few words with your lawyer friend!" Kenjiro heard the mess here, and gave orders from the computer.Only then did Zhang Wei discover the existence of the uncle, and smiled and waved to the camera to say hello.Guan Gu hurriedly stood in front of him and said, "He's not Zhang Wei!" "You're not Zhang Wei!" Zhang Wei spat at him, handed him the phone, and urged him with a pose, "Take a photo for me, I want to post it on Weibo. Hurry up!" Yoyo hurriedly covered the camera, and anxiously explained: "Uncle, Zhang Wei is a lawyer by profession and a performance artist in his spare time." What a mess, Kenjiro frowned even tighter. Zeng Xiaoxian came in, Guan Gu begged him with a bitter face, "Teacher Zeng, quickly accept this evildoer for me." Then he dragged Youyou out, saying that he wanted to change to a place with normal people. Seeing the two of them running away inexplicably, turning around and seeing Zhang Wei again, Zeng Xiaoxian staggered in fright: "You...you have broken through the lower limit again!" Zhang Wei patted him, winked and said: "The power of love, each other." "Whoever is with you!" Zeng Xiaoxian shook him off with one hand.I was yelling and making all kinds of troubles all night, and I was holding my stomach and didn't know who to talk to. I planned to come here to quiet for a while, but who knew that I ran into Zhang Wei, a lunatic who was so heartless. "Yeah! Weiwei posted a new Weibo - she said she could put a light bulb in her mouth. She actually challenged me?!" Zhang Wei really went around looking for the light bulb, found it, picked it up and stuffed it into his mouth. "Are you crazy!" Zeng Xiaoxian snatched the light bulb over, "Your head is just a decoration, save it to count the moons at night!" The power of love is really great!Seeing Zhang Wei's obsession, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't bear it anymore and told him that the Weiwei on Weibo was actually Lu Ziqiao's registered trumpet, and it was a prank played by Ziqiao and Meijia from beginning to end, such as wearing gold stockings, drinking mouthwash, watching Pleasant goats are all traps dug by them. Those tender feelings, those romantic sensuality suddenly disappeared, and Zhang Wei's heart immediately fell from the sky to hell. He didn't care about listening to the theory of maximizing human happiness, and turned around to find the pair of wicked ghosts!Walking to the door, Zhang Wei smiled slyly, obviously having a better idea in mind. He first found Meijia, and said that the camera of his mobile phone was broken, and he couldn't find a place to repair it, and he was anxiously waiting to send a selfie to Weiwei.Meijia didn't know what it was, and she had new fun when she heard it. Of course, she kindly lent him her mobile phone.Then, Zhang Wei took Meijia's mobile phone to find Ziqiao, saying that he planned to call Weiwei: "I've been thinking about it for a while now, and you're right, chasing girls, maybe it's better to be simple and rough." Zi Qiao was playing vigorously, why was he willing to let him escape so quickly? After thinking for a while, he said: "Why don't you wait and see. After all, as a junior player, you are too rough and easy to get mad. Master taught you to chase girls before. It seems that Law 1.0 is not suitable for you, so I specially developed a new version 2.0. Judging from the current effect, it is the best policy to accumulate a little more common language with the other party." Zhang Wei pretended to be a nympho, fondled the mobile phone in his palm affectionately: "But I have already understood it pretty much. Now every time I look at the mobile phone, I feel like I hear Weiwei calling me." "That's the devil, you can't be tempted by him." Zi Qiao resolutely stopped him.可张伟依然扭捏着，按捺不住的样子想要打电话，子乔情急之下拿过一杯啤酒，把美嘉的手机丢了进去，得意地问：“现在清静了吗？” “嗯。”张伟马上变得心平气和，脸上露出古怪的笑容。一边的美嘉过来看到这一幕，气得杏眼圆睁，子乔这才发现事出蹊跷，再看手机已经在杯中沉底，没有补救的机会了。 一菲疯了，张伟变异了，关谷和悠悠把最后一点儿希望放在了美嘉和子乔身上，俊男靓女，想来能在健次郎大叔心里扳回一点儿分数。于是，又捧着pad来酒吧找他们，一路先铺垫打气：“叔叔，这就是我们休闲娱乐的酒吧，一会儿给你介绍其他好朋友！子乔是一个温文尔雅的有志青年，美嘉是个活泼可爱的邻家女孩。他们比刚才那几个正常多了！” 刚进门，就听得吧台处传来一声尖叫，显然是美嘉的声音：“啊！吕子乔你干了什么？” “这是个意外！你听我解释，美嘉……”尽管子乔不停求饶，还是被美嘉一记如来神掌扇飞。 健次郎的脸黑得不能再黑，怒道：“这就是你们说的正常朋友？”最后一个希望落空，关谷和悠悠的美好生活秀惨遭滑铁卢。 刚走出房间，一菲就忘了扬州炒饭的事情，满世界地晃悠，一会儿唱一会儿跳。诺澜既然答应要照顾好她，只得一直跟着她。走了好久，又狂吐了一阵，一菲终于开始稍稍有点儿清醒，这才发现自己身在一个陌生的地方，脚下的鞋不知什么时候已经只剩下一只了。 诺澜笑着递过她的鞋子，问她还记不记得刚才在楼下跳《大河之舞》。一菲虽然记不太清究竟发生了什么事，但知道自己喝多了肯定有些失态，不好意思地笑笑，一边穿鞋子，一边自我解嘲，人生有酒须尽欢，不愉快的事，喝完就忘了。 诺澜盯着她，认真地说：“我也喝醉过，过程虽然忘了，可背后的原因是忘不掉的。别告诉我，我要去美国，你舍不得哦。” “今天你们来吃饭，我高兴嘛。”一菲不自然地笑笑，又补充道，“何况，你网球打得不错，你一走我就少了个对手，怪可惜的。” 诺澜说可以让曾小贤陪她打球，一菲却想都不想就一口回绝，打球需要的是旗鼓相当的对手，找谁也不会找软蛋呀！ “我以为你挺喜欢他的呢。”诺澜终于说出了这句压抑很久的话。 “作为一个女人，堕落成什么样才会喜欢他……”一菲带着醉意连连挥手，转脸看见诺澜稍有点儿尴尬的表情，才想起如今情境转换，曾小贤跟诺澜的关系已经不同一般了，赶紧道歉，“对不起，我忘了你们在一起了。” 诺澜又问，如果是朋友间那种喜欢呢？一菲还是一口回绝，斩钉截铁地说没有。诺澜有点儿困惑，既然一点儿都不在乎，为什么会为他而醉？ “我……我多喝两杯，不代表就是喜欢曾小贤。”一菲穿好鞋子，站起身走了几步，还是踉踉跄跄地走不稳，说话很大声，好像是要反驳自己的内心，“我只是……口渴……我怎么会喜欢你男朋友呢？” 背转身，与曾小贤之间点点滴滴的往事涌上心头，一菲的鼻子忍不住有些发酸，突然猛地一转身，直视着诺澜，傲然说：“没错！我就是喜欢曾小贤，你咬我啊！” 只勇敢了片刻，她的霸气就被诺澜温柔得似乎什么都了解的眼神瓦解，自我解嘲道：“是你逼我的，我没想怎样。” “我明白，是我打乱了你们的生活，如果你接受不了，我……”诺澜诚恳地说，但究竟要怎么做，实在下不了决心。 “别，我能接受！”一菲打断她。想想自己和曾小贤认识都有七年了，几乎每天都吵吵闹闹，却又河水不犯井水。那么多年，没觉得曾小贤有什么好的，言语里还时不常地损他、贬他，可为什么诺澜一出现，她的感觉就变了？那么长时间的若即若离都能接受，为什么曾小贤刚跟诺澜在一起，她就接受不了了？这究竟算什么心态！ 她胡一菲不是从来都很洒脱的吗？怎么也会为情所困？就算她脑子里千万个念头想要否认，可那些失落、伤感和停不下来的心痛又是什么？诺澜很早就表示过对曾小贤有意思，还是她一直劝她要勇敢一点儿去争取自己的幸福。说到机会，她不是分分钟都有？曾小贤对她的心意她不是感觉不出来，还使劲把他往别人怀里推。是自己不争取，不肯直视内心，如今再后悔又有什么用？ 一菲定定心神，微笑而坚定地看着诺澜说：“就算我喜欢他，也都是过去式了。生活是未来式的，前面肯定还有更好的。”只是一转身，眼泪就忍不住地流了下来。 “你真的这么想？”诺澜又问。一菲虽然背对着她，还是很肯定地点点头。看着一菲强装出来的坚强，诺澜也有些不忍，但爱情有时候需要自私一点儿，她好不容易才把握住的幸福，不能轻易让它从手边滑过。那些想要放弃爱情成全友情的话，终究没有说出口，只是由衷地说了声，“谢谢你。” “你们都是我的朋友。”一菲笑着转身，“答应我件事，明天你要和我一样，彻底失忆！” 坦白了，决定了，一菲终于觉得心里不再那么沉重，起身回去，边走边唱着：“一条大河波浪宽，风吹稻花香两岸……” 诺澜目送她的身影离去，百感交集，再也忍不住地热泪盈眶。 计划全盘失败，关谷和悠悠垂头丧气地回到房间，显得忧心忡忡。关谷忧的是，老头子本来就对自己有成见，现在带他参观的所谓生活圈里，不是酒鬼、变态，就是暴力狂，他一定觉得他的生活充满了悲剧，以后更难沟通了。悠悠担心的是，这爷俩的脾气简直是一个模子里刻出来的，你不忍，我不让，针锋相对，本来只是一点儿家庭不和谐，硬是要闹得跟阶级矛盾一样不可调和，她这准儿媳到底要想个什么样的主意来劝和呢？ 看着关谷气鼓鼓地坐在那里，那表情简直跟视频里的健次郎一模一样，只是他自己没有意识到，也绝不肯承认罢了。悠悠又好气又好笑地说：“就你这样的倔脾气，以后我们要是也有了孩子，说不定也会被你气到国外去。” 关谷瞪着眼睛怪她胡说：“我一定会把他培养成优秀的漫画家。”“可万一他不喜欢漫画呢？”悠悠刚提出这种可能，关谷就虎着脸打断她，“开玩笑，还有什么比画漫画更有意义的！” 看着他认真的样子，悠悠忍不住笑起来，关谷这才意识到自己的霸道其实跟健次郎如出一辙，忙改口说：“好啦，至少我允许他自由生活，随便他娶谁，婚礼都不用请我，行了吧？” 悠悠微笑着环住他的腰，看着他的眼睛，鼓励说：“当然不行。我会告诉我儿子，你这么做也是关心他、爱他。” 关谷的心早就软了，只是嘴还硬着：“切，我儿子一定很聪明，不用你说，他自己就明白的！” 悠悠顺着他的意思夸他：“嗯，我承认，这一点你比你爸强，他儿子一定没你儿子懂事！” “那是肯定的！他儿子……”悠悠脸上的笑意更浓了。关谷这才意识到他被捉弄了，佯怒着：“胡说！” 两个人亲密地说着话，都忘了视频一直没关。虽然pad一直摆在桌面上，通过字幕，健次郎还是把他们的对话都看在眼里，忍不住地开口说道：“哎！别把我对着墙！还有什么要说的，电视剧都要开始了！” 悠悠把pad拿过来，镜头对着关谷，不失时机地小声提醒：“你不想输的话，就证明给我看啊。” 关谷一脸不情愿地说：“爸……我再一次恳请您参加我们的婚礼，拜托了。” “你的诚意呢？”健次郎显然不买账。关谷这才站起身来，深深地鞠了一躬，认真地说：“好吧，我不该跟您唱反调，也不该擅自来中国，但我真心希望您祝福我们，不要反对我们的婚事。如果您还是觉得我不懂得生活，那就请您教我。拜托了。” 健次郎还是觉得不够诚意，让他说日语，关谷又用日语重复了一遍，“父亲大人，请您教导我，拜托了！” “关关，你终于肯说日语啦！”悠悠大喜，这就是说，自己这么久的努力，终于看到一点儿成效了。突然，灯光暗了下来，开始不停闪烁。关谷想起自己发过的誓言，一时慌了神，倒是悠悠霸气地一声吼，“谁敢灭你，我就灭了他！”说也奇怪，灯又亮起来了，不知是被悠悠的气势吓到，还是被关谷和健次郎的父子情感动了。 健次郎稍微满意，脸上表情不再那么死板：“你太自以为是了，自作聪明！谁说我反对了？” 关谷一直“嘿咦！嘿咦”地应着，突然听得父亲大人说不反对，差点儿都不相信自己的耳朵了：“你同意了？” 健次郎肯定地说：“我不高兴，因为你事先不问我意见。至于婚事，我很喜欢悠悠，为什么要反对呢？” 他同意了！关谷喜出望外地大声告诉悠悠，悠悠马上乖巧地凑到镜头跟前，倔老头看到悠悠，终于绷不住脸地笑了起来：“再次证明，自始至终，都是你在自以为是。而我，都是正确的！我儿子能找到这么个好媳妇，都是托了我的福。你儿子就没那么走运了。” Oh? !敢情老爷子突然变得通情达理起来，也是被悠悠说的那些话感动了！可刚才的话并没有对他说呀？健次郎心说，多亏刚刚升级成了付费用户，就连你们小两口说的悄悄话，人家字幕君也一字不差地反馈了过来，想赢我，做梦！ 爷俩终于能够沟通了，健次郎终于不再板着脸了，每说一句话都带着微笑，看上去和蔼可亲多了：“看了你们的公寓，我很好奇，你们这群活小鬼究竟能弄出场什么样的婚礼！到时候寄张请柬来，我带你妈一起过来。她听说中国一套电视剧碟片只要五块钱，一直想见识见识！” 关谷也笑起来，嘴上却不服输：“这算什么？我可没输给你。你儿子不如我儿子，他要学的还有很多，如果你不教他，他没资格结婚。” what!悠悠刚放下的一颗心又提了起来。关谷索性说起了日语，跟健次郎抬起杠来：“所以说，我没自以为是，来呀，指导我呀。” 健次郎忍着笑想板起脸：“随便你结不结婚，反正我祝福是祝定了！” “祝福了我也不结！” “不结我也祝福！” "no!" ... 悠悠不知道他们在说什么，急得看看这个，又看看那个。真是不是一家人，不进一家门，爷俩这是想把这么多年没说的话用这种抬杠的方式全补上吧？ “对不起，张伟，我们不是有意耍你的。”美嘉拉着子乔来向张伟道歉。 见子乔扶着腰，右眼缠着纱布，脸上还有清晰可见的耳光印，张伟忍不住暗笑，表面却绷着脸，一副受害者的模样。其实以他大大咧咧的乐天性格，早就把两个人捉弄他的“仇恨”忘到九霄云外去了。 “谁让你勾引我们的，现在上瘾了。”美嘉还在委屈兮兮地说着，好像吃亏的不是张伟，反倒是她。 “要不是曾老师，我现在还被蒙在鼓里呢。两个山寨货，看看，这才是真正的薇薇。”张伟呵呵地笑着，举起手机屏幕给他们看，“感谢微博，我看到她的介绍，原来薇薇也是个律师！资深律师！还是某律师事务所的合伙人。” 子乔对着美嘉挤眉弄眼：“给我点儿时间，我去盗她的号。” 张伟笑得更欢：“不用了，因为我已经给她打了电话约她出来见面了。” 看来爱情不止是让人盲目，有时候还能给人带来勇气。子乔说得没错，当缘分降临，一切刻意的迎合都是多余的。张伟和薇薇从工作的话题展开，瞬间就找到了无数共同语言，比如，两个人都爱看《法制日报》，都喜欢海绵宝宝，都讨厌小龙虾……所以进展神速，直到某一天薇薇告诉他，他们事务所接了一个案子——豪大大房产的民事纠纷案。 “豪大大房产，有点儿耳熟。”反应迟钝的张伟脑子转了好几圈，才想起自己好像就是他们家的法律顾问。那现在薇薇是诉讼方，自己岂不就是被告方？连办的案子都和同一个当事人有关，这共同语言还真是太多了一点儿。 薇薇苦笑着说：“是啊，有15家原告联名委托我起诉你代理的豪大大房产集团。看来咱们真的要打同一起官司了，张律师。最近要避嫌，不太适合见面，祝你好运吧，我先走了。” 张伟急巴巴地追着问：“薇薇！那我们什么时候才能再见面？” 薇薇无奈地回答：“也不会太久，我想，在开庭的时候吧。” 张伟仿佛听到自己心碎的声音，张益达，你的春天何时才会到来啊？ !