Chapter 7 Chapter 6 Top Gun

A month later, life was business as usual.Meijia, who had regained her freedom, was in a really good mood, sitting by the bar, looking around with a smile on her face.It is said that this is a scientific research experiment. A certain psychological article said: If a beautiful woman is alone in a bar, if she smiles at a handsome guy next to her, then the probability of this handsome guy approaching him is 60%. If she has no expression on her face, The probability of being approached is only 20%.This shows that Aventure is not about waiting to receive, but giving to each other. Pregnant for a while, not pregnant for a while, great joy and sorrow, ups and downs, just getting out of the double blow of life, Meijia really needs to find some new sustenance, but she can solve it by putting on such an impatient peach blossom expression question?Yifei and Yoyo were afraid that she would go astray and the tragedy would happen again, and advised her to find a more serious boyfriend.

As a result of the discussion, Meijia should not pretend to be a nympho and wait on the fence like she is now. Instead, she should take the initiative to meet people, chat with them, make friends generously, spread the net widely, store up more food, and then strictly control the situation. Select the ones that suit you. But striking up a conversation can be regarded as an art of communication, if one's skill is not deep enough, it would be embarrassing to disturb people's interest in talking for no reason, unless there is an expert to guide them.Just as they were talking, Zi Qiao came over, still wearing a conspicuous collar, and after hearing a little of their conversation, she made a decisive judgment that Meijia needed a wingman.Jianghu terminology, the wingman, is responsible for distracting idlers, etc., and helping the host to complete precise strikes.

Thanks to Meijia, Zi Qiao was completely awakened from the nightmare with a palm of the Tathagata. Those grief, guilt, and self-blame were all wiped out, and the old state of riding a horse was all back.Moreover, Mika was not pregnant, the fundamental conflict between the two was resolved, and they returned to the previous state where you disliked me and I disliked you, and they had to talk back and make small fights when they had nothing to do. Meijia fired first: "Why hasn't your neck healed for a month? Didn't you mean a mild sprain?" "Isn't it because of your palm that I'm seriously sprained now!" Meijia gloated, Ziqiao curled her lips, and couldn't help laughing again: "It's a blessing in disguise, good fortune and misfortune are unpredictable. This shape has a very high rate of turning heads. Look, over there That beauty, Miranda, a professional massage therapist, my masseur."

"Oh... it seems that the slap in the face has the effect of translating your luck, how about I give you another slap? Anyway, you owe me, and I just happen to be free today. Please pay me!" Meijia said, raising her hand About to hit him again, Ziqiao hid while shouting for help, retreated to the door of the toilet, and yelled: "The toilet is heavy, if you dare to come in, I will call you molested!" Meijia suddenly shouted in surprise: "Huh? Zhang Yida!" Ziqiao had a long memory, and still maintained a defensive posture of blocking with both hands, and said contemptuously: "Hmph, why are you doing this trick again?! I won't be fooled!"

Behind him, Zhang Wei came out of the toilet dragging SpongeBob's suitcase, smiling brightly, and happily greeted Ziqiao and Meijia.Zi Qiao decided that it was Mei Jia's slapping wingman who spoke, and refused to turn back.Yifei and Yoyo also came over, and shouted happily when they saw Zhang Wei. Zhang Wei's return is naturally something that makes everyone happy, but just after the excitement is over, everyone is concerned about a problem, not why he is back, whether he is on a business trip or a permanent residence, and there is no time to pay attention to whether he is fat or thin , It’s black or white, but—why does Zhang Wei always appear at the door of the bar toilet every time he appears?Is the toilet the birth point of Zhang Wei's resurrection?

It's been a long time, and the squeeze between friends sounds kind, so Zhang Wei is still smiling like a chipmunk, patiently explaining to everyone.Recently, he was sent back here by the headquarters to take over a newly established firm and handle a series of legal work for one of their major clients, Haoda Group.And Zhang Wei is their chief lawyer.Hao Da, it sounds a bit like a chicken steak maker, but it is actually a real estate group, so Zhang Wei's return this time can be regarded as a return to his hometown, and he regards himself as a legal pioneer in every move. The legal pioneer who appeared in the toilet?No wonder the Chinese say: Heroes don’t ask where they come from!Friends still tease him with the "toilet" stalk, laughing in a mess.But according to Zhang Wei, the reason why he appeared at the door of the toilet this time was because of a romantic story.

On the way back from the airport, Zhang Wei met a girl and fell in love at first sight.Goodness, the two have been going the same way since the airport bus, and what's more, she got off the bus near here, and went into the bar downstairs of the apartment.The so-called fate of thousands of miles linked by a thread is really not an exaggeration.In Zhang Wei's own words: "This must be an arrangement of fate. We seem to have met each other in a previous life. That feeling is like the spring breeze blowing over Lugu Lake, and the autumn rain infiltrating Jiuzhaigou." Since it is so predestined, of course we should take it decisively, instead of watching him drool from afar?Zhang Wei wanted to, so he followed him to the bar and waited for the opportunity.But the beauty had a companion by her side, so he had to wait and drink milk when he was bored.As a result, after waiting for two hours and drinking 15 cups of milk, Zhang Wei had diarrhea instead before the light bulb turned off, so... everyone bumped into him again at the toilet door.

Pick up girls?This is Zi Qiao's specialty!Ziqiao didn't taunt him much, instead, he recommended himself as a wingman, saying that he wanted to help Zhang Wei get a beauty, and it was a welcome gift for him.Zhang Wei was overjoyed, the two returned to the bar again, what a fate, the beauty that made him fall in love at first sight is still there!According to the plan, Zi Qiao went out to deal with the female companion, and Zhang Wei went to strike up a conversation, and withdrew as soon as he got a phone call. Zhang Wei adjusted his appearance, walked over, and asked politely: "Miss, can I sit here?"

The beauty said that there are people here, and Zhang Wei suggested that he also has a friend, so the four of them should sit together.Ziqiao also said that there happened to be two more bottles of free drinks. While saying that it was fate, she pulled Zhang Wei to sit down. "Excuse me, this is my seat," said a voice.Ziqiao looked around for a week and saw no one. When she looked down, she found a cute little girl staring at her with a schoolbag on her back. "Who are you?" The little girl asked bluntly. "Huahua come here, be polite and call him uncle." The beauty smiled apologetically, and hugged Huahua to the seat.

The plan changed, Zi Qiao and Zhang Wei exchanged glances in surprise, what happened, wasn't it just a girl?How did you turn into a little girl in the blink of an eye!Could it be Tianshan Child Elder?Transformed?On the other hand, the beauty saw the weird expressions on their faces, so she took the initiative to explain that it was her sister, Huahua's mother, who had something to do and it was inconvenient for her to take the child with her, so she asked her to wait here with Huahua. Huahua is a genuine child, not a child elder transformation, but Ziqiao, a professional wingman, suddenly becomes a part-time nanny, and the whole thing feels bad.Although the master and apprentice love each other deeply, it is unscientific for the apprentice to take care of the girl and the master to look after the child!

But fate is not scientific. The reason why the beauty is still in the bar is because of Huahua's existence. No matter how unhappy Ziqiao is, Zhang Wei is obliged to serve the mascot. Six months ago, Nuolan applied to go to the United States for training due to emotional troubles, but now she and Zeng Xiaoxian have a delicate relationship, and instead began to hesitate. Lisa kept urging and urging, but she couldn't make a decision, and always said that she had to think again.But after all, it is about the future, and procrastination is not an option, so Nuo Lan decided to test Zeng Xiaoxian's tone before deciding whether to stay or not. "Xiaoxian, I have other things that Lisa has arranged for me these days, please help me on the show." Taking advantage of the break in the live broadcast, Nuo Lan talked to Zeng Xiaoxian intentionally or unintentionally. "Yes!" Unexpectedly, Zeng Xiaoxian was overjoyed. Seeing Nuo Lan frowned, he changed his mind and said, "I mean, I can handle it all by myself." Nuo Lan asked a little aggrieved: "Do you like someone very much?" Host alone?Of course!Although the station regards his show as the bottom king, Zeng Xiaoxian still takes himself seriously. "A good man is me, and I am Zeng Xiaoxian." Ever since Nuolan came to work as a partner, it's been a long time since he said these words smoothly, right?What's more, the show is getting lively now, but almost everyone is here for Nuo Lan, and the hotline calls are all looking for Nuo Lan by name. Opportunities are rare.Besides, how comfortable it is to host late at night by yourself. You don’t need to wear shoes if you want to, and you can don’t wear pants! Saying this in his heart, Zeng Xiaoxian said modestly: "Of course not... It's just that I haven't done a single file for a long time." Nuo Lan was a little depressed, she lowered her head and smiled, and said, "Maybe you can do better by yourself." Zeng Xiaoxian realized that he had said something wrong, so he hurriedly made up for it, explaining: "Once in a while, it's okay, but if I'm alone all the time, I'm not used to it now." "Then if you don't see me someday, will you miss me?" Nuo Lan raised her head and stared at Zeng Xiaoxian affectionately, making Zeng Xiaoxian panic and afraid to speak.Nuo Lan put it more bluntly, "To be honest, I am very happy to be with you. If conditions permit, besides work, I also hope to do many things with you." Zeng Xiaoxian still wanted to pretend to be confused: "What...to do together?" "For example, go shopping and watch movies together, eat and travel together, celebrate Christmas together, and... watch the Spring Festival Gala together." The words were so clear, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't dodge, his heart was beating wildly, and cold sweat was about to flow down. "You... know what I mean." Nuo Lan blushed with embarrassment, her voice was almost inaudible, "What do you say?" "I'm sorry... I made a promise with everyone not to watch the Spring Festival Gala." Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly said something like a short-circuit in his brain, Nuo Lan was stunned, with a slightly hurt expression. But Nuo Lan is the kind of girl who is soft on the outside and strong on the inside. Zeng Xiaoxian's procrastination policy can stop her for a while, but not for the rest of her life.As a result, Nuolan quickly launched a new offensive. On this day, Zeng Xiaoxian went to host the radio station, but his mobile phone was left next door, and it kept ringing all night.Yifei was annoyed, so she took her mobile phone and came to look for him.Guan Gu took the phone and clicked on the information to see that there were advertisements for second-hand cars, golf, small loans, and pancakes.It's not that Zeng Xiaoxian is greedy for petty gain, it's just that because of his temperament that he can't refuse others, he can fill out a membership form even if he buys a mutton skewer, and the bad friends like Yifei and Ziqiao keep him every time they fill out the form. Number, it's a miracle that Zeng Xiaoxian hasn't been drowned by junk ads until today. Guan Gu and Yifei were teasing Zeng Xiaoxian's mother's character when suddenly there was a WeChat voice on the phone. "Alai? There are still spam WeChat messages these days?" Guan Gu didn't pay attention, and clicked on the WeChat interface on the phone screen. Nuo Lan's gentle voice came from inside: "Xiao Xian, it's me, Nuo Lan. I'm sorry for what happened just now, I just want to explain our relationship clearly. In two weeks, I will go to the United States for half a year of training. I don't want to leave with doubts. My heart, I have already said it today, plus the previous eight times, I don't want to repeat it again. Please think about it, I will wait for you at the Oak Restaurant on Friday night, see you soon." Take the initiative to confess?eight times?United States?See or leave?The huge amount of information made Guan Gu and Yifei unable to react for a while, they couldn't help but look at each other, and listened to the message over and over nervously. After listening to it for the 32nd time, Guan Gu concluded: "Nuolan is going to the United States, she confessed her love to Teacher Zeng. She couldn't bear it, the flowers were trembling, and the appraisal was completed." "Are you sure this is a confession? It's not a prank or something?" Yifei felt strange, and seemed to be very resistant to the word "confession", "Just go to the United States, what kind of confession do you want before you leave? You still use WeChat, It's not a prank, it's just that she is too casual." If an ordinary girl wants to go abroad, it would be great if she doesn't say goodbye to her ex, but Nuo Lan let go of her reserve instead. Could it be that her love for Zeng Xiaoxian is so deep that she can't extricate herself?Yifei was lost in thought.According to Guan Gu's reasoning, if Zeng Xiaoxian did not accept Nuo Lan, she might stay until Teacher Zeng was settled.If Zeng Xiaoxian accepted, maybe she would give up her fame and become a husband and a child.Anyway, I just don't plan to leave! "You seem to want Nuolan to go." Seeing Yifei's strange expression, Guan Gu asked curiously. Yifei concealed: "No! I'm just curious...the direction of the plot." Guan Gu seemed to understand something, and comforted her by saying, "What's the use of just analyzing her? This is a linear equation in two variables, and it depends on Teacher Zeng's attitude." Yifei suddenly became happy: "Yes, we can have an opinion." Guan Gu felt that he shouldn't listen to other people's privacy at all, so what advice would he give?It is better to let history develop naturally.But Yifei thought that Nuo Lan had hinted at her eight times, but Zeng Xiaoxian's attitude towards her was still unclear. Why?The two people have different concerns and hear different points, so they had to listen to it again.Who knew that Yifei was quick, this time the button was not play, but delete, and the message was directly deleted. Guan Gu, who has always been staid, shouted like the sky was about to fall: "It's over! We changed history, what a sin!" At this point, Yifei had no choice but to promise himself to tell Zeng Xiaoxian. In order to fulfill the promised gift, for the brotherhood, and for the possible lifelong happiness of the disgraced Zhang Yida, Ziqiao finally agreed to be a nanny and take care of Huahua.Who knew that although Huahua was young, she was a quirky little demon star. Rao Ziqiao had a romantic life and had countless daughters, but she stumbled in the little girl's hands and was completely broken.If someone says that Huahua is not the reincarnation of Tianshan Child Elder, no one will believe it! At first, Zi Qiao thought that she would be just a little girl, buy something to eat and send her home early.Who knew that Huahua would threaten to call her aunt home at every turn, she wanted to eat ice cream after eating milkshake, and she was also doing all kinds of tricks, she asked for strawberry and then chocolate, and she asked for vanilla and then almond flavor!Even if Ziqiao had ten thousand dislikes, seeing that Zhang Wei was trying to get close to Weiwei not far away, she could only endure it. Huahua hugged a pile of ice cream, and still didn't forget to comfort him: "Don't worry, as long as you play with me, I won't affect the black-faced uncle's strike-up with auntie." Pick-up?Such a young girl knows how to strike up a conversation?Zi Qiao was taken aback.Huahua giggled and said, "I'm a child and I'm not a foreigner. Besides, these two words are not invented by foreigners, but 'wingman' seems to be invented by foreigners." "You know 'wingman'?!" Zi Qiao was so shocked that her jaw almost dropped. Hua Hua said disdainfully, "It's Wingman. Isn't it you?" Zi Qiao's surprise turned into mild panic: "...you can't really be a child elder?" Huahua replied disapprovingly: "Don't worry, I still have 2832 days before I turn 18." Being so sensible, why did you discuss Pleasant Goat with him just now?Are you kidding me?Zi Qiao said heartily.Huahua seemed to have read his mind, and explained to him like a little adult that she watched Pleasant Goat to maintain her childhood innocence, and she also watched "Desperate Housewives". In view of Huahua's special situation, Ziqiao had to put aside her usual way of dealing with children and cheer up to chat with her in a serious manner.Huahua still thinks he is old-fashioned, and can't find a decent topic, why not add a washbasin net and look at his archives first! Speaking of Washbasin, Zhang Wei asked Weiwei with a stern face: "Why don't we add a washbasin Internet cafe! Maybe we can find a lot of common topics! There may be mutual friends!" You are the fighter among the soil turtles, Zhang Wei! Biscuits, candies, cakes, sugar-coated cannonballs one after another, finally blocked Huahua's eloquent mouth.But after a while, the little devil had a new quirk, saying that the homework was not finished, and Aunt Weiwei had to teach it... Isn't it just a primary school student's homework, Zi Qiao patted her chest and said that she could do it for her. "Do you know how to use word problems?" Huahua really looked down on this uncle.Let’s say a certain pool is 100 cubic meters, it takes 6 hours to fill water pipe A, and 10 hours to discharge water from outlet B. How many hours can A and B be operated at the same time to make the pool full? "...Is there something wrong with this question? It's fun to play while opening it. Isn't this a waste of water?! Do you know how many people in this world have no water to drink? Whoever asks the question should be shot!" Zi Qiao flaunted a trick. , avoid answering. Huahua agreed, and changed the question: Pistol bullets are fired at a speed of 300 meters per second, and rifle bullets are fired at a speed of 500 meters per second. Excuse me...Zi Qiao interrupted her, saying that the exam-oriented education questions are too superficial, why not change it Other questions, such as the quality questions he is good at. Huahua obediently agreed, and then changed the topic: "My classmate Lao Xiaojing asked me a question yesterday: You woke up one morning and found a bird that was killed on the bed, what does that mean?" Zi Qiao guessed wildly: "The bird... is blind? The wind is too strong? Are you dreaming?" Huahua gave the answer with a look of contempt: "Stupid! That means God is playing Angry Birds!" "Why?" Zi Qiao was at a loss and innocent.Huahua laughed triumphantly: "Because you are a pig!" It is said that the post-70s are honest, the post-80s are entangled, the post-90s are depraved, and the post-00s are a generation like the wind, which cannot be captured, understood, imitated, or surpassed.With such unconstrained thinking, Zi Qiao was really no match, so she had no choice but to propose to accompany her to draw.It is said that painting is the best trick for children to pass the time quietly. Huahua really calmed down, and drew birds and white clouds on the paper.Ziqiao was proud of herself, and praised her lovingly: "That's really good. Uncle likes imaginative children the most. What is this painting?" Huahua replied: "This is an abstract painting! You can understand it as a metaphor. This is not an ordinary bird, it is you, Uncle." "Angry Birds again?" "Birdman" Zi Qiao had the faint feeling of being cheated again. Uneducated, it's terrible!Hua Hua gave him a blank look, and then said: "This is a bird without feet. It wants to fly over the forest, but there is nowhere to stop. When you are tired, you can only sleep in the wind. Unfortunately, you can only land once in your life, that is, when you die. .” What does this have to do with me?Zi Qiao was blindfolded by her and couldn't help asking for an explanation.Hua Hua looked at him sympathetically: "I have seen many people like Uncle, who always pursue the ultimate challenge, but afterward, they fall into emptiness. They have been galloping all their lives, but their souls can't find a place to live..." Little girl, you can laugh at people's shallowness and doubt people's IQ, but you can't flog people's souls like this? ! "No! That's not the case, you are the one with no bird's feet, bah, a bird without a bird, bah..." Ziqiao's facial muscles twitched, and she didn't know how to reply. The so-called back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.The battle was over, Ziqiao, the wingman, was bombarded to pieces by the little girl, but it was a pity that he became Ren, but Zhang Yida didn't succeed. Go! "Understood, because of you, I had another three hours of nightmares yesterday! I've been like this, and you still haven't asked for someone's phone call?" Zi Qiao couldn't help but yell at him when she knew the situation. Zhang Wei didn't understand where he got so angry, and said contemptuously: "Isn't she just a little girl, buying a milkshake and eating two ice creams can be done in minutes, as for making you like this?" "Little girl? The post-00s are so against the sky now. She taught me a thorough lesson yesterday. Not only did I get internal injuries, but she even let me be her Lan friend!" Zi Qiao said angrily, " Don't get me wrong, it's not a boyfriend, but a blue friend." Thinking of Huahua painting her face blue with a blue watercolor pen, making her look like an Avatar, Ziqiao's heart ached again. That deep sense of frustration would torment his soul like a ghost. a long time. Zhang Wei grinned and said embarrassedly: "If I knew you were suffering so much yesterday, I would have worked harder. In fact, it was only a little bit close. Is there something wrong with the method you taught me?" Ziqiao lamented, "Don't say I'm your master to the outside world, please." "Really, it was easier for a food delivery person to ask her to call than me yesterday." A food delivery person?That’s right, when we were chatting yesterday, a delivery man came over and asked Weiwei if she ordered takeaway. The order said it was from Miss Meimei at table 3, so I checked the phone number with Weiwei.Weiwei said in person that her number is 188-110-12138.Zhang Wei said bitterly: "I don't even know her name when a food delivery person is about to call, it's unreasonable!" "Didn't she say it all?!" Zi Qiao looked at him expressionlessly.Zhang Wei tilted his head and thought for a while, then suddenly jumped up happily: "Yes, so... I already know! Weiwei! 188! Ziqiao, I love you." If Zi Qiao is a footless bird, then Zhang Wei is a Flappy Bird, always showing up at inappropriate times and places, saying things that shouldn’t be said, doing things that shouldn’t be done, but these can’t stop him from happily continuing to toss . In the morning, a beautiful day begins. A glass of milk and a thin, dry, ugly, dark fried dough stick can make him feel like a successful person again.Zhang Wei grinned like a chipmunk, and sighed: "I work hard, just to be appreciated, and then I can return to this place—the place I love." Zeng Xiaoxian teased him: "Your experience reminds me of a touching fairy tale - once upon a time there was a chick whose mother told it that if you get the first place in the exam, I will tell you who your biological father is. " "I've never heard of this fairy tale, what happened next?" Zhang Wei was immediately fooled. Zeng Xiaoxian suppressed a smile and continued to fool him: "Later, it worked hard and finally won the first place. It went home and threw itself into the arms of its mother excitedly. The mother said: "Son, I will fulfill my promise, because you are a cat." 'Striving for the chicken'." Zhang Wei couldn't turn his head around, and asked: "Then who is its father?" "Watt." Zhang Wei concluded, and Zeng Xiaoxian laughed triumphantly: "This story tells us that as long as we work hard, our dreams will come true! Maybe we can even find our own father!" The two were foolishly happy, clinking glasses with milk instead of wine, and said some bold words that were difficult for others to understand.Yifei walked in with a finger cake, saying that she met a delivery man at the door, and she didn't know who ordered it. "Mine!" Zeng Xiaoxian snatched it over, with greedy and satisfied eyes, like a miser seeing a box of jewelry, "Special bacon with eggs, double cheese is freaking spicy, my favorite luxury version of finger biscuits, ordered online." Zhang Wei thought it was for himself, so he said thank you and went to pick it up.Zeng Xiaoxian said that he would send him the Alipay payment link later, took a big bite unceremoniously, turned to talk to Yifei, and put his hands on the pancakes on the table. "Zeng Xiaoxian, I have something to tell you. You forgot to bring your mobile phone yesterday, and it kept ringing, so I checked..." Yifei was talking, and Zhang Wei couldn't help but eat hand pancakes. Zeng Xiaoxian saw it. Wanting to snatch it back, after thinking about it, he seemed disgusted, and said no more, taking over Yifei's topic: "You just said that you looked at my phone?" Yifei looked at Xiaoxian's actions, thoughtful, swallowed what she was going to say, said vaguely "your cell phone film is really good" and walked away, anxious to tell Guan Gu her latest discovery. "Nuolan—it's Zeng Xiaoxian's finger cake!" Yifei said with certainty. "Alai?" Guan Gu was confused. Yifei went on to explain: "This is a metaphor. I finally understand why he has not accepted Nuo Lan's hints, because Zeng Xiaoxian is a virgin! Female! Virgo! Virgos have a cleanliness! Just now Zeng Xiaoxian's favorite finger cake, because of Zhang Wei took a bite, and he decided not to take it. What do you mean?" "Explain... Nuo Lan and Mr. Zeng's zodiac signs are not compatible, or is Zhang Wei sick?" Guan Gu seemed to understand. It shows that Zeng Xiaoxian has a mental cleanliness!He must have refused to accept Nuo Lan because she was divorced. To Zeng Xiaoxian, she was just a second-hand hand pie.Yifei's analysis was methodical, and Guan Gu's brain finally opened up a little bit, and he understood a little bit, but what does this have to do with telling Mr. Zeng about WeChat? "This... Even if we tell him, he will still refuse. It would be bad to hit Nuolan face to face. Let's just pretend that this never happened, and Nuolan has a step down." Yifei just found an excuse not to I went to talk to Zeng Xiaoxian about WeChat, and I almost couldn't believe it, "Since God arranged for us to hear it, there must be a purpose. Maybe it was deliberately to let us intervene to avoid embarrassment. No one wants to be a sinner of history, But it’s up to you and me.” People like Guan Gu would naturally not be persuaded by Yifei's nonsense, but Yifei's words made him interested in a proposition, that is, the constellation research about Virgo.He did some searches on the Internet. As a result, he didn't know if he didn't search. He was shocked when he searched. How could there be so many people in the world who don't like Virgos?Baidu results show that "I hate Aries" has 280,000 results, "I hate Pisces" has 150,000 results, and "I hate Virgo" has 5 million results!More than the other 11 constellations combined!So what Yifei said is not completely unreasonable. Teacher Zeng is a Virgo, so he has a nasty mental cleanliness and will reject all second-hand things, such as the finger cake bitten by Zhang Wei and the divorced Nuolan. Speaking of constellations, girls prefer to study and have more say.After discovering the survey Guan Gu was doing, Mika and Yoyo participated in the discussion with great interest. Youyou analyzed: "Cleanliness is at most an ordinary Virgo. With the progress of history, it has long been out of the mainstream. Mr. Zeng may belong to the new breed - literary Virgo. They are full of perfectionism in literature and art all the time. I try my best to be comprehensive in everything, and in the end I often have split personalities and endless entanglements! That's why I'm so unpopular." "How entangled? Fight left and right?" Guan Gu cheered at the side. "More than that, in the narrow eyes of this kind of person, he can imitate a table of mahjong!" Yoyo's description couldn't be more apt. Meijia nodded in agreement: "Yes, yes, you can tell by seeing Teacher Zeng's love for Yifei. You obviously like it, but you haven't confessed it until now. It's definitely not as simple as a cleanliness." But times are changing and species are also evolving. Will Zeng Xiaoxian continue to evolve, for example, accept Nuolan?Since Zeng Xiaoxian has been avoiding this topic, everyone decided to use provocative experiments to deal with him. Under the guise of a pet store customer survey, Meijia asked Guan Gu to call Zeng Xiaoxian, saying that she wanted to ask him for an interview and to do some comprehensive orientation tests on taste preferences.Meijia and Yoyo each held a form, and as soon as Zeng Xiaoxian was seated, they began to take turns asking questions like a cannonball.The so-called provocative experiment is to let the experimental subjects have no time to think, and make the most instinctive choice completely out of conditioned reflex. "What do you like about cats and dogs?" "Cat." "Long-haired or short-haired?" "Long hair." "Do you like sweet or salty?" "Brother Xian! Decisive and salty!" "What about Coca-Cola and Pepsi?" "Pepsi!" "Who do you choose, Yifei or Nuolan?" Meijia's question was too straightforward, and Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but start to doubt: "Is this also an investigation of the pet store?" Meijia explained that this depth test can reflect a person's preference for pet breeding.But how to choose without thinking?Yoyo inspired his imagination on the side: "Suppose you live in a beautiful town, and two people break into your world at the same time, one is a thousand-year-old vampire who looks a lot like Hu Yifei; the other is an Indian werewolf, She looks a lot like Nuolan, you have to choose one of them, who will you choose to be with?" "I can't choose." Zeng Xiaoxian played Tai Chi decisively, "If I choose one, the other will eat me in minutes." Yoyo comforted him: "No, vampires and werewolves are just equal. The one you choose will protect you." Zeng Xiaoxian added: "What if there are conflicts in the family. Before the election, both are friends; after the election, both are enemies. This is the tragedy of marriage." "I didn't let you get married." Mika interrupted his assumption, "Re-assume that one day in the future, robots will rise up and kill all human beings, leaving only Yifei, Nuolan and you! The robot forces you to choose One, they are watching! Only in this way can we make breeding records." "I still don't want to choose." Zeng Xiaoxian evaded the question again, so he couldn't even look at Guan Gu, but he still spoke plausibly, "If I choose, it will be useless. As the last male on earth, I want to Buy time for humanity's revenge." Yoyo had no choice but to change her mind and guide him: "No, the plot is not like this. You are not that important, the robot will kill you in minutes." Zeng Xiaoxian's usual sense of logic, which is not very good, is now super strong: "Kill me, then how do they record their breeding?" Meijia rushed to say: "Then there are Nuolan and Yifei. If it's not possible, they can also experiment." "She... two." Zeng Xiaoxian had a mean smile on his face, but he couldn't remember what questions to answer, and the test failed completely. Although the test failed, there were still some gains, that is, everyone began to have a little understanding of Zeng Xiaoxian's thinking mode.There are many kinds of Virgos. The psychological cleanliness mentioned by Yifei is an ordinary Virgo, and the infinite entanglement mentioned by Youyou is a literary Virgo, but Zeng Xiaoxian obviously belongs to the third type!What he cares about is completely different from ordinary people!As long as there is a choice, Zeng Xiaoxian's thinking will be like stepping on a banana peel, slipping and slipping to an inexplicable corner, and then falling into an endless loop.The final state of expression is to give up the choice, or in other words-inaction. For example, Yifei's explanation for the finger cake last time was that Zeng Xiaoxian didn't want it because it was dirty because Zhang Wei had bitten the finger cake.In fact, his real thought at the time was this: Ah!My bacon!This guy eats up the meat!Do I still want it?If the bacon is gone, will the pie still taste good?Maybe that's about the same.No!This is no longer a luxury version.How can it be worthy of my identity if it is not a luxury version?Finger cakes without bacon are like a life without self-demand, like a Spring Festival Gala without Zhao Benshan. Do I still watch this kind of Spring Festival Gala?dont see!Yeah, I didn't watch it anyway.Huh?Nuo Lan seems to want me to watch the Spring Festival Gala with her, what does she mean? ...Forget it, I don't want it anymore. This kind of Virgo thinks a lot and floats far away.They are afraid of making a decision, and the best way to do it is to give up making a decision!So Guan Gu began to accept Yifei's argument. Since Zeng Xiaoxian had been going astray in the face of Nuo Lan, her deletion of WeChat would not have too much impact. Anyway, he would give up making a decision, neither accepting nor rejecting it.Then Nuolan didn't get an answer, so she should continue.Now that she's hinted at it eight or nine times, there will be another one soon. next time?After listening to Guan Gu's analysis, such a picture could not help appearing in Yifei's mind—— Two years later, Zeng Xiaoxian's mobile phone fell into Yifei's place again.Yifei came to find Guan Gu to give her a mobile phone, but Guan Gu was thinking about going to the hospital to accompany Youyou to give birth. When she heard the voice of WeChat on the mobile phone, she pressed it absent-mindedly, and Nuo Lan's voice came out: "Xiaoxian, it's me, Nuolan. I haven’t contacted you for a long time. How are you? I left a message to tell you that I’m getting married. These days I’ve been thinking, if you gave me an affirmative answer two years ago, would it still be like this now? If You hear this WeChat message, reply me, there is still time. I will wait for you. " "I said there will be a tenth time." Guan Gu had a familiar expression.Yifei said to himself: "Anyway, Zeng Xiaoxian will go astray, it's not bad." Then he deleted the WeChat account, as the saying goes, don't do anything, otherwise how can you explain to him what happened last time? Five years later, the same scene happened again.The difference is that the iPhone in Yifei's hand has become an extended version, and Guan Gu is holding the baby in his hand, busy feeding with a breastfeeding device. It was Nuolan's WeChat again: "Xiaoxian, it's me, Nuolan. I'm divorced again. Don't feel sorry for me. I did this because I still have you in my heart. Three years ago, I left you a message, but you still Did not come to me. I was thinking, if you showed up at that time, would it still be like this now? If you hear this WeChat message, come to me, I will wait for you!" It has become a routine procedure to delete again and again. Twenty years later, Yifei is already dressed in middle age, and Guan Gu's son, Guan Gu Mystery, has grown into a handsome young man, just like a replica of Guan Gu's youth.Yifei was holding the ultra-long and surreal version of the iPhone 18, and asked Guan Gu how to operate it. WeChat also evolved into Chaoxin at that time, and the voice prompts are still the same!Xiaoguan swipe the screen, and Nuolan's holographic interface appears in front of his eyes, but Huafa has been born, and he is no longer youthful and charming. "Xiaoxian, it's me, Nuolan. I'm married again. But I'm still waiting for you. If you think about it, you can open the QQ portal with a swipe of your finger, and you can travel over to see me. I'll wait for you. " Yifei was still marveling at the power of technology, so Xiaoguan deleted Chaoxin without any hassle. This time it was Yifei's turn to ask anxiously, "Why did you delete it?" Xiaoguan replied: "Father said, all the news about this aunt will be deleted for you. Aunt Yifei, you are not a Virgo, are you?" "Nonsense, I'm not that bad constellation." Yifei denied it. Xiaoguan looked at her curiously, as if she had a Virgo sign on her body: "Then why haven't you and Uncle Xiaoxian made any progress for so many years? According to the comic book drawn by Dad, it's called fantasy wandering tangled syndrome,临床表现为——不作为！” 一菲想得出神，连关谷不停叫她她都没听见，突然没头脑地蹦出来一句：“我不是处女座！我不是！” 思前想后，一菲还是决定要告诉曾小贤真相，他怎么跑偏是他的性格，但了解事实和做选择是他的权利。找了好多借口，她才七弯八拐地说：“前天晚上我还你手机的时候，诺澜给你发了条微信，但我不小心删掉了，可能你触屏有问题。” 曾小贤好像并不在意，只随口问她说了什么。 “她说她要去美国培训半年，想要你给她个答复，关于你们俩的关系。还说今晚会在餐馆等你。想通了赶紧去。”一菲也假装随意地说。 确定这不是一菲的恶作剧，曾小贤开始纠结，诺澜真的要去美国？she serious?决定……他有什么好决定的！ “你自己判断，我只是个传话的，任务完成了。你自己决定，别告诉我，我丝毫不感兴趣，拜拜。”说完，一菲就往门口走，突然转身又补了一句，“你自己——做正确的——决定！” “今晚，美国，决定……”曾小贤一边自言自语，一边拿起电话。 一菲心里想着“关我屁事”，实在忍不住又问：“你这么快就打电话，不再想想？” 曾小贤回答：“我不是打给诺澜，我只是想叫个手抓饼外卖。” 一菲一听又发飙了：“贱人！人家女孩子放下矜持等着你个大老爷们儿，你却在这儿叫外卖！” 曾小贤心想，这件事挺尴尬的，还没想好怎么说，总之不管怎样都挺费脑子的，先吃饱才有力气思考嘛。想着，他突然高兴地喊道：“哎！有了，我可以……” “假装没有听到这条微信，然后把一切拖到以后再说？”一菲替他说完。 小贤惊叹：“哇！你属蛔虫啊！” 一菲拍着桌子大声说：“听着！这根本不能算是个决定！你拖得了一时拖不了一世，拜托给我个明确的答案好不好。——以观众的立场。” “什么？培根没了。”曾小贤答非所问，还在热情地讨论手抓饼的事。一菲上前挂掉他的电话，又在催他：“拜托把你那些二货德行收起来一晚上！做个干脆的决定，否则人家肠子都痒了！听到没有！” 曾小贤盯着她，犹豫了好几秒，突然笑了：“那……好吧，能答应我个事吗？” 一菲戒备着：“说。” “帮我做份蛋炒饭，等我回来。”说着，曾小贤轻轻把一菲拥入怀里，安慰似的在她背上拍了拍，像是已经做好一个重大的决定，大踏步离去。 曾小贤能够如期赴约，诺澜心里又开始有了希望，一面热切地盼着他能回应自己的柔情，一面又担心被他拒绝而忐忑不安。千言万语，只化作幽怨的一句：“你还是来了。” “培训的机会很难得。听说加州挺热的，别着凉了。”曾小贤呵呵地笑着，心里盘算着该怎么开口拒绝她。 诺澜听他前言不搭后语，明显心不在焉，提醒他：“我不是来找你谈这些的。” “对，离别太伤感，聊点儿别的吧。你要吃手抓饼吗？”可能曾小贤都没意识到自己跑偏得有多厉害，诺澜却察觉到他的躲闪和冷淡，低下头，眼泪在眼眶里直打转。曾小贤看在眼里，不由得心软，只是不知道该怎么安慰她，又不至于被她误会：“你怎么啦，别这样，也就半年，回来咱们还是……搭档。” 搭档……诺澜轻轻摇头，想要否决这个答案，眼泪也随着大颗地掉落下来。这就是他的回答，一切都是自己自作多情。 曾小贤的心全乱了，暗想：怎么办？what to do?她哭了，她是认真的。诺澜挺可怜的，对我也不错，我也挺喜欢她的，但这不是……哎呀，我还没准备好……别逼我了吧，她今天一定喝多了。要不干脆灌醉她，从长计议…… 他正要习惯性地转移话题，避实就虚，抬头一看，眼前的诺澜竟然变成了一菲？ ! “再跑偏，蛋炒饭就没了，弹一闪要不要？”一菲凶巴巴地逼他，“做个干脆的决定，否则人家肠子都痒了！听到没有！” 难道你也希望我……可是……曾小贤看着一菲，冲动地握住她的手，那么多年的纠结和暗恋，那些胆怯，那些委屈，几乎要冲口而出。 “一菲”温柔地回应握住了他的手，曾小贤一惊醒过神来，发现眼前还是诺澜！她泪光闪动着问他：“你有没有喜欢过我？” 你这该死的温柔，让我心在痛泪在流……曾小贤躲无可躲，逃无可逃，终于沦陷。 夜深了，一菲趴在桌上，还在等。 手机上有微博更新的消息，打开一看，映入眼帘的是一张手拉手的照片，执着、坚定。诺澜的配词：老天让你等，是为了让你遇到对的人。此刻的幸福，上苍眷顾，感恩！@曾小贤V（更新于1分钟前）。 是应该祝福吗？怎么再勉强也挤不出来一个微笑？是该放手吗？一菲看看桌上那碗早已凉了的蛋炒饭，心也跟着凉了。