Chapter 6 Chapter Five Inception

After being completely disappointed with Ziqiao, Meijia became stronger and decided to face her future life alone. She regarded herself as a mother-to-be. Friends and relatives.No, she called everyone to the bar, forcing everyone to drink milk with her and talk about children. "Yesterday I bought a Justin Bieber CD and I can definitely feel that he's still keeping the beat." Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help ridiculing her: "This baby is really not an ordinary person, even Justin knows him, but he doesn't know who his real father is." Youyou patted him hard, and Zeng Xiaoxian immediately changed his words: "I mean... that's right, single mothers are most afraid of being alone, so it is necessary to create a lively illusion for their children."

Now even Guan Gu couldn't listen anymore, so he punched him. "Even if the child doesn't have a father, at least..." Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to say more, but with Yifei covering his mouth, he could only make bird sounds. Meijia saw that everyone was nervous for her, but she didn't take it seriously. She smiled and said, "It's okay, I've seen it for a long time. Single mothers can be happy too. There are many great role models in history. Mencius' mother, Yue Fei's mother , and Nu Wa are all my idols." Is Nuwa considered a single mother?Sure enough, mathematics is taught by physical education teachers, and history is taught by mathematics teachers.But Meijia naturally has her logic. Nuwa's children are made out of mud by her. When did she rely on a man?All in all, children are the sustenance of women.With him, no blow can stop Mika from living a great life!

With this understanding and attitude, Meijia finally voluntarily went to the hospital for a blood test, but the result of the blood test report surprised her, she was not pregnant!The doctor said that the pregnancy result of the pregnancy test stick test may just be a false pregnancy reaction caused by the side effect of the drug.As for Mika’s feeling that the child was beating to Justin’s rhythm, it was a typical flatulence, maybe it was just drinking too much milk! After a long time, it was an oolong, and the relatives and friends were shocked when they heard it.Surprised, rejoiced, and regretted, I couldn't help but think, if Meijia is not pregnant, is Ziqiao innocent?The results of the small-probability events of finding the dragon ruler and tossing a coin are not scientific at all.

While discussing, Ziqiao rushed in excitedly, shouting: "Meijia! Meijia!" Meijia greeted her, and the two said in unison: "I have something to tell you... you go first... no, I will go first." Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help interjecting: "I think Meijia's matter is more important." Zi Qiao yelled at him, "Shut up!" "The test report came out, and I'm not pregnant." Meijia said first. Hearing the news, Zi Qiao was not as relieved as everyone expected. Instead, he was silent for a while, and suddenly laughed wildly. While laughing, he said inexplicably: "I guessed it. The fourth! It must be the first Quadruple! There is no end! Balcony, balcony!"

Under the surprised eyes of everyone, Ziqiao climbed up to the balcony without hesitation, and shouted: "I'm not playing anymore!" Before he finished speaking, he jumped down... What fourth layer?Why did Zi Qiao jump off the building? !pregnancy?or die? !Things have to start from 18 hours ago. Ever since she realized that Meijia's pregnancy might really be related to her, Ziqiao became completely out of shape, and even lost her mind when picking up girls. Recently, I don't know how many times she was dumped by beautiful women because of some low-level mistakes.Yifei saw it and asked him if he was worried about Meijia.

"It's not mine, I'm innocent, look at the flying saucer!" Zi Qiao seemed to have been poked in the butt by a needle, and she stood up and wanted to bounce it away. Yifei felt strange, and smiled, "I didn't say the child was yours, did I?" Ziqiao had no choice but to explain that he was actually a conditioned reflex. Recently, he was always wondering which grandson did what happened to Meijia, so he was always distracted.Mika is everyone's friend. As a man, his natural sense of responsibility prevents him from standing idly by.Seeing his various little expressions, Yifei had already guessed exactly what was going on in his mind, but instead of exposing him, she changed the topic, advising him not to be too sad, and not to get obsessive-compulsive disorder if he didn't pay attention.For example, there is a professor in their school, who is usually good, but one day, he suddenly started to worry about whether he had turned off the gas when he went out in the morning... He was fidgeting all day, and went back to check—it was indeed turned off!The house burned down, and then he was completely depressed.

Ziqiao was chilled when he heard it, but he said bravely that he had first-class mental quality, no problem, and he would definitely be able to hold it. "That's good, don't think about anything, and be careful not to be stupid." Yifei said again, "But obsessive-compulsive disorder really needs to be taken seriously. I know a psychiatrist named Yu Li, who is very good. Would you like to introduce it to you?" She said she refused, but she has been in a lot of states lately, and Ziqiao was a little uncertain. After thinking about it, she decided to see a psychiatrist.It's just that when I arrived at the clinic, I was timid and refused to tell the truth. I only said that a friend encountered a little problem, so I came to consult.

Yu Li comforted him gently, he is a professional psychologist, let Zi Qiao relax, treat this place like home, everyone is open and honest, and see each other frankly.So Ziqiao began to tell his own—no, his cousin's story.My cousin has a close relationship with a friend of the opposite sex, and one day they clashed...the girl told him afterwards...she was pregnant.But the girl clarified that the child should not belong to her cousin.The question now is what should the cousin do. The doctor suggested that it is better to assume that from now on, Zi Qiao is the protagonist of the story.The key to solving the problem is that the boy should follow your heart!If Zi Qiao has been worried and unable to express his true emotions, it is better to let the doctor hypnotize him a little bit, and let his subconscious mind make decisions for him.

Zi Qiao's eyes widened in disbelief: "Hypnosis? Have you watched too many sci-fi dramas?" Yu Li said confidently: "I have received the most formal hypnosis training in the United States. Moreover, I have the most professional equipment." With that said, he took out a yo-yo.Although the tools seemed unprofessional, and Ziqiao didn’t cooperate with Ziqiao when he was concentrating, the doctor still insisted, and explained in his ear: “There are three types of human brain waves, respectively. It is alpha wave, theta wave and delta wave. Amplify the alpha wave and reduce theta wave. Adjust the reflex arc so that it is critical between theta and delta..."

After a while, the yo-yo, whom Joe thought was too weak, put him to sleep.The doctor saw that he was fast asleep, and slipped quietly into the back room.When he walked forward, Ziqiao opened his eyes on the back foot, thinking that this cheating doctor tried every means to trick him into falling asleep, what kind of medicine is sold in the gourd? There was a faint voice coming from the cubicle, and Zi Qiao tiptoed over, opened the door, and found that the doctor was playing "Diablo 3" with headphones on!He was still shouting excitedly: "Be careful, three blue monsters, blasphemy + plague! The monks go up, the archers move!"

Depend on!Coax guests to sleep, play games by yourself, and charge by the hour when it's over!Is this also called a professional doctor? "Let's play slowly, I won't accompany you anymore." Zi Qiao said to himself, and sneaked away. Unknowingly came to the bar, Ziqiao leaned on the bar with a glass of wine, looking restless.Is it because Mercury has reversed recently, the fleeting time is unfavorable, and everything is not suitable?First of all, Jenny, a rich girl who recently hooked up, talked about letting her father inject capital. I don’t know how to know that a woman has conceived his flesh and blood. Not only did he want to quit, but he also advised him to organize it earlier. The family, giving people a name, dumped him for no reason.There is also the beautiful Bobbi, the two of them got along well at first, and they wanted to go to Lop Nur to explore together. Now I don’t know where I got the news that he has a child. She also gave baby shoes, and introduced their company’s baby services and baby products. Photography, baby haircut, postpartum rehabilitation, maternal and child care one-stop, where there is a little bit of friendship, only the transaction. All the former lovers came to say goodbye, and wished him a good father, like someone pasted a note on his back saying "I'm going to be a father", making it known to everyone that Zi Qiao couldn't think of it. I think there must be a conspiracy!Someone must be messing with him on purpose.But who would it be?Meijia has already taken the initiative to return his innocence. Zeng Xiaoxian and Guan Gu are good buddies, they are loyal, and they will definitely not do such a boring thing. Even Yoyo and Yifei have been too busy recently and have no time to care about him. Who is doing it? mischief?Everyone agreed that it was Zi Qiao who was paranoid and frightened himself to play, so he proposed to have some fun for him and hold a unique ultimate uniform party in the apartment! Students, OLs, nurses, stewardesses... The apartment was bustling with people coming and going. Zeng Xiaoxian was wearing a handsome navy uniform, and Guan Gu was wearing a traditional samurai uniform.And Lu Ziqiao, who has always loved this kind of occasion the most, specially put on her special uniform for Shenlong Tail, golden dragon robe pajamas, with a golden tie, and sprayed Lingshi all over her body, determined to be on this extraordinary night, Get all his confidence back and ride his horse again. The first goal is the healing department.Soon Ziqiao found a beautiful woman dressed as a nurse, and pulled Guan Gu over to strike up a conversation: "Hi, there is a huge crowd, I saw you at a glance, Miss Nightingale, you are very special." The nurse smiled shyly and asked cooperatively, "What department do you want to see?" Ziqiao smiled confidently, her eyes sparkling: "Internal Medicine, I feel like I have a fever when I see you." The nurse smiled again: "It's a mistake, I don't give anti-fever injections, I'm in the obstetrics and gynecology department. I only give women abortion injections." When Ziqiao heard about obstetrics and gynecology, miscarriage, etc., she choked up and sprayed the nurse's clothes with a gulp of wine.The nurse stormed off, losing the initial battle. Ziqiao summed up the reasons for the failure: first, the goal was too weak; second, Guan Gu was too uncooperative.So, Xiaoxian was replaced as wingman.The second goal is a teacher with a very literary temperament. First of all, Zeng Xiaoxian went to strike up a conversation, teacher, hello!Hello students!The progress is smooth, and there is no danger by visual inspection, and then the little nocturnal dragon-Lu Xiaobu will be launched! Ziqiao greeted the teacher gracefully and implicitly: "Hello, Sensai." The teacher smiled sweetly, but what he said was unexpected: "I know you. You are Xiaobu's father!" Ziqiao was so startled that he was about to spit out another sip of wine, Zeng Xiaoxian whispered beside him, it was just a parent meeting mode!Don't be surprised.So Ziqiao forcibly held back, swallowed the wine again, adjusted her smile, bowed slightly, and said humbly, "Teacher, I have troubled you a lot." The teacher smiled charmingly, "How about buying me a drink, and we can talk about Xiaobu's performance in school." On weekdays, Ziqiao was very good at this, but today he rushed to say: "The child is not mine." The teacher was taken aback, and Zeng Xiaoxian hurried over to lie. Homework is not in his control. The teacher entered the role but couldn't get out, and asked again: "Is the mother here? I can talk to her." But Ziqiao said anxiously: "They say the child is not mine anymore. How do I know who the mother is?" The good atmosphere was froze again, and World War II failed again. Everyone kindly organized a party for Zi Qiao, who knew that he seemed to be short-circuited, not only smashing his own stage, but also making everyone unhappy.The result of Zeng Xiaoxian's discussion with Guan Gu is that Zi Qiao probably already has a mental disorder. Ziqiao categorically denied it, and even said: "Impossible, there must be something wrong. Could it be that my uniform is wrong?" Zeng Xiaoxian thought about it, and felt that it made sense, as the saying goes: If the horoscope is not hard enough, the dragon robe cannot be worn.Maybe Zi Qiao was trapped by the dragon robe, so he couldn't exert his usual charm.Right now, a new uniform is urgently needed, a uniform that can change his fate! Just as they were talking, Yoyo and Yifei rushed over, took out the uniforms they had prepared a long time ago, and helped Ziqiao change into them.Kangaroo outfit - the legendary good dad's uniform, plus a huge milk bottle, all alive! Ziqiao found out that she had been fooled, and kept struggling to take off her dad's uniform, but Zeng Xiaoxian said that this was a big matter to change her horoscope, so how could she take it off casually.Zi Qiao finally understood that the big guys must have united to punish him, first fooling him into saying it was a uniform party, and then forcing him to submit. Yifei smiled: "Who said this is a uniform party, in fact, this is a surprise party." With a gesture, a huge banner fell from midair—Congratulations to Zi Qiao on becoming a father!Everyone applauded and whistled, and Ziqiao said embarrassingly that it was a misunderstanding. He had never confessed about the child, not to mention that Meijia had already cleared him of his innocence. The nurse pointed at him and said, "Stop pretending, look at your back!" Zi Qiao turned around and found that a note had been pasted on her back at some point: "I'm going to be a father!" Zi Qiao couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted: "Enough! It's just a prop, it's their prank, do you really take it seriously?!" The teacher asked: "Is the baby on your chest a prop?" "Of course..." Zi Qiao looked down, and the doll on her chest was actually alive, and she looked up at him with a smile.He was so scared that he let out a scream of "ah...". "Ah!" Ziqiao screamed, and suddenly "woke up" from the sofa, looking around, it was still an empty psychological clinic, so it was just a dream?Looking at his watch, he only slept for five minutes.Could it be that he was really hypnotized just now? Ziqiao pushed open the door of the inner room and found that the doctor was still playing Diablo 3 with headphones on, muttering, "Drop the gold outfit! Drop the gold outfit! Hey! What rubbish equipment!" He didn't even finish a single game!No matter how Zi Qiao thought about it, she felt indignant, she really cheated her father, what kind of doctor?Lie to the patient to sleep, not to mention playing games by himself, but also let him have a nightmare! "I'm not going to pay!" As he spoke, he slipped away again. Zi Qiao returned to the apartment, and while packing her luggage, she called Xiao Hei and asked him to help him get a boat ticket so that he could go out and avoid the limelight for a while.All kinds of things in the dream made him understand that this romantic debt is not an ordinary trouble, and he must avoid it! Although Zi Qiao really couldn't do such a dishonorable thing, seeing the group photo of everyone on the table, Zi Qiao felt even more hesitant, but sooner or later he couldn't hide the matter about Meijia and the child, and if he didn't run away, he would eventually Then the nightmare will come true!If you don't want to leave and stay out of it, unless you have a top contractor who can help him take care of everything. While talking, Yifei's voice came from a distance: "I didn't expect psychotherapy to be so effective for 'Paper Joe'." Ziqiao hung up the phone in a hurry, and hid behind the wall without even having time to hide the suitcase. A group of people walked into the apartment, leisurely recalling Yifei's words just now: "I said I should have recommended him to see it a long time ago." Guan Gu retorted angrily: "Don't talk nonsense, 'Paper Joe' has always been a good man, the treatment didn't change him, it just activated his true, kind and beautiful soul." "That's right. For the title of a good man, he ranks second. Who dares to rank first?" It's okay to say this from someone else, but it was said by Zeng Xiaoxian, who has always regarded himself as a good man. Can't believe my ears! Zi Qiao turned his head. First of all, it seems that everyone planned to go to the psychiatric hospital, and even set him up. Change your mind and make everyone look different?But he slipped out of the clinic and hasn't run into a single person in the apartment yet? Just as he was wondering, what Yoyo said next almost made him stumble, "This ending is so beautiful. When 'Zhi Qiao' confessed his love to Mika just now, I cried until my make-up was all over." Biao... Confession?What play is this in? "Shh! They're here!" Zeng Xiaoxian made a gesture, and everyone stood side by side, shouting in unison, "Welcome back!" And Meijia walked in with a strange man on her arm, with a sweet, happy and satisfied smile on her face.Just now they were "Paper Joe" and "Paper Joe", Zi Qiao thought it was because they had burned their tongues after eating hot pot, how could "Paper Joe" be someone else, and it wasn't him who was talking about it? ! Everyone sat together affectionately, chatting non-stop.Ziqiao also forced herself to calm down and listened carefully to what they were saying. After a while, she finally got a general idea.The counterfeit Paper Joe seemed to have done what he was supposed to do. He confessed his love to Mika, admitted that he was the father of Mika's child, and expressed his willingness to take responsibility.Not only did everyone completely forgive him, but they were also deeply impressed by his courageous spirit, and wished him and Mika the best wishes for the future.Yoyo and Guan Gu even wrote a special song to wish Zhiqiao! Ziqiao couldn't help but wanted to go out and expose the counterfeit, but suddenly she heard Meijia yell "Yeah", and shrank back in fright. It turned out that Meijia found the suitcase that Zi Qiao hadn't hidden in time, and asked worriedly, "Jiao Qiao, is this your suitcase? Where are you going?" Zhi Qiao replied calmly: "Ah... I think, since we're already together, I'll just move in next door to live with you. Sorry, I haven't asked for your opinion yet." I...Zi Qiao was furious when he heard that, this counterfeit actually wanted to take advantage of Meijia, Meijia, hurry up, the Tathagata palm slaps him, he won't die if you slap him! "If..." Meijia opened her eyes wide, raised her arms, but suddenly smiled sweetly, wrapped her arms around Zhiqiao's neck, leaned on his chest shyly, and said in a low voice: "If this is the case, I will die happily .” Zi Qiao almost turned her back in anger, but who knew that other people would also scramble for Zhi Qiao.Guan Gu said that they are not willing to give up Zhiqiao, so it is better for Meijia to move here.Yifei said that Zhanbo had just left, and the place next door was big, and she would have a baby in the future, so she needed space.Yoyo supports Zhi Qiao to live with them as a little aunt... The result of the dispute is that Zhi Qiao lived here on 135, 246 lived next door, and Sunday was a two-person world with Meijia... … Everyone was happy with the arrangement, and everyone booed in unison.Youyou remembered that today was an odd number, and yelled at everyone to help Meijia pack up and move.Everyone cheered and left.Cheers, cheers your sister!Ziqiao chased after him angrily, "Hey! What do you want to do? Who agrees that Meijia will move here!" Zhi Qiao was the only one left in the room, sitting on the sofa, looking at Zi Qiao curiously, and asked, "Didn't you leave?" The counterfeit actually knew him, and said that he was the one who asked him to come here.Zi Qiao became even more dizzy, and yelled at him angrily and anxiously: "Dare to ask this brother, who the hell are you?!" Zhiqiao said calmly: "I am the topping maker you reserved. I came here only after hearing your call. It is my professional quality to be there anytime. The topping maker is usually invisible, but once you If we are tempted and affect the order of time and space, we will come out to maintain balance and avoid unpredictable chaos." What kind of job is it? To fuck with your uncle's quality, Zi Qiao felt scolded in his heart.Zhi Qiao continued to explain that if Zi Qiao left the love apartment, there would be a big hole in his time and space, and Zhi Qiao was the one who stayed to fill the hole and had his ass wiped. Zi Qiao: "You are not me! Why should you replace me? You six-eared macaque, where did you come from?" Zhiqiao replied coldly: "I am not you, I am Lu Zhiqiao. Do you think I like being you? Who asked me to get the bag for you? Look at the basket you poked out, and you know that I want to spend money. How much effort will it take to settle it? Now that the topping job has started, I have my professional ethics. Do you think that if you tell me to leave, I should leave? You are the one who should not exist, and the one who wants to leave is You. You're leaving anyway, isn't this what you want? There is no burden, and you can continue to gallop from today. You have to drive." Zi Qiao was so choked by him that he couldn't speak, and he couldn't see it, so it's better to get back to his state first, and then come to this guy to settle the score.So he ignored him and continued to organize the boxes, put his beloved flying chess in his jacket pocket, and went to get the group photo again, only to find that the person in the photo had been replaced by "Paper Joe". "Don't worry, I'm very professional." Seeing Zi Qiao's flustered expression, Zhi Qiao couldn't help laughing.Just when a phone call came in, Zhi Qiao answered the phone and continued to persuade patiently: "I'm leaving, they said they want to celebrate me and Meijia. Before they see you, hurry up and leave the rest. me." celebrate?Zi Qiao was about to explode with anger, she froze for a moment, and chased him out! The farce is still going on. In the bar, there are still familiar scenes and familiar friends. The difference is that the crowd surrounded by friends is the counterfeit Paper Joe! "To our cutest roommate——Paper Joe!" Everyone laughed and raised their glasses to congratulate. Yoyo took out a credit card, handed it to Qiao Zhi, and said, "This is a gift from my little aunt, the childcare fund, from today onwards, just use it!" Guan Gu nodded affirmatively: "Although it is my credit card, it is a supreme honor to lend money to my best brother." Zeng Xiaoxian took out his own car key and gave it to Qiao Zhi, and said with a smile: "What is borrowing! Take it, my car will be yours from now on!" Zhiqiao took the things from everyone one by one, and said politely: "How dare you do this? I will find a stable job as soon as possible, so that my family can feel more secure!" Yifei couldn't help admiring: "Listen to what he said, what a man!" Zeng Xiaoxian shouted anxiously: "Qi Qiao's quotations! Record and record!" Guan Gu actually took out a notebook and began to write carefully what Zhi Qiao said. Yoyo is still carefully checking every sentence on the side, asking him to memorize it completely, so as not to miss any essential parts. Uncle can bear it, but aunt can't bear it anymore!Zi Qiao heard goosebumps, rushed over and shouted: "Hey! I'm here, I'm not going anywhere. Don't listen to this dead monkey's gossip!" But the strange thing is that everyone ignored him.Zi Qiao raised his voice again, and shouted: "This is the end of the prank show!" Everyone still pretended that he didn't exist. "I've lost my face! I've really lost my face!" Zi Qiao said while walking around the room several times, only to realize that everyone really couldn't see him!He couldn't help but froze. Friends are generous, and even Meijia said that she wants to work hard to make money and share the family, while Zhiqiao only needs to let her ideals fly! "I've been looking forward to it for a long time and finally I'm looking forward to today. I've endured for a long time and finally realized my dream. Those unchanging winds and frosts have long been indifferent... I don’t want to be tired if I’m tired!" Listening to them happily envisioning the future, they beat the time and sang songs , Zi Qiao really wants to kneel. What's even more exasperating is that Zeng Xiaoxian actually approached the two beauties Jenny and Bobbi at the bar, saying that he could ask them to help pass the loneliness when everyone was away, Zhiqiao let her dreams fly and was tired.Although Chi Qiao vowed that she could no longer tolerate any opposite sex except Meijia, but the beauties actually said that they would be willing to be a backup? ! Zhiqiao accused Guan Gu and Xiaoxian of causing so much trouble in his relationship with Mika, but Mika actually stood up and said that she arranged all of this! "I know you are a wild and unrestrained man. How can I tie you down? You belong to me and belong to the world. I don't want to see you suppress loneliness for me. So, forgive me for begging Teacher Zeng in private He Guan Gu helped you find two older sisters, so I will feel better." Nani? !Zi Qiao couldn't help but hit the wall. Therefore, Zhi Qiao shamelessly expressed respect rather than obedience, and everyone was not ashamed, but proud, and became happier, and proposed to hold a ludo party! Ziqiao finally took advantage of the gap, took out the small flying chess box from his pocket, stood in front of everyone and shouted: "Enough! Look! The flying chess is here! I am Lu Ziqiao!" But everyone still regarded him as air . "Don't struggle, you have no identity, everyone can't see you, didn't you notice?" Zhi Qiao sneered behind him. "You must have tampered with and returned my world to me!" Zi Qiao shouted at him angrily. Zhi Qiao sneered: "Do you think you would have the same treatment?" "It's up to you! Even if everyone kills me, I will die here instead of watching a monkey perform here." Ziqiao said as he was furiously trying to grab his clothes. It actually passed through his chest without feeling anything. Zhi Qiao looked at him like a monkey: "I told you earlier, you don't belong to this space anymore." Zi Qiao answered him unwillingly: "I think it's because of you——it doesn't exist at all." "Oh?" Zhi Qiao smiled contemptuously, "If I don't exist, what is it?" As he said that, he punched Ziqiao in the face, and there was a "bang". "Ah!" Zi Qiao woke up from the sofa with her left eye covered, and found that it was still a dream!Is there a mistake?I was beaten in my dream, but it still hurts when I wake up?It was still in the consulting room, and there was a loud shout from inside: "The big pineapple is in the dungeon, don't be caught by it! You idiot!" Well, you don't need to look any more, the idiot doctor is still playing games. Suddenly the phone rang, Zi Qiao picked up the phone, and a anxious voice came from inside: "Zi Qiao! Where are you?" "Little aunt, you recognize me! You finally recognize me!" Ziqiao was so excited that she almost cried, "Where is Meijia, is she with you?" Yoyo replied impatiently: "Nonsense, of course." Ziqiao took a deep breath and said seriously: "Just now I had a very strange dream. I understand that I want to decide my own destiny, and I will never allow others to replace me. Let Meijia answer the phone, I want to talk to you If she talks about it, there must be a way to get the best of both worlds." "What are you talking about at a time like this, come to the hospital soon, Mika is about to give birth prematurely! We've already arrived, what are you still doing? Hurry up!" Yoyo said and hung up the phone. pregnancy?Isn't she just pregnant?Still dreaming, the appraisal is complete!Zi Qiao was talking to himself when the doctor suddenly patted him from behind. Ziqiao finally saw the savior, and asked anxiously: "You have finally finished the game! Tell me what's going on. Why am I always dreaming? I'm the third one and I haven't finished it yet." The doctor smiled and said: "It's not the third one, it's the third dream. I should congratulate you. You already know that you are dreaming. This is a very rare state. Although the dream is fake, the thoughts reflected in your heart are quite different. explain the problem." "I'm not playing anymore." Zi Qiao began to pinch himself hard, but no matter how hard he pinched, there was no response at all.The doctor laughed again: "Have you read "Inception"? Have you ever seen Leonardo wake up by pinching himself? The deeper the dream, the weaker the pain, and the harder it is to wake up. Unless you jump from a high altitude, A huge explosion, or a major blow to wake up." Ziqiao said bitterly: "Then I'll go buy a firecracker right now, and die with you." "You don't want to see if the child is yours? This is the best chance to follow your heart." The doctor's words behind him made Ziqiao stop involuntarily, touching her heart involuntarily.The doctor added: "Accept or reject, face or avoid, just see if the child looks like you will know." Anyway, it's just a dream, no one can do anything to me.Zi Qiao thought about it and decided to go to the delivery room right away!The doctor smiled and said, "Please, this is a dream, do you still have to run?" After speaking, Zi Qiao appeared in the hospital instantly with a snap of his fingers. Yoyo, Guan Gu, Xiaoxian, and Yifei are all there. Fortunately, everyone's thoughts are on Meijia. No one thinks too much about why Ziqiao suddenly appeared, or that these people in the dream are relatively slow to react.Looking at the few friends who had lost and found again, Ziqiao was full of emotions. Does this mean that everyone is drunk and only sober?Or, in fact, he is the only one who is dreaming, and the others are awake? Yoyo was still describing the scene where everyone was rushing to send Mika to the hospital. A doctor came out of the operating room and said seriously: "The patient is premature and dystocia, and has flatulence. She needs to be operated on immediately. Which of you is her relative?" Yifei replied: "We are just her roommates." The doctor asked again, who is her lover?Everyone looked at Zi Qiao together.Ziqiao replied vaguely: "Me?...Does it count? Whatever." "Human life is at stake. Is it right?" The doctor said with a straight face, "If it is true, it should be the first time to stand up. The patient is very dangerous and needs a signature from someone who can take responsibility." Ziqiao said "hmm" again to show his acknowledgment, and everyone helped to prove that it was him, it was him.But the doctor didn't believe it, and asked Ziqiao to provide proof and fill out a "Do you know your lover——Questionnaire". The mortals in these dreams are really messing around and unreasonable, so it’s fine to fill in the form, what kind of messy topic?What does your lover like sweet or hot?Which finger does she use to touch the screen?Which magazine does she like to read when she goes to the bathroom?How many pieces does she usually peel when eating bananas?Others are still saying that these questions are very informative, boasting that the hospital is very professional and the doctors are very responsible.Zi Qiao really wanted to scold a few words to vent her anger, but after thinking about it, let it go, they are just a bunch of NPCs in the dream, no matter how nonsense the dream is, they are all made by themselves, so what's the use of scolding them! Zi Qiao filled out the answer sheet casually and threw it to the doctor impatiently. "I'm sorry, I failed!" The doctor said coldly, "Is your lover the best? According to regulations, we cannot accept your signature." It was important to save lives, everyone begged for mercy again and again, the doctor agreed to give it another chance, and handed over another form, this time it was "Things Your Lover Did for You in Those Years——Questionnaire".The question is equally strange, has she ever been jealous and angry at your bohemian?Has she made dim sum for you, or cooked vegetables?Has she ever forgiven your mistakes?Did she cry when she kissed you? Scenes from the past came to mind, and Ziqiao's hand holding the pen began to tremble slightly.This time the answer sheet got a perfect score, and the doctor said that Ziqiao's signature was valid and he could go in. Suddenly the nurse rushed out and whispered something to the doctor. The doctor announced coldly: "Mr. Lu, there is no need to sign. Ms. Chen missed the best rescue time... I am very sorry." Everyone was stunned and distraught, Zi Qiao rushed forward to argue with the doctor, the nurse reminded: "The patient's family members hurry in, the patient's condition is very bad, she has something to tell you." Zi Qiao couldn't help it. He didn't let go of the guy for a while, and ran in with the nurse. Meijia lay quietly on the bed in the intensive care unit, her face was so pale that it was almost the same color as the bed sheet.Seeing Zi Qiao, there was a slight smile in her expectant eyes, and she said angrily, "Zi Qiao...you are finally here." Ziqiao felt weak all over and couldn't even stand upright, so she knelt down beside the bed and held Meijia's hand.Mika's slender fingers were icy cold, as if even the slightest bit of warmth was gradually being pulled away from her body.Ziqiao said incoherently: "It's all the doctor's fault for doing some inexplicable questions. But I get full marks for the second one!" "Hush..." Meijia pursed her lips and said softly, "I don't have much time left, I have a few words to tell you. Child, did you see that?" Zi Qiao said not yet. Meijia smiled, with two shallow dimples on the corners of her mouth: "It's a boy, everyone said it should be named Xiaobu." Ziqiao didn't turn her head, and asked in surprise, "His surname is Xiao?" Meijia smiled again: "Of course the surname is Lu. It's your child." Ziqiao felt a sharp pain in her heart, suppressed the tears in her eyes, and said sarcastically, "Little Lu, Xiaobu. It must have grown a bit." "But it's very domineering, isn't it? Ziqiao, I'm sorry I kept you in the dark for so long." Meijia's eyes began to drift away, as if trying to capture some memories, "That night, the night you helped me snatch the bracelet back, you do you remember?" Zi Qiao nodded: "I remember, I remember." Meijia frowned, and her expression was still a little tangled: "After I found out that I was pregnant, I was very tangled. I'm not sure how you would react when you found out. In the end, I decided to give birth to the child because he is so cute." Zi Qiao sniffed heavily, and said with a smile, "It must! His father is so handsome." "Smelly! My son is like my mother." Meijia was amused by him, and then frowned in pain. It took a while to relax, and then said, "I know you too well, and I don't want to force you. I know your nature is not bad, You are just afraid... so I want to wait with the baby, waiting for that day, unfortunately, I may not be able to wait." Ziqiao couldn't help but shed tears, and she spoke with a strong nasal voice: "Don't say stupid things? I told you to watch less idol dramas, and you always don't listen to them." Meijia's breath became weaker and weaker, and Ziqiao had to lean closer, almost putting her ear to her mouth. "Find a mother for your child, and find a home for yourself." Ziqiao was still pretending to be chic: "You have to help me check. I have so many girlfriends, I can't choose them." Meijia smiled with difficulty, and said intermittently: "Find someone you know and care about, know whether people like sweet or hot food, which finger to use when playing with mobile phones, what magazines to read when going to the toilet, and whoever eats bananas and peels them into pieces. A few petals... Then she is still willing to be jealous for you, even if she is angry, she is still willing to cook for you, forgive your mistakes, kiss her more when she has time, and don't let her tears fall on the ground... Take good care of Xiaobu. Otherwise, I'll take a sip of salt soda..." Before she finished speaking, Meijia slowly closed her eyes, two lines of tears flowed down her cheeks to the corners of her eyes, and then dripped onto Ziqiao's face.Ziqiao burst into tears: "Meijia, Meijia! Meijia! This is just a dream! It's not real! Meijia, wake up, you won't die, you won't die!" 佳人已逝，子乔独自一人坐在空空的走廊上，任他怎么说服自己，这是梦，这是假的，心里的痛却一阵强似一阵。心理医生于立不知什么时候站在了他身边，问他感觉怎么样。子乔不肯说话。 “谁是孩子的父亲？”一位护士匆匆跑过来，气喘吁吁地说，“目前孩子的情况很不稳定，需要输血。我们急需找到孩子的亲生父亲！” 于立说：“对不起，孩子的亲生父亲，我们真的不确定。” “我确定！”子乔猛地站起身来，“孩子是我的。我是孩子的父亲。” “不！我才是孩子的爸爸！”纸乔突然出现，对子乔眨眨眼，好像在说，“放心，我来顶包了”。 “六耳猕猴？！”子乔瞪大眼睛，“有没有搞错！你是上一层梦里的人，怎么跑到这层来了？” 于立在一边提醒：“看来你的梦境很不稳定，小心啊！” 小你姨妈家的西瓜皮啊！子乔看见冒牌货纸乔就气不打一处来，先是抢他的朋友、抢他的美嘉，现在居然还跳出来抢他的孩子！ “你的意识已经串线了，这样下去，你会掉到limbo世界里去的。”于立又大声提醒。 “该掉进去的应该是这个混蛋！”子乔把纸乔推到墙上，两人扭打成一团。 “我要跟你同归于尽！”子乔怒吼着醒来，发现自己把于立按在地上，吓了一跳，慌乱地站起身。窗外阳光灿烂，和之前梦境里飘浮破碎的样子截然不同。 “你醒啦？”于立微笑着起身，拉扯一下被子乔弄皱的衣服，“你这一觉睡得挺香啊。” 子乔的脑子还乱着，说话完全没条理：“你！应该在隔壁打游戏啊！不，你在产房，不！你说我去了limbo！” “梦还挺丰富的，找到答案了吗？”医生问他。子乔想起一个重要的问题，首先要确认自己是不是还在做梦。于立却只说看他如何理解，人生本来就是一场无尽的幻想，所谓花非花，梦非梦…… “快告诉我怎么才算真的醒了！”子乔大吼。医生拿出一个陀螺，说这就是子乔的盗梦图腾，如果它能停下，就说明他是真的醒了。子乔极不耐烦地转了一下，结果，30分钟过去了，陀螺还在转着。 “忘了告诉你了，这个陀螺是美国进口的，又叫无阻力小旋风，外加你刚才扔的力气大了点儿，我也不知道什么时候会停。”于立在边上碎碎念，“你可以再等会儿。不过，友情提示，我们这里是按小时收费的。” 子乔看看医生，再看看陀螺，心想，你这钱也太好挣了吧！抬手一指，“看飞碟！”于立抬头去看，待回过神来，子乔已经不见踪影。 此时，美嘉正在跟亲友团们解释为什么没有怀孕的事，子乔激动地冲进来，还在门口就大喊：“美嘉！美嘉！” 美嘉迎过去，两个人异口同声：“我有话和你说……你先说……不，我先说。” 曾小贤忍不住插嘴：“我觉得美嘉的事重要一点儿。” 子乔冲着他就是一声怒吼：“闭嘴！” “检测报告出来了，我没怀孕。”美嘉抢先说。 听了这个消息，子乔并没有像大家预料的那样如释重负，反而默默发了阵呆，忽然转而狂笑起来，一边笑，一边莫名其妙地说：“我就猜到了。第四重！一定是第四重！有完没完啊！” 突然他想起之前于立说的，除非从高空跳落，巨大爆炸，或者受到重大的心灵打击才能醒过来，子乔嘴里念着“阳台，阳台！”在众人诧异的眼神中冲了出去，爬上阳台，大喊一声：“老子不玩了！” “子乔，别啊！”众人跟着冲出来，可惜为时已晚，子乔已经飞身跳落。 美嘉捂着脸，不敢看，怯怯地问：“怎么没声啦？” 一菲又好气又好笑地回答：“他挂在歪脖子树上了。” 美嘉过去往下一看，子乔果然以一种奇形怪状的姿势挂在那棵歪脖子树上，艰难地挪动着，显然无大碍。 幸亏那棵歪脖子树，子乔总算福大命大，从六楼跳下去居然只是颈椎位移引起动脉受压迫使得交感神经敏感产生疼痛，也就是——脖子轻微扭伤！生理上的损伤不过如此，心理上的损伤可就不小了，那个好几重的噩梦让子乔心有余悸，住院观察这几天都不敢闭眼睛。 悠悠给子乔喂饭，关谷和曾小贤在一边调侃逗趣。美嘉进来了，本来精神萎靡的子乔立刻精神一振，连语气都忍不住地有些讨好：“你来看我啦，美嘉。” 美嘉满不在乎地回答：“哦，听说你出院了，我只是来确认一下你死了没有。” 听说一群人凑在一起，居然都在讨论子乔的梦，美嘉笑他们听个疯子说梦，真是吃多了撑的。 子乔激动地说：“美嘉！这个梦很复杂，很真实……而且跟你有关。” 美嘉不耐烦地说：“那行，说重点。” “梦里——你死了。”子乔调整情绪，试图找到合适的表达方式。美嘉听得一呆，但马上就平静下来，微笑着问：“哦，那你呢？” 子乔没觉察出美嘉的情绪，接着说：“我在旁边看着你啊。其实前面还有一大段，但这里开始才算重点。” 美嘉强忍着怒火，突然表情变得惊喜，高兴地喊：“咦？张益达！” 子乔闻声扭头去看，忘了还戴着脖套，一时疼得捂着脖子龇牙咧嘴。美嘉还嫌不解恨，趁其不备，又是一记如来神掌，只听得子乔一声惨叫。 关谷嘀咕：“才跳完楼就找抽？自残得还不够？” 曾小贤幸灾乐祸：“一定有快感，否则不会上瘾。”