Chapter 5 Chapter 4 Roll, Zhanbo

Have you ever heard of procrastination?For example, there are a lot of things piled up in front of you, blank documents, scattered wardrobes, PPTs for meetings, manuscripts that are about to be delivered, or an important phone call that must be made...but you can always find a reason, etc. Wait a while, wait a while.Mingming was anxious and restless, but he was biting his fingernails and dazedly delaying time.Don't rush the ducks to the shelves until things are piled up like a mountain, imminent, and have to be done, or simply ignore them.Procrastination is a common psychological disorder among contemporary people. The technical term is "a trait or behavioral tendency to avoid performing tasks or making decisions in a delayed manner, which is a kind of self-impeding and dysfunctional behavior."It is true that sometimes procrastination is unavoidable, such as in emergencies, but if procrastination becomes a deep-rooted habit, it will seriously affect work, life, and study, reduce efficiency, affect emotions, and cause strong self-blame and responsibility. When guilt, constant self-denial and self-deprecation are accompanied by psychological diseases such as anxiety, depression and obsessive-compulsive disorder, procrastination is really a disease.

In a blink of an eye, Yoyo and Guan Gu have been engaged for a while, but there is still no news about the wedding.Guan Gu is busy being a detective every day, investigating Mijia's pregnancy. It has been so long, and he has not even managed the long-promised engagement party.And what about Yoyo?It seemed that he was more anxious than Guan Gu, but he was in a hurry, and he didn't have any specific plans at all. Where there is gossip, there is Yoyo.The two learned from the painful experience and decided to unite and resolutely fight against procrastination!Therefore, the two created a scoring system, classifying things with different colors according to the priority, never participating in non-emergency matters, restraining themselves to save time and energy to the maximum, and going all out to prepare for marriage.

With a certain idea, the two excitedly announced this "yellow" level thing to everyone.As soon as they heard "yellow", Zeng Xiaoxian and Meijia thought it was some interesting gossip, immediately put down the bitter drama they were chasing, and listened with pricked ears.But when it came to procrastination, the two expressed no interest.Zeng Xiaoxian liked Yifei for many years but dared not confess, and was pursued by Nuo Lan but dared not refuse, it was already in the late stage of procrastination; and Meijia, who has been procrastinating until now, still hasn't said who the child's father is, so she always said to wait when she was asked to go to the hospital for a blood test If you are free, the clinical manifestations are also obvious, so naturally I don't want to discuss this topic more.

Guan Gu was still very excited to introduce his scoring system to them: "I have discussed with Yoyo, and use the color of typhoon warning to distinguish the importance of all things. Major is red, ordinary is yellow, and boring is blue." Meijia was bored, and said lazily: "Yuyou, you can accompany me to the hospital tomorrow. I thought about it, and I still have to do the examination." Yoyo took out a card from the cards that had been prepared earlier, with the word "blue" written on it. "Why? We are best friends!" Meijia was not happy when she saw it. Youyou had her own explanation. The last time she accompanied Meijia to the hospital for an emergency check-up, it was considered red, but she was too busy with handsome men and doctors. Attention, so, now check this thing has dropped to blue.

Guan Gu interrupted: "Unless you tell us who the father of the child is, we will promote you to yellow." Meijia rolled her eyes angrily when she saw their husband and wife talking casually. Just as we were talking, Zhanbo came in, his face full of frustration, and he began to ask everyone to comment while still at the door: "You are all here, help me persuade my elder sister. I want to change jobs, but my elder sister will not let me To interview." It turned out that after Zhanbo met Ami, he decided to join EIO. Ami wrote him a letter of recommendation, and now the organization notifies him to go for an interview. As long as he passes the interview, Zhanbo can become a soldier protecting the earth as he wishes.

Guan Gu heard that the matter seemed to be serious, so he quickly asked, "Protect the earth...who are you fighting with?" Zhanbo patiently explained to him: "It's not a war. EIO is a non-profit Greenpeace organization that is engaged in environmental protection, charitable disaster relief, resource exploration, and peace aid. In short, they are all meaningful things to mankind." "That's the work of Spiderman and Batman!" Yifei roared from afar in the next room.Zhan Bo pouted, feeling even more aggrieved. Guan Gu and Yoyo exchanged glances. Since Zhanbo cares about all human beings, this matter can be upgraded to yellow, and should be properly involved.So Youyou persuaded: "Yifei, Zhanbo is just a job change, just let him go."

Yifei rushed over, pointed at Zhanbo and shouted, "Ask him, where does this crappy organization work?" Urban area, suburban area, other places?Meijia guessed boredly, but Zhanbo's answer surprised everyone: Africa.And this is only the first stop. Zhanbo signed up for an international rescue plan, and the second stop is Antarctica.Damn, it's not as simple as changing jobs, Yoyo and Guan Gu's system automatically upgrades the incident to red, it's necessary, it's all red! Although Zhanbo is usually simple, he is stubborn enough to compete with Yifei. Everything about EIO is completely in line with the plans he has dreamed of day and night. It is not at the same level as the IT work he is doing now. One is to make money for a living. One tool to spend time, but one is his lifelong pursuit.But no matter what, Yifei believed that he had a bad head and firmly disagreed.

Zeng Xiaoxian is a man after all, he understands Zhanbo's ambition to some extent, and persuades Yifei, saying that Zhanbo is also a person who has traveled around the world, so he shouldn't be so nervous.But Yifei has plausible words, Zhanbo traveled around the world to accompany Wanyu, and that was to revitalize the family, but now?Africa, Antarctica, in case something goes wrong, who can give an explanation? Yifei gave an ultimatum: "What you should do is to stay under my nose honestly, earn money to buy a house and find a girl, you are a real man!" Zhanbo wanted to think more, and Yifei said sharply: "Now Just promise me! Immediately! Immediately!"

Guan Gu concluded: "It seems that there is only Yifei here who is not procrastinating." Yoyo refused to accompany her, so Meijia had to come to the hospital alone for an examination.She was already dizzy and afraid of blood. She watched the doctor draw blood from the patient with a blank expression. They refused to go in anyway. Just when a nurse was about to enter the door, Meijia stopped her and asked timidly, "Nurse, why do you have to have a degree requirement for the blood test?" "Who said that?" The nurse was puzzled. Meijia pointed to the notice posted on the door: "Here! It is posted on your door: non-undergraduate personnel are not allowed to enter."

The nurse rolled her eyes and went in, and the nonsensical conversation caught the attention of another person beside her. "Chen——Meijia!" Meijia turned her head and saw that it was Lu Xiaojing, her high school classmate whom she hadn't seen for many years! After chatting, Xiaojing saw the checklist in Mijia's hand and shouted in a fuss: "Pregnancy test? You're pregnant! This is a happy event." Mijia could only smile awkwardly.Xiaojing didn't want to let her go at all, she chased after her and asked why her husband didn't come, Meijia lied and said that he went to get the car.

Xiao Jing asked, "Is that Buick waiting for you at the door?" When a lie was spread out, Meijia became more courageous, bragging without drafting a draft: "Just kidding, my boss disclosed Ferrari, okay?" Xiao Jing was full of envy, and she must introduce Mei Jia to her.Meijia tried to dispel her thoughts on the pretext that she was in a hurry, so she couldn't help but make up another love story, saying that her husband was stewing soft-shelled turtle rice at home-cooking it by himself, and it lasted for seventy-seven forty-five days! Xiaojing sighed endlessly, and praised Meijia for marrying so well!In words, he mentioned that Xiaojuan, who was the second-to-last in their class at the time, was the one who scored one point higher than Meijia every time, and she was so miserable.Pregnant before marriage, the child's father doesn't know who it is, and now he is alone with a big belly. She is miserable?I am miserable!Meijia thought to herself, thanks to her tricks, otherwise Xiaojing would tell people about it in the future, and she would become the second wife of Xianglin after Xiaojuan, and people should say that grades determine fate!The cowhide is most afraid of being blown, so hurry up and dodge.So perfunctory Xiaojing: "I won't tell you anymore, my husband should be in a hurry. I will definitely come to the next party, let's continue talking." In the end, Xiaojing said that they held class reunions in the garden clubhouse every day, and asked Meijia to choose a day no matter what, and bring her husband to go there and tell their stories to her old classmates.Meijia shot herself in the foot with a rock, so she had to retreat quickly, pass the current hurdle first, and then consider the long-term plan. Yifei and Zhanbo had a stalemate because of joining the EIO, and the others were caught in the middle as peacemakers, trying to mediate.First of all, Zeng Xiaoxian acted cute around her: "Feifei, prolong the sea and sky for a day, and prolong the world peace for a day. The enthusiasm for Zhanbo will pass in a few days. Come and chew your fingers, or you want to chew mine?" In the end, Yifei yelled She turned back: "Dragdao...you are really late-stage procrastination, I think you are laying on the floor next to the cesspit—not far from death (SHI)!" Zeng Xiaoxian has long been used to her way of communicating with people, so she didn't care at all, and continued to persuade: "You understand Zhanbo, it would be nice if you can find a place for an interview smoothly." Guan Gu also interjected: "Can Zhanbo succeed in the interview? It’s still a problem, if you lose the election, wouldn’t the previous fights be in vain? It’s better to support it on the surface and wait for the result.” Yifei thought about it, and didn’t refute it for the time being. Youyou reminded Guan Gu to stop at Zhanbo, and agreed that he would never participate in anything below the red color. Right now, everything is focused on preparing for the marriage.They also proudly said that they had sorted out the various preparations for the wedding last night and made a list, such as: discussing the wedding date - red, discussing the location of the banquet - red, planning the wedding form - red, eating before meals Wash your hands afterward - red. Yifei became a little interested and asked, "When, where is your wedding, and what should you do?" Yoyo stared at her with big innocent eyes, and said naively: "We just marked the colors, and we haven't started discussing these yet." These two really deserve to be the heavyweight representatives of the procrastination family. They produced these things in one night. There are so many things in life that need to be discussed, such as emergencies with headaches and brain fever. Is it possible to classify them one by one?Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei tried to persuade the two brides-to-be to focus on the key points, but Guan Gu slapped his head, remembering that there are indeed many unknown things that he hadn't considered, so he immediately got up and went back to the room with Yoyo Continue the discussion.Yoyo: "If Zhang Yimou asks me to make a movie, it will be red." Guan Gu: "If "One Piece" comes out in a live-action version, it will also be red!" The two talked fieryly all the way. The voice gradually faded away, leaving Zeng Xiaoxian and Yifei staring wide-eyed.Zhanbo sneaked in, wearing a suit and leather shoes, and carrying a briefcase, and was about to go upstairs before Yifei didn't notice, but Yifei also had eyes on his back, and said coldly, "Where did you go when you were dressed so formally? " Zhanbo shirks that he just attended a classmate's memorial service, and Yifei sees through it at a glance that he has secretly gone for an interview.Seeing that it was about to get tense again, Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly smoothed things over: "The interview doesn't mean anything... You can tell from Zhanbo's expression that today's interview must not be very good, right Zhanbo?" While talking, he winked. Thinking of what Guan Gu said, Yifei suddenly became kind, even her voice became gentle, and asked Zhanbo how the interview was going and whether it went well.Zhanbo thought she was not angry anymore, and happily told her that from the written test to the teamwork, he performed perfectly!It feels great! Yifei suddenly yelled: "You really dare to go to the interview behind my back, isn't it the other way around?" Zhanbo reasoned with her, saying that this opportunity is rare, and since the interview went so smoothly, it means that he fully meets the requirements of EIO.Yifei said that she grew up watching Zhanbo, and she participated in almost every page of Zhanbo's growth, and she is the one who knows Zhanbo best. The EIO interview is just a formality, Zhanbo really wants to go, unless he can pass her test. "Their check is to select people, and your check is to kill people. It's different." Zeng Xiaoxian took the opportunity to hurt Yifei, and was stared at fiercely. He immediately languished and kept silent. In the end, it was agreed that Yifei would come up with random questions to test Zhanbo's basic qualities. If Zhanbo can really meet the standard of what she considers a "warrior", then... we will talk about it at that time.Zhanbo made up his mind to go to EIO, optimistic that Yifei had some room for negotiation, and agreed to Yifei's challenge without hesitation. There are so many trivial matters in life, and it is naturally a arduous and arduous task to classify them into categories, no matter how big or small. After a while, there is a problem with Yoyo and Guan Gu's scoring system, and conflicts follow.Yoyo wants to choose a suitable wedding company first, but Guan Gu thinks it is more important to design the background board of the wedding stage.Originally, red represented urgent and priority events, but now it has to be subdivided into three, six, nine, and so on.For example, Guan Gu believes that a wedding should have a distinct personal style and original spirit, and the original background board is the best embodiment, so this matter should be regarded as cherry red.However, Yoyo thinks that choosing a wedding company involves spending money. According to the principle of "issues involving economic expenses, all red", it should be regarded as pomegranate red. Guan Gu argued: "I'm a cartoonist, and if the background design is too sloppy, I will lose face. The previous cherry red plus the face problem, I am chicken blood red!" Youyou retorted: "But I agree that when the background board is counted as red, the face problem has already been included, otherwise a broken board will be yellow at most, no, chicken shit yellow." ... While arguing, Meijia knocked on the door and came in, Guan Gu and Yoyo happened to arrest her as a notary.Meijia was taken aback, remembering her purpose of coming here, told them to save a file first, and asked Guan Gu if he was free these two days.Guan Gu looked at his notebook, there are six carmine red things and three cinnabar red things to do in the past two days.Meijia asked, what kind of color is it to accompany a good friend to her high school reunion? "Blue, no, light blue." Guan Gu replied unceremoniously.Youyou emphasized again: "Dandanlan!" Unless this friend is terminally ill and will die soon, you can deepen it as appropriate.Or some of his high school classmates run a wedding company, so you can consider giving mustard red. Guan Gu said seriously: "Mustard is green!" Youyou cheated: "I said that if there is red, there will be red!" Seeing that the two of them were not on the same thinking channel as herself, Meijia had no choice but to give up, but what about promising her classmates to attend the party?Where can she find a temporary "husband"?When she came out, she saw Ziqiao eating potato chips on the sofa, Meijia's heart skipped a beat, and she hesitated what to say.Seeing Meijia looking at her strangely, Zi Qiao thought she was going to grab the potato chips, so she hurriedly wiped out the potato chips as quickly as possible, proudly flaunted the empty bag, and asked her what she wanted to do. After so many years of fighting and fighting, Meijia naturally knew that to deal with Ziqiao, she must play hard to get, so she pretended to be nonchalant and asked him casually if he was busy recently. Zi Qiao replied warily: "Nonsense, I have a lot of work to do every day, so don't get me involved in physical work." Meijia curled her lips: "I didn't expect you at all, then... I'd better ask Mr. Zeng to accompany me to the dinner." As soon as she heard that it was a dinner, Ziqiao's attitude changed immediately, she volunteered, and said confidently, if you don't eat enough, you don't have the strength to manage everything, and you can't wait to go to battle right away.Meijia reminded him whether he should understand the situation first. Ziqiao smiled and said proudly: "Food is the most important thing for the people, let alone money. I only have one question: Do you have pork knuckles?" In order to cope with the test of the old lady, Zhanbo bought a set of boxing tutorials from the Internet, Krav maga, which is said to be a self-defense fighting technique of the Israeli military, and then practiced it roaring at the TV, and invited Zeng Xiaoxian to practice with him He said that he learned a skill so that he could deal with sudden dangers in the future. "If you learn two radio exercises, you will become a golden bell?" Yifei watched it funny, and couldn't help mocking him, "I came here to tell you, I have thought about the content of the interview. There are three levels in total. Actual combat is not a written test, so I advise you to retreat in spite of difficulties." Zhan Bo said firmly: "Don't be afraid, the self-defense technique I practice is actual combat." As soon as Fei poured cold water on him, even if he practiced self-defense, it would be nothing. Ordinary self-defense can only resist known attacks.Once outside, danger is hard to guard against.How to deal with those unknown situations?Such as birds and beasts, terrorists, perverts and thugs, and plant zombies.If you don't have the ability to calm down and adapt, don't go to Africa, why don't you go home and have porridge! Satyr, zombie?Yifei, you think highly of the African people too!Zhanbo didn't dare to offend her, but continued to insist: "I can practice." Yifei shook her finger contemptuously: "Responsibility is an instinct, if you don't have it, you don't have it." Zeng Xiaoxian complained: "You think that everyone can play a little bit. The most knowledgeable is the Israeli boxing style, and there are different styles." Yifei said arrogantly that the genres can be different, but the essence is the same. The premise of defense and self-defense is the prediction of unknown dangers, not thick flesh and resistance to beating.Zhanbo nodded half-understood, expressing that he was ready to accept the test, and Yifei sneered away. The days that followed were fairly peaceful.Yifei didn't make any moves for a long time, and Zhanbo slowly relaxed his vigilance.One day, when he came back from playing basketball with Zeng Xiaoxian, Yifei, wearing a huge and ugly African mask, suddenly jumped out from behind the wall and shouted: "surprise!" Zhanbo was so startled that he almost shook the sports drink in his hand Flying out, Zeng Xiaoxian was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground, even swearing: "I...your aunt's banana peel!" Yifei clapped his hands and said relaxedly: "The test is over—your reaction to sudden danger is zero, and you are dead." This is the legendary test?Zhan Bo was dumbfounded.Yifei sneered, since it is a test of adaptability, why not give the test outline a scope?The primitive world of Africa is full of dangers, and Zhanbo doesn't even have this basic emergency response, so how can he survive?A few days of Israeli radio exercises have been learned in vain! Zeng Xiaoxian got up from the ground, patted his masculinity that was shattered into powder, and complained, isn't it just scary!There is no technical content at all.Yifei scolded him as a turkey, saying that this is the most technical subject in ninjutsu-the Japanese term is called-Sapless.Zeng Xiaoxian imagined all kinds of sapress ninjutsu scenes, but he felt that it was absurd, but he didn't dare to argue with Yifei. Zhanbo said she attacked suddenly, but Yifei justified her argument. Unpreparedness is the key point. The test is the ability to predict the crisis, which is survival skills.The cruelty now is responsible for his future safety!Blindly showing off his abilities will not only endanger his own life, but may also endanger the safety of his teammates, such as Zeng Xiaoxian who just lay down completely. Zhanbo was still dissatisfied, and said: "I was too relaxed after playing just now, and I didn't enter the state at all, otherwise I would have made a correct response." Yifei curled his lips and asked: "So have you entered the state now?" Zhanbo was very sure Nodding, showing 12 points of vigilance.As the exam continued, Yifei signaled Zhanbo to sit down. Who knew that the chair had been tampered with by Yifei long ago. As soon as Zhanbo sat on it, the chair collapsed. Yifei gloated and shouted, "Look, you're dead again!" He died before leaving the teacher, and the chief envoy Zhan Bo burst into tears.In order to restore his dignity, Zhanbo decides to fight back, and give Yifei a ninjutsu Sapres!Taking advantage of the opportunity when his elder sister ordered a new dishwasher on Jingdong, he hid it in the box first, pretending that it was a delivery, and when Yifei came back, he suddenly appeared again, which would definitely scare her Half dead! In order to increase the realistic effect of the carton, Zhanbo called Guan Gu and Youyou to help put tape on the carton. Guan Gu and Yoyo originally planned to concentrate all their energies on preparing for the wedding and stop participating in all trivial matters, but facing the ever-changing world, their color classification system is really stretched and full of loopholes.In desperation, I had to come to Zhanbo and ask him to modify the system for them with the professionalism and rigor of programming. This made all Zhanbo's things red, including small things like sticking tape, which also became hawthorn red. important matters.Youyou still didn't forget to considerately put forward Rose Red's suggestion, and opened air holes on the packing box, lest she would be suffocated to death before Zhanbo's plan was implemented. In order to show his determination to win Yifei, Zhanbo got into the box early and waited for the rabbit.Half an hour later, Yifei came late, followed by two porters, carrying the newly delivered dishwasher.As soon as the door was opened, there was already a packing box in the room, with seals stuck on it in disorder. I called the customer service, and the service center said that the logistics might be wrong and sent an extra one.How could Yifei be greedy for petty gain? At that time, he asked the porter to remove the extra boxes. Looking back, the package in the house was ugly, so the "dishwasher" with Zhanbo was thrown away. Proudly delivered to the van. Zhanbo clearly heard Yifei's voice in the box, and after waiting for a long time, no one came to open the box. Instead, he felt that he was dangling as if he was moving in the universe, his head was shaking, and the air outlet seemed to be blocked. It's hard to even breathe.Not knowing why, he called Zeng Xiaoxian to ask about the situation, while he was talking, he was turned over by someone.The box was thrown upside down into the truck, and as soon as the door closed, the truck sped away. Garden villas, luxurious private clubs, old classmates with vague faces, drinking and chatting in small groups.Xiao Jing has long told the story of Mika, but everyone knows how little the girls think. How can Mika's troubled brain find a wealthy son-in-law who drives a Ferrari?Or even if you are rich, you are ugly, stupid, shameless and invisible, just waiting to see a joke.As soon as Meijia and Ziqiao entered the door, they were immediately surrounded by a group of enthusiastic girls.But Lu Ziqiao is so handsome and handsome?Everyone had to hide their jealousy in their hearts, with sincere but not sincere envy on their faces. "Wow, this is Meijia's husband!" Meijia was proud of herself, Lu Ziqiao, who found out the truth, would quit. What's going on, why did she become her husband when she said that she came to have dinner at a classmate reunion?Meijia hurriedly found an excuse to pull him aside and explained that the world is in an emergency, and it is rare to come to a classmate reunion, so I can't make it a topic for everyone just because I am unmarried and pregnant, right?If you want to blame, you can only blame Ziqiao for not understanding the situation first. The proviso of Cengfan is to pretend to be her husband, and if she doesn't refuse, it means acquiescing. "It's a waste of words! This is a matter of principle, you are cheating." Zi Qiao couldn't help crying out.But Meijia didn't buy it, and insisted that he wanted to come, and he would bear the consequences, even if he was tricked, he had to admit it. Just as they were arguing, a male classmate came over and congratulated them on their newlyweds with smiles from a long distance away.He just said that he was married and even had a child. It's really not meaningful to not inform his old classmates of such a big event to be happy together.People have not arrived, blessings will arrive, and wishes will arrive.As he spoke, he took out a red envelope and stuffed it into Meijia's hand. As soon as Ziqiao saw the money, Ziqiao's attitude changed completely, and she immediately accepted the gift money as her "husband", and the problem of principle disappeared.Meijia couldn't even snatch it back several times, she was so angry that she pouted. "The extras all have boxed lunches. As a heavyweight guest, I should have some pay." Ziqiao was not ashamed, and thought, "You said that if we get married once a year, divorce at the end of the year, and remarry at the beginning of the year, then the income will be certain." Quite impressive." Meijia had no choice but to make an agreement with him that the gift money would be divided into 50-50, and Ziqiao must insist on making a guest appearance until the end. No matter what Meijia said, he would smile and nod.It is easy to do things with money, and Zi Qiao really cooperated very well.Even the former classmate, Xiao Juan, who was the last one, came. Speaking of being unmarried, she got pregnant and then was abandoned. It's almost like dying. Zi Qiao also smiled and nodded fiercely. But no matter what, Meijia and Ziqiao stole the limelight at the party, and almost all the girls gathered around the golden couple, asking this and that.Meijia's mind is relatively simple, and she didn't have any preparations in advance, and her three sentences were inconsistent and full of loopholes.For a while it was said that the marriage was not notified to everyone because it was handled in a low-key manner, and the scale of the wedding was relatively small. At the same time, it was said that the wedding was held on the grass, with a red carpet, and a bonfire... There was also a barbecue, and Phoenix Legend personally sang "The Most Dazzling Nation" wind"!Completely incoherent!At the beginning, Zi Qiao was able to express cooperation with "hmmm", but after a few times, she really couldn't listen anymore. Pulling Meijia aside, Ziqiao couldn't help scolding her for being brainless: "Eating barbecue on the grass! And "The Most Dazzling National Style", are you afraid that others will not know that you are a fighting turtle among the soil turtles? Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand, OK?" Meijia replied to him unhappily: "Yuyou said that the ordinary wedding set is too vulgar, so I specially made up a unique one, what's your business?" Ziqiao had no choice but to tell her in detail: "Then you should be a little more high-end, okay? Just now! You have a classmate who wants to return 500 yuan gift money! People are not stupid now, you are in the five-star They will only give four figures if they hold a wedding banquet in a high-end hotel. How about you, you can eat barbecue and drink salt soda, and they still give change to 100." Meijia said aggrievedly: "I've never been married, how do I know!?" In order not to lose face and affect her salary, Ziqiao decided that he would answer all the questions about the wedding, and Meijia only needed to nod and smile on the sidelines. "During the wedding, I came out on a yacht." Sitting down again, Zi Qiao began to talk, "When the lights came on, Mika appeared wearing Vero Wang's handmade wedding dresses. At that moment, everyone thought it was I saw an angel in a hallucination. In fact, Mika is more beautiful than an angel. The wedding was held on the beach in San Francisco where we first dated. The fireworks all over the sky illuminated the night sky into colorful colors. Mika looked up and saw her name reflected in the fireworks. Heaven." So romantic!Everyone was fascinated by it, and even Mika forgot that she was the heroine, and couldn't help asking about the next plot. "Next, all my best friends stood up, held hands with candles, sang hymns and led the dog. The flower girl walked up to me holding Mika's 12-meter-long skirt, and I got down on one knee. Kneel!" Ziqiao was still describing that perfect dream wedding, and Meijia's eyes had already begun to shed tears. "What happened to her?" someone asked. "She must have remembered that diamond ring the size of a pigeon egg." Zi Qiao laughed.A group of girls asked to see the ring enviously, and he continued: "Oh, unfortunately she didn't wear it today, but I'm planning to buy her a bigger one because she's pregnant with the crystallization of our love Thank you for your hard work, Mika. Before marriage, there were other men chasing you and treating you well. But after marriage, you only have me. I must treat you better so that you will not be disappointed, right?" Ziqiao took Meijia's hand and looked at her affectionately. Mijia's tears could no longer hold back, and she kissed Ziqiao tearfully.Everyone was moved by their romance and got a standing ovation. At the end of the party, Meijia's excited mood hadn't calmed down yet, and the eyes she looked at Ziqiao were still fluffy and wet, like a kitten looking forward to being caressed, and I felt pity for it.Zi Qiao didn't pay attention to her expression, but happily counted the red envelopes, and said: "This kind of party is worth it, there are food, drinks and red envelopes, call me next time, golden partner!" Meijia asked softly: "Those fireworks, candles, wedding dresses, hymns just now..." "If there is such a wedding, no girl will say no, right?" Zi Qiao said proudly, "This is one of my unique skills in picking up girls. I once made a wedding blog, describing all kinds of luxury Scene. Many girls clicked on my blog before they got married, and they were killed in an instant. In comparison, their fiancés were weak, so I ran on horseback." Meijia's full of longing immediately came to naught, and when she was sad, she also became rude in her words: "You lied like this, aren't you afraid of being struck by lightning?" Ziqiao didn't mind, and continued: "So, I made a forum later, dedicated to exposing this blog, comforting those wounded hearts, and regularly held victims' fellowship activities. Guess what? I went on a gallop. Already!" Meijia thought in despair, what an idiot she is, she actually believed for a moment that maybe one day, she and Ziqiao... Ziqiao still said happily: "Our partnership like this still has a bright future, and I will be responsible for it later." For the content, you are in charge of setting it up, and it would be nice to have some extra money for milk powder." "Who is going to partner with you?" Meijia angrily pushed away the money he had given her. Zi Qiao praised her: "Your performance just now was very good, don't be humble. Later, you taught me how to cry every time I kiss. I will try next time." "I'll burn the paper and tell you when you're dead. Bye—bye, bastard!" Meijia shouted angrily, turned around and left. Hey, why did I say "every time"?Ziqiao's heart skipped a beat, and the image of Meijia crying and kissing him suddenly appeared in her mind.A small spark of memory flickered, and Ziqiao suddenly remembered that time, he went to a duel with Xiaolong for Meijia, and snatched back her bracelet of love, and Meijia kissed him like this, pushed him down... and then Zhanbo Show him those gorgeous electrocardiograms filled with love!Recalling the series of strange behaviors after Mijia's pregnancy, Ziqiao's mind suddenly brightened. Could it be that she and Mika... Oh...No! After a lot of trouble, Zhanbo was finally rescued successfully. The two delivery masters were terrified, thinking that Jingdong's business had expanded to selling living people.I wanted to come to Saples to avenge Yifei's scare, but he was locked in a box and almost changed to a day trip. Of course, Zhanbo was laughed at by Yifei.But he still didn't give up, he refused to give up, and said that he would continue to accept the test until he convinced Yifei with his actions that he was completely independent and could save the world. Yifei took everyone to the roof of a girls' middle school, pointed to a small house on the top of the next house that looked like a substation, and said to Zhanbo: "Jump over there and open that door. This is your second level." There's nothing strange about the house, it's just a bit older, with strange graffiti all over the door.Yoyo asked curiously: "Did Zhanbo pick up aliens here?" Yifei sneered and replied: "He didn't pick up aliens, he discovered aliens before." The thing is like this, 13 years ago, when Yifei and Zhanbo were in middle school, one day Zhanbo brought Yifei to this rooftop, insisting that he found the door to the new world—that is the door A wooden door with strange graffiti—only at that time, the wooden door was still brand new. Back in time to that day, Xiao Yifei looked at the door and said contemptuously: "Isn't it just a broken door, what's so strange?" But Zhanbo, who was full of imagination, didn't think so, and patiently guided the elder sister: "Sister! Don't you think it's strange that this pattern appears here? Don't you want to know the secret behind the door? Maybe this is a portal, or there are treasures left by pirates behind the door?" "Not only is there a magical pattern here, but what's even more amazing is that I have been exploring several times, but I can't find the way to the top of the opposite building at all!" Going to a girls' school instead of prospecting for girls, come to scout and break the door?Zhanbo, you are really amazing.But even if there is a secret there, how to get past it?Zhanbo's science brain quickly calculated that he can usually jump five meters when he jumps a bunker, and the distance between the buildings on both sides is more than three meters. According to the parabolic principle, taking wind speed and various conditions into account, it should not be difficult to jump over.As he said that, Xiao Zhanbo was already standing on the edge of the platform, eager to try. Xiao Yifei shouted anxiously: "Are you crazy, genius! Come down quickly! If you dare to act recklessly, I will tell my parents to break your legs!" Xiao Zhanbo said confidently, "They won't hit me." Xiao Yifei let out a domineering look: "I mean, get their consent, and then I'll break your leg." But no matter how Xiao Yifei persuaded him, Xiao Zhanbo decided to fight for it. This was the first adventure in his life, and he would definitely overcome his fear and himself!Standing on the steps, looking at the opposite door leading to the new world, Xiao Zhanbo's heart has already flown there. He imagined that his arms had turned into wings, and he was about to carry himself to the ideal shore. So, he The "little wings" flapping, flapping, flapping... An hour has passed, Xiao Yifei has finished his homework, and he is still flapping his "little wings", brewing... Xiao Zhanbo never skipped that hurdle from the beginning to the end, but he never gave up on this idea, and would stand here every year to try.Year after year, the small Zhanbo has become a big Zhanbo, and the "little wings" have become "big wings". It's still there, seemingly forever insurmountable. Hearing the story, Zeng Xiaoxian went to the platform to have a look, and only glanced down, then he stepped back and said to Yifei, "Are you kidding? This is the fourth floor, what if you fall down? You Do you want him to jump over or die? Thanks to you coming up with such a bad idea, are you still his sister?" Yifei ignored him, and only spoke to Zhanbo: "You have had the spirit of exploration since childhood, I understand, that's why you signed up for EIO, but don't forget, you have never had the courage to take real risks, so wash your hands and sleep Right. We are not this material." 除了预知危险，勇气也是战士的基本素质，这就是第二关的意义。 可士别三日当刮目相待，展博想证明，他真的长大了，现在完全可以跳过这道坎儿，而且，只要过了这道坎儿，他就可以跳过人生中其他各种坎儿。这已经不是单纯从一栋楼跳到另一栋楼再打开一扇门的事情了，而已经上升为一种人生障碍的象征，按照悠悠和关谷的评分系统，已经变成最高级的鹤顶红。 悠悠劝他：“展博，门后面没有新世界，也没有宝藏。别执着了！” 曾小贤也帮腔：“说不定是什么脏不拉叽的东西，一点意思都没有。” 关谷更是吓他：“想象一下，如果打开门，看到的是这样的画面……一对红色的眼睛，渐渐显示出diablo的脸，万恶之源！” 展博不屑道：“这有什么吓人的，我早就想会会他了。” 这招吓不到他，悠悠也发挥想象力：“也许，门后面可能还有更恐怖的东西！打开门，眼前是摄制组、监控台，屏幕上还有爱情公寓的画面，门的那头才是真实的世界，而我们全部都是虚构的。这一切只是——楚门的世界！” 这个想法确实惊悚，大家不由得一起打了一个大冷战。 可展博还是坚持，不管结果有多离谱，都要探个究竟！众人还要再劝，一菲抬手挡住……展博再次站在台阶上开始酝酿，呼呼扇动着双臂，向下望，脚底下仿佛是万丈深渊，不禁开始双腿发软，于是闭上眼睛，咬紧牙关…… 30分钟后，展博还是在酝酿，一场刺激的探险堕落成了挥臂表演。一边的曾小贤、胡一菲、唐悠悠和关谷神奇等得索然寡味，连替他担心的心思都没有了，决定先去吃个麻辣烫。 又过了好一阵，一菲拎着打包的麻辣烫和饮料回来，却发现展博蹲在角落，已然放弃了尝试。本来是算定了展博不敢跳才约他来这里的，可看见展博那副沮丧和失落的表情，一菲还是不由得有点儿心疼、心软。 “你是对的。和你相比，我还差得太远。”展博突然说。 一菲难得温和地说：“不用跟我比，我只是希望你能认清你自己。” “姐，答应我件事情好吗？”展博淡淡地说，“帮我把那扇门打开。也许你帮我打开它之后，所有的好奇和幻想就会终结了。门开了，我也许就不走了。” 一菲笑着摇摇头：“这只是个测试，门后什么都没有。自从宛瑜离开以后，你的心就没有安定过。你跳了槽，然后又报名EIO，你到底想要什么？” 想到宛瑜，展博脸上的落寂更深了：“宛瑜有了新生活，我原本以为她只是个小公主，可她有比我们更大的追求。现在轮到我了，我也想知道我到底该做什么。” 一菲关切地说：“做什么都没关系，但请离我近一点儿，否则我怎么保护你。” 展博笑道：“我长大了，你不可能一直保护我。你也会嫁人，到时候新房里还给我留间阁楼吗？是不是在你眼里我永远只是个天真的笨蛋？我仔细想过了，我从小被你保护，现在也该到我保护和帮助别人的时候了，这就是我想做的。” 一菲看他是铁了心想要去，叹了口气：“你哪儿冒出来的这股傻劲？” 展博笑笑，问第三关是什么。就算全败，顶多只能证明他能力不足，不能证明他没有决心。所以第三关无所谓输赢。 一菲认真地看着自己仿佛一夜之间长大的弟弟，嘴角慢慢漾起微笑：“不用了……你已经赢了。” “啊？”这回轮到展博大吃一惊。 第一关叫冷静，第二关叫勇气，第三关叫坚持，展博绕了这么大的圈子还在说服她，终于用自己的诚意和毅力感动了一菲。“我爱你，老姐！”展博兴奋地抱了抱一菲，突然起身，又站到那个他曾无数次被挫败的台阶上，大喊：“我知道我为什么跳不过去了，因为少了一样东西叫支持！现在我有了！” 关谷、悠悠和曾小贤吃饱喝足回来，看见展博那副模样，以为他还在酝酿，又嘻嘻哈哈起来。关谷说：“展博，你这次不会又要跳两个小时吧？”曾小贤说：“注意安全，早跳早收工，早死早超生啊！”悠悠说：“跳过去就是黄飞鸿，跳不过去就是姹紫嫣红了，亲！” 展博拿起一瓶饮料，默默地喝光，然后，后退，开始助跑，冲刺，起跳！只是刹那间，曾经让他惊惧不已的万丈深渊消失了，只有彼岸的理想国度在召唤他。事实证明，他的计算完全正确，心理上的障碍一旦扫除，跳过去完全不是问题。展博安全落地的一瞬间，众人齐声欢呼起来。 “快去开门，告诉我们门后面是什么？”曾小贤着急地催他。 展博却笑着说：“一起来开，跳过来并不难，战胜自己，渴望就在现在！” “我先来，”悠悠第一个站上去，“从现在开始，我再也不要拖延症了！” 关谷也豪气万千地站上去，想想又问悠悠：“亲爱的，如果我也跳过去，能把婚礼背景板的事提升到鸡血红吗？” 悠悠笑意盈盈地回答：“满江红都行！” 曾小贤也站了上去，看看楼下，还是有点儿胆寒：“我腿短，展博你接着点儿！” 看着三个人也跟着发疯，一菲不屑地摇摇头。可就在三个人准备起跳的时候，展博发现那栋楼居然有个安全楼梯！于是……三位豪侠转身就下楼，在一菲的白眼中匆匆爬到了对面楼顶。 “姐，你也过来呀，我们一起开门。”展博隔空邀请。一菲不屑地拒绝：“算了吧，我才没你们那么无聊。” 四个人也就不再管她。门开了，“哇！喔！咦？靠！”四个人发出阵阵惊叹，脸上露出怪异的表情，鱼贯而入。 “看到什么了？！”一菲终于忍不住好奇，“喂！喂！回答我呀！”可对面再也没有任何声息。一菲不放心，原地起跳，轻巧地落在对面楼顶，警惕地打开那扇神奇的门。 “萨普莱斯！”四个人站在门后齐声大喊。 一菲纹丝不动，默默擦掉被喷了一脸的口水。 有些幻想了很久的东西，最后才发现其实并非预想中那样——既不美好，也不可怕。就像这个门后的世界，只是一个被遗忘的扫帚间。但是却依然无法阻挡年轻的心，为之憧憬，为之遐想，为之疯狂。跳过眼前的那道坎儿，红色的念想，也许只剩下蓝色的冲动。但你真的会发现，你想扔掉的东西已经抛之脑后，而那些想要得到的，已经牢牢握在手心。 几天后，展博与大家拥抱告别，昨天懵懂的少年，今天已经成为一名地球卫士。也许明天在地球的某个角落，我们还会再见！