Chapter 32 Chapter 31: The Old Fox and the Drunk Man

Guo Dalu doesn't like to swear, and he doesn't know how to swear, his voice is really loud. He was standing at the gate of Jin's house cursing, even Yan Qi outside the alley could hear him clearly. There is a big poplar tree near the entrance of the alley, and there is a stone pier under the tree. Yan Qi was standing on the stone pier, listening to Guo Dalu's swearing, with an expression of admiration on his face, as if he was listening to a famous actor singing an opera. Because Guo Dalu scolded him not. Guo Dalu scolded Marshal Jin. "Your surname is Jin, you are obviously a human being, why are you hiding in the house and being a turtle? What are you afraid of? Could it be that your nose has been knocked crooked, so you dare not come out to meet people?"

The more Yan Qi listened, the more complacent he became, because he taught these words to Guo Dalu. "Since Marshal Jin refuses to see you, he will stand at his door and scold you until he comes out." This method is called a curse war, and it is also a very old strategy, and it is usually very effective. When two armies confront each other, as long as one side can't stand firm, the other side will send people to scold and fight. The scolding is so overwhelming that the other side can't stand it. When they come out to fight, it will be considered a success. It is said that Zhuge Liang scolded Cao Cao in this way.

Guo Dalu was unwilling to do this at first, but Yan Qi's words moved him. "Even Mr. Zhuge can use this strategy, why can't you?" Since this was a strategy and not a rogue's behavior, Guo Dalu went to scold him, and he scolded really heartily. As long as Marshal Jin can hear him, it would be strange not to be scolded by him. Strange things happen every year. Guo Dalu cursed so loudly that even people three blocks away couldn't hear him. But there was still no movement at the gate of the Jin family. Is Marshal Jin deaf? Before others were scolded, Guo Dalu himself lost his temper.Yan Qi taught him, he had already repeated and scolded him several times, others were not tired of listening to it, but he himself was already tired of scolding, and wanted to find some fresh words to scold, but he just couldn't think of one.

At this moment, the old and cunning concierge Shi Shiran came out with a chair in his hand. A very comfortable wicker chair. The old fox actually moved the rattan chair in front of Guo Dalu, and put it down gently, his face was still smiling like that, not even a bit angry. Guo Dalu was startled, and couldn't help but said, "What are you doing?" The old concierge smiled and said: "Our master specially asked me to send it." Guo Dalu said: "Did he hear me scolding him?" The old concierge said: "Although our master is not young, he is not deaf yet."

Guo Dalu said: "Why did he ask you to bring this wicker chair here?" The old concierge said: "He was afraid that Guo Daxia would be too tired from scolding, so he asked Guo Daxia to sit down and scold him. He also said that if Guo Daxia was thirsty from scolding, he could just order tea or wine, and I would bring it to Guo Daxia immediately. " He smiled again, and continued: "Although there are many heroes here, none of them can swear more brilliantly than Guo Daxia, so our master hopes that Guo Daxia can swear more, if he can still swear loudly A little, that's better."

Guo Dalu stared at the rattan chair, was startled for a long time, turned his head and left without saying a word. The old concierge was still laughing at the back: "Is Guo Daxia leaving? If you don't want to see him off, please invite Guo Daxia to come over whenever you have time. Not only will there be tea and wine here, but also medicine for hoarseness." Guo Dalu almost turned his nose out of anger. Yan Qi looked at him, shook his head and said, "I told you to get mad at others, but you're half mad yourself, so why bother?" Guo Dalu said bitterly: "If you saw the appearance of that old fox, it would be strange if you didn't get mad at him."

Yan Qi said: "No matter what he says, you will treat him as farting, won't you lose your temper?" Guo Dalu said: "No matter what I say, he will treat me as farting." Yan Qi blinked and said, "He really called you farting?" Guo Dalu said: "Although I didn't say it out loud, but that way is more hateful than saying it out." Yan Qi said: "You can bear it?" Guo Dalu said: "If you can't bear it, you have to bear it." Yan Qi said: "Why?" Guo Dalu said: "Because I was just farting." Yan Qi smiled.Of course his smiling face is still much prettier than that of the old concierge, but it doesn't seem as good-looking as before.

Guo Dalu looked at him, and said with a straight face: "How many good ideas do you have, just say it once." Yan Qi said: "Do you still want to hear it?" Guo Dalu said: "It's fine to listen to death, one less to listen to death." Yan Qihu also sighed, and said with a wry smile: "Unfortunately, I have no idea." Guo Dalu said coldly: "How can a genius like you lose his mind?" Yan Qi sighed: "You said that the concierge is an old fox, but in my opinion, Marshal Jin is really an old fox." Guo Dalu said coldly: "Didn't you say that he has always been bold and generous?"

Yan Qi said: "When he really fights with you, if he can't hit you, he will have to pay hundreds of taels of gold, and if he hurts you, he will also have to pay hundreds of taels of silver for medical expenses." He sighed again, and said: "I think Dashuai Jin must have been fooled many times recently and learned to be good many times, so he has finally figured out the truth, how can he be fooled again?" Guo Dalu said: "If he doesn't fall for it, then I will." Yan Qiyan said: "Actually, you can't be considered fooled; you finally scolded someone to your heart's content."

Guo Dalu said: "Can I scold you again?" Yan Qi said: "Who do you want to scold this time?" Guo Dalu said: "I scold you." Suddenly, as soon as the horse galloped up, Guo Dalu was so angry that he was not interested in anything, and he didn't bother to look back. Yan Qi, who was standing opposite him, lowered his head, as if he didn't want to be seen by the horseman, and immediately People's eyes are very sharp. Just as the horse rushed into the alley, suddenly there was a long roar, and people stood up. The man on the horse was very handsome in his riding skills, when the rein was pulled, the man jumped up, turned over in the air, and landed lightly in front of Guo Dalu and the others, his clothes were redder than plums, dazzlingly red.