Chapter 33 Thirty-second time Mr. Kim

Sour plum soup, Mei Runan. Guo Dalu only felt his eyes light up, and lost his voice: "It's you, why did you come here?" Mei Runan smiled and said, "I was just about to ask you, how did the two of you come here?" Yan Qi said: "We are waiting for you." Mei Runan said: "How did you know I would come?" Yan Qi said: "I will count." Mei Runan smiled coquettishly, punched him lightly, and said with a chuckle: "You, I don't even believe a word you said, because you are a..." Yan Qi suddenly covered her mouth, her face seemed to be a little red again, and said anxiously: "If you dare to talk nonsense, see if I don't tear your mouth."

Guo Dalu was stunned again. Yan Qi had clearly rejected Sour Plum Tang's marriage, so Sour Plum Tang should have hated him to death. Why are two people so affectionate when they meet? Mei Runan rolled his eyes, looked at him, then at Yan Qi, pursed his lips and smiled, and said, "Okay, you don't say it, but I don't listen to you either, Xiao Guo is more reliable than you in speaking." She immediately asked again: "Xiao Guo, let me ask you, what are you doing here?" Guo Dalu coughed dryly twice, forced a smile and said, "I don't do anything, it's just... just come here for a stroll, isn't it illegal to go here?"

Mei Runan laughed and said, "When I was still in my mother's womb, I used to come here to play." Yan Qi looked at Guo Dalu, Guo Dalu wanted to speak, but held back. Mei Runan said: "You must be planning something? Am I guessing right?" Yan Qi said: "No." Mei Runan sighed: "Then I don't need to say my idea." Guo Dalu couldn't help but rushed to ask again: "What idea?" Mei Runan said indifferently: "Since you didn't come here for this reason, what I said would be in vain." Guo Dalu said: "What if we came here for this?"

Mei Runan said: "Then, maybe I can give you an idea and do you a favor." Guo Dalu said: "Then I'll tell you, you guessed it right, you are simply a living Zhuge Liang." Mei Runan smiled "puchi" and said, "I knew it, but you are more honest than him." Guo Dalu said: "But what's your idea? You can't do it if you don't say it." With hands behind his back, Mei Runan walked slowly, as if he really regarded himself as Zhuge Liang. Yan Qi said coldly: "I knew you never told the truth." Mei Runan laughed and said, "It's useless to provoke me however you want, if I don't say it, I won't say it."

Guo Dalu said: "What are you willing to say?" Mei Runan said: "There must be conditions." Guo Dalu said: "What condition?" Mei Runan blinked, and said: "If you get a deal, you will get half of it when you meet. You must have heard of this saying." Guo Dalu laughed, and said, "So you want to be black and white." Mei Runan said: "Actually, my heart is not too dark, and I don't want to really split it in half, just 37% discount will do." Guo Dalu said: "What if your idea doesn't work?" Mei Runan said: "Try it on the spot if it works."

Guo Dalu smiled and said, "I think you should change your career to sell dog skin plasters." Mei Runan said: "Is it true that you bought this dog skin plaster?" Guo Dalu said: "If you don't buy it, it's nothing." Mei Runan smiled sweetly and said, "If I don't sell it, it's for nothing." ※※※ high wall. Mei Runan led Yan Qi and Guo Dalu into the dark alley from behind. This alley is of course much narrower than the one ahead, and there is a narrow black-painted door at the bottom of the alley. Yan Qi said: "Is this the back door of the Jin family?"

Mei Runan nodded, and said: "The back garden of the Jin family is inside the wall. As soon as spring begins, Uncle Jin moved from the Nuan Pavilion in front to live in the back garden." Guo Dalu listened. Mei Runan said: "Now I will jump into the wall from here, and you will chase after me." Guo Dalu said: "And then?" Mei Runan said: "Then I will find Uncle Jin, tell him that you bullied me, and ask him to take it out on my behalf." Guo Dalu said: "And then?" Mei Runan said: "Uncle Jin has always loved me the most. When he saw you chasing after me, he would definitely use Lianju bullets to deal with you."

Guo Dalu said: "And then?" Mei Runan said: "There is no more, as long as you can catch his continual balls, you will immediately become a rich man." Guo Dalu said: "What if you can't catch it?" Mei Runan smiled and said, "Then maybe he will become a dead person." Guo Dalu said: "Dead?" Mei Runan nodded and said: "Since he already knows that you are bullying me, he will never be polite to you." Guo Dalu said: "What about you?" Mei Runan said: "Me? Of course I can only watch from the sidelines." Guo Dalu said: "If I am rich, you will come to me to share the spoils. If I die, you should buy a coffin for me."

"Uncle Jin will give you a coffin." Guo Dalu said: "So no matter what happens to me, you have nothing to lose." Mei Runan smiled and said, "Of course not, otherwise why should I advise you?" Guo Dalu heaved a long sigh, and murmured: "Good idea, such a good idea, it's really thanks to you how you came up with it." Mei Runan said: "Women never want to do business that loses money." Guo Dalu sighed: "Woman, alas, woman." Mei Runan said: "Are you going to do it or not?" Guo Dalu smiled bitterly and said, "If you don't do it, it's for nothing."

Mei Runan said: "You can't blame me when you die." Guo Dalu said: "If I'm really dead, it's too late to thank you, how can I blame you?" Mei Runan said: "Thank you?" Guo Dalu said: "The dead don't have to look at the creditor's face, and don't have to listen to the woman's swearing. Isn't it much better than living poorly and suffering?" Mei Runan said: "Really?" Guo Dalu said: "It's fake." Guo Dalu never felt that living was suffering. He has always lived happily. No matter what the situation, he can find meaningful things to do, and no matter what he does, he does it very hard, so he is very happy.

If he really wanted to die, even if all the people in the world hadn't died, there must be very few left. The walls of ordinary people's houses, one foot four is considered very high, but this wall is at least two feet eight. Mei Runan raised his head, took a few glances, and said, "Are you not sure you can go up?" Guo Dalu said: "So-so." Mei Runan said: "What do you mean so-so?" Guo Dalu said: "It means that it is probably possible to go up. Because although I am not sure, I have courage." Mei Runan said: "This is in the secret of lightness kung fu." This is not bullshit. No matter what Guo Dalu does, the biggest secret is the word "courage". Mei Runan looked at him, sighed and said, "I just hope you don't hit your head." Guo Dalu said: "Even if I hit my head, I will go up." Mei Runan smiled sweetly and said, "Okay, I'll go up and have a look first, and you will catch up as soon as I say hello." Guo Dalu said: "Are you sure you can go up?" Mei Runan said: "No." She smiled again and said, "I have neither the confidence nor the courage, but I have a way." Guo Dalu said: "What method?" Mei Runan said: "That's the way." She suddenly jumped onto Guo Dalu's shoulder, jumped off Guo Dalu's shoulder again, and jumped onto the wall. Guo Dalu sighed again, and murmured: "The way women use, why do men always suffer?" Yan Qi said lightly: "That's only because most men are too stupid." Guo Dalu said: "Aren't you a man?" Yan Qi smiled and said, "I'm a man, but I'm not stupid." Mei Runan has already waved from above. Guo Dalu made a gesture to jump up, but suddenly stopped, looking back at Yan Qi. Yan Qi said: "What are you waiting for?" Guo Dalu said: "If I go, maybe I will become a dead person, so..." Yan Qi said: "So what?" Guo Dalu said: "So you should tell me that secret now, right?" Yan Qi said: "No." Guo Dalu said: "Why not?" Yan Qi said: "Because you will never die this time." Guo Dalu said: "Are you sure?" Yan Qi sighed: "If you say you are stupid, you are really stupid." He looked at Guo Dalu, his eyes suddenly became very gentle, and said softly: "If I'm not sure, how can I let you go?" "You are so stupid." Mei Runan looked at Guo Dalu, shook his head, and said, "You are so stupid." Guo Dalu stared and said, "Why do you call me stupid?" Mei Runan said: "Because you are stupid." Guo Dalu said: "How stupid am I?" Mei Runan said: "You are stupid at every point, why can't you become a little smarter?" Guo Dalu said: "Can I not be smart? Can I be a little stupid?" Mei Runan said: "Of course I can." She reached out and patted Guo Dalu's shoulder, and said sweetly: "Because many girls like stupid men, so you can be stupid." Guo Dalu asked, "Are you one of those many girls?" Mei Runan smiled and said, "I am not, and I dare not." She glanced at Yan Qi under the wall, giggled, and flew out like a swallow. She can't fly naturally, but her movement is indeed as beautiful and light as a swallow. Guo Dalu stood on top of the wall, as if he was a little crazy. Yan Qi bit her lip, stomped her feet lightly, and said, "Idiot, don't you hurry up and catch up?" Guo Dalu looked at him, as if he saw something, but also didn't see anything, as if he wanted to say something, but he didn't say anything. At the end he asked, "Will you wait for me?" Yan Qi said: "Idiot, of course I will wait for you." Guo Dalu said: "How long will you wait?" Yan Qi said: "I'll wait as long as I want." Guo Dalu just smiled and said: "Don't worry, I will definitely catch up, and I will never chase the wrong person." Yan Qi stood under the wall, as if she was also a little crazy. Maybe it's not crazy, it's drunk. Her eyes were soft, and her face was flushed. Isn't it drunk? What is she drunk on? ※※※ Marshal Jin. A man named Dashuai, no matter whether he is really Dashuai or not, at least he always looks like a Dashuai. Marshal Jin really has a lot of style. He was tall, half a head taller than most people. Not only tall, but also big and strong.