Chapter 31 Chapter 30: Gold and Face

The family's front door opened to the south, and a pair of knockers gleamed in the sun. As soon as Guo Dalu entered this alley, he saw the pair of door knockers. After a long time, his eyes were still fixed on the pair of door knockers, as if he had never seen door knockers in his life. In fact, he had rarely had the opportunity to see such a rare thing in his life. Every house has a gate, and every gate has a knocker. This is not surprising at all. What is strange is that the knocker on the door of this family is actually made of gold. When Guo Dalu was looking at the door knocker, Yan Qi was looking at him.

Recently, there seemed to be a rope between these two people. Wherever Guo Dalu was, Yan Qi would be there. After a long time, Guo Dalu sighed, and said, "This family must be an upstart." Yan Qi blinked and said, "Upstart?" Guo Dalu said: "Only nouveau riche would do this kind of thing." Yan Qi said: "What kind of thing is this?" Guo Dalu said: "This kind of thing can make people laugh out loud." Yan Qi said: "You are wrong!" Guo Dalu said: "Where did I go wrong?" Yan Qi said: "This family is not only not an upstart, but also one of the few aristocratic families in the rivers and lakes."

Guo Dalu said: "Oh?" Yan Qi said slowly: "Using gold as a door knocker is vulgar and ridiculous, but if he does it like this, no one will find it ridiculous." Guo Dalu said: "I just think it's ridiculous." Yan Qi said: "That's only because you don't know who he is." Guo Dalu said: "I know." Yan Qi said: "You really know?" Guo Dalu said: "He is a man. He is full of money, rich and powerful. He is afraid that others will not know that he is rich. I don't want to know him, nor do I want to make friends with him. No matter what he does, I will follow him. I have nothing to do with it."

Yan Qi smiled and said, "It's a pity that this kind of person has something to do with you, right?" Guo Dalu said: "What is the relationship? He is not my creditor!" Yan Qi smiled and said, "That's not enough, we're not so poor yet." Guo Dalu heaved a sigh of relief and said, "Then, you told me to drive for half a day to come here just to see the pair of door knockers?" Yan Qi said: "Not really." Guo Dalu looked a little worried again, looked at Yan Qi, and said, "I know you must have no good idea, so you have been reluctant to say it outright."

Yan Qi smiled and said: "Don't worry, at least I won't sell you to others, I still can't bear it." His face seemed a little flushed. Guo Dalu looked more worried, and said: "If a person has not done anything wrong, he will never blush." Yan Qi said: "Whose face is blushing?" Guo Dalu said: "You." Yan Qi turned her head and said, "I think it's true that your eyes are blurred." Guo Dalu rolled his eyes and suddenly said, "I understand." Yan Qi said: "What do you understand?" Guo Dalu said: "There must be an unmarried old girl in this family, you want me to trick you with beautiful men."

Yan Qi couldn't help laughing "puchi", and said, "Do you think you are beautiful?" Guo Dalu said: "Although he is not very beautiful, he is the kind of man that women like at first sight." Yan Qi sighed, and said, "You really don't know how to look good." Guo Dalu also sighed, and said: "It's a pity that you are not a woman, otherwise you must have taken a fancy to me." Yan Qi's face seemed to be red again, but he purposely said with a straight face: "If I were a woman, I would kick you into the gutter right now."

Guo Dalu said: "No matter what you say, anyway, I will never be fooled by you this time." Yan Qi said: "What are you fooled by?" Guo Dalu said: "The old girl must be ugly and weird, maybe she is a big bastard, that's why she can't get married, even if she has a dowry of 800 taels of silver, don't expect me to marry her." Yan Qi fixed his eyes on him, and said coldly: "What if she looks young and beautiful?" Guo Dalu smiled, and said: "Then we can discuss it. Who told you that you are my good friends? For my friends, I am willing to do anything."

Yan Qi said: "Now I just want you to do one thing, I wonder if you will?" Guo Dalu said: "Say it." Yan Qi said: "I just want to ask you to go to the gutter to take a look at your face, and then buy a piece of stinky tofu and beat you to death." The alley was very wide. Suddenly, a large carriage pulled by four horses rushed into the alley. Although the alley is very wide, if Guo Dalu and Yan Qi don't dodge quickly, they will inevitably be knocked down. Guo Dalu stared at the carriage that had rushed past, and said bitterly: "This road is not his alone, why should he be so rampant?"

Yan Qi said: "Only rely on one point." Guo Dalu said: "Which point?" Yan Qi said: "Just because this alley originally belonged to him alone." Guo Dalu was stunned, only to realize that there was indeed only that family in the alley. The carriage had already parked outside the gate of this family, and a dozen or so people rushed out of the originally quiet gate.Several people unloaded the horses pulling the cart as quickly as possible, and several others pushed the carriage up the driveway on both sides of the stone steps and pushed it in. Someone seemed to stick his head out of the car window and glanced at Guo Dalu and the others, but Guo Dalu didn't see this person's face clearly, only felt that his eyes seemed to be brighter than ordinary people.

Yan Qi said: "It seems that Marshal Jin is back." Guo Dalu said: "Who is Marshal Jin?" Yan Qi said: "It's the rich and powerful person you mentioned." Guo Dalu said: "Sure enough, I am not wrong." He sneered, and said again: "Marshal Jin, hum, you should know what kind of person he is after hearing his name." Yan Qi said: "A rich person doesn't necessarily mean a good person." Guo Dalu said: "But why should he be called Dashuai?" Yan Qi said: "First, because he already has the air of a handsome man. Second, because others like to call him a handsome man."

Guo Dalu said: "It seems that you also admire him." Yan Qi said: "Can I admire him?" Guo Dalu said: "Yes, of course I can...but can I not admire him?" Yan Qi said: "I can't." Guo Dalu said: "Why not?" Yan Qi said: "Don't you always admire yourself?" Guo Dalu said: "Hey." Yan Qi said: "So you should also admire him, because he is the same person as you, and he is also very bold and generous." Guo Dalu said: "Hey." Yan Qi said: "Hey, what do you mean?" Guo Dalu said: "Hehe means that I don't believe it." Yan Qing said: "You will believe him when you see him." Guo Dalu said: "I don't want to see him at all." Yan Qi said: "But you must go see him." Guo Dalu said: "Why?" Yan Qi said: "Because if you don't go to see him, you can only see the faces of those creditors." Is there anything uglier in the world than the face of a creditor? Thinking of those people, Guo Dalu frowned, and said calmly: "You...do you want me to ask someone I don't know to borrow money?" Yan Qi said: "I know your skin is not that thick yet." Guo Dalu said: "Then why did you ask me to see him?" Yan Qi pondered, and said: "There are many strange people in the martial arts, for example, the father of the sour plum soup." Guo Dalu said: "You mean that old man named 'Stone God'?" Yan Qi nodded and said, "Do you know how the name 'Stone God' came from?" Guo Dalu said: "Because he only uses stone weapons, and they use them very well." Yan Qi said: "The answer is correct." He went on to say: "But stone tools were used by people in ancient times, because people didn't know how to smelt iron into steel at that time. Now there are all kinds of strange weapons, but he still likes to use clumsy and heavy stones." Weapon, do you think he is a weirdo?" Guo Dalu said: "Yes. It's just... what does he have to do with this Marshal Jin?" Yan Shi said: "Marshal Jin is just like him, he is also a strange person, and the weapons he uses are also very strange." Guo Dalu said: "What weapon does he use?" Yan Qi said: "He only uses gold weapons, and they are made of pure gold." Guo Dalu blinked, as if he had already understood what he meant. Yan Qi said: "The weapon he uses best is the Golden Bow Bullet, which is fired in a chain. Once he gets started, there are three to seven twenty one. Few people in the Jianghu can dodge it." Guo Dalu said: "The marbles are also gold?" Yan Qi said: "Pure gold." Guo Dalu said: "You want me to fight with him, catch his golden bullets, bring them back and pay back the debt?" Yan Qi laughed and said: "It is said that each of his gold marbles weighs at least several taels, and each shot costs twenty-one. As long as you can catch three or four shots from him, you don't have to look at the faces of those creditors anymore." Guo Dalu shook his head vigorously and said, "I won't do it, I will never do such a thing." Yan Qi said: "Why?" Guo Dalu said: "There is no reason, if you don't do it, you just don't do it." Yan Qi rolled her eyes and said with a faint smile: "Oh... I understand, you are afraid..." Guo Dalu said loudly, "What am I afraid of?" Yan Qi said leisurely: "Of course you are not afraid of him, you are just afraid of getting fat." Guo Dalu was startled, and said, "Afraid of getting fat?" Yan Qi said: "Although gold is softer than iron, if five or six bullets hit someone, it will still hurt." Guo Dalu said: "Hmph." Yan Qi said: "When it hurts, it becomes swollen, when it swells, it becomes fat, and when it gets fat, it doesn't look good." He smiled faintly again, and continued: "So even if you don't go, I won't blame you. If you suddenly gain weight, people might think that you have taken pig-fat medicine." Guo Dalu stared at him for a long time, then said with a stern face: "Funny, funny, so fucking funny." Yan Qi said: "If a person becomes swollen, that would be really funny." Guo Dalu glared at him again, turned his head and left. Yan Qi grabbed him and said, "Where are you going?" Guo Dalu said coldly: "I've been so hungry recently that I've been too skinny, and I was going to try to get fatter." Yan Qi smiled sweetly and said: "Do you want to rush in like this and find someone to fight with?" Guo Dalu said: "What else can I do to fight with him? Do I kneel down and beg him?" Yan Qi smiled and said, "Even if you really kneel down and beg him, he may not be able to make a move." Guo Dalu said: "Oh?" Yan Qi said with a smile: "Twenty-one marbles are worth a lot of money after all, and he is not crazy, so how could he just use it to beat people casually, not to mention, if he really kills someone, it's not for fun. " Guo Dalu almost screamed, and said: "Just now you were the one who forced me to go, now you are the one who stopped me and didn't want me to go, what the hell are you doing?" Yan Qi said: "It's not that I don't want you to go, it's just that if you want to fight Marshal Jin, you have to find a way." Guo Dalu said: "What method?" Yan Qi said: "Think about it, what kind of person do you need to make Marshal Jin take action?" Guo Dalu said: "I can't think of it, and I don't bother to think about it." Yan Shi said, "There are only two kinds of people?" Guo Dalu said: "Which two kinds of people?" Yan Qi said: "The first type is of course his enemies. If an enemy comes to him, he will of course attack immediately. It's a pity...you don't have any hatred against him." He sighed, as if feeling sorry. Guo Dalu said with a straight face: "Do you want me to snatch his wife and create some hatred first?" Yan Qi chuckled and said: "It is said that his wife is fat and ugly, and she is a tigress. If you really snatch her away, Marshal Jin might be very grateful to you." Guo Dalu said: "Hmph, it's funny." Yan Qi said: "Fortunately, there is another way." Guo Dalu said: "Yes!" Yan Qi said: "No one in the martial arts world is willing to bow their heads to show weakness to others, so if someone comes to the door openly and asks him to compete in martial arts, he will have no choice but to make a move." He suddenly pulled out a red greeting card from his bosom, and said sweetly: "But of course this person has to be a person with a name and surname. Kind of person... don't you think?" The all-red greeting card is very elegant. There is a very resounding name written on it: "thousand-armed Tathagata, ghosts and shadows can't be touched, Kuaishou Drunk Man, Guo Dalu worships." The concierge of the Jin mansion is very old, and his face is full of cunning and cunning. After receiving this greeting card, he looked at it first, and there was no surprise on his face. He just asked indifferently: "This Where is Guo Daxia now?" Guo Dalu said: "It's right here." Only then did the old concierge raise his head and look at him, and said with a dry smile: "So you are Guo Daxia, please forgive me." Guo Dalu said: "Hmph." The old concierge looked at him with a half-smile, and said, "Hero Guo is here, is he trying to compete with our master on hidden weapons?" Guo Dalu said: "How do you know?" The old concierge smiled like an old fox, and said leisurely: "There are always a few heroes coming every month. If I still can't see what your Excellency is here for, that would be a strange thing." Guo Dalu lowered his face and said, "Since you noticed it, why don't you report it quickly?" The old concierge looked at him up and down again, and said: "It seems that Guo Daxia is not drunk today, right?" Guo Dalu said coldly: "The drunk man doesn't necessarily have to get drunk every day." The old concierge said: "Then I advise Mr. Guo that it is better to go back quickly." Guo Dalu said: "Why?" The old concierge laughed even more irritatingly, and said lightly: "Because there are too many heroes here, our master said that he would get dizzy when he saw heroes, and he had told me long ago that he would see all kinds of people. Even turtle bastards, robbers and thieves can be invited in, but heroes... hehe, he will never be seen." The greeting card returned to Yan Qi's hands. Guo Dalu blushed with anger, and said: "This is all a good idea of ​​yours. I have never lost this kind of person in my life, especially that old fox, who seemed to regard me as a thief, smiling all over his face. The way you don't smile can really drive people to death." Yan Qi blinked and said, "Why don't you give him two slaps?" Guo Dalu said: "Because I am a thief in the first place, and I feel guilty for being a thief. If people don't give me two slaps, it is already very polite. How can I have the nerve to beat someone?" Yan Qi smiled. Of course he looked much better than the old porter. Seeing his smile, Guo Dalu seemed to lose his temper. Yan Qi smiled and said: "It turns out that your skin is not too thick, a little thinner than the city wall." Guo Dalu sighed, and said with a wry smile: "So I just want to leave quickly, the sooner the better." Yan Qi grabbed him again and said, "Why are you in a hurry, I have other ways." Guo Dalu seemed taken aback, and said with a bitter face, "Can you come up with another idea?" Yan Qi said: "I can't." Guo Dalu covered his ears with his hands, and said, "Can I not listen?" Yan Qi said: "I can't." He forcefully pushed Guo Dalu's hand away, chuckled and said, "This idea is much better than the one just now, you must listen to it." Guo Dalu smiled wryly: "Your bad idea has almost lost all my people. How can I bear this good idea?" Yan Qi said: "Do you really think it's embarrassing?" Guo Dalu could only sigh. Yan Qi said: "Let me ask you, the big centipede hit you with a hidden weapon, if you caught it, would you send it back to him?" Guo Dalu said: "I'm not crazy, why should I send it back to him? Do you still want him to beat me with it?" Yan Qi said: "That's right." Guo Dalu said: "Which point is right?" Yan Qi said: "If he uses a hidden weapon to hit us, as long as we can catch his hidden weapon, it is our ability, right?" Guo Dalu said: "Yes." Yan Qi said: "If a person makes money by his own ability, there is nothing to be ashamed of, right?" Guo Dalu said: "Yes." Yan Qi said: "How many times are you right now?" Guo Dalu said: "Three o'clock." Yan Qi said: "Then what else do you have to say?" Guo Dalu said: "Not anymore." Yan Qi said: "Do you still want to listen to my idea?" Guo Dalu sighed again, and said with a wry smile, "I really want to die." In fact, knowing that you can't pay, you still have to pay on credit, which is also a shameful thing. But Guo Dalu bit the bullet and went for credit. He is the person who cares about face the most, why would he do such a thing? For friends of course. No matter who in this life, if he has a friend who is willing to embarrass him, his death is not wronged.