Chapter 30 The twenty-ninth way to make money

Guo Dalu sighed again and said, "According to this, don't we have nowhere to go?" Yan Qi said: "Who said we have no way to go? Roads are made by people, as long as you are determined, as long as you are willing to go, there must be a way to go." Guo Dalu said: "I understand this truth, and I have told others about it, but now..." Guo Dalu said: "Now I only believe in one thing?" Yan Qi said: "What matter?" Guo Dalu said: "If I haven't given the money owed to others today, we will have to stop cooking today." There are many good truths in the world, but it is a pity that no matter how good the truth is, it cannot be sold for nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine taels of silver.

Not even a tael of silver can be sold. Just now there was one person in a daze, but now there are two people. It is more uncomfortable for two people to be in a daze than for one. Guo Dalu couldn't take it anymore, he stood up and walked around seventeen or eight times, then suddenly cried out, "I remembered a word." Yan Qi glanced at him out of the corner of his eye, and said, "What's a word?" Guo Dalu said: "A very useful sentence." Yan Qi said: "What's the use?" Guo Dalu said: "At least it can be used for emergency." Yan Qi said: "In that case, I want to hear it too."

Guo Dalu said: "Friends have the meaning of making money, you must have heard this saying." Yan Qi said: "You want to borrow money from others." Guo Dalu said: "It's not about looking for others, it's about looking for friends." Yan Qi said: "There is only one kind of person in this world who has the fewest friends, do you know what kind of person it is?" Guo Dalu said: "What kind of person?" Yan Qi said: "It's the kind of person who wants to borrow money from friends." Guo Dalu said: "I don't want to find many friends, I just want to find one."

Yan Qi said: "When you want to ask a friend for the wrong money, you may find that you don't even have a friend." Guo Dalu said: "But friends like us..." Yan Qi said: "If we are friends like us, there is no need to wait for you to speak." Guo Dalu said: "So you think that there is no friend in the world that you can borrow money from." Yan Qi said: "Not a single one." Guo Dalu said: "I think there is one." Yan Qi said: "Who?" Guo Dalu said: "Sour plum soup." Yan Qi frowned, and didn't even say a word.

Guo Dalu said: "I don't want you to speak, I can go, I finally helped her." Yan Qi sneered again: "There is only one type of person in the world who would borrow money from a woman." Guo Dalu said: "What kind of person are you talking about?" Yan Qi said coldly: "Idiot, only an idiot would think that a woman is willing to lend him ten thousand taels of silver." Guo Dalu said: "I also know that women are always more stingy than men, but in her eyes, ten thousand taels of silver should be nothing." Yan Qi said: "It's really nothing, it's only ten thousand taels of silver."

Guo Dalu said: "But she is not stingy." Yan Qi said: "No matter how generous a woman is, she won't lend money to a man." Guo Dalu said: "Why?" Yan Qi said: "Because women think differently." Guo Dalu said: "What's the difference?" Yan Qi said coldly: "They always think that a man who is willing to borrow money from a woman must be the most worthless man. A woman who is willing to lend money to a man is also worthless." Guo Dalu was stunned for a long time, then suddenly smiled and said: "Actually, only a woman knows what a woman thinks, and you are not a woman."

Yan Qi said with a straight face, "Of course I'm not." Guo Dalu smiled and said, "So you don't know, so I still want to try." Yan Qi said: "What if we run into a wall?" Guo Dalu sighed, and said: "Even if you hit a nail, it's still a stone nail. It's better than hitting someone else's iron nail." He suddenly smiled again, and murmured: "If there are gold nails and silver nails in the world, I'd rather touch a few more." Yan Qi's eyes suddenly lit up, she jumped up suddenly, and said loudly: "You finally said something really useful."

Guo Dalu was stunned instead, and said in a low voice, "What did I say? What's the use?" Yan Qi said: "This sentence is not only really useful, but also really valuable." Guo Dalu couldn't understand even more. Yan Qi had already picked up seven or eight stones from the ground, said: "Do you know that I'm good at hidden weapons?" Guo Dalu shook his head and said, "I don't know, you never used hidden weapons against me." Yan Qi said: "If I use a hidden weapon against you, can you catch it?" Guo Dalu said: "Not necessarily."

Yan Qi said: "Do you want to try it?" Guo Dalu said: "I don't want to." Yan Qi said: "You can't do it if you don't want to, you have to try." The stone in his hand suddenly hit Guo Dalu in the way of "flowers raining all over the sky". Really hit the past, not at all polite. There is a method of "spreading flowers and rain" in hidden weapons. Almost everyone in the Jianghu knows and has heard of it. But there are not many people who have really seen this technique, and of course there are even fewer who really know how to use it.

Now Guo Dalu finally saw it. Yan Qi not only really knows how to use this method, but also uses it really well. Seven or eight stones hit Guo Dalu like rain. Guo Dalu turned around, took a wrong step, avoided two or three stones, and reached out to catch another three or four, but still one or two hit him, making him scream. He stepped on Yan Qi and said loudly: "What do you mean?" Yan Qi smiled and said: "It doesn't mean anything else, I just want you to earn a few thousand taels of silver back." Guo Dalu was stunned again, and said, "What do you use to make money?"

Yan Qi said: "Use your hands." He smiled, and then said: "Your hands are already pretty sharp. There are not many people who can catch my four hidden weapons. As long as you practice a few more times, it will be easy to earn thousands of taels of silver." Guo Dalu looked at his hands, becoming more and more confused. He really couldn't see why these hands could make thousands of taels of silver... If he wanted to lose a few thousand taels of silver with these hands, it would be really easy. He lost thousands of taels with a single roll of dice. Yan Qi picked up stones there again. Guo Dalu couldn't help asking: "What exactly do you want me to do? To throw dice to cheat people's money," Yan Qi smiled and said, "Who else can you cheat out of by throwing the dice? You are the king of losers." Guo Dalu said: "How can the king of losers win?" Yan Qi said: "As long as you can catch all my hidden weapons at once, I will guarantee that you will win." Guo Dalu said: "What if I still lose? What should I lose to others?" Yan Qi sighed, and said: "If you still lose this time, I'm afraid you will lose your life." Guo Dalu smiled wryly, "I seem to have only one life to lose." Yan Qi said: "So, you have to find a way to catch these hidden weapons of mine. If you can't catch them with your hands, you have to bite them with your mouth." It is not an easy task to catch the hidden weapon issued by the method of "raining flowers all over the sky". Guo Dalu received it three times, and his body has been hit seven times, although it is not too heavy.But it also made my bones ache from the beating. This time Yan Qi didn't feel bad at all, and picked up stones all over the ground again. Guo Dalu could only watch from the side in a daze. until now.He still couldn't figure out what kind of medicine was sold in Yan Qi's gourd. If it was someone else, he might have quit. But he trusted Yan Qi. He believed that even if everyone in the world wanted to punish him, Yan Qi would never help them. There were not many small stones in the yard, Yan Qi held a handful full in his hand, but felt that it was not enough, so he ran to the corner to pick it up. Guo Dalu touched the numb and painful place on his shoulder, and couldn't help sighing. If he wanted to catch so many hidden weapons at once, he was really not sure. There was a fragrance of flowers in the wind, and the peach blossoms on the opposite side were about to bloom. Guo Dalu raised his head, and suddenly saw Wang Dong sitting at the window, waving to him. When Yan Qi picked up the stone and turned around, he had already run to Wang Dong's side. One was inside the window and the other was outside the window, gesticulating and muttering, but he didn't know what they were talking about. Yan Qi could only wait. After waiting for a long time, I saw Guo Dalu Shi Shiran coming over, with his hands behind his back, and the expression on his face seemed to be very smug. Wang Dong was still sitting at the window looking this way, with a smile on his face, which seemed to be very mysterious. Yan Qi couldn't help it, and shouted: "Hey, what are you two talking about?" Guo Dalu asked: "Who is with whom?" Yan Qi said: "You and Wang Dong." Guo Dalu said: "Oh, you said Wang Dong, he wants me to tell you that he wants to eat stewed radish with ribs tonight." Everyone could see he was lying. When Guo Dalu told a lie, he seemed to have a signboard on his face. Yan Qi glared at him, and said coldly: "A liar should be careful not to have his teeth knocked out." Guo Dalu smiled and said, "Try it." Yan Qi said: "Okay." This time, not only did he hit more stones, but he also used more force. The more force you use, the more urgent the stone will come. Guo Dalu turned around, and suddenly there were two shiny silver things in his hands, like the kind of nets with handles that children use to catch tadpoles. A dozen or so locust stones that were rushing and fast, like tadpoles, were almost all caught by him into the net. The ones that slipped through the net were only two or three yuan at most, and Guo Dalu easily dodged it. Now Yan Qilian's eyes seemed to be a little straight, she stared and said: "What is this?" Guo Dalu smiled and said: "What do you think of this thing, do you admire it?" Yan Qi said: "Did Boss Wang just teach you?" Guo Dalu was triumphant, and said: "Even if he taught me, it takes a smart person like me to learn it well." Yan Qi curled her lips and said, "When did you become smart?" Guo Dalu smiled and said, "I'm not stupid at all, as long as it's a fun trick, I can learn it." Yan Qi stretched out her hand and said, "Bring it to me." Guo Dalu immediately retracted his hands behind his back and said, "No." Yan Qi said: "Why not?" Guo Dalu said: "Boss Wang said that the heavenly secrets must not be leaked." Yan Qi said: "Okay, you can try this again." This time, his method of launching the concealed weapon was faster and more ingenious. A dozen or so small stones seemed to have become alive, with wings and eyes, and they were aimed at the weakest part of Guo Dalu's body. Who knew that the two nets in Guo Dalu's hands seemed to have been waiting there for a long time. This time out of the dozen or so stones, only one could leak out of the net. Guo Dalu laughed loudly and said, "You should admire me now, right?" Yan Qi stared, then finally smiled and said: "It seems that you are not stupid." Guo Dalu was even more proud, and said: "To be honest, I haven't seriously practiced the technique of receiving hidden weapons before, just because...just because you can't guess why?" Yan Qi said: "I can't guess." Guo Dalu said: "It's just because my hands are naturally faster than others, and my eyes are also naturally sharper than others, so I don't need to practice at all." Yan Qi said flatly: "That's why you got hit by that big centipede." Guo Dalu didn't blush at all, he still said with a smile: "That doesn't count, now you can ask him to try again." He rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I heard that all heroes in the world have a nickname that can be called well. Now I want to come up with a nickname. It's really suitable for me." Yan Qi said: "What nickname?" Guo Dalu said: "Thousand-armed Tathagata, ghosts and shadows can't be touched, quick hands and drunken man." Yan Qi couldn't help laughing, and said, "I also have a nickname, it's more suitable for you." Guo Dalu said: "Tell me and listen." Yan Qi said: "Clumsy, drunk and crawling all over the floor, the king of losers is a stupid bird. Do you think this nickname is appropriate?"