Chapter 22 The 22nd time when the beautiful lady at the shifting place in Laona Mountain changed her makeup outside the world

Wei Xiaobao set off, it was getting late, but the imperial decree ordered him to leave Beijing immediately, no matter what he said, he had to leave the city.After leaving Yongding Gate for twenty li, they camped and stayed.The Xiaoqi battalion is the personal soldiers protecting the emperor, they are all relatives and noble children of Manchuria, and the food and drink are all ten times higher than ordinary soldiers.Everyone has been staying in Beijing for a long time, and when they go out of Beijing, they are all very happy. What's more, they are not going to fight desperately, and they are on business in Henan.

Wei Xiaobao had dinner and wine, and went to bed too early, so he summoned Zhang Kangnian, Zhao Qixian and other bodyguards, as well as the commanders and assistants of Xiaoqi Battalion, to the tent of the Chinese army.Everyone thought: "The emperor doesn't know what important things he sent Deputy Commander Wei to do. He sent us to announce a special purpose." After everyone saw each other, Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "My brothers are free and have nothing to do, his grandma's, let's all come to gamble, and I will be the banker." The officers were stunned and said he was joking, but they saw him take out four dice from his pocket and throw them on the wooden table.Generally, all soldiers are not fond of gambling, but when they are marching, gambling is strictly prohibited, so as not to fluctuate the morale of the army and make mistakes in important matters.How did Wei Xiaobao understand this?Although the commanders and assistants of the Xiaoqi Battalion knew the military law, they thought it wasn't a war this time, so why should they hinder the deputy commander's elegance?Wei Xiaobao took out a stack of silver bills from his bosom, put them on a few tables, there was a total of five or six thousand taels of silver, and said: "Whoever has the ability will come and win?" All the officers went back to the account to get the silver.

Many of the sergeants in the Xiaoqi Battalion are low-ranking but rich in wealth. I heard that Deputy Wei is in charge of gambling, and they all steal into the account. Wei Xiaobao shouted: "It doesn't matter how big or small you are on the court, you only eat silver ingots! Heroes and heroes, the more you lose, the more you laugh, you bastard, run away if you win!" He blew on the four dice and threw them down. When he was in Yangzhou, he was very envious of the prestige of the casino dealer, and he would pay it off if he was a deputy general manager or deputy capital commander. Today, he leads thousands of people to play big games in the dealership, and that is the greatest pride in his life.

All the officers placed bets one after another, and they got paid and lost.After gambling for a while, everyone got excited and the bets got bigger and bigger, and the sergeants who crowded behind also handed over their money to bet.The bodyguard Zhao Qixian and a Manchurian leader stood beside Wei Xiaobao, helping him collect bets and lose money.In the tent of the Chinese army, but there is a sound of shouting and drinking, and paying for food, it seems like a big casino.After gambling for more than an hour, there are more than 20,000 taels of silver on the gaming table.Some who lost everything went back to the camp and borrowed money from colleagues who did not gamble to make up for it.

Wei Xiaobao tossed the dice, all four dice were all red, it was a take-all.Everyone was very frustrated, some cursed, some sighed.Zhao Qixian stretched out his hand, and was about to put all the bets in, when Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Wait a minute! This is the first day I lead troops to make a banker. This bet is given to all friends, don't take it!" All the soldiers cheered loudly and shouted in unison: "Deputy Wei is truly a hero!" Wei Xiaobao said: "If you want to raise your bet, do so!" , The table is full of silver. Suddenly a person said loudly: "Put Tianmen!" and bet a watermelon-like thing on Tianmen.When everyone saw it, they were stunned.On the gaming table was a bloody head.The head was wearing an official hat, and he was actually a royal guard.

Zhao Qixian exclaimed: "Ge Tong!" It turned out that this was the head of Ge Tong, the imperial guard.He was patrolling outside the tent on duty, but his head was beheaded. Everyone looked up in panic, and saw more than a dozen people in blue shirts standing at the entrance of the Chinese army's tent, each holding a long sword.All the officers were engrossed in gambling, and no one knew when these people came in.All the officers in the tent didn't bring weapons, so they didn't know what to do for a while.Standing in front of the gaming table was a young man in his mid-twenties, with empty hands, he said, "Master Du Tong, do you accept the bet?"

Zhao Qixian shouted: "Take it!" Immediately, four imperial guards rushed towards the young man.The man spread his arms and grabbed the chests of the two, with a bang, he bumped the two head to head, and the two fainted immediately.Following the flash of white light, two long swords stabbed out from the vests of the other two guards to their chests.The two guards screamed miserably and fell to the ground dead.One of the men in blue shirt wielding the sword is a middle-aged man, and the other is a Taoist.The two drew their swords and waved their hands at the same time, and the two swords flew together, making two plopping sounds, and they were all inserted into the gambling table.The middle-aged man shouted: "Press the door!" The Taoist shouted: "Press the door!" As expected, the two long swords were inserted into the upper door and the lower door respectively.

With a wave of the young man's left hand, four men in blue shirt rushed up, and the four long swords pointed at Wei Xiaobao's left and right vitals. Zhao Qixian yelled tremblingly: "Who are you guys? So... so courageous. Killing an official and breaking into the camp, no... Aren't you afraid of killing... beheading?" Among the four people who pointed their swords at Wei Xiaobao, one suddenly laughed and said: "We are not afraid, are you afraid?" It was a delicate female voice.Wei Xiaobao looked sideways and saw a girl of fifteen or sixteen years old, with a slightly round face and a very sweet appearance, a pair of big eyes were black and bright, and there was a smile on her lips.He was already scared out of his wits, but when he saw the beautiful woman, his courage increased naturally, and he said with a smile, "I've been afraid of a single girl pointing at her with a sword."

The girl raised her long sword slightly, and the tip of the sword touched his shoulder, and said: "Since you are afraid, why are you still laughing?" Wei Xiaobao's face was serious, and he said: "I listen to women most, girls say you are not allowed to laugh, so I don't laugh .” Sure enough, there was no smile on his face.Seeing him pretending, the girl couldn't help laughing out loud. The young man in the lead frowned slightly, and said with a sneer: "The Manchurian Tartars are also dying, and there is such a young boy to lead the army. Hey, two swords and a head have already been bet, why don't you roll the dice? "

There was a beautiful girl beside Wei Xiaobao, and he heard him say that he was going to throw dice, he calmed down a bit, and asked: "What do I pay for if I lose?" The young man said: "Then there is no need to ask? If you lose the sword, you will pay for the sword, and if you lose, you will pay for the head." !” It was expected that the young general would beg for mercy and surrender.Who would have thought that Wei Xiaobao would surrender when he loses in fights and contests, but he refuses to be a bear or a pussy at the gambling table, not to mention there is a handsome girl by his side, how can he be ashamed before a beautiful girl in his life?He thought again: "Your four swords are already pointing at me. If you want to kill me, it doesn't matter if you lose or win. Anyway, you are going to kill me. Why do you have to suffer verbally?" Immediately picked up the dice and said: "Okay, accept it." You lose your sword, you lose your head, you lose your head, and you take off your pants! You throw first!"

The young man didn't expect this young general to have such courage, he was taken aback.The middle-aged man said in a low voice: "The army is out, there will be changes if it is too late!" If he doesn't need to waste time, I am afraid that two thousand Manchurian soldiers will rush in, and it will be difficult to deal with.The young man glanced at Wei Xiaobao, seeing that there was no fear on his face, he said: "I won't bet with you, even if you die, you won't be convinced." He took the dice and rolled it, it was a six.The Taoist and the middle-aged man also tossed each, both at eight points. Wei Xiaobao picked up the dice, stretched out his palm in front of the girl, and said: "Girl, please blow!" The girl smiled and said: "What are you doing?" She still blew on the dice.Wei Xiaobao said: "It's done! The beauty blows, there is no compensation for killing!" He shook the dice a few times in his palm, and was about to throw it down, Zhao Qixian said: "Wait a minute! Wei Dutong, ask...ask them what they want ?” He was afraid that if Wei Xiaobao rolled the dice, if he rolled it under six, his life would be in danger, and he was even more afraid that Wei Xiaobao would not pay for his own head, but cut off Zhao Qixian’s head to pay for it, who taught me to stand by the side What about the gang? The young man sneered and said, "If you are afraid, then kneel down and beg for mercy." Wei Xiaobao said: "The tortoise bastard is afraid!" He was playing tricks in his hands, but when he was frightened, his technique was not very clever, and he threw the four dice, rolling and rolling, and when they settled down, they couldn't make a pair of sky cards, but they were six o'clock.Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, and shouted: "Six eats six, kills Tianmen, pays up and pays down." He lifted Ge Tong's head, put it in front of him, and said: "Brother Zhao, bring two swords, pay for it." Up and down." Zhao Qixian replied, "Yes!" and walked towards the door of the tent. A man in blue shirt pointed his sword at his chest and shouted: "Stop!" Wei Xiaobao said: "You are not allowed to take a sword? Well, that's fine, a sword is worth a thousand taels of silver." From the pile of silver in front of him He took two thousand taels, divided them equally and placed them beside the long sword. This group of thugs broke into the Chinese army's tent and restrained the commander. All the officers were helpless. The enemy's martial arts were high, and he killed people without any restraint. Although there were many soldiers on his side, they were all out of the tent. They didn't get any information. They will fight together later. Everyone in the tent was unarmed, fearing that they would all die, when they were in fear, seeing Wei Xiaobao throwing dice with the enemy, chatting and laughing freely, they couldn't help admiring his courage.Some people thought: "Children don't know the heights of the sky and the earth, do you think these gangsters are playing with you?" The young man sneered again, and said: "With our two swords, we only win two thousand taels of silver from you? Take the silver from the table together!" Six or seven men in blue shirts stepped forward and took the silver from the gambling table. I took all the bank notes at once.The young man took a long sword, pointed at Wei Xiaobao's throat, and shouted: "Little servant, are you a Manchurian or a Han? What's your name?" Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "If I want to surrender, you will surrender as soon as you come in. If you surrender again at this time, you will have no end, and all your previous efforts will be wasted. If you want to be tough, you will be tough to the end." He laughed and said: "I am the deputy governor of Zhenghuangqi, The one named Huachai Huachai Xiaobao is it. If you want to kill, then kill, and if you want to bet, then gamble! Hehe, bullying the small with the big is not a good man." The last eight words are really begging for mercy, but they are true Quite a bit heroic. The young man smiled slightly and said: "It is not a good man to bully the small with the big. This sentence is not bad. Junior sister, you are about the same age as him, so fight him." The girl smiled and said: "Okay!" The sword came out, and he said with a smile: "Hey, General Huacha Huacha Xiaobao, I will teach you your brilliant moves." The three people beside Wei Xiaobao raised their swords slightly, touched his clothes, and said in unison: "Go out and do it!" With a wave of the young man's hand, the long sword flew up and stuck on the table in front of Wei Xiaobao. Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "I don't know any fencing skills at all, so I'm sure I can't beat this little girl." He said: "It's not a good man to bully the little by the big. I'm older than the little girl, how can I bully her?" The young man grabbed his back by the collar and lifted it up, shouting: "If you don't dare to compete with swords, then kowtow to my little junior sister for mercy." Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "Okay, just kowtow if you kowtow. A man has gold under his knees, so it's better to kneel to a woman every day!" He bent his knees and knelt down to the girl.All the people in blue shirts burst into laughter. All of a sudden, Wei Xiaobao turned to the young man's back, pointed the dagger at his back, and said with a smile, "Are you surrendering or not?" This sudden change happened unexpectedly, even though the young man's martial arts were high, he was caught off guard, and he had already restrained him.It turned out that Wei Xiaobao knew that he hadn't mastered the six life-saving moves he had learned from Shenlong Island, so he had to playfully smile, make jokes, and pretend to be a clown, causing the enemies to laugh at him for making a fool of himself. When he knelt down, he stretched out his hand to hold the dagger handle, and suddenly used With that trick "Feiyan Huixiang", it turned defeat into victory.If he is an adult and the opponent is on guard, this half-baked and specious move will definitely be ineffective.But firstly this move is very clever, even though it is not completely correct, it is still powerful, secondly, how did the young man think that this clown-like boy would come up with such a clever move, so he got the idea. The people in blue were shocked, all seven or eight long swords were pointed at his body, and they all shouted: "Let go!" Seeing that his dagger was aimed at the young man's back heart, each of the seven or eight swords was of course You can stab him to death, but he only needs to give the dagger lightly, but the young man will inevitably die, so he stabbed the point of the sword a few feet away from him, and dared not go further. Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "Let go, let go, what's so strange?" He swung the dagger in a circle, there was a clang sound, seven or eight long swords snapped off, and the pointed end of the dagger pointed at the young man's back heart again.The men in blue were startled and took a step back. Wei Xiaobao said: "Put down the money, and I will spare your boss." The men in blue who held the silver in their hands put the silver bill on the table without any hesitation. Hundreds of people outside the tent shouted: "Don't let the bandits go!" The Taoist shouted: "Kill the little tartar first!" He pulled out the long sword on the gambling table, a white light flashed, and with a pop, it stabbed Wei Xiaobao's right chest.His sword calculation was extremely precise, he cut horizontally and stabbed from front to back, it was predicted that after Wei Xiaobao was hit by the sword, his body would fall back, and the point of the dagger would leave the young man's vest. Unexpectedly, when the long sword bent, it snapped immediately with a slap.Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Ah, you can't kill me!" All the men in blue were stunned when they saw that he was invulnerable.The Taoist only felt that the point of the sword was soft against his body, not piercing the armored vest, he didn't know it for a moment, so he didn't know that Wei Xiaobao was wearing a self-defense robe, the sharp blade was hard to hurt. At this time, hundreds of sergeants had poured into the tent of the Chinese army, with long spears and broadswords, densely covering the surrounding area, and all the guards and officers had also obtained weapons from their subordinates.No matter how good the martial arts of the dozen or so blue-clothed men are, it is difficult for them to break out of the encirclement, not to mention the swords of a few of them have been broken, and the leader has been restrained.The young man shouted loudly: "Leave me alone, go out on your own!" All the guards and officers rushed up, every seven or eight people surrounded one person.If these blue-clothed men moved a little, they would be torn apart by knives, so they had to throw down their weapons and capture them without a fight. Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "These people are very skilled in martial arts, and they are against the imperial court. Maybe they have something to do with the world, how can I let them go?" He laughed immediately: "Brother, you could have killed me just now, but you didn't do it. .If I kill you right now and don't give you a chance to make money, I'm not a hero. This is called a bastard. If you win, you will run away. Well, let's gamble our heads again." At this time, there were seven or eight soldiers. The blade pointed at the young man.Wei Xiaobao put away the dagger, sat down with a smile. The young man said angrily: "If you want to kill, kill me, don't come to amuse me." Wei Xiaobao picked up the four dice and said with a smile: "I'll be the banker, bet on your heads, and bet one by one. Whoever wins will leave immediately, and another hundred taels will be tied. If the dice loses, Brother Zhao , you stand by with a sharp knife, chop it down with one knife, cut off the head, and avenge our big brother Ge Tongge." He counted the number of opponents, there were nineteen people in total, and immediately divided the ingots of silver into nineteen piles, each pile was one hundred taels. Those men in blue thought they killed officials and made trouble, and since they have been captured, they all beheaded naturally, and there is no reason for them to be spared. Unexpectedly, this young general wanted to pretend to be a hero, and he let his life out. If he lost the dice, it would be helpless up.The Taoist exclaimed: "Very good, the man has said his word..." Wei Xiaobao said: "A dead horse is hard to chase! I spend a lot of time and money to send Xiaobao to do things, and I will never take advantage of others. This little sister didn't know she was a little sister, she blew on the dice for me just now, and saved my money." Head, you don’t have to gamble. Your little head is the red money I will give you after I win. Take the one hundred taels of silver and go to the account first. Send an order that the guards outside must not stay. An assistant leader issued an order loudly: "The deputy commander-in-chief issued an order: those who are released from the tents of the Chinese army are all at their own discretion, and they must not be left behind." The defenders outside the tents agreed loudly.Wei Xiaobao pushed two ingots of fifty taels of ingots in front of the girl. The girl's face turned white and red, she shook her head slowly, and said in a low voice: "I don't want it. We...we are nineteen people from the same sect, and we live and die together together." Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay, you are very loyal. Since we live and die together, there is no need to gamble one by one. Little girl, you bet with me. You win, and nineteen people take the money and walk together; If we lose, would it be nice to have all nineteen heads chopped off?" The girl looked at the young man, waiting for his instructions. That young man is very difficult to make a decision, if nineteen people bet against this little general, there will be winners and losers, if he is true to his words, then half of the nineteen people will survive, and they can still try to get revenge in the future.But if the younger junior sister rolls the dice, if they win, the whole army will retreat, and if they lose, the whole army will be wiped out, which is too dangerous.He looked slowly at the fellow disciples. A big man in blue said loudly: "Junior sister is right. We live and die together. Please toss it. Otherwise, even if I win, I won't be able to live alone." Seven or eight people echoed. Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "Okay! Little girl, you roll first!" He pushed the dice basin towards the girl. The young girl looked at the young man, wanting to act with his wink.The young man nodded and said: "Junior Junior Sister, life and death are a matter of fate, you should throw it boldly. Anyway, everyone lives and dies together!" The girl reached into the bowl and grabbed the four dice, her long eyelashes drooped, she suddenly raised her head, and glanced at Wei Xiaobao, the hand holding the dice trembled slightly, as soon as she let go, the four dice fell off the plate, Make a crisp sound.The girl closed her eyes, but she didn't dare to look, only to hear a cry in her ears: "Three! Three! Three! Three o'clock!" mixed with the laughter and cursing of all the guards and soldiers.Although the girl didn't know how to bet on dice, she heard her enemies laughing and shouting, guessing that she rolled the dice very badly, she slowly opened her eyes and saw that everyone in the same sect was pale. The largest of the four dice can be thrown to Supreme, followed by sky pair, earth pair, person pair, tie pair, plum blossom, long three, bench, bull head and other pairs. Even if they are not paired, there are nine or even four points that are better than three points. for big.Once these three points are thrown, 99% out of 100 will be lost. Even if Wei Xiaobao also tossed three points, he is the banker, and if he eats three points at three points, he can still behead nineteen people. A blue-shirted man suddenly shouted: "My head is for me to gamble on. Others don't count." The Taoist said angrily: "Man, man, how can you be so greedy for life and afraid of death? I fell into the hands of my Wangwu sect." Prestige." Wei Xiaobao nodded and said: "Are all of you from the Wangwu sect?" The man said: "Anyway, everyone is dead, so it doesn't matter if I tell you." The man in blue said loudly: "I am my father I was born by my mother, except for my parents, no one can determine my life or death." The Taoist said angrily: "You didn't say anything before your little junior sister rolled the dice, and you didn't speak until she rolled three points. My Wangwu faction Among them, there is no such person as you." The man's life is at stake, and he said loudly: "Uncle Wufu, it's no big deal if I don't become a disciple of the Wangwu sect." Another man said coldly: " You only want to survive, don’t you care about the rest, don’t you?” The man said: “This young general obviously wants us to bet with him one by one. Junior sister throws the dice on behalf of you, you agreed, did I say yes? " The blue-clothed youth said solemnly: "Okay, Senior Brother Yuan, from now on, you are not a disciple of the Wangwu Sect. You have bet with him yourself." The surname Yuan said: "If it is not, then it is good." Wei Xiaobao said: "Your surname is Yuan, what's your name?" The Yuan surname hesitated for a moment, seeing that his fellow disciples had become enemies, if he used a fake name, he would be exposed, he said: "It's Xia Yuan Yi Fang." The young man snorted , said: "Your Excellency, you might as well change your name to Yuan Fang." Wei Xiaobao said: "Why did you change your name? Well, Yuan Fang, Yuan Fang, the word 'righteousness' is missing, he is calling you unyielding. Hey, Wang Friends of the house faction, who else wants to bet on their own?" He looked at the blue-shirted people, and saw two people's lips moved slightly, as if they wanted to bet on themselves, but after a moment of hesitation, they finally stopped talking. Wei Xiaobao said: "Very well, under the Wangwu faction, everyone is a hero, very loyal. This brother Yuan is not from the Wangwu faction anyway, whether he has loyalty or not has nothing to do with the Wangwu faction." The young man slightly He smiled and said: "Thank you very much." Wei Xiaobao said: "Come here, pour some wine! I will have a drink with eighteen friends here, and we will lose or win, in short, life and death. These eighteen friends have a deep sense of loyalty You must make friends." The sergeant poured nineteen glasses of wine, put a glass in front of Wei Xiaobao, and the eighteen men in blue shirts each handed a glass.When those people saw that the young man at the head had picked it up, they all took it too. The young man said loudly: "We will never make friends with the Manchurian Tartars. It's just that you are refreshing and you value our Wangwu sect very much, so it doesn't matter if we drink this glass of wine with you." Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay, do it Alright!" He drank it all.The eighteen people also drank, throwing their wine glasses on the ground one after another.Yuan Yifang turned his head away with a livid face. Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Waiting for eighteen sharp knives, I only need to roll three or more of the dice to cut off the heads of these eighteen good friends." All the officers suddenly agreed, and the eighteen officers Raise the sword and stand behind the eighteen people. Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "I have rigged this pair of dice, so it's not difficult to roll one or two. It's just that I haven't practiced much lately, and my hand skills are rusty. Just now I wanted to throw a pair of dice, but I failed. At six o'clock, if there is a slight difference, the lives of these eighteen people will inevitably be killed. These stinky men are fine, and it is a pity that this little girl like a flower is dead?" He picked up the four dice, shook them in his hands, blew his breath, turned his fingers lightly, threw them down, and then covered the mouth of the bowl with his left palm.He could only hear the dice roll a few times, and when they settled down, he was not sure, so he moved his finger away from the slit and looked closely, only to see that among the four dice, two had two points, one had one point, and the other had five points. It's an individual ten.Don't be ten is no point, so small that it can't be smaller.He had already made up his mind that if his technique was not effective and he rolled three or more, he casually said two or one, shook the dice bowl, disturbed the dice, and died without any proof. Dare to openly criticize.Now that he succeeded in cheating, he was overjoyed and cursed: "Damn it, my hand should be cut off!" He hit the back of his right hand several times with his left hand. When everyone saw the dice, they all shouted: "Don't be ten, don't be ten!" Those men in blue escaped from death and couldn't help cheering.The blue-clothed youth in the lead looked at Wei Xiaobao and thought to himself: "The Manchurian Tartars are not faithful, so I wonder if what he said counts?" Wei Xiaobao pushed the money on the gambling table and said: "You won the money, take it. Do you want to gamble again?" The young man said: "I don't dare to take the money. Your Excellency keeps your word, you are a hero. There will be a period later." He cupped his hands and turned to leave.Wei Xiaobao said: "Hey, if you don't take the money if you win, don't you look down on my servant Huacha Xiaobao?" The young man thought to himself: "We are in a dangerous place, so there should be no delay." He said: "Thank you so much." Ten The eight people took the silver, turned around and went out of the account. Wei Xiaobao's eyes were fixed on the girl's face.After she took the silver, she couldn't help but cast a glance at Wei Xiaobao.Looking at each other, the girl blushed, smiled slightly, and said in a low voice: "Thank you." After taking two steps, she turned her head and said, "Little general, can you give me these four dice?" Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "Success, what's wrong. Are you using it to gamble with the seniors?" The girl smiled and said: "No. I want to keep it, I really scared half of my life just now." Wei Xiaobao grabbed four dice, put them in her hand, took advantage of the momentum and squeezed lightly on her wrist, this is cheap, always begging for it. The girl said again: "Thank you." Quickly walked out of the account. Yuan Yifang saw that all the fellows were going out of the tent, so he wanted to go out.Wei Xiaobao said: "Hey, I've never bet with you." Yuan Yifang's face turned pale immediately, he thought: "This matter is really wrong, if I knew he would roll ten, why should I waste it Be a villain." Said: "The general has no dice, I... I just don't want to gamble." Wei Xiaobao said: "Why don't you gamble? You can gamble on anything, you can gamble on the fist, you can gamble on rolling coins." Grabbing a stack of banknotes, he said, "Guess, how many taels of silver are there in total?" Yuan Yifang said, "How can you guess?" Wei Xiaobao slapped the table and shouted: "This bandit is rude to this general, take Go out and chop it!" All the officers agreed in unison. Yuan Yifang was so frightened that his face turned pale, his knees softened, he knelt on the ground, and said: "Young...the villain dare not, but the general...the general has mercy." Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, thinking: "This guy calls me a big General." Shouted: "What I'm asking you, I'll tell you the truth, if you hide anything, I'll cut off your head." Yuan Yifang said repeatedly: "Yes, yes!" Wei Xiaobao ordered people to take the shackles and handcuffs, and handcuffed him, and ordered the officers who had lost money to get back the bets, and retreated out. Only Zhang Kangnian and Zhao Qixian were left in the account, and the Xiaoqi battalion participated in Fuchun.Now Zhang Kangnian is interrogating, he asks a question, Yuan Yifang answers, and there is nothing to hide. It turned out that Situ Bolei, the head of the Wangwu faction, was originally a lieutenant general of the Ming Dynasty.Later, Li Zicheng broke through Beijing, Wu Sangui led the Qing soldiers into the pass, and Situ Bolei led the troops to fight against Li Zicheng's troops, bravely killed the enemy, and returned to Beijing.At that time, he only said that the Qing soldiers entered the customs to avenge Emperor Chongzhen, but he didn't know that the Qing soldiers took the opportunity to occupy the Han people's country, and Wu Sangui became a big traitor.In a fit of rage, Stuart immediately abandoned his official position and went to live in seclusion in Wangwu Mountain.Many of his old subordinates were unwilling to surrender to the Manchu Qing, so they all lived together in Wangwushan.Situ Bolei was originally a master of martial arts, he taught his old martial arts in his free time, after a long time, he naturally became a royal school.That is, there are masters and apprentices first, and then there are sects, which is quite different from other sects.Speaking of Situ Bolei's name, Zhang Kangnian and others have also heard about it. Yuan Yifang said that the young man who took the lead was Situ Bolei's son Situ He, and the rest were brothers from the same school, and some were older, they were called uncles.The girl's name was Zeng Rou, and her father was an old member of Situ Bolei, who had passed away a few years ago, and when he was dying, he ordered her to worship under his old boss. They recently received news that Wu Yingxiong, Wu Sangui's son, had arrived in Beijing, and Master Situ sent them to meet him.Passing by here, I saw the Qing army camp, Situ He was a young man, sneaked in to spy on him, and saw that everyone was gambling, and wanted to rob, not for money, but for the arrogance of killing the Manchurian soldiers. Wei Xiaobao asked: "Why did you go to see Wu Sangui's son?" Yuan Yifang said: "Master ordered us to find a way to capture him and go to Wangwu Mountain, so as to blackmail Wu Sangui, force him... force him..." Wei Xiaobao said: "What? Forcing him to rebel?" Yuan Yifang said: "It's what the master said, but it has nothing to do with the villain. The villain is loyal to the Qing Dynasty and never dares to rebel. Today, the villain will make a clean break with the Wangwu faction. Refuse to be rebellious, abandon the dark and turn to the bright, and revolt before the battle." Wei Xiaobao kicked him away, and scolded with a smile: "Damn, you are still a great righteous man." Yuan Yifang did not dodge, took his kick, and said: "Yes, yes! It all depends on the cultivation of the general. From now on, the villain will be a slave to the general. He will be loyal and will go through fire and water, and will not hesitate." Wei Xiaobao thought that the other party killed the three imperial guards at once, but he released Situ He and Zeng Rou. He was afraid that Zhang Kangnian and other guards would not accept it. At least he could blame Lao Tzu for his bad luck with dice. It is necessary to give everyone some benefits, which is the face of being a big banker. After pondering for a while, he came up with an idea, reached out and slapped the table heavily, and shouted: "You bold rebel, you are obviously going to collude with Wu Sangui to rebel and cause chaos. But he said he wanted to kidnap his son. How much benefit did you get from Wu Sangui, but you concealed it for him? Fucking bastard, come here! Give me a hard hit!" Seven or eight sergeants walked in outside the tent, knocked Yuan Yifang to the ground, beat him with army sticks, and beat his skin to pieces. Wei Xiaobao said: "Are you recruiting or not? You said you were going to kidnap Wu Sangui's son, why did you come to our barracks to kill the imperial guards? The imperial guards and Xiaoqi battalion are the emperor's most trusted people. You have offended the imperial guards and Xiaoqi I just don't want to give face to the emperor." Zhang Kangnian, Fu Chun and the others felt greatly benefited when they heard this, and threatened them together. Wei Xiaobao said: "This guy is talking flatteringly, he fabricated a whole bunch of lies to deceive people. This kind of rebel, how can he tell the truth if he doesn't fight? Fight me again!" All the soldiers yelled for a while, and the army sticks were thrown down indiscriminately.Yuan Yifang yelled: "Don't fight, don't fight! The villain is willing to recruit!" Wei Xiaobao asked: "How many people do you live on Wangwu Mountain?" Yuan Yifang said: "There are more than four hundred people in total." Wei Xiaobao He asked again: "Where are you and your family?" Yuan Yifang said: "There must be two thousand people!" Wei Xiaobao slapped the table and scolded: "Fuck you grandma Xiong, how can there be so few? Hit me!" Yuan Yifang Shouted: "Don't fight, don't fight! There are... there are more than four thousand... five thousand people!" Wei Xiaobao scolded: "Fuck your grandma's 18th generation ancestors, who are not quick to speak, nine thousand is nine thousand, why do you say four thousand and five thousand separately?" Yuan Yifang said: "Yes, yes, There are more than 9,000 people." Wei Xiaobao said: "You rebels, how can you tell the truth? If there are more than 9,000 people, there are at least 19,000." With a bang, he slapped the table and shouted: "How many people gathered in Wangwu Mountain to rebel?" Yuan Yifang heard his tone, the more the number of people said, the more the little general liked it, and said: "I heard... I heard that there are thirty thousand people." Wei Xiaobao said happily: "Yes, that's about the same." He turned his head to Fu Chun, the leader of the committee, and said, "This bitch, you can't beat him." Fu Chun said, "That's right, you have to beat him hard." Yuan Yifang shouted: "Don't fight anymore. The general asked what the general asked, and the villain recruited." He had already made up his mind, in short, he followed the tone of the young general so as not to suffer. Wei Xiaobao said: "All of you more than 30,000 people practice martial arts, don't you? The little girl just now, who is only fifteen or sixteen years old, also practiced martial arts. You are all from Wu Sangui's old department, some of you are younger, it's him The children of the generals under your command, aren't you?" Yuan Yifang said: "Yes, yes. Everyone... knows martial arts, and they are all Wu Sangui's former troops." Wei Xiaobao said: "Your leader, Situ Bolei, used to be Wu Sangui's favorite general , War is very powerful, isn't it? He said he would kill all of us Manchurians?" Yuan Yifang said: "This is his rebellious words, very...very wrong." Wei Xiaobao said: "He sent You go to Beijing to meet Wu Sangui's son and discuss how to rebel. Why don't you go to Yunnan and discuss with Wu Sangui face to face?" Yuan Yifang said: "This... this... I'm afraid... I'm afraid there is no reason." In fact, they just wanted to kidnap Wu Yingxiong, and it was not easy to answer Wei Xiaobao's words. Wei Xiaobao said angrily: "Bastard! Why is there any other reason? Your Situ Bolei has already been to Yunnan, and he has already discussed everything with Wu Sangui, right?" Yuan Yifang said: "It seems...it seems to be true." Wei Xiaobao He scolded: "What doesn't seem like it? Damn it, yes it is, and it's not it." Yuan Yifang said: "Yes... yes, I went...to go." Zhang Kangnian, Zhao Qixian, and Fuchun listened to Wei Xiaobao's guidance along the way, and gradually pinned a big case of rebellion and conspiracy on the head of Pingxi King Wu Sangui. Wei Xiaobao asked again: "Situ Bolei is Wu Sangui's favorite general, and with these more than 30,000 elite soldiers, why didn't he station in Yunnan? Your grandma's, where is Wangwushan?" He thought: "If Wangwushan is also in Yunnan, This question is wrong." Fortunately, Yuan Yifang replied: "It's in Jiyuan County, Henan Province." But Wei Xiaobao didn't know where Jiyuan County in Henan Province was, so he said, "That's very close to Beijing, isn't it?" Yuan Yi Fang said: "It's not too far." Wei Xiaobao scolded: "Fuck your grandma, it's very close. Nothing is too far!" Yuan Yifang said: "Yes, yes, very close, very close." Wei Xiaobao Said: "Okay, that's very close to Beijing! You rebels, with really vicious intentions, ambushed a group of elite soldiers in the mountains near the capital. When Wu Sangui rebelled in Yunnan, you immediately came out of the mountains and rushed straight In Beijing, let us imperial guards and soldiers of the Xiaoqi battalion chop melons and vegetables one by one, only to kill them until blood flows into rivers, corpses pile up like mountains, dust billows, and shit piss, isn't it?" Yuan Yifang kowtowed: "This is Wu Sangui and Situ Bolei's treasonous conspiracy has nothing to do with villains..." Wei Xiaobao smiled slightly, and thought to himself: "You guys are really well-behaved." He asked: "In your Wangwu faction, who have served as officers and soldiers under Wu Sangui's subordinates, who are there, recruit them one by one." Yuan Yifang said: "There are a lot of people." The names of many people were mentioned at the moment, but it was not a fabrication.Wei Xiaobao said: "Very good! Write down the names of these people, and write down the official positions they held under Wu Sangui before." Yuan Yifang said: "Some...some villains are not very clear. "Wei Xiaobao said: "You don't know? If you drag on and hit another thirty sticks, you will understand." Yuan Yifang hurriedly said: "No...you don't need to beat, the villains... all remember it." The sergeant brought a pen and paper so that Yuan Yi could write down the list.Seeing that he hadn't finished writing for a long time, Wei Xiaobao felt impatient, and said to Zhang Kangnian: "This man's confession has been recorded by the master." He shouted to Yuan Yifang: "The confession you just said, go and talk to the master again. Once. If you don’t understand half a sentence, your head will be cut off and you will be taken down.” Two officers pulled him down. 韦小宝笑嘻嘻的道：“三位老兄，咱们这次可真交上了运啦，破了这一件天大的造反案子，咱四人非大大升官不可。”张康年等三人惊喜交集。赵齐贤道：“这是都统大人的明见英断，属下有什么功劳？”韦小宝道：“见者有份，人人都有功劳。” 张康年道：“说平西王造反，不知道够不够证据？”韦小宝道：“这批王屋山的反贼要造反，总不是假的罢？他们上北京去见吴三桂的儿子，能有什么好事干出来？”张康年道：“这姓元的说，他们要绑架平西王世子，逼迫平西王造反，那么平西王事先恐怕未必跟他们有什么联络。”韦小宝道：“张大哥跟平西王府的人很有来往，内情知道得很多，是不是？倘若他们造反成功，平西王做了皇帝，嘿嘿。” 张康年听他语气不善，大吃一惊，忙道：“平西王府中的人，我一个也不识。都……都统大人说……说得是，吴三桂那厮大……大逆不道，咱们立……立刻去向皇上告状。” 韦小宝道：“请三位去跟师爷商量一下，怎么写这道奏章。” 张康年等三人和军中文案师爷写好了奏章，读给韦小宝听，内容一如元义方的招供，王屋山中吴三桂旧部诸人的名单，附于其后。奏折中加油添酱，叙述韦小宝日间见到反贼，夜里在营中假装不备，引其来袭，反贼凶悍异常，韦小宝率众奋战，身先士卒，生擒贼魁元逆义方，得悉逆谋。御前侍卫葛通等三人，忠勇殉国，求皇上恩典，对三人家属厚加抚恤。 韦小宝听了，说道：“把富参领和张赵两位侍卫头领的功劳也说上几句。”富春等三人大喜道谢。韦小宝又道：“再加上几句，说咱们把反贼一十九人都擒住了，反贼却说什么也不肯吐露逆谋，我便依据皇上先前所授方略，故意将一十八名反贼释放，这才将全部逆谋查得明明白白。”三人齐道：“放走一十八名反贼，原来是皇上所授方略？” 韦小宝道：“这个自然，我小小年纪，哪有这等聪明？若不是皇上有先见之明，这一桩大逆谋怎查得出？” 韦小宝说的是先前康熙命他放走吴立身、敖彪、刘一舟三人，以便查知刺客入宫为逆的真相。张康年等却以为王屋派来袭之事，早为皇上所知，那么诬攀吴三桂，也是皇上先有授意了，眼见一场大富贵平白无端的送到手中，无不大喜过望，向韦小宝千恩万谢。 按照满清规矩，将军出征，若非奉有诏书，不得擅回，虽然韦小宝离北京不过二十里，却也不能自行回宫向康熙亲奏，当下命两名佐领、十名御前侍卫，领了一个牛录三百名兵士（按：八旗兵三百人为一牛录，牛录为“大箭”之意，为首者持大箭为令符。五牛录为一甲喇。五甲喇为一固山。）连夜押了元义方去奏知康熙。他心下得意：“这一下搞得吴三桂可够惨的了。沐王府跟我们天地会比赛，要瞧是谁斗倒斗垮吴三桂。老子今日对两位师父都立了大功，天地会的陈师父喜欢，皇帝师父也必喜欢。” 次日领军缓缓南行，到得中午时分，两名御前侍卫从京中快马追来，说道：“皇上有密旨。”韦小宝大喜，当即召集众侍卫、骁骑营众军官在中帐接旨。 那宣旨的侍卫站在中间，朗声说道：“骁骑营正黄旗副都统兼御前侍卫副总管韦小宝听者：朕叫你去少林寺办事，谁叫你中途多管闲事？听信小人的胡说八道，诬陷功臣，这样瞎搞，岂不令藩王寒心？那些乱七八糟的说话，从此不许再提，若有一言一语泄漏了出去，大家提了脑袋回京来见朕罢。钦此。” 韦小宝一听，只吓得背上出了一身冷汗，只得磕头谢恩。中军帐内人人面目无光，好生羞惭。富春、张康年等不敢多说，心想你这小孩儿胡闹，皇上不降罪，总算待你很好的了，眼下你心情恶劣，没的找钉子来碰，各人辞了出去。 那传旨的侍卫走到韦小宝身旁，在他身边低声道：“皇上吩咐，叫你一切小心在意。”韦小宝道：“是，皇上恩典，奴才韦小宝感激万分。”取出四百两银子，送了两名侍卫。待两人走后，甚是纳闷：“难道皇帝知道我诬攀吴三桂？还是元义方那厮到了北京之后又翻口供，说我屈打成招？看来皇上对吴三桂好得很，若要扳倒他，倒是不易。” 傍晚时分，押解元义方的侍卫和骁骑营官兵赶了上来。韦小宝碰了这个大钉子，大家赌钱也没兴致了。一路无话，不一日，到了嵩山少林寺。
住持得报有圣旨到，率领僧众，迎下山来，将韦小宝一行接入寺中。 韦小宝取出圣旨，拆开封套，由张康年宣读，只听他长篇大论的读了不少，什么“法师等深悟玄机，早识妙理，克建嘉猷，夹辅皇畿”，什么“梵天宫殿，悬日月之光华，佛地园林，动烟云之气色”，什么“云绕嵩岳，鸾回少室，草垂仙露，林升佛日，倬焉梵众，代有明哲”，跟着读到封少林寺住持晦聪为“护国佑圣禅师”，所有五台山建功的十八名少林僧皆有封赏，最后读道：“兹遣骁骑营正黄旗副都统、兼御前侍卫副总管、钦赐黄马褂韦小宝为朕替身，在少林寺出家为僧，御赐度牒法器，着即剃度，钦此。” 前面那些文绉绉的骈四骊六，韦小宝听了不知所云，后面这段话却是懂的，不由得脸上变色。康熙要他去五台山做和尚，他是答应了的，万料不到竟会叫他在少林寺剃度。这道圣旨一直在他身边，可是不到地头，怎敢拆开偷看？何况就算看了，也不识其中写些什么。 晦聪禅师率僧众谢恩。众军官取出犒赏物事分发。韦小宝在旁看着，心下满不是味儿。 晦聪禅师道：“韦大人代皇上出家，那是本寺的殊荣。”当即取出剃刀，说道：“韦大人是皇上替身，非同小可，即是老衲，也不敢做你师父。老衲代先师收你为弟子，你是老衲的师弟，法名晦明。少林合寺之中，晦字辈的，就是你和老衲二人。” 韦小宝到此地步，只得满目含泪，跪下受剃。晦聪禅师先用剃刀在他头顶剃三刀，便有剃度僧将他头上本已烧得稀稀落落的头发剃个精光。晦聪禅师说偈道：“少林素壁，不以为碍。代帝出家，不以为泰。尘土荣华，昔晦今明。不去不来，何损何增！”取过皇帝的御赐度牒，将“晦明”两字填入牒中，引他跪拜如来，众僧齐宣佛号。 韦小宝心中大骂：“你老贼秃十八代祖宗不积德，却来剃老子的头发。你念一声阿弥陀佛，老子肚里骂一声辣块妈妈。”突然间悲从中来，放声大哭。满殿军官尽皆惊得呆了。 众僧朗诵佛号，无人理他。韦小宝哭了一会，也只好收泪。 晦聪禅师道：“师弟，本寺僧众，眼下以'大觉观晦，澄净华严'八字排行。本师观证禅师，已于二十八年前圆寂，寺中澄字辈诸僧，都是你的师侄。” 当下群僧顺次上前参见，其中澄心、澄光、澄通等都是跟他颇有交情的。 韦小宝见到一个个白须如银的澄字辈老和尚都称自己为师叔，净字辈中也有不少和尚年纪已老，竟称自己为师叔祖，倒也有趣，即是华字辈的众僧，也有三四十岁的，参拜之时竟然口称太师叔祖，忍不住哈哈大笑。众人见他脸上泪珠未擦，忽又大笑，无不莞尔。 康熙派遣御前侍卫、骁骑营亲兵来到少林寺，原来不过护送韦小宝前来剃度出家，但皇帝替身，岂同寻常，若非如此大张旗鼓，怎能在少林群僧心目中显得此事的隆重？ 骁骑营参领富春，御前侍卫赵齐贤、张康年等向韦小宝告别。韦小宝取出三百两银子，要张康年在山下租赁民房，让双儿居住。少林寺向来不接待女施主入寺，双儿虽已改穿了男装，但达摩院十八罗汉都认得她是韦小宝的丫头，是以她候在山下，只道传过圣旨、封赠犒赏之后，韦小宝便即下山回京，哪料到他竟会在寺中出家。 韦小宝既是皇帝的替身，又是晦字辈“高僧”，在寺中自是身份尊崇。方丈拨了一座大禅房给他。晦聪方丈道：“师弟在寺中一切自由，朝晚功课，亦可自便，除了杀生、偷盗、淫邪、妄语、饮酒五大戒之外，其余小戒，可守可不守。”跟着解释五戒是什么意思。 韦小宝心想：“这五戒之中，妄语一戒，老子是说什么也不守的了。”问道：“戒不成赌？”晦聪方丈一怔，问道：“什么赌？”韦小宝问道：“赌钱哪？”晦聪微微一笑，说道：“五大戒中，并无赌戒。旁人要守，师弟任便。”韦小宝心想：“他妈的，我一个人不戒有什么用？难道自己跟自己赌？” 在寺中住了数日，百无聊赖，寻思：“小玄子要我去服侍老皇爷，却叫我先在少林寺出家，不知什么时候才让我去五台山？”这日信步走到罗汉堂外，只见澄通带着六名弟子正在练武，众僧见他到来，一齐躬身行礼。 韦小宝挥手道：“不必多礼，你们练自己的。”但见净字辈六僧拳脚精严，出手狠捷，拆招之时又是变化多端，比之自己这位师叔祖，实在是高明得太多了。听得澄通出言指点，这一拳如何刚猛有余，韧劲不足，这一脚又是如何部位偏了，踢得太高，韦小宝全不明白，瞧得索然无味，转身便走。 心想：“常听人说，少林寺武功天下第一，我来到寺里做和尚，不学功夫岂不可惜？”突然间恍然大悟：“啊哟，是了！海大富这老乌龟教给我的狗屁少林派武功是假的，管不了用，小玄子叫我在少林寺出家，是要我学些少林派的真本事，好去保护老皇爷。可是我的师父在廿八年前早就死了，谁来教我功夫？”沉吟半晌，又明白了一事：“住持老和尚教我做他师弟，原来就是要让我没有师父，这老贼秃好生奸滑。嗯，是了，他见我是皇帝亲信，乃是满洲大官，决不肯把上乘武功传给我这小鞑子。哼，你不教我，难道我不会自己瞧着学吗？” 武林中传授武功之时，若有人在旁观看，原是任何门派的大忌，但这位晦明禅师乃本寺“前辈高僧”，本派徒子徒孙传功练武，他要在旁瞧瞧，任谁都不能有何异议。他在寺中各院东张西望，见到有人练武习艺，便站定了看上一会。只可惜这位“高僧”的根柢实在太过浅薄，当日海大富所教的既非真实功夫，陈近南所传的那本内功秘诀，他又没练过几天。少林派武功博大精深，这样随便看看，岂能有所得益？何况他又没耐心多看。 在少林寺中游荡了月余，武功一点也没学到。但他性子随和，喜爱交结朋友，在寺中是位份仅次于方丈的前辈，既肯和人下交，所有僧众自是对他都十分亲热。
这一日春风和畅，韦小宝只觉全身暖洋洋地，耽在寺中与和尚为伴，实在不是滋味，于是出了寺门，信步下山，心想好久没见双儿，不知这小丫头独个儿过得怎样，要去瞧瞧她，再者在寺里日日吃素，青菜豆腐的祖宗早给他骂过几千几万次，得要双儿买些鸡鸭鱼肉，让大和尚饱餐一顿。 行近寺外迎客亭，忽听得一阵争吵之声，他心中一喜：“妙极，妙极！有人吵架。”快步上前，只听得几个男人的声音之中，夹着女子的清脆嗓音。 走到临近，只见亭中两个年轻女子，正在和本寺四名僧人争闹。四僧见到韦小宝，齐道：“师叔祖来了，请他老人家评评这道理。”迎出亭来，向他合十躬身。这四僧都是净字辈的，韦小宝知道他们职司接待施主外客，平日能言善道，和蔼可亲，不知何故竟会跟两个年轻女子争闹起来。看这两个女子时，一个二十岁左右，身穿蓝衫，另一个年纪更小，不过十六七岁，身穿淡绿衣衫。 韦小宝一见这少女，不由得心中突的一跳，胸口宛如被一个无形的铁锤重重击了一记，霎时之间唇燥舌干，目瞪口呆，心道：“我死了，我死了！哪里来的这样的美女？这美女倘若给了我做老婆，小皇帝跟我换位我也不干。韦小宝死皮赖活，上天下地，枪林箭雨，刀山油锅，不管怎样，非娶了这姑娘做老婆不可。” 两个少女见四僧叫这小和尚为“师叔祖”，执礼甚恭，甚是奇怪，片刻之间，便见他双目发呆，牢牢的盯住绿衣女郎。纵然是寻常男子，如此无礼也是十分不该，何况他是出家的僧人？那绿衣女郎脸上一红，转过了头去，那蓝衫女郎已是满脸怒色。 韦小宝兀自不觉，心道：“她为什么转了头去？她脸上这么微微一红，丽春院中一百个小娘站在一起，也没她一根眉毛好看。她每笑一笑，我就给她一万两银子，那也抵得很。”又想：“方姑娘、小郡主、洪夫人、建宁公主、双儿丫头，还有那个掷骰子的曾姑娘，这许许多多人加起来，都没跟前这位天仙的美貌。我韦小宝不要做皇帝、不做神龙教教主、不做天地会总舵主，什么黄马褂三眼花翎、一品二品的大官，更加不放在心上，我……我非做这小姑娘的老公不可。”顷刻之间，心中转过了无数念头，立下了赴汤蹈火、万死不辞的大决心，脸上神色古怪之极。 四僧二女见他忽尔眉花眼笑，忽尔咬牙切齿，便似颠狂了一般。净济和净清连叫数次：“师叔祖，师叔祖！”韦小宝只是不觉。过了好一会，才似从梦中醒来，舒了口长气。 那蓝衫女郎初时还道他好色轻薄，后来又见神色不像，看来这小和尚多半是个白痴，心下好笑，问道：“这小和尚是你们的师叔祖？” 净济忙道：“姑娘言语可得客气些。这位高僧法名上晦下明，是本寺两位晦字辈的高僧之一，乃是住持方丈的师弟。”两个女郎都微微一惊，随即更觉好笑，摇头不信。那绿衣女郎笑道：“师姊，他骗人，我们才不上当呢。这个小……小法师，怎么会是什么高僧了？” 这几句话清脆娇媚，轻柔欲融，韦小宝只听得魂飞魄散，忍不住学道：“这个小……小法师，怎么会是什么高僧了？”这句话一学，轻薄无赖之意，表露无遗。 两个女郎立即沉下脸来，四名净字辈的僧人也觉这位小师叔祖太也失态，甚感羞愧。 那蓝衫女郎哼了一声，问道：“你是少林寺的高僧？”韦小宝道：“僧就是僧，却不是什么高僧，你瞧我这么矮，只不过是个矮僧。”蓝衫女郎双眉一轩，朗声道：“我们听人说道，少林寺是天下武学的总汇，七十二门绝艺深不可测。我姊妹俩心中羡慕，特来瞻仰，不料武功固是平平，寺里和尚更加不守清规，油嘴滑舌，便如市井流氓一般，令人好生失望。师妹，咱们走罢！”说着转身出亭。 净清拦在她身前，说道：“女施主来到少林寺，行凶打人，就算要走，也得留下尊师的名号。” 韦小宝听到“行凶打人”四字，心想：“原来她们打过人了，怪不得净清他们要不依争吵。”只见净清、净济二人左颊上都有个红红的掌印，显是各吃了一记巴掌。他和寺中僧众闲谈，早知这几个知客僧的武功，在寺中属于最末流，方丈便因他们口齿伶俐而武功极低，才派他们接待来寺随喜的施主。少林寺在武林中亨大名千余年，每月前来寺中领教的武人指不胜屈，知客僧武功低微，便不致跟人动手，否则的话，少林禅寺变成了动武打架的场子，既碍清修，更大违佛家慈悲无诤之义，兼且不成体统。 那蓝衫女郎显然不知其中缘由，只觉一出手便打了两名少林僧，心下甚是得意，说道：“凭你们这一点功夫，也想要姑娘留下师父名号，哼，你们配不配？” 净济适才吃过她的苦头，知道凭着自己这里五人，无法截得住她们，这两个少女下山去一加宣扬，说来到少林寺中打了两个和尚，扬长而去，对方连自己的来历也不知道，少林寺的名头往哪里搁去？便道：“我们四僧职司接待施主，武功低微之极，出家人和气为本，岂可妄自跟人动手？两位既要领教敝寺武功，还请少待，贫僧去请几位师伯师叔来，让两位见见便了。”说着转身往寺中奔去。 突然间蓝影一晃，净济怒喝：“你……”拍的一声，摔了个筋斗，却是那蓝衫女郎抢了过去，伸足勾了他一交。净济跃起身来，怒道：“女施主，你怎地……”那蓝衫女郎哈哈一笑，右拳出击，净济忙挺右臂挡格。蓝衫女郎左手一带，喀喇一声，竟将他右臂关节卸脱。只听得喀喇、哎唷、格格之声连响，她顷刻之间，又将余下三僧或断腕骨，或脱臂臼。四僧退在一旁，已全无抵御之能。净济转身便奔，回入寺中报信。 韦小宝吓得手足无措，不知如何是好，突然间后领一紧，已被人抓住，这一抓连着他后颈中要穴一起拿住，登时全身酸软，使不出力气。 眼见蓝衫女郎站在前面，那么抓住他后领的，自然是绿衫女郎了，他心中狂喜，大叫：“妙极，妙极！”既已给她这么一抓，就不枉了在这人世走一遭，最好她再在自己身上踢几脚，在头顶凿几拳，就算立即给打死了，那也是滋味无穷，艳福不浅。这时鼻中闻到一阵淡淡的幽香，便叫：“好香，好香！” 蓝衫女郎怒道：“这小贼秃坏得很，妹子，你把他鼻子割下来。”韦小宝只听得身后一个娇媚的声音道：“好！我先挖了他一双贼忒兮兮的眼睛。”便觉一根温软腻滑的手指尖按到了他左眼皮上。韦小宝叫道：“你慢慢的挖，可别太快了。”那女郎奇道：“为什么？”韦小宝道：“最好你这样抓住我，抓一辈子，永远不放。”那女郎怒道：“小和尚，你死在临头，还在跟我风言风语？” 韦小宝只觉右眼陡然剧痛，那女郎竟然真的要挖出他眼珠，大骇之下，弯腰低头，满腔风情登时丢到九霄云外，双手反撩，只盼格开她抓住自己后领的那只手。那女郎一拳打在他后心。韦小宝大叫：“哎哟，妈呀！”双手反过来乱抓乱舞，不知不觉的使上了洪教主所授的半招“狄青降龙”，突然之间，双手手掌中软绵绵地，竟然抓住了那女郎胸口。 这一式本是要逼得背后敌人缩身，然後倒翻筋斗，骑在敌人颈中，岂知那女郎并无临敌经验，不提防给韦小宝抓住了胸部。招式的后果既大不相同，那“狄青降龙”的后半招便也使不出来。 那女郎惊羞交加，双手自外向内拗入，兜住韦小宝的双臂，喀喇一声，已拗断了他双臂臂弯的关节，这招“乳燕归巢”名目温雅，却是“分筋错骨手”中的一记杀着，跟着飞腿将韦小宝踢出丈许。那女郎气恼之极，拔出腰间柳叶刀，猛力向韦小宝背心斩落。 韦小宝忙一个打滚，滚到了亭心的石桌之下。那女郎一刀斩在地下，火星四溅，左足踢出，将韦小宝从桌子底下踢了出来。蓝衫女郎叫道：“师妹，不可杀人！”