Chapter 23 Chapter 23: The Naturally Talented Man Ding Duoduojun and this picture can be passed on
Cheng Guan said: "I want Shishu, you old man, Jing Ji and the others to go out and fight with two female Shi to make them break their limbs. If the fracture is severe, it is difficult to heal, and they will be disabled from now on. Wouldn't it be a pity? This female benefactor is very aggressive and killed the five of you, isn't it dangerous?" Wei Xiaobao wondered: "Why did you ask the five of us to do it again?" Cheng Guan said: "The tricks learned by the two female benefactors must be Not only that. Since the nephew doesn't know what other tricks they have, naturally he doesn't know how to dismantle them. If the five were not sent up to be beaten and try their tricks, how could they find out?"
Wei Xiaobao laughed loudly, and said: "So that's the case. There is a way, as long as you fight with them, there will be no regrets and no danger." Cheng Guan looked embarrassed, and said: "Monks don't get angry, it's just for no reason. It would be very wrong to fight with others." Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes, we two will leave the temple for a walk, if the two female benefactors have gone away, it will be the best. This is called not offending me, I don't want to offend anyone. They have other tricks, we don't need to pay attention to it." Cheng Guan said: "Extremely, extremely! However, my nephew never goes out of the temple gate, and when he goes out, he deliberately creates troubles, and his intentions seem to be bad. I The Buddha first turned the wheel of Dharma in Deer Park, and what he preached was the Four Noble Truths and the Eightfold Path. Walking around at will, it's best not to meet them." Cheng Guan said: "Exactly, exactly. Uncle has a benevolent heart and does not compete with others, that is 'righteousness', nephew should be Cited as a role model."
Wei Xiaobao secretly laughed, took him by the hand, and walked out of Shaolin Temple through the side door.Chengguan had never seen the woods beside the temple before. When he saw a large green pine tree, he couldn't help being amazed, and praised: "There are so many pine trees growing together, it's a wonder. In the courtyard of our Prajna Hall, there are only two trees..."
Before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly heard a coquettish shout from behind: "Little thief is bald here!" White light flashed, and a steel knife was slashing towards Wei Xiaobao.Cheng Guan said: "This is the 'Tiger Down the Mountain' of the Five Tiger Broken Door Knives." Stretching out his hand to grab the wrist of the wielder, he suddenly remembered that this move is the technique of "Grassing Hands with Flowers", it is too difficult, Said: "No!" Hastily withdrew his hand.
It was the girl in blue shirt who wielded the saber, seeing Cheng Guan withdrawing her hand, the lancet flipped and swept towards his waist.At this moment, the girl in green shirt also rushed out from the pine forest, swung her knife and slashed at Wei Xiaobao.Wei Xiaobao hurriedly hid behind Cheng Guan, the girl in green shirt slashed at Cheng Guan's left shoulder.Cheng Guan said: "This is a trick of the Taiji Saber, it is not easy to resolve it with a simple method..." Before finishing the sentence, the two girls wielded the double sabers, cutting more and more urgently.Cheng Guan shouted: "Uncle, no, no. The two benefactors moved too quickly, I... I didn't have time to think about it. You... please hurry up and ask the two of you not to be impatient, but to chop slowly."
The blue-shirted girl kept making fierce moves, but she still couldn't cut the old monk, and almost snatched the knife away from him a few times. Hearing his yelling, she knew that he was trying to ridicule, and in her rage, she chopped even more hastily.
Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "Hey, two girls, my martial nephew asks you not to be impatient, and take your time."
Cheng Guan said: "Exactly, my brain is not very flexible, I can't think of so many ways to break it in a short time."
The girl in green hat hated Wei Xiaobao very much, several times she couldn't hit Chengguan, so she swung her knife and slashed at Wei Xiaobao.Cheng Guan stretched out his hand to block it, and said: "This benefactor, my uncle has never learned how to break your saber, so there is no need to cut him now, after he has learned how to resist, it will not be too late to cut him Sigh, these methods of mine really don’t work. Uncle, if you don’t hurry to memorize them now, none of my methods will work, let’s think about them later.” He kept talking, grasping and taking, tapping and hitting with both hands , tightly entangled the two girls, the girl in the green shirt wanted to kill Wei Xiaobao, but how could she do it?
Seeing that there was no danger, Wei Xiaobao leaned against the tree and watched the battle with a smile, his eyes kept turning around the green shirt girl's face, body, hands and feet, feasting on the beauty and having endless fun.
The girl in green shirt didn't see Wei Xiaobao, she only thought that he had fled, she turned her head to look for her, and saw that his eyes were fixed on her, her face flushed, she couldn't care about Cheng anymore, she turned around and raised her knife, and ran towards him.Unexpectedly, Cheng Guan was pointing at her side, this finger was intentionally slow, she could have avoided it, but when she was distracted to kill, she immediately middle fingered at her side, groaned, and fell to the ground.Cheng Guan hurriedly said: "Oh, I'm sorry. The old monk's move of 'smile and point to the sky' is not very powerful. A slanted knife can block it. Although the female benefactor has never used this move, the female benefactor in the blue shirt has used it before. The old monk thought that the benefactor would definitely do it, how could he know... Alas, offended, offended."
The blue-shirted girl was furious, she slashed straight with the steel saber, her momentum was fierce, but her martial arts were so far behind Cheng Guan's that she couldn't even touch the hem of his monk's robe.Cheng Guan talked endlessly, but he just memorized her moves in his heart, he couldn't think of a simple way to break it on the spot, so he had to memorize the moves of the saber technique, and then he would add each move in detail.
Wei Xiaobao walked up to the girl in the green shirt, and praised: "You are the only one in the world for such a beautiful little beauty, tsk tsk tsk! I am so overwhelmed." He stretched out his hand, and gently stroked her face. I touched it.The girl was so frightened and angry that she couldn't turn around and fainted immediately.Wei Xiaobao was startled, but he didn't dare to be frivolous any more, he stood up straight and shouted: "Nephew Chengguan, you have knocked down this female benefactor too, please tell her all kinds of tricks slowly, so as not to hurt her." Peaceful."
Cheng Guan hesitated and said: "Isn't that good?" Wei Xiaobao said: "It's too unsightly to use hands and feet like this now, it's more polite to ask her to speak." Cheng Guan said happily: "Master Uncle is right. Use hands and feet Feet, not the way of 'right conduct'."
The girl in blue knew that as long as the old monk did his best, she would not be able to stop his every move. Now that her junior sister was captured, she would fall into his hands, and no one would call for help, so she immediately jumped back and shouted : "If you hurt a single hair of my junior sister, your Shaolin Temple will be burned to ashes."
Cheng Guan was stunned, and said: "How dare we hurt this benefactor? But if she loses a hair of her own, don't you want to set fire to the temple?" The thief is bald and smooth-tongued, the little thief is bald..." She originally wanted to say "sexual evil and lust", but it was inconvenient to say these four words, so she stamped her feet and ran into the forest.
Wei Xiaobao saw the girl in green shirt lying on the ground, with a delicate face like white jade on the green grass, a pair of slender hands like white jade, really like a sleeping statue of white jade Guanyin on the emerald seat, he couldn't help but be amazed.
Cheng Guan said: "Mistress, your senior sister is gone. You should go too quickly, don't lose a single hair, your senior sister came to burn our temple."
Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "Don't miss this good opportunity. Since this little beauty has fallen into my hands, I can't let her go without saying anything." Heshi said: "God bless you, Master Nephew Chengguan, I want you to flourish Shaolin martial arts You are really the number one hero of this faction." Cheng Guan wondered: "Why did Master Uncle say that?" Wei Xiaobao said: "We are worrying, I don't know what the two female benefactors have more to say. Tricks. Thanks to my Buddha's mercy, I sent this female benefactor to visit this temple, and let her perform them one by one." He leaned over and picked up the girl, and said, "Go back."
Cheng Guan was stunned and puzzled, he felt that this matter was very wrong, but he couldn't say what was wrong, after a while, he said: "Master Uncle, it seems that it is against the rules for us to invite this female benefactor into the temple." Wei Xiaobao He said: "What's against the rules? Has she ever entered the Shaolin Temple? The abbot and the head of the Discipline Academy said there was nothing wrong, so naturally it's in compliance with the rules, isn't it?" irrefutable.Seeing that the little uncle took off his monk robe, put it on the girl, and carried her into the temple through the side door, he could only follow behind, his face was full of confusion, and his mind was in a mess.
Wei Xiaobao's heart was beating wildly, although this girl was covered from head to toe by monk's robe, she didn't show anything, but if the monks in the monastery saw her, she would always be suspicious.He was warm and fragrant, hugging his arms full, but in his heart there was only fear. Fortunately, the Prajna Hall was in a secluded place in the back temple, so he walked quickly and did not bump into other monks.When entering the hall, the deacon monk in the hall saw the master and uncle coming, and the head of the hall followed behind, and they all respectfully stepped aside.
Entering Chengguan's meditation room, the girl was still awake, Wei Xiaobao put her on the couch, his hands were covered in cold sweat, he wiped his palms on his legs, let out a long breath, and said with a smile: "All right!" Cheng Guan asked: "Shall we invite this... this female benefactor to live here?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes, it's not the first time she lives in this temple. She hurt her neck before, so she didn't live in the east courtyard Is it?" Cheng Dian nodded and said, "Yes. But...but that time it was for her to heal her wounds, her life was at stake, and she had to be dealt with according to authority." Wei Xiaobao said: "That's very easy." He pulled out the dagger from his boot , Said: "Just cut her severely, so that her life is in danger again, and she can be dealt with according to the authority." As he spoke, he walked in front of her, as if he was about to cut her off. Cheng Guan hurriedly said: "No, no, then... that's unnecessary." Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay, I'll follow your orders. Unless you don't let others know, after she finishes performing all kinds of tricks, we will send her off quietly. Let her go out, otherwise, I will have to cut her." Cheng Guan said: "Yes, yes. I don't say it." I just feel that this little uncle is acting really strange, but I think he is from an obscure generation. Elder, your knowledge must be superior to your own, and there will be no mistakes in following his orders. Wei Xiaobao said: "This female benefactor has a stubborn temper, she said she will take the head seat of your Prajna hall to do it, I have to persuade her." Cheng Guan said: "She must do it, my nephew gave it to her , That's it." Wei Xiaobao was taken aback, he didn't expect this old monk to be indifferent by nature, he had no desire to compete, and said: "She's not a monk in this temple, she took the first seat in Prajna hall, where will we put the Shaolin Temple's face? If you have this intention , I’m sorry for the Shaolin sect.” As he said that, his face darkened, Cheng Guan was so frightened that he even claimed yes.Wei Xiaobao straightened his face and said: "That's right. You go out and wait outside, I'm going to persuade her." Cheng Guan bowed and agreed, walked out of the meditation room, and closed the door behind him. Wei Xiaobao took off the monk's robe covering the girl's head, the girl was about to open her mouth to call out, when she suddenly saw a gleaming dagger pointed at her nose, she immediately opened her mouth wide, not daring to cry out.Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "Little girl, as long as you are obedient, I won't hurt a single hair of your hair. Otherwise, I will have to cut off your nose and let you out of the temple. A person lost a nose, just to smell It's not a big deal if you don't get the smell and smell, is it?" The girl was frightened and angry, and her face was even less bloodless.Wei Xiaobao said: "Are you listening?" The girl was furious, and said in a low voice: "You're going to kill me." Wei Xiaobao sighed, and said: "You are so beautiful, how can I be willing to kill you? But let you go, from now on I will think about you day and night, I must die because of your lovesickness, that would also hurt the virtue of God's good life .” The girl's face flushed, and then turned pale again.Wei Xiaobao said: "There is only one way. If I cut off your nose, your appearance will not be very beautiful. Then I won't suffer from lovesickness." The girl closed her eyes, two clear teardrops leaked out from under her long eyelashes, Wei Xiaobao's heart softened, and he comforted him: "Don't cry, don't cry! As long as you are obedient, I'd rather cut my own nose , and don't cut your nose. What's your name?" The girl shook her head, and the tears flowed even more.Wei Xiaobao said: "It turns out that your name is Bobble Cat, which is not a very pleasant name." The girl opened her eyes and whimpered, "Who is Bobble Cat? You are Bobble Cat." Hearing her answer, Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed and said with a smile, "Okay, I'm a bobble cat. Then what's your name?" The girl said angrily, "Don't tell me!" Wei Xiaobao said, "You don't want to tell me, so I have to give you one Name, it's called... called Dumb Cat." The girl said angrily, "Nonsense, I'm not dumb." Wei Xiaobao sat on a pile of Shaolin martial arts classics piled up high, crossed his legs, and swayed gently. Seeing that although her face was full of anger, she was extremely beautiful and touching, and said with a smile: "Then what is your name?" ?” The girl said: "I told you not to say it, but I just won't say it." Wei Xiaobao said: "I have something to discuss with you. It's so awkward to say it without a name or surname. If you don't want to say it, I have no choice but to pick it up for you. I have a name. Well, what name should I choose?" The girl kept saying: "No, no, no!" Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "Yes, your name is 'Weimen Yaoshi'." The girl was startled , said: "It's weird, and my surname is not Wei." Wei Xiaobao said sternly: "The emperor is above, and the earth is below. In my whole life, I will go up the mountain of knives and down the pan of oil, hacking into pieces, copying and beheading the whole family, treason, heinous, male robbers and female prostitutes, sons and grandsons, and thunderstorms." Chop, I have a thousand and one big boils all over my body, and I must marry you as my wife." The girl was stunned to hear him swear many poisonous oaths in one breath, but when she heard the last sentence, she couldn't help but blushed and let out a bah. Wei Xiaobao said: "My surname is Wei, so you are already destined to be surnamed Wei. I don't know what your surname is, but you just shook your head, so I call you 'Weimen Shake'." The girl closed her eyes, and said angrily: "There has never been a monk like you talking nonsense in the world. You are a monk, marry whatever...you marry...you are not afraid of punishment from the Bodhisattva, and you will go to the eighteenth level of hell after death." Wei Xiaobao clasped his palms together, and fell to his knees with a plop.Hearing the sound of him kneeling down, the girl became curious, opened her eyes, and saw him facing the window, kowtowed a few times, and said: "My Buddha Tathagata, Amitabha, Avalokitesvara, Manjusri, Samantabhadra, Jade Emperor , Four Vajras, Hades Judge, Impermanence, everyone, please listen together. I, Wei Xiaobao, must marry this girl. Even if I go to the eighteenth level of hell after my death, have my tongue pulled out, my head sawed off, and I will not be reborn in ten thousand kalpas, then It's nothing. I don't care about anything while I'm alive, and I don't fear anything after death. This wife is definitely married anyway." Seeing that he said it firmly and without frivolity, the girl didn't seem to be joking, but she became frightened and begged: "Stop it, don't say it." After a pause, she said bitterly: "You killed me!" It doesn't matter if you beat me every day, in short, I hate you to death, and I'm determined... definitely not to agree." Wei Xiaobao stood up and said: "It doesn't matter if you agree or not, in short, in short, I will spend the next eighty years with you. Even if you become a hundred-year-old old woman, if I don't marry If you get it, you still won’t die with peace.” The girl said angrily: "You insult me so much, one day I will teach you to die by my hands. I will kill you first, and then commit suicide." Wei Xiaobao said: "You can kill me, but that's murdering your own husband. If I can't be your husband, I won't just die like that." When he said this, his voice trembled. Seeing him gnashing his teeth and the veins on his forehead popping out, the girl became frightened and closed her eyes again. Wei Xiaobao walked a few steps towards her, only to feel his whole body go limp, his limbs trembled, suddenly he just wanted to kneel down to worship her, pleading piously, and after taking another step, he let out a low cry, like the howling of a wounded beast , and wanted to strangle her to death. The girl opened her eyes when she heard the strange sound, and seeing the strange light in his eyes, she screamed. Wei Xiaobao was startled, took a few steps back, sat down slumped, and thought to himself: "In the palace, I once asked Miss Fang and the princess to be my wives, and they were laughing and joking at that time, how relaxed and at ease? If you want to hug, hug and kiss Then I kissed. This little girl was obviously hit by the old monk's acupuncture point and couldn't move, why didn't I even dare to touch her hand?" Seeing her beautiful slender hands protruding from under the monk's robe, I just wanted to touch her hand gently. After holding it, I didn't have the courage, so I couldn't help cursing: "Spicy mother!" The girl didn't understand and stared at him.Wei Xiaobao blushed, and said: "I scolded myself for being cowardly and useless, but I didn't scold you." The girl said: "You are so lawless and you still call yourself cowardly, if you are cowardly, thank God. " Hearing this, Wei Xiaobao was furious, stood up, and said: "Okay, I'm going to be lawless. I'm going to strip your clothes off." The girl was so shocked that she almost fainted again. Wei Xiaobao walked up to her, seeing her eyes full of hatred, he said in his heart: "Forget it, forget it, I, Wei Xiaobao, is the son of a turtle, a bastard, I surrender to you and dare not do anything." He said softly: " I was born afraid of my wife, let you go." As soon as the girl's fear subsided, she became angry again, and said, "You... you are in that town, what nonsense are you talking to those... those bad women? Saying that my senior sister and I... are... you... or something , to take you back, you... you wicked person..." Wei Xiaobao laughed loudly, and said: "What do those bad women know? After I marry you in the future, one hundred thousand whores in one thousand houses in the world will line up in front of me, and Wei Xiaobao won't even glance at them from the corner of his eye. , from morning to night, from night to morning, twelve hours a day, just look at my dear wife." The girl said anxiously: "You call me old...old...whatever, I will never I won't talk to you." Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I don't bark, I only bark in my heart." The girl said: "You are not allowed to bark in my heart." Wei Xiaobao smiled: "I bark secretly in my heart, you I don’t know.” The girl said: “Huh, how could I not know? Seeing the strange look on your face, you are screaming in your heart.” Wei Xiaobao said: "When my mother gave birth to me, the look on my face became so weird. It's probably because I knew that I would marry you as soon as I was born." The girl closed her eyes and ignored him.Wei Xiaobao said: "Hey, I didn't call your wife again, why are you ignoring me?" The girl said: "You still say no? Lied to your face. You said you married me for...why, that's it." Wei Xiaobao laughed Said: "Okay, I won't talk about this. I just say that I will be your husband in the future..." The girl was furious, she closed her eyes tightly, and no matter how Wei Xiaobao rambled and teased her, she never answered. Wei Xiaobao couldn't do anything, he wanted to say: "If you ignore me again, I'll make you look good." But when the words came to his mouth, he immediately stopped, feeling that he was really blaspheming this fairy-like beauty by coercing her like this. , sighed: "I just ask you one thing. You told me your name, and I will let you out." The girl said: "You lied." Wei Xiaobao said: "Everyone in the world lied to me. I won’t lie to you. This is called a man who says a word, a dead horse is hard to chase. A young wife who keeps a word is easy to chase.” The girl was stunned, and asked: "Why is it hard to chase a dead horse, but easy to chase a live horse?" Wei Xiaobao said: "This is the word of our Shaolin sect. In a word, I don't lie to you. You think, I want your grandson to call me grandpa wholeheartedly. If I lie to you today, your son won't even call me daddy, and say What grandson?" The girl didn't understand what he was talking about grandson and grandpa at first, but after thinking about it for a while, she realized that he had made a detour and was talking about that matter again, and said softly: "I don't want you to let me go. I have been bullied by you like this. I don’t want to live anymore. Just kill me with one knife!” Wei Xiaobao saw that the knife mark on her neck was still fresh, and there was a red mark, so he felt guilty, knelt down, kowtowed four times to her, and said: "I am the one who is sorry for the girl!" Bow left and right, hit his cheeks more than a dozen times, his cheeks became red and swollen immediately, he said: "Girl, don't be sad, this bastard Wei Xiaobao really deserves to be hit!" Standing up, he went to open the door and said, "Hey, teacher Nephew, what method should I use to unlock this girl's acupuncture points?" Cheng Guan has been standing at the door of the meditation room waiting.He has deep internal energy, even though the conversation between Wei Xiaobao and the girl was whispered, it was all in my ears, I just felt that the words of this uncle's "persuasion" to the female benefactor were really unfathomable, what kind of husband, wife, grandson, grandfather, it seems None of them have anything to do with martial arts, the witty and witty words of the little martial uncle are too profound, and my Dharma practice is not enough, so I can't understand it.Later, when I heard the little martial uncle knelt down and kowtowed, and slapped himself on the cheek, he couldn't help feeling even more grateful.When teaching Zen Buddhism, if a disciple does not understand the subtle words and subtle meanings taught by the master, the master will often beat him with a stick and shout loudly.The practice of spreading the Dharma by beating people with sticks began with Zen Master Deshan in the Tang Dynasty; the practice of urging people to wake up with loud drinks began with Zen Master Daoyi in the Tang Dynasty. The idiom "drinking in the face" comes from this.Cheng Guan thought to himself that in the past the eminent monk gave enlightenment by beating someone with a stick, and the young master uncle gave enlightenment to this female benefactor by slapping him, she sacrificed herself for others, her compassionate heart surpassed those of the predecessors, he was admiring himself, when he heard him ask about the acupuncture point In order to do this, he hurriedly said: "This female benefactor has been sealed as the 'Dabao Point', which belongs to the Spleen Meridian of Foot Taiyin. My uncle pushed blood through the two points 'Jimen' and 'Xuehai' on her legs. Palace, you can untie it." Wei Xiaobao said: "Where are the two acupoints 'Jimen' and 'Xuehai'?" Cheng Guan straightened his clothes, pointed to the acupoints on the inner side of his knees, let him try to use them correctly, and taught him to push the blood through the palace He said: "Uncle Master has not practiced internal skills, so he is slow to untie the acupoints. But after half an hour of massage, he will definitely be able to untie it." Wei Xiaobao nodded, closed the door, and returned to the couch. The girl heard both of them talking, and exclaimed: "I don't want you to relieve the acupoints, and you are not allowed to touch my body!" Wei Xiaobao pondered: "Massaging the inner side of her knee for half an hour is really not right. I sincerely relieved her acupuncture points, but she must say that I intend to be frivolous. Although a husband is frivolous to his wife, it's just and right, let alone a good opportunity. Cut. But the little girl is ruthless, once I untie her acupuncture points, I am afraid that she will crash her head against the wall and die, and Wei Xiaobao will have no sons or grandchildren." Turning around, he asked loudly: "Whether a man or a woman can get married, we monks are more likely to die." Be careful. If you don’t need massage, what can you do?” Cheng Guan said: "Yes. The master's discipline is strict, and the nephew admires it very much. There is a way to relieve the acupuncture point without touching the opponent's body. Gently flick the corner of the sleeve, or use one-finger Zen kung fu to point the air ...Ah, no, the little uncle has not learned internal skills, so these methods are useless, wait for the nephew to think about it." In fact, he only needs to walk into the room by himself, flick the corner of his sleeve lightly, or use one finger to meditate Kung fu pointing at the sky can unlock the girl's acupoints immediately, but since the uncle asked, he should try his best to answer.But for a person without internal strength, how difficult is it to release acupuncture points without massaging them with fingers?Even if he thought about it for a year and a half, he might not be able to come up with any solution. Wei Xiaobao listened to him not answering for a long time, and pushed the door open a crack, only to see that he raised his head in a daze, it was probably not surprising that he remained silent for three hours, so he closed the door again, and went back. Turning around, I remembered that I used the first-class method to the ninth-class method to relieve Mu Jianping's acupuncture points in the palace, and poked her body without any scruples. I didn't notice it, but why is she so trembling and reverent to this unknown girl in front of her? Looking at the girl in a blink of an eye, she saw her frowning eyebrows, with a sad expression on her face, she couldn't help feeling pity, picked up the wooden hammer, walked to her side, and said: "Wei Xiaobao owed you a debt in the previous life. Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid of the earth, just be afraid of your little girl. Now I surrender to you, and I will untie the acupuncture point for you, but I don’t mean to take advantage of you.” He said as he took off the monk’s robe, and put the wooden fish hammer on the inside of the knee of her left leg Lightly poked a few times.The girl gave him a blank look, and closed her mouth tightly.Wei Xiaobao poked it a few more times, and asked, "How do you feel?" The girl said: "You...you just know how to speak hooligans, and you don't know anything else." Cheng Guan's inner strength is deep, with a light finger, the acupuncture points are pierced, although Wei Xiaobao's wooden fish hammer poked the spot very accurately, but the strength is not enough, and the sealed acupuncture points cannot be released.When he heard the girl's sarcasm, he couldn't restrain his anger, and he poked a few times with the wooden hammer.The girl said "ah", Wei Xiaobao was startled, and asked: "Does it hurt?" The girl said angrily: "I...I...I..." Wei Xiaobao went to poke her right knee again, but his hand was lighter, he poked several times, the girl's body trembled slightly.Wei Xiaobao said happily: "It's done. The Shaolin sect originally only had seventy-two unique skills. From today, there are a total of seventy-three. This new unique skill was created by the eminent monk Huiming Zen Master, it is called... it is called 'Wooden Fish Hammer Solution' Acupuncture Magic', hehe..." Just as she was complacent, suddenly there was a pain in the waist and eyes, and she was stunned for a while, the girl turned over and sat up, reached out and snatched his dagger, and stabbed the sword straight into his chest.Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Ah, murdered my husband..." and sat down. The girl snatched the lancet from the side, opened the door, and rushed out.Cheng Guan stretched out his hand to stop him, and said in surprise: "Female benefactor, you...killed...killed my martial uncle...then...then..." The girl handed over the lancet in her left hand to her right, and chopped three times in a row.Cheng Guan flicked out the sleeves of his robe, the girl's legs were numb and she fell to the ground. Cheng Guan rushed to Wei Xiaobao's side, flicked the middle finger of his right hand, sealed the acupuncture points around the wound, and said: "Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful." Three fingers grabbed the handle of the dagger, and gently lifted it out, blood oozes from the wound.Cheng Guan saw that the bleeding was not much, so he hurriedly untied his clothes, saw that the wound was about half an inch deep, and the incision was not too big, he recited a few more times: "Amitabha." Wei Xiaobao was wearing a protective robe, if the dagger wasn't extremely sharp, he wouldn't have been able to hurt him at all, although the dagger passed through the clothing, it had no strength and penetrated very little into the flesh.But seeing the bleeding from his chest and the pain in the wound, he thought it was impossible to survive, and murmured: "Murder my husband...cough cough, murder my...pro..." The girl fell to the ground and cried: "I killed him, old monk, you kill me quickly, give him... give him... just die." Cheng Guan said: "Cough, my uncle ordered For you, the female benefactor is obsessed with obsession, so let it be, this kind of murder... murder is too much." Wei Xiaobao said: "I... I am going to die, cough, murdering relatives..." Cheng Guan was stunned, and ran out of the room, took the golden medicine, applied it on his wound, and said: "Uncle Shi, you are merciful and merciful, you enlightened the stubborn, your blessings are not exhausted, you will not pass away like this. Besides , your injury is not serious, it doesn't matter." Hearing that the injury was not serious, Wei Xiaobao was refreshed, he felt that the wound was actually not that painful, and said: "Bend your ears, oh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" Cheng Guan bent down and brought his ear to his mouth .Wei Xiaobao said in a low voice: "You untie her acupoints, but you can't let her out of the room. When she has finished displaying all her martial arts, then... then..." Cheng Guan said: "How about this?" Wei Xiaobao said: " At that time... then..." I thought: "Even if it is then, I can't let her go." Said: "Just...just follow my instructions...quick...quick...I'm going to die, I can't die Die again!" Cheng Guan heard his urgent urging, although he didn't understand what it meant, he turned around and snapped his fingers to unlock the girl's sealed acupoints. The girl saw Wei Xiaobao being sneaky when he was talking to Cheng Guan, she thought that this little evil monk was full of tricks, when he was dying, he must have arranged a poisonous scheme to punish me, otherwise why would he let me go instead?Immediately he jumped up, but the acupoints were first released, the blood flow was not smooth, his legs went numb, and he fell down.Cheng Guan stared at her blankly, chanting Buddha's name non-stop.The girl was even more terrified, and shouted: "Quickly hit me to death with one palm, the tormentor is not a hero." Cheng Guan said: "Little Martial Uncle said that I can't let you go now, of course I can't kill you." The girl was shocked, her face turned red, and she thought: "This little evil monk said that he would marry me as his wife no matter what he said, otherwise he would die in peace. Could it be... Could it be that before he died, he wanted...to marry me What are you doing... what wife?" He picked up the underground lancet sideways, and slashed it on his forehead. Cheng Guan flicked out the sleeve of his robe, wrapped around the blade, and brushed the sleeve of his left hand towards her face.The girl felt the strong wind blowing her face, she had no choice but to let go and withdraw the knife, and jumped back.With a flick of Cheng Guan's sleeve, the lancet shot upwards, and with a bang, it was nailed into the roof beam. Seeing him looking up at the knife, the girl jumped out from his left side with a little left foot.Cheng Guan stretched out his hand to stop him.The girl grabbed his eyes with five fingers of her right hand.Cheng Guan took her right elbow and said, "'Yunyan crosses the eye', this is the martial art of the Jiang family in Jiangnan." The girl kicked him in the stomach.Cheng Guan bent down slightly, kicked empty with this leg, and said: "This move 'Konggu Foot Sound' originated from Jinyang, Shanxi, and it is a martial art of the Shatuo people. But the Shatuo people must have another name, old man I'm ignorant and ignorant, I don't know much about it, does the benefactor know the original name of this move?" That girl didn't care about him, she punched and kicked, pointed and elbowed, and used endless tricks.Cheng Guan recognized them one by one, but she moved very quickly, it was too late to speak, so she had to dismantle them casually and memorize them one by one in her heart.The girl even made dozens of tricks, but he easily deciphered them. Seeing that she couldn't get out, she couldn't turn around in a panic, she shook a few times, and fainted on the ground. Cheng Guan sighed: "The female benefactor is greedy for many things, and has learned the exquisite moves of various sects and schools, but she has no internal energy, so long-term battles will not help. According to the old monk, it is better to practice internal energy from the beginning. The right way. Now fight You have to lose your strength, if you wake up, you will definitely fight again, and you will inevitably suffer internal injuries, so you should lie down and rest for a while, what does the benefactor think? But don't misunderstand, thinking that the old monk stands by and lets you faint and ignores you. Ah, the old monk is confused, you have already fainted, so naturally you can't hear me, but you are still talking endlessly." Went to the side of the couch and took Wei Xiaobao's pulse, but felt it was stable and thick, absolutely no danger, said: "Uncle Master, don't worry, your injury is nothing serious." Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "Do you remember all the tricks this little girl used?" Cheng Guan said: "I do remember, but it is very difficult to deal with it with simple and easy-to-learn techniques." Wei Xiaobao said: "Just You must remember that her tactics are just that. As for how to deal with it, it’s not too late to think about it slowly." Cheng Guan said: "Yes, yes, Uncle Master's instructions are right." Wei Xiaobao said: "After she has finished using her punches and kicks, let her She used the knife and memorized the tricks." Cheng Guan said: "Yes, the tricks on the weapon must also be memorized. But there is one difficulty, her lancet has been nailed to the beam. I'm afraid she Can't jump that high, can't get it." Wei Xiaobao asked: "What about you? Can you jump up and take it down?" Cheng Guan was startled, then laughed loudly, and said: "Nephew is really stupid." With such a smile, he immediately woke up the girl.She braced her hands, jumped up, and rushed out to the door. Cheng Guan flicked his left sleeve obliquely, and pushed towards the girl sideways.The girl staggered and slammed into the wall, Cheng Guan flicked out his right sleeve, blocked her in front of the wall, gently supported her body, the girl immediately stood firm.When she was stunned, she knew that her martial arts were far from the old monk's, so she continued to fight, but she was fooled by him in vain, so she took two steps back and sat in the chair.Cheng Guan wondered: "Hey, you don't fight anymore?" The girl said angrily: "If you can't beat you, what else do you want to fight?" Cheng Guan said: "If you don't shoot, how do I know what moves you will have? How can I think?" A way to break your martial arts? Hurry up and do it!" The girl thought to herself: "Okay, so you lured me to do it because you wanted to know my martial arts skills, but I didn't want you to know." Suddenly she jumped up, her fists went straight up and down, she swung wildly and kicked wildly. , generally unstructured. Cheng Guan was very surprised, and shouted: "Hey! Ah! Strange! Strange! Hey! Yo! I don't understand! Strange! Strange!" But every move of her was unprecedented, and occasionally there were some moves that were similar to those of some sects. The moves are similar, but they are also similar but not quite the same. Suddenly, my mind is in chaos. I feel that the martial arts that I have studied hard for decades have suddenly changed. Destroy everything. He didn't know that what the girl used was not any martial arts moves at all, but just kicking and kicking randomly.She knew that no matter how she attacked, the old monk would never do any harm, the most he could do was hit his acupuncture points and lie on the ground unable to move. There is no difference in the result of martial arts, it is better to just beat and kick.You want to find out my martial arts moves, but I can't find them by teaching you. Cheng Guan is familiar with all kinds of martial arts in the world, he never imagined that there are tens of thousands of people who have never learned martial arts in the world, when they fight, they can punch and kick, what kind of boxing and footwork do they know, and the right and wrong moves?But seeing the girl's various strange moves, all of which she had never seen or heard in her life, she couldn't help being panicked. He grew up in Shaolin Temple all his life, and he has never stepped out of the temple gate since he was ordained.There are people in Shaolin Temple who use fists and kicks, naturally every move has its own basis, and some people talk about different schools of martial arts, naturally they are all exquisite and unique moves. Everyone has seen these children's kicking and kicking a lot, but it's just this Master Cheng Guan, who is the head of the Prajna Hall of Shaolin Temple and has profound martial arts knowledge, has never been seen before, and he has never been heard of.After seeing more than ten moves, he couldn't help being stunned, he couldn't even say the exclamation "It's so strange", all kinds of moves in front of him came one after another: "This seems to be Wudang Changquan's 'Dragon Riding', but it's too late式不对。难道是从崆峒派'云起龙骧'这一招中化出来？咦，这一脚踢得更加怪了，这样直踢出去，给人随手一拿，便抓住了足踝。但武学之道，大巧不能胜至拙，其中必定藏有极厉害的后着变化。啊，这一招她双手抓来，要抓我头发，可是我明明没有头发，那么这是虚招了。武术讲究虚中有实，实中有虚，为什么要抓和尚头发，其中深意，不可不细加参详……” 那女郎出手越乱，澄观越感迷惘，渐渐由不解而起敬佩，由敬佩而生畏惧。 韦小宝眼见那女郎胡乱出手，澄观却一本正经地凝神钻研，忍不住“哈”的一声，笑了出来。这一笑牵动伤处，甚是疼痛，只是咬牙忍住，一时又痛又好笑，难当之极。 澄观正自惶惑失措，忽然听得韦小宝发笑，登时面红过耳，心道：“师叔笑我不识得这女施主的奇妙招数，只怕要请她来当般若堂的首座。”一回头，见他神色痛苦，更感歉仄：“师叔心地仁厚，要我将首座之位让了给这位女施主，这话一时却说不出口。”但见那女郎拳脚越来越乱，心想：“古人说道，武功到于绝诣，那便羚羊挂角，无迹可寻。听说前朝有位独孤求败大侠，又有位令狐冲大侠，以无招胜有招，当世无敌，难道……难道……” 他只须上前一试，随便一拳一脚，便能把那女郎打倒，只是武学大师出手，必先看明对方招数，谋定后动，既对那女郎的乱打乱踢全然不识，便如黔虎初见驴子，惶恐无已。 那女郎却也不敢向他攻击。一个乱打乱踢，愤怒难抑；一个心惊胆战，胡思乱想。那女郎乱打良久，手足酸软，想到终究难以脱困，心中一阵气苦，突然一晃身子，坐倒在地。 澄观大吃一惊，心道：“故老相传，武功练到极高境界，坐在地下即可遥遥出手伤人，只怕……只怕……”脑中本已一片混乱，惶急之下，热血上冲，登时晕了过去，慢慢坐倒。 那女郎又惊又喜，生怕他二人安排下什么毒辣诡计，不敢上前去杀这老少二僧，起身便即冲出禅房。般若堂众僧忽见一个少女向外疾奔，都是惊诧不已，未得尊长号令，谁也不敢上前阻拦。韦小宝卧在榻上，也只有干瞪眼的份儿。 过了良久，澄观才悠悠醒转，满脸羞惭，说道：“师叔，我……我实在愧对本寺的列祖列宗。”韦小宝苦笑道：“你到底想到哪里去啦？”澄观道：“这位女施主武功精妙，师侄一招也识他不得，孤陋寡闻，实在惭愧之至。”用心记忆那女郎的招式，可是她招数变幻无方，全无脉络可循，却哪里记得住了？他摇摇晃晃的站起身来，手扶墙壁，又欲晕倒。 韦小宝笑道：“你……你说她这样乱打一气，也是精妙武功？哈哈，呵呵，这……这可笑……笑死我了。”澄观奇道：“师叔说这……这是乱打一气，不……不是精妙武功？”韦小宝按住伤口，竭力忍笑，额头汗珠一粒粒渗将出来，不住咳嗽，笑道：“这是天下每个小孩儿……小孩儿……都……都会的……哈哈……啊哟……笑死我了。” 澄观吁了一口气，心下兀自将信将疑，脸上却有了笑容，说道：“师叔，当真这是乱打一气？怎地我从来没见过？”韦小宝笑道：“少林寺中，自然从来没这等功夫。”澄观抬头想了半天，一拍大腿，道：“是了。这位女施主这些拳脚虽然奇特，其实极易破解，只须用少林长拳最粗浅的招式，便可取胜。只是……只是师侄心想天下决无如此容易之事，大巧若拙，大智若愚，良贾深藏若虚，外表看来极浅易的招式之中，定然隐伏有高深武学精义。难道这些拳脚，真的并无高深之处？这倒奇了。这位女施主为什么要在这里施展，那些招式似乎不登大雅之堂……那岂不是贻笑方家么？”韦小宝笑道：“我看也没什么奇怪。她使不出什么新招了，就只好胡乱出手。唉，哈哈，呵呵！”忍不住又大笑起来。
韦小宝所受刀伤甚轻，少林寺中的金创药又极具灵效，养息得十多天，也就好了。他是当今皇帝的替身，在寺中地位尊崇，谁也不敢问他的事，此事既非众所周知，只要他自己不说，旁人也就不知。他养伤之时，澄观将两个女郎所施的各种招式一一录明，想出了破解的法子，一等韦小宝伤愈，便一招一式的传他。 澄观所教虽杂，但大致以“拈花擒拿手”为主。“拈花擒拿手”是少林派的高深武学，纯以浑厚内力为基，出手平淡冲雅，不杂丝毫霸气。禅宗历代相传，当年释迦牟尼在灵山会上，手拈金色波罗花示众，众皆默然，不解其意，独有迦叶尊者破颜微笑。佛祖说道：“我有正法眼藏，涅槃妙心，实相无相，微妙法门，不立文字，教外别传，付嘱摩诃迦叶。”摩诃迦叶是佛祖的十大弟子之一，称为“头陀第一”，禅宗奉之为初祖。少林寺属于禅宗，注重心悟。想佛祖拈花，迦叶微笑，不着一言，妙悟于心，那是何等超妙的境界？后人以“拈花”两字为这路擒拿手之名，自然每一招都是姿式高雅，和寻常擒拿手的扳手攀腿，大异其趣。只是韦小宝全无内力根基，以如此斯文雅致的手法拿到了高手身上，只要被对方轻轻一挥，势必摔出几个筋斗，跌得鼻青目肿，不免号啕大哭，微笑云云，那是全然说不上了，幸而那两个女郎也是全无内力，以此对付，倒也用得上。澄观心想对方是两个少女，不能粗鲁相待，因此教的着重于这路手法。 韦小宝当日向海大富学武功，由于有人监督，兼之即学即用，总算学到了一点儿，此后陈近南传他武功图谱，只学得几次，便畏难不学了。至于洪教主夫妇所授的救命六招，也只马马虎虎的学个大概，离神龙岛后便不再练习。可是这一次练武，为的是要捉那绿衫女郎来做老婆，自己做不成她老公便得上刀山，下油锅，死后身入十八层地狱，此事非同小可，学招时居然十分用心，一招一式，和澄观拆解试演。 学得几天，又懒了起来，忽然想到双儿：“这小丫头武功不弱，大可对付得了这两个姑娘，我只须叫双儿在身边保驾便是，不用自己学武功了。”转念又想：“我自己使本事拿住那绿衣姑娘，香香她的面孔，这才够味。叫双儿点了她穴道，我再去香面孔，太也没种，这绿衣姑娘更加要瞧我不起。而且叫好双儿做这等事，她纵然听话，心里一定难过，我也不能太对她不住了。就算两人的脸孔都香，公平交易，她二人也必都不喜欢。”终于强打精神，又学招式。 这天澄观说道：“师叔，你用心学这种武功，其实……其实没有什么用处的。你这样拿在我身上，倘若我内力一吐，你的手腕……你的手腕就这个……就那个……”韦小宝笑道：“我的手腕就这个那个喀喇一响，断之哀哉了。”澄观道：“你老望安，我是决不会对你使上内劲的，师侄万万不敢。不过依师侄之见，还是从头自少林长拳学起，循序渐进，才是正途。”韦小宝道：“咱们练的招式为什么不是正途？”澄观道：“这些招式没有内功根基，遇上了高手，不论变化多么巧妙，总不免一败涂地。只有对付那两位女施主，才有用处。” 韦小宝笑道：“那好极了，我就是要学来对付这位女施主。” 澄观向着他迷惘瞪视，大惑不解，说道：“倘然今后师叔再不遇到那两位女施主，这番功夫心血，岂不是白费了？又耽误了正经练功的时日。” 韦小宝摇头道：“我倘若遇不到这位女施主，那是非死不可，练了正经功夫，又有什么用？”澄观说的是“那两位女施主”，韦小宝说的却是“这位女施主”。 澄观更是奇怪，问道：“师叔是不是中了那女施主的毒，因此非找到她来取解药不可，否则的话，就会性命难保？”韦小宝心道：“我说的是男女风话，这老和尚却夹缠到哪里去了？”正色道：“正是，正是。我中了她的毒，这毒钻入五脏六腑，全身骨髓，非她本人不解。”澄观“啊哟”一声，道：“本寺澄照师弟善于解毒，我去请他来给师叔瞧瞧。”韦小宝忍笑道：“不用，不用，我所中的是慢性毒，只有她本人才是解药，旁的人谁都不管用。澄照老和尚更加没用。”澄观点头道：“原来只有她本人才有解药。”韦小宝说“只有她本人才是解药”，澄观误作“只有她本人才有解药”，一字之差，意思大不相同。老和尚心下担忧，喃喃自语：“唉，师叔中了这位女施主的独门奇毒，幸亏是慢性的……” 那女郎武功招式繁多，澄观所拟的拆法也是变化不少，有些更颇为艰难，韦小宝武功全无根柢，一时又怎学得会？他每日里和澄观过招试演，往往将这个白须皓然的老僧，当作了是那红颜绿衫的女郎，有时竟然言语轻佻，出手温柔，好在澄观一概不懂，只道这位小师叔妙悟佛法，禅机深湛，自己蠢笨，难明精诣。
这一日两人正在禅房中谈论二女的刀法，般若堂的一名执事僧来到门外，说道：“方丈大师有请师叔祖和师伯，请到大殿叙话。” 两人来到大雄宝殿，只见殿中有数十名外客，或坐或站，方丈晦聪禅师坐在下首相陪。上首坐着三人。第一人是身穿蒙古服色的贵人，二十来岁年纪；第二人是个中年喇嘛，身材干枯，矮瘦黝黑；第三人是个军官，穿戴总兵服色，约莫四十来岁。站在这三人身后的数十人有的是武官，有的是喇嘛，另有十数人穿着平民服色，眼见个个形貌健悍，身负武功。 晦聪方丈见韦小宝进殿，便站起身来，说道：“师弟，贵客降临本寺。这位是蒙古葛尔丹王子殿下，这位是西藏大喇嘛昌齐大法师，这位是云南平西王麾下总兵马宝马大人。”转身向三人道：“这位是老衲的师弟晦明禅师。” 众人见韦小宝年纪幼小，神情贼忒嘻嘻，十足是个浮滑小儿，居然是少林寺中与方丈并肩的禅师，均感讶异。葛尔丹王子忍不住笑了出来，说道：“这位小高僧真是小得有趣，哈哈，古怪，古怪。”韦小宝合十道：“阿弥陀佛，这位大王子真是大得滑稽，嘻嘻，希奇，希奇！”葛尔丹怒道：“我有什么滑稽希奇？”韦小宝道：“小僧有什么有趣古怪，殿下便有什么滑稽希奇了，难兄难弟，彼此彼此，请请。”说着便在晦聪方丈的下首坐下，澄观站在他身后。 众人听了韦小宝的说话，都觉莫测高深，心中暗暗称奇。 晦聪方丈道：“三位贵人降临寒寺，不知有何见教？”昌齐喇嘛道：“我们三人在道中偶然相遇，言谈之下，都说少林寺是中原武学泰山北斗，好生仰慕。我们三人都僻处边地，见闻鄙陋，因此上一同前来宝寺瞻仰，得见高僧尊范，不胜荣幸。”他虽是西藏喇嘛，却说得好一口北京官话，清脆明亮，吐属文雅。 晦聪道：“不敢当。蒙古、西藏、云南三地，素来佛法昌盛。三位久受佛法光照，自是智慧明澈，还盼多加指点。”昌齐喇嘛说的是武学，晦聪方丈说的却是佛法。少林寺虽以武功闻名天下，但寺中高僧皆以勤修佛法为正途，向来以为武学只是护持佛法的末节。 葛尔丹道：“听说少林寺历代相传，共有七十二门绝技，威震天下，少有匹敌。方丈大师可否请贵寺众位高僧一一试演，好让小王等一开眼界？”晦聪道：“好教殿下得知，江湖上传闻不足凭信。敝寺僧侣勤修参禅，以求正觉，虽然也有人闲来习练武功，也只是强身健体而已，区区小技，不足挂齿。”葛尔丹道：“方丈，你这可太也不光明磊落了。你试演一下这七十二项绝技，我们也不过是瞧瞧而已，又偷学不去的，何必小气？” 少林寺名气太大，上门来领教武功之人，千余年来几乎每月皆有，有的固是诚心求艺，有的却是恶意寻衅，寺中僧侣总是好言推辞。就算来者十分狂妄，寺僧也必以礼相待，不与计较，只有来人当真动武伤人，寺僧才迫不得已，出手反击，总是教来人讨不了好去。像葛尔丹王子这等言语，晦聪方丈早已不知听了多少，当下微微一笑，说道：“三位若肯阐明禅理，讲论佛法，老僧自当召集僧众，恭聆教益。至于武功什么的，本寺向有寺规，决计不敢妄自向外来的施主们班门弄斧。” 葛尔丹双眉一挺，大声道：“如此说来，少林寺乃是浪得虚名。寺中僧侣的武功狗屁不如，一钱不值。”晦聪微笑道：“人生在世，本是虚妄，本就狗屁不如，一钱不值。五蕴皆空，色身已是空的，名声更是身外之物。殿下说敝寺浪得虚名，那也说得是。” 葛尔丹没料得这老和尚竟没半分火气，不禁一怔，站起身来，哈哈大笑，指着韦小宝道：“小和尚，你也是狗屁不如，一钱不值之人么？” 韦小宝嘻嘻一笑，说道：“大王子当然是胜过小和尚了。小和尚确是狗屁不如，一钱不值。大王子却是有如狗屁，值得一钱，这叫做胜了一筹。”站着的众人之中，登时有几人笑了出来。葛尔丹大怒，忍不住便要离座动武，随即心想：“这小和尚在少林寺中辈份甚高，只怕真有些古怪，也未可知。”呼呼喘气，将满腔怒火强行按捺。 韦小宝道：“殿下不必动怒，须知世上最臭的不是狗屁，而是人言。有些人说出话来，臭气冲天，好比……好比……嘿嘿，那也不用多说了。至于一钱不值，还不是最贱，最贱的乃是欠了人家几千万、几百万两银子，抵赖不还。殿下有无亏欠，自己心里有数。” 葛尔丹张口愕然，一时不知如何对答。 晦聪方丈说道：“师弟之言，禅机渊深，佩服，佩服。世事因果报应，有因必有果。做了恶事，必有恶果。一钱不值，也不过无善无恶，比之欠下无数孽债，却又好得多了。”禅宗高僧，无时无刻不在探求禅理，韦小宝这几句话，本来只是讥刺葛尔丹的寻常言语，可是听在晦聪方丈耳里，只觉其中深藏机锋。 澄观听方丈这么一解，登时也明白了，不由得欢喜赞叹：“晦明师叔年少有德，妙悟至理。老衲跟着他老人家学了几个月，近来参禅，脑筋似乎已开通了不少。” 一个小和尚胡言乱语，两个老和尚随声附和，倒似是和葛尔丹有意的过不去。 葛尔丹满脸通红，突然急纵而起，向韦小宝扑来。宾主双方相对而坐，相隔二丈有余，可是他身手矫捷，一扑即至，双手成爪，一抓面门，一抓前胸，手爪未到，一股劲风已将他全身罩住。韦小宝便欲抵挡，已毫无施展余地，只有束手待毙。 晦聪方丈右手袖子轻轻拂出，挡在葛尔丹之前。葛尔丹一股猛劲和他衣袖一撞，只觉胸口气血翻涌，便如撞在一堵棉花作面、钢铁为里的厚墙上一般，身不由主的急退三步，待欲使劲站住，竟然立不住足，又退了三步，其时撞来之力已然消失，可是霎时之间，自己全身力道竟也无影无踪，大骇之下，双膝一软，便即坐倒，心道：“糟糕，这次要大大出丑。”心念甫转，只觉屁股碰到硬板，竟已回坐入自己原来的椅子。 晦聪方丈袍袖这一拂之力，轻柔浑和，绝无半分霸气，于对方撞来的力道，顷刻间便估量得准确异常，刚好将他弹回原椅，力道用得稍重，葛尔丹势必坐裂木椅，向后摔跌，力道用得略轻，他未到椅子，便已坐倒，不免坐在地下。来人中武功高深的，眼见他这轻轻一拂之中，孕育了武学绝诣，有人忍不住便喝出彩来。 葛尔丹没有当场出丑，心下稍慰，暗吸一口气，内力潜生，并未给这老僧化去，又是一喜，随即想到适才如此鲁莽，似乎没有出丑，其实已大大的出丑，登时满脸通红，听得身后有人喝彩，料想不是称赞自己给人家这么一撞撞得好，更是恼怒。 韦小宝惊魂未定，晦聪转过头来，向他说道：“师弟，你定力当真高强，外逆横来，不见不理。《大宝积经》云：'如人在荆棘林，不动即刺不伤。妄心不起，恒处寂灭之乐。一会妄心才动，即被诸有刺伤。'故经云：'有心皆苦，无心即乐。'师弟年纪轻轻，禅定修为，竟已达此'时时无心、刻刻不动'的极高境界，实是宿根深厚，大智大慧。” 他哪里知道韦小宝所以非但没有还手招架，甚至连躲闪逃避之意也未显出，只不过葛尔丹的扑击实在来得太快，所谓“迅雷不及掩耳”，并非不想掩耳，而是不及掩耳。晦聪方丈以明心见性为正宗功夫，平时孜孜兀兀所专注者，尽在如何修到无我的境界，是以一见韦小宝竟然不理会自己的生死安危，便不由得佩服之极，至于自己以“破衲功”衣袖一拂之力将葛尔丹震开，反觉渺不足道。 澄观更加佩服得五体投地，赞道：“金刚经有云：'无我相，无人相，无众生相，无寿者相'，晦明师叔竟已修到了这境界，他日自必得证阿褥多罗三藐三菩提。” 葛尔丹本已怒不可遏，听这两个老和尚又来大赞这小和尚，当即大叫：“哈里斯巴儿，尼马哄，加奴比丁儿！” 他身后武士突然手臂急扬，黄光连闪，九枚金镖分击晦聪、澄观、韦小宝三人胸口。 双方相距既近，韦小宝等又不懂葛尔丹喝令发镖的蒙古语，猝不及防之际，九镖势劲力急，已然及胸。晦聪和澄观同时叫声：“啊哟！”晦聪仍是使“破衲功”，袍袖一掩，已将三镖卷起。澄观双掌一合，使一招“敬礼三宝”，将三枚金镖都合在掌中。射向韦小宝的三镖噗的一声响，却都已打在他胸口。 这九镖陡发齐至，晦聪和澄观待要救援，已然不及，都大吃一惊，却听得当当啷啷几声响，三枚金镖落在地下。韦小宝身穿护身宝衣，金镖伤他不得。 这一来，大殿上众人无不耸动。眼见这小和尚年纪幼小，居然已练成少林派内功最高境界的“金刚护体神功”，委实不可思议，均想：“难怪这小和尚能身居少林派'晦'字辈，与少林寺住持、成名已垂数十年的晦聪方丈并肩。”其实晦聪和澄观接镖的手段也都高明之极，若非内外功俱臻化境，决难办到，只是韦小宝所显的“本事”太过神妙，人人对这两位老僧便不加注意了。 众人群相惊佩之际，昌齐喇嘛笑道：“小高僧的'金刚护体神功'练到了这等地步，也可说大为不易，只不过这神功似乎尚有欠缺，还不能震开暗器，以致僧袍上给戳出了三个小洞。”故老相传，这“金刚护体神功”练到登峰造极之时，周身有一层无形罡气，敌人袭来的兵刃暗器尚未及身，已给震开，可是那也只是武林中传说而已，也不知是否真有其人能够练成。昌齐喇嘛如此说法，众人都知不过是鸡蛋里找骨头，硬要贬低敌手身价。 韦小宝给三枚金镖打得胸口剧痛，其中一枚撞在伤口之侧，更是痛入骨髓，一口气转不过
Entering Chengguan's meditation room, the girl was still awake, Wei Xiaobao put her on the couch, his hands were covered in cold sweat, he wiped his palms on his legs, let out a long breath, and said with a smile: "All right!" Cheng Guan asked: "Shall we invite this... this female benefactor to live here?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Yes, it's not the first time she lives in this temple. She hurt her neck before, so she didn't live in the east courtyard Is it?" Cheng Dian nodded and said, "Yes. But...but that time it was for her to heal her wounds, her life was at stake, and she had to be dealt with according to authority." Wei Xiaobao said: "That's very easy." He pulled out the dagger from his boot , Said: "Just cut her severely, so that her life is in danger again, and she can be dealt with according to the authority." As he spoke, he walked in front of her, as if he was about to cut her off. Cheng Guan hurriedly said: "No, no, then... that's unnecessary." Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay, I'll follow your orders. Unless you don't let others know, after she finishes performing all kinds of tricks, we will send her off quietly. Let her go out, otherwise, I will have to cut her." Cheng Guan said: "Yes, yes. I don't say it." I just feel that this little uncle is acting really strange, but I think he is from an obscure generation. Elder, your knowledge must be superior to your own, and there will be no mistakes in following his orders. Wei Xiaobao said: "This female benefactor has a stubborn temper, she said she will take the head seat of your Prajna hall to do it, I have to persuade her." Cheng Guan said: "She must do it, my nephew gave it to her , That's it." Wei Xiaobao was taken aback, he didn't expect this old monk to be indifferent by nature, he had no desire to compete, and said: "She's not a monk in this temple, she took the first seat in Prajna hall, where will we put the Shaolin Temple's face? If you have this intention , I’m sorry for the Shaolin sect.” As he said that, his face darkened, Cheng Guan was so frightened that he even claimed yes.Wei Xiaobao straightened his face and said: "That's right. You go out and wait outside, I'm going to persuade her." Cheng Guan bowed and agreed, walked out of the meditation room, and closed the door behind him. Wei Xiaobao took off the monk's robe covering the girl's head, the girl was about to open her mouth to call out, when she suddenly saw a gleaming dagger pointed at her nose, she immediately opened her mouth wide, not daring to cry out.Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "Little girl, as long as you are obedient, I won't hurt a single hair of your hair. Otherwise, I will have to cut off your nose and let you out of the temple. A person lost a nose, just to smell It's not a big deal if you don't get the smell and smell, is it?" The girl was frightened and angry, and her face was even less bloodless.Wei Xiaobao said: "Are you listening?" The girl was furious, and said in a low voice: "You're going to kill me." Wei Xiaobao sighed, and said: "You are so beautiful, how can I be willing to kill you? But let you go, from now on I will think about you day and night, I must die because of your lovesickness, that would also hurt the virtue of God's good life .” The girl's face flushed, and then turned pale again.Wei Xiaobao said: "There is only one way. If I cut off your nose, your appearance will not be very beautiful. Then I won't suffer from lovesickness." The girl closed her eyes, two clear teardrops leaked out from under her long eyelashes, Wei Xiaobao's heart softened, and he comforted him: "Don't cry, don't cry! As long as you are obedient, I'd rather cut my own nose , and don't cut your nose. What's your name?" The girl shook her head, and the tears flowed even more.Wei Xiaobao said: "It turns out that your name is Bobble Cat, which is not a very pleasant name." The girl opened her eyes and whimpered, "Who is Bobble Cat? You are Bobble Cat." Hearing her answer, Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed and said with a smile, "Okay, I'm a bobble cat. Then what's your name?" The girl said angrily, "Don't tell me!" Wei Xiaobao said, "You don't want to tell me, so I have to give you one Name, it's called... called Dumb Cat." The girl said angrily, "Nonsense, I'm not dumb." Wei Xiaobao sat on a pile of Shaolin martial arts classics piled up high, crossed his legs, and swayed gently. Seeing that although her face was full of anger, she was extremely beautiful and touching, and said with a smile: "Then what is your name?" ?” The girl said: "I told you not to say it, but I just won't say it." Wei Xiaobao said: "I have something to discuss with you. It's so awkward to say it without a name or surname. If you don't want to say it, I have no choice but to pick it up for you. I have a name. Well, what name should I choose?" The girl kept saying: "No, no, no!" Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "Yes, your name is 'Weimen Yaoshi'." The girl was startled , said: "It's weird, and my surname is not Wei." Wei Xiaobao said sternly: "The emperor is above, and the earth is below. In my whole life, I will go up the mountain of knives and down the pan of oil, hacking into pieces, copying and beheading the whole family, treason, heinous, male robbers and female prostitutes, sons and grandsons, and thunderstorms." Chop, I have a thousand and one big boils all over my body, and I must marry you as my wife." The girl was stunned to hear him swear many poisonous oaths in one breath, but when she heard the last sentence, she couldn't help but blushed and let out a bah. Wei Xiaobao said: "My surname is Wei, so you are already destined to be surnamed Wei. I don't know what your surname is, but you just shook your head, so I call you 'Weimen Shake'." The girl closed her eyes, and said angrily: "There has never been a monk like you talking nonsense in the world. You are a monk, marry whatever...you marry...you are not afraid of punishment from the Bodhisattva, and you will go to the eighteenth level of hell after death." Wei Xiaobao clasped his palms together, and fell to his knees with a plop.Hearing the sound of him kneeling down, the girl became curious, opened her eyes, and saw him facing the window, kowtowed a few times, and said: "My Buddha Tathagata, Amitabha, Avalokitesvara, Manjusri, Samantabhadra, Jade Emperor , Four Vajras, Hades Judge, Impermanence, everyone, please listen together. I, Wei Xiaobao, must marry this girl. Even if I go to the eighteenth level of hell after my death, have my tongue pulled out, my head sawed off, and I will not be reborn in ten thousand kalpas, then It's nothing. I don't care about anything while I'm alive, and I don't fear anything after death. This wife is definitely married anyway." Seeing that he said it firmly and without frivolity, the girl didn't seem to be joking, but she became frightened and begged: "Stop it, don't say it." After a pause, she said bitterly: "You killed me!" It doesn't matter if you beat me every day, in short, I hate you to death, and I'm determined... definitely not to agree." Wei Xiaobao stood up and said: "It doesn't matter if you agree or not, in short, in short, I will spend the next eighty years with you. Even if you become a hundred-year-old old woman, if I don't marry If you get it, you still won’t die with peace.” The girl said angrily: "You insult me so much, one day I will teach you to die by my hands. I will kill you first, and then commit suicide." Wei Xiaobao said: "You can kill me, but that's murdering your own husband. If I can't be your husband, I won't just die like that." When he said this, his voice trembled. Seeing him gnashing his teeth and the veins on his forehead popping out, the girl became frightened and closed her eyes again. Wei Xiaobao walked a few steps towards her, only to feel his whole body go limp, his limbs trembled, suddenly he just wanted to kneel down to worship her, pleading piously, and after taking another step, he let out a low cry, like the howling of a wounded beast , and wanted to strangle her to death. The girl opened her eyes when she heard the strange sound, and seeing the strange light in his eyes, she screamed. Wei Xiaobao was startled, took a few steps back, sat down slumped, and thought to himself: "In the palace, I once asked Miss Fang and the princess to be my wives, and they were laughing and joking at that time, how relaxed and at ease? If you want to hug, hug and kiss Then I kissed. This little girl was obviously hit by the old monk's acupuncture point and couldn't move, why didn't I even dare to touch her hand?" Seeing her beautiful slender hands protruding from under the monk's robe, I just wanted to touch her hand gently. After holding it, I didn't have the courage, so I couldn't help cursing: "Spicy mother!" The girl didn't understand and stared at him.Wei Xiaobao blushed, and said: "I scolded myself for being cowardly and useless, but I didn't scold you." The girl said: "You are so lawless and you still call yourself cowardly, if you are cowardly, thank God. " Hearing this, Wei Xiaobao was furious, stood up, and said: "Okay, I'm going to be lawless. I'm going to strip your clothes off." The girl was so shocked that she almost fainted again. Wei Xiaobao walked up to her, seeing her eyes full of hatred, he said in his heart: "Forget it, forget it, I, Wei Xiaobao, is the son of a turtle, a bastard, I surrender to you and dare not do anything." He said softly: " I was born afraid of my wife, let you go." As soon as the girl's fear subsided, she became angry again, and said, "You... you are in that town, what nonsense are you talking to those... those bad women? Saying that my senior sister and I... are... you... or something , to take you back, you... you wicked person..." Wei Xiaobao laughed loudly, and said: "What do those bad women know? After I marry you in the future, one hundred thousand whores in one thousand houses in the world will line up in front of me, and Wei Xiaobao won't even glance at them from the corner of his eye. , from morning to night, from night to morning, twelve hours a day, just look at my dear wife." The girl said anxiously: "You call me old...old...whatever, I will never I won't talk to you." Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, and hurriedly said: "Okay, okay, I don't bark, I only bark in my heart." The girl said: "You are not allowed to bark in my heart." Wei Xiaobao smiled: "I bark secretly in my heart, you I don’t know.” The girl said: “Huh, how could I not know? Seeing the strange look on your face, you are screaming in your heart.” Wei Xiaobao said: "When my mother gave birth to me, the look on my face became so weird. It's probably because I knew that I would marry you as soon as I was born." The girl closed her eyes and ignored him.Wei Xiaobao said: "Hey, I didn't call your wife again, why are you ignoring me?" The girl said: "You still say no? Lied to your face. You said you married me for...why, that's it." Wei Xiaobao laughed Said: "Okay, I won't talk about this. I just say that I will be your husband in the future..." The girl was furious, she closed her eyes tightly, and no matter how Wei Xiaobao rambled and teased her, she never answered. Wei Xiaobao couldn't do anything, he wanted to say: "If you ignore me again, I'll make you look good." But when the words came to his mouth, he immediately stopped, feeling that he was really blaspheming this fairy-like beauty by coercing her like this. , sighed: "I just ask you one thing. You told me your name, and I will let you out." The girl said: "You lied." Wei Xiaobao said: "Everyone in the world lied to me. I won’t lie to you. This is called a man who says a word, a dead horse is hard to chase. A young wife who keeps a word is easy to chase.” The girl was stunned, and asked: "Why is it hard to chase a dead horse, but easy to chase a live horse?" Wei Xiaobao said: "This is the word of our Shaolin sect. In a word, I don't lie to you. You think, I want your grandson to call me grandpa wholeheartedly. If I lie to you today, your son won't even call me daddy, and say What grandson?" The girl didn't understand what he was talking about grandson and grandpa at first, but after thinking about it for a while, she realized that he had made a detour and was talking about that matter again, and said softly: "I don't want you to let me go. I have been bullied by you like this. I don’t want to live anymore. Just kill me with one knife!” Wei Xiaobao saw that the knife mark on her neck was still fresh, and there was a red mark, so he felt guilty, knelt down, kowtowed four times to her, and said: "I am the one who is sorry for the girl!" Bow left and right, hit his cheeks more than a dozen times, his cheeks became red and swollen immediately, he said: "Girl, don't be sad, this bastard Wei Xiaobao really deserves to be hit!" Standing up, he went to open the door and said, "Hey, teacher Nephew, what method should I use to unlock this girl's acupuncture points?" Cheng Guan has been standing at the door of the meditation room waiting.He has deep internal energy, even though the conversation between Wei Xiaobao and the girl was whispered, it was all in my ears, I just felt that the words of this uncle's "persuasion" to the female benefactor were really unfathomable, what kind of husband, wife, grandson, grandfather, it seems None of them have anything to do with martial arts, the witty and witty words of the little martial uncle are too profound, and my Dharma practice is not enough, so I can't understand it.Later, when I heard the little martial uncle knelt down and kowtowed, and slapped himself on the cheek, he couldn't help feeling even more grateful.When teaching Zen Buddhism, if a disciple does not understand the subtle words and subtle meanings taught by the master, the master will often beat him with a stick and shout loudly.The practice of spreading the Dharma by beating people with sticks began with Zen Master Deshan in the Tang Dynasty; the practice of urging people to wake up with loud drinks began with Zen Master Daoyi in the Tang Dynasty. The idiom "drinking in the face" comes from this.Cheng Guan thought to himself that in the past the eminent monk gave enlightenment by beating someone with a stick, and the young master uncle gave enlightenment to this female benefactor by slapping him, she sacrificed herself for others, her compassionate heart surpassed those of the predecessors, he was admiring himself, when he heard him ask about the acupuncture point In order to do this, he hurriedly said: "This female benefactor has been sealed as the 'Dabao Point', which belongs to the Spleen Meridian of Foot Taiyin. My uncle pushed blood through the two points 'Jimen' and 'Xuehai' on her legs. Palace, you can untie it." Wei Xiaobao said: "Where are the two acupoints 'Jimen' and 'Xuehai'?" Cheng Guan straightened his clothes, pointed to the acupoints on the inner side of his knees, let him try to use them correctly, and taught him to push the blood through the palace He said: "Uncle Master has not practiced internal skills, so he is slow to untie the acupoints. But after half an hour of massage, he will definitely be able to untie it." Wei Xiaobao nodded, closed the door, and returned to the couch. The girl heard both of them talking, and exclaimed: "I don't want you to relieve the acupoints, and you are not allowed to touch my body!" Wei Xiaobao pondered: "Massaging the inner side of her knee for half an hour is really not right. I sincerely relieved her acupuncture points, but she must say that I intend to be frivolous. Although a husband is frivolous to his wife, it's just and right, let alone a good opportunity. Cut. But the little girl is ruthless, once I untie her acupuncture points, I am afraid that she will crash her head against the wall and die, and Wei Xiaobao will have no sons or grandchildren." Turning around, he asked loudly: "Whether a man or a woman can get married, we monks are more likely to die." Be careful. If you don’t need massage, what can you do?” Cheng Guan said: "Yes. The master's discipline is strict, and the nephew admires it very much. There is a way to relieve the acupuncture point without touching the opponent's body. Gently flick the corner of the sleeve, or use one-finger Zen kung fu to point the air ...Ah, no, the little uncle has not learned internal skills, so these methods are useless, wait for the nephew to think about it." In fact, he only needs to walk into the room by himself, flick the corner of his sleeve lightly, or use one finger to meditate Kung fu pointing at the sky can unlock the girl's acupoints immediately, but since the uncle asked, he should try his best to answer.But for a person without internal strength, how difficult is it to release acupuncture points without massaging them with fingers?Even if he thought about it for a year and a half, he might not be able to come up with any solution. Wei Xiaobao listened to him not answering for a long time, and pushed the door open a crack, only to see that he raised his head in a daze, it was probably not surprising that he remained silent for three hours, so he closed the door again, and went back. Turning around, I remembered that I used the first-class method to the ninth-class method to relieve Mu Jianping's acupuncture points in the palace, and poked her body without any scruples. I didn't notice it, but why is she so trembling and reverent to this unknown girl in front of her? Looking at the girl in a blink of an eye, she saw her frowning eyebrows, with a sad expression on her face, she couldn't help feeling pity, picked up the wooden hammer, walked to her side, and said: "Wei Xiaobao owed you a debt in the previous life. Don’t be afraid, don’t be afraid of the earth, just be afraid of your little girl. Now I surrender to you, and I will untie the acupuncture point for you, but I don’t mean to take advantage of you.” He said as he took off the monk’s robe, and put the wooden fish hammer on the inside of the knee of her left leg Lightly poked a few times.The girl gave him a blank look, and closed her mouth tightly.Wei Xiaobao poked it a few more times, and asked, "How do you feel?" The girl said: "You...you just know how to speak hooligans, and you don't know anything else." Cheng Guan's inner strength is deep, with a light finger, the acupuncture points are pierced, although Wei Xiaobao's wooden fish hammer poked the spot very accurately, but the strength is not enough, and the sealed acupuncture points cannot be released.When he heard the girl's sarcasm, he couldn't restrain his anger, and he poked a few times with the wooden hammer.The girl said "ah", Wei Xiaobao was startled, and asked: "Does it hurt?" The girl said angrily: "I...I...I..." Wei Xiaobao went to poke her right knee again, but his hand was lighter, he poked several times, the girl's body trembled slightly.Wei Xiaobao said happily: "It's done. The Shaolin sect originally only had seventy-two unique skills. From today, there are a total of seventy-three. This new unique skill was created by the eminent monk Huiming Zen Master, it is called... it is called 'Wooden Fish Hammer Solution' Acupuncture Magic', hehe..." Just as she was complacent, suddenly there was a pain in the waist and eyes, and she was stunned for a while, the girl turned over and sat up, reached out and snatched his dagger, and stabbed the sword straight into his chest.Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Ah, murdered my husband..." and sat down. The girl snatched the lancet from the side, opened the door, and rushed out.Cheng Guan stretched out his hand to stop him, and said in surprise: "Female benefactor, you...killed...killed my martial uncle...then...then..." The girl handed over the lancet in her left hand to her right, and chopped three times in a row.Cheng Guan flicked out the sleeves of his robe, the girl's legs were numb and she fell to the ground. Cheng Guan rushed to Wei Xiaobao's side, flicked the middle finger of his right hand, sealed the acupuncture points around the wound, and said: "Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful." Three fingers grabbed the handle of the dagger, and gently lifted it out, blood oozes from the wound.Cheng Guan saw that the bleeding was not much, so he hurriedly untied his clothes, saw that the wound was about half an inch deep, and the incision was not too big, he recited a few more times: "Amitabha." Wei Xiaobao was wearing a protective robe, if the dagger wasn't extremely sharp, he wouldn't have been able to hurt him at all, although the dagger passed through the clothing, it had no strength and penetrated very little into the flesh.But seeing the bleeding from his chest and the pain in the wound, he thought it was impossible to survive, and murmured: "Murder my husband...cough cough, murder my...pro..." The girl fell to the ground and cried: "I killed him, old monk, you kill me quickly, give him... give him... just die." Cheng Guan said: "Cough, my uncle ordered For you, the female benefactor is obsessed with obsession, so let it be, this kind of murder... murder is too much." Wei Xiaobao said: "I... I am going to die, cough, murdering relatives..." Cheng Guan was stunned, and ran out of the room, took the golden medicine, applied it on his wound, and said: "Uncle Shi, you are merciful and merciful, you enlightened the stubborn, your blessings are not exhausted, you will not pass away like this. Besides , your injury is not serious, it doesn't matter." Hearing that the injury was not serious, Wei Xiaobao was refreshed, he felt that the wound was actually not that painful, and said: "Bend your ears, oh, I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" Cheng Guan bent down and brought his ear to his mouth .Wei Xiaobao said in a low voice: "You untie her acupoints, but you can't let her out of the room. When she has finished displaying all her martial arts, then... then..." Cheng Guan said: "How about this?" Wei Xiaobao said: " At that time... then..." I thought: "Even if it is then, I can't let her go." Said: "Just...just follow my instructions...quick...quick...I'm going to die, I can't die Die again!" Cheng Guan heard his urgent urging, although he didn't understand what it meant, he turned around and snapped his fingers to unlock the girl's sealed acupoints. The girl saw Wei Xiaobao being sneaky when he was talking to Cheng Guan, she thought that this little evil monk was full of tricks, when he was dying, he must have arranged a poisonous scheme to punish me, otherwise why would he let me go instead?Immediately he jumped up, but the acupoints were first released, the blood flow was not smooth, his legs went numb, and he fell down.Cheng Guan stared at her blankly, chanting Buddha's name non-stop.The girl was even more terrified, and shouted: "Quickly hit me to death with one palm, the tormentor is not a hero." Cheng Guan said: "Little Martial Uncle said that I can't let you go now, of course I can't kill you." The girl was shocked, her face turned red, and she thought: "This little evil monk said that he would marry me as his wife no matter what he said, otherwise he would die in peace. Could it be... Could it be that before he died, he wanted...to marry me What are you doing... what wife?" He picked up the underground lancet sideways, and slashed it on his forehead. Cheng Guan flicked out the sleeve of his robe, wrapped around the blade, and brushed the sleeve of his left hand towards her face.The girl felt the strong wind blowing her face, she had no choice but to let go and withdraw the knife, and jumped back.With a flick of Cheng Guan's sleeve, the lancet shot upwards, and with a bang, it was nailed into the roof beam. Seeing him looking up at the knife, the girl jumped out from his left side with a little left foot.Cheng Guan stretched out his hand to stop him.The girl grabbed his eyes with five fingers of her right hand.Cheng Guan took her right elbow and said, "'Yunyan crosses the eye', this is the martial art of the Jiang family in Jiangnan." The girl kicked him in the stomach.Cheng Guan bent down slightly, kicked empty with this leg, and said: "This move 'Konggu Foot Sound' originated from Jinyang, Shanxi, and it is a martial art of the Shatuo people. But the Shatuo people must have another name, old man I'm ignorant and ignorant, I don't know much about it, does the benefactor know the original name of this move?" That girl didn't care about him, she punched and kicked, pointed and elbowed, and used endless tricks.Cheng Guan recognized them one by one, but she moved very quickly, it was too late to speak, so she had to dismantle them casually and memorize them one by one in her heart.The girl even made dozens of tricks, but he easily deciphered them. Seeing that she couldn't get out, she couldn't turn around in a panic, she shook a few times, and fainted on the ground. Cheng Guan sighed: "The female benefactor is greedy for many things, and has learned the exquisite moves of various sects and schools, but she has no internal energy, so long-term battles will not help. According to the old monk, it is better to practice internal energy from the beginning. The right way. Now fight You have to lose your strength, if you wake up, you will definitely fight again, and you will inevitably suffer internal injuries, so you should lie down and rest for a while, what does the benefactor think? But don't misunderstand, thinking that the old monk stands by and lets you faint and ignores you. Ah, the old monk is confused, you have already fainted, so naturally you can't hear me, but you are still talking endlessly." Went to the side of the couch and took Wei Xiaobao's pulse, but felt it was stable and thick, absolutely no danger, said: "Uncle Master, don't worry, your injury is nothing serious." Wei Xiaobao smiled and said: "Do you remember all the tricks this little girl used?" Cheng Guan said: "I do remember, but it is very difficult to deal with it with simple and easy-to-learn techniques." Wei Xiaobao said: "Just You must remember that her tactics are just that. As for how to deal with it, it’s not too late to think about it slowly." Cheng Guan said: "Yes, yes, Uncle Master's instructions are right." Wei Xiaobao said: "After she has finished using her punches and kicks, let her She used the knife and memorized the tricks." Cheng Guan said: "Yes, the tricks on the weapon must also be memorized. But there is one difficulty, her lancet has been nailed to the beam. I'm afraid she Can't jump that high, can't get it." Wei Xiaobao asked: "What about you? Can you jump up and take it down?" Cheng Guan was startled, then laughed loudly, and said: "Nephew is really stupid." With such a smile, he immediately woke up the girl.She braced her hands, jumped up, and rushed out to the door. Cheng Guan flicked his left sleeve obliquely, and pushed towards the girl sideways.The girl staggered and slammed into the wall, Cheng Guan flicked out his right sleeve, blocked her in front of the wall, gently supported her body, the girl immediately stood firm.When she was stunned, she knew that her martial arts were far from the old monk's, so she continued to fight, but she was fooled by him in vain, so she took two steps back and sat in the chair.Cheng Guan wondered: "Hey, you don't fight anymore?" The girl said angrily: "If you can't beat you, what else do you want to fight?" Cheng Guan said: "If you don't shoot, how do I know what moves you will have? How can I think?" A way to break your martial arts? Hurry up and do it!" The girl thought to herself: "Okay, so you lured me to do it because you wanted to know my martial arts skills, but I didn't want you to know." Suddenly she jumped up, her fists went straight up and down, she swung wildly and kicked wildly. , generally unstructured. Cheng Guan was very surprised, and shouted: "Hey! Ah! Strange! Strange! Hey! Yo! I don't understand! Strange! Strange!" But every move of her was unprecedented, and occasionally there were some moves that were similar to those of some sects. The moves are similar, but they are also similar but not quite the same. Suddenly, my mind is in chaos. I feel that the martial arts that I have studied hard for decades have suddenly changed. Destroy everything. He didn't know that what the girl used was not any martial arts moves at all, but just kicking and kicking randomly.She knew that no matter how she attacked, the old monk would never do any harm, the most he could do was hit his acupuncture points and lie on the ground unable to move. There is no difference in the result of martial arts, it is better to just beat and kick.You want to find out my martial arts moves, but I can't find them by teaching you. Cheng Guan is familiar with all kinds of martial arts in the world, he never imagined that there are tens of thousands of people who have never learned martial arts in the world, when they fight, they can punch and kick, what kind of boxing and footwork do they know, and the right and wrong moves?But seeing the girl's various strange moves, all of which she had never seen or heard in her life, she couldn't help being panicked. He grew up in Shaolin Temple all his life, and he has never stepped out of the temple gate since he was ordained.There are people in Shaolin Temple who use fists and kicks, naturally every move has its own basis, and some people talk about different schools of martial arts, naturally they are all exquisite and unique moves. Everyone has seen these children's kicking and kicking a lot, but it's just this Master Cheng Guan, who is the head of the Prajna Hall of Shaolin Temple and has profound martial arts knowledge, has never been seen before, and he has never been heard of.After seeing more than ten moves, he couldn't help being stunned, he couldn't even say the exclamation "It's so strange", all kinds of moves in front of him came one after another: "This seems to be Wudang Changquan's 'Dragon Riding', but it's too late式不对。难道是从崆峒派'云起龙骧'这一招中化出来？咦，这一脚踢得更加怪了，这样直踢出去，给人随手一拿，便抓住了足踝。但武学之道，大巧不能胜至拙，其中必定藏有极厉害的后着变化。啊，这一招她双手抓来，要抓我头发，可是我明明没有头发，那么这是虚招了。武术讲究虚中有实，实中有虚，为什么要抓和尚头发，其中深意，不可不细加参详……” 那女郎出手越乱，澄观越感迷惘，渐渐由不解而起敬佩，由敬佩而生畏惧。 韦小宝眼见那女郎胡乱出手，澄观却一本正经地凝神钻研，忍不住“哈”的一声，笑了出来。这一笑牵动伤处，甚是疼痛，只是咬牙忍住，一时又痛又好笑，难当之极。 澄观正自惶惑失措，忽然听得韦小宝发笑，登时面红过耳，心道：“师叔笑我不识得这女施主的奇妙招数，只怕要请她来当般若堂的首座。”一回头，见他神色痛苦，更感歉仄：“师叔心地仁厚，要我将首座之位让了给这位女施主，这话一时却说不出口。”但见那女郎拳脚越来越乱，心想：“古人说道，武功到于绝诣，那便羚羊挂角，无迹可寻。听说前朝有位独孤求败大侠，又有位令狐冲大侠，以无招胜有招，当世无敌，难道……难道……” 他只须上前一试，随便一拳一脚，便能把那女郎打倒，只是武学大师出手，必先看明对方招数，谋定后动，既对那女郎的乱打乱踢全然不识，便如黔虎初见驴子，惶恐无已。 那女郎却也不敢向他攻击。一个乱打乱踢，愤怒难抑；一个心惊胆战，胡思乱想。那女郎乱打良久，手足酸软，想到终究难以脱困，心中一阵气苦，突然一晃身子，坐倒在地。 澄观大吃一惊，心道：“故老相传，武功练到极高境界，坐在地下即可遥遥出手伤人，只怕……只怕……”脑中本已一片混乱，惶急之下，热血上冲，登时晕了过去，慢慢坐倒。 那女郎又惊又喜，生怕他二人安排下什么毒辣诡计，不敢上前去杀这老少二僧，起身便即冲出禅房。般若堂众僧忽见一个少女向外疾奔，都是惊诧不已，未得尊长号令，谁也不敢上前阻拦。韦小宝卧在榻上，也只有干瞪眼的份儿。 过了良久，澄观才悠悠醒转，满脸羞惭，说道：“师叔，我……我实在愧对本寺的列祖列宗。”韦小宝苦笑道：“你到底想到哪里去啦？”澄观道：“这位女施主武功精妙，师侄一招也识他不得，孤陋寡闻，实在惭愧之至。”用心记忆那女郎的招式，可是她招数变幻无方，全无脉络可循，却哪里记得住了？他摇摇晃晃的站起身来，手扶墙壁，又欲晕倒。 韦小宝笑道：“你……你说她这样乱打一气，也是精妙武功？哈哈，呵呵，这……这可笑……笑死我了。”澄观奇道：“师叔说这……这是乱打一气，不……不是精妙武功？”韦小宝按住伤口，竭力忍笑，额头汗珠一粒粒渗将出来，不住咳嗽，笑道：“这是天下每个小孩儿……小孩儿……都……都会的……哈哈……啊哟……笑死我了。” 澄观吁了一口气，心下兀自将信将疑，脸上却有了笑容，说道：“师叔，当真这是乱打一气？怎地我从来没见过？”韦小宝笑道：“少林寺中，自然从来没这等功夫。”澄观抬头想了半天，一拍大腿，道：“是了。这位女施主这些拳脚虽然奇特，其实极易破解，只须用少林长拳最粗浅的招式，便可取胜。只是……只是师侄心想天下决无如此容易之事，大巧若拙，大智若愚，良贾深藏若虚，外表看来极浅易的招式之中，定然隐伏有高深武学精义。难道这些拳脚，真的并无高深之处？这倒奇了。这位女施主为什么要在这里施展，那些招式似乎不登大雅之堂……那岂不是贻笑方家么？”韦小宝笑道：“我看也没什么奇怪。她使不出什么新招了，就只好胡乱出手。唉，哈哈，呵呵！”忍不住又大笑起来。
韦小宝所受刀伤甚轻，少林寺中的金创药又极具灵效，养息得十多天，也就好了。他是当今皇帝的替身，在寺中地位尊崇，谁也不敢问他的事，此事既非众所周知，只要他自己不说，旁人也就不知。他养伤之时，澄观将两个女郎所施的各种招式一一录明，想出了破解的法子，一等韦小宝伤愈，便一招一式的传他。 澄观所教虽杂，但大致以“拈花擒拿手”为主。“拈花擒拿手”是少林派的高深武学，纯以浑厚内力为基，出手平淡冲雅，不杂丝毫霸气。禅宗历代相传，当年释迦牟尼在灵山会上，手拈金色波罗花示众，众皆默然，不解其意，独有迦叶尊者破颜微笑。佛祖说道：“我有正法眼藏，涅槃妙心，实相无相，微妙法门，不立文字，教外别传，付嘱摩诃迦叶。”摩诃迦叶是佛祖的十大弟子之一，称为“头陀第一”，禅宗奉之为初祖。少林寺属于禅宗，注重心悟。想佛祖拈花，迦叶微笑，不着一言，妙悟于心，那是何等超妙的境界？后人以“拈花”两字为这路擒拿手之名，自然每一招都是姿式高雅，和寻常擒拿手的扳手攀腿，大异其趣。只是韦小宝全无内力根基，以如此斯文雅致的手法拿到了高手身上，只要被对方轻轻一挥，势必摔出几个筋斗，跌得鼻青目肿，不免号啕大哭，微笑云云，那是全然说不上了，幸而那两个女郎也是全无内力，以此对付，倒也用得上。澄观心想对方是两个少女，不能粗鲁相待，因此教的着重于这路手法。 韦小宝当日向海大富学武功，由于有人监督，兼之即学即用，总算学到了一点儿，此后陈近南传他武功图谱，只学得几次，便畏难不学了。至于洪教主夫妇所授的救命六招，也只马马虎虎的学个大概，离神龙岛后便不再练习。可是这一次练武，为的是要捉那绿衫女郎来做老婆，自己做不成她老公便得上刀山，下油锅，死后身入十八层地狱，此事非同小可，学招时居然十分用心，一招一式，和澄观拆解试演。 学得几天，又懒了起来，忽然想到双儿：“这小丫头武功不弱，大可对付得了这两个姑娘，我只须叫双儿在身边保驾便是，不用自己学武功了。”转念又想：“我自己使本事拿住那绿衣姑娘，香香她的面孔，这才够味。叫双儿点了她穴道，我再去香面孔，太也没种，这绿衣姑娘更加要瞧我不起。而且叫好双儿做这等事，她纵然听话，心里一定难过，我也不能太对她不住了。就算两人的脸孔都香，公平交易，她二人也必都不喜欢。”终于强打精神，又学招式。 这天澄观说道：“师叔，你用心学这种武功，其实……其实没有什么用处的。你这样拿在我身上，倘若我内力一吐，你的手腕……你的手腕就这个……就那个……”韦小宝笑道：“我的手腕就这个那个喀喇一响，断之哀哉了。”澄观道：“你老望安，我是决不会对你使上内劲的，师侄万万不敢。不过依师侄之见，还是从头自少林长拳学起，循序渐进，才是正途。”韦小宝道：“咱们练的招式为什么不是正途？”澄观道：“这些招式没有内功根基，遇上了高手，不论变化多么巧妙，总不免一败涂地。只有对付那两位女施主，才有用处。” 韦小宝笑道：“那好极了，我就是要学来对付这位女施主。” 澄观向着他迷惘瞪视，大惑不解，说道：“倘然今后师叔再不遇到那两位女施主，这番功夫心血，岂不是白费了？又耽误了正经练功的时日。” 韦小宝摇头道：“我倘若遇不到这位女施主，那是非死不可，练了正经功夫，又有什么用？”澄观说的是“那两位女施主”，韦小宝说的却是“这位女施主”。 澄观更是奇怪，问道：“师叔是不是中了那女施主的毒，因此非找到她来取解药不可，否则的话，就会性命难保？”韦小宝心道：“我说的是男女风话，这老和尚却夹缠到哪里去了？”正色道：“正是，正是。我中了她的毒，这毒钻入五脏六腑，全身骨髓，非她本人不解。”澄观“啊哟”一声，道：“本寺澄照师弟善于解毒，我去请他来给师叔瞧瞧。”韦小宝忍笑道：“不用，不用，我所中的是慢性毒，只有她本人才是解药，旁的人谁都不管用。澄照老和尚更加没用。”澄观点头道：“原来只有她本人才有解药。”韦小宝说“只有她本人才是解药”，澄观误作“只有她本人才有解药”，一字之差，意思大不相同。老和尚心下担忧，喃喃自语：“唉，师叔中了这位女施主的独门奇毒，幸亏是慢性的……” 那女郎武功招式繁多，澄观所拟的拆法也是变化不少，有些更颇为艰难，韦小宝武功全无根柢，一时又怎学得会？他每日里和澄观过招试演，往往将这个白须皓然的老僧，当作了是那红颜绿衫的女郎，有时竟然言语轻佻，出手温柔，好在澄观一概不懂，只道这位小师叔妙悟佛法，禅机深湛，自己蠢笨，难明精诣。
这一日两人正在禅房中谈论二女的刀法，般若堂的一名执事僧来到门外，说道：“方丈大师有请师叔祖和师伯，请到大殿叙话。” 两人来到大雄宝殿，只见殿中有数十名外客，或坐或站，方丈晦聪禅师坐在下首相陪。上首坐着三人。第一人是身穿蒙古服色的贵人，二十来岁年纪；第二人是个中年喇嘛，身材干枯，矮瘦黝黑；第三人是个军官，穿戴总兵服色，约莫四十来岁。站在这三人身后的数十人有的是武官，有的是喇嘛，另有十数人穿着平民服色，眼见个个形貌健悍，身负武功。 晦聪方丈见韦小宝进殿，便站起身来，说道：“师弟，贵客降临本寺。这位是蒙古葛尔丹王子殿下，这位是西藏大喇嘛昌齐大法师，这位是云南平西王麾下总兵马宝马大人。”转身向三人道：“这位是老衲的师弟晦明禅师。” 众人见韦小宝年纪幼小，神情贼忒嘻嘻，十足是个浮滑小儿，居然是少林寺中与方丈并肩的禅师，均感讶异。葛尔丹王子忍不住笑了出来，说道：“这位小高僧真是小得有趣，哈哈，古怪，古怪。”韦小宝合十道：“阿弥陀佛，这位大王子真是大得滑稽，嘻嘻，希奇，希奇！”葛尔丹怒道：“我有什么滑稽希奇？”韦小宝道：“小僧有什么有趣古怪，殿下便有什么滑稽希奇了，难兄难弟，彼此彼此，请请。”说着便在晦聪方丈的下首坐下，澄观站在他身后。 众人听了韦小宝的说话，都觉莫测高深，心中暗暗称奇。 晦聪方丈道：“三位贵人降临寒寺，不知有何见教？”昌齐喇嘛道：“我们三人在道中偶然相遇，言谈之下，都说少林寺是中原武学泰山北斗，好生仰慕。我们三人都僻处边地，见闻鄙陋，因此上一同前来宝寺瞻仰，得见高僧尊范，不胜荣幸。”他虽是西藏喇嘛，却说得好一口北京官话，清脆明亮，吐属文雅。 晦聪道：“不敢当。蒙古、西藏、云南三地，素来佛法昌盛。三位久受佛法光照，自是智慧明澈，还盼多加指点。”昌齐喇嘛说的是武学，晦聪方丈说的却是佛法。少林寺虽以武功闻名天下，但寺中高僧皆以勤修佛法为正途，向来以为武学只是护持佛法的末节。 葛尔丹道：“听说少林寺历代相传，共有七十二门绝技，威震天下，少有匹敌。方丈大师可否请贵寺众位高僧一一试演，好让小王等一开眼界？”晦聪道：“好教殿下得知，江湖上传闻不足凭信。敝寺僧侣勤修参禅，以求正觉，虽然也有人闲来习练武功，也只是强身健体而已，区区小技，不足挂齿。”葛尔丹道：“方丈，你这可太也不光明磊落了。你试演一下这七十二项绝技，我们也不过是瞧瞧而已，又偷学不去的，何必小气？” 少林寺名气太大，上门来领教武功之人，千余年来几乎每月皆有，有的固是诚心求艺，有的却是恶意寻衅，寺中僧侣总是好言推辞。就算来者十分狂妄，寺僧也必以礼相待，不与计较，只有来人当真动武伤人，寺僧才迫不得已，出手反击，总是教来人讨不了好去。像葛尔丹王子这等言语，晦聪方丈早已不知听了多少，当下微微一笑，说道：“三位若肯阐明禅理，讲论佛法，老僧自当召集僧众，恭聆教益。至于武功什么的，本寺向有寺规，决计不敢妄自向外来的施主们班门弄斧。” 葛尔丹双眉一挺，大声道：“如此说来，少林寺乃是浪得虚名。寺中僧侣的武功狗屁不如，一钱不值。”晦聪微笑道：“人生在世，本是虚妄，本就狗屁不如，一钱不值。五蕴皆空，色身已是空的，名声更是身外之物。殿下说敝寺浪得虚名，那也说得是。” 葛尔丹没料得这老和尚竟没半分火气，不禁一怔，站起身来，哈哈大笑，指着韦小宝道：“小和尚，你也是狗屁不如，一钱不值之人么？” 韦小宝嘻嘻一笑，说道：“大王子当然是胜过小和尚了。小和尚确是狗屁不如，一钱不值。大王子却是有如狗屁，值得一钱，这叫做胜了一筹。”站着的众人之中，登时有几人笑了出来。葛尔丹大怒，忍不住便要离座动武，随即心想：“这小和尚在少林寺中辈份甚高，只怕真有些古怪，也未可知。”呼呼喘气，将满腔怒火强行按捺。 韦小宝道：“殿下不必动怒，须知世上最臭的不是狗屁，而是人言。有些人说出话来，臭气冲天，好比……好比……嘿嘿，那也不用多说了。至于一钱不值，还不是最贱，最贱的乃是欠了人家几千万、几百万两银子，抵赖不还。殿下有无亏欠，自己心里有数。” 葛尔丹张口愕然，一时不知如何对答。 晦聪方丈说道：“师弟之言，禅机渊深，佩服，佩服。世事因果报应，有因必有果。做了恶事，必有恶果。一钱不值，也不过无善无恶，比之欠下无数孽债，却又好得多了。”禅宗高僧，无时无刻不在探求禅理，韦小宝这几句话，本来只是讥刺葛尔丹的寻常言语，可是听在晦聪方丈耳里，只觉其中深藏机锋。 澄观听方丈这么一解，登时也明白了，不由得欢喜赞叹：“晦明师叔年少有德，妙悟至理。老衲跟着他老人家学了几个月，近来参禅，脑筋似乎已开通了不少。” 一个小和尚胡言乱语，两个老和尚随声附和，倒似是和葛尔丹有意的过不去。 葛尔丹满脸通红，突然急纵而起，向韦小宝扑来。宾主双方相对而坐，相隔二丈有余，可是他身手矫捷，一扑即至，双手成爪，一抓面门，一抓前胸，手爪未到，一股劲风已将他全身罩住。韦小宝便欲抵挡，已毫无施展余地，只有束手待毙。 晦聪方丈右手袖子轻轻拂出，挡在葛尔丹之前。葛尔丹一股猛劲和他衣袖一撞，只觉胸口气血翻涌，便如撞在一堵棉花作面、钢铁为里的厚墙上一般，身不由主的急退三步，待欲使劲站住，竟然立不住足，又退了三步，其时撞来之力已然消失，可是霎时之间，自己全身力道竟也无影无踪，大骇之下，双膝一软，便即坐倒，心道：“糟糕，这次要大大出丑。”心念甫转，只觉屁股碰到硬板，竟已回坐入自己原来的椅子。 晦聪方丈袍袖这一拂之力，轻柔浑和，绝无半分霸气，于对方撞来的力道，顷刻间便估量得准确异常，刚好将他弹回原椅，力道用得稍重，葛尔丹势必坐裂木椅，向后摔跌，力道用得略轻，他未到椅子，便已坐倒，不免坐在地下。来人中武功高深的，眼见他这轻轻一拂之中，孕育了武学绝诣，有人忍不住便喝出彩来。 葛尔丹没有当场出丑，心下稍慰，暗吸一口气，内力潜生，并未给这老僧化去，又是一喜，随即想到适才如此鲁莽，似乎没有出丑，其实已大大的出丑，登时满脸通红，听得身后有人喝彩，料想不是称赞自己给人家这么一撞撞得好，更是恼怒。 韦小宝惊魂未定，晦聪转过头来，向他说道：“师弟，你定力当真高强，外逆横来，不见不理。《大宝积经》云：'如人在荆棘林，不动即刺不伤。妄心不起，恒处寂灭之乐。一会妄心才动，即被诸有刺伤。'故经云：'有心皆苦，无心即乐。'师弟年纪轻轻，禅定修为，竟已达此'时时无心、刻刻不动'的极高境界，实是宿根深厚，大智大慧。” 他哪里知道韦小宝所以非但没有还手招架，甚至连躲闪逃避之意也未显出，只不过葛尔丹的扑击实在来得太快，所谓“迅雷不及掩耳”，并非不想掩耳，而是不及掩耳。晦聪方丈以明心见性为正宗功夫，平时孜孜兀兀所专注者，尽在如何修到无我的境界，是以一见韦小宝竟然不理会自己的生死安危，便不由得佩服之极，至于自己以“破衲功”衣袖一拂之力将葛尔丹震开，反觉渺不足道。 澄观更加佩服得五体投地，赞道：“金刚经有云：'无我相，无人相，无众生相，无寿者相'，晦明师叔竟已修到了这境界，他日自必得证阿褥多罗三藐三菩提。” 葛尔丹本已怒不可遏，听这两个老和尚又来大赞这小和尚，当即大叫：“哈里斯巴儿，尼马哄，加奴比丁儿！” 他身后武士突然手臂急扬，黄光连闪，九枚金镖分击晦聪、澄观、韦小宝三人胸口。 双方相距既近，韦小宝等又不懂葛尔丹喝令发镖的蒙古语，猝不及防之际，九镖势劲力急，已然及胸。晦聪和澄观同时叫声：“啊哟！”晦聪仍是使“破衲功”，袍袖一掩，已将三镖卷起。澄观双掌一合，使一招“敬礼三宝”，将三枚金镖都合在掌中。射向韦小宝的三镖噗的一声响，却都已打在他胸口。 这九镖陡发齐至，晦聪和澄观待要救援，已然不及，都大吃一惊，却听得当当啷啷几声响，三枚金镖落在地下。韦小宝身穿护身宝衣，金镖伤他不得。 这一来，大殿上众人无不耸动。眼见这小和尚年纪幼小，居然已练成少林派内功最高境界的“金刚护体神功”，委实不可思议，均想：“难怪这小和尚能身居少林派'晦'字辈，与少林寺住持、成名已垂数十年的晦聪方丈并肩。”其实晦聪和澄观接镖的手段也都高明之极，若非内外功俱臻化境，决难办到，只是韦小宝所显的“本事”太过神妙，人人对这两位老僧便不加注意了。 众人群相惊佩之际，昌齐喇嘛笑道：“小高僧的'金刚护体神功'练到了这等地步，也可说大为不易，只不过这神功似乎尚有欠缺，还不能震开暗器，以致僧袍上给戳出了三个小洞。”故老相传，这“金刚护体神功”练到登峰造极之时，周身有一层无形罡气，敌人袭来的兵刃暗器尚未及身，已给震开，可是那也只是武林中传说而已，也不知是否真有其人能够练成。昌齐喇嘛如此说法，众人都知不过是鸡蛋里找骨头，硬要贬低敌手身价。 韦小宝给三枚金镖打得胸口剧痛，其中一枚撞在伤口之侧，更是痛入骨髓，一口气转不过