Chapter 21 Chapter 21: Golden Scissors
Not a day later, the ship arrived at Qinhuangdao, abandoned the ship and landed, and arrived in Beijing.
Wei Xiaobao said: "I want to find a way to sneak into the palace, but I don't know when I will succeed, everyone has to find a place to live." Now Lu Gaoxuan went to rent a house, it was in Xuanwumen Hair Alley, it was very Quiet, a group of people moved in.
After settling in, Wei Xiaobao came out alone and went to the Tiandi Club in Tianshuijing Hutong to have a look. He saw that the resident had changed to a tea merchant, and asked a few words in the middle of the meeting. The address has been moved.Walking to the overpass again, he thought that even Xu Tianchuan, the eight-armed ape, was forced to join the Dragon Sect, if he wasn't at the overpass, the other brothers Gao Yanchao, Fan Gang, Qian Laoben, etc. in the meeting might run into him.Unexpectedly, I walked back and forth on the overpass for a few times, but I didn't see any of them.
At that moment, I went to the inn in Xizhimen where I stayed in Beijing last time, took out three liang of silver, threw it on the cabinet, and said that I wanted a room.Seeing that he was generous, the shopkeeper greeted him very respectfully.Wei Xiaobao took another 5 qian and stuffed it into the shop clerk's second hand, and still wanted the room at No. 3 Tianzi, which he lived in last time. It happened that there was no guest in this room, so the clerk earned 5 qian for nothing.Wei Xiaobao drank a cup of tea, lay down on the kang, closed his eyes and meditated, he heard no sound from all around, pulled out his dagger, and pried open the hole in the wall, and the scripture handed to him by Emperor Shunzhi was in the hole perfectly.He opened the tarpaulin, checked that it was correct, and stuffed the brick back into the hole in the wall.Fat Toutuo has become his subordinate, and there is no need to call guards to escort the scriptures, so he put the scriptures in his arms and walked towards the Forbidden City.
Walking outside the palace, the guard at the gate saw a young man in civilian clothes walking straight towards the palace gate, and shouted: "Little guy, what are you doing?" Wei Xiaobao smiled and said, "Don't you know me? I am Gui Gonggong from the palace." " The guard took a closer look at him and recognized him. It really was Eunuch Gui, the famous man next to the emperor, he hurriedly smiled and said: "Eunuch Gui, you are wearing this dress, hehe." Wei Xiaobao laughed. : "The emperor sent me to do an important matter, I was in a hurry to reply, and I didn't have time to change my clothes." The guard said: "Yes, yes. Eunuch Gui has a bright red face, this errand must go smoothly, and the emperor will definitely reward him greatly."
Wei Xiaobao returned to his residence, changed into eunuch clothes, wrapped the scriptures in a piece of old cloth, and went to the upper study to see the emperor.
When Kangxi heard Xiao Guizi begging to see him, he said happily: "Come in, come in." Wei Xiaobao walked in quickly, and saw Kangxi standing at the door of the inner study, and said happily: "Fuck, Xiao Guizi, come in quickly , why have you been away for so long?" He only said the word "fuck" in front of Wei Xiaobao, and he had held back for a long time.
Wei Xiaobao knelt down and kowtowed, and said: "Congratulations to the emperor, great joy!"
When Kangxi heard this, he knew that his father was indeed still alive, his heart was agitated, he swayed a few times, reached out to hold the door frame, and said: "Come in and talk slowly." His chest felt sour, and he almost burst into tears.
Wei Xiaobao walked into the inner study, turned around and closed the door, fastened the latch, looked around behind the bookshelves, and found no other eunuchs waiting for the emperor, so he said in a low voice: "Your Majesty, I saw the old emperor on Mount Wutai Lord."
Kangxi held his hand tightly, and said in a trembling voice: "Father...you really became a monk in Mount Wutai? He...what did he say?"
Then Wei Xiaobao told how he met the old emperor in Qingliang Temple, how the lamas in Tibet intended to harm him, how he bravely rescued him and tried his best to protect him, how he was lucky to have the eighteen arhats in Shaolin to help him, and so on.This incident was already very dangerous, but from what he said, it added three more points, and his own loyalty and bravery, that was an extra five points.I could only hear Kangxi sweating in his hands, and said repeatedly: "It's dangerous, it's dangerous!" Then he said: "Let's send 1,000 guards up the mountain immediately to protect them more carefully."
Wei Xiaobao shook his head and said: "The old emperor probably doesn't want to." Then he relayed Shunzhi's words one by one.
When Kangxi heard his father told him not to go to Wutai Mountain to meet, he praised himself: "He is a good emperor, he thinks about the important affairs of the court first, unlike me..." After these few words, he couldn't help crying aloud, and said: "I must Go, must go!"
Wei Xiaobao waited for him to cry for a while, took out the scriptures, presented them with both hands, and said: "The old emperor wants me to say to you: 'Everything in the world must go as it is, don't force it, if it can benefit the people of the Central Plains, that is the best. If the people in the world want us to leave, then we will go back to where we came from." The old emperor asked me to tell you again: "If you want the world to be peaceful, you must firmly remember the words "never add a gift". If he can do these four words, he treats me well, and I am very happy.'”
Kangxi listened in a daze, tears streaming down the bundle, his hands trembling, he took it, opened the bundle, saw that it was a "Forty-two Chapters", and opened it, the first page read "Never The four big characters of "Add Fu" are round and soft, and it is my father's own handwriting, sobbing: "My father's instruction, my child will never forget it."
He collected himself, and asked Shunzhi carefully whether he was in good health, what his current appearance was like, and whether he was extremely miserable in Qingliang Temple.Wei Xiaobao reported the facts one by one.Kangxi was sad for a while, and burst into tears again.
Wei Xiaobao had an idea: "Damn it, I'll cry with him too, he must have rewarded me a lot more, anyway, tears don't cost money to buy." He cried as soon as he spoke, choked a few times, and the tears flowed , whimpering and crying miserably.Although Kangxi was in unbearable grief and wept aloud, he thought not to lose his dignity too much, so he couldn't help restraining himself.But Wei Xiaobao intentionally pretended to be crying loudly.When he was in Yangzhou, he was already very good at this skill. Before his mother's bamboo board was spanked, he had already cried so much that it was not a dry cry, but real tears rolling down. It was hard for others to tell the truth from the fake .
Kangxi cried for a while, put away his tears and asked: "I miss my father, so I cry, but you cry more sadly than me, so why?" Gentle and loving, he praised me repeatedly, saying that I disregarded my life to escort me, and liked me very much, and my heart was even more sad." As he said, he sobbed, and said: "If I didn't know that you missed me, and came back to report to you, I really want to stay on Wutai Mountain to serve the old emperor, so as not to worry about him being bullied by bad people."
Kangxi said: "Xiao Guizi, you are very good, I will definitely reward you a lot."
Wei Xiaobao's tears were still streaming down, he choked and said: "The emperor has treated me very well, I don't want any rewards, I only hope that the old emperor is safe, and we slaves will be very happy." He was in Shenlong Island After going up this journey, I heard everyone shouting "The leader will enjoy immortal blessings forever, and his life will be as long as the sky", and they are not ashamed in the slightest. Joy, words are even more exaggerated.
Kangxi believed it, and said: "I am also really worried that my father has no one to serve me. You said that the monk Xingdian was reckless and very clumsy. There is no capable person around my father, so I can make people feel at ease. Little Guizi, it is rare for my father to The emperor likes you so much..." Wei Xiaobao opened his mouth wide when he heard this, but couldn't close it, and cried out inwardly: "Ah! Aah! I'm going to be in bad luck this time, I'm too bragging." Just listen to Kangxi Continued: "... Well, I can't live without you. But a son who is filial to his father always picks the best to honor his father. You are my most capable subordinate. Although you are young, you are very Capable, loyal to my father and son..." Wei Xiaobao cried out in his heart: "Dear Dong, my god! You sent me to Wutai Mountain to accompany the old monk, and you would rather send me to jail."
Sure enough, I heard Kangxi say: "Well, go to Wutai Mountain, become a monk, and serve my father in Qingliang Temple..." Wei Xiaobao heard that the situation was urgent, not only had to accompany the old monk, but also had to be a young monk himself. The big thing is not good, and there is no way to add it, before he finished speaking, he hurriedly said: "Serving the old emperor is very good, if you want me to be a monk, this... I will not do it!"
Kangxi smiled slightly and said: "It's not that you are asked to be a monk forever. It's just that since the father is devoted to pure cultivation, you also become a monk, so it is more convenient to serve. In the future... in the future... if you want to return to the vulgar, you are free to do so." "The implication is that when Shunzhi grows old and returns to the west, if you don't become a monk, no one will stop you.
Rao Wei Xiaobao had all kinds of tricks, but at this time he was helpless, although he knew that the little emperor treated him very well, but if he refused to accept the order, not only would all previous efforts be wasted, the emperor might turn his back on him and cut off his head immediately, which is not fun Yes, with a sad face, said: "I... I can't bear you..." Wow, I cried, but this time it was not fake at all, it was true, it was real crying, but it was not for the sake of loyalty and love for the Lord In my heart, I really don't want to be a little monk.
Kangxi was greatly moved, patted him on the shoulder, and said softly: "Well, you can be a monk for a few years and serve my father, and then I will send another person to replace you and return to me. Wouldn't it be good? My father forbids me Go to court, but I have to go. At that time, you will see me again, and it won't be long. Xiao Guizi, be good, listen to my orders, and I will give you a good official in the future." Seeing Wei Xiaobao crying He stayed and comforted him and said: "When you are free in the temple, read and read, so that you can become an official in the future, and become a high-ranking official."
Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "Whether I will be a high-ranking official or not in the future, don't care, the little monk in front of me is probably determined." Then he thought: "I went to Mount Wutai and talked nonsense to coax the old emperor to let go. It's not difficult for me to turn around. It's just that the little emperor can't eat without me serving him, and he lost a few pounds after leaving him for a month or two this time. The old emperor cherishes his son and will definitely order me to return to the palace." This plan For a lifetime, he slowly stopped crying, and said: "What did you send me to do? I was going through fire and water, and I would never say anything. Let alone a monk, even a bastard, I did it. Don't worry, my lord. I must do my best to serve the old emperor, so that he will be healthy and strong, and live a long life... and... enjoy immortal blessings forever, and live as long as the heavens."
Kangxi was overjoyed, and said with a smile: "You have been out of Beijing for a few months, and you have improved your knowledge and used idioms well. Why did you stay on Wutai Mountain for so long? It is not easy to see the old emperor, is it?"
Wei Xiaobao thought about the matter of Shenlong Island, so it would be better not to mention it, and replied: "Yes, the abbot of Qingliang Temple, and the old master of Yulin, refused to admit that there was an old emperor in the temple, and I It’s hard to break it down, so I have to go back and forth in the temples on the mountain. Today I go to Xiantong Temple to pray, and tomorrow I go to Foguang Temple to set off flames. There are thousands of big and small monks in Wutai Mountain. If it wasn’t for those evil lamas who came here, my lord, I’m afraid I’d still be donating monk’s clothes today.” Kangxi laughed and said, “You’ve spent a lot of money now! Go to the House of Internal Affairs to get it and pay it back." He didn't ask about the amount, thinking that Wei Xiaobao had made great contributions and was willing to become a young monk, so he could do as much as he liked.
Unexpectedly, Wei Xiaobao said: "To tell you the truth, the last time you sent me to raid Oboi's house, the slave was very beneficial. I was embarrassed to report it to you at the time. This time I went to Mount Wutai and met the old emperor. He learned from the old man that he knew that he should not do anything bad to the emperor, so he donated all the silver he got earlier to the temple, and he was regarded as a slave to help the emperor accumulate some evil virtues. He hoped that the Bodhisattva would bless the old emperor and the emperor would reunite soon. The money originally belonged to the emperor, so I don't need to take it anymore." I thought that your father and son would be reunited soon, and I would save a few days as a little monk; at the same time, if someone reported me in the future, saying that I swallowed up Oboi's house when I stole it The huge sum of money has already been foreshadowed at this moment: "I gave alms on Wutai Mountain on behalf of you earlier, what are you asking?"
When Kangxi heard it, he was even more delighted, nodded again and again, and asked, "Is Wutai Mountain fun?"
Now Wei Xiaobao talked about the scenery on Mount Wutai.Kangxi listened with gusto, and said: "Xiao Guizi, you go first, I'll be here soon. We have to find a way to welcome the father back to the palace. If the old man is absolutely unwilling to return to the vulgar, then the same is true for the palace." Wei Xiaobao shook his head and said, "I'm afraid that's rare..."
Suddenly I heard the sound of boots outside the study door, and a clear female voice called out: "Brother Emperor, why don't you come to compete with me?" With a few bangs, he pushed the door hard.Kangxi smiled and said, "Open the door."
Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "Who is this? Could it be Princess Jianning?" He walked to the door, pulled out the latch, and opened the door.A girl in a red brocade dress rushed in like a gust of wind, and said, "Brother Emperor, I've been waiting for you for a long time, but you always don't come, you're afraid of me, aren't you?" She has a melon-shaped face, thin lips, and lively eyebrows, quite heroic. Kangxi smiled and said: "Who is afraid of you? I think you can't even beat my apprentice, how can you fight with me." The girl wondered: "You have accepted an apprentice, who is that?" Kangxi turned his left eye to Wei Xiaobao blinked, and said: "This is my apprentice Xiao Guizi, his martial arts are passed down by me. Come and see my aunt, Princess Jianning." Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "As expected, it is Princess Jianning." He knew that the old emperor had six daughters together, and the fifth daughter died young. The title of Princess Ningchang was not conferred until the 16th year of Kangxi. Shunzhi’s daughter, Princess Heshuo, was Kangxi’s elder sister and married Aobai’s nephew. study), is the empress dowager's own life.Wei Xiaobao was terribly afraid of the Empress Dowager, usually he seldom went near the Palace of Compassion and Ning, and the Princess never came to the Emperor's study, so he hadn't seen it until today.After hearing Kangxi's words, he knew that his brother and sister were playing around, so he jokingly approached him with a smile and greeted him, saying: "My nephew, Xiao Guizi, greeted my aunt, my aunt Wanfujin..." Princess Jianning giggled, and suddenly kicked up, hitting Wei Xiaobao's chin.There was no sign of this kick, Wei Xiaobao bent his leg again, and bowed at her feet, but how could he avoid it?Before he could finish his sentence, he was suddenly kicked heavily on the chin, the jaw closed, and he bit his tongue immediately. The pain caused him to yell "Ah", the mouth opened, and blood flowed all over his chest. . Kangxi said in shock: "You...you..." Princess Jianning smiled and said, "Brother Emperor, your apprentice is extremely kung fu, I kicked him to try his skills, but he couldn't avoid it. I see you His martial arts are nothing more than that." He chuckled as he spoke. Wei Xiaobao was furious, he cursed dozens of words in his heart "Stinky little girl, rotten girl", but in the palace, the princess is the master after all, how dare he swear a single word? Kangxi consoled Wei Xiaobao: "What? Bitten on your tongue? Does it hurt badly?" Wei Xiaobao smiled wryly: "It's okay, it's okay!" His tongue was bitten, and he couldn't speak clearly. Princess Jianning imitated his accent and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I lost more than half of my life!" She laughed again, and took Kangxi's hand: "Come on, let's go to the martial arts competition." Previously, the Empress Dowager taught Kangxi martial arts, and Princess Jianning watched it interestingly, so she pestered her mother to teach him too, and the Empress Dowager gave some advice.Seeing that her mother was perfunctory, far less attentive than teaching her brother, she wanted to be strong and aggressive, so she went to ask the guards in the palace to teach boxing.A few tricks learned from the east and a few styles learned from the west, after two or three years of practice, there is still some success.A few days ago, I just learned a few grappling moves and tried them out with a few guards. Of course, everyone gave way, all of them pretending, and the little princess was thrown into the water.She knew that the guards made her happy, but she didn't like it, so she went to ask the emperor's brother to compete in martial arts.Kangxi hadn't fought with Wei Xiaobao for a long time, his hands and feet were already itchy, Yu Mei had an appointment, and they happened to fight. The two started to fight in the small hall.Kangxi was half-true, half-false, half-conceded and half-not-conceded, and won four out of five games.Princess Jianning was so angry that she went to ask her mother for advice.The empress dowager had just recovered from her serious injuries, and her spirits were not restored, so she was kicked out.She had no choice but to find the guards again, and learned a few tricks of grappling, and made an appointment with Kangxi to fight again on this day. Unexpectedly, after Wei Xiaobao returned to the palace, after a long conversation, Kangxi had already forgotten about the appointment of this martial arts competition.When he got the news from his father, he was filled with sadness and joy, and his mind was in a trance. He didn't have the interest to play with his sister. He said: "I have important things at the moment, and I don't have time to play with you. You can go to practice and compare in a few days." Princess Jianning frowned and said, "Heroes in the Jianghu compete in martial arts, and the deadly date will be there or not. If you don't come to the appointment, won't you be ridiculed by the heroes of the world? If you don't come to the martial arts competition, you will admit defeat." Already." These quack tone were taught by the guards. Kangxi said: "Okay, I'm a loser. Princess Jianning's martial arts is the best in the world. She punched the tiger in Nanshan and kicked the dragon in Beihai." Princess Jianning said with a smile: "Kick the North Sea caterpillar with one foot!" It flew up and kicked Wei Xiaobao again. Wei Xiaobao dodged sideways, and her kick missed nothing.She saw that the emperor was unwilling to compete with her today, and the guards were big and tall. If they really fought, she would definitely not be able to fight. This little eunuch was about the same age as her, and his skills were very flexible. He just used it to try out moves, and said: " Good! Your master is afraid of me and dare not do anything, come with me." Kangxi has always been very happy with this lively and intelligent girl, and he couldn't bear to spoil her too much, so he ordered: "Xiao Guizi, go and play with the princess, and come back to serve her tomorrow." Princess Jianning suddenly shouted: "Brother Emperor, look at the trick!" Clenched two fists, "bells and drums rang together", and hit Kangxi's temples.Kangxi shouted: "Good time!" Raising his hand, he turned his wrist and turned sideways, and changed into "pushing the window to look at the moon", gently pushing her on the back.The princess could not stand still, and fell a few steps outward. Wei Xiaobao sneered and laughed.The princess became angry from embarrassment, and scolded: "Dead eunuch, what are you laughing at?" She reached out, grabbed his right ear, and dragged him out of the study.If Wei Xiaobao wanted to resist and dodge, the princess couldn't catch him, but she didn't dare to be rude after all, so she had to let her wriggle out. Princess Jianning twisted his ears and pulled him straight across a long corridor.A large row of guards and eunuchs standing outside the study were all amused when they saw it, but they were afraid of Wei Xiaobao's power, so no one dared to laugh out loud. Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay, let go quickly, I will follow you wherever you want to go." The princess said: "You are a lawless bandit leader, I caught you today, how can you let go easily? I will touch your acupoints first." Stretch out your index finger, and poked heavily on his chest and lower abdomen a few times.She doesn't know how to tap acupuncture points, so these few pokes are naturally random.Wei Xiaobao yelled: "The acupuncture point has been hit!" Once he sat down, he was dumbfounded and didn't move. Surprised and delighted, the princess kicked him lightly, but Wei Xiaobao didn't move.The princess shouted: "Get up!" Wei Xiaobao still didn't move.The princess also said that she hit his acupuncture point by mistake and really hit his acupuncture point, and said: "I'll untie the acupuncture point for you!" She raised her foot and kicked him in the back.Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "This stinky girl can't understand my acupoints, so she will kick me again." With an "ah", she jumped up and said: "Princess, your acupoint acupuncture skills are really superb, I'm afraid even the emperor can't do it." Yes." The princess said: "You little eunuch is very naughty, when will I get acupuncture?" But seeing that he was good at serving others, she also liked it, and said: "Follow me!" Wei Xiaobao followed her to the room where he and Kangxi used to compete.The princess said: "Lock the door, don't let anyone steal the boxing master." Wei Xiaobao smiled and thought: "With your little effort, someone will steal the boxing master!" Immediately closed the door as promised.The princess picked up the latch, as if she was about to hand it to him, suddenly, Wei Xiaobao heard a bang in his ear, and felt a sharp pain in his head, and he didn't know anything about it. After waking up, I saw the princess standing on her hips with a smile on her face, and said: "Wortless, martial arts learners pay attention to seeing all directions and listening to all directions. Why didn't you take precautions when I hit you? Why don't you learn martial arts?" " Wei Xiaobao said: "I...I..." I felt my headache was about to split, suddenly my left eye was wet and greasy, I couldn't open it, and I smelled a bloody smell in my nose, I realized that I had just hit the bolt Got bloody. The princess swung the latch, and shouted: "If you have the guts, get up and hit again." With a sound, the latch hit him on the shoulder again. Wei Xiaobao jumped up with an "ah".The princess swung the latch and swept across his feet.Wei Xiaobao dodged sideways, reaching out to snatch the latch."Well come!" cried the princess, and the latch raised, and it stabbed him hard in the chest.Wei Xiaobao evaded to the left, but unexpectedly the latch flipped over, with a bang, it hit him hard on the right cheek. Stars flashed in front of Wei Xiaobao's eyes, he staggered a few steps.The princess shouted: "You forest robber, you must be chased and killed." The door latch was violently swept across, Wei Xiaobao fell to the ground. The princess was overjoyed, and raised the door latch and slammed it down on the back of his head.Wei Xiaobao could only hear the rush of the wind in the back of his head, he was terrified and rolled quickly, and with a bang, the door latch hit the ground.The princess yelled: "Ah yo!" The force was so strong that the tiger's mouth hurt sharply, and in a rage, she kicked him heavily on the waist.Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Surrender, surrender! Don't fight!" The princess raised the latch and shot it down, this hit him in the lower abdomen, with a slap, fortunately it hit the Five Dragon Token hidden in his bosom, Wei Xiaobao was about to jump up , fell down again.The princess latched the latch again, and cursed angrily: "You damn eunuch, I want to beat you, how dare you get out of the way?" Although the princess was not strong, she struck him mercilessly, as if she wanted to beat him to death on the spot.Wei Xiaobao was frightened and angry, he turned around and jumped up.The princess raised the bar and struck head-on, Wei Xiaobao blocked it with his left hand, with a click, the bone in his arm almost broke.His thoughts changed sharply: "The princess is obviously not playing with me, why did she want to kill me? Ah! Yes, she was ordered by the empress dowager to take my life!" Thinking of this verse, she must not be allowed to be beaten again, and two fingers in her right hand "Double Dragons Grab the Pearl" quickly poked at the princess' eyes.The princess said "Ah yo" and took a step back.Wei Xiaobao swept across with his left foot, the princess fell to the ground, and shouted: "Dead eunuch, are you really hitting me?" Wei Xiaobao grabbed the door latch with both hands, and was about to knock it down on top of her head, but there was a look of fear and anger in her eyes , I was startled: "This is the inner courtyard of the imperial palace. If I knock down the door, it is a treasonous thing. Unless I kill her and use the corpse powder to disintegrate her, there will be endless troubles." The latch would not go down. The princess scolded: "Damn eunuch, pull me up." Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "She really wants to kill me, but it won't be easy." Immediately he stretched out his left hand to pull her up.The princess said: "Your martial arts are not as good as mine, it's just that I accidentally tripped over them. Just now you asked to surrender, why did you fight again? A man, why don't you obey the rules in the martial arts?" Wei Xiaobao's forehead was dripping with blood, his eyes were dazzled, and he stretched out his sleeve to wipe it off.The princess smiled and said, "You lost the fight, you're useless. Come on, I'll wipe your blood." She took out a snow-white handkerchief from her bosom, and walked a few steps closer.Wei Xiaobao took a step back and said: "You don't dare to be a slave." The princess said: "We are heroes in the Jianghu, we must share the blessings and share the difficulties." She wiped the blood on his face with a handkerchief.Wei Xiaobao smelled a faint fragrance from her body, and his heart fluttered slightly. At this moment, the two of them were very close, and seeing her beautiful face with white and greasy skin, he thought: "This little princess is so handsome!" The princess said: "Turn around, let me see how the injury on the back of your head is." Wei Xiaobao turned around as he said, thinking: "I was suspicious before, so it turns out that the little princess is really joking, but she is competitive, I don't know the severity of the shot." The princess stretched out her hand to lightly stroke the wound on the back of his head, and asked with a smile, "Is it painful?" Wei Xiaobao said, "It's okay..." All of a sudden, Wei Xiaobao's back felt a sharp pain, his feet were hooked by her, and he fell to the ground.It turned out that the princess quietly took out the dagger hidden in Xiaoman's boots, and unexpectedly attacked him, stepped on his back with her left foot, raised the knife and stabbed his left leg and right leg, and said with a smile, "Is it painful? You said 'still Okay, then a few more stabs." Wei Xiaobao was terrified, and secretly shouted: "I want to return to my throne!" There was a treasure coat on his back to protect him, the short knife couldn't penetrate it, the two knife wounds on his legs were not serious injuries, but they were already so painful that he was dying, he wanted to use what Madam Hong taught him. The second move of "Xiao Lian Heng Chen" escaped. First, he was injured and lost his strength. First, he was not proficient in this move. After a struggle, he wanted to get from her crotch to her back, but the action was too much. Slowly, as soon as she moved, she was stabbed in the buttocks again, only to hear her giggling and saying, "Is it hurting badly?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Extremely powerful. The princess is very strong in martial arts, and the slave is no match for your old man. The... hero in the Jianghu, if he catches someone, he will definitely spare his life." The princess smiled and said: "The death crime is pardonable. Living crimes are hard to forgive." Squatting down and sitting on his buttocks, he shouted: "If you move, I'll kill you with a single knife." Wei Xiaobao said: "I don't move halfway." But the princess just sat on his wound, I couldn't help moaning in pain. The princess untied his belt, tied his feet, cut his clothes with a knife, then tied his hands behind him, and said with a smile: "You are my prisoner, let's practice a kung fu, called... called' Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo seven times." Everyone in the royal family of the Manchu and Qing Dynasty was very familiar with the story of the Three Kingdoms, and she had read it three times.Wei Xiaobao watched this scene, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo seven times and seven times, and Princess Jianning captured Xiao Guizi, only one time and one way. Once you let me go, I will not turn back. You are better than Zhuge Liang It's seven times stronger." The princess said: "No way! Zhuge Liang wants to set fire to the rattan armored soldiers." Wei Xiaobao was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Your slave...don't wear rattan armor." The princess laughed and said, "Then it's the same if you burn your clothes." Wei Xiaobao shouted: "No! No!" The princess said angrily, "What's the matter? No way, Zhuge Liang will burn it if he wants to, and the rattan armored soldiers don't say much." Seeing the fire knife and flint next to the candlestick on the table, he immediately lit the fire and lit the candle.Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Zhuge Liang didn't burn Meng Huo to death. If you burned me to death, you are not Zhuge Liang, you are Cao Cao!" The princess picked up the corner of his clothes, and was about to gather a candle to light it, when suddenly she saw him shiny and black When he thought about it, he used a candle to burn his braid. The hair is very easy to catch fire. Once it is ignited, it will burn up immediately, making a chirping sound, and the whole room is scorched.Wei Xiaobao was scared out of his wits and shouted: "Help, help! Cao Cao burned Zhuge Liang to death!" Holding his braid, the princess couldn't help shaking it, laughed loudly, and said, "This is a torch, it's a lot of fun." In a blink of an eye, the fire was approaching, and the princess let go of her hand.In an instant, Wei Xiaobao's head was full of fire, and his strength increased greatly in the crisis, he jumped up, straightened his head and bumped into the princess's arms.The princess let out an "Ah Yo", unable to dodge in time, Wei Xiaobao had already bumped into her lower abdomen, and the flame on his head went out unexpectedly.The princess slapped the ashes and broken hair on her clothes with both hands, she felt pain in her lower abdomen, she was startled and terrified, she raised her foot and kicked Wei Xiaobao's head wildly.After several kicks, Wei Xiaobao passed out. In a daze, I suddenly felt severe pain from wounds all over my body. When I woke up, I found myself lying on the ground with my chest bare, and my clothes, vest, and underwear were all untied. The princess held a handful of white powder in her left hand, and stabbed him with a short knife in her right A wound three to four inches deep was cut on the chest, and white powder was sprinkled into the wound.Wei Xiaobao shouted: "What are you doing?" The princess laughed and said: "The guards said that they caught a robber and a villain. If the thief didn't want to be recruited, they put some salt in his wound. The pain caused him to scream for help, so he had to be recruited. So I brought some salt with me. To deal with you and other big thieves." Wei Xiaobao felt the throbbing pain in his wound, and shouted: "Help, help, I'm recruiting!" The princess smiled and said: "You pustule, you recruited so quickly, What's the fun? You have to say: "I fell into your hands today, and I will be killed and cut. He who frowns is not a good man." I will cut you a few more wounds, put more salt, and you beg for mercy, then That's interesting." Wei Xiaobao was furious, and cursed: "Damn it, you little bitch... Hey, I'm not scolding you, I... I'm not a good guy, I'm recruiting, I'm recruiting!" The princess sighed, and was about to throw away the powdered salt, but after a second thought, she sprinkled all the powdered salt on his wound, and said seriously: "I am the head of the Jianning sect, the best in martial arts in the world, and I captured you!" A bandit who commits all kinds of crimes..." Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay, okay, I am a gangster, today I am not as good as a man, and if I am captured by the head of the Jianning sect, who is the best in martial arts in the world, I will die. But nod your head. Since I’m convinced, that’s it.” The princess was happy when she heard his quack talk, which was the same as what Zhang Kangnian and other guards told her, and praised: “That’s right, since If you want to play, you have to play like it." Wei Xiaobao scolded "Stinky little girl, rotten girl" in his heart, and the wounds all over his body hurt to the bone marrow. For a moment, he couldn't figure out whether she was ordered by the Queen Mother to kill him, or if she was just imitating the behavior of the gangsters. So vicious, even if I just played with me, I still have to give my life to her. Suddenly, I remembered that the strategy of intimidating Mu Jianping was very effective. The girls were afraid of ghosts, so they endured the pain and said: " Suddenly, I was dissatisfied again. Teacher head, if you have the guts, let me go, let’s fight again. If you are afraid of my martial arts skills and dare not do it, then kill me with one knife. I have changed Wounded ghost, following you during the day, crawling under your bed at night, holding your neck, sucking your blood..." The princess yelled "Ah", and said in a trembling voice: "Why should I kill you?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Let me go!" The princess said: "Don't let me go! Dead eunuch, you scared me." Picking up the candlestick, Burn his face with a candle. The candle flame burned his face, there was a chirping sound, Wei Xiaobao was in pain, he leaned back, his right shoulder slammed into her arm with all his strength.With a movement of the princess's arm, the candlestick fell to the ground, and the candle flame went out immediately.In a fit of rage, she lifted the latch and hit him again.Wei Xiaobao was in unbearable pain and extremely frightened: "This time I can't live again." He yelled: "I'm dead." He pretended to be dead and never moved again. The princess said angrily: "You're pretending to be dead! Wake up and play with me!" Wei Xiaobao didn't move.The princess kicked him lightly, seeing that he didn't move at all, she said softly: "Okay, I won't beat you anymore, don't die." Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "I'm going to die, how can I not die? No shit." The princess pulled out the hairpin from his hair, and poked him on the face and neck a few times, Wei Xiaobao endured the pain and did not move. The princess said softly: "Please, you...you...don't scare me, I...I don't want to kill you, I just want to fight with you, let's play, who told you...who told you to be like this Pustules, you can't beat me..." She suddenly felt Wei Xiaobao's slight breathing in her nose, she was overjoyed, and reached out to touch his heart, only to feel a heart beating, and said with a smile: "Damn eunuch, so you didn't Die. This time I’ll spare you, open your eyes quickly.” Wei Xiaobao still didn't move, but the princess didn't fall for his trick anymore, she shouted: "I'll gouge out your eyeballs, and teach you to become a blind ghost after death, so you can't find me." Picking up the short knife, pointed the tip of the knife at him. on the right eyelid.Wei Xiaobao was shocked, rolled over, and immediately rolled away. The princess said angrily: "Bad brat, you're here to scare me again. I...I'll stab you blind." She jumped over, stepped on his chest with her feet, and raised the knife to stab his right eye. This attack was not a feint, she stabbed all over her body, the saber was so fast that not only would it blind his eyes, it would surely penetrate directly into the brain.Wei Xiaobao's legs twisted sharply, and his knees hit her chest. With a slap, the princess swayed and fell limply. Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, bent over, stretched out his hand and pulled out the dagger from the shaft of his boot, first cut off the skirts that bound his feet, and as soon as he stood up, he kicked the princess hard on the top of the head to teach her not to wake up for a while, and then removed the dagger Insert the legs of the table, turn around, and gently wipe the belt that binds your hands to the edge of the blade. After only two strokes, the belt is broken. He breathed a long sigh of relief, narrowly escaped death, and was unspeakably happy. There were injuries all over his body, and the pain was severe, so he ignored it for a while, thinking: "How to deal with this stinky girl is a very difficult thing. Listen. She spoke as if she was really playing with me. If she was ordered by the queen mother to kill me, why would she get scared when she saw me pretending to be dead? But how can a child play so fiercely? Yes, she is a princess. She didn't treat eunuchs and maids as human beings at all, whether they were dead or alive, she just treated them like crushing an ant." The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and she kicked her in the chest again. Unexpectedly, this kick made her breath free.The princess woke up with a groan, slowly supported herself to stand up, and cursed: "Dead eunuch, you..." Wei Xiaobao was annoyed at himself, stretched out his hand to slap his face twice, punched his chest, and swept his right foot across, the princess immediately fall.He jumped up and rode upside down on her back, his fists were like beating drums, and hit her legs, back, and buttocks hard, shouting: "Damn girl, stinky girl, you son of a bitch, I beat you to death." The princess yelled: "Don't hit, don't hit! You have no rules, I'll tell the queen mother to kill you, tell... the emperor to kill you, Ling...Ling Chi to death." Wei Xiaobao felt a chill in his heart, so he stopped, then thought again: "I'll hit you too, so let's have a good time." He punched and hit again, cursing: "I fucked your eighteen generations of ancestors, I beat you to death, you stinky bastard! " After a few hits, the princess suddenly sneered.Wei Xiaobao was amazed: "I beat her so hard, why is she laughing instead of crying?" Pulled out the dagger from the table leg, pointed at her neck, turned her body over with his left hand, shouted: "What are you laughing at?"眉眼如丝，满脸笑意，似乎真的十分欢畅，并非做作，听她柔声说道：“别打得那么重，可也别打得太轻了。”韦小宝摸不着头脑，只怕她突施诡计，右足牢牢踏住她胸口，喝道：“你玩什么花样，老子才不上当呢。” 公主身子一挣，鼻中嗯嗯两声，似要跳起身来。韦小宝喝道：“不许动。”在她额上用力一推，公主又即倒下。韦小宝只觉伤口中一阵阵抽痛，怒火又炽，拍拍拍拍四下，左右开弓，连打她四个耳光。公主又是嗯嗯几声，胸口起伏，脸上神情却是说不出的舒服，轻声说道：“死太监，别打我脸。打伤了，太后问起来，只怕瞒不了。”韦小宝骂道：“臭小娘，你这犯贱货，越是挨打越开心，是不是？”伸手在她左臂上重重扭了两把，公主“哎唷，哎唷”的叫了几声，皱起眉头，眼中却孕着笑意。韦小宝道：“他妈的，舒不舒服？” 公主不答，缓缓闭上眼睛，突然间飞起一脚，踢中韦小宝大腿，正是一处刀伤的所在。韦小宝吃痛，扑上去按住她双肩，在她臂上、肩头、胸口、小腹使劲力扭。公主格格直笑，叫道：“死太监，小太监，好公公，好哥哥，饶了我罢，我……我……真吃不消啦。” 她这么柔声一叫，韦小宝心中突然一荡，心想：“她这么叫唤，倒像是方姑娘在海船中跟我说情话的模样。”怒气大减，然而她到底打什么主意，实是难测，于是依样画葫芦，解下她腰带，将她双手双脚绑住。公主笑道：“死小鬼头儿，你干什么？”韦小宝道：“叫你别打坏主意害人。”站起身来，呼呼喘气，全身疼痛，又欲晕去。 公主笑道：“小桂子，今天玩得真开心，你还打不打我？”韦小宝道：“你不打我，我又怎敢打你？”公主道：“我动不来啦，你就是再打我，我也没法子。”韦小宝吐了一口唾沫，道：“你不是公主，你是贱货。”在她屁股上踢了一脚。 公主“哎唷”一声，道：“咱们再玩么？”韦小宝道：“老子性命给你玩去了半条，还玩？我现在扮诸葛亮，也要火烧藤甲兵，把你头发和衣服都烧了。”公主急道：“头发不能烧……”嘻嘻一笑，说道：“你烧我衣裳好了，全身都烧起泡，我也不怕。” 韦小宝道：“呸，你不怕死，老子可不陪你发颠。我得去治伤了，伤口里都是盐，当真好玩么？”这时才相信公主并无杀害自己之意，将她手上缚着的腰带解开。 公主道：“真的不玩了？那么明天再来，好不好？”语气中满是祈求之意。韦小宝道：“要是太后和皇上知道了，我还有命么？”公主慢慢站起，道：“只要我不说，太后和皇上怎会知道？明天你别打我脸。身上伤痕再多也不打紧。”韦小宝摇头道：“明天不能来。我给你打得太厉害，一两个月，养不好伤。”公主道：“哼，你明天不来？刚才你骂我什么？说操我的十八代祖宗。我的十八代祖宗，就是皇帝哥哥的十八代祖宗，是皇阿爸的十七代祖宗，太宗皇帝的十六代祖宗，太祖皇帝的十五代祖宗……” 韦小宝目瞪口呆，暗暗叫苦，突然灵机一动，说道：“你不是老皇爷生的，我骂你的祖宗，跟皇上、老皇爷，什么太祖皇帝、太宗皇帝全不相干。”公主大怒，叫道：“我怎么不是老皇爷生的？你这死太监胡说八道，明天午后我在这里等你，你这死太监倘若不来，我就去禀告太后，说你打我。”说着捋起衣袖，一条雪白粉嫩的手臂之上，青一块，黑一块，全是给他扭起的乌青。韦小宝暗暗心惊：“刚才怎么下手如此之重。” 公主道：“哼，你明天不来，瞧你要命不要？” 到此情景，韦小宝欲不屈服，亦不可得，只好点头道：“我明天来陪你玩便是，不过你不能再打我了。”公主大喜，道：“你来就好，我再打你，你也打还我好了。咱们江湖上好汉，讲究恩怨分明。”韦小宝苦笑道：“再给你打一顿，我这条好汉就变成恶鬼了。” 公主笑道：“你放心，我不会当真打死你的。”顿了一顿，又道：“最多打得你半死不活。”见他脸色有异，嫣然一笑，柔声道：“小桂子，宫里这许多太监侍卫，我就只喜欢你一个。另外那些家伙太没骨气，就是给我打死了，也不敢骂我一句'臭小娘、贱货……'”学着他骂人的腔调：“婊子生的鬼丫头！嘻嘻，从来没人这样骂过我。” 韦小宝又好气，又好笑，道：“你爱挨骂？”公主笑道：“要像你这样骂我才好。太后板起脸训斥，要我守规矩，我可就不爱听了。”韦小宝道：“那你最好去丽春院。”心想：“你去做婊子，臭骂你的人可就多了。老鸨要骂要打，嫖客发起火来，也会又打又骂。” 公主精神一振，问道：“丽春院是什么地方？好不好玩？”韦小宝肚里暗笑，道：“好玩极了，不过是在江南，你不能去。你只要在丽春院里住上三个月，包你开心得要命，公主也不想做了。”公主叹了口气，悠然神往，道：“等我年纪大了，一定要去。” 韦小宝正色道：“好，好！将来我一定带你去。大丈夫一言既出，死马难追。”他这句“驷马难追”总记不住，“什么马难追”是不说了，却说成“死马难追”。 公主握住他手，说道：“我跟那些侍卫太监们打架，谁也故意让我，半点也不好玩。只有昨天皇帝哥哥跟我比武，才有三分真打，不过他也不肯打痛、扭痛了我。好小桂子，只有你一个，才是真的打我。你放心，我决计不舍得杀你。”突然凑过嘴去，在他嘴唇上亲了一亲，脸上一红，飞奔出房。 韦小宝霎时间只觉天旋地转，一交坐倒，心想：“这公主只怕是有些疯了，我越打她骂她，她越开心。他妈的，这老婊子生的鬼丫头，难道真的喜欢我这假太监？”想到她秀丽的面庞，心下迷迷糊糊，缓缓站起，支撑着回屋，筋疲力竭，一倒在床，便即睡着了。 这一觉直睡了五个多时辰，醒转时天色已黑，只觉全身到处疼痛，忍不住呻吟，站起身来想洗去伤口中盐末，哪知一解衣服，伤口鲜血凝结，都已牢牢粘在衣上，一扯之下，又是一阵剧痛，不免又再“臭小娘、烂小娘”的乱骂一顿，当下洗去盐末，敷上金创药。
次日去见小皇帝，康熙见他鼻青目肿，头发眉毛都给烧得七零八落，大吃一惊，登时料到是那宝贝御妹的杰作，问道：“是公主打的？受的伤不重吗？” 韦小宝苦笑道：“还好。师父，徒儿丢了您老人家的脸，只好苦练三年，再去找回这场子，为你老人家争光。” 康熙本来担心他怒气冲天，求自己给他出头，不过御妹虽然理屈，做主子的殴打奴才，总是理所当然之事，但如不理，却又怕他到了五台山上，服侍父皇不肯尽心，正感为难，听他这么说，竟对此事并不抱怨，只当作一场玩耍，不由得大喜，笑道：“小桂子，你真好！我非好好赏赐你不可。你想要什么？” 韦小宝道：“师父不责弟子学艺不精，弟子已经感激万分，什么赏赐都不用了。”顿了一顿，说道：“师父传授弟子几招高招，以后遇险，不会再给人欺侮，也就是了。” 康熙哈哈大笑，道：“好，好！”当下将太后所传武功，拣了几招精妙招数传授给他。这几招擒拿手法虽然也颇不凡，但比之洪教主夫妇所传的六招却差得远了。韦小宝以前和他比武，这几招也见他用过，此时一加点拨，不多时便学会了。 韦小宝心想：“以前和他摔交，便似朋友一般。但他是皇帝，我是奴才，这朋友总是做不久长。这次回北京来，眼见他人没大了多少，威风却大得多了，'小玄子'三字再也叫不出口，不如改了称呼，也是拍马屁的妙法。”当即跪下，咚咚咚磕了八个响头，说道：“师父在上，弟子韦小宝是你老人家的开山大弟子。” 康熙一怔，登时明白了他的用意，一来觉得挺好玩，二来确也不喜他再以“小玄子”相称，笑道：“君无戏言！我说过是你师父，只好收了你做徒弟。”叫道：“来人哪！” 两名太监、两名侍卫走进书房。康熙道：“转过身来。”四人应道：“是。”但规矩臣子不得以背向着皇帝，否则极为不敬，四人不明康熙用意，只微微侧身，不敢转身。 康熙从书桌上拿起一把金剪刀，走到四人身后。四人又略略侧身。康熙看了看四人的辫子，见其中一名太监的辫子最是油光乌亮，左手抓住了，喀的一声，齐发根剪了下来。那太监只吓得魂飞天外，当即跪倒，连连叩头，道：“奴才该死，奴才该死！”康熙笑道：“不用怕，赏你十两银子。大家出去罢！”四人莫名其妙，只觉天威难测，倒退了出去。 康熙将辫子交给韦小宝，笑道：“你就要去做和尚，公主烧了你头发，看来也是天意。上天假公主之手，吩咐你去落发为僧。你先把这条假辫子结在头上，否则有失观瞻。” 韦小宝跪下道：“是，师父爱惜徒弟，真是体贴之至。”康熙笑道：“你拜我为师，可不许跟旁人说起。我知你口紧，谨慎小心，这才答应。你若在外招摇，我掌门人立时便废了你武功，将你逐出门墙。”韦小宝连称：“是，是，弟子不敢。”康熙和他比武摔交，除了太后和海大富之外，宫中始终并无旁人得知，心想闹着玩收他为徒，只要决不外传，也不失皇帝的体面，但他生性谨细，特意叮嘱一番。 康熙坐了下来，心想：“太后阴险毒辣，教我武功也决不会当真尽心，否则她将人打得骨节寸断的厉害功夫，怎地半招也不传我？我虽做了师父，其实比之这小子也强不了多少，没什么高明武功传他。少林寺的和尚武功极高，此番父皇有难，也是他们相救……” 想到此处，心中有了个主意，说道：“你去休息养伤，明天再来见我。”
韦小宝回到下处，命手下太监去请御医来敷药治伤。伤处虽痛，却均是皮肉之伤，并未伤及筋骨，太医说将养得十天半月，便即好了，不用担心。 他吃过饭后，便去应公主之约，心头七上八下，既怕她再打，却又喜欢见她。 一推开门，公主一声大叫，扑将上来。韦小宝早已有备，左臂挡格，右足一勾，右手已抓住了公主后领，将她按得俯身下弯。公主笑骂：“死太监，今天你怎么厉害起来啦。”韦小宝抓住她左臂反扭，低声道：“你不叫我好桂子、好哥哥，我把你这条手臂扭断了。” 公主骂道：“呸，你这死奴才！”韦小宝将公主的手臂重重一扭，喝道：“你不叫，我将你这条手臂给扭断了。”公主笑道：“我偏偏不叫。”韦小宝心想：“小娘皮的确犯贱。我越打她，她越欢喜。”左手拍的一声，在她臀上重重打了一拳。公主身子一跳，却格格的笑了起来。韦小宝道：“他妈的，原来你爱挨打。”使劲连击数拳。 公主痛得缩在地下，站不起来，韦小宝这才停手。公主喘气道：“好啦，现下轮到我来打你。”韦小宝摇头道：“不，我不给你打。”心想这小娘下手如此狠辣，给她打将起来，随时随刻有性命之忧。公主软语求恳，韦小宝只是不肯。 公主大发脾气，扑上来又打又咬，给韦小宝几个耳光，推倒在地，揪住头发，又打了一顿屁股，心想屁股也打了，也不用客气啦，伸手在她全身到处乱扭。公主伏在他脚边，抱住了他两腿，将脸庞挨在他小腿之间，轻轻磨擦，娇媚柔顺，腻声道：“好桂子，好哥哥，你给我打一次罢，我不打痛你便是。”韦小宝见她犹似小鸟依人一般，又听她叫得亲热，心神荡漾，便待答允。公主又道：“好哥哥，你身上出血，我见了比什么都喜欢。” 韦小宝吓了一跳，怒道：“不行！”提起左足，在她头上踢了一脚，道：“放开了，我要去了。跟你磨在一起，总有一日死在你手里。”公主叹道：“你不跟我玩了？”韦小宝道：“太危险，时时刻刻会送了老命。”公主格格一笑，站起身来，道：“好！那么你扶我回房去，我给你打得路也走不动了。”韦小宝道：“我不扶。”公主扶着墙壁，慢慢出去，道：“好桂子，明儿再来，好不好？”忽然左腿一屈，险些摔倒。韦小宝抢上去扶住。 公主道：“好桂子，劳你的驾，去叫两名太监来扶我回去。”韦小宝心想一叫太监，只怕给太后知道，查究公主为什么受伤，只要稍有泄漏，那可是杀头的罪名，只得扶住了她，道：“我扶你回房就是。”公主笑道：“好桂子，多谢你。”靠在他肩头，向西而行。 公主的住处在慈宁宫之西、寿康宫之侧。两人渐渐走近慈宁花园，韦小宝想起太后的神气，心下栗栗危惧。两人行到长廊之下，公主忽然在他耳边轻轻吹气。韦小宝脸上一红，道：“不……不要……”公主柔声道：“为什么？我又不是打你。”说着将他耳垂轻轻咬住，伸出舌尖，缓缓舐动。韦小宝只觉麻痒难当，低声道：“你如咬痛了我耳朵，我可永远不来见你了。大丈夫一言既出，死马难追。”公主本想突然间将他耳垂咬下一块肉来，听了这句话，不敢再咬，只腻声而笑，直笑得韦小宝面红耳赤，全身酸软。 到了公主寝宫，韦小宝转身便走。公主道：“你进来，我给你瞧一件玩意儿。”这时建宁宫中的四名太监、四名宫女站在门外侍候，韦小宝已不敢放肆，只得跟了进去。公主拉着他手，直入自己卧室。两名宫女跟着进来，拿着热手巾给公主净脸。公主拿起一块手巾，递给韦小宝。韦小宝接过，擦去脸上汗水。两名宫女见公主对这小太监居然破格礼遇，连对太后皇上也没这样客气，而这小太监竟也坦然接受，无礼之极，不由得都是呆了。 公主一瞥眼见了，瞪眼道：“有什么好看？”两名宫女道：“是，是！”弯腰退出，哪知已然迟了，公主一伸手，向近身一名宫女眼中挖去。那宫女微微一让，一声惨呼，眼珠虽没挖中，脸上却是鲜血淋漓，自额头直至下巴，登时出现四条爪痕。两名宫女只吓得魂飞天外，疾忙退出。 公主笑道：“你瞧，这些奴才就只会叫嚷求饶，有什么好玩？”韦小宝见她出手残忍，心想这小婊子太过凶恶，跟她母亲老婊子差不多，还是及早脱身为是，说道：“公主，皇上差我有事去办，我要去了。”公主道：“急什么？”反手关上了门，上了门闩。 韦小宝心中怦怦乱跳，不知她要干什么怪事。公主笑道：“我做主子做了十五年，总是给人服侍，没点味道，今儿咱们来换换班。你做主子，我做奴才。”韦小宝双手乱摇，道：“不行，不行。我可没这福气。”公主俏脸一沉，说道：“你不答应吗？我要大叫了，我说你对我无礼，打得我全身青肿。”突然纵声叫道：“哎唷，好痛啊！” 韦小宝连连作揖，说道：“别嚷，别嚷，我听你吩咐就是。”这是公主寝宫，外面有许多太监宫女站着侍候，她只消再叫得几声，立时便有人涌将进来，可不比那间比武的小屋，四下无人。公主微微一笑，说道：“贱骨头！好好跟你说，偏偏不肯听，定要敬酒不吃吃罚酒。”韦小宝心道：“你才是贱骨头，主子不做做奴才。” 公主屈下一膝，恭恭敬敬的向他请个安，说道：“桂贝勒，你要安息了吗，奴才侍候你脱衣。”韦小宝哼了一声，道：“我不睡。你给我轻轻的捶捶腿。”公主道：“是！”坐在地下，端起他右足，搁在自己腿上，轻轻捶了起来，细心熨贴，一点也没触痛他伤处。韦小宝赞道：“好奴才胚子，你服侍得我挺美啊。”伸手在她脸颊上轻轻扭了一把。公主大乐，低声道：“主子夸奖了。”除下他靴子，在他脚上轻捏一会，换过他左足，捶了半晌，又脱下靴子按摩，说道：“桂贝勒，你睡上床去，我给你捶背。” 韦小宝给她按摩得十分舒服，心想这贱骨头如不过足奴才瘾，决不能放我走，便上床横卧，鼻中立时传入幽香阵阵，心想：“这贱骨头的床这等华丽，丽春院中的头等婊子，也没这般漂亮的被褥枕头。”公主拉过一条薄被，盖在他身上，在他背上轻轻拍打。
韦小宝迷迷糊糊，正在大充桂贝勒之际，忽听得门外许多人齐声道：“皇太后驾到！”他这一惊非同小可，忙欲跳起。公主神色惊惶，颤声道：“来不及逃啦，快别动，钻在被窝里。”韦小宝头一缩，钻入了被中，隐隐听得打门之声，只吓得险些晕去。 公主放下帐子，转身拔开门闩，一开门，太后便跨了进来，说道：“青天白日的，关上了门干什么？”公主笑道：“我倦得很，正想睡一忽儿。”太后坐了下来，问道：“又在搞什么古怪玩意儿了，怎么脸上一点也没血色？”公主道：“我说倦得很啊。” 太后一低头，见到床前一对靴子，又见锦帐微动，心知有异，向众太监宫女道：“你们都在外面侍候。”待众人出去，说道：“关上了门，上了闩。”公主笑道：“太后也搞什么古怪玩意儿吗？”依言关门，顺着太后的目光瞧去，见到了靴子，不由得脸色大变，强笑道：“我正想穿上男装，扮个小子给太后瞧瞧。你说我穿了男装，模样儿俊不俊？” 太后冷冷的道：“得瞧床上那小子模样儿俊不俊？”陡地站起，走到床前。 公主大骇，拉住太后的手，叫道：“太后，我跟他闹着玩儿……” 太后手一甩，将她摔开几步，捋起帐子，揭开被子，抓住韦小宝的衣领，提了起来。 韦小宝面向里床，不敢转头和她相对，早吓得全身簌簌发抖。 公主叫道：“太后，这是皇帝哥哥最喜欢的小太监，你……你可别伤他。” 太后哼了一声，心想女儿年纪渐大，情窦已开，床上藏个小太监，也不过做些假凤虚凰的勾当，算不了什么大事，右手一转，将韦小宝的脸转了过来，拍拍两记耳光，喝道：“滚你的，再教我见到你跟公主鬼混……”突然间看清楚了他面貌，惊道：“是你？” 韦小宝一转头，说道：“不是我！” 这三字莫名其妙，可是当此心惊胆战之际，又有什么话可说？ 太后牢牢抓住他后领，缓缓道：“天堂有路你不走，地狱无门闯进来。你对公主无礼，今日可怨不得我。”公主急道：“太后，是我
Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "Who is this? Could it be Princess Jianning?" He walked to the door, pulled out the latch, and opened the door.A girl in a red brocade dress rushed in like a gust of wind, and said, "Brother Emperor, I've been waiting for you for a long time, but you always don't come, you're afraid of me, aren't you?" She has a melon-shaped face, thin lips, and lively eyebrows, quite heroic. Kangxi smiled and said: "Who is afraid of you? I think you can't even beat my apprentice, how can you fight with me." The girl wondered: "You have accepted an apprentice, who is that?" Kangxi turned his left eye to Wei Xiaobao blinked, and said: "This is my apprentice Xiao Guizi, his martial arts are passed down by me. Come and see my aunt, Princess Jianning." Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "As expected, it is Princess Jianning." He knew that the old emperor had six daughters together, and the fifth daughter died young. The title of Princess Ningchang was not conferred until the 16th year of Kangxi. Shunzhi’s daughter, Princess Heshuo, was Kangxi’s elder sister and married Aobai’s nephew. study), is the empress dowager's own life.Wei Xiaobao was terribly afraid of the Empress Dowager, usually he seldom went near the Palace of Compassion and Ning, and the Princess never came to the Emperor's study, so he hadn't seen it until today.After hearing Kangxi's words, he knew that his brother and sister were playing around, so he jokingly approached him with a smile and greeted him, saying: "My nephew, Xiao Guizi, greeted my aunt, my aunt Wanfujin..." Princess Jianning giggled, and suddenly kicked up, hitting Wei Xiaobao's chin.There was no sign of this kick, Wei Xiaobao bent his leg again, and bowed at her feet, but how could he avoid it?Before he could finish his sentence, he was suddenly kicked heavily on the chin, the jaw closed, and he bit his tongue immediately. The pain caused him to yell "Ah", the mouth opened, and blood flowed all over his chest. . Kangxi said in shock: "You...you..." Princess Jianning smiled and said, "Brother Emperor, your apprentice is extremely kung fu, I kicked him to try his skills, but he couldn't avoid it. I see you His martial arts are nothing more than that." He chuckled as he spoke. Wei Xiaobao was furious, he cursed dozens of words in his heart "Stinky little girl, rotten girl", but in the palace, the princess is the master after all, how dare he swear a single word? Kangxi consoled Wei Xiaobao: "What? Bitten on your tongue? Does it hurt badly?" Wei Xiaobao smiled wryly: "It's okay, it's okay!" His tongue was bitten, and he couldn't speak clearly. Princess Jianning imitated his accent and said: "It's okay, it's okay, I lost more than half of my life!" She laughed again, and took Kangxi's hand: "Come on, let's go to the martial arts competition." Previously, the Empress Dowager taught Kangxi martial arts, and Princess Jianning watched it interestingly, so she pestered her mother to teach him too, and the Empress Dowager gave some advice.Seeing that her mother was perfunctory, far less attentive than teaching her brother, she wanted to be strong and aggressive, so she went to ask the guards in the palace to teach boxing.A few tricks learned from the east and a few styles learned from the west, after two or three years of practice, there is still some success.A few days ago, I just learned a few grappling moves and tried them out with a few guards. Of course, everyone gave way, all of them pretending, and the little princess was thrown into the water.She knew that the guards made her happy, but she didn't like it, so she went to ask the emperor's brother to compete in martial arts.Kangxi hadn't fought with Wei Xiaobao for a long time, his hands and feet were already itchy, Yu Mei had an appointment, and they happened to fight. The two started to fight in the small hall.Kangxi was half-true, half-false, half-conceded and half-not-conceded, and won four out of five games.Princess Jianning was so angry that she went to ask her mother for advice.The empress dowager had just recovered from her serious injuries, and her spirits were not restored, so she was kicked out.She had no choice but to find the guards again, and learned a few tricks of grappling, and made an appointment with Kangxi to fight again on this day. Unexpectedly, after Wei Xiaobao returned to the palace, after a long conversation, Kangxi had already forgotten about the appointment of this martial arts competition.When he got the news from his father, he was filled with sadness and joy, and his mind was in a trance. He didn't have the interest to play with his sister. He said: "I have important things at the moment, and I don't have time to play with you. You can go to practice and compare in a few days." Princess Jianning frowned and said, "Heroes in the Jianghu compete in martial arts, and the deadly date will be there or not. If you don't come to the appointment, won't you be ridiculed by the heroes of the world? If you don't come to the martial arts competition, you will admit defeat." Already." These quack tone were taught by the guards. Kangxi said: "Okay, I'm a loser. Princess Jianning's martial arts is the best in the world. She punched the tiger in Nanshan and kicked the dragon in Beihai." Princess Jianning said with a smile: "Kick the North Sea caterpillar with one foot!" It flew up and kicked Wei Xiaobao again. Wei Xiaobao dodged sideways, and her kick missed nothing.She saw that the emperor was unwilling to compete with her today, and the guards were big and tall. If they really fought, she would definitely not be able to fight. This little eunuch was about the same age as her, and his skills were very flexible. He just used it to try out moves, and said: " Good! Your master is afraid of me and dare not do anything, come with me." Kangxi has always been very happy with this lively and intelligent girl, and he couldn't bear to spoil her too much, so he ordered: "Xiao Guizi, go and play with the princess, and come back to serve her tomorrow." Princess Jianning suddenly shouted: "Brother Emperor, look at the trick!" Clenched two fists, "bells and drums rang together", and hit Kangxi's temples.Kangxi shouted: "Good time!" Raising his hand, he turned his wrist and turned sideways, and changed into "pushing the window to look at the moon", gently pushing her on the back.The princess could not stand still, and fell a few steps outward. Wei Xiaobao sneered and laughed.The princess became angry from embarrassment, and scolded: "Dead eunuch, what are you laughing at?" She reached out, grabbed his right ear, and dragged him out of the study.If Wei Xiaobao wanted to resist and dodge, the princess couldn't catch him, but she didn't dare to be rude after all, so she had to let her wriggle out. Princess Jianning twisted his ears and pulled him straight across a long corridor.A large row of guards and eunuchs standing outside the study were all amused when they saw it, but they were afraid of Wei Xiaobao's power, so no one dared to laugh out loud. Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay, let go quickly, I will follow you wherever you want to go." The princess said: "You are a lawless bandit leader, I caught you today, how can you let go easily? I will touch your acupoints first." Stretch out your index finger, and poked heavily on his chest and lower abdomen a few times.She doesn't know how to tap acupuncture points, so these few pokes are naturally random.Wei Xiaobao yelled: "The acupuncture point has been hit!" Once he sat down, he was dumbfounded and didn't move. Surprised and delighted, the princess kicked him lightly, but Wei Xiaobao didn't move.The princess shouted: "Get up!" Wei Xiaobao still didn't move.The princess also said that she hit his acupuncture point by mistake and really hit his acupuncture point, and said: "I'll untie the acupuncture point for you!" She raised her foot and kicked him in the back.Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "This stinky girl can't understand my acupoints, so she will kick me again." With an "ah", she jumped up and said: "Princess, your acupoint acupuncture skills are really superb, I'm afraid even the emperor can't do it." Yes." The princess said: "You little eunuch is very naughty, when will I get acupuncture?" But seeing that he was good at serving others, she also liked it, and said: "Follow me!" Wei Xiaobao followed her to the room where he and Kangxi used to compete.The princess said: "Lock the door, don't let anyone steal the boxing master." Wei Xiaobao smiled and thought: "With your little effort, someone will steal the boxing master!" Immediately closed the door as promised.The princess picked up the latch, as if she was about to hand it to him, suddenly, Wei Xiaobao heard a bang in his ear, and felt a sharp pain in his head, and he didn't know anything about it. After waking up, I saw the princess standing on her hips with a smile on her face, and said: "Wortless, martial arts learners pay attention to seeing all directions and listening to all directions. Why didn't you take precautions when I hit you? Why don't you learn martial arts?" " Wei Xiaobao said: "I...I..." I felt my headache was about to split, suddenly my left eye was wet and greasy, I couldn't open it, and I smelled a bloody smell in my nose, I realized that I had just hit the bolt Got bloody. The princess swung the latch, and shouted: "If you have the guts, get up and hit again." With a sound, the latch hit him on the shoulder again. Wei Xiaobao jumped up with an "ah".The princess swung the latch and swept across his feet.Wei Xiaobao dodged sideways, reaching out to snatch the latch."Well come!" cried the princess, and the latch raised, and it stabbed him hard in the chest.Wei Xiaobao evaded to the left, but unexpectedly the latch flipped over, with a bang, it hit him hard on the right cheek. Stars flashed in front of Wei Xiaobao's eyes, he staggered a few steps.The princess shouted: "You forest robber, you must be chased and killed." The door latch was violently swept across, Wei Xiaobao fell to the ground. The princess was overjoyed, and raised the door latch and slammed it down on the back of his head.Wei Xiaobao could only hear the rush of the wind in the back of his head, he was terrified and rolled quickly, and with a bang, the door latch hit the ground.The princess yelled: "Ah yo!" The force was so strong that the tiger's mouth hurt sharply, and in a rage, she kicked him heavily on the waist.Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Surrender, surrender! Don't fight!" The princess raised the latch and shot it down, this hit him in the lower abdomen, with a slap, fortunately it hit the Five Dragon Token hidden in his bosom, Wei Xiaobao was about to jump up , fell down again.The princess latched the latch again, and cursed angrily: "You damn eunuch, I want to beat you, how dare you get out of the way?" Although the princess was not strong, she struck him mercilessly, as if she wanted to beat him to death on the spot.Wei Xiaobao was frightened and angry, he turned around and jumped up.The princess raised the bar and struck head-on, Wei Xiaobao blocked it with his left hand, with a click, the bone in his arm almost broke.His thoughts changed sharply: "The princess is obviously not playing with me, why did she want to kill me? Ah! Yes, she was ordered by the empress dowager to take my life!" Thinking of this verse, she must not be allowed to be beaten again, and two fingers in her right hand "Double Dragons Grab the Pearl" quickly poked at the princess' eyes.The princess said "Ah yo" and took a step back.Wei Xiaobao swept across with his left foot, the princess fell to the ground, and shouted: "Dead eunuch, are you really hitting me?" Wei Xiaobao grabbed the door latch with both hands, and was about to knock it down on top of her head, but there was a look of fear and anger in her eyes , I was startled: "This is the inner courtyard of the imperial palace. If I knock down the door, it is a treasonous thing. Unless I kill her and use the corpse powder to disintegrate her, there will be endless troubles." The latch would not go down. The princess scolded: "Damn eunuch, pull me up." Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "She really wants to kill me, but it won't be easy." Immediately he stretched out his left hand to pull her up.The princess said: "Your martial arts are not as good as mine, it's just that I accidentally tripped over them. Just now you asked to surrender, why did you fight again? A man, why don't you obey the rules in the martial arts?" Wei Xiaobao's forehead was dripping with blood, his eyes were dazzled, and he stretched out his sleeve to wipe it off.The princess smiled and said, "You lost the fight, you're useless. Come on, I'll wipe your blood." She took out a snow-white handkerchief from her bosom, and walked a few steps closer.Wei Xiaobao took a step back and said: "You don't dare to be a slave." The princess said: "We are heroes in the Jianghu, we must share the blessings and share the difficulties." She wiped the blood on his face with a handkerchief.Wei Xiaobao smelled a faint fragrance from her body, and his heart fluttered slightly. At this moment, the two of them were very close, and seeing her beautiful face with white and greasy skin, he thought: "This little princess is so handsome!" The princess said: "Turn around, let me see how the injury on the back of your head is." Wei Xiaobao turned around as he said, thinking: "I was suspicious before, so it turns out that the little princess is really joking, but she is competitive, I don't know the severity of the shot." The princess stretched out her hand to lightly stroke the wound on the back of his head, and asked with a smile, "Is it painful?" Wei Xiaobao said, "It's okay..." All of a sudden, Wei Xiaobao's back felt a sharp pain, his feet were hooked by her, and he fell to the ground.It turned out that the princess quietly took out the dagger hidden in Xiaoman's boots, and unexpectedly attacked him, stepped on his back with her left foot, raised the knife and stabbed his left leg and right leg, and said with a smile, "Is it painful? You said 'still Okay, then a few more stabs." Wei Xiaobao was terrified, and secretly shouted: "I want to return to my throne!" There was a treasure coat on his back to protect him, the short knife couldn't penetrate it, the two knife wounds on his legs were not serious injuries, but they were already so painful that he was dying, he wanted to use what Madam Hong taught him. The second move of "Xiao Lian Heng Chen" escaped. First, he was injured and lost his strength. First, he was not proficient in this move. After a struggle, he wanted to get from her crotch to her back, but the action was too much. Slowly, as soon as she moved, she was stabbed in the buttocks again, only to hear her giggling and saying, "Is it hurting badly?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Extremely powerful. The princess is very strong in martial arts, and the slave is no match for your old man. The... hero in the Jianghu, if he catches someone, he will definitely spare his life." The princess smiled and said: "The death crime is pardonable. Living crimes are hard to forgive." Squatting down and sitting on his buttocks, he shouted: "If you move, I'll kill you with a single knife." Wei Xiaobao said: "I don't move halfway." But the princess just sat on his wound, I couldn't help moaning in pain. The princess untied his belt, tied his feet, cut his clothes with a knife, then tied his hands behind him, and said with a smile: "You are my prisoner, let's practice a kung fu, called... called' Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo seven times." Everyone in the royal family of the Manchu and Qing Dynasty was very familiar with the story of the Three Kingdoms, and she had read it three times.Wei Xiaobao watched this scene, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo seven times and seven times, and Princess Jianning captured Xiao Guizi, only one time and one way. Once you let me go, I will not turn back. You are better than Zhuge Liang It's seven times stronger." The princess said: "No way! Zhuge Liang wants to set fire to the rattan armored soldiers." Wei Xiaobao was taken aback, and hurriedly said: "Your slave...don't wear rattan armor." The princess laughed and said, "Then it's the same if you burn your clothes." Wei Xiaobao shouted: "No! No!" The princess said angrily, "What's the matter? No way, Zhuge Liang will burn it if he wants to, and the rattan armored soldiers don't say much." Seeing the fire knife and flint next to the candlestick on the table, he immediately lit the fire and lit the candle.Wei Xiaobao shouted: "Zhuge Liang didn't burn Meng Huo to death. If you burned me to death, you are not Zhuge Liang, you are Cao Cao!" The princess picked up the corner of his clothes, and was about to gather a candle to light it, when suddenly she saw him shiny and black When he thought about it, he used a candle to burn his braid. The hair is very easy to catch fire. Once it is ignited, it will burn up immediately, making a chirping sound, and the whole room is scorched.Wei Xiaobao was scared out of his wits and shouted: "Help, help! Cao Cao burned Zhuge Liang to death!" Holding his braid, the princess couldn't help shaking it, laughed loudly, and said, "This is a torch, it's a lot of fun." In a blink of an eye, the fire was approaching, and the princess let go of her hand.In an instant, Wei Xiaobao's head was full of fire, and his strength increased greatly in the crisis, he jumped up, straightened his head and bumped into the princess's arms.The princess let out an "Ah Yo", unable to dodge in time, Wei Xiaobao had already bumped into her lower abdomen, and the flame on his head went out unexpectedly.The princess slapped the ashes and broken hair on her clothes with both hands, she felt pain in her lower abdomen, she was startled and terrified, she raised her foot and kicked Wei Xiaobao's head wildly.After several kicks, Wei Xiaobao passed out. In a daze, I suddenly felt severe pain from wounds all over my body. When I woke up, I found myself lying on the ground with my chest bare, and my clothes, vest, and underwear were all untied. The princess held a handful of white powder in her left hand, and stabbed him with a short knife in her right A wound three to four inches deep was cut on the chest, and white powder was sprinkled into the wound.Wei Xiaobao shouted: "What are you doing?" The princess laughed and said: "The guards said that they caught a robber and a villain. If the thief didn't want to be recruited, they put some salt in his wound. The pain caused him to scream for help, so he had to be recruited. So I brought some salt with me. To deal with you and other big thieves." Wei Xiaobao felt the throbbing pain in his wound, and shouted: "Help, help, I'm recruiting!" The princess smiled and said: "You pustule, you recruited so quickly, What's the fun? You have to say: "I fell into your hands today, and I will be killed and cut. He who frowns is not a good man." I will cut you a few more wounds, put more salt, and you beg for mercy, then That's interesting." Wei Xiaobao was furious, and cursed: "Damn it, you little bitch... Hey, I'm not scolding you, I... I'm not a good guy, I'm recruiting, I'm recruiting!" The princess sighed, and was about to throw away the powdered salt, but after a second thought, she sprinkled all the powdered salt on his wound, and said seriously: "I am the head of the Jianning sect, the best in martial arts in the world, and I captured you!" A bandit who commits all kinds of crimes..." Wei Xiaobao said: "Okay, okay, I am a gangster, today I am not as good as a man, and if I am captured by the head of the Jianning sect, who is the best in martial arts in the world, I will die. But nod your head. Since I’m convinced, that’s it.” The princess was happy when she heard his quack talk, which was the same as what Zhang Kangnian and other guards told her, and praised: “That’s right, since If you want to play, you have to play like it." Wei Xiaobao scolded "Stinky little girl, rotten girl" in his heart, and the wounds all over his body hurt to the bone marrow. For a moment, he couldn't figure out whether she was ordered by the Queen Mother to kill him, or if she was just imitating the behavior of the gangsters. So vicious, even if I just played with me, I still have to give my life to her. Suddenly, I remembered that the strategy of intimidating Mu Jianping was very effective. The girls were afraid of ghosts, so they endured the pain and said: " Suddenly, I was dissatisfied again. Teacher head, if you have the guts, let me go, let’s fight again. If you are afraid of my martial arts skills and dare not do it, then kill me with one knife. I have changed Wounded ghost, following you during the day, crawling under your bed at night, holding your neck, sucking your blood..." The princess yelled "Ah", and said in a trembling voice: "Why should I kill you?" Wei Xiaobao said: "Let me go!" The princess said: "Don't let me go! Dead eunuch, you scared me." Picking up the candlestick, Burn his face with a candle. The candle flame burned his face, there was a chirping sound, Wei Xiaobao was in pain, he leaned back, his right shoulder slammed into her arm with all his strength.With a movement of the princess's arm, the candlestick fell to the ground, and the candle flame went out immediately.In a fit of rage, she lifted the latch and hit him again.Wei Xiaobao was in unbearable pain and extremely frightened: "This time I can't live again." He yelled: "I'm dead." He pretended to be dead and never moved again. The princess said angrily: "You're pretending to be dead! Wake up and play with me!" Wei Xiaobao didn't move.The princess kicked him lightly, seeing that he didn't move at all, she said softly: "Okay, I won't beat you anymore, don't die." Wei Xiaobao thought to himself: "I'm going to die, how can I not die? No shit." The princess pulled out the hairpin from his hair, and poked him on the face and neck a few times, Wei Xiaobao endured the pain and did not move. The princess said softly: "Please, you...you...don't scare me, I...I don't want to kill you, I just want to fight with you, let's play, who told you...who told you to be like this Pustules, you can't beat me..." She suddenly felt Wei Xiaobao's slight breathing in her nose, she was overjoyed, and reached out to touch his heart, only to feel a heart beating, and said with a smile: "Damn eunuch, so you didn't Die. This time I’ll spare you, open your eyes quickly.” Wei Xiaobao still didn't move, but the princess didn't fall for his trick anymore, she shouted: "I'll gouge out your eyeballs, and teach you to become a blind ghost after death, so you can't find me." Picking up the short knife, pointed the tip of the knife at him. on the right eyelid.Wei Xiaobao was shocked, rolled over, and immediately rolled away. The princess said angrily: "Bad brat, you're here to scare me again. I...I'll stab you blind." She jumped over, stepped on his chest with her feet, and raised the knife to stab his right eye. This attack was not a feint, she stabbed all over her body, the saber was so fast that not only would it blind his eyes, it would surely penetrate directly into the brain.Wei Xiaobao's legs twisted sharply, and his knees hit her chest. With a slap, the princess swayed and fell limply. Wei Xiaobao was overjoyed, bent over, stretched out his hand and pulled out the dagger from the shaft of his boot, first cut off the skirts that bound his feet, and as soon as he stood up, he kicked the princess hard on the top of the head to teach her not to wake up for a while, and then removed the dagger Insert the legs of the table, turn around, and gently wipe the belt that binds your hands to the edge of the blade. After only two strokes, the belt is broken. He breathed a long sigh of relief, narrowly escaped death, and was unspeakably happy. There were injuries all over his body, and the pain was severe, so he ignored it for a while, thinking: "How to deal with this stinky girl is a very difficult thing. Listen. She spoke as if she was really playing with me. If she was ordered by the queen mother to kill me, why would she get scared when she saw me pretending to be dead? But how can a child play so fiercely? Yes, she is a princess. She didn't treat eunuchs and maids as human beings at all, whether they were dead or alive, she just treated them like crushing an ant." The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and she kicked her in the chest again. Unexpectedly, this kick made her breath free.The princess woke up with a groan, slowly supported herself to stand up, and cursed: "Dead eunuch, you..." Wei Xiaobao was annoyed at himself, stretched out his hand to slap his face twice, punched his chest, and swept his right foot across, the princess immediately fall.He jumped up and rode upside down on her back, his fists were like beating drums, and hit her legs, back, and buttocks hard, shouting: "Damn girl, stinky girl, you son of a bitch, I beat you to death." The princess yelled: "Don't hit, don't hit! You have no rules, I'll tell the queen mother to kill you, tell... the emperor to kill you, Ling...Ling Chi to death." Wei Xiaobao felt a chill in his heart, so he stopped, then thought again: "I'll hit you too, so let's have a good time." He punched and hit again, cursing: "I fucked your eighteen generations of ancestors, I beat you to death, you stinky bastard! " After a few hits, the princess suddenly sneered.Wei Xiaobao was amazed: "I beat her so hard, why is she laughing instead of crying?" Pulled out the dagger from the table leg, pointed at her neck, turned her body over with his left hand, shouted: "What are you laughing at?"眉眼如丝，满脸笑意，似乎真的十分欢畅，并非做作，听她柔声说道：“别打得那么重，可也别打得太轻了。”韦小宝摸不着头脑，只怕她突施诡计，右足牢牢踏住她胸口，喝道：“你玩什么花样，老子才不上当呢。” 公主身子一挣，鼻中嗯嗯两声，似要跳起身来。韦小宝喝道：“不许动。”在她额上用力一推，公主又即倒下。韦小宝只觉伤口中一阵阵抽痛，怒火又炽，拍拍拍拍四下，左右开弓，连打她四个耳光。公主又是嗯嗯几声，胸口起伏，脸上神情却是说不出的舒服，轻声说道：“死太监，别打我脸。打伤了，太后问起来，只怕瞒不了。”韦小宝骂道：“臭小娘，你这犯贱货，越是挨打越开心，是不是？”伸手在她左臂上重重扭了两把，公主“哎唷，哎唷”的叫了几声，皱起眉头，眼中却孕着笑意。韦小宝道：“他妈的，舒不舒服？” 公主不答，缓缓闭上眼睛，突然间飞起一脚，踢中韦小宝大腿，正是一处刀伤的所在。韦小宝吃痛，扑上去按住她双肩，在她臂上、肩头、胸口、小腹使劲力扭。公主格格直笑，叫道：“死太监，小太监，好公公，好哥哥，饶了我罢，我……我……真吃不消啦。” 她这么柔声一叫，韦小宝心中突然一荡，心想：“她这么叫唤，倒像是方姑娘在海船中跟我说情话的模样。”怒气大减，然而她到底打什么主意，实是难测，于是依样画葫芦，解下她腰带，将她双手双脚绑住。公主笑道：“死小鬼头儿，你干什么？”韦小宝道：“叫你别打坏主意害人。”站起身来，呼呼喘气，全身疼痛，又欲晕去。 公主笑道：“小桂子，今天玩得真开心，你还打不打我？”韦小宝道：“你不打我，我又怎敢打你？”公主道：“我动不来啦，你就是再打我，我也没法子。”韦小宝吐了一口唾沫，道：“你不是公主，你是贱货。”在她屁股上踢了一脚。 公主“哎唷”一声，道：“咱们再玩么？”韦小宝道：“老子性命给你玩去了半条，还玩？我现在扮诸葛亮，也要火烧藤甲兵，把你头发和衣服都烧了。”公主急道：“头发不能烧……”嘻嘻一笑，说道：“你烧我衣裳好了，全身都烧起泡，我也不怕。” 韦小宝道：“呸，你不怕死，老子可不陪你发颠。我得去治伤了，伤口里都是盐，当真好玩么？”这时才相信公主并无杀害自己之意，将她手上缚着的腰带解开。 公主道：“真的不玩了？那么明天再来，好不好？”语气中满是祈求之意。韦小宝道：“要是太后和皇上知道了，我还有命么？”公主慢慢站起，道：“只要我不说，太后和皇上怎会知道？明天你别打我脸。身上伤痕再多也不打紧。”韦小宝摇头道：“明天不能来。我给你打得太厉害，一两个月，养不好伤。”公主道：“哼，你明天不来？刚才你骂我什么？说操我的十八代祖宗。我的十八代祖宗，就是皇帝哥哥的十八代祖宗，是皇阿爸的十七代祖宗，太宗皇帝的十六代祖宗，太祖皇帝的十五代祖宗……” 韦小宝目瞪口呆，暗暗叫苦，突然灵机一动，说道：“你不是老皇爷生的，我骂你的祖宗，跟皇上、老皇爷，什么太祖皇帝、太宗皇帝全不相干。”公主大怒，叫道：“我怎么不是老皇爷生的？你这死太监胡说八道，明天午后我在这里等你，你这死太监倘若不来，我就去禀告太后，说你打我。”说着捋起衣袖，一条雪白粉嫩的手臂之上，青一块，黑一块，全是给他扭起的乌青。韦小宝暗暗心惊：“刚才怎么下手如此之重。” 公主道：“哼，你明天不来，瞧你要命不要？” 到此情景，韦小宝欲不屈服，亦不可得，只好点头道：“我明天来陪你玩便是，不过你不能再打我了。”公主大喜，道：“你来就好，我再打你，你也打还我好了。咱们江湖上好汉，讲究恩怨分明。”韦小宝苦笑道：“再给你打一顿，我这条好汉就变成恶鬼了。” 公主笑道：“你放心，我不会当真打死你的。”顿了一顿，又道：“最多打得你半死不活。”见他脸色有异，嫣然一笑，柔声道：“小桂子，宫里这许多太监侍卫，我就只喜欢你一个。另外那些家伙太没骨气，就是给我打死了，也不敢骂我一句'臭小娘、贱货……'”学着他骂人的腔调：“婊子生的鬼丫头！嘻嘻，从来没人这样骂过我。” 韦小宝又好气，又好笑，道：“你爱挨骂？”公主笑道：“要像你这样骂我才好。太后板起脸训斥，要我守规矩，我可就不爱听了。”韦小宝道：“那你最好去丽春院。”心想：“你去做婊子，臭骂你的人可就多了。老鸨要骂要打，嫖客发起火来，也会又打又骂。” 公主精神一振，问道：“丽春院是什么地方？好不好玩？”韦小宝肚里暗笑，道：“好玩极了，不过是在江南，你不能去。你只要在丽春院里住上三个月，包你开心得要命，公主也不想做了。”公主叹了口气，悠然神往，道：“等我年纪大了，一定要去。” 韦小宝正色道：“好，好！将来我一定带你去。大丈夫一言既出，死马难追。”他这句“驷马难追”总记不住，“什么马难追”是不说了，却说成“死马难追”。 公主握住他手，说道：“我跟那些侍卫太监们打架，谁也故意让我，半点也不好玩。只有昨天皇帝哥哥跟我比武，才有三分真打，不过他也不肯打痛、扭痛了我。好小桂子，只有你一个，才是真的打我。你放心，我决计不舍得杀你。”突然凑过嘴去，在他嘴唇上亲了一亲，脸上一红，飞奔出房。 韦小宝霎时间只觉天旋地转，一交坐倒，心想：“这公主只怕是有些疯了，我越打她骂她，她越开心。他妈的，这老婊子生的鬼丫头，难道真的喜欢我这假太监？”想到她秀丽的面庞，心下迷迷糊糊，缓缓站起，支撑着回屋，筋疲力竭，一倒在床，便即睡着了。 这一觉直睡了五个多时辰，醒转时天色已黑，只觉全身到处疼痛，忍不住呻吟，站起身来想洗去伤口中盐末，哪知一解衣服，伤口鲜血凝结，都已牢牢粘在衣上，一扯之下，又是一阵剧痛，不免又再“臭小娘、烂小娘”的乱骂一顿，当下洗去盐末，敷上金创药。
次日去见小皇帝，康熙见他鼻青目肿，头发眉毛都给烧得七零八落，大吃一惊，登时料到是那宝贝御妹的杰作，问道：“是公主打的？受的伤不重吗？” 韦小宝苦笑道：“还好。师父，徒儿丢了您老人家的脸，只好苦练三年，再去找回这场子，为你老人家争光。” 康熙本来担心他怒气冲天，求自己给他出头，不过御妹虽然理屈，做主子的殴打奴才，总是理所当然之事，但如不理，却又怕他到了五台山上，服侍父皇不肯尽心，正感为难，听他这么说，竟对此事并不抱怨，只当作一场玩耍，不由得大喜，笑道：“小桂子，你真好！我非好好赏赐你不可。你想要什么？” 韦小宝道：“师父不责弟子学艺不精，弟子已经感激万分，什么赏赐都不用了。”顿了一顿，说道：“师父传授弟子几招高招，以后遇险，不会再给人欺侮，也就是了。” 康熙哈哈大笑，道：“好，好！”当下将太后所传武功，拣了几招精妙招数传授给他。这几招擒拿手法虽然也颇不凡，但比之洪教主夫妇所传的六招却差得远了。韦小宝以前和他比武，这几招也见他用过，此时一加点拨，不多时便学会了。 韦小宝心想：“以前和他摔交，便似朋友一般。但他是皇帝，我是奴才，这朋友总是做不久长。这次回北京来，眼见他人没大了多少，威风却大得多了，'小玄子'三字再也叫不出口，不如改了称呼，也是拍马屁的妙法。”当即跪下，咚咚咚磕了八个响头，说道：“师父在上，弟子韦小宝是你老人家的开山大弟子。” 康熙一怔，登时明白了他的用意，一来觉得挺好玩，二来确也不喜他再以“小玄子”相称，笑道：“君无戏言！我说过是你师父，只好收了你做徒弟。”叫道：“来人哪！” 两名太监、两名侍卫走进书房。康熙道：“转过身来。”四人应道：“是。”但规矩臣子不得以背向着皇帝，否则极为不敬，四人不明康熙用意，只微微侧身，不敢转身。 康熙从书桌上拿起一把金剪刀，走到四人身后。四人又略略侧身。康熙看了看四人的辫子，见其中一名太监的辫子最是油光乌亮，左手抓住了，喀的一声，齐发根剪了下来。那太监只吓得魂飞天外，当即跪倒，连连叩头，道：“奴才该死，奴才该死！”康熙笑道：“不用怕，赏你十两银子。大家出去罢！”四人莫名其妙，只觉天威难测，倒退了出去。 康熙将辫子交给韦小宝，笑道：“你就要去做和尚，公主烧了你头发，看来也是天意。上天假公主之手，吩咐你去落发为僧。你先把这条假辫子结在头上，否则有失观瞻。” 韦小宝跪下道：“是，师父爱惜徒弟，真是体贴之至。”康熙笑道：“你拜我为师，可不许跟旁人说起。我知你口紧，谨慎小心，这才答应。你若在外招摇，我掌门人立时便废了你武功，将你逐出门墙。”韦小宝连称：“是，是，弟子不敢。”康熙和他比武摔交，除了太后和海大富之外，宫中始终并无旁人得知，心想闹着玩收他为徒，只要决不外传，也不失皇帝的体面，但他生性谨细，特意叮嘱一番。 康熙坐了下来，心想：“太后阴险毒辣，教我武功也决不会当真尽心，否则她将人打得骨节寸断的厉害功夫，怎地半招也不传我？我虽做了师父，其实比之这小子也强不了多少，没什么高明武功传他。少林寺的和尚武功极高，此番父皇有难，也是他们相救……” 想到此处，心中有了个主意，说道：“你去休息养伤，明天再来见我。”
韦小宝回到下处，命手下太监去请御医来敷药治伤。伤处虽痛，却均是皮肉之伤，并未伤及筋骨，太医说将养得十天半月，便即好了，不用担心。 他吃过饭后，便去应公主之约，心头七上八下，既怕她再打，却又喜欢见她。 一推开门，公主一声大叫，扑将上来。韦小宝早已有备，左臂挡格，右足一勾，右手已抓住了公主后领，将她按得俯身下弯。公主笑骂：“死太监，今天你怎么厉害起来啦。”韦小宝抓住她左臂反扭，低声道：“你不叫我好桂子、好哥哥，我把你这条手臂扭断了。” 公主骂道：“呸，你这死奴才！”韦小宝将公主的手臂重重一扭，喝道：“你不叫，我将你这条手臂给扭断了。”公主笑道：“我偏偏不叫。”韦小宝心想：“小娘皮的确犯贱。我越打她，她越欢喜。”左手拍的一声，在她臀上重重打了一拳。公主身子一跳，却格格的笑了起来。韦小宝道：“他妈的，原来你爱挨打。”使劲连击数拳。 公主痛得缩在地下，站不起来，韦小宝这才停手。公主喘气道：“好啦，现下轮到我来打你。”韦小宝摇头道：“不，我不给你打。”心想这小娘下手如此狠辣，给她打将起来，随时随刻有性命之忧。公主软语求恳，韦小宝只是不肯。 公主大发脾气，扑上来又打又咬，给韦小宝几个耳光，推倒在地，揪住头发，又打了一顿屁股，心想屁股也打了，也不用客气啦，伸手在她全身到处乱扭。公主伏在他脚边，抱住了他两腿，将脸庞挨在他小腿之间，轻轻磨擦，娇媚柔顺，腻声道：“好桂子，好哥哥，你给我打一次罢，我不打痛你便是。”韦小宝见她犹似小鸟依人一般，又听她叫得亲热，心神荡漾，便待答允。公主又道：“好哥哥，你身上出血，我见了比什么都喜欢。” 韦小宝吓了一跳，怒道：“不行！”提起左足，在她头上踢了一脚，道：“放开了，我要去了。跟你磨在一起，总有一日死在你手里。”公主叹道：“你不跟我玩了？”韦小宝道：“太危险，时时刻刻会送了老命。”公主格格一笑，站起身来，道：“好！那么你扶我回房去，我给你打得路也走不动了。”韦小宝道：“我不扶。”公主扶着墙壁，慢慢出去，道：“好桂子，明儿再来，好不好？”忽然左腿一屈，险些摔倒。韦小宝抢上去扶住。 公主道：“好桂子，劳你的驾，去叫两名太监来扶我回去。”韦小宝心想一叫太监，只怕给太后知道，查究公主为什么受伤，只要稍有泄漏，那可是杀头的罪名，只得扶住了她，道：“我扶你回房就是。”公主笑道：“好桂子，多谢你。”靠在他肩头，向西而行。 公主的住处在慈宁宫之西、寿康宫之侧。两人渐渐走近慈宁花园，韦小宝想起太后的神气，心下栗栗危惧。两人行到长廊之下，公主忽然在他耳边轻轻吹气。韦小宝脸上一红，道：“不……不要……”公主柔声道：“为什么？我又不是打你。”说着将他耳垂轻轻咬住，伸出舌尖，缓缓舐动。韦小宝只觉麻痒难当，低声道：“你如咬痛了我耳朵，我可永远不来见你了。大丈夫一言既出，死马难追。”公主本想突然间将他耳垂咬下一块肉来，听了这句话，不敢再咬，只腻声而笑，直笑得韦小宝面红耳赤，全身酸软。 到了公主寝宫，韦小宝转身便走。公主道：“你进来，我给你瞧一件玩意儿。”这时建宁宫中的四名太监、四名宫女站在门外侍候，韦小宝已不敢放肆，只得跟了进去。公主拉着他手，直入自己卧室。两名宫女跟着进来，拿着热手巾给公主净脸。公主拿起一块手巾，递给韦小宝。韦小宝接过，擦去脸上汗水。两名宫女见公主对这小太监居然破格礼遇，连对太后皇上也没这样客气，而这小太监竟也坦然接受，无礼之极，不由得都是呆了。 公主一瞥眼见了，瞪眼道：“有什么好看？”两名宫女道：“是，是！”弯腰退出，哪知已然迟了，公主一伸手，向近身一名宫女眼中挖去。那宫女微微一让，一声惨呼，眼珠虽没挖中，脸上却是鲜血淋漓，自额头直至下巴，登时出现四条爪痕。两名宫女只吓得魂飞天外，疾忙退出。 公主笑道：“你瞧，这些奴才就只会叫嚷求饶，有什么好玩？”韦小宝见她出手残忍，心想这小婊子太过凶恶，跟她母亲老婊子差不多，还是及早脱身为是，说道：“公主，皇上差我有事去办，我要去了。”公主道：“急什么？”反手关上了门，上了门闩。 韦小宝心中怦怦乱跳，不知她要干什么怪事。公主笑道：“我做主子做了十五年，总是给人服侍，没点味道，今儿咱们来换换班。你做主子，我做奴才。”韦小宝双手乱摇，道：“不行，不行。我可没这福气。”公主俏脸一沉，说道：“你不答应吗？我要大叫了，我说你对我无礼，打得我全身青肿。”突然纵声叫道：“哎唷，好痛啊！” 韦小宝连连作揖，说道：“别嚷，别嚷，我听你吩咐就是。”这是公主寝宫，外面有许多太监宫女站着侍候，她只消再叫得几声，立时便有人涌将进来，可不比那间比武的小屋，四下无人。公主微微一笑，说道：“贱骨头！好好跟你说，偏偏不肯听，定要敬酒不吃吃罚酒。”韦小宝心道：“你才是贱骨头，主子不做做奴才。” 公主屈下一膝，恭恭敬敬的向他请个安，说道：“桂贝勒，你要安息了吗，奴才侍候你脱衣。”韦小宝哼了一声，道：“我不睡。你给我轻轻的捶捶腿。”公主道：“是！”坐在地下，端起他右足，搁在自己腿上，轻轻捶了起来，细心熨贴，一点也没触痛他伤处。韦小宝赞道：“好奴才胚子，你服侍得我挺美啊。”伸手在她脸颊上轻轻扭了一把。公主大乐，低声道：“主子夸奖了。”除下他靴子，在他脚上轻捏一会，换过他左足，捶了半晌，又脱下靴子按摩，说道：“桂贝勒，你睡上床去，我给你捶背。” 韦小宝给她按摩得十分舒服，心想这贱骨头如不过足奴才瘾，决不能放我走，便上床横卧，鼻中立时传入幽香阵阵，心想：“这贱骨头的床这等华丽，丽春院中的头等婊子，也没这般漂亮的被褥枕头。”公主拉过一条薄被，盖在他身上，在他背上轻轻拍打。
韦小宝迷迷糊糊，正在大充桂贝勒之际，忽听得门外许多人齐声道：“皇太后驾到！”他这一惊非同小可，忙欲跳起。公主神色惊惶，颤声道：“来不及逃啦，快别动，钻在被窝里。”韦小宝头一缩，钻入了被中，隐隐听得打门之声，只吓得险些晕去。 公主放下帐子，转身拔开门闩，一开门，太后便跨了进来，说道：“青天白日的，关上了门干什么？”公主笑道：“我倦得很，正想睡一忽儿。”太后坐了下来，问道：“又在搞什么古怪玩意儿了，怎么脸上一点也没血色？”公主道：“我说倦得很啊。” 太后一低头，见到床前一对靴子，又见锦帐微动，心知有异，向众太监宫女道：“你们都在外面侍候。”待众人出去，说道：“关上了门，上了闩。”公主笑道：“太后也搞什么古怪玩意儿吗？”依言关门，顺着太后的目光瞧去，见到了靴子，不由得脸色大变，强笑道：“我正想穿上男装，扮个小子给太后瞧瞧。你说我穿了男装，模样儿俊不俊？” 太后冷冷的道：“得瞧床上那小子模样儿俊不俊？”陡地站起，走到床前。 公主大骇，拉住太后的手，叫道：“太后，我跟他闹着玩儿……” 太后手一甩，将她摔开几步，捋起帐子，揭开被子，抓住韦小宝的衣领，提了起来。 韦小宝面向里床，不敢转头和她相对，早吓得全身簌簌发抖。 公主叫道：“太后，这是皇帝哥哥最喜欢的小太监，你……你可别伤他。” 太后哼了一声，心想女儿年纪渐大，情窦已开，床上藏个小太监，也不过做些假凤虚凰的勾当，算不了什么大事，右手一转，将韦小宝的脸转了过来，拍拍两记耳光，喝道：“滚你的，再教我见到你跟公主鬼混……”突然间看清楚了他面貌，惊道：“是你？” 韦小宝一转头，说道：“不是我！” 这三字莫名其妙，可是当此心惊胆战之际，又有什么话可说？ 太后牢牢抓住他后领，缓缓道：“天堂有路你不走，地狱无门闯进来。你对公主无礼，今日可怨不得我。”公主急道：“太后，是我