Chapter 12 sixth grade

sixth grade (1) 282．Someone died upstairs in Zhang Qi's house!It's gas poisoning in the shower!I ran to see, and there were many people around the entrance of the mourning hall. Two men laughed and said, "Hey, look!"The girl in that photo is a bit pretty!Another said: Do you know if you died after taking a mandarin duck bath?I gave them a blank look and squeezed in. The photo at the head of the mourning hall looked familiar. After thinking about it carefully, it turned out to be my kindergarten teacher!That year, when my dad came to pick me up, she said in horror, you Sangge beat every doll in the class... I kept looking at her, she seemed to move in that scene, after a while When she came back to her senses, she was motionless in the photo again.

283．How do those who are going to die know that they are going to die?Did you take photos in advance? 284．I saw a wall calendar behind the bathroom of Zhang Xia’s house, and on it was a picture of a beautiful woman in the 1990s. I stared blankly at the “90s”, feeling that time flies so fast, it’s already the 1990s. 285．Buildings started to be built in Tianba behind us, and the new buildings were covered with shiny mosaics. We ganged up with a bunch of dolls to steal them, and showed them off for appreciation.My mother-in-law saw it and said, if you want to steal it, you should steal more. It looks good on the stove in the small kitchen!

286．Since I, a baby in the city, went back to my hometown during the summer vacation, the accents of the little friends in the township Batou all learned from me, and they all said that they were collecting specimens when they went to catch miazi (cicada). 287．I waved a brand new net, fainted with pride, and said to my friends, let's go, let's collect specimens!When I came back at night, my mother-in-law wanted to come over and beat me fiercely, so I went "whoosh!" and went to the opposite slope.My mother-in-law cried and scolded from below: Damn baby strangled dead baby ~ I just rushed to the market to buy a new mosquito net ~ I was strangled by you before I even got into the water, what a big hole~!

288．Powutou is a two-story house.She raised chickens in the yard, birds on the second floor, and a tank of goldfish in the living room. As for a cat, it can go wherever it wants. I call my mother-in-law the commander-in-chief of the armed forces.The cat was given the post of second-in-command not long after, because he managed these animals better than my mother-in-law. 289．One eye of the little goldfish, pay attention, it’s not a pair of eyes, it’s one, it grows bigger and bigger, it’s so big that when it’s swimming in the water, it’s always somersaulting and unbalanced. Think of a solution.I found a bed needle made by my mother, and set it on the stove in a serious manner to sterilize it. Then I reached into the fish tank with both hands, grabbed the small goldfish with one hand, and put the needle on the big eyeball with the other hand to "puff puff puff" After a few pokes...then, it turned white.

290．Originally, the chickens in Yuanbatou would turn around all night, but since the deputy commander arrived, they have basically never been out of the cage.The chickens are fed with leftover vegetable leaves and bran, which is far worse than cat food, but the deputy commander just likes it. Every time the chicken feed is poured into the trough, it will come over with a smile on its face. Eat it ignorantly!A chicken was sticking out its head and wanted to eat it, the deputy commander slapped it quickly, and even gave him a sharp look. Five seconds later, another chicken head came out, and this time the commander slapped him without even raising his head.After that, no one dares to provoke it, and only after it has enough food, it can eat some leftover soup and water.

291．The mother-in-law bought another chicken cub after rushing to the market. The deputy commander dragged him out of the coop and hugged him in his arms. The chicken cub moved forward with some confusion, and the deputy commander followed after it. Move, looking from a distance, very touching. 292．After taking a nap, I came out of the room to look at my goldfish, and there were only two of them in all directions.So I searched all over the room, but it is impossible to disappear for nothing!I glanced at the deputy commander, and at the same time, it also glanced at me, and then quickly disappeared from under my nose, and I immediately felt that the problem was wrong.I crawled under the sofa to have a look, only to find that the corpses of the four fish were neatly arranged there.

293．My mother-in-law said that the goldfish had to float to the surface to breathe from time to time, and the deputy commander was sleeping by the side of the fish tank, and it looked like he was asleep, but when the fish breathed, it opened one eye, " "Ba" slapped a goldfish from the surface of the water to the ground as if it was fluttering in the water.The palm of death slapped it four times that day, so there were only two goldfish left in the tank head. 294．The deputy commander's "fishing" always hits a hundred shots, and the house no longer raises goldfish, and the remaining two are sent to the next door.

295．After not raising fish, the activities of the deputy commander turned to the second floor, where I would squat there to play with the birds, and he would squat there to watch me play with the birds if he had nothing to do.After I left, it was still there, teasing itself, stretching out its claws to plan, it flew to the other side when it was here, and then flew back to the other side. Sixth grade (2) 296．One day I found the bird dead in the middle of the cage, covered in wounds and old wounds. 297．My mother-in-law tied the deputy commander Nasuo to the foot of the table when she became hairy.Soso was still a bit long, but the deputy commander always wanted to circle around the table and was strangled.My mother-in-law cursed: What a dog day!While hugging the deputy commander, he circled around the feet of the table and circled back.I saw it. I went up and lifted the table up slightly, and Suo Suo fell down. My mother-in-law said: Tell me earlier!

298．For many years, I have been apologetic to Tan Shaodong. He collected his homework and touched the snot that I had hoarded for several days at the top of my drawer.The snot was blown on a handkerchief. I caught a cold a few days ago, and I never had the courage to drag out the handkerchief hidden deep in the drawer. 299．There is a scientist at the head of our courtyard, who is a retired old engineer: Uncle Wang, who wears light yellow plastic glasses, and has glasses legs wrapped up with rheumatism plasters. Scientific research, a pile of black parts spread out on the ground, and a large pile of machines being assembled: he said he was going to assemble an airplane.I didn’t care about him, one day, Xiao Huanghua got into the nose of his plane, and I got in to look for it, and he ran over with a smile: We still love science and research!I looked at him with motor oil on my face: I'm looking for my cat!

300．Uncle Wang went to the morning market from morning to night, looking for parts for airplanes, water pipes, valves, and various electrical components needed at home from stalls.He made everything related to machinery in his house submissive, and sometimes he was happy, and he would play a little trick, for example, turn the fluorescent lamp into a sound control, but not all sounds can be activated, only the cry of a toy duck Only sound will do.One day, Wang Yuting (his granddaughter) lost the toy duck, and the family had to touch it and go to bed. 301．Uncle Wang's plane was successfully developed, and on the day of the test flight, the TV stations came to interview him!However, the plane can only slide and cannot fly into the sky.

302．There was a resignation ceremony at the primary school graduation ceremony. I sang the team song for the last time, took off the red scarf, and said to myself, your childhood is over.