Chapter 13 13-15 years old junior high school

junior high school (1) 303．When I was just in the first grade of junior high school, I was blackmailed by a senior fuck girl. I didn't change my face and my heart skipped a beat: You pricked up your ears and asked, who else in the third class of Xindu Machinery Factory Children's Kindergarten has not been cleaned up by me? ! 304．Now that I'm in middle school, I can talk about killing people.Dear friends, have you ever cut someone down?What kind of position does hacking occupy in your long growth path? 305．In the dreamlike junior high school years, most of the campus fights during this period are still very pleasing to the eye and benefit from it.I was also dreamily blackmailed by Wang Ying, a senior girl. She said that if I didn't give her 200 yuan within a week, she would find someone to cut me off.According to sociologists, this kind of thing will cause great harm to my young mind, so that it will twist my mind.

306．I do feel anxious about why these people judge a girl who is lonely and staring at the distance all day has such great financial resources.However, I have my workaround.When Ms. Wang Ying stopped me at the alley to ask about the source of funds for planning and other matters, I said calmly and mysteriously: I have already contributed to "Chinese and Foreign Youth"!They should be able to receive my article today, and there will be a manuscript fee when it is published!Never less than 200 yuan! 307．Wang Ying's group obviously didn't believe in my talent, and tried to slap me, I grabbed her wrist: slow down!Do you know what I'm writing about? !What I wrote is: "Since ancient times, heroes come out of youth - remembering my alumnus Wang Ying".Wang Ying said: Really? !Although she is reckless, she obviously has some respect for literature. She said that she would give me a few days and not trouble me for the time being.However, before this article was published, she was arrested by the police station because of a joint hacking incident inside and outside the school.

308．On this day, a man in police uniform came to the door of the classroom, walked in and said a few words to the head teacher.My heart stopped beating. It was over. Wang Ying must have asked the police uncle to ask if the article had been published.Unexpectedly, it was Zhao Hui, the shortest boy in our class, who was called out. 309．He hummed a ditty little by little and stood up, turned around and said to Wang Bin at the same table: Help me take out my schoolbag and tell my mother to come home later for dinner.He also said a mantra: Don't say that I hacked you to death.After a while, there was a shrill cry from the office. It turned out that Zhao Hui's mother was there.Later we learned that he had asked for 500 yuan to find a doll, but the doll couldn't figure it out and hanged himself.

310．From this day on, I wash the fruit-peeling knife at home and carry it with me at all times.If someone comes to ask for money again, I will not talk about literature, and just say: I hacked you to death, and then touched the knife on my body.Once, as soon as I took out the knife, the other party was scared away as soon as he threw the doll.In fact, my knife was rusted after washing without drying it, and my mother couldn't open it when I played it. 311．The first English class, the teacher taught from the alphabet.After going to school for a long time, the teacher said, let's pick a classmate to see how he is doing, come here!I stood up tremblingly, and the teacher's pointer fell on the first letter. I "hmm" for a long time and read: ah (A), broadcast (B), wait (C)...

312．I heard that there is another classmate who was also stumped by English.When the teacher asked a question, he should have answered "Yes", but he couldn't make the sound after being anxious for a long time. After a long time of "um", he made this sound: Yoshi! 313．Seems like everyone has a fart in their class huh?The fart king in our class is the best fart king in the world. Before each fart, he has to announce: I am going to fart~.Then with him as the center, all the people with a radius of 10 meters bounced away like a spring.But there was nothing he could do in class, he could only hold his fists frequently to apologize to the students around him after letting go, and everyone had to endure it.

314．What a difficult life the little mouse has been living, full of sins and fears, taking care of himself, and finally growing up to three years old.The shameless farmer who died in the dog day said: I am three years old and I am willing to take care of you. 315．Our Chinese teacher is a very excited person. He stomps his feet when he is happy in lectures, and stomps his feet when he is happy when he is cursing.Once, just after the winter vacation, we still had some stamps left over from the Spring Festival in our hands. Before the Chinese class, we densely spread a layer on the place where he might stomp his feet.We all speculated about the Chinese teacher's attitude towards stepping on the cannon, but no one could predict: the Chinese teacher was so frightened that he jumped onto the belly-high podium after stepping on the revolutionary fire. Fell onto a row of classmates' desks!

316．Afterwards, he never stomped his feet again. Once, when he got excited again, he raised his feet, but suddenly recalled something, glared at us with resentment, and gently put his feet down. junior high school (2) 317．Surely you guys still remember a guy called "Shredded Carrot Butthole"?French, revolutionary, learned in history class?Give yes ha!remember!As soon as our textbooks are distributed, we look forward to that lesson. We really want to hear what it feels like to hear the word "radish shredded asshole" from the mouth of the history teacher of Zhou Wuzheng Wang!Finally, that day has arrived!We closed our mouths tightly, and our faces were about to change shape: the dignified history teacher took a mouthful of "radish shredded assholes"!The first time the classroom exploded, we laughed so hard——!The teacher also criticized: Everyone be serious!This class is very important, and the half-term exam will definitely take the "Shredded Carrot Butthole"!

318．In school biology class, I dissected a frog. The teacher said: Everyone, do it with me. Insert a nail into the central nervous system of the frog. Yes, that’s it... The frog trembled a few times under my hand and then stopped moving. I touched its leg , it really didn't move, and I thought to myself, ah, this is death.I kept a pair of eggs of this frog with medical cotton pads in the small compartment where the eraser was placed in the pencil case. 319．I joined the chemistry group.This activity does not use an open flame, but uses a glass rod to dip a certain chemical to light an alcohol lamp.I thought I don’t need any money anyway, so I’ll do more. When I heard a “bang”, everyone saw a small mushroom cloud rising from my head and floating towards the ceiling. Look at my face, it’s black!Only two eyeballs are left.

320．In the art class, I was the only one who painted the peony with the "gongbi" painting method according to the teacher's request. The teacher gave me 92 points and praised me in public.Last year, when I returned to Chengdu, I walked into a fashionable leather goods store called "Ken Pai". When I saw an art teacher in avant-garde clothes, I immediately stood up straight: Hello, teacher!She hurriedly threw away the cigarettes in her hand, and said to several other small salesmen who were also dressed in avant-garde clothes: I told you that I was a teacher. 321．In junior high school, I came up with an English name.In class, Zhang Min sent a note: I have an English name, and I will sell it to you.I thought about it for a long time and didn't understand, so I asked, who to sell it to?She threw another piece of paper over, and I unfolded it: Maggie.

322．The English teacher has been wearing glasses for a long time, and the beads of her eyes are a little protruding. From the side, you can see crystal clear lenses, which is a bit impressive.I pay more attention when I wear glasses. Every once in a while, I stuff my eyes into the sockets. 323．Once, I took an exam, memorized books, my eyes were blurred, and I saw the words in the book flying around like flies. I thought, this is probably teeny lowercase. 324．I like to play with sticking my head into holes in bricks.In fact, not only brick holes, I like to use my head to measure the size of any hole.Once in class, I was really bored, so I stuck my head into the desk to play.The teacher found out: Sangege, what are you doing? !When I was in a hurry, my head got stuck, I couldn't pull it out with a left hand, and I couldn't pull it out with a right hand... The world was dark.

325．I have a habit, when the papers are handed out, I put one at the top of the drawer first.There was a final exam, I finished answering the paper, checked it more proudly, looked around, and found that I was the only one who finished it, and everyone was still pecking their heads and writing.If it is not forbidden to hand in the paper in advance, I am very willing to hand in it immediately to show my intelligence, but now I have to lie down until I go to sleep... The teacher shouted, the bell is about to ring in 5 minutes!Please students take a good look at the last!I woke up and found something was wrong, everyone has two papers, why do I only have one paper? !Thinking of Twitching, there seemed to be another one, and when I took it out, I saw that there was not a single word written on the clean and flawless paper. 326．Another time, someone gave me a box of colored pencils, and I was about to use them up, only to realize there was another layer underneath. 327．Remember that baby cloak that brought me courage and shame so often?Now that it is broken, I cut out the most beautiful peony embroidered on it along the shape, and gave it to a boy I had a crush on for a long time. 328．Chen Jikai said, Sang Gege, can you stack lucky stars? ...Three days later, I was exhausted and affectionately awarded 365 lucky stars. Chen Jikai was shocked and overjoyed: ah!I want to give it to Zhang Lei! 329．Li Zheng mysteriously asked me to meet me at the gate of the club after school, and I was very nervous.I went and saw Li Zheng standing there with a handful of flowers behind his hands, his face turned red, he walked over with his head down, and whispered to him, I'm here, if you need anything Come on!He said sincerely, what do you think of me as a person?I turned my back to him, it's okay!He said again, I want to ask you something, will you agree?I'm going to die of shame, nod, what do you say!He held the flower in front of me: Please help me bring this flower to Li Ying! junior high school (3) 330．Ah, love, what is your last name? ! 331．Ho Chi Minh in Vietnam died a terrible death, drowned, the radio said that he died in Hanoi. 332．One day I suddenly found two swellings on my chest. I was terrified. I didn’t dare to tell my mother that when I was sleeping, I tried to push the two lumps down. , cancer is cancer. 333．At night, there was a mosquito on the roof of the house, and my mother couldn't sleep.Once, I slept until midnight, my urine was high, I opened my eyes dimly, and saw a bloated figure dancing in mid-air—she was still panting and beating mosquitoes, she was gnashing her teeth and looking at the ceiling and said: If I don't catch your baby tonight, my surname will not be He! 334．My mother is a treasure.Once, the section chief’s family was invited to dinner, and my mother was cooking in the kitchen. The section chief’s wife leaned on the door frame to talk to my mother, and I stood behind the section chief’s wife.Suddenly, I heard the section chief’s wife fart. After a while, the whole kitchen stinks. My mother took the spatula and smelled it everywhere, and said frightenedly, oops!Oops, the gas is leaking again! 335．My dad responded to the unit's policy of calling on individuals to contract cars, and contracted his Dongfeng, which was in good condition, for a year.Well, he's under a lot of pressure. He runs business outside all day, and he can't see anyone for a whole day.I drove with him a few times, and when he was too tired to drive, he asked me to sing to him. I raised my voice and sang all the way in the rumbling and bumpy east wind. 336．What my dad likes to listen to most are "Red Sun Series", various folk songs, and various episodes of movies from the 1950s and 1960s. I will sing them to him for two consecutive hours without repeating them.In the end, he said, you can't, you still can't be half of your mother!I want to blurt out: Then you don't want my mother and me!But the words were swallowed again, and we both fell silent for a long time. 337．At the chicken feather shop on the side of the road, some coquettish women stopped my dad's car, and said enthusiastically, "Brother, accommodation, meals, and entertainment are all in one package!"My dad got out of the car, they pulled him up, my dad hurriedly pushed me up, go!Sing a song for the sissies!My desire to perform was aroused again, and I began to perform singing and dancing again. The loud and clear singing voice was unusual, and immediately attracted several ladies.My dad took the opportunity to refill the car with a bucket of water, and also topped up the tea at the boss's, and finally went to the regular toilet to poop in a leisurely manner.When I came out, without saying a word, I pulled me up and left. I had only sung half of the "Boxwood Carrying Pole" with a rich voice. 338．In the end, we stayed in a state-run guest house, and he said, you live in the room, and I sleep on the head of the cab.I said no!I sleep in the cab, I've never slept in a cab!My dad checked the car door and agreed.It was difficult to turn over in the cab, so I didn't sleep at all, and spent the whole night turning under the toolbox and the chair, trying to find some privacy for my dad. 339．Riding in my dad's car, you don't have to hold back your urine, and you can park wherever you want. When I closed the car door with a bold "snap!", I felt a sense of superiority. 340．My dad wanted to cool off, and when he was driving, he opened the car window wide, blowing the middle part of the wig on his head to one side.Suddenly, I saw a slender lady waving from a distance, and he quickly said to me: "Look, is my head messy?"I planed him a few times with my hands, and said, it's not messy anymore.He happily "Zi-ga!" and parked the car in front of the beckoning lady. 341． As soon as "Physical Hygiene" was released, I turned to the page with male and female nude pictures, and wrote the name of the boy I hate the most: Yan Zhi next to the male nude, and wrote "Yan Zhi" next to the female nude. I mentioned the name of the girl I hate the most: Leiya. I was afraid that people would not understand, so I typed two arrows pointing to the image I thought was the ugliest at the time. 342．In Chinese class, our class teacher recited affectionately: Premier Zhou, where are you?I said: I am here! 343．The class teacher teaches Chinese, and she hates me for not being bad at Chinese, and she can only talk about my other fatal weaknesses.Once she criticized me in class, saying that my math performance was too bad, which dragged the class down.I said, our class is not a pig, but also divided into front and rear legs. 344．Our school is indeed quite brutal, and our class is known for its violence in several classes.And in this class, there were several strongest students of the whole age. When the last school year came, they were all driven to the last row by the head teacher.Although we have taken such a class, our teacher is still an ambitious middle-aged woman: I don't believe that the saline-alkali land really doesn't grow food! 345．The most powerful boys were originally divided into various corners of the class, but now they are all concentrated. They are: Yan Zhi, Da Wang Hai, Zuo Zhangcheng, and Xu Bin.When I typed these four names together, after N years, my hands were still shaking, this evil F4. junior high school (4) 346．Chengdu is very cold in winter, and the four of them burn newspapers behind to keep warm.There were not enough newspapers, and an extra chair in the corner was torn down and burned. Anyway, ordinary teachers don’t dare to care about them in our class.One day, the class teacher remembered this chair for some reason, and said that he wanted to sit on it, and saw that there was only one backrest left. 347．They felt that burning fire was a waste of resources, so they brought some foods that could be baked: corn, sweet potatoes, potatoes, and once there were sausages!Xiangpiao's whole classroom, they were also generous, actually cut the sausage into slices and passed it forward, I ate several slices, it was so delicious.The teacher who was in the geography department at that time came to the back: You are too much!Xu Bin was cutting sausages with a knife on the desk, and raised his head: If you go one step further, the consequences will be disastrous. 348．They don't often disturb the neighbors, sometimes they will collect the erasers of the whole class, and then cut them into a set of mahjong, and the four of them concentrate on rubbing the rubber mahjong in the back, and the whole classroom is indescribably quiet and peaceful. 349．Yan Zhi is more troublesome, like a housewife who brings everything to school.He brought the forks, knives and knives they used to roast sausages before.In winter, he thought his feet were cold, so he brought a footbath and a thermos bottle, and a nail was nailed next to the desk, and a footkerchief was hung on it!Once, a teacher who didn't understand the situation asked him to get up to answer a question, and he answered it standing on the footbath, and the answer was correct. The teacher was very satisfied: OK, sit down.He sat down and continued to soak his feet. He felt that the temperature was not enough, so he added some boiling water to the thermos. 350．Zuo Zhangcheng has nothing to do when he has nothing to do. He likes to play with the comb, combing his head for a while, and pulling out his penis for combing his pubic hair. 351．The real big brother is Da Wang Hai, and Da Wang Hai is also the one who likes to make no noise at ordinary times.Once, the grade director gave us a class, he raised his hand and said: I want to go to the toilet!The age director ignored him and gave him a hard look.After a while, a foul smell came out from the back of the classroom, and everyone turned their heads: Da Wang Hai was squatting on the stool with a plastic bag under it, enjoying himself.After having a good time, he tore two pieces of paper from his homework book and wiped his buttocks. He packed his pants while pulling up his pants, and said to Yan Zhi next to him: "Help me throw it away later~!"Yan Zhi said: Good. 352．In the biology class, to observe blood cells, each group had to send someone to prick their fingers to take some blood samples, but no one dared to push me and push you.At this time, I heard a voice from behind saying: Why is Ge Laozi so afraid!Da Wang Hai stood up, and a pencil sharpener "squeaked" across his fingers, and blood flowed out in a gulp.Yan Zhi, Zuo Zhangcheng, and Xu Bin all stood up and followed suit. Everyone took the slides and went up to take blood samples: Thank you~!thanks!Thanks! 353．I wrote a note to Da Wang Hai: Make a friend.