Chapter 11 Fifth grade

fifth grade (1) 256．Finally one day when the sun came out, I hurried to wash my hair.After rubbing bubbles for a long time, I yelled to my mother from the side: Mom——, hurry up!Carry the pot for empowerment for me! 257．One day, it was said on TV that the largest bottle of wine in the world was produced somewhere. The bottle was so tall, and its gross weight weighed many kilograms. 258．Went to Yang Xiuting's house to play, and was about to sit on her bed, she pulled me up in horror, then took out an egg from the bed, held it in her hand and caressed: almost got rid of my son!There are still a few days to come out~

259．This incident happened one day during the summer vacation when I was 11 years old.The weather was fine that day, I ate and had nothing to do, so I rode my mother’s Chrysanthemum 26 to play around, and even rode from Factory 420 to Jincheng Art Palace!I was playing with one hand, when a brand new minibus drove out from the Art Palace, a person in the last seat opened the window and looked out, I shouted: Su Youpeng——! 260．Su Youpeng was startled by me, and quickly retracted his head.I kicked the car a few times to catch up, and the minibus stopped at the red light in front of me. I held the window and knocked on the window, warmly welcoming Alec Su to the Land of Abundance: Hey!I know who you are!Alec Su!You open the window!

261．Su Youpeng could only open the car window tremblingly.He watched me carelessly holding the car bridle with one hand and the car window with the other, smiling at him with a playful smile, and he also smiled at him, and spoke very nice Mandarin in a very nice voice: Be careful and be safe! 262．I still think he is a good person, although I think he is not good at acting. 263．The illuminated court at the sub-club next door was turned into an open-air dance hall, and my mother would go there to dance after dinner at night.My mother's dance clothes are a fixed set of luxurious equipment: a bright yellow sweater with cellophane lace, a white silk scarf, a knitted black mid-length pleated skirt, a pair of black high-heeled shoes with slanted side buckles, and black A pair of stockings.Of course, it was heavy makeup, very serious heavy makeup.

264．At Christmas, we also played foreign games with false eyebrows and eyes, insisting on holding a Christmas party.Zhang Qi and I agreed that the success of this party depends entirely on whether there is a Christmas tree placed there.We turn around the community like two green-eyed wolves every day, watching the greenery take the lead, to see which one is more in line with the specifications. Finally, we found a perfectly shaped small one next to the balcony on the first floor of a family. cypress.I asked Zhang Qi to yell (push) his bicycle on the side to see if anyone was coming, and wait for the Harbin revolution to succeed so that he could quickly evacuate the scene.I "Bah! Bah" spat two mouthfuls of saliva into the palm of my hand, rubbed it, and prepared to pull the weeping willow upside down.

265．The roots of Gouri's nest of small cypress trees grow so deep!I tried my best to eat grandma, and it was only a little bit loose.Zhang Qi shouted: Hey!Hurry up!Someone is walking this way!I was furious, "Hey-chisel!" With an amazing burst of energy, I fell on the ground with the stubborn little cypress tree at the same time.Zhang Qi said, hurry up!Get in the car!I picked up the small cypress tree that was still being shaken and cut in the mud and jumped into the car with a "thump" and let's go!Zhang Qi is riding a black fart, it's like a ghost is kicking up!After a while, I felt that the weight in the back was not right, "Zi-ga!" I squeezed the brakes and looked back. I was far behind, sitting on the ground, hugging the small cypress tree, and crying.

266．The little cypress and I hung up the color at the same time, at the head of the bicycle shed, and became the main topic of the Christmas party.The party was very successful, all the children from Yuanbatou attended, and there were also some children from outside, I was so happy! 267．After my father removed half of the furniture in the house, I felt that the room was too empty, so I retrieved a rattan chair and a spittoon from the building to be demolished, and moved it back after a lot of work. Expressed happiness, but the expression on his face was a little sad.I'm so disappointed. Although the spittoon is leaky, the wicker chair can still sit on it. It's great!

268．In my hometown, I went to the township hospital to play. Their staff dormitory is a row of bungalows, and the windows at the back are the kitchens of every household. Open the windows, and you can uncover the pots on the top of the house with your hands.I opened the windows of every household from door to door, and then uncovered the pot, put rocks or mud in it, and said with great concern: You have worked hard, add more nutrition... … 269． The sensational event of "increasing nutrition for employees" was planned and implemented by Caiping and I.Caiping is the same age as me, and she is the daughter of Wu Zhaoxiang, a photo studio in the town. Because she takes pictures, she is also called Wu Zhaoxiang.Caiping has a red head, a sun and moon crown on her eyebrows, and she is very beautiful!It's not like the girls in the township at all, and it's even more beautiful than the girls in the city!We caught tadpoles in Shuidang, and she had 3 or 4 tadpoles in a handful, and 3 or 4 tadpoles in a handful!While holding it, I read: Mom, what a joke!See if I don't catch you!In the setting sun, I was stunned by the silhouette.

fifth grade (2) 270．Caiping once invited me to the opposite door and said very hesitantly that her father had arranged for her a baby kiss, and the other party was also surnamed Wu!I say, fight!If you really can’t, come to Chengdu to find me! 271．Caiping never came to see me.When I went back to my hometown last year, I saw a dismantled minibus parked there to recruit business on the street. A pregnant woman with a big belly had her hair disheveled and her clothes crooked. She pulled the door open The throat pipe shouted: Let's chat!Hurry up--!East Zen!Chat!I couldn't take a second to look at it, and murmured: Caiping, Caiping.

272．Caiping got married at the age of 19, and already had two cubs at the age of 22. When I saw her, her belly was covered with her third child. Fortunately, she was a boy. Otherwise, her mother-in-law would have kept her alive. . 273．I will sing along to a beautiful melody: chirp, chirp, yili, wah, mi, gawd, dong, cuckoo, melon, melon, guadoduo... Then I will tell my classmates that this song is an English song, and its name is "Love Story".The classmate nodded, yes!advanced! 274．Watching too many martial arts movies, I frowned all day long, and my heart was full of hatred.One day, my mother was cleaning and found a note under my pillow: I will definitely take revenge for this in twenty years!My mother was so scared and hurt, she pulled me over, her eyes were red: dead baby!you say!Where is your mother sorry for you!

275．My godfather went to school to find me, and the teacher complained to him: You Sangege!Learning difference!And naughty!It's outrageous!My godfather said that he had never felt so ashamed in his life, and said with an embarrassed face, then let me read her paper?The teacher rummaged through a pile of papers, but he couldn’t find me among the failed ones, neither the 60s, 70s, and 80s, and finally picked out my papers among the 90s. Now it’s my turn. The teacher was embarrassed: Yeah~, how did she do well in the exam this time? ! 276．The school organizes to watch "Jiao Yulu". After Jiao Yulu died, we left.

277．I handed over an inspection to the class teacher, and I went to ask for it back after a while. I politely said to the class teacher: This is for you, and the other is for Mr. Jiang in the geography class in the afternoon. 278．Sometimes when people are unlucky, they are unlucky by the way. I can't get any of the 25 multiple-choice questions right. 279．It is beneficial to open the book, that is to say, it would be great if you can turn the book during the exam. 280．There is an article in the text about Peng Dehuai's own experimental field, how he cultivated it seriously, and carefully crushed the lumps of soil with his hands.Then, Shao Jingyuan, a classmate with rich practical experience, said, I also want to try.Then, she planted a lettuce on the balcony of their house, took good care of it, and reported to me the growth of the little lettuce every day. 281．On this day, she solemnly invited me to eat this lettuce, saying, it's almost time, and I want to share the fruits of my labor with my best friends.We just boil the lettuce in clear water and then dip it in chili sauce, it is very delicious!I was full of praise, and she said, of course, I personally buried mounds of excrement on its roots for nutrition.